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I don't feel very well. I'm sick.
And I've been traveling while sick. I've been in all over the world in airports, on planes,
I'm ill.
It's hard being me.
Anyway,
I had five take speeches I wanted to film today, but I'm going to wait till I'm barren. So we're just going to get rid of one of the pet peeves I have.
that I notice every single time I go to the airport, especially Eastern European airports,
and I don't know why they do it.
Why do people, maybe you know James, why the fuck do people clean film their suitcases?
Have you seen that? Where they put that cling film around it? Why? It's to prevent people from putting stuff in your suitcases and not taking stuff out of your suitcase. Who's going to put shit in your suitcase after you check it in? It's people that work at the airport. They smuggle drugs by putting it in people's suitcases.
and then a person at the other side will take out the suitcase. I'm sorry, James. I do not believe that shit for a second. Never in my life have I ever
put my suitcase in the plane and got off and opened my suitcase and it was full of fucking
Drugs. No one's ever put anything in my suitcase, and no one's ever taken anything out. And if people want to search your suitcase,
If you check your suitcase in and then the authorities want to search it, then they have to cut through all this. They're not going to go, oh, we think there's a bomb in there, but he's cling filmed it, so we'll just leave it.
They're gonna have to cut through all this bullshit. Why? Why do people cling to their skin? I cannot find a good enough reason for why that is. I do not believe you're drug smuggling bullshit.
We're in Bucharest.
I was flying from Bucharest to Vienna. No one smuggling coke.
from Romania to Vienna. It's not Colombia.
Why? Because they're fucking rednecks. Eastern Europeans do this because they're just weirdos. Rednecks. Oh, it's my stuff. It's my stuff. I have to wrap up my stuff. No one touches my stuff. No one wants to see your fucking t-shirts. There is no reason to wrap your suitcase.
Every time I see someone doing it, I guarantee you...
When I become Lord of Earth, what I want to do is,
I want to have a mandatory IQ test for everyone who wraps their suitcase and I guarantee you it's below average. But every single time I'm in Bucharest Airport there's some people with cling film wrapping up their suitcase. What kind of rednecks are they? What do they think is going to happen to their case?
For a while, I thought maybe they're trying to protect their case.
Maybe.
against
plane damage, if that's a thing.
But their cases were all shit. They're not even expensive cases. And if you do buy an expensive case, why are you going to wrap it up? Why buy a Louis Vuitton case covered in clean film?
So the whole thing's stupid, none of it makes any sense.
This is an open challenge to anyone who watches this video in the comments. Give me a good reason why I should go to the airport with my case.
and waste time covering it in fucking cling film instead of just checking it in.
Give me a good, credible reason for doing that, and I'll start doing it, and I'll post on my Take Speech channel every time I fly, me with a cling film suitcase.
Because there's no fucking reason. It's just weirdos, paranoid weirdos, who are afraid someone's going to find their dildos and fucking fuck around with their underwear.
It's garbage.
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