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- Check. - Four presses. - You got a spade?
A flush?
- Yeah.
I folded because I had Jack-9.
and I had 7, 8, 9 and I needed a 10. And I folded and a 10 came. And my jack was a fucking spade, so I would have had a flush. Un-fucking-believeable. It's fucking gay. I looked at it and thought, what's the chance of it being a 10? It's probably not going to be a 10, I've already lost a bunch of chips, I've just got started. I would have fucking wiped the floor with both of them.
Un-fucking-believable.
I hate this. - It is crypto. - You would've what? - It's the same fucking principle, right? You don't have was coming. - Andrew, are you still talking in the past tense? - I'm explaining why I went, "Hmm," because that's what I was thinking. Is a 10 really gonna come? - Fucking gay. So gay.
So--
But if I wouldn't have folded, it wouldn't have come. The cards would have moved.
The thing is, Bailey has Jesus on his side. You're kidding me.
According to Bailey, technically we all do, and I keep getting fucked. Yeah, Jesus loves us, too. He does. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. At least it's a fine way of showing it.
I think he's got a straight.
Thank you.
- Cool, show cast please. - Nope.
- Per tent. - Per of tents.
Ooh, pocket rocket.
Lots on the board. That's why I hate pocket aces. A pair of threes and a pair of sevens. Yeah. I've had pocket queens tonight and I lost.
Yeah. It's just the board was just a bunch of hands and a pair of queens.
*Skiss*
I'll show you what you're saying. Stop doing this.
- When you fold the cards. - If I do that, I know what cards are coming back next. - That's the point. - Warrior's jittery hands. - It's called marking cards. - Jittery hands, I've got a jittery wallet. If you fold your card a bit, then you know what card it is. So treat them gently, because by the end of the game, they're going to be fucked.
- Why is he... - Sorry, mate. Sorry, I didn't know it was against the rules. - It is. Marking cards is against the rules of every poker club in the world.
- - 'Cause people do... They take bits of sandpaper, invisible sandpaper, and tape them to their teeth, their thumb. - Swear. - And every time they get an ace, they rub the top right-hand corner.
Every time they get a queen, they rub the middle. Every time they... Stop looking at me like you're studying. And don't fold the fucking cars. Costi! Sandpaper. 'Cause if you fold them and there's a nick in the middle, you know what you have.
Stop doing it. That's a great idea.