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People ask me why I buy cars I've never tested and that I probably won't like. And I want to state this without arrogance.
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The person around is Batman in electric mode. This is actually, I'm very surprised I like this.
So...
Feel sorry for me. I had to buy an SF90 because I have three super fast, 812 super fast, and I have two 812 competitions.
Competizione, however they say it, because it's my favorite car.
Even though it's not perhaps the best car, it's my favorite car. The best car is 765LT by McLaren.
Nothing beats it around a track. I don't care what they say. I don't care what track time. I don't care what garbage they put on these YouTube drag races. Trust me from the man who has 52 cars.
Nothing is faster than a 765 LT, besides a Rimac or a Bugatti in a straight line. And on track, the 765 kills them.
Trust me, it's that good, it's that fast. Off the line it has no tractions, everything beats off the line, but in rolling races it will smoke anything.
So anyway, I have 812s which is my favourite car. It's not the best car but it's my favourite car because I like the big V12. I like how they built the car around the engine as opposed to make the engine to fit the car.
I like that you can.
put stuff in the back and you go on a road trip. I love how it sounds amazing. And it actually feels like a small little sports car. It feels like a mid-engine sports car considering it's such a big car and it's so heavy. They've done amazing things with that. It's actually a miracle. So it's my favorite car.
But everyone's saying, "No, you should get an SF90 because it has a thousand horsepower." And I was like, "It's hybrid. That's gay."
I'm not gay, I'm straight.
I kept saying, "No, you need to try it. It'll be 765." I said, "That's impossible."
And then I was bored. I just bought one. So here we are.
Thank you.
Car number 53.
Let's see what the hype's about. Let's see what the hype's about. I mean, the thing is with me, I buy cars and I don't like them and I never drive them again.
The MC20 we just did the review for. I sent it away to get race exhausted, change some things, take out the OPFs, put a body count on it, and I'm going to review it again. I'm going to really abuse it and see if I can fall in love with it.
Otherwise it just becomes...
ornament.
If this is no fun today, it becomes an ornament permanently. Plugged in. Hybrid. Meh.
So, it looks good.
But, uh, nothing's better than McLaren. We're going to see. Let's do it. This is my first time inside on SF9.
- I'm sorry.
Thor should go up bro. They need to pay Lambo whatever it costs.
or McLaren or whatever copyright they have. Doors should go up. Doors should not go out.
Is it comfortable at least?
Not really, but...
I guess that was an option with the seats. You probably could have got comfort seats. This has got the...
a Seto Foriani something race pack so
It's the raciest one.
So we've got these annoying
Homosexual seat belts.
and all carbon and it's lighter and the seats are racey
Bro, I'm happy with a comfort seat, to be honest. If you're trying to be uncomfortable to save three kilos, you're an idiot.
So whoever specced this car, I don't know, but it was brand new. It was the one that was brand new in the showroom and I ain't got time to waste so I just took it.
Thank you.
So, uh...
Here we are.
Thank you.
Gonna turn it on and see what it can do.
Here we have the secondary screen for the passenger, which is kind of... I'm not sure I buy all this hybrid crap. To me, it just feels like a scam. From automatic down to manual, we're gonna put it here. Down to manual. It just feels like a scam. Like, because it's not real, is it? None of it's real.
It's hybrid, but then you press a button, and then it's just a normal car. Hybrid, why? We're still burning, we've still got a V8.
I mean, what is the advantage of the hybrid?
This is what I mean. Where's the electricity in any of this? Where's the hybrid part in any of this? It's all a scam. I don't get it.
It's just a V8 Ferrari, isn't it?
Mm-mm.
That's what it really is. And then they've added all these batteries and junk.
I mean, that looks cool, but what does it really do?
So now we're eDrive.
We're going to use up our last battery.
We have only half a battery because of course I didn't charge it.
Yeah.
Why the fuck would I charge my car?
'cause I'm straight.
so it's not charged so we're going to run out of battery and see what happens so i understand you can't reverse in this car with no battery because
The reverse gears all electric, but I think the battery should charge from the engine So I don't think you ever ever have to actually charge it
we're going to see. So we're in electric mode now.
See, my car philosophy is simple.
I have 52 cars, and I bought them all.
And, uh...
They're all a little bit unique.
Thank you.
But truthfully,
An 812 can do basically everything.
It's an amazing car, sounds amazing. You can go on road trips with it. You can tear it around the city. It's fast.
The way they built the car around the engine is incredible.
No, none of this hybrid junk.
Thank you.
And you only need, I mean it can do 90% of what a mid-engine sports car can do. On the road, you're never going to feel like it's a big heavy car, because you just simply don't get the chance.
to push it that hard. You'd have to go to a track.
And then on a track, a 765 is the best. So if you have a 765 and an 812, you have cars done.
Porsches are okay for certain scenarios like
I don't know. You have to make sure you don't run off.
fuel while you're running from the police or something.
I mean, there's Porsche scenarios you can come up with in your brain.
Lamborghini is good, my Evo, Huracan, you just flex around the city. You can't really do road trips in it because it's annoying because it's too small. But,
and is a little bit uncomfortable.
But for dropping the top and flexing around the city, it's fun.
to show off for a couple hours.
Like, you can find rolls for them all, but the 765 and the 812 basically take up your marks.
So I bought this knowing I wouldn't
need it or use it.
but we're gonna try.
Should we leave homosexual mode and go into...
Heterosexual mode?
So we're in race race race. I'll let them set we up
Real geez know this song 2011 bad man probably 2005
Who is actually answering private calls? Oh
Hello?
Like, bro, is no one trying to kill you? How unimportant are you, bro?
What are enemies? Cops?
Mafia they're all after me what do you mean I don't your numbers on my phone I
We don't have to talk. Send me a text.
Something gay just happened.
I went to grab the wheel.
and turn the wheel and I accidentally, with my thumb, because it's all touchtronic garbage, turned on the cruise control, which in and of itself is also a gay feature. It only uses cruise control, along with the hybrid mode as a homosexual.
So I never want cruise control ever.
In fact, I accidentally turned it on while turning the wheel. That's annoyed me.
If that happens again,
that I'm going to have to give the car a very low rating. If you can't grab the wheel without turning on functions,
You have to be very careful.
all this is
Touchy. People ask me why I buy cars I've never tested and I probably won't like.
And I want to state this without arrogance. Me buying this car for 600,000 euro, whatever it was,
It's the same as you buy a Starbucks.
Why do you buy, why would you go to the Starbucks menu and just
try a new coffee you never tried before.
Because what's the worst that can happen, right?
You don't like it. Oh well. You've wasted a euro or two. How much is even the coffee nowadays? Probably six or seven to be honest.
I always like to liken cars to
women.
Because it allows the people at home who can't afford these cars to understand it.
The McLaren.
is a gorgeous 10 out of 10 woman who's on psychiatric meds.
But she's so beautiful and so fun in bed, but she's crazy.
Sometimes she doesn't even answer the phone because she's in a psychotic episode. Sometimes you turn a McLaren on or you press the button, nothing happens. It just breaks down for nothing. And then you take it to the repairman and he goes, there's nothing wrong with it. It just started now. It's just one of them. That's the McLaren.
This is very capable but sterile.
Like...
Imagine you went to Switzerland, met a 39 year old woman who was really beautiful in her 20s, but now she's still kinda hot.
giving you an
- Unenthusiastic hand job.
But
She's good at it, but she kinda like maybe you're paying her rent or something. I don't know. She's not that interested. It's just
sterile but capable. So now let's explain it. And Porsches kind of feel like that. Porsches kind of feel like missionary sex with a school teacher. Very...
You know?
McLarens are completely wild.
Lamborghinis are like porn stars, whereas they look amazing, and you'd probably think it would be better than it was. From the outside, you're like, whoa, but then you drive it. It's like, yeah, it's 80% of what you expect it to be, but it's not 100% of what you expect it to be when you drive a Lamborghini.
But yeah, this feels like a Porsche.
It's very sterile. It's very linear. There's no jumps in the power. There's not much drama. Even a few times when I lost grip there. It's four-wheel drive.
It's very, uh... Capable. It's capable, but it's sterile. I don't know how else to say it. It's nothing like an 812. An 812, the Ferrari, you put your foot down, you have the engine. Crazy noise. The back wheels are going all over the place. This is just like, yeah, we'll go forward if you want.
You know?
with the sexual references I gave
Or of course, Haram, I'm a good man. I'm just talking from a previous life.
I'm trying to make you people at home understand.
But because it's so sterile, it doesn't feel like a thousand horses. Like the 800 horses you get in a 812 or a 765 feels a lot more because it's so wild.
It's like the backs going everywhere, the power kicks in halfway through the gear.
This is very linear, it's very smooth, so it doesn't really feel like a thousand horsepower.
So maybe if you drive this psycho enough, it can stop feeling sterile. Maybe I'm sterile. Maybe it's all been me all along. Maybe in this relationship, she's not annoying. I'm the annoying one. Maybe I'm not acting right. Maybe it's all self accountability. All the things I say in podcasts about absolute self accountability at all times. Maybe it's all my fault.
And then I drive as fast as I possibly can. Maybe it won't feel sterile anymore.
I am Batman.
No sound. Sorry, sir. Keep recording your videos. But Batman, you don't hear me coming.
but I appear.
The enemies suffer the ultimate consequence. It's like Top G. Broadcast the symbol into the sky. I'm starting to actually really like this car. Cruising around as Batman in electric mode.
This is actually, I'm very surprised I like this car. I'm very surprised.
Think we can take off? Let's find out.
- It surprised me how quick it is. - Yeah, man. - I thought the McLaren would be a million times faster, but... - It's a thousand brake wheels, Pat G. - I know, man, but yeah, it's fast. - Yeah, you're supposed to drive like for 500 or 5,000 kilometers and then
you get a boyfriend and then you go to a gay bar or something. I don't know.
I just get in it and push it as hard as possible and then it sounds smells like it's gonna blow up, but if it blows up
Well I can't go to warranty because I just admitted on video what I did.
So then I just buy a new one.
Bro, I'm rich, rich. I'm not some dork. I'm not like these other losers. I am rich, rich. Rich, rich. Millions and millions a week. Like, it doesn't matter. 600 grand. It's pennies. It's lunch. Cheers. Right, so, yeah.
It looks like the Batmobile, and it kind of feels like the Batmobile. So what I want to do is we should do a drive pass. I'll do one drive pass in electric mode, like stealth. It won't be as fast, but it'll be quiet.
crazy mode and do another drive past. That's what I think we should do. One day we're all going to die. We're going to return to dust in the ground. And when you walk past the place where I am buried, you need to hear me say,
You're a brogie.
Red 2SF9.
You know?
Is that going to be on your tombstone? Yeah. It's good. It's good for the universe.
All right, so 140
A kilometers per hour is the most you can get in an electric motor.
But I guess that still breaks every speed limit.
in the world. The electric engine's like a party trick.
But bro, you need the gears. You need the pain and suffering of the climate activists. You know? Yeah. Just stop oil! No!
No, I will not.
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No!
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I am very pleasantly surprised. I expected to be sterile and boring and it kind of was, but then I realized it was all my fault. And maybe, you know, like when my ex-girlfriend said, Andrew, you're not innocent in this. It's not me. It's definitely 100% you. Maybe she was right. And maybe if you give away all your regards for your safety and you become a psycho, it's actually super fun.
And capable and it has gimmicks which keeps it interesting like electric mode
and it feels pretty planted, it feels pretty good.
It smells like it's on fire, but if it doesn't blow up, I guess we'll give it a pretty good mark for reliability. Yeah, 8.5 out of 10. McLaren, you have to have a 10. People say 10 doesn't exist, but no, you have to have a benchmark.
The real question is, would I ever buy this over an 812? And the answer to that is no. No way I'd buy this over an 812. That is real Romanian horsepower. We're talking about this having 1,000 horsepower. My G.
Two horsepower.
- But he ain't got a license, no insurance, no tax. Think about it. What are we gonna do? Stop him.
What are we gonna take? His horse? And impound his horse? Nah bro. Gee, I might buy one of them. I might beat Tristan at his own game. Thinks he's smart by me having 52 supercars, him only driving a lotto. I'll up the game. How about I only drive one of them?
Mmm.
I'll take that to the club. Do you know how many girls you'd get in that in the club?
More than the Bugatti, you'd load that carriage up at the back with chicks.
It'd be full of girls.
- Bro.
- They need to do it. - We're gonna go for a show. - Got me thinking. I'm not gonna lie, all that
making fun of them for hybrid. I'm actually starting to find use for the electric mode
Like if I'm not gonna drive crazy fast,
Electric mode's fine.
If you're going to cruise around, electric mode is totally fine.
And then you can just recharge the battery, because I've recharged the battery in full.
a few times by driving like an idiot for five minutes.
And then it completely basically recharges, literally after five minutes being an idiot.
you
I'm not gonna lie, you're gonna follow the car in front.
which is what you do most of the time, no matter how crazy a driver you are,
Electric mode is actually fine.
Think how much money I'll save
Where's your fucking cousin? He'd be crying his eyes out.
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