Transcript
I was supposed to do another taste,
In fact, I'm going to have to film two today.
See how hard I work for you people.
Because when I opened this can of water, it reminded me of a simple fact.
A fact which has annoyed me
for a very long time and I've yet to talk about. So we're going to talk about it.
Women?
Don't drink water, ever.
- Yeah.
Now when I say this, people go, "What do you mean women don't drink water?" Because like with all my tape speeches, at the beginning people think I'm talking shit, and by the end of it they're like, "You know what, he's right."
hang around with a group of guys long enough
Right.
There's usually a bottle of water around.
A guy is usually carrying a bottle of water. You'll see a man grab a bottle of water and drink a liter.
Let's throw the bottle away.
Me personally, I drink these cans of sparkling water. I tear through 5,000 cans a month.
All I do is drink these. I must drink 30, 40 a day.
I'm never without them near me.
ice cold sparkling water all the time.
I'm always drinking water. It's all I do.
next to my bed i drink as soon as i wake up i drink before i go to sleep when i'm working i have water next to me
All I do is drink water.
And if you notice any group of men, you're going to see the same thing.
Hang around with a bunch of guys. You're going to see someone with water.
Thank you.
Then hang around with a group of girls.
Now most of you pussies probably don't hang around groups of girls very often, but I'm that guy who's often been sitting there with 20 chicks.
Nobody has any water with them.
Nobody hydrates.
When's the last time you've seen a woman say, I'm dehydrated, I want to hydrate?
When's the last time you seen a woman quickly grab a bottle of water and just finish it off? Ever.
Now I see this
People go hmm, I guess
But I want you to actually go out in the world and pay attention to this, and you'll realize how astutely true it is. Women do not hydrate.
And why that annoys me
is because women are also the ones who are constantly, endlessly complaining about these phantom headaches. They're the only ones who do it.
I don't believe
The head's just hurt for no reason.
If I got a crippling headache,
I'd be genuinely concerned.
Maybe I've been poisoned. Maybe I have brain tumor. I don't just get headaches. My hand doesn't just
start to hurt. I've hurt it somehow. So if I was going through life and I had a really bad headache, I think, wow,
Something's happened to me.
But women,
Just go through life, I have a headache, I have a headache, I have a headache. I need pills. You don't need pills. You need fucking two liters of water. You don't drink anything.
I've been in Dubai with women who end up having heat stroke. I've seen them do it. I've seen them lay in bed. I don't feel well.
"Oh, I feel sick. I need to go home." You're in the desert!
And you want what, two martinis? That's all you've drunk today?
Two martinis and a fucking cigarette?
They don't drink water ever. I don't know how they survive.
I don't know. When they finally decide they want to hydrate, it's usually some garbage.
Starbucks Maca Latte with cream.
Just pure sugar crap.
I don't know.
How?
females are alive. I don't know how they survive. Now,
I am advocating for the health of women. Before everyone calls me a fucking misogynist,
and tries to put me in jail for saying that women don't drink enough water. I'm saying the world would be a better place if everybody, male and female, was hydrated. This is not a gendered argument. I believe in hydration for all.
Before the fucking MSM have a breakdown.
I'm just making an observation.
I don't see women drink water ever. And anybody who disagrees with it, start to pay a little bit more attention, be more perspicacious, and you will see as you go through life, you'll start seeing groups of women, you'll see none of them have any water ever. Or when they say they're thirsty, they order a drink which is not hydrating, it's just some sugar crap garbage. You never see women hydrate ever. And next time you see a woman who says, I have a headache, have you got any painkillers?
When's the last time you drank two liters of water, young lady?
When is the last time? That's what I literally say. When's the last time you drank two liters of water?
What do you mean I have a headache?
You have a headache because you're dehydrated. That's why you have a headache. When's the last time you drank water? No, I just need painkillers.
You don't need painkillers.
You need fucking water to drink.
By extension, we're gonna quickly flip over.
This whole idea of random headaches is something that has to go.
It upsets me and annoys me.
Painkillers in general annoy me.
- Okay.
Because I just think
Most of us live such easy lives now
There's no saber-toothed tigers.
Most of you at home, you don't have the pressure I'm under.
The Matrix isn't trying to put you in jail. You don't have government agencies analyzing your life thinking, how can we destroy this man? You don't have enemies trying to kill you.
You have no pressure compared to me, none.
And when God finally gives you a tiny test,
you know, a slight throbbing in your
or a slight bit of injury.
You pussy out?
Oh, let me just go get some aspirin.
Can you just man up for one? Can you just for a day?
Just not be a pussy.
Can you just for a day go, you know what?
This hurts, but I'm just gonna let it hurt.
Because
Why not?
What's going to happen? I'm going to die. The injury to my body is the same whether I take the painkiller or not. The only difference is I feel it.
So why don't I feel a little bit of pain for once in my life so I stop being a fucking coward?
I hate painkillers. I hate the whole idea of them. I've had surgery and not taken painkillers.
That's how much I fucking hate them because I feel weak inside my bones and my heart.
I'm better than this!
I will sit in pain and suffer.
Like Steven Seagal after he was shot and hard to kill and he came back to life. That's me!
I hate fucking painkillers, male or female.
And if you're gonna end up taking painkillers purely because you're not smart enough to fucking hydrate,
*MUH* *MUH*
Yeah.