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Action is doing something. If you feel depressed, gee, you're going to spill my fucking coffee and you're ruining my tape speech. Piss off.
So, what me and Tristan do is very, very important By attempting to rebalance the universe with our Aikido Please understand, there is no female on the planet Who would not be a loving, loyal, subservient girlfriend to men of our calendar Of course, there's nowhere else to fucking go But I'll refuse to allow that to happen
You can either buy yourself a nice, reliable Toyota
or you can buy yourself a McLaren and all its problems. Because when you have the best of the best, problems come with it.
I refuse to allow some bitch to get a reliable McLaren in me.
In fact, I'm so offended,
Fuck being loyal. I'm offended if a bitch thinks I'm loyal.
What, you think I have no host?
Drove like a fucking punk to you. So.
For that reason, to re-establish balance in the universe, 'cause of this bitch shit I just saw on Twitter, some dude who's not gonna have 20 sons, he's afraid of his fucking wife.
like a loser. What I'm going to do is invite all of my girlfriends, some of them have already met, some of them don't know the others,
all of them,
To the house.
today.
And when I say all of them,
I mean all the... People who spend money like me
have a different attitude and different
relationship with females than people who spend money like them.
These people who advocate save, save, save, save are banging sixes. They have a six.
They're happy with their six.
They sit at home.
If you have a 6 and you're happy with your 6, you don't need a sports car.
Why? You don't need designer clothes.
You don't need to go to the club. You don't need a cool Instagram. You don't need shit if you're banging average ass hoes.
But if you wanna bang and sleep with and conversate with the most beautiful women in the world,
You need to go to where the most beautiful women in the world are.
and they are in expensive places. And you need to pull up in a car which is
either superior to or on par with the other cars in the parking lot.
Which means if you're going to go to Monaco and you want to be talking to a Russian 10 out of 10, you need to roll up in an Aston or a Rari or a Lambo.
I
Understand that I am too brilliant a man.
too perfect in every single metric
too big, too strong, too smart.
I can fight too well.
I'm caramel, I'm beautiful. It would be a shame for me to not service these females. I am a gift to females created by
by the one above.
That's what I am. So what am I going to do? Stay at home and bang a six and save my money? No.
I'm going to roll up.
flexing.
Come through, bam, champagne, bang, yeah, supercar outside, yeah, yeah, okay, five-star, boom, boom, boom, first class.
Because I'm a G!
So these dudes are like, "Oh, just save all your money. You don't need to spend money. I made this much money and I didn't spend anything."
They're just, they're advertising to the world. They don't fuck no pussy.
You don't fuck no pussy that way. And if you do fuck pussy, it's not the kind of pussy I'd touch, my friend. It ain't my kind of pussy.
My kind of pussy is on a different echelon. I'm rolling in the highest possible echelon of female beauty. I'm a millionaire kickboxing world champion.
and what every girl's ever fucking dreamed of.
and you're sitting there, "I made money online, I saved it all." 'Cause you're banging an ugly bitch. You're banging an ugly bitch. We know it, you know it, everyone knows it. If you think I'm wrong, put some pictures of your girls on mine. Oh no, you don't show your girls, I show my girls. There's a reason for that.
And of course they don't go out.
They're not allowed out.
Like, oh, Tate's away, so they go out with their friends. No, no, no, no. You don't go to the club with your friends.
I don't know what kind of
bitch ass dude is letting his chicks go to the club with her friends without him.
No, you stay in the house. You don't go nowhere.
You're not no restaurants.
No clubs, nothing.
So because I have all these chicks sitting in their houses and they're bored and I'm going here, there and everywhere making money.
they all end up coming up with the same idea. And their idea is this.
Sooner or later, it's a full circle. They say, well,
Andrew, they text it. They text a nice long text and they say it in a way like I'm going to be pleased with what I read. That's what's actually amazing. They say, hey, I've got a great idea, heart, heart.
What bitch?
"No, seriously, it's such a good idea."
What bitch?
She's like, "Well, you're always busy working, so why don't I start a business too, so that I'm not bored while you're away and we can make more money?"
Like I'm going to, and they expect me to go, yay. Yeah, great.
No, I don't need you. One, I don't even need women to make money. Why would I want you making money?
For what? I have unlimited money.
I have so much money. What I want you to do is just be pleasant and smile and comply and obey. I want you to be happy all the time. The last thing I want you doing is fucking making money because we don't need any money.
But worse than all that, you want me to pay to start your business. That's what this real thing is. Every single fucking time. And the worst thing is women believe in all the crap they see about business online, right? Like follow your passions. If you really believe in your passion, then you'll make money, which is not even true. That's the worst business advice ever.
Do you think the Chinese billionaire
The concrete billionaire in China is passionate about concrete.
You think he's jerking off over concrete?
Think he rubs his face on concrete blocks? No, he doesn't give a fuck.
He wants to get paid.
Anyone out here who's actually made any real money knows sometimes you gotta do shit you don't want to do to get paid.
So this whole passion thing is garbage. If you still believe that, then you should fucking quit business completely. So because women believe this junk, then they come at you with one of their passions.
And usually,
around about 99% of the time, and I know because I've had this exact conversation
probably around 100 times.
with 100 different women, and 99 of them said the same thing.
One of them said pet grooming.
Don't get me started. The other 99 said, "Beauty Salon."
I want to open a beauty salon.
Why do you want to open a beauty salon? Oh because you know I really like makeup and I'm really good at makeup and I watch these things on YouTube about makeup and my friend Claire is really good at makeup and I know all these girls who need their makeup done and it's really hard to get your makeup done properly and I will be the place you can get your makeup done properly and it's going to become called Beauty Elysium and everyone's going to come and they're going to get their makeup done and it's going to be a big successful business so I just need you to rent me a building and put Gucci sofas in and get me a nice sexy sign and cover the whole place in flowers and spend all your money so that I can at $11.45.
crawl out of bed with a fucking cappuccino and walk in there with my hair fucking curled like a CEO in a little girl suit and look around at all my customers and all the money I'm making and have them do my makeup and then I'll go off for lunch at 2 o'clock and we'll be millionaires.
Shut the fuck up.
system needs slaves none of this works without wages without brokies you think you're smart i bought this coin and it's going up you could have bought any fucking coin and it went up in the last year
The Matrix was broken. I wrote a bunch of videos out. I said the Matrix is broken as a hole in the Matrix capitalized. But you didn't even capitalize so you didn't listen to me. You put your meager wages in and it went up a little bit and you thought, I don't have to work anymore. Yes, you fucking do. Someone has to cook the fries, dumbass.
And the Fed has come along and the Fed is like, we need the wages back in their place.
No more of this stonks-only-go-up crap.
No more of this crypto shit. Let's destroy all of it. Let's de-peg this currency. Let's crash the NASDAQ. Let's make inflation go to the fucking roof. Put the wages back where they belong. It's 9 a.m. You better clock the fuck in.
Nobody can save you but me.
Because I am the most perspicacious, compendious, top G, top striker. I've seen all of this coming. I've prepared for all of it. Nothing can happen on the planet that doesn't make me richer. Russia can invade Ukraine. I get richer. They can de-peg cryptocurrencies. I get fucking richer. You cannot stop me. I'm that guy. You need my help.
You have two choices. You either sell your soul to Tate and say, I accept Tate is all-knowing. I will listen to you inside of Hustles University. Please save me or you go back.
back where you fucking started, Weiji. Ha ha ha ha! Someone has to fucking flip the burgers, dumbass! You have two choices. Either listen to me, or get back where you fucking belong. Because most of you Weijis aren't smart enough to be anything other than fucking Weijis anyway.
*BOOM* And then I looked around the skydiving room.
So I always thought people who jumped out of planes were like badass.
Like I imagined the skydiving school would be full of like military types.
or dudes like me, you know, like supreme specimens of man.
But it was actually full of fucking
cakes
if you go to a skydiving school these people are fucking nerds I'm talking about
20 full-grown men.
sitting around a TV screen,
looking at videos of their last jump where they were doing patterns.
discussing patterns 20 full-grown men look at tv screen hey man bro look yeah bro you when you held his hand you need to do the inverse flip and then all of them running and getting on skateboards
and then skateboarding around the floor, pretending they're doing their...
Geeks, bruv.
I was like, what the fuck is this?
Always got the cigars. Always ready. Can't have them.
-
- Oh!
I'm too fly for Corona. I'm thinking...
.
While this whole disease thing's going on, your attack vehicle, five hands of ham and hide in your house, why would you come and dress fresh?
Hit the streets when all the other players are at home. Hit me some bitches.
This is a $40,000 watch. You think a disease is just going to walk up on you?
I'm too fly. I'm too fresh.
I'm too clean. What do they say? What do they say to protect yourself from Corona? What do they say to you?
Wash your hands.
Stay clean.
I'm too fly! I'm too fly for Corona! This makes more sense than a flashlight. Thank you! It does! I'm too fly for Corona!
I'm cleaning by the barrel. I'm hitting the streets. And I'm getting some bitches.
We'll see who's starting to face off long term.
I'm ready.
Yeah.
I'm allowed to buy new Lamborghinis on board. You're order for it? Yeah, print me the order for it. I have to sign it so I can build my Lambo. Brand spanking new innately.
Built brand new for me, zero fucking miles.
What else am I gonna do? What time? It's Thursday. It's 4 o'clock. It's raining. I'm on board.
So I went on the Configurator and thought, let me configure my dream. Because I already have the Huracan. I thought the Huracan Evo has rear wheel steering and some more horsepower. Let me configure my dream Huracan.
Oh, it's only 300,000 euro, chump change.
- It's not Trump change. - It's Trump change. Print my order form. - Sprinting out.
- So 300 Gs, 300 Gs. What's 300 Gs? - I knew the minute Andrew said, Luke, I'm sending you an email, print it. I had to start recording. - What's 300 Gs to a boss?
Like what kind of man are you if you even got 300 G's?
I configured it and it had a little graphic and it can move around. How can I not buy it?
What choice do I have? I'm only fucking human, Luke.
So when's it coming? I don't know, ages from April or something. They've got to build it. I want to build brand fucking spanking brand.
fucking
Spanking brand fucking spanking new
evil
What's the difference between my current Huracan and Evo? Fuck knows. Who cares? I was about to say, why have two? Because I'm a fucking G! How many times have I said this?
I tell everyone I'm a gene and they're like, "Oh, why do you not?" I'm a gene. You think I'm lying?
I'm a G, that's why.
Two of the same car? Two of the same? No, it's not the same car. That's the Huracan. It's the Huracan Emo. They're already dice on this guy, sir.
See you next week.
He diced, no? He didn't dice. He played cards? Look, if he played cards and diced, I'd have seen him play cards. Why didn't you tell him why? Do you see any playing cards?
No. 'Cause this ain't no game! This ain't no fucking game!
Lamborghini Huracan Spyder 5.2 V10 640 liter
LP 644 EVO!
Previous owners, zero.
Vehicle price, rah-dee-rah-dee-rah.
Chassis number blah blah blah. Nero Noctis
black
Electric heat and seats, smartphone interface for connected devices,
cup holder cost me 700 pound i paid 700 pound extra for a couple for a cup holder yes bro red painted calipers
electrochromatic exterior mirrors 900 pounds. I don't have any idea what electrochromatic exterior mirrors are. I just tick the fucking box. 900 pounds for my fucking electrochromatic. You're gonna fuck with a man with electrochromatic mirrors? I'm gonna see everything. Rear diffuser, style package, digital audio broadcast tuner, 9VK sensorium premium sound system, 4Gs.
ambient light program.
Colored stitching, NR7 avoided brand new package, rear view camera, lifting system. Lifting system is $4,000. You have to have a lifting system because you can't go over speed bumps any other way. It's like a $4,000 tax you have to pay for your Lambo.
Now I've tracked Pro ADR.
Don't know what that is, tracker maybe?
52A 20-inch alloy wheels, graphite gray.
Delivery, 3,600 to deliver. Oh wait, we're not done.
Upholstery, elegant leather, bi-color, Nero, Ada, Bianco, Polar,
whatever.
Big Forge Composites Package. 6 Gs. What the fuck is that? What is that?
I'm playing with the configurer, I'm just ticking boxes.
Big Forge compasses package. I don't even know what that is!
Six grand!
Floor mats, customized with piping and stitching, nice.
kick plate and forge composites.
I just ticked every option. Who goes on the Lambo configurator and ticks every box?
All of that, where do I sign?
here.
Purchaser's signature.
Boom, boom.
Boom. Whoa, all these other dorks on Twitter. Look, I bought a Tesla Model 2. I put a $400. Well, you're fucking geeks! Who the fuck drives a Tesla? There's no man alive in a Tesla I couldn't kick the living fuck out of. I'll drag you from your Tesla by your neck.
in front of your bitch and you won't do nothing. And I'll get back in my Lamborghini fucking fully-spec Evo.
Step to me.
Do you see any playing cards, Roy? There's no playing cards anyway. Do you know why?
Is it because it's not a fucking game? Because it's not a fucking game!
*Ding*
So you lied to me, Luke. You told me there was no cars left to buy and if you'd have shut the fuck up, I wouldn't be on this website and now I wouldn't have to spend 400,000 euro on my 16th supercar!
You did this!
You made me buy the Chiron, because you made me buy the Ferrari, because you wouldn't be quiet when I was buying my Lamborghini. And you wouldn't be quiet today, and now I go on the McLaren website and go, oh, don't worry, Mr. Tate. You can get 25% more downforce in your 720S, which is already too fast to drive anyway. Here's a bunch of stats that don't mean anything, because you can't possibly use them on the road. Here, 400 grand.
I've sent you something which I would like you to print. Please, Luke, if you wouldn't mind.
Print it off. It's called to be a bunch of people. Dude, it's fucking coming to no carbon. It'll give you fucking 50 minutes. 50 minutes. Turns out the camera is a limited edition fucking long tail version of the 720S. How am I not going to have a limited edition version? Door group.
The clown.
is this a contract can you print what i said please
If you wouldn't mind printing what I've sent you, it's a fully spent every option.
765-LONG TEN! BOOM!
So print it to me so I can sign it and you can shut the fuck up about cars or your car is the bar. I'm about to teach you a lesson. You wouldn't mind sending that to me.
I would pick the side down, scan it, get it back to them. And that means in April of next year, I've got a Lamborghini Evo, I've got a McLaren 765LT and a Reganer Sheeran all over my house in one month. You want to see a take on that tour video with all three fucking new cars here?
We're here.
Okay.
Luke's a liar. Luke is a liar. Give it to me.
Move on! How much is it? How much even is it? It's expensive. How much is it? How much does it come out to you?
358,000 euros. Boom! Name. Mr. Motherfucking Case. Bang. Scan now. Don't lie to me again. And when these cars turn up on the drive, everyone's gonna know it's your fucking fault.
What is the word of the day? I don't know. It's Saturday. What's the word of the day?
I don't know
It doesn't matter if it's Monday.
Tuesday.
all the way to Sunday.
The word of the day is discipleship.
saint.
We'll swear to the day.
Cash!
Word of the day is cash. I wake up in the morning.
and I checked the bank.
Do you understand what I'm saying to you, Luke?
- I do. - No, you don't understand. I wake up, first thing I do, I grab my phone, bitches, hoes.
cancel all that and I checked the bank
I checked the internet banking app and guess what it's full of?
Cash. Cash! I ain't borrowing money from no bank.
I go to the bank and say, you can hold my money for me. I don't have to go there and say, please, I need help to buy a house.
I do everything in cash.
This house.
Iron clad like a bat fucking cave.
What did I buy it with?
Cash.
$35,000 watch cash.
$5,000 shirt cash. You see that hot tub?
Cash?
Catch!
I ain't playing games.
I got flit hoes, beautiful women in the pimp game. I got Bitcoin on the blockchain.
It's all cash. I'm Mr. Cash. People come along and go, I'm asset rich. My assets. Assets?
I got cash!
Talk about fucking assets.
One by one, we can talk about everything I own.
and I bought it with the same motherfucking thing.
Cash. Look, let's look over here.
Let's have a conversation about the Aston Martin V12
Six liter, only 175 in the world, special edition. Most of them are in car collections. Mine's out here on the streets and I bought it in
Cash!
Labyrinthine Huracan dropped off.
Spider.
It's reflective.
Cash. I went into Porsche, bought a 992, then sent it to Germany, spent extra money on the body kit, the power kit, upgraded it, and I did it all in fucking cash. What's the word of the day?
Cash. Cash!
Thank you.
*Dramatic Music*
Thank you.
I had no idea that Alexander had done this, but someone just tweeted at me.
Hey, Abu Dhan and Talisman, you need to buy Ajax's course, How to Drink More Water, and do a state speech review.
So Alexander's put a course on Gom Road called "How to Drink More Water". I am out of water right now. Are you dehydrated daily? Yes. Are your energy levels low? Yes.
Do your joints pop and crack? No. You're not living the best life. Bye.
Buying it. Buy it. In this eight-part course, I will instruct you step-by-step how to increase your hydration to elite levels. Buy it. How much is it?
$500 plus. Is that it? Buy it instantly. I'm buying the course. You don't need to spend $500.
to show someone how to drink water. How do I drink water or have any fucking water, you cots?
I got a fucking warm. I'm gonna eat fine corn. You said they were coffee.
Yeah, because we wanted coffee. I'm buying the course. You're not? Why? I'm buying it.
- Because-- - What's it gonna show you? Nothing. - I had to increase my hydration
- To elite levels. - Elite levels, Rory. That is kind of...
It's kind of real. Stop agreeing, you know it doesn't make sense. It's a glass of what? And...
Boom! You bought it. $591.43.
How to drink more water. Purchase.
We're back in the game. We're back in the game. Let me just review the course materials. Please share your knowledge. Please share your knowledge. I'm reviewing the course materials.
Tristan Key sent me the course.
Thank you.
No, you have to buy it. You can get discounted. You're not sharing knowledge with us. Look how quickly he started drinking water. Whoa! Alright, alright, alright.
Whoa!
Straight away.
How's that not worth the money?
Tristan, please share it.
My joints part. Alright, alright, alright, I take it back. I want the balls. I want the balls. Best 600 bucks I've ever spent!
A few moments later
Thank you.
So what's actually in the course? Because it says eight parts. I'm curious how the theme works.
You have to buy it. I've got the course.
Show me what's actually in the-- what's the eight parts? What's the eight parts straight forward?
Tristan, you can't just show them. I bought the course. See this big button, "View Content" button? That's on my phone. I've purchased the course. So you're not gonna show me? No.
You want the fucking course, buy the fucking course. Like I did.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*thud*
Wait, are you actually buying the horse? I need to know. I'm a little bit thirsty, there's no water on my table. What choice do I have?
It's a good point. You don't want to die of thirst. I don't want to die of thirst.
So I basically have to buy it now. Andrew, will you show me after you buy it? No. You have to buy it. Full price. All right. Tristan, come on. No. No, I won't show you guys. Me and Tristan have the secret stuff. Elite level hydration.
and you're going to be a nobody.
thirsty but still
Good morning.
I'm going to have you both have the course now.
Are you actually riding the horse?
Tristan, sometimes in life, you have to do the right thing. You do. You do.
It's a great course.
Was it worth it? Honestly, honestly, all jokes aside,
before you enter your car dealers.
Best course ever of all.
Second, it's a great course.
Do the capture. Nice.
verify i'm a real person why would you think i'm not a real person like this
and
Done.
You've also bought the course. Course bought.
- Perfect. - What's up? - Of course. - Now we need you to see the elite level hydration. - The loop doesn't. - Wait, you guys can't?
You don't have it and you don't have it. You fuckers are gonna stay thirsty. Me and Tristan have elite level hydration tactics.
Now he's an income.
Best $1,200 in the best place. I haven't even drunk anymore and I'm already not thirsty.
It's already hydrating me.
I'm already hungry. Wait, what's in it?
You can't know unless you buy the course. Woohoo! This is a good course. You're not close, Danny. This is a good course. Can you just give me like the first part? No.
the opening note
Nothing? Nothing. Pictures?
You want the course, buy the course.
I don't have the money.
And that is not my problem. It's raining outside.
Go stand underneath the ring. Plenty of hydration out there. I'll be getting you.
- High drink. - Standing in the rainbow of water. - Here, in a cigar lounge.
If stamina and the rain isn't in the course, that's a waste of time. It can't be that good.
Maybe they just give us a spot on the course. Yeah, show me then. If it's that good.
Show you. Show you elite level hydration. Alright guys, come on. I'm going to leak some of the course material. Come on guys. This might be worth it. Yeah.
I'm going to leap.
Hey Jack, look, I'm sorry.
I'm putting some of your course material into my flow.
But the thing is, Alexander, in eight parts,
teaches all the secrets.
to elite level hydrate.
Now have you seen that man?
I have. No, I have seen that man.
Wrong.
- Yeah.
hydrated individuals. I think I'm starting to understand how he got that way. And the only
Two legs.
Elite Leroydrex
Tristan, that can't be in the course. Is that a part? This can't be a part.
I'm not a part of it yet.
It's raining!
I am hydrated! It is raining. It's genuinely raining. He's super hydrated. Chris is more qualified than Andrew right now.
Tristan's read the whole course. Is this the eighth part?
I've got- I'm not telling you!
But look, just look at me. Do I look hydrated?
He does look fucking hydrated.
Is this what elite level hydration looks like? Elite level hydration.
Elite level.
Tristan, please, show you at least part one. No.
Tristan, I'm thirsty.
you
- Yeah.
Hydrainer.
My joints crack all the time.
Look how hydrated I am.
He must buy drink a den in his house.
You're leaking hydration. If you think it's nothing to do with Alexander's course,
And I'm just beating him pretty high. Look, he looks super, he's leaking hydration.
That's a leap of vibration.
I must admit. It's at least level. That's level A. And it's all thanks to Alexander Cortez. Check out the course.
- Thank you.
Thank you.