# Talisman Reviews Ep.1 - January 19, 2019

> Andrew Tate, 19 Jan 2019, 6 min. Full automatic transcript below: 118 lines, about 849 words, each with its timestamp.

- Speaker: Andrew Tate
- Uploaded: 4 Sept 2024
- Originally aired: 19 Jan 2019
- Length: 6 min
- Platform: Rumble
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## Transcript

- [0:13](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=13) \*music\*
- [0:15](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=15) Welcome to Talisman Reviews. I'm your host
- [0:18](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=18) Tristan the Talisman, Tate.
- [0:21](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=21) I am not a seasoned cigar smoker or a tobacco.
- [0:25](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=25) expert.
- [0:27](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=27) In fact, I've never tried a cigarette and only picked up my first cigar.
- [0:31](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=31) two years ago when I retired from professional kickboxing.
- [0:35](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=35) I am not here to bore you with information about the tobacco,
- [0:38](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=38) where it's grown,
- [0:40](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=40) or the factories these things are rolled in.
- [0:42](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=42) I'm here to give you frank, honest reviews about the cigars we all love in a way the everyday man can relate to.
- [0:50](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=50) Some of history's greatest and most influential men have been cigar smokers.
- [0:54](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=54) Sir Winston Churchill,
- [0:56](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=56) Jack Nicholson.
- [0:57](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=57) And of course,
- [0:58](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=58) Hannibal Smith.
- [0:59](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=59) from the 80s.
- [1:01](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=61) If you like the channel, please hit subscribe for new weekly content.
- [1:05](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=65) And of course, if you don't,
- [1:11](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=71) Today I'm going to be reviewing the Monte Cristal Linnea 1935.
- [1:25](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=85) 1935 is actually in reference to the year
- [1:28](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=88) found it.
- [1:29](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=89) Not the year this cigar was made.
- [1:31](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=91) If this cigar was actually made in 1935,
- [1:33](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=93) It would cost me more than my house.
- [1:35](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=95) Depending on your budget,
- [1:37](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=97) This cigar could be classed an everyday smoker.
- [1:39](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=99) It should cost you between 25
- [1:41](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=101) and $30.
- [1:42](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=102) It's handmade in Cuba.
- [1:44](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=104) and it's six inches long.
- [1:46](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=106) I say seven.
- [1:49](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=109) We'll call it six and a half.
- [1:57](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=117) \*music\*
- [2:04](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=124) The name Monte Cristo
- [2:05](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=125) is inspired by the famous French novel, The Count of Monte Cristo.
- [2:09](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=129) which is about an innocent man who was sent to prison
- [2:12](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=132) for a crime he didn't commit.
- [2:13](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=133) Making this the perfect cigar brand.
- [2:15](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=135) for all of us career criminals out there.
- [2:19](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=139) Thank you.
- [2:21](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=141) Bye.
- [2:22](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=142) The initial impression of smoking the Monte Cristo Linnea is a lot like when you take a girl home who's been wearing a very impressive push-up bra
- [2:29](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=149) It looks great from a distance.
- [2:31](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=151) You expect a lot from it.
- [2:33](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=153) But when push comes to shove,
- [2:37](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=157) It just doesn't impress.
- [2:39](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=159) Monte Cristo is famously the favorite cigar brand of rapper and music producer Jay-Z.
- [2:44](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=164) So if you're an ugly guy and you want an attractive woman,
- [2:47](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=167) This is the cigar for you.
- [2:53](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=173) This time around I've paired this cigar with a Jack Daniels single barrel malt whiskey
- [2:57](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=177) The reason being,
- [2:58](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=178) is I don't know how to pair drinks in cigars.
- [3:09](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=189) But I bloody love whiskey.
- [3:09](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=189) \*music\*
- [3:10](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=190) The reason I think cigars help you get beautiful women
- [3:13](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=193) It's not just because they look cool,
- [3:15](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=195) But women love nothing more than when you take a big puff of smoke
- [3:18](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=198) and blow it in their face.
- [3:19](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=199) Remember that one, gentlemen.
- [3:23](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=203) Now I smoke around 4 cigars a week. If I were to switch to these, my weekly cigar budget would be around $100.
- [3:29](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=209) I understand that's a little bit expensive,
- [3:32](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=212) for your typical cigar smoker.
- [3:33](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=213) but these are perfect to celebrate a birthday, an anniversary,
- [3:37](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=217) or the death of your mother-in-law.
- [3:41](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=221) I find it absolutely fascinating how all cigars are made of the same tobacco leaves
- [3:46](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=226) but they're all slightly different and unique in their own way.
- [3:49](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=229) It's amazing how versatile this plant is.
- [3:51](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=231) very much like the internet.
- [3:53](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=233) It's one single tool, but you can use it for a variation of purposes.
- [3:57](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=237) trolling celebrities
- [3:58](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=238) stalking ex-girlfriends.
- [4:00](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=240) or hiring assassins.
- [4:01](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=241) from the dark web.
- [4:05](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=245) Bye.
- [4:06](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=246) Bye.
- [4:07](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=247) The word "Linnea" actually means "line" in Spanish and Latin.
- [4:11](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=251) Why am I telling you this?
- [4:13](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=253) because halfway through this cigar
- [4:15](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=255) I have nothing else interesting to say about it.
- [4:17](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=257) Thank you.
- [4:19](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=259) If this cigar were a woman,
- [4:20](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=260) you'd be a 9 out of 10 blonde standing at the bar.
- [4:24](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=264) Sure, it's a bit boring to begin with and you have to talk to her for hours and hours.
- [4:27](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=267) But once you get into the action of it...
- [4:29](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=269) you
- [4:30](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=270) It's pretty good.
- [4:32](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=272) Bye.
- [4:33](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=273) .
- [4:36](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=276) Bill Clinton's favorite brand of cigar is Romeo and Julieta.
- [4:40](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=280) You know what he gets up to when Hillary's out of town.
- [4:44](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=284) He has a Monte Cristo
- [4:46](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=286) What did you think I was gonna say?
- [4:51](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=291) .
- [4:52](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=292) This Monte Cristo linea reminds me of a good piece of 1980s pornography.
- [4:57](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=297) It starts off very dull.
- [4:59](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=299) but it gets better as you go along.
- [5:00](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=300) Right now I'm just about past the point where the plumbers pretended
- [5:04](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=304) to finish fixing the washing machine.
- [5:07](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=307) In my home country of the UK,
- [5:09](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=309) It is now illegal to smoke a cigarette or cigar with your children inside.
- [5:14](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=314) So before you light one of these up,
- [5:16](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=316) It takes a very long time to burn.
- [5:18](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=318) make sure you give your kids a coat.
- [5:19](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=319) before you kick them outside to wait.
- [5:22](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=322) As I come to the end of this cigar,
- [5:24](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=324) I'm ever so slightly disappointed.
- [5:26](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=326) It's much like being in a nightclub.
- [5:28](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=328) thinking you had a great time.
- [5:30](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=330) and the light's coming on at the end.
- [5:31](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=331) to reveal that you were standing in front of a six
- [5:33](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=333) the entire time.
- [5:35](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=335) I'm going to rate this cigar a 6.5.
- [5:38](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=338) good enough to enjoy in the privacy of your own home,
- [5:41](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=341) but you wouldn't introduce it to your friends.
- [5:44](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=344) Thank you for joining me on this installment of Talisman Reviews.
- [6:07](https://www.wordtoclip.com/v/f6c67f86-64ad-4614-975b-06be760967f7?t=367) Make sure to subscribe.
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