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It's official!
Crypto is here to stay. It's going to be around forever.
It's resilient.
You know?
Life isn't about how hard you hit.
It's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
That's what crypto is.
Bitcoin's like that guy. Punch him, gets back up, hit him again, gets back. Rocky!
We just saw the Japanese stock market, $1 billion liquidated from the crypto world. Everyone had a panic attack. Everyone was pissing their little pants. You at home.
peeing your pants. This is you.
puddle on the floor.
I've always found it amazing that people with less than 200 Bitcoin even care about the Bitcoin price at all.
Oh wow, I got 1.4 bitcoin and the price has gone down. Oh, oh, has it gone down? From 60,000 to 50,000? Have you lost $10,000? Have you lost lunch?
Dipshit.
Well, that's a good one for a million dollars a coin.
You better hope it doesn't go to a million dollars in coins, 'cause I'll be a motherfuckin' trillionaire.
Motherfucker.
Trillionaire Tate!
Brave not sorry.
War man in town.
I got a fucking big fighter jet, war man in town. Take the trillionaire.
Bitcoin extravaganza.
fly over your house.
So now that we know shit coins die,
But shit things die, you know?
Shit people die.
This is going to be in so much trouble.
Do I say it? Andrew, you've got legal cases in the UK, you've got legal cases in the UK.
Fuck it.
So,
I was watching something.
This is years ago, on the TV.
about a guy whose brother died.
He was talking about how sad he was that his brother died.
and how their bond had been broken,
And I was watching it obviously because I have a pretty good bond with my brother. I'd actually argue with the closest brothers on the planet. I was like, that would be horrible. That's probably my worst nightmare to lose my brother. That's terrible.
What happened?
So I'm watching this whole fucking thing.
One hour of crying.
He gets to the end, finds out his brother fell asleep at the wheel.
I'm like, bruv,
If Tristan died 'cause he fell asleep while driving,
I don't know if I could really still be that sad.
But Tristan, you're a dumbass!
How the fuck did you...
What the fuck is...
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Shit people die. Shit coins die. Shit people die.
But the OGs
They're here to stay.
You know?
Cancel tape. He's back. Put him in jail. He's back.
Thank you.
That's Bitcoin and ETH. Just the problem you losers have is you're all chasing these
"1,000 X's 'cause you're broke."
You're taking $2 and go, "I need to turn $2 into a million."
So you start chasing shit coins. When you're at the highest possible echelon like me, I'll take 5-6% a year.
5, 6% on 7,800 million is enough.
for me to fly around
bang your girl
and flex, and buy cars, everything's fine.
You're poor and chasing insanity.
You need to get into the...
OGs.
So I'm here to let you know, I'm here to pump all your bags.
The OGs of crypto. Well,
Bitcoin.
Obviously.
Ethereum, obviously.
The next OG is Daddy. Have you seen how DaddyCoin is recovered?
Show me another celebrity meme coin that's recovered.
Didn't fucking think so.
You're busy pissing your pants.
Take the trillionaire war man in town.
Get some missiles on my jet.
Bro, I'm so fucking built different.
My message to the crypto community is this, guys.
Please stop pissing your pants every time the price goes down.
It's gonna come back.
It's actually funny because we're launching the real world token,
Daddy's Steak is coming soon.
And when this whole big crypto crash came, my team said to me, "Does this delay our plans?"
So not really, we'll be back in a week.
A week? Don't you know the Japanese yen? I ain't been to... Bro, I ain't Japanese.
Talk to me about the Japanese yen. I ain't Japanese.
The fuck's that gonna do with me?
Lucky I ain't Japanese. I'll be standing there by myself after Nagasaki.
The fucking suntan.
vowing revenge.
You talking to me about rice?
Noodles. But the Japanese end of this interest rate isn't it? Bro.
Japan's all the way over there! What the fuck are you...
It's gonna come back! What are you all crying about?
Here we are a week later, I was right.
I'm always fucking right.
You know what? There's actually a strange sense of dread that comes from permanently being right.
Because you have to watch everyone else be wrong all the time.
and it's annoying you.
You go up to someone, they're like, "I have an opinion." You're like, "That's wrong."
Actually, it's not wrong. Actually, my wife said.
And then you just know they're gonna fuck up society. You just watch them be wrong and fuck up society.
I'm right by everything.
So crypto's back and all you little fucking dorks pissing your pants of your 1.4 Bitcoin, piss your pants for nothing.
You haven't even got any crypto.
Bro, imagine me panicking about a stock when I have like two of that stock.
My stock's gone down.
Well, how much of the company do you own? I have two shares!
Bye.
But if I have more girlfriends,
It is.
You're all idiots.
Let's get to the crux of this.
You all lose us.
I'm going to pump your bags to Valhalla and you're going to have a little bit of money.
Thank you.
Some weird number that you think is money. Let me give you an example.
$411,000.
$411 ,000.
We're going to make $411,000. Yes! They pumped it all! $411,000!
You're gonna go and you're gonna buy a nice little family home for 300 grand.
on a $40,000 car.
And that old Rolex you've always wanted for $7,000.
You're gonna wake up next to your ugly fucking wife.
and realize
He's still a loser.
Probably always be a loser.
Go for a little drive, start to feel tired.
You know?
Doop do do.
Wouldn't be so tired if your life wasn't shit.
All those girls you're jerking off to on Instagram, oh yeah, they're on a man's boat who spends 600 grand a week on fuel.
You pulled off a one-time 400-gram payday, think you're a fucking somebody.
I'll slap the shit out of you.
Fire Jet.
Yes.
How is your little suburban home going to resist my Bitcoin fighter jet?
You can't do...
Kata in the middle of Japan after the nuke drops.
You can't even stop yourself from pissing your pants when the price goes down.
Crypto's here to stay.
It's a bouncy ball.
You know, it's always going to come back.
The real world token is coming, daddy staking is coming,
Daddy's going to a billion.
It's the most resilient meme coin created in history.
"All these other fucking crypto influencers
are losers,
Bunch of dorks.
All these other celebrities have scammed you. Here I am, still standing.
Better than I ever did.
No scams.
Not Japanese.
Haven't fallen asleep while driving. Everything's fine.
Thank you.
You know,
I'm often called hateful.
That's not who I am.
I wouldn't say I was full of love, but I'm certainly balanced.
I'm dislikeful.
but I dislike everyone the same.
You know?
So it's not unfair.
Because I dislike everybody.
Andrew, you said something bad about black people.
There are some things that annoy me about black people. Yeah.
But there's loads of things that know me about white people too.
I live with this white guy.
Got little glasses on all the time.
Thank you.
- I'm sorry.
Gee whiz!
Good morning.
Gee fucking whiz, what?
Wait right there, buster.
This girl talks, he listens?
Fuck him.
*sniff*
What the fuck?
My girl talked to me. I don't have a fuck with shit. I don't know what she's saying. I've been with her ears.
Barely know her name.
Who cares? Who fucking cares? Fighting the matrix, the illegal cases, and trying to fix the crypto community, you're sitting here talking about fucking lip gloss.
I don't care!
I bet that white boy knows his girlfriend's name.
So what I say I dislike the crypto community.
I also dislike the people who are too scared to get into crypto. Perhaps you're a bigger coward who have no crypto at all.
I've seen some of these people.
The price is volatile. It goes up and then it goes down.
Does it?
Oh does it? Are you scared?
Are you afraid?
So we can invest it instead. Stocks. Oh yeah, that's real.
Cash, oh that's real. Why don't you put it in a government bond? That's super real.
That's not just made up.
Put it into a bunch of made-up stuff. I'll put it into the house!
Real estate, bricks and mortar, can't get better than that. Let me tell you why you can.
Let me tell you all a story.
I have a varied portfolio of investments because I'm fucking rich.
A ball house here in Romania.
It was a nice house.
It was in the villages somewhere.
I bought it for like 800 grand.
sat on it for a few years.
Sold it for 1.2 or 1.3.
Good, whoa, three years, half a mil?
That's a good investment. Is it...
I had to go to the notary, I had to go to the lawyer,
For three years, I had to maintain that house. The garden had to be kept.
It had to be cleaned. I had to make sure that it wasn't broken into when I wasn't around it. Then when I sold it, I had to walk around with some dickhead and listen to him tell me about how his kids are going to be happy growing up there. I don't know your fucking kids, bro. I don't care. Buy it.
Go to the lawyer again. Go to the notary. Bro, half a mil in three years. I did fucking 10 mil work.
either talk to the public
peasants
I had to get out of my house.
I don't get out of bed for half a mil.
Unbelievable. I was scammed.
So real estate's bullshit.
By the time you work out the profit you made and take away all the money you spent maintaining, property taxes, paying bills, and all this other bullshit, you haven't made any money.
Some people go, "Oh yeah, crypto's too risky for me." Imagine going through life and the risk
You think risk.
is buying a coin.
and it might go down.
before it goes back up.
That's your risk.
Not fighting the matrix, not going to jail, not resisting enslavement, no. Well, if I buy a coin and it goes down, it's going to be down until it goes back up.
Like, if it goes down, I guess I'll have to sell the bottom.
And you know white people are doing that. Any black person who's in crypto probably doesn't even check the price. People don't know how to check the price.
Yeah, man.
Who cares?
I wonder if you lie at home.
or chalice of me.
You know?
Because my life's exciting.
It is exciting.
Wake up.
criminal convictions, court cases,
Might go to jail, might not. Baby mamas, women, 60 supercars, unlimited money. Every time you say anything, everyone pays attention. World famous Long Johnson.
- Stop.
It's fun!
Get the camera. I want to insult everyone. Here we are. You're watching it.
If you said, "I'm gonna make a video insulting everybody," you could do it, but no one would watch it.
But here you are right now, glued to the fucking screen.
Can't wait to go to jail. Can't wait for my fucking fighter jet.
The message I'm trying to portray to you all at home is that Daddy is here to fucking stay.
The real world token is coming.
Crypto is here to stay.
There will be a financial revolution.
And perhaps if you make more than $411,000, you can stop being a fucking loser.
Because the world we now live in, money has lost all meaning.
Money doesn't mean anything anymore.
Beautiful women don't even know how much things cost.
Take it from me.
They'll be in Mykonos at a dinner that costs $10,000 and they wouldn't even be able to tell you if it costs $10,000, $200,000. They don't know how the man who paid for it made the money and they don't care.
Everyone's just living billionaire lives now, unless they're ugly.
And that's just how it goes.
So if you're ugly, you can make 400,000, you can go down to your friend's house,
Mike.
Hey Mike, yeah, I haven't seen you in a while. Yeah, I did well, actually. Gee whiz, wow.
Yeah, I mean, $400,000, yeah, with this coin.
But if you're a real G,
You need insane money.
Luckily, crypto's here because truthfully, for most of you, it's your only fucking James.
Join the real world.
Increase your power level.
And you do that by making money. So you join the real world, you begin to make money,
You help other people, you increase your power level, that will correlate with the daddy staking and the airdrop of the real world token.
You will then get a coin, which will go to Valhalla. You will be rich.
I don't know how much simpler to make it for you.
If you're afraid of joining the real world for $49 to increase your power level, then you deserve to eternally fail.
If you're too lazy,
to increase your power level, you deserve to eternally fail.
I'm good anyway.
Crypto's here to fucking stay.
Tate's here to stay.
You think if they put me in jail, anything changes?
anything about it.
Andrew Taylor, the most famous man in the world, goes to jail.
practices his fucking Shaolin in the dark.
emerges four years later with a beard like this.
More powerful and dangerous than ever before.
Think anything changes? Nothing changes. We've just begun.
Only way to stop me is to kill me.
That's hard to do.
I ain't Japanese.
Build it.