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Can you believe that?
that you set all these chemicals you've never heard on fire, from fucking oil and petroleum and fuck knows what,
and you get it deep into your lungs, it might actually be bad for you.
So, vape is dangerous, we found out. They're trying to ban vape.
It's all over Twitter that people are getting cancer from vape and all this shit.
Vape is dangerous. Can you believe that, James?
Vape is dangerous. Can you believe that chemicals you can buy for a dollar that you can't even name? 40 or 50 chemicals that you've never heard of, you can't name, you don't know where they come from, all combined try and taste like fucking watermelon that you set on fire electronically and inhale deep into your lungs the most unnatural chemicals you can possibly think of, produced cheaply in China.
is dangerous for you? Can you believe that?
that you set all these chemicals you've never heard on fire, from fucking oil and petroleum and fuck knows what,
and you get deep into your lungs, it might actually be bad for you.
That's incredible.
That surprised me like I couldn't believe.
I never expected that.
I thought, no, surely this unregulated liquid that manages to somehow taste like fucking forest fruits
made from literally petroleum
It's they fucking got out. What's that thing in school you learn how they refine oil?
What's it called? Fucking that thing.
something furnace.
You motherfuckers know. And they put oil in and they get petroleum and kerosene and all these different things. And fucking vape.
Vape comes out in the motherfucker.
Got fucking vape. And then the Chinese, I mean, because we know the Chinese, they give a fuck loads about safety and shit. The Chinese, they really care. They don't care about profit. And they managed to make this shit. They're like, okay, this costs us 19 cents to produce.
What good can you make for 19 cents? You can't even grow broccoli for 19 cents. Even growing shit from the ground, which is effectively free,
The dirt is free, the rain is free.
If I were to tell you you got 19 cents to produce me some food, you'd struggle to get a fucking tomato.
These motherfuckers have got fucking liquid that tastes like tomatoes in a fancy-ass package, printed all nice, shipped from the other side of the world, from China to fucking the West.
for 19 cents retail for 19 cents cost price so they can retail it to me for 69 cents
And I can sit there and .
And then some motherfuckers are like, it's bad for me.
Duh!
The fuck? How are people surprised by this shit?
And now they're all over Twitter and on the news, maybe we should do something about it. No, don't do anything. If you're so fucking stupid, it didn't cross your mind at some point that permanently sucking on this vape was going to damage you in some way, you deserve what happens to your dumb ass.
Breathe air.
You don't need a vape.
Have you ever seen anyone with a vape?
Have you ever sat in a room, someone go, "Wait, let me just go, my vape's done charging."
Load it up.
I mean, I smoke cigars, but I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Give me a big fat cigar.
I'm risking cancer to look like a mafia boss.
Fine.
I'm not sitting there smoking cigars and going, I can't believe this is bad for me. No, like these fucking vape bullshit children.
And what kind of parent lets their 16 year old vape anyway? If I had a 16 year old son who's like, "I got a vape!"
Get the fuck out of here, vape. Do some push-ups.
You ain't got time to vape. You gotta do push-ups.
You ain't got time. You're a little fucking punk talking to me about fucking vape.
It's insane.
The world, why are we trying to save people that literally Darwinism is trying to eliminate?
Why are we trying to save them?
Saw some bullshit on Twitter. Some guy was coughing up blood. How much vape have you fucking vaped to cough up blood?
You deserve everything that happens to your stupid ass.
Fuck you.
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