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*Trips* *Trips* Luke, admit my phone's wirelessly charging. Yeah? But mine's a plug-net charger. That makes me jealous of this. Hey man, I live further into the map versus you. You're mine. I've just got my stupid little small screen. *Ehh* Steven Seagal!
I'm a huge fan of yours. Uh, thank you, this is my specialty. I just don't show that orange shirt. Oh, wow.
I'm not hating that. I thought you guys meant this is the watch warlord man.
Lovely to meet you bro, absolute pleasure. I can see why they call you that. I'm getting there slowly. Oh bro you've never had a cherry ripe? Oh my god, that's delicious.
Where are they from?
Australia.
Coconut.
Don't talk to me.
They're pretty good, yeah, they are pretty good. They do taste like a batman, you're right.
Now these guys are known as the Sulkatas or the African Spurred Tortoise
How many wives has he got?
So how many kids each year?
Well, from each of the wife, the wife can lay around 60, up to 80 eggs. Not with all hatch. We always enjoy the wine. This is the thing. We always enjoy it. See, this is the town we buy. The weather from now is starting to change.
All right.
Thank you.
Who was sparring this morning? Leon and... Leon was just working patch with my guy, he was very good back at the time, right? Yeah. Very good street. Fuck's up.
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- Oh, look.
*Painful music*
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- Thank you.
So this is our third one of these.
Thank you.
- I can't run it, but it's after it sucks.
and that even though it's convertible doesn't feel any different and now sometimes you can tell there's no no i don't know why hard top convertible carbon's a tub that's why it's the best possible carbon when it's up it's a coupe you go party in romania you can see like batumi like way across the ocean dude i'm a big guy bro it's literally three of us if i end up staying in Dubai i'm gonna buy a belt hard top convertibles are the best right because you have the best of both worlds
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I'm going to go to the next one.
I'm going to go to the next one.
There you go. Don't let her hurt anything.
- Yeah.
She's the only girl in the world, I guess.
Okay.
- Whoa!
Jesus.
- Great.
*music*
*Soul* Is this all? That's exactly it. Alright, down in one.
And we still went "And?" Oh, do you know, it almost got fucking shot by the shopkeeper. Do you remember that? Yes, you did, yeah. And he said "No, no, no, no, no. You're gonna fight, but you're not my brother. You lose contact with me if you don't." I was 18 and a half years old, and he pulled the spoon up. I didn't train for months after this. I went back to the gym and I won't beat the shit out of me. This is the single greatest thing that my brother had ever done for my life.
I'm going to go to the next one.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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You have to just make endless money because
Unless you're a workaholic, you're a loser.
*Sigh*
I'm going to go to the next one.
Okay perfect, nice. It's good man, moving up in the world. I stayed in Dubai a few years ago with you here and I had an apartment at the Marino.
Yeah, you're the apartment. Yeah, I'm up here. Fuck it. Four years time. You'll be stuck here. I'll be here for real.
I'm going to go.
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Cheers! Thank you so much.
Thank you! Thanks for the energy! Thank you!
Yes.
Good luck.
there so that
- Yes, you know. - Yes, so...
yeah I could smash a mcdonald's right now or a kfc in the desert no mcdonald's iced tea chicken sandwich chips ketchup done big mac meal
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- Oh, I hired a couple of them. I could take this myself, I wouldn't have one.
- Shit. - No. - Not that far, let me try again.
See pronoun.
It's sad if you don't make it out. If I sat here and said for the last 10 years I've been teaching from KFC, you'd be like, man, your life fucking blows. But it's a funny story. It's a story of victory because I made it out.
Oh yeah bro, same. Alright we're good.
Thank you.
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Yeah.
Ben Shehapar here, he organised absolutely everything so...
My arms are rolling wide
Ah.
Amen.
Thank you.
- Wow.
Thank you.
Yeah, I love you.
- All right.
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*Sigh*
I don't even want mango. I want this the whole time. This is stupid. He stole my mango. Look at him. He's the mango thief.
Look at what he's done. You will never find out. I had one. I had one. If I didn't get a single one, Tristan, I'd be it.
You got one. Why did the man not put it here next to me?
You can't try and look civilized. You admit, I kind of got you. You did kind of get me. Because I had to use my hand again. You knew I was going to do it. I was trying to be civilized. You knew I was going to do it. I was trying to be civilized, and then I broke this, and I realized it's all gone wrong. It's a free-for-all. It's all gone wrong. It's all gone wrong. There's no civility anymore. So I had to use my hand as well. Bulls are off. Yeah.
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- Wow!
*Sings*
I'm not