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I know what you're thinking.
I know what you're asking yourself.
And you're asking yourself, Tristan...
Why are you dressed like that?
Well, the reason is, you know,
So when this podcast is played back to me in court,
I could say
I was playing a character.
Tristan Tate doesn't dress like that.
Playing a character.
Because sometimes on podcasts I am in fact playing a character, my only mistake is I'm dressed as myself.
speaking as myself.
with my,
hat off and looking exactly the same as I always look.
and excerpts of my podcast.
get read back to me by Romanian prosecutors all the time. And I'm like, motherfucker.
I'm playing a character.
Relax. That's a joke. Relax.
So,
I've dressed up specifically for tonight.
Because I'm going to run it back a little bit.
I'm going to give you some classic Tristan Tate.
with a bit of a new twist on it.
Now, I used to do podcasts with people like
Rich Cooper, Rola Tomasi. Did I ever do his podcast?
Back in the day.
When I was a young man in his 20s, I was brash, I liked to brag, I liked to show off.
And I did something
Interesting. I used to talk openly and honestly about my sex life.
How I deal with women.
you know, who I sleep with, in what position, and by what manner.
And...
This content...
was actually at the time extremely popular.
So,
In a moment,
I'm gonna talk to you a little bit.
about the sex life of a man approaching 4-E.
how things have changed.
and why things are different because sex is an important topic.
for young men and women everywhere,
They're all looking to have it. They're all looking to be safe.
Some of them are looking to have kids, some of them are looking to not have kids. So I'm gonna give some sex advice.
in this podcast. And the reason I'm going to give sex advice...
is because...
of some questions I got.
because of my previous podcast. People asked me about
When I said your group chat you have with the boys,
Be very careful about that group chat and read it through the eyes of a federal prosecutor.
A bunch of people started messaging me.
What about my texts with girls? I was like, shit.
I need to cover this for all the young men and ladies out there.
to extra protect yourself.
from fake accusation bullshit.
in today's 2026 world.
So,
I'm back in Romania. Here I am at the HQ.
Shout out Myron and Nick who are now pushing my HQ agenda.
And
Why am I back in Romania?
Because it's funny?
But every time I get back in Romania, I always get word, you know, I know...
various people in the country.
Various people connected to politicians, connected to policemen, connected to the prosecutor's offices, connected. And people give me bits of information.
And I asked this guy,
Quite a pertinent question today when I landed. He goes, oh, you came back. I said, yeah, of course I fucking came back. I'm fucking innocent. Of course I'm coming back. What the fuck? I ain't scared of these niggers.
Thank you.
And I said, why all these new...
fake nonsense charges about
the podcast being offensive and it's a violation of free speech. Why?
And I was told by a very prominent...
person here in this country.
That...
They dislike us.
A lot of people who are in charge of finding a... deciding whether or not we get new charges and accuse us of new things don't like us personally.
Because, and I quote,
We won't stop talking shit about Romania.
So,
I called my friend.
And I said to him,
I did nothing.
But promote Romania and talk about how great it was.
for seven and a half motherfucking years.
I was the number one ambassador of this country.
and I've never committed a fucking crime here or anywhere else.
The reason
I say Romania is a corrupt shithole, if you're listening, Romanians, is because you stole two and a half years of my life from me.
and then your file failed to even go to trial. I didn't even get a trial for this.
You locked me up for two and a half years, and I rant about it, and I talk about it.
but I'm told me talking about it
is the reason I keep getting new charges for free speech and
money laundering and bullshit. And I'm like,
Sorry, I thought you were supposed to accuse me of being a human trafficker. Take me to trial and prove it. I thought you're supposed to accuse me of being a criminal. Take me to trial and prove it. I didn't realize that you're watching the fucking emergency meeting podcast with me sitting here and being like, Oh, he said something bad about us. More charges. Oh, maybe we could try and put him in jail. Motherfuckers, I've never done anything wrong.
I had no beef with your country.
I had absolutely no beef with you. If you're walking down the street
and some midget.
comes up and kicks you in the nuts five fucking times, ruptures your nutsack, and you do two and a half years in a hospital bed,
And then you get out and you say, you know what? Midgets suck. Midgets can fuck off. All his midget family can go suck a dick.
Imagine those midgets getting together. He's saying bad things about midgets. Why is he doing this?
Motherfuckers, you did this. I didn't start a fight with you. I didn't know your motherfucking names. I didn't know this prosecutor's name. I didn't know these politicians names who hate me. I didn't know any of you motherfuckers names. I was living in Romania, not doing crimes,
driving nice cars around and showing off your beautiful landscape and your beautiful architecture. That's all I was doing.
So you fired the first fucking shot. If this is why you're giving me new charges
Because we talk bad about Romania and say it's corrupt.
You're just proving my fucking point, you do realize that.
You're just proving my point. Stop your bullshit. I'll have no reason to talk bad about your country.
So anyway, you motherfuckers are out your minds.
I know you're listening. Now I know you listen to my podcast. You're out of your fucking minds. All I wanted to do was lay here by my pool, drive my Lamborghini around, go to the forest, go to the fucking mountains, go look at castles. That's all I was doing.
And now suddenly, oh, I point out that you stole two and a half years of my life from me without a reason. And you're mad.
Well, he's telling the internet we're corrupt.
So your solution is to charge me with more things, free speech violations, and that's going to make you look less corrupt?
Get your fucking act together, guys. No game theory. Literally, no tact.
It's ridiculous.
I ain't scared of you motherfuckers. I don't do crime.
Anyway.
I'm gonna be talking about my sex life today.
And it's important
that you youngsters hear this because I grew up in a very different time
from you.
When I was 18, 19, Blackberry Messenger may have been around, but there was no Instagram. There was no WhatsApp. There was no big, long threads of conversation. Everything you did, every Uber receipt where you booked people cars to come to your house or not, it all wasn't logged. You just walked around the world.
went out, met girls, slept with them, they came back to your place, you went back to their place, slept with them, and it was all fine. But everything today, every sexual interaction,
As normal as a sexual interaction is,
leaves a paper trail.
and the paper trail
in the hands of a prosecutor
can make it look like
You've done
A crime.
Somehow.
They don't even need the girl to say anything bad. In my case, no girl said anything bad. They just said, "This girl's a victim of human trafficking."
A famous example I like to point to
is they said, there's money going into this girl's bank account every month.
From Tristan Tate.
And, uh...
We need to lock him up and question her five times. She might be a victim of human trafficking.
I was paying for the girls' cancer treatment, you motherfuckers.
You corrupt motherfuckers. I was paying for her cancer treatment and she told you that's what the money was for.
"Oh, money laundering for human trafficking?" She's still a victim in my case file.
I talk to her every day. She's a friend of mine.
Ridiculous.
But every sexual interaction you have and every interaction you have with a woman
leaves a paper trail.
So I'm going to talk to you about my sex life today.
and some various do's and don'ts.
Because I've always been quite...
a gentlemanly polite guy. My text messages don't necessarily read bad.
One of the famous examples is I was talking to a girlfriend of mine.
Many years ago.
About anal sex. Oh, we're going to have anal sex next time I see you, blah, blah, blah.
So obviously the prosecutor reads this through his fucking bullshit lenses, ignores all the rest of the...
conversation that goes back years. The conversation actually still goes on to this day.
because I still speak to her to this day.
all these years later.
And he said, "This looks like coercive, controlling behavior."
And I was like, motherfucker, you're reading me five-year-old messages about fucking anal sex.
What do you mean coercive and controlling?
Well, this girl...
You may have coercively controlled her.
I said, you know, it's really going to break your heart, Mr. Prosecutor.
I had sex with that girl.
This morning.
before I came to your office. Reading our five-year-old messages to back up the false allegation of some American psychopath is not
going to make you look any better. It's not going to stand in court because she's just going to show up and say, leave him alone.
This is a couple of years ago.
It upsets my prosecutor even more, it's fine. I had sex with this girl last week.
Still!
The same girl from the same messages seven years ago, but in the eyes of a prosecutor,
Any message between consenting adults can be twisted the wrong way. So I'm going to tell you about Tristan Tate's sex life...
2026.
all the dirt
All the gossip.
I am.
Mr. Fucking...
Boring.
That's me.
boring.
They have stolen
my ability and made me cautious enough
To not engage...
in basically any type of sex,
that can make a prosecutor say,
"Hmm, this is bad." Or in the worst case scenario, this doesn't happen to me, but it happens out there to all you guys, the girl to say
well, I didn't really consent to this, I wasn't really into this, and try to get you that way.
So...
I had a sexual encounter a few months ago.
with this lady.
And the lady said to me,
the next day.
on text message.
You know, you could be more rough with me if you want.
You're really gentle, really polite, and it was really nice.
But you could be much more rough, you know, if you like.
And I'm like,
Wrong.
I cannot be more rough.
Because if a corrupt prosecutor gets his hand on his text messages, he's going to say:
I did something illegal, so I'm going to run you by types of sex.
that you shouldn't have. Some of them I used to do,
Some of them I don't do. I've done lots of different types of sex with lots of different women.
I'm Tristan Tate.
So I'm going to read you through
Some basic things that all you young men think, I may like to try that one day with my girlfriend or a girl I meet.
And I'm going to tell you why I don't do it. I'm not saying don't do it.
I'm saying when the eyes of the matrix are on you,
You shouldn't.
So...
First and foremost, you young guys out there.
threesomes, right? Hoo hoo hoo! Two or more girls at the same time?
Sounds like fun!
Wrong.
No more threesomes for this guy.
I do not do threesomes.
First and foremost, there's different ways of having threesomes. If you're a man,
You can have one girl and another girl and you can say, you know what, girls?
I want to have a threesome.
whoop, whoop, coercive controlling behavior, pressuring people into sexual acts they don't want to do,
So you can't do that.
- Thank you.
The most typical type of threesome that I get offered.
is
"Hi baby, I know this girl."
And I want to bring this girl over and we can all have fun together.
"Oh, you want to bring a fucking CIA agent Mossad spy into my house?"
Wrong! I don't know this bitch! I know you, I trust you, I vetted you, you want to bring some random woman into my bed so I can have a bit more sexual pleasure, at the risk of her going around selling stories to newspapers, many years later getting contacted by prosecutors and her being like,
Well,
It wasn't really my idea.
My friend who's a girl told me to do it. They're gonna be like Tristan Tate used the lover boy method to tell his girlfriend to recruit women. That's a word they like. Recruit, recruit. Tristan had parties to recruit women to sleep with. Recruit.
I'm not running on the fucking military barracks, motherfuckers. It's sex.
Anyway, threesomes!
No fucking way.
Way too easy to paint a negative picture. And way too easy...
To our...
Uh, way too easy to paint a negative picture and way too easy to say it was coerced, or you might not know the new girl, you may not trust the new girl.
So yeah, no more threesomes for Tristan Tate. This is my sex life nowadays.
Ah.
People who have sex
couples.
What's porn together?
Sounds kinky, sounds fun. I mean, a lot of you guys watch porn. I don't.
I don't even watch porn but maybe you watch porn and you think, "Oh well, it makes me hard so I'm gonna watch porn with my girlfriend because she watches porn too."
Wrong!
You should never watch porn with your girlfriend, ever!
Especially if it's your idea.
Well, this guy...
I'm the prosecutor. This is my prosecutor hat.
This guy...
showed sexual materials
to his girlfriend to try to elicit her into deeds that are performed by professionals. And she's just a normal girl. But it could be her idea.
Then, when they raid your house and search your electronic devices,
They find porn. The coolest thing about the search, I saw Hunter Biden say something very smart the other day. Hunter Biden was like, look, I've had my laptops analyzed. All my dirt's out there. If I analyzed your laptop, it'd be bad.
Fair point, Hunter Biden. But they analyzed my shit.
My phones, my laptops. You know what they didn't find? A single fucking image.
of porn. A single video
of porn. There's no porn on my shit.
Because I don't watch porn my damn self.
let alone watching it with my girlfriend.
getting in more trouble
Thank you.
I'm gonna run through these things.
These are things I don't do.
These are things I don't do.
Sex toys.
The problem with sex toys in a relationship
is that when the police raid your house,
They find dildos.
Now, my house was raided. Every single sexual offender has porn, he has sex toys, he has kinky material, whips, chains, we're gonna get to that stuff later.
But I can't imagine.
The humiliating feeling of them raiding my house.
Searching my room.
and finding
A dildo.
Oh, it's not mine! Me and my girlfriend use it together! No matter how true your story might be,
When those please come for you and they find a dildo under your pillow.
You're a man who owns a dildo. And you know what's funny about prosecutors that I found with my text messages about anal sex that they put out there? No wrongdoing done.
Prosecutors love to embarrass you.
They love to try to humiliate you. They be like, "Dildos were found in Tristan Tate's bedroom!"
Dildos are found in an on user's bedroom. When we raided his house, there were dildos. Look at P. Diddy.
Now Pindisi's a piece of shit, he beat the fuck out of his girlfriend.
I don't know the ins and outs of his case. All I know is he's a piece of shit. But remember, a thousand bottles of baby oil.
They found that shit.
That's not a crime, by the way. But that's the one detail everyone, including me, who doesn't give a fuck about Diddy, knows.
So, sex toys.
Thank you.
Let your girlfriend keep them at her house.
Let her bring him round.
Let her take him back.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't like it.
So there are no sex toys.
in my sexual relationships.
I'd advise against owning sex toys, cause when the police find a dildo,
In your cupboard.
You're a man who owns a dildo.
You better pray you're sleeping in bed with your girlfriend when the fucking cops show up. And she's like, it's mine. I was using it for him. Because if you're in bed by yourself.
Guess what?
You're gay.
So no!
Sex toys!
No.
Keep in mind, I've done all sorts of things in my life.
I'm an old man, I'm approaching 40. I'm a father.
Me sitting online bragging about my sex life, blah, blah, blah. We've all seen the clips. I had them played to me in court.
Oh, I banged four girls at once, blah, blah, blah.
How did you recruit these girls to have... Stop saying recruit, nigger.
Shut up!
their idea but i still had to explain myself so i don't do it
anymore.
Right.
New positions, you know?
Strange new positions.
There's the standard six, you know, five, six.
You mix between them. Most men who are experienced enough with women have a kind of running script in their head, you know?
Bit of missionary, bit of doggy, bit of cowgirl, bit of this, bit of that. Finish. You know? It's kind of like a playbook. You've done it so many times. You just kind of run through these things.
But let me tell you what you don't do.
News shit. That's what I don't do.
No new positions for me!
I am not gonna suggest to my girlfriend in person or especially on text or otherwise, hey!
We should try sex where your legs are behind your back.
Mr Prosecutor.
Enticed a girl.
With...
Positions.
That will cause physical pain. Hey, dress up in some sexy lingerie. Here's some money and we're going to try a bunch of new positions.
tried to bribe her as a method of control
with financial gifts so she could participate in sex that she may have found.
painful and humiliating.
Sorry girls. If you suggest some new shit to me,
I ain't trying it.
Get on your back.
Old school.
I am not interested in new shit.
anymore.
Let's keep this up.
Let's keep this up.
Roleplay!
WRONG!
No fucking roleplay.
There's no role play in my bedrooms. I am playing role play.
Absolutely no fucking role play ever.
Text messages are bad. But even in real life, roleplay is fucking bad.
Hear me out!
You're a 23-year-old man.
Girlfriend's 19, four years younger.
Good age gap.
You're banging her, you're having sex, you're having your sex, you're having your relationship.
It's fine.
You get important, you're on a podcast, you talk about political issues, you shouldn't. Cops raid you.
Remember, your girlfriend doesn't have to say anything bad. This is what's happened to me.
My girlfriends, who I'm still sleeping with right now, they're like, "This is a victim of Tristan's." It's not girls who have accused Trista Tate. It's a prosecutor who have accused Trista Tate and girls of being both the victim and perpetrators of crime.
Prosecutors are some guy.
Doesn't know us, never watched us fuck.
So,
The problem with
ROLE PLAY.
It involves things like...
pretending you don't have consent rape fantasy ever heard this
Lots of girls have them.
Girls say it to me all the time. Hey, I'm really into, you know, uh, CNC, consensual non-consent. I'm really into rape fantasy. You're so big and strong. Can you do that to me?
WRONG. NO, I CAN'T.
No, I can't. In fact,
You get on top.
That way,
You're the you're in charge.
I ain't even doing shit. I ain't even gonna thrust upwards unless you say so.
No!
No role play.
You're 24, your girlfriend's 19.
Thank you.
Click, click, click. Hey, babe.
Why don't you come over tonight?
dressed as a schoolgirl.
And we could play...
teacher, schoolgirl.
get stressed up as a schoolgirl.
comes round your house.
sleeps there.
We are we are 5:00 a.m. Boom, please
BUST THROUGH YOUR DOOR!
Thank you.
We found...
Mr. Jones.
24.
in bed.
with a girl who claimed to be
in her teenage years.
wearing a schoolgirl's
uniform.
That looks bad!
It looks terrible. You can't do that.
There is no role play. Let's play prisoner and prison guard.
I played that recently a couple times.
But that wasn't roleplay. I ain't interested in roleplay. Don't tell me your weird fantasies. Hey, maybe you can, you know, pretend to rape me. Maybe you can pretend to be my boss.
Hey there, my sexy little employee. If you want that raise, come over to my house and give me a blowjob.
Thank you.
We believe that this girl worked for Tristan Tate. Here's the evidence. He was coercing employees into pay rises with sexual favors. You can't do it!
You're gonna get busted. You're gonna get cooked.
No!
No role play!
Quit it!
*Sigh*
Sex in public places.
I've been in cars.
I've been behind curtains at hotels.
I've been in public bathrooms. I've done various things in my life.
You know?
But let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
A witness report
says that Mr. Tate was spotted.
Behind the curtain.
of a public
Dining Hall.
The girl had her pants at her ankles and Tristan was forcibly penetrating her from behind.
We believe he recruited her by finding her in the lobby and blah blah. You can't do public sex!
Sex in a car used to be fun!
If the police roll up and knock on your window...
Excuse me, ma'am, are you okay?
Talk about Caesar's thumb, right?
Excuse me, ma'am.
Are you okay?
Now let's say she's mad at you.
Let's say you slipped and went up the wrong hole. Let's say you upset her. Let's say you were giving her a weak dick.
For whatever reason, she might hate your ass. She might be your girlfriend who knows you've been cheating. Excuse me, ma'am. Are you okay?
Okay.
Yes or no?
determines whether you drive home or do 30 years in jail.
For sex in a car?
No, sir.
If I'm in my car and you try to touch my penis, I'm going to tell you to keep your hands to yourself. Safety first. My hands are on the steering wheel.
No!
Absolutely no.
So
Make videos of yourself!
Now, there was once a famous case here in Romania where quite a prominent Romanian woman
had her iCloud hacked.
And a video of her and a mystery guy
Went public on the internet. Now she was just sucking this guy's dick in the video.
Not that bad, right?
Videos of you having sex.
are evidence
against you.
Win in the hands.
of a prosecutor.
You're having sex with your girlfriend. You're 20.
Life's way ahead of you. You're not thinking right. You're 20. Girls, 20 years old also. 19, 21. Whatever. Your age. You're fucking...
Hey, babe.
Can I get out my camera?
and record this. It's so hot.
She says yes.
You take out your camera.
Criminal!
The bit where you asked her for permission is off camera.
And if you start the camera, then ask her for permission, the first five seconds
are illegal.
coerced his girlfriend into making pornographic materials
which was later found on his electronic devices, you can't be filming yourself fucking.
Ever.
Ever, ever, ever. Oh, it's hot. Maybe you can watch it back. Maybe they're going to find that on your fucking computer when they raid your fucking house and say that you were making pornographic materials with a girl who you don't fucking have consent from.
Five years. Good luck. No recording yourself.
Fucking hell.
Let's get a bit more vanilla, right?
Some of these things for you civilians at home
Some of these things are a bit kinky.
A bit wild, a bit crazy.
I'm in bed with a girl.
Yeah, Tristan.
Pull my hair.
WRONG!
No, I will not pull your motherfucking hair.
I won't. Because when your motherfucking extensions come out,
And the next morning the police raid my house!
And they say
Girl, why are there hair extensions here? You know, Tristan pulled them out last night. He pulled the girl's hair to the point where her extensions came out.
Text message the next morning. Oh, babe, you pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out.
Wink face, wink face, kiss face. Prosecutors delete the wink face, wink face, kiss face.
ASSAULT!
Yeah, but the girl said I did nothing wrong.
The case isn't the girl against you. The case is the state against you.
And there's an admission here where you type, LOL, I'll do it again.
that you pulled her hair to the point where her extensions came out.
I ain't pullin'.
your motherfucking hair.
Oh, Tristan!
Spank me.
No!
I won't spank you.
Because if that spank leaves a bruise and you take a picture of that bruise, then in five years when you don't like me anymore and I'm all over the news, you say, oh, look, he beat me with, he spanked my ass till it was blue. Here's photographic proof. And here's me sending it to him. And here's him saying, I'm going to do it again to you. He was so violent. He was so violent.
We found images of battered and bruised women on his electronic device.
No spanking!
You can't be spanking these girls.
Oh, Tristan!
Bite my neck.
NO!
I'm not gonna bite your motherfucking neck!
I got a big jaw, strong teeth. If I leave a motherfucking bite mark...
I'm gonna end up like fucking army hammer!
May that guy's reputation rest in peace. He's making a comeback with his citizen vigilante shit. I wish him all the best. He's never committed a crime.
But he's case in point. He's patient zero of don't text stupid shit and don't engage in kinks. No.
I will not bite you on your neck. Wrong!
Never.
*Sigh*
Now I wrote down "Dress Up"
Covered that earlier in roleplay.
You know what I mean.
Let's get even more vanilla.
Hey, Tristan.
Blindfold me. No, I will not blindfold you, you crazy bitch. Absolutely not.
Absolutely not! If she's a psycho, I couldn't even see what he was doing to me. He blindfolded me. How could I consent to what I couldn't see? No!
Keep your motherfucking eyes right here.
LOCK IN.
Let's go!
No, you're not fucking getting blindfolded.
EVER!
ever.
Thank you.
He would cover his lover's eyes, his victims. He would recruit girls and cover his victims' eyes.
so they could not see.
what he was doing to them.
He could have been.
recording. He could have been inviting other people into the room. He could have been doing things she didn't consent to because she couldn't see. Criminal case. Victim.
Keep your motherfucking eyes open.
Look at me. I'm handsome.
I'll even wear the hat.
I'll keep the hat on if you'll keep your eyes open. No motherfucking blindfolds.
I ain't playing that fucking game.
Thank you.
Sexting!
Uh-uh.
Uh -uh.
*mimics*
No.
You are not sexting.
You young men
Of all the things you want to try, you might want to blindfold your girlfriend, have a threesome.
Fine, find a way to protect yourself, be safe.
Audio record. Ask the girls, is it okay if I audio record this interaction? Do something to protect yourself. Fine. I'm warning you to arm yourself because the state has become so malicious and I've seen what they've done to me and I have relatively quite a vanilla life.
But we've all seen messages I've sent and things I've said out in the public.
Never ever sext.
anything ever
I'll tell you why.
If it's normal kind of vanilla stuff, hey babe,
Can't wait for you to come over because I'm going to have sex with you.
Right?
Fine.
Right.
But what the state tries to do
as they did with some of my messages, which were very vanilla, very much like that, is they tried to humiliate these poor girls.
These girls who are listed as my victims have sat through interview after interview after interview with prosecutors who try to humiliate them.
I'm the bad guy.
"Is it true that you let Tristan have anal sex with you?"
One.
Don't be jealous just because your wife won't do it.
Mr. Policeman.
and two,
Leave the poor fucking girls alone. They don't want to be victims in your imaginary case, nigger.
But sexting is just bad.
It's just bad because if you're public
AT ALL.
Your sects get leaked.
Look at Andrew Tate. Look at Armie Hammer. Look at these people. It happens. And it's like, Andrew said this on a text message to a girl. Tristan said this on a text message to a girl.
Read your text messages with your lovers today.
Man and woman listening.
If read through the eyes of a vindictive, corrupt prosecutor, what could be done with them? What picture of you could be painted?
You know, sex is a primal thing. It's a primal urge.
We all have it. We all want it. It could be dangerous.
It can be addictive.
But don't let that spill out into your motherfucking text stream, motherfuckers.
Because you're going to get yourself...
arrested
Whew.
Which brings me
to my last
sex.
idea.
that I, Tristan Tate,
will never ever do.
Ever.
ever.
BDSM!
Now the problem with BDSM,
Never really was into it.
Never really wanted to tie these girls up. Never really wanted to fucking spank them and choke them and do all this shit. And I was never really into it.
But here's the issue with it.
It's only consensual at the time and the only people who know it's consensual are you and her.
And once you do it, once you tie her down to a leather-bound bed and spank the shit out of her until she says the safety word, or maybe she doesn't. You leave your marks, your bruises, you bite her, you penetrate her in various different ways, you choke her.
She could have asked you to do it.
And it is consensual at that moment.
between you
and between her
But if any evidence of this type of sex ever falls into the wrong hands,
Federal prosecutor, false accuser, her parents, maybe if she's 20, 21, her fucking social worker, her friends who think you're a bad guy. If any evidence of this kind of sex ever falls into anyone's hands...
it immediately becomes non-consensual.
Immediately. And they can paint you as a pitcher, as somebody who ties women up and does things against them, against her will.
You sitting there saying, oh, but four years and three months ago when we actually did it, she said, yeah. And we agreed on the safety word. It was all fine. She goes, no, I didn't.
Then you're sitting there with your fucking whip and your dildo and your chains and your handcuffs in your hands being like,
Imagine dildo.
Handcuffs?
Chains.
Whip.
Sir, did you abuse this woman? She said you did.
Guilty as charged.
You can't be participating.
in that shit.
So I said before this started,
you know,
The Romanian state and all their chicanery.
It's cute.
It's cute.
They're low IQ villagers trying to
prove that.
I'm a human trafficker or rapist or somehow. I actually never got accused of rape, but whatever they're trying to prove about me.
With all their chicanery, they've tried to paint this negative picture of me.
And I'm sitting here like, you know what?
It's fine.
All you've done is make my sex life easier for me.
Hey Tristan, I really want to have sex with you.
Come to my room.
You can have missionary, doggy, or cowgirl, as long as you like.
It's fine.
As long as you like...
Missionary!
Doggy or Cowgirl?
Will I spank you? No. Will I pull your hair? No.
BDSM, no. You want sex toys?
No?
You want to dress up?
No thanks.
Role play?
Absolutely not.
That's my sex life in 2026.
All they've done is make my sex life much easier, much simpler.
Girls say, "Oh, why won't you engage in this kind of activity? Why won't you engage in that kind of activity?"
Because I don't trust you.
I simply don't trust you.
Enough.
to engage in any of that shit.
You've got to be careful in this day and age.
When someone can give you consent,
And retrospectively to a month, a year, a week, a day later, take it back.
and say you didn't get consent.
That's why I audio record girls who I meet, even if I'm just on a date with them.
Beep. Hey, baby, you saw the newspapers. You saw what happened to me with that false accuser and the crap that happened in Romania. Yeah. Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to record this conversation. Do you mind? Put my phone down.
Put my phone down.
I made a joke that I had two girls screaming into the phone.
We can send, we can send. They actually messaged me after seeing that podcast.
saying honorable shout out. I was like, that's right, ladies.
That's right.
Thank you.
You gotta protect yourself.
These are crazy times.
It's 2026. It's wild.
It's not as woke and as wild as it was in 2022, and Andrew and I have done our part to try and shift that.
So why is this podcast called The Big Payback? You know...
I thought I'd deliver to my fans
A bit of old school Tristan.
I'd turn on the old school Tristan for my old school fans.
But there's a lot more coming
For my old school fans.
If...
You download.
The Rumble Wallet. I've spoken about this on a few podcasts so far.
I am going to significantly change someone's life.
Life, depending on how well you're doing, I'll certainly change your month.
Probably change your year.
If you do hold the Rumble wallet, Andrew and I at the end of this year have something very big planned.
But we need the Rumble wallet.
on as many phones as possible
And we are pushing ourselves so we know that our fans have it.
And when things happen,
We know our fans are going to benefit.
So I want you all to download the Rumble wallet now.
Thank you.
Send me screenshots.
Actually, no. Twitter DM me, your wallet address is.
after you've downloaded it.
I might be feeling generous today, but we're gonna wait for a little while. We're gonna wait for a little while. But there is a...
Download the Rumble wallet now.
Massive changes are coming to the real world.
Students of the real world are going to see this all play out within the next few weeks. Huge changes. Forget new campus. Forget like new money-making method. Forget new professor. It's not going to be small like our updates.
No update.
cataclysmic changes are coming.
So if you're not inside, I suggest you get inside now.
Because depending on popularity, you may have to cap student number.
Get the Rumble wallet if you don't have it.
And remember guys.
Protect yourselves.
Protect your girlfriends.
Because...
I don't do this.
boring sex life to protect me.
I do this boring sex life to protect my girlfriend so they're not forced into fucking prosecutors' offices and waiting rooms and embarrassed...
with messages about the sex they do and the sex toys they found and the roles they played. No.
Leave my fucking girlfriends alone, faggots.
Leave them alone. They're not victims of anything, and they've told you that a thousand fucking times.
Leave them alone.
but I'm doing it to protect the people I love. So take care of yourselves.
and each other.
I'll be back with Andrew next time.
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