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Just give me a short video.
I don't have much to say.
but very short story.
In my life, I think I've walked away from...
five dates.
which isn't many compared to the number of dates I've had.
But for about five dates in my life, I've walked away.
Different, there's a different, I could tell you the story of each one. But you know, usually you just meet a girl, she's just a straight dickhead. Like, you know, I know sometimes they're nervous or
Sometimes they wanna like test you a little bit, see if you're a real man, but sometimes they're just pure
Dickheads.
And this one, I'll tell you two quick stories. I had this one girl one time and she was like, "I don't like the way you dress." I was like, "Why?" She goes, "Well, look at your watch."
Let's look at my watch, by the way. Elise Nardin. It's 30k right there.
Why do you need such a flashy watch? I was like, oh, this is a nice watch. I just bought it.
"Yeah, but I don't know, why do you need it?" So, to be honest, I don't need it. I checked the time on my phone, but I had it. I just thought it was a nice watch, so I bought it.
Well, I just think you're insecure and you're trying to show the world you have money and you're insecure and you're insecure.
I was like, look, it's a watch.
You know, you don't like my watch. I like my watch.
Get over it, it's a watch, I'm curious.
Yeah, but this just shows you're insecure. Yeah.
Because you think you have to show up when you have money. Money doesn't matter, you know. I said, well, money's not the only thing in the world, but...
Money is important, isn't it? She goes, well, I don't really think so. I said, good, well, you can pay for your dinner then.
I just stood up and walked off.
What's that then, bro?
Second bimbo I walked off on
was, and this is what the whole point of this video is, there's one word that triggers just an instant response in me. I don't give a fuck if we're on a date. We're on a date, you're a 10, I'm clearly an 11, we're sitting there, drinking wine, whatever, whatever, Lambo's outside, you like my watch, everything's going well, we're talking shit, we're talking shit, you're about to go to the penthouse and get some big take D, everything's going well, and then you can say this one word, and I will just get up and leave, and that word is,
Kush.
I don't know what it is about this whole weed culture bullshit. I can't stand. Oh, you got this kush, fucking 420 strawberry kush. Just garbage. Shut the fuck up. What are you talking about? A plant that makes you tired.
Like, that's all it does. You smoke the plant, it makes you tired. If you want to be tired, go to the gym. Then you'll be tired, and you'll also have a fucking fantastic body.
Ta-da! You won't get fucking lung cancer.
"Oh no, 'cause cannabis cures cancer." Don't even give me a start. In fact, that's a separate video. No, it fucking doesn't. Bob Marley died of cancer. All he did was smoke fucking weed. Work it out.
Oh, but it's not smoking it. It's the oil. Blah, blah, blah. I'm going to write that down. That's a separate video. Fucking CBD oil does not cure cancer. It does not cure cancer. Anyway.
If you say Kush, I'm going to have to leave.
Because there's something about that whole culture I just fucking can't stand. This bitch said Kush. I said, what do you mean Kush?
"Well, you know, sometimes, you know, just to relax." I thought, "Man, I'm gonna let this one slide, 'cause I'm feeling generous." Then she said, "Kush again." I had to say, "Sorry, I'll be back in a minute." And just walked out.
The best thing about saying I'll be back in a minute is...
They watch you walk out the restaurant.
And they're like, "Maybe he's going to his car."
Then they hear the Lambo star.
And I look at the restaurant. She's still sitting there. She's like, well, maybe he's driving to get me something, bitch.
I would like to actually know, in fact,
While I'm writing down, I'm gonna do a CBD oil video. Let me also email that restaurant.
See if I can get CCTV footage and see how long that bitch sat there.
Just wondering until I come back. Probably about fucking 35 minutes because her brain was so damn slow from all the fucking weed she smokes.
He's coming back. He's coming Kush. Strawberry Kush.
Bimbo.