Transcript
The internet is such a divided place now, you know?
So much division. Where's the unity?
Where's all the friendship? Can we all hold hands? I haven't heard a nigger sing kumbaya.
In forever.
It was better when the liberals were in charge, because we could all agree.
You're a transgender retard.
You know, but now the conservatives
which have conserved nothing ever, have won, and everyone's betraying each other, and
Israel, this Israel that Erica Kirk's in charge of the fucking Air Force somehow, everything's fake, everything's gay.
Especially that streamer which cannot be named. He is gay, bruv. He wanted to be bad, bruv.
Yay!
I feel like the last time everyone was united,
was about 2022, 2023. And those were my years.
You know, I ruled the earth.
I still kind of do from the shadows, but back then,
I was overtly in charge of everything. I was so in charge
so famous,
so relevant
So important. Guys, this is the best flex on the planet.
I was so important that the British state
labeled me a national security threat. They said, "The young boys love this guy so much, he's gonna cause a revolution."
What color is your brigade? Shut it down. Shut it down.
So, fuck, I am so fucking cool.
It's hard to contain it in my blood.
But because the internet is so divided,
I'm here to unite you.
Earth.
Like Michael Jackson.
You know, I'm here to allow all the different people
"of all the different creeds to hold hands
The niggers, the packies, the chinks.
the honkies,
and the Mexicans,
We're all going to hold hands around the globe in one big united front. I'm here to unite humanity.
'Cause I'm gonna say something that everybody agrees with.
On the internet now, no matter what you say, someone disagrees.
I like dogs. Dogs and shit, I like cats.
"The sun is good for my skin." "No, it's not. The sun is bad for you." And some other guy, "If you wear sunscreen, you're gonna get cancer."
Everyone's just a fucking baby, just a faggot. No matter what you say, there's some fucking baby on the internet crying about it. Everyone's fucking crying.
Hello, my name's Andrew. Oh my god, human trafficker! I'll fucking human traffic your mom.
Your mom, brev. Don't let me meet you anywhere near her. Straight to Romania.
*laughs*
But I'm going to say something that everyone agrees with. Even though, no matter what you say, everybody disagrees with it. I'm now going to say something that everyone agrees with.
and the miracle is I've said it before
I've already said this.
And when I said it, everyone knew it was true. It was the last unifying moment in world history. It was kind of like the moon landing.
You know, when the whole world tuned in, it was like, yes!
The whole world loved it.
That's what I did, me, in 2022.
I unified humanity.
scrolled Twitter half an hour ago.
Every single comment is full of hate underneath it, no matter what you say.
Say the sky is green, they call you a retard. Say the sky is blue, they call you a retard. You can't win.
Unless you mutter.
this one fantastical sentence.
And I was the first man to ever say it.
It was brilliant. It was poetry. It was art.
Everyone loved it. Poor people, rich people, men.
Bitches.
everyone
It was great.
And I'm here to repeat it, to once again, unite the human race.
That's like the--
Don't thank me.
Don't like me.
I'm going to unite the human race all over again.
You know, sometimes I think the world doesn't really deserve me.
I'm here out here.
here out here, you know?
Doing all this work. I could just retire. I've got all the fucking money, all the fucking cars.
All the women, the kids, the big penthouses.
the jet, the boat, but I'm still out here working hard for the people, you know, I'm just like you.
Thank you.
I mean, if we make a list of the most relevant historical figures of the 20th century, I'm on it.
At least, like, the top fucking three.
You know?
Thank you.
I invented so much cool shit.
Nobody said Brokey before me.
Think about it. My everyone's a brokie. You're a brokie. You're a wagey.
And here I am again, uniting humanity.
You couldn't thank me enough. No matter how hard you try to thank me, you really can't thank me enough.
This is the sentence.
that absolutely nobody can disagree with.
Nobody. It was the last time every single conscious human on the planet came to a complete consensus
And they all said, yes, that is true. Andrew is brilliant. He's a fucking genius. That's fucking brilliant.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's probably the reason they put me in jail, to be honest.
Being honest with you, it's probably the reason. In fact,
I'm sure my entire indictment was based around this sentence. All the other shit they printed, "You beat up this bitch," "You raped this girl," blah blah blah, that had nothing to do with it. What it was, was this sentence
unified humanity and they thought shit.
He now has nine billion soldiers on his team.
Nine billion soldiers on his side, ready to die beside him, to tear the Matrix down. Quickly, put this man in jail. And you know what? I could have ordered my soldiers to break me out of jail. Could have said, "Burn the jail down, get me out." But I'm such a humble guy.
I was like, I'll just chill.
I'll just do it. Give me a pillow.
I'll just chill here, sit with Tristan, relax.
You know?
I am a fucking saint.
I am so fucking humble and cool
Thank you.
It doesn't get any more humble or cool than me.
But I've realized the world's in trouble, there's bombs and drones blowing us up in Dubai,
Politics in America is fucked. The entire world's falling apart. Now is the time I need to resurrect my brilliant sentence
to unite humanity once again. Like Batman, the symbol has been put in the sky, the bat symbol, but it's me, it's the top G symbol. Andrew, come back, make people love each other once again. You can do it, you're the only person who's ever done it. You can unite humanity, Andrew. Everyone's disagreeing all the time.
Erica Kirk, she's sending fucking F-16s to blow up Iran. God knows why. Andrew, you can unify us.
You're the only man who could do it. Bring the human race back from the brink of extinction, please.
Thank you.
*water splashing*
Thank you.
When times get hard, I'm the man they call.
And I've never failed.
So I'm going to do it again.
Thank you.
The best thing about this sentence
was how simple it was.
Everybody understood it.
It was so simple.
So to the point.
It reignited, it resparked the love
inside of people's hearts, you know?
Ever since that sentence, I'm not sure anybody's loved anyone.
No man has loved his woman since that day.
Parents,
They hate their fucking kids.
They hate their children.
But I'm gonna make them love their children once again.
I'm going to rehumanize humanity.
Just me. Stop hating your children. Stop it.
"Stop it, I'm gonna fix it.
I'm going to fix everything.
Calm down, take a seat.
I got this. It's in the bag.
Stop!
Don't worry about it, Brokey. Don't worry about it, Wagee. I got this.
The last time the entire internet, the entire world agreed on something
was when I said,
Thank you.
Thank you.
A few words.
A few short words.
And that's all it took.
And I'm going to do it again.
Thank you.
I understand why people love me. I totally get it. I understand why you're all like obsessed with me.
I understand why like the haters
fans. Andrew Tate did this, Andrew Tate did this, let me amplify his content.
When's the last time you've seen me amplify their content?
No. They work for me.
You know, they keep me hyper relevant.
And you taped it this. Thanks.
Thanks.
And then all the girls would come up to me on the street, "Please give me a child. Please impregnate me." I'm like,
There's a line.
Fucking hell.
Bunch of Q jumpers. That's how world bad the world's gotten now. Girls are trying to jump the line.
No respect.
Basic manners.
*water splashing*
*snoring*
The best thing about these words is they came to me.
just off the top of my head.
I didn't think about it. I didn't plan it. I know
to you people at home, they were so revolutionary.
It seemed like.
He must have thought for years about this, to plan out something so fantastic as this. You don't just come up with this. No man just comes up with this off the top of his head. No guy just...
splurts these words out.
He must have sat.
For hundreds of years, he must be immortal.
reading every piece of philosophy and literature that exists on the planet, to construct such a brilliant sentence, to put together so fucking
put something together so fucking flawless.
So flawless.
That even the Chinese niggers liked it.
You know?
Even the fucking Mexicans took off their shit hats.
their sombreros. They put the pinatas down. They stopped jumping the wall and they all hugged and said yes.
Yes!
Finally.
But for me, it was just off the top of my head. I just fucking said it. I just said it. And the whole world changed.
Incredible.
But when you need me, I'm there. Have I ever let you down?
Think about it.
Have I ever really ever truthfully ever let you down?
In the end, I always come through.
Thank you.
*snoring*
Thank you.
Thank you.
One of the greatest things about this sentence is that
Since I've said it,
even though it was so ultimately powerful.
Nobody's really said it since. There's other things I've said. What color is your brigade? Everyone says that.
Everyone copies it. What color is your Bugatti? Everyone says Broky.
Everyone says certain things, but this sentence, I heard a few people say it.
But not that many people have said it.
Considering how monumentally powerful it was, it's truly a miracle.
that not that many people have said it since.
which means it's retained all of its karmic power, you know.
They've been waiting for me to get it back out the jar, to open up a new can
and say the words.
The indisputable
most brilliant sentence ever constructed by any human on the planet in the history of humanity ever that unified the entire consciousness of the cosmos behind the idea because they all knew it was absolutely true.
Thank you.
Breathe.
Air.
Thank you.
That was it.
Breathe air.
I saw these little fucking faggots with their vapes dying of cancer
I've got cancer in my lungs!
There are cancer in my lungs!
Just breathe air. What the fuck is wrong with you? Breathe air!
And everyone was like, yeah, you could just breathe air.
Breathe air.
Anyone who is getting a vape,
and lighting chemicals on fire via a battery.
Chemicals that they can't name, made by Chinese niggers, that taste like blueberry ice crush, and inhaling it, and doesn't expect to get turbo cancer within a week, is a fucking retard.
And I told them, stop it.
Just breathe air.
And everyone was like, yeah, breathe air. I did so much damage to the vaping industry. Just me by myself out here.
by myself, just me.
I basically fixed vaping. I don't see anyone vaping anymore. I mean, obviously there's the odd bimbo with a vape.
But chicks suck dick. They'll put anything in their mouth. Who gives a fuck? In general, I made vaping go away. I cured it.
Thank you.
And I'm back. Guys, you ain't gotta like me. We can disagree on a bunch of things, but we can all agree, guys, let's all agree
breathe air.
Next time you see someone with a vape,
Breathe air.
Let's bring it back. Breathe air. I know what you're thinking.
But Andrew...
You're smoking a shisha. I'm the inventor.
Okay.
I invented
breathe air. I can do whatever the fuck I want.
And shisha isn't the same as a vape.
There are key distinctions which I don't have to name.
Because I'm the inventor.
Okay?
Thank you.
Breathe air.