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I'm extremely good at being miserable.
It's a talent.
And I'm good at it.
You know?
I'm the guy who can make $20 million in a day.
and then get in his Bugatti and drive to a very expensive dinner with the world's most beautiful women.
and sit down and people will be like, wow,
Good day, huh?
Not really.
No.
Who cares?
Like, what even is this girl's name? What's her name?
Eleanor?
Fuck off.
I'm very good at being miserable. The reason I'm good at being miserable is because
The only way to win at life
is to learn to like.
being miserable.
People don't understand that I'm happiest.
when I'm angry.
People are like, "Why are you always so pissed off?" Because that's how I'm happy. I'm happy when I'm annoyed.
I don't get happy people who are happy when they're happy. It's weird.
Thank you.
Life is basically
A prison. It's like Hunger Games. And you're born into this economic model where you're playing the money game that you can't escape.
and you're constantly and endlessly ruled by money and pain,
Money rules you. You're either trying to make it or you're suffering from not having it.
or you're thinking about making it,
or you're trying to hide the money you have.
So you have to play the economic game. You can't be born and say, I opt out of capitalism. You need money. And pain is the same.
You're either facing pain and feeling pain, or you're avoiding pain, which puts you in the pain of avoiding the pain. If you avoid the pain of the gym, you feel the pain of being a weakling.
or you go to the gym and put yourself through pain.
Pain and money rule your life.
So considering it's a never ending struggle,
You may as well get very comfortable being pissed off all the time so you can at least win.
If money is going to rule my life,
Not having it is going to make me broke, so money's ruling my life.
Trying to find someone I don't have any is certainly going to rule my life.
Making a bunch of it is going to mean I'm going to use my time to make money, so that's going to rule my life.
If money is going to rule my life, I may as well have a bunch of it and buy whatever I want. It's going to rule my life anyway. If pain is going to rule my life anyway, avoiding it is going to control my life.
or embracing it's going to control my life. I may as well embrace the pain and be strong and rich and tall and sexy and be top G. And tell the governments I say whatever I fucking want and catch criminal cases and go to jail.
People say, "Hey, how do you deal with this? They're trying to put you in jail everywhere!" I don't care.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm no less happy with criminal cases than I would be
if I was completely free on a boat somewhere.
Because if I was completely free on a boat somewhere, I'd see a seagull.
Shit on my deck.
And it would ruin my mood just the same as going to jail.
I'll find something to be mad about. I'm great at being miserable.
So I am.
And I love it.
That's what people don't understand. They think I'm unhappy. I'm happy.
When have you ever seen me say, "Oh, I need help to motivate myself," or, "How do I feel happy?" Never.
I'm constantly pissed off and it's great.
I got all my work done.
I train hard.
I service all my females.
I reproduce.
I hide money offshore. Everything's fine. I'm winning.
These motherfuckers out here smiling all day being happy at a concert.
Next minute they're depressed because they have no emotional regulation.
I'm regulated.
very stable mad stable
Be...
Be stable.
Pissed.
Thank you.
Which is fine. I can operate with a stable platform.
You know, it's a good foundation. If you're happy one day, sad the next, how the fuck you get anything done?
Never trust these happy motherfuckers.
Whatever, whoever's happy can easily become sad. I don't believe in any of that shit. So I am definitely, definitely.
the king of being miserable.
And life is nothing other than a cage that we're born in.
An endless cage of
pain and money.
Matrix has you so fucking trapped.
How's us all trapped? How's me trapped?
Has you trapped in a job you don't want to do?
Listening to a HR department which don't even fucking speak common sense. Pretending a man is a woman. Taking a wage which ain't enough to pay your bills.
While the government prints endless money and inflates you to zero,
and ports third-worlders to destroy the society your grandfather fought for,
Your wife, she doesn't listen. Your kids, they don't respect you. You're probably fucking gay. Why is your son's arm so skinny?
And if you finally manage to escape the matrix like me, you manage to make enough money, you tell HR to fuck off, you find women who obey you, yes sir, no sir, you finally get some freedom financially, ideologically, you finally just escape and try and do whatever you want, they just lock you in jail.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No escaping pain, friends. Life is suffering.
And I love it. You know why I love it?
I wouldn't change it if I could.
You ever been in a drinking competition?
I don't drink anymore.
Four years sober, but back when I used to drink.
And you're doing shots and you're starting to feel fucked up, but you know the other guy can't drink as well as you, so he's more fucked up than you.
and it's worth feeling like shit just to make sure he suffers more. That's basically how I look at life.
I love that life is suffering.
And I love that life sucks and I love that life is a difficult economic model, which most people will never be able to compete in.
And I love that there's endless pain for everybody. And I love that everybody suffers. I love it because I'm better at it than everyone else.
And I'm spiteful.
So I love when bad things happen.
Like I love like economic crashes and stuff. It's great.
When all the money goes down. I love when crypto tanks. I fucking love it. I love when everyone goes broke.
but I still have more than them. So it's like, well, I lost money, but I'm still rich. You lost money.
Can't pay your bills.
I'm spiteful like that.
You know? I love that life is pain.
Because I want all of you to suffer.
Because you're not as good as it.
You're not as good at it.
as I am.
I'm better at it.
Not a man who messaged me. How do I get happy?
You don't.
You're never going to be happy, no matter how much money you make.
No matter what girl finally replies to her Instagram DMs,
If you stop being an insignificant nobody,
If you become famous and important like me, I was speeding yesterday, I admit it.
I'll speed it.
guilty of sin.
It makes BBC News. Who puts on the BBC News Andrew is speeding?
He drove a Lamborghini past the speed limit?
No shit.
What the fuck? I'm the main character of Earth.
And I ain't happy. You're never going to be happy. No one's happy.
All those Instagram stories you see of people pretending to be happy, they're just trying to fool you. No one's happy.
Every woman's miserable with the man she stuck with. Every man wishes he had a loyal harem. Let's cut the bullshit. Every man wants three loyal wives.
Most men can't do it.
And when you finally do get it,
Take it from me. One day they start arguing over the hairspray. And you're like, why the fuck did I human traffic you three women to just listen to this crap about hairspray?
Women are out here, be loyal to me. The whole world's fucked. It's all gay bullshit.
So if you're going to be miserable, you may as well do it being fucking rich.
That was my basic modus operandi.
I grew up in the ghetto and thought I'm going to do whatever it takes to get rich.
didn't sell drugs.
didn't kill anybody, didn't rob houses.
Didn't steal millions like the banks do. Didn't deflate the currency like the Fed does. Didn't send young men to die in a ditch like the military does. No, what did I do?
optimize some webcam profiles, anything it takes to get out. Perfectly legal, by the way. 15 years later, they're grilling me over the coals for it.
with all the trouble in the world. Not the drug dealers, not the murderers, no me.
Why? Because I escaped the matrix. Life is pain.
Thank you.
And I like it.