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Hello.
Bye.
Rumor has it
Meghan Markle
And Harry...
I've been sitting around doing interviews with Oprah.
Now I'm not a big follower of such things. I try and avoid pop culture.
In fact,
Since I became
Rich as fuck.
I try very hard to ignore all the shit that people seem to enjoy and care about.
But I've been getting lots of emails from people. Tate!
You're the only man qualified.
You're the only one who can do it. You need to watch this interview and tell us the truth. See between the lines.
And I am good at that kind of thing.
.
So I've decided
I'm going to watch
The latest interview...
with Meghan the whole Markle, and Harry the cut the prince, and Oprah, I'm gonna tell you what's really going on.
Now,
In the interest of fairness, because I'm a fair man,
I haven't seen this interview yet.
I know all of you are watching this going, Kate's going to rip Meghan apart.
I may have said a few bad things about Meghan in the past. What do you want me to say about this ? Every day there's new news.
Am I allowed to say Beckins?
Fuck it. Release it. Megan, you are a promiscuous female. She managed to make him quit being a prince. So?
Most women get their men in some sexless marriage while he's working his ass off, paying the bills, while she's fucking the gardener, and he pretends he doesn't notice for years.
What, you think she married him because she likes ginger penis?
You think she's always, she's been spending her whole life dreaming of a dick with ginger hair all around it. Oh, that's why I want to marry him. I love ginger dick. No, she wants fucking status.
Of course you did.
She's been getting gang banged by NBA stars. You think Prince fucking Harry is going to be able to satisfy that gaping hole?
It's like waving an umbrella in a motherfucking tunnel.
So a lot of you think I'm going to give a bias review.
But no!
I'm a fair man.
In fact,
If you look up fair in the dictionary,
There's a picture of my beautiful face.
right next to the word. So I've yet to have seen this interview.
And I will be honest, perhaps Megan surprises us all.
Perhaps
She does.
Extremely well. And perhaps she convinces me that she's not a bad person.
Because my current analysis of the situation is that she's taking advantage of a very limp-wristed, small-dicked, little pussy-ass prince.
Because she's a manipulative...
evil female and she's found herself prey like a black widow.
And I don't actually blame her for exploiting it. Because if you're a bitch, you get exploited. Welcome to the world.
But that's exactly what she's doing. So we're going to watch this interview.
I'm gonna tell you what's really going on.
The reason I was getting this email, a lot of people were comparing this upcoming project to the Will Smith, Jada Smith breakdown I made.
You found things I never considered. Of course.
I'm Andrew motherfucking Tate. So buckle up.
All the coffee cups in my house are tape cups.
Because coffee, a lot like me, is hot, brown, and strong.
So I drink a lot of it.
And I like to drink it from a tape gun.
Okay.
All the beautiful females in my house also drink from take cups.
Right.
Let's go. So, Oprah.
Let's get started on Oprah. Wait, before we start, let's give some context.
Do I have anything against Oprah? I don't think so. She's a billionaire.
Black woman, she's done very well, she's a billionaire.
Has Oprah ever annoyed me? I don't think I've ever complained about Oprah.
I don't think Oprah really annoys me. So I have nothing against Oprah as it currently stands. And I've already told you what I think of Meghan and Harry. - Nearly 2 billion people around the globe
Watch their wedding.
I'm mad already. How long has it been? Four seconds.
Two billion? What the fuck? Two billion people!
You're wondering why everyone's walking around wearing the Corona masks like slaves.
You wonder why everyone's so fucking stupid.
We're four seconds into this one hour interview and I'm furious.
two
Billion with a B?
Do you have any idea how much money you would have to pay me for me to watch that shit?
Let alone watch it for free. I'm talking about Tate. Here's 25 grand cash to endure the full three hours of a cuck marrying some entitled ass divorcee.
No, I've got shit to do, no.
I'm not sitting around in my silk pajamas and my Versace robe with my gold hublo on, wasting my life watching this shit. But two billion people watched it. What did you expect to happen?
What was going to happen? They're going to walk up the stairs. They're going to stand there. Priests will talk some shit. They're going to walk off. The end. I haven't even seen it. I know what happened.
Unbelievable, two billion.
Deep breaths. Okay. Andrew.
I wouldn't be great if everyone else wasn't stupid, right? It's yin and yang.
I need the inferiors so I can be superior.
So don't get mad, Andrew. This is who they are.
From the outside, it looked like something out of a fairy tale, and appeared to signal a new day for the modern British monarchy. This couple represents
- It's a wonderful fairy tale. It's... - They became one of the most talked about couples in the media.
I should have done some research before I did this video, but there was a king, I think it was in World War I or World War II, who had to abdicate the throne for marrying a divorcee.
He wanted to marry a divorcee, so he had to give up his royal privileges to marry her. He did it because he's obviously a fucking moron.
But Meghan Markle's a divorcee.
You know, this is the thing about the world, that we're throwing all tradition out the window.
What they should say is the news should say, "Prince Harry shouldn't be marrying a divorcee. He's the Prince of England. He can get himself some fresh pussy."
But no, they're like, this is a beautiful pairing. Everyone hopes that one day Harry would marry an old divorcee. Nobody wanted that.
What? Nobody wanted that. Why are they lying? Who are you lying to? The two billion people who are watching it?
Un-fucking-real. I was unhappy. I want to go back in time and call this news station to say, no, this is not a fairy tale wedding. I'm very displeased with the fact that the Prince of England is marrying an old divorcee.
Put my opinion on the motherfucking news.
Then in January 2020... There's been an almost shockingly quick turnaround. Harry and Meghan stunned the world when they decided to step back as senior members of the royal family. Meghan seems to have moved from the nation's heroine
just the nation's villain.
I don't think she was. Also, I'm going to keep jumping in and out of things because I read this already online. I think it was a few months ago. Aren't Meghan and Harry raising their new kid gender fluid?
I'm sure that's true. It's in the Daily Mail. Let's look that up. Somebody on the research team. Meghan and Harry, royal blood, is raising the next fucking offspring, whatever they have, as gender fluid.
That is Megan's idea.
It's gotta be, because Prince William and Kate ain't playing these stupid games. Prince William, the big G, Kate's there doing the Princess Ting, looking good, shine up.
They ain't talking about no gender fluid. This is all Meghan.
She's corrupted. She's corrupted the royal family. She's corrupted it. Because let me tell you something, gentlemen, because I know no women watch me. Gentlemen. Gentlemen.
- Thaltering.
as I said in my last video, will ruin any institution
You can have a business, you can be making money, everything's fine. Introduce one hoe into the office. She fucks one dude, fucks another dude, dude gets jealous, now two dudes are arguing. Fucks another guy, now three guys are arguing. Says some guy raped her when he didn't because she's just a drunk hoe. Now you got a sexual assault charge. Boom, boom, boom. You involve one hoe!
It's fucked. We've added one promiscuous female to the royal family. Now we've got gender fluid babies.
Thank you.
It's the royal family of Great Britain. There should be a barrier to entry.
It should be little pretty virgins walking into the prince's bedroom.
And then when some divorcee
tries to walk her ass into the bedroom, a royal guard,
goes "ah ah ah ah"
That's what should happen.
The hoes
should be stopped at the gates
you
Tonight, for the first time, they tell their story. I'm sitting down with Megan. I think what we really have got to clear up here is that you, Megan, are the one who manipulated, calculated this Megxit. And later, Harry joins us. What was the tipping point?
Did you blind?
Why does Harry not speak alone?
Is Harry not allowed to speak alone without the female?
I'll talk alone and tell my story and then you can come and say a little bit, but I'll be there to correct you and interrupt you if you say anything I don't like. Okay, Harry?
Okay.
The fuck? You're the prince? If I was in this situation, I'd be like, listen.
Let me handle this, I'm the big G. Princes used to fight dragons.
We used to march into the sunset with a fucking shield and sword and fight a dragon. You think I can't handle fucking Oprah?
I'll handle Oprah.
I do all the talking by myself. Maybe at the end, give her a little bit of screen time.
But no, Harry doesn't get to talk on his own. Do you know why?
Harry's a bitch.
Just as I said.
First observation from King Tate.
You should write this down, ladies and gentlemen. I'd like someone to actually email me all the observations I make and how fucking brilliant my mind is. Mind side the queen. Hi, girls. I also visit them at home, where they're beginning their new life in America.
you
- Whoa! - No! I know!
You really are having a baby. - Having a baby. That's more than a bump.
I know.
Wow. - I know. - That was a hug, virtual hug.
Yeah, distance hug. So, you know, we can't hug because we're practicing-- All the things. --doing all the things. We've been so strict.
If celebrities continue with this facade COVID bullshit,
Like, "Oh, this is terrible." It's been it.
I don't want to ruin this video by talking about COVID.
Because anyone with a brain knows what I think about COVID.
But the whole celebrity virtue signaling bullshit really annoys me.
"Oh, don't worry, I kept my social distance while I was fucking..."
Being a pedophile on Epstein's Island. Everybody around here, literally,
is double masked and has face shields.
But you look lovely. - Thank you, so do you. - Pregnant and lovely. - Thank you, yes. - Do you know if you're having a boy or girl?
we do this time, I will wait for my husband to join us and we can share that with you. Okay, that would be really great. I can't wait to hear. So before we get into it, I just want to make it clear to everybody that even though we're neighbors, I'm down the road, you're up the road. This isn't my house, this isn't your house. This isn't my house. We're using a friend's house because they had a very nice... Beautiful.
that there has not been an agreement, you don't know what I'm going to ask. -No. -And there is no subject that's off-limits. -Yeah. -And you are not getting paid for this interview. -All of that's correct. -All of that is correct. I am so bored.
I am so bored. I'm not going to make it through this. The things I go through for my YouTube channel are unbelievable.
I am so bored already.
Fucking Oprah just to confirm just to confirm your first ever interview on Oprah the biggest interview ever We didn't discuss 1% at all what we were gonna talk about yet. Did you fuck? I?
Why are you lying? Of course you did. It's the first thing that happened. What are you going to ask me? What are you going to say? It's the first thing that happened.
Am I allowed to drink on YouTube?
I might not get monetized.
But none of my videos get monetized. Why did none of my videos get monetized? I'm asking my professional editing team right now in real time. Why did no company think, you know what, we need to advertise our services around this sexy motherfucker.
Why does that never happen? Nobody likes me.
Unbelievable.
Thank you.
In fact...
Smoking and drinking might lose me my chance of monetization, but I have a strong feeling
Me calling Meghan Markle a ho for two hours.
It's probably more likely to lose me my monetization.
So, it's already over.
Are you ready? I am. I thought that was it. I thought we were done now. I just want to ask about the baby. I'm about to go. Okay.
But I remember sitting in the chapel
and
Thanks for inviting me, by the way. You're welcome. So I was there on that wedding day, and I so recall--
this sense of
magic. I mean I'd never experienced anything like it and
when you came through that door, it seemed like you were like,
floating down the aisle.
Were you even inside your body at that time?
Do you know who's been inside of Megan's body?
Bunch of NBA stars.
Bunch of NFL quarterbacks.
She was some D-list Canadian actress.
running around in fucking Hollywood trying to sleep her way to the top.
We won't talk about inside Meghan's body, let's talk about it!
Let me tell you something.
I'm part black, part white. I know.
She's part black part white.
All right? She's going through life. She's black enough. She's white enough. She slept with a white guy, slept with a white guy, slept with one black guy. Once you go black, you don't go back.
Now she's been fucking running around with this...
Dwayne.
He's leaving holes. He's messing it up.
Do you think after that she is ever going to be satisfied with what Prince Harry can provide?
Let's be honest with each other, gentlemen. Do you think she's having sex with Prince Harry and going, wow, that was great.
After athletes.
Big, strong, dark athletes have messed her up.
No.
she isn't happy with what Harry can provide. Besides status and fame, because before him she was D-list,
And I used D for a reason. She wasn't C-list, she was D-list. D-list as in trying to move my way up by sucking D.
I thought about this a lot because it was like having an out-of-body experience that I was very present for.
And that's the only way I can describe it because the night before I slept through the night entirely, which in and of itself is a bit of a miracle,
Um...
And then
woke up and started listening to that song "Go into the Chapel" and just tried to make it fun and light and remind ourselves that this was our day. But I think we were both really aware, even in advance of that, this wasn't
our day, this was the day that was planned for the world.
Everybody who gets married knows that you are really marrying the family too.
But you weren't just marrying a family, you were marrying a 1200 year old institution
You're marrying the monarchy. What did you think it was going to be like?
I will say I went into it naively.
because I didn't grow up
knowing much about the royal family, it wasn't something that was part of
conversation at home. Now I'm analyzing very carefully here.
The joking aside, I'm paying very careful attention to her mannerisms and her facial expressions.
Very careful.
And I know exactly what she's doing.
And she's smart, this bitch.
So let's go back. I don't know how to go back a few seconds. Maybe if I press back here.
She's very clever because she's very good at leading conversations.
Now, as a master,
which is what I am.
As a master, I was in the pimp game.
I had 75 women make me over $10 million. I understand manipulation.
As a master manipulator, I know when someone's trying to manipulate. And although Oprah is the interviewer and Oprah is seasoned, that bitch has been around the block, this chick is smart. So when she wants you to agree with her, when she wants you to say yes...
She nods.
When she wants you to say no,
She shakes her head, she gives you the visual prompt.
So here while she's talking... - And that's the only way I can describe it because... - So we've gone back a little bit. She's talking about sleeping through the night, all that shit. - Entirely. - But watch when she starts saying... She starts saying certain things and she talks this way. - And then...
Woke up and started listening to that song, Going to the Chapel.
And just tried to make it fun and light and remind ourselves that this was our day. But I think we were both really aware, even in advance of that, this wasn't...
our day
This was the day that was planned for the world.
Everybody who gets married knows that you are really marrying the family, too.
But you weren't just marrying a family, you were marrying a 1200 year old institution
You're marrying the monarchy. What did you think it was going to be like?
I will say I went into it naively.
because I didn't grow up
I went into it naively.
And she does this so that Oprah agrees.
Mm-hmm. So now we've established, this is the little details.
I'm a chess player, right? When you lose chess,
There's very often not a big catastrophe. There's tiny catastrophes across the board that put you in a bad situation.
by saying I went to do it really naively and Oprah going yeah,
We've now established she was naive.
Naivety.
is a sign of victimhood.
Right?
We've already established now she's the victim. I went into this naively.
I didn't know they were so bad. Yeah.
Now the whole frame of the interview is now set. It's been a few seconds.
And she sat there and she shook her head. She got Oprah to agree with her. And now the whole world believes that she's some naive poor girl.
who didn't know that the royal family had such high expectations. How can the British royal family have high expectations of me?
I was naive. Aw, poor Megan.
Pay attention to these things, gentlemen. This is what happens. This is why I had laser eyes on this hole.
because I knew she was going to try this shit.
Knowing much about the royal family, it wasn't something that was part of
conversation at home it wasn't something that we followed my mom even said to me a couple months ago
She said,
Did Diana ever do an interview?
Now, now I can say, yes, a very famous one, but...
My mom doesn't even know that, right? But you were certainly aware of the royals. Of course. And if you're going to marry a royal, then you would do research about what that would mean. Well, I didn't do any research about what that would mean. You didn't do any research. No.
Good question, my Oprah. Good point, my Oprah.
If you're gonna marry a royal, you do research as to what that would mean.
Well, I didn't do any research.
And you know what, Megan, the thing is, let me tell you something about females.
especially bitches like her.
you
they have this facade of they have to try, because they're so evil,
They have to try very hard to come across as nice.
That's the act for them.
For most people, you're quite moderate. You can act extra nice or act mean, right? But when you're genuinely an evil bitch, you're evil all the time in private. So when you go in public, you have to try very hard to put on the nice act. And there's always cracks.
And there was a crack right there when Oprah said,
Surely you did some research.
without even a seconds gap, no hesitation. Sure, you did some research. No, I didn't do any research.
Instantly, she got mad. She's mad now. Her blood instantly boiled because someone questioned her.
Who questions, you can't question.
Meghan Markle?
How dare you question Meghan Markle? She's a princess. And if you're going to marry a royal, then you would do research about what that would mean. Well, I didn't do any research about what that would mean. You didn't do any research. No. I didn't do any research.
I'm innocent, remember? We've just established I was naive.
How dare you assume I should have done research?
I'm naive.
Didn't you do some research to marry a moral? I didn't do any research. I didn't know anything.
Extremely defensive.
because she's an evil bitch.
This is what I'm seeing so far. Like I said, I wanted to do this non-biased. This is not me hating on Megan. I'm just telling you what I see.
I do see an evil person pretending to be nice.
That's what I see. Nothing to do with my dislike for Meghan or my dislike for Harry. I hate both of them the same.
I'm just telling you what I genuinely see as a professional.
Because that's what I am.
I've never looked up my husband online. I just didn't feel a need to because everything that I needed to know, he was sharing with me, right? Everything that we thought I needed to know, he was telling me.
So you didn't have a--
Everything that I thought
Everything that we thought I needed to know.
So everything I didn't know wasn't my fault.
Because he thought...
Everything that he thought I needed to know. But it turns out there's a lot more I needed to know that he didn't tell me because I'm naive.
These are very subtle cues. I don't want you guys thinking I'm nitpicking, but on a chessboard, that's what happens.
You control a certain square, a pawn movement. You restrict movement of a particular piece. You slowly constrict.
And what she's doing is slowly constricting the narrative
I am naive. I did no research and it's unfair of you to have expected me to have done research.
Harry, I never looked Harry up. Harry was supposed to tell me everything I needed to know.
But he failed to do so. I am a victim of
This is what she is attempting to do.
And this is what she's doing so far. I'd love to interview her because I wouldn't allow her these language tricks.
and she'd become instantly infuriated
Because I am smarter than she is.
It would be difficult to calculate with a pen and paper, a calculator, a motherfucking CERN, a telescope, whatever you want.
How much more intelligent I am than her.
So she couldn't play these tricks on the boss.
But you can play him on Oprah, as seasoned as Oprah is. Because Oprah doesn't want to come across confrontational. But if Oprah...
was not afraid to look confrontational, she would stop her right there and say,
Why should Harry tell you everything?
You didn't do any research at all into the royal family? Not a single thing?
Is that arrogant?
conversation with yourself or talking to your friends, or thinking about what it's like, what it would be like to marry
a prince
who is Harry, who you had fallen in love with, and what it would mean to be a part of that family. You didn't give it a lot of thought? No, we thought about
what we thought it might be. Yeah.
which is, that's what I'm trying to get. Yeah, I mean, like, I didn't fully understand what the job was, right? What does it mean to be a working royal? What do you do? What does that mean? I knew that he and I were very aligned on
all of our cause-driven work that was part of our initial connection
and what we talked about in the beginning of our courtship,
But I think
there was no way to understand what the day-to-day was going to be like. And it's so different because
I didn't romanticize any
element of it, but I think as Americans especially,
What do you know about the royals? It's what you read in fairy tales. Right. You think is what you know about the royals, right? So it's easy to...
have an image of it that is so far from
from reality and that's what was really tricky over those past few years is
when the perception and the reality are two very different things,
and you're being judged on the perception but you're living the reality of it,
there's a complete misalignment and there's... Okay, so she's saying,
I expected a fairy tale and it was not a fairy tale.
It's basically what she's saying.
So let's hope she gives some more detail on as to why it was not a fairy tale.
because
In my view,
her terrible existence
the reality of being a royal which she says is not actually a fairy tale i think for you watching out there and me and for most normal people we would consider it a fairy tale right
I mean, is it one of the best existences on earth? I mean, you have no financial trouble.
You have no safety issues. I mean, you do whatever you want.
Most people would call it a fairy tale, but to her, she's making it very clear that
It was devastatingly painful to endure.
So I'm very interested to hear
about what terrible experiences our poor Megan
had to endure at expense of Harry, who didn't tell her enough,
before he was kind enough to make a divorcee
a princess.
No way to explain that to people. Well, you know in every family I think things get serious when you are brought in to meet the mother or the grandmother and In everybody's family who's watching right now. Yeah, the grandmother is the matriarch and
known in many families as the queen. Yeah. And she was one of the first people I met. In your situation, it's the queen. The real queen. The real queen that you're, you're, you're meeting. And
What was that like? Were you worried about
making the right impression.
- There wasn't actually a huge
formality the first time I met
Her Majesty the Queen, I
We were going to lunch at Royal Lodge, which is where
Some other members of the family live, specifically Andrew and Fergie and usually Beatrice would spend a lot of time there.
And Eugenie and I had known each other before I had known Harry.
So that was comfortable and we were friends with them as a couple.
um
And then it turned out the queen was,
finishing a church service.
there in Windsor. And so she was going to be at the house. And I remember hearing her in the car and
He says, "Okay, well, my grandmother's there, so you're gonna meet her." I go, "Great! I love my grandmother. I used to take care of my grandmother. This is great."
Right? Do you know how to curtsy?
Where's it?
What?
So do you know how to curtsy? Now I thought genuinely that that was what happens
outside. I thought that was part of the fanfare.
I didn't think that's what happens inside. And I said, but it's your grandmother. He goes,
It's the Queen.
Wow. And that was really the first moment that the penny dropped, that this wasn't, it was easy for me up until then to go.
She took offense.
Because that's what she's saying. The penny dropped. I couldn't believe it. In public, I have to pretend to respect the Queen of England. But in private, I could not believe they expected me to respect the Queen of England. That's when the penny dropped. After he asked me if I can do a very small ancient tradition, a small gesture that will take less than one calorie to perform on the first time I'm meeting the most important and iconic royal,
on the face of the planet. When he asked me if I could slightly bend my knee a little bit to meet the queen, the penny dropped.
This is unacceptable.
What kind of brat, bitch? I'll curtsy for any old lady.
She's been around a long time. People call me arrogant. I'll go up to any old lady. She doesn't have to be the queen. "Hi, very nice to meet you. Very nice." No problem. She's like the penny draw. I could not believe. He asked me to curtsy. Oh my... Look how offended she is.
Of course he did.
You're a D-list celebrity. She's the queen of fucking England.
Why does that drop a penny in your mind?
That because you have to show respect and be polite, why does that offend you so? I'll tell you why. Because you're evil.
and deeply arrogant.
deeply arrogant and you're bitter and you're sad.
And when you're sad inside, you don't want to see other people happy. You don't want happiness. You're a black hole, a vortex, and you want to suck all the happiness in.
That's who she is. That was a very important segment.
And I told you a lot about their relationship. Because what it's saying is every time Harry asked me to do anything, no matter how small, I resisted.
Is that normal behavior in a male-female dynamic?
especially when you're the Prince of England,
I refuse to do anything, no matter how small, to retain tradition.
That's when the penny dropped. I couldn't believe the fairy tale had been shattered.
He asked me to say hello.
the way everyone else says hello. I'm Meghan Markle.
I got something for her.
Pimp hand. Did you Google how to curtsy? I learned it very quickly right in front of the house. We just practiced and then walked in and you and Harry practiced.
Yeah, and Fergie ran out and she said, "Are you ready? Do you know how to curtsy?" I said, "Oh my goodness, you guys."
And so I practiced really quickly and we went in and I met her and apparently I did a very deep curtsy and I don't remember it.
And then we just sat there and we chatted and, um,
And it was...
lovely and easy and I think, thank God I hadn't known a lot about the family. Thank God I hadn't researched.
I would have been so in my head about all of it.
I would have had it...
So you're basically--
what you're sharing with us is that you, you were no more nervous than the regular person who goes to meet somebody's grandmother. You, you weren't that intimidated because it was the queen. I think it's, I think it's two things. It's,
I had confused
The idea of, "I grew up in LA, you see celebrities all the time."
This is not the same.
right? But it's very easy, I think, especially as an American to go, "Oh,
These are famous people. It's like, no, this is...
This is a completely different ballgame.
Were you silent or were you silenced?
Thank you.
What does it feel like here? What's the word?
Peace. Peace.
The day after our interview, I stopped over to Harry and Megan's new home.
Hi, Guy. Hi, Guy. Yeah, Guy's been--
Guy's been through everything with me.
Yeah, from the beginning, from the very first day. Yeah, yeah. Guy, I mean, I had him,
In Canada, I got him from a kill shelter in Kentucky,
Hi, girls. We put on our wellies to feed the hens Megan and Harry recently rescued.
from a factory farm.
I love your little designer house here.
Archie's chicken. We save animals. I saved the dog from Kentucky. I saved the
Chickens from the farm. That's all this is. This is propagandizing, right? She's a really nice person. Blah, blah, blah, blah. She's always wanted chickens. But you know, I just love rescuing. I just love rescuing.
Who says that?
Who would ever say that unless they're on TV? Shut up.
Shut up.
I think just being able to live
authentically right like this kind of stuff that's so
It's so basic, but it's really fulfilling.
and just getting back down to basics. I was thinking about it, even our wedding,
You know, three days before our wedding we got married.
No one knows that, but we called the Archbishop and we just said, "Look, this thing, this spectacle is for the world."
But we want our union between us. So like the vows that we have framed in our room are just the two of us in our backyard with the Archbishop of Canterbury. And that was the piece that-- Just the three of us. Yeah, that's the three of us. Just the three of us.
You know, the wedding was the most perfect picture...
anybody's ever seen
But through that picture that we were all seeing, behind the scenes, obviously,
There was a lot of drama going on.
And soon after your marriage, the tabloids started
offering stories that
painted a not so flattering picture
of you
in your new world. There were rumors about you being Hurricane-- Megan? I hadn't heard that. OK.
So rumors about you being a hurricane,
Megan.
for the departure of several high-profile palace staff members.
and
There was also a story, did you hear this one about,
you making Kate
Middleton Crye.
This I heard about. You heard about that? Okay. This was, that was a, that was a turning point.
That was a turning point.
Six months after Harry and Meghan's wedding, headlines began to swirl about a rift between Meghan and her sister-in-law.
the Duchess of Cambridge... Because the Duchess of Cambridge
knew exactly what she was signing up for and fulfilled her role.
You came in.
and caused a storm.
People don't like new members to organizations which cause upset.
I gave the business example earlier. Imagine you have a business. Everything's fine. It's functioning. In fact, it's the most famous and respected business in the world of its kind, as is the British royal family.
You've been around for thousands of years.
some new D-list divorcee washed up actress comes in and starts telling you how to act and what to think.
Would you be happy she is now part of your organization?
Kate Middleton. It was reported that Megan had left Kate in tears over the bride-to-be's strict demands over flower girl dresses.
The narrative with Kate, which didn't happen, was really, really difficult and something that...
I think that's when everything changed really.
You say the narrative with Kate, it didn't happen. So specifically, did you make Kate cry? No.
So where did that come from?
Thank you.
*shh*
Was there a situation where she might have cried or she could have cried? No, no, the reverse happened.
And I don't--
I didn't make her cry.
She made me cry.
Shut up, fucking bitch.
I'm a liar.
I'm a liar. Every man out there knows a ho like this.
She does something wrong. You're like, why did you do that? I didn't do that. You did that. Shut up.
Idiots say that
to be disparaging to anyone because
It was a really hard week of the wedding and she was upset about something but I
she owned it and she apologized and she brought me flowers and
a note apologizing and she did what I would do if I knew that I hurt someone, right? To just take accountability for it. What was shocking was
what was that, six, seven months after our wedding? That the reverse of that
would be out in the world. The story came out six, seven months after it actually happened. Yeah. So when you say- I would have never wanted that to come out about her.
ever, even though it had happened. I protected that from ever being out in the world. So when you say the reverse happened, explain to us what you mean.
I protected her even though she made me cry.
Invite that.
Thank you.
A few days before the wedding, she was upset about...
something
pertaining to, yes, the issue was correct about flower girl dresses. And
It made me cry.
and it really hurt my feelings. And I thought in the context of everything else that was going on in those days leading to the wedding,
that
It didn't make sense.
to not be just
doing whatever
what everyone else was doing, which was trying to be supportive, knowing what was going on with my dad and whatnot. This was a really big story.
I don't understand why she didn't do anything I wanted, everything I wanted. That's what she just said in the context of the wedding.
and what's going on with my dad and what everyone else was doing was being supportive.
I don't understand why she wouldn't do everything I wanted.
Now, I'm not going to pretend I know everything. Like I said, I'm going to be very, very fair. I don't understand why Kate would be upset about flower girl dresses.
I don't understand.
enough about the protocols of weddings or the royal family in general as to why that would matter.
But I doubt the Duchess of Cambridge.
would bother to kick up an issue over nothing. So there's obviously some kind of issue.
And what Megan is saying is,
I don't understand why she would not do everything I wanted.
That's what she's effectively saying. And she made me cry and I am the victim and I didn't tell anyone.
because I'm an angel.
story at the time that you made Kate cry. Now you're saying
You didn't make Kate cry, Kate made you cry.
So we all want to know what
would make you cry? What were you going through?
you were going through all of the anxiety that brides go through putting their wedding together.
and going through all of the issues with your father was he coming was he not coming and there was a confrontation over the
The dresses. It wasn't a confrontation, and I actually think it's
I don't think it's fair to her to get into the details of that because she apologized. And I've forgiven her, right? What was hard to get over
was being blamed for something that not only I didn't do,
but that happened to me and the people who were part of our wedding going to our comms team and saying,
I know this didn't happen.
I don't have to tell them what actually happened, but I can at least go on the record and say, "She didn't make her cry." And they were all told to say-- So all the time the stories are out there, you had made Kate cry.
you knew all along and people around you knew that that wasn't true. Everyone in the institution knew it wasn't true. So why didn't somebody just say that? It's a good question.
I'm not sharing that piece about Kate in any way to be disparaging to her. I think it's really important for people to understand the truth. But also I think a lot of it that was fed into...
by the media. And look, I would hope that she would have wanted that corrected. And maybe in the same way that the palace wouldn't let anybody else
negate it, they wouldn't let her because she's a good person.
And I think so much of what I have seen play out is this idea of polarity.
where
If you love me, you don't have to hate her.
And if you love her, you don't need to hate me.
You know, there were several stories
Smart.
That was very smart by her. Smart thing to say.
good for rapport. That's an intelligent thing to say. This is no shade at all. That was an intelligent move to make. And the reason it was an intelligent move to make is because
Kate is far more popular than she is.
If you like me, you don't have to hate her. Who likes Meghan and hates Kate?
Nobody.
And if you like Kate, you don't have to hate me.
the majority. So that was very clever.
that compared headlines written about you to those written about Kate. Since you don't read things, let me just tell you what was said. Okay. There were stories where Kate was being-- She's bracing herself there. Okay, okay, please tell me the horrible things they're gonna say about me. ...pazed for holding her baby bump. Oh, gosh, have I done it since we've been sitting down? Yes, you've been doing it the whole time.
Kate was praised for cradling her baby bump.
And the headline about you doing the same thing said, "Megan can't keep hands off her baby bump for pride or vanity."
What does it have to do with pride or vanity?
Well, I'm just telling you about the stories. OK. I hear you. There was a whole online piece about this, Kate eating avocados.
to help with morning sickness. Oh, I heard about the avocado. But you were eating avocados
And fueling murder, apparently. Wolfing down a fruit linked to water shortages, illegal deforestation, and environmental devastation.
There seems to be there was a... That's a really loaded piece of toast.
No, that is absolutely loaded. So if we're going to start discussing the fake news and the narratives they paint...
well then that's a completely different argument. And I agree with her there that those are obviously loaded
loaded articles with loaded intentions, but every single piece of news in the world is loaded, right? And she's part of liberal Hollywood, which we know is completely loaded.
And we know that all the media that comes out of liberal Hollywood is loaded with certain agendas towards Democrats, etc, etc. I don't want to go down the political route.
But that's the media.
The media is loaded. So I agree with her there. She has a point. I don't see why that's Harry's fault.
I don't see how that's the royal family's fault.
Unless they've deliberately tried to make people dislike a member of the royal family, perhaps.
We'll see what she has to say about that. But I wouldn't blame Harry for
some
22 year old uni grad reporter complaining about avocados, but maybe she does because
He's her punching bag, so we'll see. - I mean, we'll have to laugh at a certain point, because it's just ridiculous. - That's good, that's a loaded piece of toast. It's about deforestation. - Oh man. - Oh wow. So do you think there was a standard for Kate?
in general and a separate one for you? And if so, why?
Um...
I don't know why.
- Okay.
I can see now what layers were at play there.
And again, they really seem to want a narrative of...
a hero and a villain.
Yeah.
You came in as the first mixed race person to marry into the family. And did that concern you in being able to fit in?
You came in as an American. You came in as an actress. You came in as a divorcee. You came in as
as an independent,
woman, you came in as the first mixed-race person to...
marry into the family, and yours was a different story. And did that
concern you in...
being able to fit in. Did you think about that at all?
Well, I thought about it because
They made me think about it. Right? But I think at the same time now, upon reflection, thank God all of those things were true. Thank God I had that life experience. Thank God I had known the value of
working. My first job was when I was
13 at a frozen yogurt shop called Humphrey Yogart.
- -
I've always worked. I've always valued independence. I've always been outspoken, especially about women's rights. I mean, that's the sad irony of the last four years, is I've advocated for so long
for women to use their voice,
And then
I was silent.
uh
You weren't very silent. This is actually turning out to be more interesting than I thought it would be. So there's a lot of observations I'm about to blow. Let me finish what I'm going to say. Were you silent?
Or were you silenced?
the latter.
So how does that work? Were you told? Why would... but this is what she doesn't understand. She's an...
I understand her point. There was definitely a different narrative for Kate and for her.
She's saying she doesn't know why. The reason is, is because she's dislikable as an individual.
When you're a dislikable person, there's a narrative, right? There's a narrative about me on YouTube.
Because I'm dislikable. I understand it. I'm not going to sit here and be like, why do people say I'm arrogant? I get it. Right. She's so narcissistic. She doesn't understand why people would paint an error of her in a negative light. Well, it's very simple because you're an extremely arrogant individual.
You're going to sit there and say, I'm so glad I was always outspoken about women's rights.
This is the royal family.
There are certain things in the world
that when you sign up for them,
you agree to the terms and conditions. You click that box. You agree to the terms and conditions.
The tone of the public image,
was never a mouthy female.
that's never been respected,
in the royal family. In fact,
It's never been respected in the world until very recently. Well, now the world pretends it respects mouthy females. But in general, any man who's honest knows nobody likes mouthy females, especially not in the royal family.
That's not why you joined.
the royal family to be a mouthy female. Now you think what you're doing is important. And you think that, yeah, but I'm bringing change and I'm helping them change their ways. And I'm bringing light and bringing a modern fresh approach to the modern royal family.
You're a mouthy female.
and you're not needed.
Your surplus to requirements.
The royal family has very particular roles. There's no need for you.
and your opinions and your ego
And that's why the narrative of you is negative, because 99% of the world understands that. You fail to understand that because you are extremely narcissistic.
Meghan Markle.
And I know you watch my videos.
Because as discussed earlier, we know you like chocolate.
And I'm caramel, which is close enough.
Listen, you're banging the whitest dude, Mr. Ed Sheeran.
I'm definitely black enough to take a spin on you.
So I know you watch my videos, Megan. You got a bad attitude.
And if you were getting fucked right,
You wouldn't do this shit. But because Harry cannot satisfy you sexually,
It inspires you to be an egotistical evil bitch with a big mouth, like every other female on earth who doesn't get fucked right.
That's what's happening here. So I'm glad I was so independent. I was raised to be independent and be a mouthy bitch.
I'm sure that's what the Queen of England wanted from her future princess. I really hope you get some mouthy bitch from the States, some washed up actress. I really hope you get someone who won't shut the fuck up.
by the comms people or the...
I don't know, the institution? Were you told to keep silent? How were you told to handle tabloids or gossip?
"Were you told to say nothing?"
everyone from everyone in my world.
was given
very clear directive from the moment
the world knew Harry and I were dating to always say no comment. So that's my friends, my mom and dad.
And we did. I did anything they told me to do. Of course I did, because it was also through the lens of
and will protect you.
So even as things started to roll out in the media that I didn't see, but my friends would call me and say, Meg, this is...
really bad
Because I didn't see it, I'd go, don't worry, I'm being protected. I believed that.
and
And I think that was...
That was really hard to reconcile because
It was only
It was only once we were married and everything started to really worsen
that I came to understand that not only was I not being protected
but that they were willing
to lie to protect other members of the family.
but they weren't willing to tell the truth to protect me and my husband.
So are you saying you did not feel-- So she's saying the royal family, so her narrative is coming together.
I was naive.
Harry did not tell me everything. I did no research at all.
I am disliked within the royal family, and the royal family decided to ruin my reputation to save their own.
Does it turn to air if this is her story?
So you all understand.
support it.
Bye.
the
powers that be, be that the firm, the monarchy,
Thank you.
All of them.
Um...
It's hard for people to distinguish the two because it's a family business, right? So there's the family and then there's the people that are running the institution. Those are two separate things and it's important to be able to compartmentalize that because the queen, for example...
has always been
wonderful to me.
I mean, we...
had one of our first joint engagement together, she asked me to join her.
- Was this on the train?
Yeah, on the train.
And we had breakfast together that morning, and she'd given me a beautiful gift, and I just really loved being in her company. And I remember we were in the car. Can you share what the gift was, or...
Yes, she gave me some beautiful pearl earrings and a matching necklace. And...
Um...
We were in the car going between engagement
Meghan Markle is not actually a complete moron. She's exactly, she's actually very manipulative. She's smart.
She couldn't insult the Queen.
Right.
The Queen could have been horrible to her. You can't go on this interview and say the Queen was a bitch.
Because that's a nail in the coffin for you.
because that's the queen of England. So she knows how to pick her allies. She's clever.
And she has a... I love the queen.
I love the royal family.
"It's the hidden shadow figures." That's what she's gonna say. - Blanket that sits across her knees,
for warmth and it was chilly and she was like
Megan, come on and put it over my knees as well. Right? Like just moments of
And it made me think of my grandmother. She's always been warm and inviting and really welcoming. Okay, so she made you feel welcome. Yes. Did you feel welcomed by everyone? Yes.
It seemed like you and Kate at the Wimbledon game where you
We're going to watch a friend play tennis.
Was it what it--
Why did they laugh there when you said a friend played tennis?
Is there something I don't know here?
She's laughing.
Thank you.
At the Wimbledon game, when you and Kate went to watch a friend play tennis,
That was a laugh. That was a laugh like...
I've sucked dick laugh.
That's what it was, bro. You're laughing. I'm telling you, I know the game.
Okay.
Megan
Wimbledon.
Wimbledon.
Oh, it was Serena Williams.
she definitely sucked dick then because we all know what I think was anyway look like you are two sister-in-law's out there in the world
getting to know each other? Was she helping you, embracing you into the family?
helping you adjust
I think everyone
welcomed me.
and
And yeah, and when you say, was it what it looked like?
my understanding and my experience of the past four years is it's nothing like what it looks like.
It's nothing like what it looks like. I was tricked. She's sticking to her narrative. Her narrative is clear.
And I remember so often people within the firm would say,
Well, you can't do this because it'll look like that. You can't, so even, can I go and have lunch with my friends?
"No, no, no, you're oversaturated, you're everywhere, it would be best for you to not go out to lunch with your friends."
I haven't left the house and...
I mean, there was a day that one of the members of the family, she came over and she said, why don't you just lay low for a little while?
Because you are everywhere right now.
And I said,
I've left the house twice in four months.
I'm everywhere, but I am nowhere.
And from that standpoint, I continued to say to people, "I know there's an obsession with how things look,
But has anyone talked about how it feels?
Because right now, I could not feel lonelier.
Hmm.
You're not lonely with your man, you're still fucking.
What's the problem there?
Stuck in the house with Harry.
She didn't want to marry Harry, right? She wanted to be a princess. Now she's stuck in the house with Harry.
I married you to be a princess, but now I'm actually stuck in the house with you.
I get what she's saying. It's a fair point.
I'm everywhere. They're making me have to stay in the house. I want to go for lunch with friends. But this goes back to my initial point. I'm trying to be very fair here because I'm a fair guy. I don't just want to hate on her.
And yeah, that's a semi-valid point, but you've joined the royal family.
So when the royal advisors say you can't go for lunch, you're going to cry over not being able to have prawn toast with some other washed up actress?
You're a princess now.
That's what you signed up for.
You were feeling lonely even though you're Prince, you're in love, you're with him. I wasn't lonely with him. There are moments that he had to work or he had to go away.
these moments in the middle of the night,
And so,
There was...
Oprah, Oprah's doing a pretty good job. I'm not gonna hate on Oprah.
She said, well, I just said it.
You're lonely, you're with your prince.
"Oh, I wasn't lonely with him. "I was lonely 'cause I didn't see my friends." And there were moments in the middle of the night
Where's the prince in the middle of the night?
Suck his dick.
Oh, you don't want his dick, do you? We've discussed this. Sorry, we've already discussed this. She doesn't want his dick. She wants chocolate dick.
She's thinking, ah, man, if I was just at the after party of the Lakers game,
I wouldn't be lonely.
You have lots of friends, though. Very little that I was allowed to do.
And so yeah, of course that breeds loneliness when you've come from such a full life, or when you've come from freedom. I think the easiest way that now people can understand it is what we've all gone through.
in lockdown yeah well everybody can certainly relate now
in those months when I was pregnant,
all around this same time. So we have in tandem the conversation of, he won't be given security,
He's not gonna be given a title. And also concerns and conversations about how dark his skin might be when he's born.
Thank you.
What?
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's a fucking lie. That's a lie!
Bye!
Thank you.
Not many people have asked if I'm okay, but it's...
It's a very real thing to be going through behind the scenes. And the answer... Nobody's asking if I'm okay. It's very real to be a princess.
- -
There are kids getting bombed in Syria, bitch.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Now,
Because I'm a solution provider,
the more astute of you watching this will say, "Well, Andrew, what was she supposed to do? She's joined the royal family,
She's unhappy.
She was ill-informed.
Made a bad decision and she's unhappy. How does she...
come across
How does she get her point across without looking like a cunt?
Effectively.
Thank you.
The answer to that is to take some responsibility.
At no point during this interview thus far has she taken responsibility.
She was tricked.
She was naive, nobody told her, everyone went behind her back. "I thought they were being my friend, but they were evil. Poor me, poor me." Whereas what she could do if she was a decent human being is saying, "I love Harry very much."
I signed up to be a member of the Royal family.
It's an institution which is thousands of years old, which is very rooted in tradition,
which of course it should be, like all old institutions. I didn't feel up to the task.
I have absolute respect for the royal family.
But I didn't feel I could do it justice based on my own personal morals. And I thought it was best.
the I left
I'm the problem. They're not the problem. I just can't be how they want me to be.
Fine.
You don't come along and say, well, I have a big mouth and they wouldn't let me talk.
How dare they?
See the difference there? There's a very difference in narrative. If she would just own up to something,
She could say all the same points,
and look like an adult, instead of looking like a spoiled child.
Just how she currently looks. Spoiled bitch! That's what she is. The answer is, would it be fair to say not really? Okay, that's in...
really been a struggle.
Yes.
- Well, I would have to say,
in South Africa, when the reporter stopped and asked, are you OK?
And...
Oof, we all felt that. Why did that question strike such a nerve? What was going on with you?
internally at that time.
That was the last day of the tour.
You know, those tours are...
I'm sure they have beautiful pictures and it looks vibrant, and all of that is true. It's also really exhausting. So I was fried and I...
This is hard for me to get through. I went on a tour of South Africa as a princess.
treated to the best South Africa possibly has to offer because I am a royal member of the British family and
And it was so hard and I was exhausted and it was so difficult.
I went on holiday.
I went on holiday, I had to appear for photographs four times!
Unbelievable.
Poor thing, I take it all back.
How did she possibly, how could she possibly have boarded her private jet in the UK, flown to South Africa under full security and treated like a princess, literally a princess,
and have to take the old photo, how could I and everyone else not consider how tiring that would be?
That would be so tiring. Wouldn't that be tiring?
Super tiring. As a world champion combat athlete, as a four-time kickboxing world champion, I thought I understood what fatigue was. Because when I was training and working my ass off, broke as a joke, running to the gym, training, getting punched in the face, running home, and then going to work a full 12-hour shift, I thought I understood tired.
but I've never had to take photos in South Africa.
as part of a princess.
Royal Parade.
around the country.
So of course, of course she's tired.
You're insensitive. I can see on his face. He's looking how insensitive he is. He doesn't care at all, does he? Doesn't care at all.
Unbelievable.
You're a terrible person.
And you always creep out your name.
- But that's what you are.
I think it just hit me so hard because
We were making it look like everything was fine.
I could understand why people were really
surprised to see that there was pain there because we were doing our job. Our job was to
be on and to smile and so
when he asked me that,
Um...
I guess I had felt that it had never occurred to anyone that I...
that I wasn't okay and that I had really been suffering and I had known
for a long time and had been asking the institution for help for quite a long time. Help for what?
For what?
After we had gotten back from our Australia tour, which was about a year before that,
Yes.
um
And we talked about when things really started to turn, when I knew we weren't being protected. It was during that
part of my pregnancy especially that
I started to understand what our continued reality was going to look like. What kind of protection did you want?
that you
Did she answer Oprah's question?
This is what I mean. Oprah, you're better than this.
Help for what?
Well, um, pauses, thinks.
- Um, thanks.
after Australia changes the entire situation,
When I got back,
I realized
My continued reality? Blah, blah, blah, what's it gonna look like? Okay.
Help for what?
Repeat the question, because she didn't answer it. That's what I do. Okay, you went to Australia as well as South Africa. You had two holidays.
Interesting. Help for what?
Yes.
feel you didn't receive.
I mean, they...
would go on the record and negate
the most ridiculous story for anyone, right? I'm talking about
things that are super
artificial and inconsequential.
But the narrative about making Kate cry, I think, was the beginning of a real character assassination. And they knew it wasn't true.
And I thought, well, if they're not going to kill things like that, then what are we going to do?
separate from that and what was happening behind closed doors was
You know, we knew I was pregnant, we now know it's Archie, um, and it was a boy, we didn't know any of that at the time.
We can just talk about it as Archie now.
And that was when they were saying,
they didn't want him to be a prince or princess, not knowing what the gender would be, which would be
different from protocol.
and that he wasn't going to receive security.
Thank you.
Oprah needs to ask why?
So the next question, I've never seen this interview. Next logical question is why?
They're saying my child will not have security and will not be a prince or princess.
Why were they saying that? Is it because you were shitting on tradition? Is it because you were running your mouth? Is it because you were saying, I don't like the way any of this works? Well, if you don't like the way it works, then your child's not going to be a princess or prince.
Maybe she's asked for it.
So why? That's what I want to know.
What?
It was really hard.
Why? Why?
He wasn't going to receive security. Why?
This went on for the last few months of- Why?
pregnancy
where I'm going, hold on a second,
that your son and Harry, Prince Harry's son, was not going to receive security? That's right. Why?
I know. But how does that work? How does that work?
It's like, "No, no, no, because if he's not gonna be a prince, he's like, okay, well, he needs to be safe."
So we're not saying don't make him a prince or a princess, whatever it's going to be. But if you're saying the title...
is what's going to affect their protection
we haven't created this
machine around us in terms of
clickbait and tabloid fodder,
you've allowed that to happen, which means
our son needs to be safe. So how do they explain to you that your
Sun
the grandson,
uh...
the great-grandson of the queen,
is not going to have
He wasn't going to be a prince. How do they tell you that? And what reasons did they give? And then say, and so therefore you're not, you don't need protection.
Do it.
There's no explanation.
Bullshit. Lie, lie, lie. Oprah asked her. They said your son wouldn't be a prince.
Why did they say that?
There's no explanation. That is a fucking lie.
My lie detector is flawless. Nobody comes to you and says your kid will not be a prince. Because here's how the conversation goes. Hello, Megan. Your child will not be a prince, although it is protocol for your child to be a prince.
What's the first thing you say when someone says that to you?
Why?
That's your first answer. That's your first thing. Your child, which should be a prince, will not be a prince.
Why not?
It's the first thing you'd ask, right?
The reason she's saying there was no explanation is because they gave her an explanation. It's a good one.
That's what happened. She said why? They said because you got a big mouth and all you do is shit on the royal family.
And now she's gonna sit there and go, "There was no explanation." That is a lie!
That is a lie.
Do you know how many women have tried to lie to me?
You cannot lie to me. That was a fucking lie. All the real G's out here know that's a lie. If it, Judge Judy is the smartest female on the planet.
I say women aren't that smart. Judge Judy's a genius. And she says something I like. If it doesn't make sense, it didn't happen.
Judge Judy.
That doesn't make sense. They told you your child would not be protected and not be a prince and you didn't ask why and no one gave an explanation. That doesn't make sense.
LIAR!
She's a liar. That's her first most obvious lie. Up until this point she's manipulated.
Up until this point, she's been very clever with how she's bent the truth,
how she's portrayed certain facts
She's lied by omission.
meaning she's missed out key details of situations, which is effectively a lie. But this is her first blunt lie because she was told why.
and she's pretending she wasn't.
lie.
Liar, Meghan Markle. I know you're still watching this.
Don't worry, I'm still gonna fuck you.
Cause I just want to tell my boys,
but you're a fucking liar.
You're a liar, bitch.
I'm gonna smack the shit out of you. - There's no version, I mean, that's the other piece of it. - Who tells you that?
I heard a lot of it through Harry and then other parts of it through conversations with
family members. Um, and it was a decision that they felt was appropriate. Um,
And I thought, well,
Was the title, was him being called a prince?
Archie being called the Prince, was that important to you?
- Thank you.
if it meant he was going to be safe, then of course, all the grandeur surrounding this stuff is an attachment that I don't personally have, right? I've been a
waitress and actress, princess and duchess have always just still been Megan, right? So for me, I'm
clear on who I am independent of that stuff and the most important title I will ever have is mom. I know that.
Um...
but the idea of our son not being safe
and also the idea of the first...
member of color in this family.
We all knew it was coming.
is to get a jail-free card of the modern world.
Isn't it?
I did everything wrong.
but it's because I'm a little bit brown.
Megan, you're lighter than me. Look at her face. She's white. She's basically white. She's lighter than me. Megan, no one looks at you and thinks black girl. Nobody. Don't try the black person card. If you're black and you're watching this, you should be very offended that this
light-skinned woman is gonna try and play the black card.
I was victimized because I am a Negro. Look at your straight hair. Shut up.
You ain't black. Be quiet. I want to see her season some chicken.
If you're so black, season me some chicken, bitch. And when it comes back,
PASELESS!
BLAB! Then we will know, we'll know conclusively
You ain't black. Stop saying it.
Liar! You're a liar! And now she's adding race. Because what happened is Oprah was starting to dig a bit.
She told her front old lie and Oprah questioned her very subtly.
But who said that? Why were they saying that? And Megan saw herself getting cornered in her lie. She's told a lie and she's starting to get cornered.
So when you get cornered, you bring out the big guns. You're getting cornered. Shit, shit, shit. Race!
- Pow, race, race! Whoa, stop, race!
Let's change the subject. Let's move it in a different direction, you caught me.
"Race, look at my skin, look at my pigment."
I'm a tiny bit brown.
Shut up.
Shut up! Not being titled in the same way.
that other
grandchildren would be.
The other piece of that conversation is there's a convention, I don't know if it's George V or George VI convention that's
When you're the grandchild of the monarch,
So when Harry's dad becomes king, automatically,
Archie and our next baby would become prince or princess or whatever they're going to be. So for you it's about protection and safety.
not so much as what the title
- That's a huge piece of it, but I mean, but the-- - And that having the title gives you the safety and protection. - Yeah, but also it's not their right to take it away. - Yeah. - Right? And so I think even with that convention I'm talking about, while I was pregnant, they said they want-- - Why did they take it away? This is the-- Oprah, come on. Why? Dig, damn it. She's lying to you. Why?
It's not the right to take it away. I agree with you, it's not the right to take it away. Why did they take it away? Why? They must have told you someone at some point in years you were in the royal family must have told you why.
Why?
Don't let this bitch off too easy! I'm gonna change the convention.
for Archie.
Why?
Did you get an answer? No. So she's asking! Why? And no one told me why. Liar!
Liar, liar, pants on.
You don't have an answer. No. You know, we had heard the world, those of us out here reading the things or hearing the things, that it was you and Harry.
who didn't want
Archie to have a Prince title.
Doesn't that sound a lot more realistic?
Genuinely, doesn't that sound more realistic? Doesn't that sound more realistic that this entitled bitch, who's in charge of her man, said, "Oh, we don't want our kid to be a royal, because we don't like you royals."
And they said, well, if you're not going to be a royal, you're not going to get protection.
Oh, but no, we want protection. You just said you didn't want to be a royal.
We know they don't want to be royals because they fucking laughed. So why would they want their kids to be something they don't want to be?
Doesn't it sound more logical that this entitled bimbo and her husband said, we don't want our kid to be...
a prince and they said well then you're not going to get protection then her say they said he couldn't be a prince and didn't say why
Which makes more sense? Because remember, if it doesn't make sense, it didn't happen.
Usually water flows downstream. This is how the world works. And the most logical conclusion is usually obviously correct. Right? It's 99.9% of life.
What was more likely?
That's how the world works.
It is far more likely that you
said, "I don't want my kid to be a royal, run in your mouth." And then you found out there was a consequence to that, lack of security.
And then started to bitch about it.
Then, them tell you, without reason, they're going to break royal protocol and not make the queen's great-grandson a prince.
That doesn't make sense.
She's fucking lying.
Liar.
So you're telling me that is not true? No, and it's not our decision to make.
Right? Even though I have a lot of
clarity on what comes with the titles
good and bad.
and from my experience, a lot of pain.
Even though I know the title is full of pain,
It's not up to me. So now she's admitting on top of that. She's saying, I don't want him to be, I didn't want him to be one. It's full of pain. She's admitting. She's basically admitting it.
I didn't want my son to be a royal. They told me you couldn't have protection. So I started crying my eyes out about it because I'm a fucking hypocritical bitch. And I want him to have protection without being a royal because I want the best of both worlds because I'm a D-list actress.
I again wouldn't wish pain on my child, but that is...
their birthright to then make a choice about. Okay, so it feels to me like
things started to change when you
And Harry,
decided that you were not going to take the picture that had been a part of the tradition for years. Oprah, there's so much more digging there, man.
You know she's lying to you. And... We weren't asked to take a picture. That's also part of the spin that was really damaging. I thought...
Can you just tell them the truth?
Can you say to the world, "You're not giving him a title?"
and we want to keep him safe,
and that if he's not a prince, then it's not part of the tradition.
Just tell people and then they'll understand.
But they wouldn't do that. But you both obviously were aware that that had been a part of the tradition.
And was there a specific reason why
you didn't want to be a part of that tradition.
I think
many people interpreted that as you were...
- Stubborn. - Both saying, we're gonna do things our way. - Yeah, stubborn. - We're gonna do things in a different way. - Stubborn. - That's not it at all. I mean, I think what was really hard
So picture now that you know what's going on behind the scenes, right?
There was a lot of fear surrounding it. I was very scared of having to offer up our baby
knowing that they weren't going to be kept safe. - You certainly must
Okay, I'm going to stay calm. That's the second lie. I don't want to go into too much. That's the second fucking lie.
You're supposed to do, you're supposed to take a picture, you and you, the prince, the baby, outside the hospital. You're saying you won't do that. You're saying that's not because you're a stubborn bitch. You're saying that's because you want to keep the baby safe.
Because they're going to recognize the baby in 15 years, are they?
Can you recognize someone 15 years after? Because all babies look the fucking same.
If someone's trying to assassinate the royal baby, they're going to try and assassinate the royal baby not based on looks, based on where he is and who he's with.
They're not gonna bust in. They're not gonna break in. Imagine someone breaking into Harry's.
and Meghan's bedroom in the middle of the night.
Harry hides under the bed, starts crying his eyes out.
Megan stands there like, who are you? Shut up, bitch. I'm here to assassinate the baby.
Goes over to the baby and goes...
Does that look like the baby in the newspaper?
Nah, it's not him.
This must be some other baby. There's some other baby in the Buckingham Palace with Harry and Meghan.
What the fuck? What are you talking about?
But this is the thing though, my bullshit detector is flawless.
People let this kind of bullshit slide. That doesn't make sense. You're not protecting a baby by not allowing him to take a picture of a baby blanket.
You never see the baby's face. It's you with a blanket. I recognize that blanket. Kill that baby. Shut up.
Liar! I think many people interpreted that as you were...
both saying we're gonna do things our way and
Who?
Who is having that conversation?
with you.
with Harry about it and have your own suspicions as-- A title.
and we want to keep him safe, and that if he's not a prince then it's not part of the tradition,
Just tell people and then they'll understand.
But they wouldn't do that. But you were, you both obviously were aware that that had been a part of the tradition.
And was there a specific reason why
you didn't want to be a part of that tradition.
I think
Many people interpreted that as you were--
both saying we're going to do things our way, or we're going to do things in a different way. That's not it at all. I mean, I think what was really hard
So picture now that you know what's going on behind the scenes, right?
I'm not being insensitive here. Now you know what was going on behind the scenes.
Not really. I mean, what has she said that's so devastating? What's been going on behind the scenes?
You've run your mouth.
People genuinely dislike you.
the population and the royal family.
What's been going on behind the scenes? Okay, you had to stay in your house because you're a disagreeable bitch and every time you see it in public you say something wrong.
you didn't enjoy your holidays.
Okay.
What's been going on behind the scenes? I mean, she's trying to make you victimize herself, right? Now you understand what was happening to me
No.
I'm sorry. Stop there, Megan. I do not understand what's been happening to you.
Please repeat to me, tell me why your life was so terrible to the point where you thought your child does not, should not be involved with the royal family.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Nobody gets it.
That's why everyone hates you, Megan. That's why nobody likes you, Megan. - There was a lot of fear surrounding it. I was very scared of having to offer up our baby, knowing that they weren't going to be kept safe.
- You certainly must have had some conversations with Harry about it and have your own suspicions as to why
they didn't want to make
Archie.
a prince.
What are those thoughts?
Why do you think that is?
There's the setup.
Set up for the race car.
Think it's because of his race?
I've been in this game too long, man.
And I know that's a loaded question, but...
but I can give you an honest answer.
that
in those months when I was pregnant,
all around this same time.
So we have in tandem the conversation of he won't be given security,
It's not gonna be given a title.
and also
concerns and conversations about how dark his skin might be when he's born. Bullshit!
Bullshit. Do you know why I know that's bullshit?
Megan, because you are not black, Megan.
You are not black. You're barely brown. I would consider you looking Spanish, Mediterranean, maybe at push.
That motherfucker's white as snow. That's gonna be a white baby.
Anyone who understands genetics knows it's gonna be a white baby. You have to be a fool to be sitting there going, "Ooh, you see Meghan? This baby's gonna come out dark as night." What the fuck are you talking about? No one on Earth thought that! No on Earth would look at Prince Harry's pasty ass!
This chick with the tiniest smidgen of melanin and say, "That's gonna be a black baby."
Nobody, nobody thought that. That's gonna be a white baby. I've never seen this baby, Archie.
I'm about to Google up this baby.
Maybe Google's about to prove me wrong. I've never seen this baby in my life. Archie.
Royal Archie Harrison Windsor. This is him.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Is that a black baby to you?
How black is that baby?
I've seen snowstorms darker than this.
That's a white baby. We all knew it was going to be a white baby.
Maybe you were concerned, Megan, because you were still dicking one of the NBA stars on the slide.
Maybe it was that one.
That was a white baby and everyone knew it was going to be white. Shut up. No one in the royal family is sitting around going, ooh, Prince Harry, he's going to have black kids.
You're a liar!
You're a liar.
And you're just coming out with the most provocative shit you can now because the only time you get let off is
The only fucking slack you're caught for your lives is when you mention race.
So you're going to stick to it. Race, race, race. They said my baby will be black. Nobody said that.
Shut up.
You're just poking. This is with George Floyd and the protests and Trump and all this stuff. This is the number one subject right now. If you can poke that subject, you can get out of jail free. So get a jail free card.
If I was black and I had suffered at the hands of genuine racism, I would be furious at Megan.
Who are you to use our genuine struggle?
as a princess of the royal family to pretend your life's been hard.
That is insulting.
Any black person who sees this should be mad.
But because we talked about narratives in the media, the narratives she complained about, the narratives in the media say that as soon as racism is involved, you're an innocent victim, right? So black people are going to watch this and go, yeah, and black people are going to stick up for her.
Well, that's dumb. If you're a black and you're not a moron, you should be very offended by what's happening in front of you right now.
'Cause she's lying and she's using the pain of genuine racism, which does exist somewhere in the world,
To pretend her life as a member of the royal family has been difficult with her white baby?
Season my chicken, bitch. You're a fucking liar.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- What? - Oprah. Oh my God. They didn't say that, Oprah! - And? - Who is having that conversation? - Who? Yeah, who? I don't want to say names. - With you. - I don't want to say names.
Who?
Who am I gonna say name? What?
So, um...
There is a conversation. Hold up. Hold up. There's several conversations. There's a conversation
with you
with Harry.
about
how dark your baby is going to be.
potentially and what that would mean or look like.
Who? Who said that? And you're not going to tell me who had the conversation?
I think that would be very damaging to them.
Thank you.
Oops!
Stupid bitch.
Stupid bitch! Shut up!
What's stupid about all of this? Let's imagine that conversation took place, right? Let's imagine she's saying there was a conversation about the skin color of the baby.
Let's imagine in the fantasy world it took place.
I'm going to imagine it was...
Okay.
Let's imagine Kate walked in and said, "You know what? Oh, you have such lovely dark hair and he has ginger hair. I wonder if he'll have dark hair or ginger hair?"
fairly innocent.
until you add the racism card in. She's concerned that our baby will look dark.
Self-victimization is what narcissists do, because she's a narcissist.
It could have been something as innocent as that.
I mean, I don't know if they sat her down at the round table in front of fucking King Arthur and the rest of the fuckers and said, you better not have no black babies, Megan.
No black babies, Megan. Harry.
I know you got a big black ding dong. Don't be ready to know black babies.
Fucking liar. Shut up. Even if the conversation took place, which it did not, it was certainly innocent. She's playing the race card. She's played every card she can. I'm the victim. They sent me to South Africa on holiday.
*laughs*
I had to take pictures in the South Africa.
Season my chicken, bitch. Megan, when I'm done fucking you, you are seasoning my chicken. I'm gonna finish with you.
I'll give you a brown baby. You want a black baby? You want the royals to be pissed? I'll give you something brown.
But first you're gonna cook me some fucking chicken.
bitch. Okay.
- Thank you.
So how does one have that meaning? That was relayed to me from Harry. Those were conversations that
family had with him.
And I think, um,
Whoa.
it was really hard to be able to see those as compartmentalized conversations. - Because they were concerned that if he were to...
brown
that that would be a problem? Are you saying that?
I wasn't able to follow up with why, but that, if that's the assumption you're making, I think that feels like a pretty safe one.
which was really hard to understand, right, especially when
Look, the Commonwealth is a huge part of...
the monarchy and
I lived in Canada, which is a commonwealth country, for seven years. But it wasn't until Harry and I were together that we started to
I would say 60, 70% of which is people of color, right? And growing up as a woman of color, as a little girl of color,
I know. Megan!
You are white.
Nobody is going to see you in Harlem and go, yeah, sister.
Nobody. You are as white as snow. Shut up.
This is annoying me. I don't even play the race card and I'm blacker than her. The black in me is pissed.
There's people out there dealing with racism. If you're watching this, please.
If you're of any person of color and you've ever experienced any kind of racism, stop sticking up for this bitch saying the royal family were racist against her. No! She's using your pain as an excuse.
She's a liar.
She is white. Look at this. Look at her face.
Please put a picture of her face. She's fucking white.
Why is this a revelation for me? Why has no one come along and said, Meghann?
Shut up, you ain't black.
Un-fucking-believable.
Unbelievable. You are white.
and you're giving birth to white babies.
I know how you want to see someone who looks like you in certain positions. Obviously. Even Archie, like we read these books and now he's been, there's one line and one that goes,
If you can see it, you can be it.
And he goes, "You can bear it."
And I think about that so often, especially in the context of
these young girls, but even grown women and men who...
when I would meet them in our time in the Commonwealth, how much it meant to them.
to be able to see someone who looks like them.
You do not look like those African chicks you were just dancing with, Megan. You really don't.
I don't want to keep harping on, it's getting a bit boring now.
Do you look in the mirror and see yourself looking like them African chicks? We can do a side-by-side. It's just crazy.
This bitch has just lost her fucking mind.
in this position, and I could never understand how it wouldn't be seen as
an added benefit
You're not black. And a reflection of the world. You're not black. Today.
at all times, but especially right now... You're not black. ...to go, "How inclusive is that, that you can see someone who looks like you in this..." You're not black. ...much less one who's born into it. You're not black. What was actually going on? Fuck you. Almost unsurvivable?
Sounds like there was a breaking point. Where's the cup now? I want to see Harry.
I want to hear what the cuck has to say.
We've heard enough from fucking Queen Latifah. Let's see the fucking...
Let's get Harry on board. That's who he has to say. When Meghan joined the royal family in 2018, she became the target of unrelenting, pervasive attacks.
racist abuse online aimed at Meghan Markle. They were undeniable racist
overtones.
This stands apart from the kind of coverage we've seen of any other royal. There was constant criticism, blatant sexist racist remarks by British tabloids and internet trolls.
We have seen you.
seen the racism
to play out in real time. - Referring to her as straight out of Compton.
The Daily Onslaught.
Straight out of Compton.
Straight out of Compton. Beautiful.
But you know what? This is the thing, though. She's going to sit and go, everyone's racist to me. Well, if you're going to play the race card, people are going to be racist, right? If you're going to start calling yourself black, people will make fun of you for it.
If you didn't call yourself black, no one would have called you black, Megan. You set that shit up.
by saying, "I'm a person of color." So they say, "Oh, a person of color, "that's why you run your mouth." And they start getting racist, saying that black people run their mouths, whatever.
You set that up.
The vitriol and condemnation from the UK press became overwhelming and in Megan's words almost unsurvivable.
track.
You said,
in a podcast that it became almost unsurvivable.
And that struck me because it sounds like
you were in some kind of mental trouble what was actually going on
almost unsurvivable.
sounds like there was a breaking point
Yeah, there was.
I just didn't see a solution.
I would sit up at night and I was just like, I don't understand how all of this is being churned out. And again, I wasn't seeing it, but it's almost worse when you
Thank you.
feel it through the expression of
my mom or my friends or them calling me crying just like Meg.
They're not protecting you.
And I realized that
It was all
happening just because I was breathing.
- Well...
And
I'm sure it's your breathing that really upset them, Megan.
I'm sure it has nothing to do with your personality or your character or your complete disrespect for tradition. I'm sure it's the fact that you use oxygen, the fact that you inhale oxygen and you need it.
to live is the reason they were very upset. I don't think any other member of the royal family breathes, do they?
No, it's just her.
That's why she's yodling out. It's because she was breathing.
If she would have just stopped breathing, it would have been fine.
Shut up.
Look, I was really ashamed to say it at the time.
and ashamed to have to admit it to Harry especially.
um
because I know how much loss he suffered.
But I knew that if I didn't,
Say it.
that I would do it. And I just didn't...
Do what? She said she didn't kill herself? Is that the new get out of jail card? 'Cause she's a victim, right? They were racist against me and I was gonna kill myself, but it's hard to yell at someone who just admitted that I was almost suicidal. So now it's very hard to give her pervasive
difficult questions.
It's very hard for Oprah to sit there and say, well, you were being a baby. If you say, well, I was going to kill myself. Now you have to be like, oh.
Poor baby.
Oh, South Africa.
holiday.
I just don't want to be alive anymore.
Oh, poor Megan. She was a princess and she didn't want to be alive anymore.
That's not arrogant and narcissistic. That's not self-centered at all. No, poor Megan.
I feel terrible.
How do you sleep at night?
- Don't you feel bad for what's happened to Meghan? I feel terrible for what's happened to Meghan. I mean, think of all the things that's happened to her. She married into the royal family, she ran her mouth, nobody liked her.
And now she's fucking on Oprah, living in L.A. as a millionaire.
Unbelievable, poor Megan, she has chickens.
Poor Megan has to go and deal with the chickens. She's got a black baby.
Baby's black, dark as night.
Unbelievable. - Another class, breathing. - Yep, she's breathing. She has to breathe.
She has to breathe all day, every day. She breathes at night. Even when she was asleep, she has to breathe.
Poor Megan.
- Poor Megan. - It's real.
and frightening.
constant thought.
And I remember...
I remember how he just cradled me and I was
-
I went to the institution.
And I said that I needed to go somewhere to get help. So that I've never felt this way before, and I need to go somewhere
And I was told that I couldn't, that it wouldn't be good for the institution.
.
You join the royal family.
You acted inappropriately.
Nobody liked you.
You then said to the War family, I need to go to a psych ward.
They obviously said, "Well, that's gonna look bad in the royal family, isn't it? You spoiled bitch. Because your life's fine. You don't need a psych ward."
They wouldn't let me go get the help I needed because I was suicidal because I had to breathe.
Thank you.
and I called
So the institution is never a person, or is it a series of people? No, it's a person. It's a person. It's several people, but I went to one of the most senior people to get help.
And that, you know, I share this because...
There are so many people who
are afraid to voice that they need help. Yeah, there's so many people who are afraid to voice. There's so many people who are princesses.
for the Britt Schroyle family.
who are afraid to voice all the help they need.
That happens, I mean, that must have happened to you. How many times have it happened to you?
At least five times. Yeah, it happens to me every week.
It's hard.
I get it. I get it, Megan. She's so compassionate to think of other people in her deep, you know, when she's deep down, desperate, you know,
the absolute bottom, in the darkest of the dark, she's considering suicide, and all she's thinking of all those other princesses,
who had to go to South Africa.
She's a really kind, compassionate person.
The image she's portraying here is of pure compassion and selflessness.
Mm-hmm.
But I knew that if I didn't,
Say it.
that I would do it and I just didn't,
I just didn't want to be alive anymore.
And that was a very,
clear
and real,
and frightening,
constant thought.
And I remember...
I remember how he just
cradled me and I was
-
I went to the institution.
and I said that I needed to go somewhere to get help,
I said that I've never felt this way before, and I need to go somewhere.
and I was told that I couldn't, that it wouldn't be good for the institution.
And I called...
So the institution is never a person or is it a series of people? No, it's a person. It's a person. It's several people, but I went to one of the most senior people just to
to get help.
And that, you know, I share this because
There are so many people who
are afraid to voice that they need help. And I know personally how hard it is to not just voice it, but when you voice it, to be told no.
And so I went to Human Resources
And I said, I just really,
I need help because in my old job there was a union and they would protect me and I remember this conversation like it was yesterday because I
They said...
my heart goes out to you because I see
how bad it is, but there's nothing we can do to protect you because you're not a paid employee of the institution.
Mm-hmm.
This wasn't a choice.
This was emails and begging for help, saying very specifically,
I am concerned for my mental welfare.
people going oh yes yes it's disproportionately terrible what we see out there to anyone else but
nothing was ever done.
So we had to find a solution.
Wow.
I don't want to be alive anymore. That's
that
I thought it would have solved everything for everyone, right? So were you--
It would have solved everything for everyone if I just killed myself.
I'm so selfless.
I'm so selfless, I only think about others. I don't value myself at all, I value others. I mean, I won't bend my knee to meet the queen without an issue.
"but I'm still a very selfless person. "I won't bend my knee the first time I meet the queen, "but I'll kill myself if you want.
Shut up.
Thank you.
thinking of harming yourself? Were you having suicidal thoughts?
Yes.
This was very, very clear.
Wow.
very clear and very scary and you know I didn't know who to even
turn to in that. And one of the people that I reached out to who's continued to be a friend and confidant was
one of
my husband's mom's best friends, one of Diana's best friends,
because it's like who else could understand
WHAT'S --
what it's actually like on the inside.
Did you ever think about
going to a hospital or is that possible that you can check yourself in someplace? No, that's what I was asking to do. Yeah.
"You can't just do that." I couldn't, you know,
call an Uber,
to the palace. - Yeah. - You couldn't just go. You couldn't...
I mean, you have to understand as well, it's when I joined that family,
That was the last time until we came here
that I saw my passport, my driver's license, my keys.
All that.
gets turned over. I didn't see any of that anymore. Well, the way you're describing this, it's like you
were trapped and couldn't get
help even though
You're on the verge of suicide. That's what you are describing. That's what I'm hearing. Yes.
And that would be an accurate interpretation.
Yes. That's the truth. That's the truth. You know, and if you think about
It was...
one of the things that
it still haunts me is this photograph that
Someone had sent me
we had to go to an official event.
We had to go to this event.
at the Royal Albert Hall
- Thank you.
And a friend said, "I know you don't look at pictures, but oh my God, you guys look so great." And sent it to me and I zoomed in and what I saw was the truth of what that moment was. Because right before we had to leave for that,
I had just had that conversation with Harry
that morning, and it was the next day that I talked to the institution. JUDY WOODRUFF: You had the conversation, "I don't want to be alive anymore"?
Oof.
No, and it was...
It wasn't even, I don't-- - Jokes aside, the self victimization here, it's off the charts.
It's off the charts. Is she expecting, is she so narcissistic that she expects by telling people
that as the princess of the royal family, after running her mouth, a few bad things were said about her in the newspapers, and she wanted to kill herself, and we're supposed to feel sorry for her?
Does she think people watch this and they feel sorry for her? Megan, do you think people feel sorry for you?
Is that what you think is happening in this exchange? That people are gonna be like, wow.
Poor Megan. Does she actually believe that's what she's doing? Does she think she's that conniving that she's got the public going...
Damn.
Poor Megan.
You want it was like
these are the thoughts that I'm having in the middle of the night that are very clear. And I'm scared because this is very real. This isn't some abstract idea. This is,
methodical,
and this is not who I am,
But we had to go to this event and I remember him saying, I don't think you can go. And I said, I can't be left alone.
because you were afraid of what you might do to yourself?
And we went.
And that picture, if you zoom in, what I see is...
is how tightly his knuckles are gripped around mine. You can see the whites of our knuckles because we are- Because you're both white.
That's why.
smiling and doing our job.
but we're both just trying to hold on and every time that those lights went down in that royal box
I was just weeping.
And he was gripping my hand and then it was...
Okay, and our mission's coming.
The lights are about to come on.
Everyone's looking at us again, and you have to just be on again. Yeah, and
Um...
And that's, I think, so important for people to remember, is you have no idea what's going on for someone behind closed doors. You have no idea.
Even the people that
smile the biggest smiles and shine the brightest lights.
it seems.
to have compassion for what's actually
potentially going on. - Yup.
Side note for everyone watching my channel, she's right. Some of you have no idea what's going on. I know I come on Tate's speech, I look like this arrogant, happy dude with millions of dollars, I'm just fucking all this pussy, running around in supercars, etc.
I know my life looks perfect, but sometimes you don't have any idea what's really going on.
Deep inside. You know, sometimes deep in the middle of the night I wake up.
There's a bitch here, there's a bitch here.
And I look in the mirror and I think, Andrew,
Well, that's fantastic. I ain't gonna lie. The public is looking at you and... No, but okay, I made a joke of it, but...
Thank you.
I don't like this. I don't want to diverge because I've already spoken about suicide and mental health a lot on my channel. I don't want to diverge into another subject.
But the idea that mental health is something that you can't help and that it's just something that happens to you and you have to just suffer with it, I don't believe.
You're living a privileged life. It's impossible to deny that as a princess, you are living a privileged life. You are a princess of the British Royal Family. Your life is privileged.
For you to still pretend your life is difficult requires self-centeredness,
It requires narcissism.
No intelligent...
normal human
as the princess of the royal family could sit and go okay my life's basically perfect
I'm looked after in every way.
The Sun newspaper says something bad on page 16, but no one reads that anyway.
Who's gonna actually pretend their life is difficult in that position, besides someone who is so self-centered and so narcissistic,
that the idea of their own shortcomings being pointed out to them
is devastating to them.
That's just narcissism. You had no reason to be sad.
You're a princess. And you're trying to tell everyone you had this amazing reason to be sad. I still haven't heard it.
You went to South Africa, you had to smile. You went to the Royal Albert Howell.
The Royal Albert Hall, and you had to smile.
.
When the lights are off, you didn't smile. When the lights are on, you had to smile. Shit.
Damn.
Let me assure all of my viewers
I'm as happy as I come across. I'm fucking fine.
I'm fine.
Because I'm not such a narcissistic, self-centered dweeb. Not going to be like, oh, someone on YouTube said something bad about me. I'm sure lots of people insult me all the time. I don't watch it. I don't care.
This person is just a narcissist.
She is a narcissist.
to think that you earlier in the day
had
said to Harry that he didn't want to be alive anymore. - Yeah, and just hours before, just sitting on the steps in our cottage,
Oh.
just sitting there and
and then going, "Okay, well, go upstairs and
put your makeup bag in your sink and try to pull yourself together. Well nobody should have to go through that. And you know Harry and I are working on this mental health series for Apple. And we, yeah, so we, we, we hear a lot of these stories.
Nobody should have to go through that. It takes so much courage to admit that you need help.
It takes so much courage to voice that.
She's smart, Megan. Before this interview, she said, as long as I touch on mental health, as long as I say how brave I was, as long as I touch on the race card, as long as I touch on certain key subjects, they will have to view me as a victim.
That was her plan. No matter what she asks me, as long as I say how brave I was and how hard I was trying because of my mental health and the racism from the outside and my mental health and the racism, it's going to be very, very hard to pin me down and tell the truth of my story, which is I'm a self-centered, entitled brat.
but I'm a professional.
and I see through all of it.
And I hope all of the people watching this can also see through all of it.
with my brilliant,
11 out of 10 narration and perceptions
I'm perspicacious.
"I see what you're trying to do, Meghan Markle. You had no reason to be suicidal on any level.
Your sob story.
literally consists of smiling in South Africa
and smiling the royal ombar hall, and being forced to breathe.
That is your sob story.
It's a joke.
It's a joke. For the same reason, black people should be offended by her attempt at the race card. People who have gone through genuine struggle should be offended at her attempt at the mental health card.
There are people out there who have lost their entire families in car crashes.
their wife and all their children at once
and they were dealing with the thoughts of suicide.
and you're gonna compare,
Being a princess and being asked to perform the odd royal duty to a month in which you go to a prestigious event and smile and do not come across like an entitled self-centered cunt.
You're going to pretend that experience is the same as someone losing their entire family?
And you want to talk about mental health? And you expect people to feel sorry for you?
Unbelievable!
It's disgusting. This isn't even a joke.
What she's doing here is manipulative, but it's not harmlessly manipulative.
This is harmful.
Anyone who's had genuine mental struggle should be disgusted by what they're seeing.
Anyone who's dealt with genuine racism should be disgusted by what they're seeing.
She's a disgusting person.
I don't want to put more on my husband's shoulders. He's carrying the weight of the world. I don't want to bring that to him. I bring solutions.
Mm-hmm.
to admit that you need help to admit how dark of a place you're in.
Well, how do you feel about the palace hearing you speak?
your truth today. Are you afraid of a backlash or a fair reaction?
I've got a plate of bacon here.
Why? Because
I'm rich, rich, right?
I remember being young thinking, when I'm old and I'm rich, I'm just going to live on bacon. Because every time I want bacon, I get two little pieces of bacon and a bunch of other crap on the plate.
Now I eat like 10 packs of bacon a day.
Because I'm a baller.
Thank you.
I mean, I think...
I'm not going to live my life in fear.
You know, I think so much of it is
said with an understanding of
just truth. - Mm-hmm. - But I-- - I'm just telling the truth.
So am I. I'm sitting here eating bacon, calling you a hoe.
I'm just telling the truth.
Meghan Markle. You know the thing about Meghan is she's the kind of girl who loves being called a hoe.
I'm not a hoe. I'm a feminist. I'm not a hoe. I stand up for women's rights. Put her on her knees. Put a dick in her mouth and say, you're a fucking slut.
spit all over her face when she sucks her cock. I am a slut, yeah. She fucking loves it. She fucking loves it. I know a hoe when I see one.
She'll love it when I call her a hoe. - I think to answer your question,
Thank you.
- Bacon power. - I don't know. - Some bacon dick bitch. - How they could expect that after all of this time,
we would still just be silent if there is an active role
that the firm is playing
in perpetuating
falsehoods about us. That at a certain point, you guys, someone just tell the truth.
and if that comes with risk of losing things, I mean, I've,
I've lost.
there's a lot that's been lost already.
And I grieve a lot. I mean, I've lost my father. I lost a baby.
It nearly lost my name. I mean, there's the loss of like...
I'm going to have lost my name.
Is that when they told her she had to change her last name? She want to change her last name? You're marrying into the royal family, you don't want to change your last name? Every woman should take a man's last name anyway. This is my personal view. Why else you marrying a guy?
You should take his last name.
If you're like, well, I want to keep my last name, then don't marry me.
And now,
You think when you're marrying into the most prestigious royal family on the planet,
you shouldn't have to give up your last name.
and you think that makes you look like a strong, entitled woman,
and not a self-entitled cunt.
then you have a strange perception of the world.
Because if you had any honor, any dignity,
Any degree of humbleness as an individual, you'd say, I'm married to a royal family. I must take the name.
I'm a woman anyway.
I nearly gave up my name.
You look like a dickhead, Megan. You look like an idiot.
"Megan, you look like an idiot."
Identity.
But I'm still standing. And my... Very brave. For people in the takeaway from this is to...
know that there's another side,
Mm-hmm.
to know that
life is worth living. Okay.
Thank you.
- Yeah.
I hope from the end of this interview they realize life's worth living.
I've never been suicidal before in my life, but if this continues, how far are we?
Oh my God.
36 more minutes of this bitch. I'm so glad you see that now. I
We are going to take a break, y'all. And...
Harry's going to join us. We'll be right back with Harry.
She really thinks she did good. - So when I asked you this, why did you leave? The simplest answer is,
Did you blindside the Queen?
Bye.
We'll see what Harry has to say.
Here's where it can get really interesting. The dynamic between Meghan and Harry is going to be very interesting.
So the prince has arrived.
Now,
Princes of old.
would ride into battle on the top.
Might and Steens.
and behead their enemies.
Underneath the blazing sun.
This pussy hole.
just sitting next to his wife, and let's see if he has the balls to even speak up.
Hi, hello, thanks for joining us. Thanks for having me. You've been watching on the side. Yes, I saw it. Yes. I want to say first of all, let's say
Congratulations! Thank you. For the new addition to your family.
Megan said she wanted to wait until you were here.
to tell us, is it a boy?
Or is it a girl?
You can tell it. - I'm not good for it. - No. - It's a girl.
*Bell rings* Oh yeah. You could have a dope.
Thank you.
I don't want to do the body language breakdown, but please rewind five seconds and look at
Harry's blood language. He's just told us all we need to know about
Prince Harry right there.
Congratulations!
for the new addition to your family.
Megan said she wanted to wait until you were here to tell us, is it a boy?
Or is it a girl?
You can tell her. No, I can't for it. No, no.
Let's go.
- - Oh, my God. You could have had a daughter. Wow. - That's a girl. - When you realized that and saw it on the ultrasound, what... - What was wrong? - First stop.
Amazing.
just
Grateful life.
Any, to have any child, any one or any two would have been amazing but to have
a boy and then a gull
And what more can you ask for? This is the first time I've ever actually seen or heard Prince Harry speak. I understand he was supposedly in the military and was a tough guy and stuff, but...
We all knew that was a lie, right? Like, Prince Harry, he was in Afghanistan. Yeah, I'm sure Prince Harry was on the front lines.
I'm sure they sent him out clearing landmines. It wasn't like just a photo op somewhere behind the back in the base. Like, he didn't do anything for real, obviously. He's a member of the royal family, as he shouldn't.
But the idea that he was a military man, he didn't do shit.
He was a photo op, just like his photo op in South Africa. It's not a big deal. So this is my actual first time analyzing Harry as an individual. I've never seen him speak. I've never heard him speak.
His little body language thing earlier about the girl.
I don't want to give the very basic body language cues. A lot of people are already talking about how her hand is above his...
This is basic body language stuff. I don't want to...
patronize you individuals. You're watching Tate's speech. We go deeper than the other losers. Let them all talk about, "His hand is in her hand is below." We're talking about,
genuine manipulation tactics. But yeah, from what I've seen so far, he lives in the shadow of
his brother.
and the shadow of the royal family. He doesn't seem like a particularly confident, outspoken, loud individual. He does seem like he's quite small and shallow.
And I also think, and we'll wrap up on this at the end, but his older brother has a large part to play in this because his older brother should have whooped his ass by now.
His older brother should have challenged him to a joust.
Old school. Two horses jousting.
I'm tired of you being a pussy ass prince. We're going to fix this.
and defend the honor of the realm. If I was your older brother, if Tristan was playing this shit, I would have had to beat his ass. I would have come up to him and said, "Tristan, look,
You love this bitch, but she's out of control. That's my wife. Cool.
Because we're going to do something about this. Because this is the Tate name you're talking about. This is the Tate name. We're not talking about the royal family.
We're going to have to do something because I'm not letting this happen on my watch. I'm the big brother.
So William's been a bit of a pussy as well, because William could have easily choused this motherfucker into next week and woke his ass up.
But now we've got our family. We've got the four of us and our two dogs and...
Done. - That's great.
to visit
- Done. - Two is it. - Two is it. - Two is it. - And when's the baby due?
It's summertime.
- This summertime. - Yeah.
So,
You all have been living in sunny California now for
- Since March. - Since March, okay.
In late 2019, Prince Harry and Meghan left the UK and moved to Canada. The couple says they chose Canada, a Commonwealth of Britain,
with the intention of continuing to serve the Queen.
After their move, Harry and Megan say security normally provided...
I'm stopping here because at this particular point, there's an extremely white baby on the screen. ...provided by the royal family was cut off. By March 2020, just days before the COVID lockdown began,
Meghan, Harry and Archie relocated to Los Angeles, where media mogul Tyler Perry offered them his home as a temporary refuge. He also provided security.
Three months later, they bought their own home and settled in the Santa Barbara area.
Last spring, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex created their own foundation and media content company called Archwell.
And so you stayed at Tyler Perry's house for several months. Three months ago. Yeah, because we didn't have a plan. We needed...
a house, and he offered his security as well, so it gave us breathing room to try to figure out what we were going to do. The biggest concern was that while we were in Canada, in someone else's house,
I then got told
short notice that security was going to be removed.
by this point.
courtesy of the Daily Mail, the world knew our exact location.
So suddenly it dawned on me, hang on a second, the borders could be closed, we're gonna have our security removed,
Who knows how long lockdown's gonna be?
The world knows where we are.
It's not...
Are you such a pussy, Prince Harry, that during lockdown...
You can't travel.
You're Prince Harry. During lockdown, I went to Sweden and Belarus and England and Romania and back. I went to America. I went all over the world by just talking shit at airports and refusing to let them send me home. I went everywhere I wanted.
"You're Prince Harry, you're telling me you couldn't move. "Also, why are you staying in people's houses? "We stayed in someone's house, "you just said someone else's house. "They stayed in someone's house in Canada,
Someone's house in LA now.
You must have some money, bro. Why are you staying in people's houses? That's a weird dynamic.
"Hello, I'm the Prince of England. Can we stay in your house?" "Anything that's a bit weird?"
It's a bit weird from a personality perspective. You're the Prince of England. You have no honor, no pride.
I'll find a place for us.
Like, how hard would it be, really?
with millions and millions and millions.
Because you have all the taxpayer money behind you. I don't know, it just seems very strange to me. There's something strange about that dynamic.
This is a personal, this is a observation on Harry. If I was with my pregnant wife and my child, I would not be rolling up to random people's houses begging for refuge because I'm too proud.
He's not, he obviously doesn't feel that pride.
which says a lot about him as an individual, which also explains why his woman has got him so under the thumb, right?
Thank you.
It's not safe, it's not secure. We probably need to get out of here. So what security did you have at the time that was going to be removed? We had our UK security.
So you got word from
Overseas.
that were taking away your security. Why were they doing that?
- -
their justification is a change in status.
Um,
Their justification is we left the royal family, so we don't get royal family protection.
No shit.
We wanted to leave the royal family, but we wanted everything the royal family gave us.
I want to quit my job, but I still want wages.
- Of which I push back and say, well, is there a change of threat or risk?
After many weeks of waiting, eventually I got
the confirmation that no, the risk and threat hasn't changed.
but due to our change of status
which we would no longer be an official working members of the royal family,
Now obviously what we proposed was
sort of part-time or at least as much as we can do without being fully consumed because of, I think, what most of you guys have covered already. We actually didn't talk about that. It's been so spun in the wrong direction as though we quit, we walked away,
all the conversations of the two years
before we finally announced it.
In January 2020, Prince Harry and Meghan announced they would step back as senior members of the royal family.
swiftness with which they've taken this decision only 18 months after they got married.
has taken everyone by surprise from the Queen all the way down.
The bombshell news sparked a worldwide media frenzy.
dubbed Megxit by the British press.
Many reporters and viral posts blamed Megan for the decision.
Megan knew what she was signing up for. Oh, she's being invisible.
Megan knew what she was signing up for, correct? Right, he did. Harry, how are the discussions going on your future?
In an official statement, Queen Elizabeth said,
Although we would have preferred them to remain full-time working members of the royal family, we respect and understand their wish to live a more independent life as a family.
while remaining a valued part of my family.
- Okay, let me ask the question. - Yeah. - So over a year ago, you shocked the world. You announced that you were stepping back as senior members of the royal family. And then the media reported that you had
blindsided the Queen, your grandmother,
So,
here's a time to set the record straight. What was the tipping point
that made you decide you had to leave.
Yeah, I was desperate.
I went to all the places
which I thought I should go to to ask for help.
We both did.
separately and together.
So you left
because you were asking for help
and couldn't get it?
basically.
But we never left.
We never left the family and we only wanted to have the same type of role that exists, right? There's senior members of the family and then there are non-senior members. As we said specifically, we're stepping back from senior roles to be just like...
I mean, I can think of so many right now who are all their royal highnesses, prince or princess, duke or duchess who earn a living.
live on palace grounds,
can support the queen if and when called upon. So we weren't reinventing the wheel here, we were saying, okay,
"If this isn't working for everyone, we're in a lot of pain. You can't provide us with the help that we need."
we can just take a step back
We can do it in a Commonwealth country. We had suggested New Zealand, South Africa. - Take a breath. - Canada.
- And you wanted to take a breath from what specifically? Let's be clear. - From this constant barrage.
My biggest concern was history repeating itself. And I've said that before.
on numerous occasions very publicly.
And what I was seeing was history repeating itself, but more perhaps
or definitely--
far more dangerous because then you add race in
and you add social media in.
So he's talking about history repeating itself in regards to his mother. So he's saying, I don't want anything bad to happen to her. Like something bad happened to my mother. History is repeating itself. And then you add in race. Race.
because she's put that in his
or in his mouth.
It's also very interesting from a body language perspective, every time he speaks, she's staring at him intently.
She's looking at him directly, as in,
Well, not as in, because basically she's in command.
This is my puppy.
The puppy begins to speak. What's the puppy saying?
Remember what I told you, puppy.
That's right, stick to the stick. Say race. Good, say race. Good.
Good. When he stops speaking,
She turns back to the camera.
Very close eye on Mr. Harry.
Harry cannot speak for himself. She keeps her eye directly on him every single time
He talks.
And that's a sign of command.
I think it's pretty obvious to the world that she's in command of the relationship. In the modern world, in some marriages, women are in command, right?
They never last long, but there are a few.
It's not the way your relationship should work. It's not the dynamic which is healthy, I believe. But there are some. And in this relationship, she is clearly in control.
And you can see that here. Every time he speaks, watch her stare at him.
And when I'm talking about history of being a self, I'm talking about my mother.
when you can see
something happening
in the same kind of way
anybody would ask for help, ask the system of which you are part of, especially when you know there's a relationship there that they could...
help me
Share some truth or call the dogs off, whatever you want to call it.
So to receive no help at all and
to be told continuously, this is how it is. This is just how it is.
We've all been through it.
And I think the biggest turning point for me was
and it didn't take very long to actually write at the beginning was,
Okay.
this union, us, me being, having a girlfriend, was going to be
a thing. Of course it was.
But I...
I never expected or I never thought. Because she was a mixed race?
No, just the two of us to start with. I hadn't really thought about the mixed race piece because I thought, well...
And I'll say
I've spent many years doing the work and doing my own learning.
but my upbringing and the system with which I was brought up in and what I've been exposed to
I wasn't aware of it to start with.
I wasn't aware of racism.
This is white guilt. This is her words.
You don't understand racism, Harry, because you were born in a white family as a royal family member. You don't understand how racist the world is. You don't understand all these people hate me because I have a drop of brown.
You don't understand.
I was doing my own learning, but I didn't understand outside of the system how racist
This is her words in his mouth.
This is what he's been conditioned. This is what he's been told. He's repeating it. As she stares at him,
Say what I told you to say.
Say it right. Don't fuck it up.
Oh my god, it doesn't take very long.
to suddenly become aware of it. Yeah, because you said you really weren't aware of unconscious bias and all that that represents until you met me. Yeah, you know, so as it is to say, it takes living in,
her shoes in this instance
for a day
or those first eight days
to see
where it was going to go.
and how far they were going to take it. And get away with it.
and get away with it and be so blatant about it. That's the bit that shocked me. We're talking about the UK press here, right? And this...
and the UK is my home.
That is where I was brought up.
So,
Yes, I've got my own relationship.
Um...
that goes back a long way with the media.
I asked for calm.
from the British tabloids once as a boyfriend.
once as a husband and then once as a father.
So when I asked the question, why did you leave,
The simplest answer is:
Like us.
Because she told me to.
That's the real answer, because she told me to. Because she said, I'm leaving and you have to leave with me.
That's the real answer.
It's a pool.
and lack of understanding.
So I want clarity.
Every time he talks, she's staring at him.
Say that.
You left because she told you to leave, bro.
And this is what I mean about the lack of honesty. This must be an honest interview, right?
What is the simplest answer as to why you left? Because Meghan wanted to leave and I'm her husband.
Just be a man about it.
Just cut the bullshit.
Megan wanted to leave. She was unhappy. I decided to marry her. I had to make a choice and I made the choice to stick by my wife.
Now you look like a man.
"Oh, lack of support." Liar! She told you to. Liar! The worst thing about this is these manipulators, because they're both manipulative, and these narcissists,
If they actually were semi-likable as people, or if they possessed the skills I possess, they could get all the same points across without looking like complete cunts. You could have told your story.
but not in a way where everyone can mock you. You could have told your story, and I would have sat here and done this Tate speech and fairly said, good point, good point, good point.
I'm telling you how to do it. You should hire me.
Megan, when I'm done fucking you, Harry ain't gonna leave you. He loves getting cucked.
He's going to love it.
Harry, come see me. I'll teach you how to fucking deal with this stuff.
"when I'm done juicing in your wife."
Give you the brown baby you're dreaming of. Getting away from the UK. Did you blindside the queen? No.
I've never blindsided my grandmother. I have too much respect for her.
So where did that story come from?
- Yeah.
I hazard a guess that it probably could have come from within the institution. I remember when you talked to her several times about this over... Two years. Two years, but even the night before, days before, with the statement coming out, I remember that conversation. So, and how do you know she wasn't blindsided? Because the way it was presented through the press is that
suddenly you made this announcement she didn't know it was coming no i i when we were in canada i i had three conversations with my grandmother and two conversations with my father
before he stopped taking my calls.
and then said, "Can you put this all in writing what your plan is?"
Your father asked you to put it in writing.
He asked me to put in writing, I put all the specifics in there, even the fact that we were planning on putting the announcement out on the 7th of January.
So you just said that--
Your dad stopped taking your calls. Why did he stop taking your calls?
Because...
Because he doesn't like hearing his son act like a little bitch on the phone.
That's why. Dad, my wife, he's crying and it's hard, dad. My wife had to go to South Africa, dad. And he's just like, bro.
Shut up, man.
Shut the fuck up.
Like, what's my answer to call for? Oh, Harry's ringing again. You're sitting around, right? You're the prince. You're sitting, whatever you are. Fucking chitlin'.
smoking a fat cigar like I'm sitting there. I'm him. I'm chilling.
sitting there, I'm swiping the cigar, doing whatever I do. I'm with that old girl who looks like a dog. What's her name?
Camilla something.
I'm sitting here. Come on, let's give me a bottle.
I'm sure.
Ring, ring Harry. Fourth time today.
It's like fucking Harry. Fourth time today. Camilla's sucking dick. Is that Harry again?
Thinking he has Harry again. Oh, pick it up, Charles. Pick it up. Oh.
Okay.
Thank you.
Harry, hello.
What?
Oh, you had to smile at the camera.
Yes, I've been doing that for...
60 years.
suicidal
Well, you want to kill yourself.
No, no, Harry, Harry, your baby's not black.
Harry, I'm sorry.
*clap*
And then he rings again! Ding, ding, ding! Harry! You're like, "Oh, fuck off!"
Fuck off! The fuck? What the fuck are I talking to you about?
Idiot. Of course he stopped taking your calls. I wouldn't take your calls either. Moron.
Insult in the family name. No father wants to see if he is your dad. That's a different fucking, that's a different course I don't want to go down. If he is your dad, he doesn't want to hear you being all...
Bitch on the phone.
That's embarrassing to him. He raised you and you're just being a little punk.
Psss, idiot.
So you just said that...
your dad stopped taking your calls. Why did he stop taking your calls?
Because...
I,
took matters in... By that point, I took matters into my own hands. It was like, I need to do this for my family.
This is not a surprise to anybody. It's really sad that it's got to this point.
but I've got to do something for my own mental health, for my wife's.
and for Archie's as well, because I could see where this was headed.
I think what we really have got to clear up here is that you, Megan, are the one who manipulated, calculated this Megxit.
- To have sat back and not said that for so long, it just feels really-- - To have been silent. - Yeah. - All this time. - Yeah. - In three and a half, four years.
- Or longer actually. - But we were saying, gosh, it must have been years ago, we were sitting in Nottingham, I was sitting in Nottingham Cottage, and The Little Mermaid came on. Now who as an adult really watches The Little Mermaid?
But it came on, I was like, well,
I'm just here all the time, so may as well watch this. And I went, oh my God.
She falls in love with the prince
And because of that, she has to lose her voice. But by the end, she gets her voice back. Gets her voice back.
And this is what happened here. You feel like you got your voice back.
So you're stepping back at it? And in between your legs it smells like fish.
and you just need to get out. And, you know, you heard Megan share with
us all.
the moment that she came to you, had the courage enough to say out loud,
I don't want to live anymore.
And...
You...
to
- You didn't know what to do. - I had no idea what to do. I wasn't prepared for that.
I went to a very dark place as well, but I,
I wanted to be there for her.
- And also we didn't leave right in that moment, right? - It's her voice. Yeah. We didn't... We still... That's almost a year after. So did you tell other people in the family, "I need to get help for her? We need help for her?"
That's just not a conversation that would be had.
Why?
I guess I was ashamed of admitting it to them.
- Oh. - And I don't know whether, I don't know whether they've had the same, whether they've had the same feelings or thoughts. I have no idea. It's a very trapping environment.
that a lot of them are stuck in.
You were ashamed of admitting...
that Megan needed help.
Mm -hmm.
Mm-hmm.
and I didn't have anyone to turn to.
um...
You know, we've got some very close friends that have
been with us through this whole process. But for the family, they very much have this mentality of,
this
is just how it is. This is how it's meant to be. You can't change it. We've all been...
the family has a mentality that we're supposed to be royals and act like royals.
And don't cry about it or bitch about it.
And you can't change it. And that's how it has to be.
Does that make them bad people? Considering they are actually members of the royal family. I mean, they're not hobos.
who think we're members of the royal family, not crackheads.
They're actually the royal family and they believe the royal family should act in a particular way.
handle situations in a particular way.
And you're going to try and demonize them for that because you want to come along and be spoiled brats.
You can't change it.
We've all been through it.
We've all been through the pressure, we've all been through being exploited. Yes, but what was different for me...
was the race element.
because
Thank you.
See, this is Megan's get out of jail card, because she's used it over and over again. But this is it, right?
We've all been through it. It's been the same for all of us. It's different for me because I'm black.
That's all it is because that's our only reason. We can say, look, they said bad things about all of us. Here's a bad article about me here.
"Yeah, but I'm black."
That's the element, right? And she's put it in his brain.
And now he's repeating it because she told him this.
They're doing this to me because I'm a little bit brown.
Alright babe, okay, yeah. There's a race element, there's a race element.
It's not true.
Not only is it not true, but he's regurgitating what he's been told. Prince Harry has yet to come up with an original thought.
He's yet to have come up with a sentence which is original. Everything he's said are things his wife have told him to say.
That's why she watches him so closely.
He's rehearsed.
He is repeating what he was told.
by his wife.
who made him stop being a prince.
because now it wasn't just about her.
but it was about what she represents.
And therefore it wasn't just affecting my wife, it was affecting
so many other people as well.
And that was the trigger for me to really engage in those conversations with
senior palace staff and with my family to say,
Guys, this is not going to end well.
And when you say "end well," what did you mean?
for anyone.
is not going to end well.
because the way that I saw it was
There is a way of doing things. You need booze to get through this bullshit, bro. This is garbage.
for this union and the specifics around her race,
there was an opportunity, many opportunities,
for my family,
to show some public support.
- Hmm.
And I guess...
There were many opportunities for my family to show some public support.
For example,
going with her to a Wimbledon game.
inviting her into the royal family, allowing her to marry you at all, giving you a huge, prestigious wedding, which is watched by 2 billion people. I consider that...
fairly supportive from the family.
I mean, Meghan has said herself that the Queen was always nice to her, gave her the blanket, sat next to her.
Despite the fact that she's so black.
So what support did they not give her? What are you even talking about?
You're contradicting yourself.
What he is saying.
doesn't make sense.
- It makes sense, I wanna say this one makes sense, 'cause you're sitting there going, well, it kinda makes,
Things make sense to an amateur.
but they don't make sense to a professional.
What he's saying makes sense in the world of amateurism.
We didn't give you support, da da da. But in the role of a professional,
based on the words that they've told us, based on their own testimony that we have
viewed and watched in this very video,
They were very accepting of her.
any problems they had with her,
race-wise would have been instant, right? They see the color of her skin, they don't like her.
No, they were fine with her until she became a dickhead.
Dickhead isn't a race.
One of the most telling parts, the saddest parts, I guess, was
over 70 members of parliament, female members of parliament
both conservative and labor came out and
called out the
the colonial undertones of articles and headlines written about Meghan
Yet no one from my family ever said anything.
over those three years.
That hurts.
but I also
acutely aware
of where my family stand and how scared they are.
of the tabloids turning on them.
turning on them for what? They're the royal family.
Yes, but there is this
invisible what's to what's
What's termed or referred to as the invisible contract behind closed doors.
between the institution and the tabloids, the UK tabloids. How so?
Well,
To simplify it, it's a case of if you as a family member
are willing to wine, dine and give full access to these reporters.
then you will get
Better press.
What do you care about better press if you're royal? I think everyone needs to have some compassion for them in that situation.
There is a level of control by fear
that has existed for generations
But who's controlling whom?
It's the institution.
Fear of what? The Trump, the media pissed on Trump all day every day. He didn't cry his eyes out.
Meghan, "I hate Trump. Trump's bad, baby. Trump is bad."
You helped the negative press against Trump. I thought the press was so destructive you're going to kill yourself.
You're sending negative press Trump's way. He doesn't give a shit.
Do you know why? He's an adult.
And he's not a spoiled brat like both of you.
There's an unwritten contract with the press. If they say something bad about me, I cry.
Sound like a punk, bro.
I thought you went to Afghanistan. I thought you got shot at.
Now you're worried about a fucking tabloid headline? Who even reads that shit?
Unbelievable. This guy's a pussy. He's just a pussy. He could come on and be a man about this.
They kept insulting my wife in the papers.
They insulted her. I understand she's new to the royal family. The way she does things is not standard to protocol. Everyone insulted her all the time. And we made the decision. It's just not worth getting insulted. So we decided to leave.
Boom.
Like a man!
You could say what he's trying to say like a man.
But he's refusing. He goes, "What do I do? There's an unwritten contract." - Like symbiotic. One lives or thrives because the other exists.
That's what you're saying. That's the idea. Well, I mean, I think there's a reason that these tabloids
have
holiday parties.
At the palace, they're hosted by the palace.
the tabloids are. You know, there is a construct that's at play there,
And because from the beginning of our relationship,
they were so attacking and inciting so much
racism really. I mean it changed our the risk level because it went it wasn't just catty gossip it was
bringing out a part of people that was racist in how it was charged. And that changed the threat, that changed the level of death threats, that changed everything.
So tell me this, you said
a moment ago, it hurts that your family has never acknowledged the role that racism played in here. Do you think she was well received in the beginning? Yes, far better than I expected.
You know, my grandmother has been amazing throughout.
My father, my brother, Kate, and all the rest of the family, they were really welcoming.
But it really changed after the Australia tour, after our South Pacific tour.
That's when we announced we were pregnant with Archie. That was our first tour. But it was also the first time that the family got to see how incredible she is at the job.
And that brought back memories.
I'm thinking because I watched The Crown, okay? I watched The Crown. Do you all watch The Crown?
I've watched some of it. We've watched some of it. - We've watched some of it. - But there is this... I think it was the fourth season, actually,
where there's an Australian tour. So is that what you're talking about? It brought back memories of that?
the Australian tour where your father and your mother went there and your mother was bedazzling.
So are you saying that there were hints of jealousy?
Look, I...
- See, yeah, that's right, Harry. 'Cause you're saying things that you were told to say.
And now you're being pressured on him, right? He's saying what Meghan told him to say. And Oprah's saying...
Clarify that. And now he knows he knows he's fine. He knows what he's saying is bullshit.
Are you going to double down?
I just wish that
we would all learn from the past.
But to see...
That does not answer the question.
see how
Effortless it was for Megan to come into the family.
so quickly in Australia and across New Zealand. - To see how effortless it was for an actress to wave her hand and smile, yes, okay.
Vigian Tonga
and just be able to connect with people
in such a, no I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, but it's
I mean...
Why wouldn't everybody love that? Isn't that what you want? You want her to come into the family and...
to, as the Queen said at one point,
the way that Megan had
basically, not her words, but assimilated into the family.
Yeah, I think, as we talked about, she was very much welcomed into the family, not just
But? By the world. Okay. Certainly by the Commonwealth. So what's the point? I mean, here you have one of the greatest assets to the Commonwealth that...
the family could have ever wished for.
I just can't, I'm kind of going-- - He's not making a point. What's your point? Are they jealous or not?
Even Oprah's like, "What? This is bullshit."
This is bullshit, right? We're in bullshit territory. So we're just listening to the stuttering and the sentences that don't really mean anything. He's just bullshitting his way through this.
You're in Canada because you... You got Oprah doing this.
They got Oprah stressed.
You're stressing Oprah out. She's a billionaire.
You're stressing a billionaire. You're talking some serious bullshit. I had stepped back.
your
firm says you're no longer going to have protection.
So--
Did you ask for that because
Did you want, were you trying to have it both ways? You wanted to step back. Yes. That's what they were trying to do. Keep your foot in.
It's interesting that you talk about it being, you know, have it both ways.
On the security element,
I never thought that I would have my security removed because I was born into this position. Exactly. That's the British taxpayer, my friend.
And I can understand,
I can understand his arrogance there. I couldn't believe my security would be removed because I'm Prince Harry, right? He's had security his whole life. So to him, it's like, wow. Wow.
So I get it. There's a level of arrogance that most people would have. I'm Prince Harry. They won't take my security.
what completely changed the whole plan. So you as Prince Harry...
are gonna have your security removed. Yeah and I even wrote letters to his family saying
Please, it's very clear the protection of me or Archie is not a priority. I accept that. That is fine. Please keep my husband safe.
I see the death threats. I see the racist propaganda. Please keep him safe. Please don't pull his security and announce to the world when he and we are most vulnerable.
And they said, it's just not possible.
I think what we really have got to clear up here is because one of... He didn't answer the jealousy question.
He got out of it. He bullshitted and Oprah let him off.
Their answer was that they dislike Megan because they're jealous.
at how fantastically she did the extremely difficult task of waving her hand and smiling. Personally,
I mean, I wouldn't say she was that great.
Because she kept fucking breaking down and crying and ended up suicidal. So if you were that good at the job, you would have did it without a fucking mental breakdown.
I wouldn't say you're fantastic at smiling and waving.
if it leads to a fucking mental breakdown.
And you can't do it without literally needing a psych ward.
I'd actually, Megan, give you a zero out of 10. I'd say you're terrible.
But their narrative is, she was so amazing at it,
So amazing, eh?
that everyone was jealous and then when Oprah said confirm this
I just wish in the past people would learn. He starts talking garbage because he knows if he doubles down on that point.
He's gonna get destroyed, he's gonna get roasted. When you bullshit,
This is a lesson for you. When you bullshit and when you lie, you don't like to make firm, firm points because you're giving points of attack, right? If you make a firm statement, it can be firmly debunked.
But when you make half statements, it's hard to debunk them. I didn't say that. I said that in context of this.
"Oh, I meant it like this." This is why they, this is what bullshiters do. Bullshiters don't come along.
and give a firm statement. Andrew, where were you? I was in McDonald's at 6:05 PM.
That's a lie.
No, you weren't. I know you weren't. You're a liar. Andrew, where were you? I was around. I was near McDonald's and I was around.
near McDonald's around.
When?
I was in McDonald's, I didn't see you. Yeah, I was there, I was around, I just came in and out.
It's got bullshit in.
That's why this motherfucker ain't making a firm point because he's lying.
But now he moved on because Oprah is weak.
That's the reason she got the interview, right?
They ain't gonna put a real interview here.
Because they ain't going to put a real G here.
The real G here is going to be ripped apart. One of the...
stories that continues to live, either through rumors or social media out in the world, is that
You, Megan, are the one who manipulated
calculated and are responsible for this Megxit,
Oh my gosh. It's amazing how they can use Meg for everything.
There are even stories that you knew all along that this was going to happen. You went through the whole process and it was all intentional to
- Thank you.
Build your brand.
Can you imagine?
how little sense that makes,
I left my career, my life. How famous was Meghan Markle before this shit compared to how famous she is now? You left your career? What career? You were washed up.
You were on.
D-list!
What fucking career? Sucking and fucking, you call that career?
Idiot.
I left my career, my life, I left everything because I love him, right? And our plan was to do this forever. Our plan for me, I mean, I wrote...
letters to his family when I got there saying, "I am dedicated to this. I'm here for you. Use me as you'd like."
There.
I think she said that line before somewhere in a...
NFL changing room.
No.
guidance as well, right? There were certain things that you couldn't do, but you know, unlike what you see in the movies, there's no class on how to, how to speak, how to cross your legs, how to be royal. There's none of that trend that might exist for other. There's no class on how to be a classy lady. There's no class on how to behave yourself. There's no class on how to have respect for tradition.
You know why? Because the royal family expects Harry to not choose some divorcee,
low-level D-list American washed-up actress. They expect him to choose a lady of quality, as did his older brother William.
Kate did not need lessons.
Kate understood. Learn on the job, behave yourself, be receptive, pay attention, and have respect. Why would they need a class?
There's only two brothers. Why would they put a class together?
The first brother didn't fuck it up. The second brother has to choose a wife who hopefully is an entitled moron.
That's all he has to do. Get a wife who's not an entitled moron. She'll pick it up pretty quickly.
Now she's like, there was no class. I can't believe it. There was no class. I thought you were amazing at the job.
I thought you nailed it, remember?
Actress?
Idiot. Exists for other members of the family. That was not something that was offered to me. So nobody tells you anything?
no nobody prepares you no no but even down sorry but even down to like the national anthem
Sorry, sorry, shh, shh, I'm complaining now.
No one thought to say, "Oh, you're American. You're not going to know that. That's me late at night googling
had what's the match I've got to learn this I don't want to embarrass them I need to learn these
30 hymns for a church all of this is televised. I don't know why she's complaining. Yeah, you had to google it and learn it like everyone else googles and learns things. Do you want a teacher?
I'm guessing that's what she wants. She wants someone to sit there and teach her. She's still in school, I guess.
I guess it's what she wants.
I don't know what she's saying. I mean, and the thing is this, she's like, I don't want to embarrass him. I need to know the national anthem. Let me tell you something.
Megan.
If you're a likable person, you can get really far.
in life.
You could fail at the national anthem on TV and you could go on and say, oh my God, oh my God, this is crazy, but I'm American and I'm just so excited to be part of the British royal family and I have to learn a new national anthem now. I'm really excited. I promise I'll know it next time. Giggle and be cool about it. People will be like, aww.
You'd be fine.
But because you're a cunt...
People don't let you off. That's what happens when you're a dickhead. When you go through life when you're a dickhead, no one lets you off, right?
That's your personality defect.
I'm sorry that the British taxpayer did not hire a harem, a gaggle of teachers.
for a perma classroom to teach you everything you didn't know.
Like please and thank you.
Yeah.
I wanted to make them proud. Okay, but here's the question. Do you think you would have left or ever stepped back?
were it not for Megan?
No. The answer is no. Say no. No. The answer to your question is no. I will. The first time Harry was honest. We're getting somewhere.
I would not have stepped back if Megan did not make me step back. I would not have. I wouldn't have...
been able to because
Now he's pussying it out.
He said it, now he's pussing out. I wouldn't have been able to, because when you say I wouldn't have been able to, that means I wanted to.
Without Megan, I wouldn't have been able to step down, because I wanted to step down, not because Megan made me. I wanted to, but I'm not big and strong enough. I'm not a big enough man to do it without my wife's holding hand.
and forcing me and guiding me through. I'm only 36.
I've only been through tours of Afghanistan. The idea of not going on free holidays and smiling and waving is a very difficult thing to say no to. I haven't had a life difficult enough to learn that kind of courage and mental fortitude.
Thankfully, this washed-up actress has taught me all I need to know about resilience.
Shut up.
I myself was trapped.
I didn't see a way out. She felt trapped? You were trapped?
Yeah, I didn't see a way out. But you had this life your whole life. This has been your life your whole life. Yeah, but, you know...
I was trapped but I didn't know I was trapped.
But the moment that I met and I
and then our worlds.
- The first time I was in the hospital, I was in the hospital.
I was trapped. I didn't know I was trapped. The moment I met Meg and she told me I'm a stupid loser and I have to follow her out in the royal family, I said yes.
sort of collided in the most amazing of ways.
and then to see how
Please explain how you...
Prince Harry raised in a palace
in a life of privilege,
literally a prince, how you were trapped.
trapped within the system.
like the rest of my family are.
My father and my brother, they are trapped.
They don't get to leave.
And I have huge compassion for that.
Well, okay, so... - "Kittaly" what?
Leave and do what?
Harry.
They don't get to leave.
What are you talking about?
I mean, Oprah called him on his bullshit there.
How are you, Prince Harry, trapped? Oprah called him on his bullshit there. What he's trying to do here is pretend Meghan didn't force him.
I was trapped too, but I didn't realize I was trapped. And they're all trapped. We're all trapped.
*sniff*
We're all trapped with a royal family.
And he's trying to save Megan because he knows she made him and the world knows she made him. And he's trying to pretend that's not the case.
The impression of the world, maybe it's a false impression, is that
for all these years before Megan, you were living your life as a royal...
Prince Harry, the beloved Prince Harry, and that you were enjoying that life. We didn't get the impression that you were feeling trapped in that life.
Enjoying the life because there were photographs of me smiling while I was shaking hands and meeting people.
like,
I'm sure you guys have
covered some of that.
That's a part of the job, that's a part of the role, that's what's expected.
no matter who you are in the family, no matter what's going on in your personal life, no matter what's just happened,
If the bikes roll up and the car rolls up,
You gotta get dressed, you gotta get in there, you wipe the tears away, shake off whatever you're thinking about, and you gotta be on your endgame.
But...
He didn't answer her question.
What the question is,
you were enjoying your life as a royal. And he's saying no. So what he's trying to say now is, I never enjoyed my life as a royal. That's what he's trying to say.
Saying no, I was trapped. I never, just because you saw me smiling and shaking hands doesn't mean I was enjoying it. When they made me smile, I had to smile. I wasn't enjoying it.
And I don't believe that.
I don't think that's a lie.
And the reason we all know that's a lie is because if you're raised as a member of the royal family, you're going to enjoy your life as a member of the royal family. You've never known anything else, right?
So what he's trying to do is absolve Megan's responsibility.
Before this interview, him and Megan sat down and Megan said, they're going to try and make me look bad, Harry. You have to make sure they don't think I made you do this.
Do you understand, Harry?
Everyone thinks I made you quit, but I didn't, did I?
No.
No, I didn't, did I? No, no, you didn't. All right. Because you were trapped too, weren't you? Yeah, I was trapped. Yeah. Good. So you have to make sure they know that this is not my fault.
All the destruction we've caused.
All the dishonor.
and damage we've done to one of the oldest, most respected families on the planet.
It's not my fault, is it, Harry? No, no, it's not your fault, no, no. It's the racist press and I want to leave anyway. I mean, to be honest with you, it was terrible.
Good boy. Okay, go.
your mom would say about this stepping back, this decision to step back from the royal family?
How would she feel about this moment? I think she would feel very angry.
with how this has panned out and very sad.
But ultimately,
all she'd ever want is for us to be happy.
Megan shared with us that there was a conversation with you about Archie's skin tone.
What was that conversation?
You wanted freedom from that life. You wanted freedom to make your own money. You wanted freedom to make deals with Netflix and Spotify, but you also wanted to serve the queen.
We didn't want to give up or we didn't want to turn our backs on the associations and the people that we...
that we've been supporting. But also, oh, it exists. Yeah, it exists. But also the Netflix and the Spotify of it all
That was never part of the plan.
- Yeah. - 'Cause you didn't have a plan. - We didn't have a plan. - We didn't have a plan. That was suggested by somebody else, by the point of where my family literally cut me off financially. And I had to afford security for us. Wait, hold up. Wait a minute. - Your family cut you off? - Yeah. In the first half, the first quarter of 2020.
But,
I've got what my mum left me.
And without that, we would not have been able to do this.
OK.
So, you know, touching back on what you asked, what my mum would think of this.
I think she saw it coming.
Mm.
And I certainly felt her presence throughout this whole process.
And I'm, you know, for me,
I'm...
I'm just really relieved and happy to be sitting here
talking to you with my wife by my side.
because I can't begin to imagine what it must have been like for her going through this process by herself and
all those years ago because it has been unbelievably tough for the two of us, but at least we had each other.
Well, Princess Diana did a Meghan Markle to some degree, right? She joined the royal family. She wasn't completely true to protocol. Yeah.
Start fucking everybody.
But you do look great.
Well, the thing is, I said this at the very beginning, that thought re-ruins institutions.
This is what Diana did.
Harry
Prince Charles isn't even his dad, right? Some other guy.
Diana was fucking behind Prince Charles' back, and that's who Harry's dad really is. Then she was fucking the guy who owns Harrods' son or whatever.
Thought to rerun institutions.
What females refuse to accept in the modern world because they want to be sexually liberated or they think they want to be sexually liberated is that sexually liberated females are always frowned upon.
The modern world is pretending that it's fine for women to go sleep with 100 men. It's not. It's not biologically normal.
It's not biologically normal for women to be promiscuous. Men are biologically designed to be promiscuous. A man does not lose value by fucking 100 women.
Whereas a woman will lose value for fucking 100 men.
Now in the shit munchers world, in the peasants world, it doesn't matter if a girl's a hoe, because she's not important. But if you're gonna join something as prestigious as the British Royal Family,
To then say, I'm going to throw all tradition out the window and I want to be a hoe and fuck everybody, is going to bring shame upon you, which is going to bring shame upon the family. Because that's how females are viewed as shamefully.
to be fucked by everything. In most parts of the world today, and especially in third world countries, et cetera, that shit, you get honor killed for that shit. You get stoned to death for that shit. You can't do it.
Females are viewed as shameful if they act shamefully.
Now these women are acting without modesty, they're going to bring shame upon themselves and shame upon the family.
Princess Diana to some degree,
did a Meghan to some degree, to a lesser extent, but she didn't behave as she's supposed to. You know, she...
Started running around fucking people.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
I know that Harry's ginger penis is not going to satisfy you.
And you knew that. She knew that. But when you sign up,
For that life, you're like, okay, the dick ain't right.
But I'm a princess.
You know, I'm already, I'm older than him. I'm an old lady-ish. I'm old lady. I'm not a 19-year-old virgin. I'm an old lady. I'm a divorcee.
My acting career is bullshit.
At least I get to be a princess, get to have some kids, and I'm a princess now. Boom.
You could sacrifice Dick for that deal.
If you're not a complete hoe,
But when you've been smashed left, right and center,
Just dick in the brain.
Because she's been plowed left, right, and center by God knows who.
And she can't get the thought out of her mind.
She keeps talking about how hard it was for her in the middle of the night. Harry's asleep, right? They've just fought and he fell asleep.
She's laying there like, is that it?
Mm-hmm.
That's what she's talking about.
That's what the pain in the middle of the night really is.
Because if she got fucked right, she'd be asleep.
which is it.
So,
My thoughts on Princess Diana, I don't know her whole story.
But that's obviously tied into this, right? Because Harry feels like, oh, my mother went through this and now Meghan's going through this and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But both of those females were acting out of line.
There are traditions in place and the biological evolutionary historical tradition
for females.
We're to be doting, to be submissive.
and to be
Extremely exclusive.
Princes and kings only married virgins up to a couple hundred years ago.
This bitch is divorced. She's been dicked all over the fucking place. How did she end up an actress?
She sucked and fucked her way there to Netflix.
So that's what this is really about. So she's acting shamefully and she's brought shame upon the family.
That's the truth of it. What's your relationship like now with your family?
I've spoken more to my grandmother in the last year than I have done for many, many years.
Do you hold Zoom calls?
We did a couple of Zoobools with Archie.
My grandmother and I have a
a really good relationship and understanding, and I have a deep respect for her. She's my Colonel-in-Chief.
Right? She always will be. - Your relationship with your father?
Is he taking your calls now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He is.
There's a lot to work through there.
You know, I...
I feel really let down.
because
he's been through something similar.
He knows...
what pain feels like.
And this is, and Archie's his grandson.
Um...
But at the same time,
Of course, I will always love him.
but there's a lot of hurt that's happened.
but they only know what they know.
Well...
And that's the thing, I've tried to
Or what they're told. Or what they're told. And
I've tried to educate them
through the process that I have been educated. - I've tried to educate the other members of the royal family that I've tried to tell my brother and everyone else, you don't have to listen to any of this. You don't have to do as the royals are supposed to do. We can all just run away and just all live in different parts of the country. And we can all just talk to Netflix and Oprah. We don't have to actually be royal. The royal family will still survive if we all just run off
What are you talking about?
If the royal family, if nobody in the royal family is being a member of the royal family,
then there is no royal family.
So what are you proposing?
that your older brother who has a subservient, obedient wife
should get rid of her and get some skank and go on Oprah and embarrass himself?
At this point, Williams should kick Harry's ass.
This is the only bad thing I want to say about William. William, you're a bit of a bitch because you should have thrown down by now.
You and Harry on BBC One, you're the queen and you're the prince and shit, right? Call BBC. You should throw down on BBC One. You should whoop his ass.
And I also know Kate would fuck Megan up. Megan thinks she's got that tough street thing. Kate's got the old school stiff upper lip. How dare you insult my family?
Kate, take her out.
Let's just have a fucking bloodbath. Let's end this shit.
You want to see the real world couple is, let's do this.
Cage match.
What's that in WWE where they have the cage? First one to get out the cage wins...
Cage match, I think it was called. I would love to see William body slam Harry.
Then the royal family would be finding, finally some honor could be restored if Kate put Meghan through a table.
Then there'll be some honor back. If she got her up, I was like,
Brown ass bitch. Boom.
'Cause is it like being in a big royal bubble? -Yeah. -Yeah. And your brother relationship?
Much has been said about that. Yeah, and much will continue to be said about that. You know, as I said before, I love William to bits. He's my brother. We've been through...
held together.
and we have a shared experience.
but we were on different paths. Well, what is particularly striking is what Megan shared with us earlier, is that no one wants to admit that there's anything about race
or that race has played a role in the trolling and the vitriol.
And yet,
Megan shared with us, there was a conversation with you about Archie's skin tone.
Mm-hmm.
What was that conversation?
That conversation...
I'm never going to share.
But at the time,
At the time it was awkward, I was a bit shocked.
- Can you tell us what the question was? - No. I'm not comfortable sharing that.
um...
But that was right at the beginning. Right? Because it probably, if the question happened to all, it probably wasn't an erasive tone. That's why you're not gonna fucking share it, you dick.
- Like what will the baby look like?
There's this thing with these liberal psychos. Everything's racist. Everything's race. Everything's race. It's not race. They just asked if you'd have your fucking shitty ginger hair, you knob.
Yeah, what would the kids look like? Yeah, what would the kids look like?
But that was right at the beginning when she wasn't going to get security, when members of my family were suggesting that she carries on acting because there's not enough money to pay for her and all this sort of stuff.
There were some real obvious signs before we even got married.
that this was going to be really hot.
So in conclusion, if you had the support, you'd still be there?
Thank you.
Without question, I'm sad that
that what's happened has happened, but I know...
and comfortable knowing that we did everything that we could
Victim work?
And we did.
victims on the exit process
the way
the way that it should have been done. With as much respect. With as much respect. Oh my god, we just did everything we could to
to protect them. So what do you say to the people? That's not true. If you wanted to step down and protect them, do you know what these two fuckers could have done?
They could have stepped down, no one would have even noticed.
No one gives a shit if you go to South Africa and wave your hands.
No one even notices.
You could have stepped down and said to look,
We're not gonna do any more world duties. We're just gonna hide and chill a bit for like a year. Let's not make any announcements. Let's not set the tabloids off. Let's not get Megan a bunch of press, even though that's what she really wants.
Let's just, we're just going to chill. We've got a few months off. You do the rest and we'll just go chill.
We're going to go Canada on holiday. Just us. No one's going to know.
We're not going to step down, so we still have our security, and we're just going to go to Canada.
Easy peasy. The fact they even made an announcement.
shows they have no respect for the royal family.
The fact they even announced it shows a lack of respect.
So this is another lie.
That's a fucking lie. You are liars.
people who say that
You came here, you made these multi-million dollar deals, and that you were just money-grabbing royals.
First off, this was never the intention.
Um,
And we're certainly not complaining. Our life is great now. We've got a beautiful house.
I've got a beautiful family.
The dogs are really happy.
but at the time during COVID,
the suggestion by a friend was what about streamers?
Yeah, we genuinely hadn't thought of it before. I never thought about it.
So there was all sorts of different options and look from my perspective all I needed
was
enough money to be able to pay for security to keep my family safe.
How will you use Archwell as
a means of speaking to things that are important to you in the world.
I think in creating
I mean, life is about storytelling, right? About the stories we tell ourselves, the stories we're told, what we buy into.
That's right. Life's about storytelling. Stories we tell ourselves,
what we buy into
If that's not the insight of a manipulator right there, life's about storytelling.
the stories we tell ourselves and the stories we get others to buy into. She understands the world very well.
Meghan's not a particularly stupid person.
She's an evil person, she's not particularly stupid.
Harry is very stupid because he has no life experience because he's a royal, right? He's never been around the block. He's never dealt with these ratchet hoes.
A G like me, we've dealt with these hoes, so we know the game. He doesn't know about hoes.
and she understood as a master manipulator.
I spin stories.
I get people to buy into my story. I tell myself stories to the point where I can cry on demand during Oprah interviews.
It's manipulation. She's a manipulator.
and for us to be able to
have storytelling through a truthful lens that hopefully is uplifting. It's going to be great. Um, no,
Truth is subjective, my dear.
And you've not said anything truthful in this interview. The only thing truthful she said is that the media had a different standard for her than Kate.
I agree with that.
But that was something you set yourself up for with your own attitude.
If you set yourself up,
for a difficult situation then you're gonna have to deal with the
With that difficult situation. If I run my mouth before a fight and then lose, they're going to make fun of me more than if I don't run my mouth. Who set themselves up? I set myself up. You set yourself up for that.
Knowing how many people that that can land with and being able to give a voice to a lot of people that are underrepresented and aren't really heard.
Any regrets?
*phone rings*
*
- Back to the chickens. Always have to show the chickens. - This morning I woke up earlier than H and saw a note from,
someone in our team in the UK saying that the Duke of Edinburgh had gone to the hospital.
But I just picked up the phone and I
I called the queen.
just to check in. Just like I'd you know I would that's what we do it's like being able to default to not having to every moment go
Is that appropriate?
for serving my family
what they do is there's a level of control in that, right? Because they're fearful of
The papers are going to say about them.
Whereas with us, it was just like, just be yourself. Just be genuine. Just be authentic. Just go and do what
Listen, if you get it wrong, you get it wrong, if you get it right, you get it right.
Bye.
I always show the chickens. They're such nice people. On February 19th, 2021, Buckingham Palace released a statement announcing it was agreed that Prince Harry and Meghan would not return as working members of the royal family.
Harry and Meghan's royal patronages and Prince Harry's honorary military titles
would be returned to the Queen.
The Queen's statement was released after our interview took place.
your exit agreement with the
royal family, that is coming up
at the end of this month? The decision is...
I think the decision as of last week or whatever it was, is that they will be removing everything.
Are you hurt by that decision?
I am hurt, but at the same time, I completely respect my grandmother's decision. I would still love for us to be able to continue to support those associations, albeit without...
the
title or the role
Could you be as satisfied now doing this through your own organization, Archwell?
Well, this is what we're doing, right? We're still doing it. We're still going to always do the work. But I also think it's important for you or everyone to know this decision that was made about patronages and all of that was before anyone knew that we were sitting down with you. I think that it's, I can only imagine that they were- Oh, I heard a story that you're getting punished now-
those were being taken away because you did sit down with me. Yeah, but that was, I mean, those letters, those conversations, that was, that was finalized before anyone even knew that we were going to sit down. So that's just not true.
All right, tell me this, Harry. What delights you now in your everyday experience and the things that you actually cherish in your life?
here with Archie.
- Hmm. - And Megan.
Um...
- Thank you.
This year has been...
crazy for everybody.
But to have outdoor space where I can go for walks with Archie and we can go for walks as a family and with the dogs and
We go to the hikes or go down to the beach, which is so close.
All of these things are just... Who filmed this footage of them being a normal little family running around with the dogs? It's all primed bullshit. Same with the chickens.
I guess the highlight for me is
sticking him on the back of the bicycle.
in his little baby seat.
and take him on his bike rides is something which I never was able to do when I was young.
I can see him on the bike. You never rode a bike in your life.
When you were a child prince, you never rode a bike.
I guarantee by Google, Prince Harry on a bike. I guarantee I see him on a bike. I know I will see him on a bike. I'm not even going to do it.
You rode a bike, you fucking idiot.
I'm actually getting genuinely upset now because I'll rant at the end, but this is actually very upsetting.
This is upsetting because
We're living in a world where tradition is being destroyed in real time. Not only are they undermining basic things such as gender, men and women, and...
everything, gender roles, marriage, everything's being destroyed. But the last traditions are being destroyed. And the saddest thing is, especially in Europe, European traditions are being eroded faster than anywhere else.
The traditions in the United Arab Emirates remain, the traditions in Africa remain, the traditions in China remain.
But the traditions in Europe are being destroyed in real time. In the last 20, 30 years, all the traditions are getting destroyed. You can't fly the flag anymore. You're a racist. Everything's getting destroyed.
Everything's getting destroyed.
And one of the last vestiges of tradition we had was the British royal family. And now this is being destroyed.
Why?
Can't you just leave some shit alone?
Megan, couldn't you have had enough grace to just join and say, you know what, it's been this way for a long time. Let's just leave it how it is.
You think you're doing a good job?
That's progress, progressivism.
You're a dick. And he's got his arms out. He's like, ooh, chatting, chatting, chatting. Archie on his bike. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And all this sort of stuff. And I do, I think to myself, wow. What's his new favorite word? What's his favorite word now? Oh, my gosh. He's on a roll. In the past couple of weeks, it has been hydrate, which is just a step. But also, whenever anyone leaves the house, he's like, drive safe. Drive safe.
Which is really, which is really sweet. Because he's not even tuned at it.
You said that your brother was trapped.
You said that you love your brother and always will love your brother. You didn't tell me what the relationship is now, though.
Um...
the relationship is
Space.
at the moment.
And you know,
Time heals all things, hopefully.
Any regrets?
Amen.
No, I think we've done...
I'm really proud of us.
you know
I'm so proud of my wife. She safely delivered Archie during a period of time which was
so cruel and so mean.
And every single day I was coming back from work from London. I was coming back to my wife crying.
while breastfeeding Archie.
That's coming from someone who wasn't reading anything.
And as she touched on earlier, if she had a redding thing, she wouldn't beat him up.
And now we've got another little one on the way.
I have one.
My regret.
is believing them when they said I would be protected.
Hi, Bobby.
They cannot protect you from the press if you're a dickhead. If you're going to sit there in front of the press and say, no one asks if I feel okay on camera. If you're going to refuse to stick to tradition. If you're going to refuse to give...
Take the royal last name. If you're going to refuse to behave correctly, they cannot protect you, Megan.
How can they protect you if every single time you're in public you act a fool?
Who can protect my reputation if I constantly soil it?
It's your fault. She has taken zero responsibility at any point during this entire thing.
Never at any point does she say, I admit I made the mistake.
Never!
They should have protected me. I should be able to act like a prick.
full time and be fully protected. How can they protect an idiot?
We all saw that nobody likes you. You're dislikable.
The public don't like you. The media don't like you. I don't like you. I'm still going to fuck you, but I don't like you.
Nobody dislikes. Nobody likes you.
He doesn't even like you. He likes everybody.
They cannot protect you from that.
And you're going to sit here and still play the victim card after genuinely bringing shame to one of the oldest...
most prestigious family names on the face of the planet,
Keep that.
You're a fool, Meghan Markle.
really seen that that wasn't happening.
You would have done more. I would have been able to do more. Like what?
I wasn't supposed to see it.
I wasn't supposed to know.
And
And now...
because we're actually on the other side,
we've actually
not just survived, but are thriving.
Mm-hmm.
You know, this, I mean, just miracles.
.
Thank you.
Yeah, I think that all of those things that I was hoping for
have happened.
And this is in some ways just the beginning for us.
You know, we've been through a lot. It's felt like a
Lifetime. A lifetime. So your story with the prince does have a happy ending?
It does.
Yeah.
It really did. It has a happy ending because you made it so. Yeah, greater than any fairy tale you've ever read. Greater than any fairy tale. Yes.
What you've described here today, being trapped and not even being aware of it and
all the things that had transpired, and then she comes into your life, and then you're doing therapy. Do you think
in some way she saved you?
Please don't say yes.
Yeah, without question. There was a bigger purpose. There was...
other forces at play, I think, throughout this whole process.
I'm the last person to think
Ooh. Yeah.
But,
It's undeniable when these things have happened. She saved you from what?
She saved you from being a prince.
So...
Yeah, she did, without question, she's safe. And I would, I would, I mean, I think that's lovely. I would disagree. I think he saved all of us.
He ultimately...
called it and was like, we've got to find a way.
for us, for Archie. I'm depressed.
You've depressed me, Megan. I need to go to a psych ward.
I can no longer smile.
- And laugh. - That saved all of us. - At camera. - You need to want to be saved. - I was gonna smile and wave at this camera, but I can no longer do it. My life's too hard. - We can't wait for the big day.
sometimes
The joke's over.
We've had a big laugh.
But this
is the end of modern civilization as we know it.
And this is not an over exaggeration.
The end of modern civilization as we know it.
"when the prince of the most prestigious royal family "on the planet,
is going to say a washed up actress saved him.
by doing nothing other than ostracizing him,
from his own family members, destroying his lifetime achievements,
and removing the support he had.
of the government that he once represented.
And you call that a savior? You think she saved you?
Harry, she ruined her fucking life.
Megan, you're an entitled piece of shit bitch.
That's all you are. You're a very dislikable person.
You've caused absolute shame and brought absolute shame upon the British royal family. No, you'll continue to get Netflix deals. You'll continue to get Spotify deals. No problem. You'll continue to make money. It's not a problem. You can sit in LA with all those other fucking liberal weirdos, make a bunch of money, have kids. But let me tell you something.
There are some things about the world, there are some universal constants that you cannot affect or change.
And one of them is that happiness as a man
is derived from strength.
And happiness as a woman is derived from your man's strength.
The only way to be happy as a man is to be respected as a man. And the only way to be happy as a woman is to have a man you respect.
deep at night
In the darkest nights, Meghan Markle, you're still awake.
He's given you everything you wanted. You've moved. You've left. The royal family are behind, but you're still laying right awake because you don't respect the man next to you.
And Harry's always going to be miserable. He's always going to be miserable because he knows he's a pussy.
He knows it deep down. His brother told him so. So he stopped talking to his brother. His father won't answer the phone.
Everyone's told him, he's just refusing to listen. Meghan's never gonna be happy with Harry. Harry's never gonna be happy with himself. They're gonna stay miserable,
depressed,
coked up or on some other sleeping pill like the rest of Hollywood. What a shame.
You could have stayed as a royal couple in the British royal family, and instead you've done nothing but demote yourselves...
to low-level celebrities.
Failures.
That's the end of this.
Take speech.
I am.
Actually, to be completely fair, semi-impressed with Meghan. She did very, very well. And I'm sure she would have fooled a few amateurs in the world.
but you cannot fool me.
Megan, see you next week.