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You haven't done anything of note since I've seen you.
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah, me and my girlfriend broke up.
- Why did you and your girlfriend break up? - Okay, so hear this, right? We broke up, I just feel like it was more of an outgrown type of thing. We both wanted different things.
I'm not gonna lie, you know, we broke up. And then she made an OnlyFans yesterday.
He wanted different things.
What did you want then? What did you want that she didn't want?
Me, I just wanted to seclude myself and I wanted to find myself because I'm lost. And I wanted to find myself and I feel like I wanted to find myself.
- So you agree with me, you are lost. You're a lost soul. - Yes, 100%, yes.
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I want you to donate a significant portion of money
A significant amount of money to charity right now.
Okay, how much and what charity?
About $100,000.
Andrew.
Let me explain. Everyone is watching you Aiden. You waste your life.
We've just discussed how you do nothing but hedonistic garbage. Your entire life's a whole lot.
You have all this opportunity at your young age and you're sitting around doing it.
Nothing with it but faith.
You're going to donate $100,000!
to an animal shelter because puppies deserve it.
Right now.
That's actually really sweet.
What if I'm waiting?
Okay, I don't know the legit one. Like, what if they just, like, steal my money and shit, and they don't do anything about the fucking shit? Oh, no, let's hope they don't steal your money. Let's hope they're more honorable than the drug dealers you fund. I don't do drugs, bro. I don't do drugs. You do drugs, don't lie. No, the only thing I do is drink alcohol. That's it, okay?
You live in LA.
If you live in LA, you're a fucking drug head like everybody else. That place is godless. It's a cesspit. It's disgusting. Every single female is fucking twerking on some perk bullshit. Or taking Adderall or Valium so she can calm down the amount of cocks she's been through.
It's a fucking shithole. There's nobody of any kind of moral substance or fiber in the entire city. You should leave immediately.
You know this, but that's why it attracted you. It attracted you because you want the degeneracy, because you're a degenerate person. You are donating $100,000 to a fucking animal charity.
today.
Fine. So pick one.
I've had enough with your shit, Aiden. Okay, okay. Where have you been, dude? Like seriously, where the fuck have you been? Why'd the internet do that to you?
- It's not even fair, bro.
It's not for you. It's a pretty good attempt to change. I don't see you on Instagram. I don't see you on TikTok anymore. Why they do that to you?
I'm all over TikTok. It's still TikTok. Okay, yes, but not as much as I used to see you. Like, what happened, dude?
I'm gonna allow you to change subject. I want one to know that you don't fool me or trick me. Okay, I'm gonna allow him Thank you just as long as the internet knows that you're a stingy fuck and you want puppies to die Then I'm happy to sit here and change subject with you
So you don't give a fuck about the puppies, that's fine. Aiden doesn't care. He only cares about fucking degenerate bullshit, LA slags,
doing drugs and all this other garbage. If you agree with that, then fine. Let's talk about something else.
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Let's talk about something else, bro.
One second.
- Thank you.
Dude, where the fuck is this guy, bro? Why does he look-- bro! No way that you're spending L-A-ing, bro. Oh, my God, this chat's weird as fuck. No, no, I literally look at you guys all differently, bro. I swear to God, you guys are being all weird, bro. Stop dick-sucking, bro. I'm about to run ads all stream, and you're gonna fucking sub, bitch.
Fuck you guys, you guys are being assholes, bro. Why is it daytime where he's at too? Where the fuck is he, bro?
Dude, you guys are being weird, bro.
Hmm.
Thank you.
Howdy.
I missed you.
Thank you very much. I appreciate that. You got bigger and you got stronger.
I am very big and very strong. I'm a very big very strong man and also a massive you. Thank you You know what upsets me the most? everyone accuses me of being
Everyone accuses me of being on steroids and I'm not. And it actually annoys me that steroids exist because my monumental size and power would be respected a lot more if everyone else wasn't on fucking steroids. Everyone else is on juice besides me. I want to do every single drug test on the planet to prove that I am gifted by God.
A rabbit needs drugs to look like a tiger. When God creates a predator, he just has natural ability. You understand? I'm not Logan. I don't need to fucking juice up the moon. I'm not some dickhead.
Yo, wait, why aren't you and Logan gonna like each other?
Listen.
His time is coming.
Yo, whoa, whoa, yo, Andrew, Andrew, yo, yo, Andrew, what the fuck? Yo, what are you doing on your laptop? What are you doing on your laptop, bro? Some devious shit. What's funny?
Don't know are you laughing? I don't know are you laughing? What are you doing your laptop? Oh?
You're not very entertaining, so I said one second to get my laptop so I could also do my work, my important things while talking to you. Because you're not very entertaining or engaging or smart.
or intelligent. You don't say anything that's very insightful. It's not very often you make me think. In fact, I can't think of a single time you've said a sentence and I've had to sit and contemplate and go, wow, that's a very interesting, articulate,
unique astute point.
Never ever once.
So because I can basically talk to you while I'm asleep,
I may as well do my work at the same time.
Wow, you just really shit on me.
I'm just telling you the truth, young man. Good for you. I don't lie to you about anything.
I want the absolute best for you and for the world. I'm a man of God.
It would be disingenuous for me to sit here and pretend you're interesting, funny, or cool.
- I have a question. You said call on Telegram and then you said,
Call, I fucking said in all caps. Why were you like screaming at me through the app?
Because you had exactly one minute left till I decided not to turn up anymore. I have things to do.
Obey. Comply. Instantly. Where are you right now?
I'm in Dubai.
Aw, how's that going?
Have you ever been?
Nah, I need to go though.
I need you.
I really want to go. There's no drugs in Dubai. I know. It's a shame. I don't do drugs, bro. I swear my... Look at me. Look at me. You live in LA. Why are you lying to me? It's a stereotype, bro. Stop doing that, bro.
Then you do steroids. You fucking steroid using fuck. You small shrink dick fuck. You can't even get hard. You've erectile dysfunction. Oh, I made you laugh.
See, you missed me. What have you been up to, bro? I've really been missing you real shit.
What have you been up to?
I'm more famous than I've ever been. The cancellation is completely and hardly failed.
So in Dubai, are you getting treated like a...
I don't know, what do you call it over there?
What are you doing over in Dubai? Like, what are you... Are they treating you well?
I get treated well everywhere I go.
But yeah, Dubai is certainly the city of the future. Dubai is not...
collapsing in real time like most western cities are so i love dubai i always have i i usually come here every winter but i'm gonna spend a lot more time here so
Good. It's a great place. Good. I'm going to have to fly out and I'm going to have to link. You know, it'll be kind of fun.
We should. You should fly out and I should spar.
Train. Do important things.
We can film it all.
No, for sure, for sure. Okay, so... Cool, there's direct flights from LA, so why don't you book a flight right now? Stop making excuses.
No, I'm not doing that. No, I have a lot of shit going on. Okay. I'm going to work in a flight. You're not gonna make money to charity. What are you doing? I'm going through a breakup, bro. It's hard bro. Stop being so hard on me. Damn, dude. You yourself even know heartbreak hurts.
Heartbreak does hurt. Yeah, I agree with you heartbreak hurts. Okay. So come on bear with me a little bit. How long ago? Did you break up?
about a month or two ago.
Why do you think she left you?
No, it was mutual.
Why do you think she left you?
It was mutual.
listen people outgrow each other bro people sometimes in life they don't work out and that's just how life is bro you got to understand respect that
You know what I mean? That's what girls say when it's fucking someone else.
People outgrow each other. It's not you. It's me. You know what? You're a really good friend. I don't see you that way. Once they have a new cock to gobble on, that's usually what happens.
So who does she fuck?
Do you know yet? Did you even find out?
No, I don't think she is fucking anyone.
Oh, yeah, she left you to be by herself.
She left you to sit at home alone and watch TV. Yeah, 100%. 100% that's why she left you, G.
She left you because you just really wanted to sit at home by herself, not to run around with some other dude. You're totally right. She's a good person. She's different than all the rest. Completely agree.
She ain't fucking nobody. Don't worry, you can sleep just fine at night. Maybe you should text her when you're lonely. Send her a text. She might text back this time. She's definitely not with some dude.
You know all those other times she didn't reply? She was tired.
She was asleep.
Don't worry about it. This time she might text back, "Miss you too. Wish we could have worked out."
There's not some dude like me sitting next to her laughing at your messages.
Bro, you're weird as fuck, bro.
Yeah, so you grew apart. You grew apart. Okay, carry on with the fairy tale.
Okay, then I moved to LA. And then after I moved to LA...
Then I moved to LA. Show me her. Let me see if she's even hot. Show me her.
Show me her. I'll see what you were talking about. I mean you can look her up yourself. I mean I don't you know I don't care.
On what? Not on social media.
Joke's on you, pussy.
Oh no, I don't get to see your ex. That's absolutely devastating. Terrible. I was trying to do you a favor here because you know what? As an extremely experienced man, what I have is flawless Hodar.
So I can look and instantly tell you.
Not only if she's a hoe, but who she's sleeping with now, everything, head to toe. I'm flawless.
So I try to offer you my I offer you my services
And as usual, you're rude. You're rude. Fly to Dubai. Fly to Dubai now. We'll talk.
Come here.
You want me to come to you?
Bring that fucking, bring your ex.
Maybe you can make up, get back together. I'll fix it. I'll mediate. Imagine the Twitch stream where I'm the mediator, I'm the marriage counselor.
You and her and I get it all fixed listen, but she will have to admit I was right that no one grew apart She just grew into a new dick. She is
She made an OnlyFans yesterday.
Thank you.
She's been doing a lot more than that, G. I don't know why you're worried about a fucking website. Only fans. Don't have a website. Don't worry about that. She's been up to a lot fucking more. How many times she not replied to at night? How many times she been asleep by 9 p.m.? She's different, bro. She's different. She's different. Yeah. She's super different, bro. A hundred percent.
She's so different. You know your problem?
If I split up with a girl, I sit there and understand that females don't like to downgrade. And I say, okay, she now has to meet another man.
with hundreds of millions of dollars, who's an ex-athlete or kickboxing world champion, who's strong and smart and interesting and funny, and the most famous martyr of earth for trying to crack the matrix. There's no competition, but your problem is...
You're so fucking normal. Yeah, you have a Twitch stream. Who gives a shit? You look like Joe Schmo. You act like Joe Schmo. You do Joe Schmo shit. So if she'll fuck a man like you, she'll fuck basically anybody. And that means that she can get a guy from KFC or Starbucks or fucking some other random Twitch clown.
And you can get replaced so quick. That's what your problem is. I don't have that problem.
You do.
So if you think that you're so, if you think you're so fucking special, Aiden, that throughout all these months, she couldn't find some other guy in terrible shape who drinks soy lattes and enough money to afford a shitty apartment in fucking LA, then you are out of your mind. Cause I guarantee she could.
And has. That's so weird. And it's done.
You're weird as fuck. Okay, listen, bro. Whatever. I'm not weird. I've played the truth. You are, bro. What's weird about the truth?
The truth is beautiful. You must accept and embrace it. You must look in the mirror and accept that I am right.
And you need to become a formidable force of man that cannot be replaced or replicated anywhere else on God's green earth. That's what you must do. You are failing yourself and God. That's why she left you, Aidan. That's why she left you. Because why? Because I failed God?
Correct. You're a failing God. If you were the best version of yourself and you were waking up every day trying your absolute best to be a unique and special individual...
then you would not be failing God any longer, and he would not plague you with this bad luck.
Now you're sitting here upset over some bitch who has replaced you! And you deserve it. So what do I do, Andrew?
I've told you what to do. I've told you what to do since we've ever started fucking talking.
I told you to become a man of substance. I said, "Come here and I will train you. I will turn you into an animal, a predator, a monster."
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe later. Soy latte, please, from Starbucks. You're a fuck up, Aiden.
You're a fuck up.
Thank you.