Transcript
*music*
So I'm sitting in the garden of my house.
directly in front of me.
is a tree.
- Thank you.
In fact, there's five trees. Four of them have leaves and one of them doesn't.
Is this tree a loser?
- Okay.
Well...
Can trees be losers? I guess.
not having leaves as a tree
It's like not having a Bugatti as a man.
Somewhere along the line, you just fucked up.
It wasn't really that hard to get
All I had to do was be smarter than everybody else and
do the work they were too lazy to do. It wasn't that difficult, but
On a side note Talking about my monumental successes Coming from a single parent household in Luton, England The lowest income town in the entire country
Before that, living in Gary, Indiana, the murder capital of America at the time.
then becoming the most famous.
Man on the planet.
worth hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars, some would estimate over a billion.
I've pulled all of this off with maybe 60% effort.
I could have tried harder.
I mean, I tried. I'm not lazy.
But I could have tried harder.
I can't sit here and say I gave it all I had.
That's a lie.
Because I took time out of my day to fuck your bitch.
You know? Perhaps I was just
Thank you.
Thank you.
The first one to do it.
The first one
to have enough balls.
to say what everybody else was thinking.
Instead of sitting there going, "Well if I say what everyone else is thinking, they're gonna cancel me and delete my channels."
So instead,
I put together the ultimate Aikido plan. To force them to delete me and make such a big spectacle of it that they have to drive me towards another platform.
E.G. Rumble.
which is publicly traded. There are people who can buy stocks in Rumble, you know.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Maybe it was all just a plan to make millions of dollars.
But the fact I came first certainly had something to do with it. My coach used to say, if you land first, you land twice.
It's true, especially on the street. If the fight is certain...
Putin said this: "Growing up in the streets of Leningrad, I learned that if a fight is certain, you must at least strike first."
Don't lose your element of surprise.
Being first, there's a lot to say about it. And even you brokies at home know this.
Even you broke
insignificant
stupid, lazy, ugly losers at home. You, right now, you watching this with that average ass
Bitch.
No, I'm telling the truth.
If you get into Bitcoin first, you make money.
If you get into AI first, you're going to make some money.
You need to try and be first. And I've talked about it at length, about how you're never going to be first, because you get your information from Twitter. By the time it's on Twitter, everyone knows you're last.
The news last night.
You need to have a network. You gotta have guys who know guys. You gotta know people. You need the war room.
I've talked about all this. I don't want to repeat myself.
You're out here by yourself.
without the perspicacity bestowed upon a network,
Opposingly, you're trying to use your own personal burst fugacity, which is lacking at best.
To outcompete groups of men Who know things you do not know
and will always be in before you will.
And I'm reminded by all of this, by this fuck-up tree. Because this tree...
isn't actually any less of a tree than the other trees. It's just as tall and it's the same species,
It should have leaves
The problem is...
It got planted.
A couple months later...
And by the time it got planted,
The other trees had already established their root systems.
And now this tree
can't get its roots deep enough to get enough water
to grow leaves. It can stay alive.
It's not dead.
So
But it's just kind of there.
and it can't get ahead.
Thank you.
A lot like you in your pathetic life. You have an apartment.
You have a car, you have sex with any girl who's stupid enough to want to have sex with you.
And we all know she's not top tier.
But you don't have leaves, you don't have bagatties and paganies and kernan's eggs and mansions and jets and yachts and you're not famous, you don't have any of this cool stuff.
Because you were just a little bit too late.
Now you're going through life saying things like I say.
Because you're a fan of me.
Hey man, how are you? Why didn't you say it back then? Because you were a coward. You were fearful. Now the world is mine.
All of it.
when you're last it's extremely difficult. Now if this tree was a top tree
like top G. I'm built different. So I could have come last and just destroyed the roots of all of my competitors.
But the average person like you, you need to get in first. Let me give you a very quick example.
Your bitch. Sorry. Don't be misogynist. Anyway, the female who's stupid enough to have sex with you. And I know she's stupid. She must be. Because...
Having sex with you means she has to like have a job or something.
It's great, you know. I meet these beautiful women. And sometimes they sit there. They're on a date with me and I'm not even talking to them. My version of a date is me and Tristan go somewhere.
Or me and the guys go somewhere, I let them come along, and they sit in the corner, I don't talk to them at all.
I don't want to talk to you, it's boring.
No care.
Thank you.
And they're probably sitting there, to be honest, they're probably sitting there going, this guy hasn't even said a single word to me.
But if I'm with him, I get to fly on private jets and I don't have to work. I don't have to pay my own bills. I don't.
And all my problems go away. And then she goes back out into the world and she goes, no, but he doesn't care about my opinions because my favorite movie is Matilda and he didn't care. And I deserve that.
So she goes back into the world, starts walking around, and then she realizes that chaos is coming.
War is coming. Money is becoming harder and harder to make.
Inflation is rampant.
She never stands a chance. She needs a warlord. And she lays there at night and thinks of me. No.
He didn't care about my favorite lip gloss and he didn't ask me Bart Kardashians and I deserve that.
So then what she does, she goes on a date with one of you.
And you sit there and you're like, "What's your favorite lip gloss, baby?"
and she tells you and you ask about Kardashians you have this great chat and she's like he cares about my personality and
And then she comes to the sober realization that your jokes and your connection and your personality means she has to work a nine to five for the rest of her life.
You're not that funny. Your personality is not that great. Then she leaves you. Then she texts me.
I accept.
I know you'll never talk to me. I'll sit around your house.
I've had girlfriends for five years. I don't think I've ever had a conversation with any of them.
Okay.
I don't talk to them.
Bye.
Hi, baby. Hi. Love you. Love you. What the fuck else is there to talk about? You dudes are at home with your girl. Hey, guess what happened today during my day?
Chick wouldn't even understand my fucking damn fight in the matrix. She doesn't even know how anything works, bro.
You're sitting there talking to some chick.
I don't have to talk to them. Anyway!
Point I was going to make is...
The reason you don't stand a chance with her is because...
I met her first.
if you hadn't met her first
Perhaps she would Enslave herself to a 9 to 5 For your jokes And you'd be together for like 8 months And by then you would have got her pregnant or something
And then it'd be too late because I wouldn't want her.
You know?
Your only hope of out-competing a man like me is to get in first. If me and you date a girl on the same day,
For all of you. You don't stand a chance. None of you.
Your jokes, your funny, I'm the most famous man on the planet. It's over.
But if you meet her first...
And I don't meet her for a long time.
You can get your little pee pee in.
Little pee pee in and out.
You might pull something off. You gotta be first if you're not exceptional.
Even if you're the same as all the other trees, if you're not first, you end up with no leaves.
See the rhyme I just wrote?
I guess the story here...
Is that most of you are so brutally unremarkable, your only chance of ever succeeding, ever, is to simply know things other people don't know. That's your only hope. That's it. And the worst thing about this is...
that you unremarkable idiots when you're told something that other people don't know you
because you don't understand how unremarkable you are.
Don't listen.
Imagine that is your only chance.
Because you're an idiot.
If you looked in the mirror and said,
Yeah, I walk around the mall and I see people pretty much just like me.
I ain't shit.
I better pay attention when somebody important tells me something.
But instead you look in the mirror and go,
Well, my girlfriend thinks I'm special. I listen to her lip gloss recommendations.
So you just stay fucking you're a dumbass. And then someone will come along and say to you, hey,
I can teach you something. I can give you a chance to become a remarkable individual.
Well, I don't know. I think maybe I'm already remarkable. You end up like this fucking tree.
I'm going to tell you something all of you already know.
I'm not gonna predict the future perfectly, 'cause I always have and always will.
You already know the artificial intelligence is going to be implemented in every single element of our lives. You already know that. That's an accepted fact for anyone with a brain. You already know that the brightest minds on this planet are the brightest minds on this planet.
Including me.
Perhaps the brightest mind.
along with the most powerful entities and largest finance pools which exist,
are dedicating monumental resource towards artificial intelligence, and their primary objective is to replace humanity. Replace humans.
Thank you.
So most of you are going to become useless.
Side note
You should study what happens to useless people in history. It's really interesting. Because there's been a bunch of times in history when something changed and then you had these huge swaths of the population that had no purpose. You should look up what happened to them. Because the same thing happened to all of them every single time throughout all the time periods, throughout the entire globe, no matter where they were geographically or where they were chronologically, they all ended up fucking murdered. Interesting. So you're thinking it's going to be fine.
"Oh, they'll just give me a pod and they'll give me my bugs, and they'll let me just sit in my pod with my bugs." No, they'll get rid of you because they don't need you. And you're annoying. You have opinions. You're protesting now. "I want a job. I want a job." You can have a bullet, idiot. Send the machines to get rid of you. So we're all moving towards AI, you understand this. I spoke about it on a previous emergency meeting, about how AI is going to replace everything. AI will be the only business.
There'll be no store without AI.
There'll be no...
YouTube channel with AI. There'll be no crypto without AI.
There will be no service without AI, no product without AI. AI is absolutely everything.
So you need to learn about AI to stand any chance at all.
This is somebody giving you a heads up.
Mr. Average Tree.
Because if you become last,
Once you've worked out that you need to know about these things,
They're going to have no leaves.
I'll be fucking your girl.
Then they'll kill you.
So,
this logic is bulletproof it's very easy to see
I will teach you everything
I use in all of my companies about artificial intelligence for $49.
49 measly dollars. I'll teach you all you need to know.
And you know,
Let's continue talking. Why do I do that?
I've always been the kind of person...
who like to objectively verify his worldviews.
So,
For example,
If I woke up and thought I was fantastic,
I needed reason to think it. I couldn't be arrogant and say, "I'm fantastic. Why? I just am. God loves me, bro." Those people are losers. I'd sit and say, "Well, let me go kick the shit out of people and become a kickboxing world champion so I can prove I'm better than others."
I'll do anything it takes to prove I'm the best.
Because then I get to say I'm the best and say, ah, objectively, it's true. Here's an objective fact. Look, I am the best at this. I am the most Googled man on the planet. The numbers show it.
Me.
- Thank you.
I think the reason I teach people how to make money so...
cost effectively for $49 is so that anyone can join.
So when a poor person comes up to me, which is basically all of you, brokies,
When you broke, he's come up to me and go, hey man.
I'm a big fan. I'm like, hey, yeah.
Like, "Oh, I want to be successful like you one day."
I'm like, cool.
Are you in Hustles University?
No!
So I just know you're a dickhead.
I think the reason I do it is so that I have an instant dickhead filter.
Are you at Hustle University? Yeah, I am. I made this much money. I made $10,000 last month. I'm actually in this campus. I can't wait to upgrade to the Champions program when I can enroll in this other campus.
Are you in Hotspur University? No.
I wanna be successful like you one day!
Wow.
Useless eaters.
I've often questioned if I would
You know, like when it all finally goes down.
And us elites, us globalists with all our money and all our houses and all our power and all our influence and all our control, we finally...
start shooting you.
Thank you.
Would I just ignore it?
Or would I actually, you know...
Join in.
Then I imagine all the people who come up to me, I'm not a member of us with diversity, but I won't be really rich. Come follow.
Probably.
Yeah.