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1:59:37.53Ladies and gentlemen, neighbors and friends.

1:59:40.48Welcome to another Cigar Evening with Tristan Tate. There's no fancy intros, there are no videos, there are no clips, no photos, no tweets that I put up on the screen. It's simply me talking to you. Now if you don't know how these cigar nights typically work, what I do is I light myself a cigar, I talk about it for a few minutes, I let you know if it's good or not.

2:00:00.36And throughout the time I'm answering your questions and speaking to you, replying to the super chats, answering the questions which were asked to me on X, I enjoy the cigar.

2:00:09.90With you, my friends.

2:00:11.58And then...

2:00:12.75I finish. The cigar I've chosen today

2:00:16.26simply has a War Room logo and the words Tristan Tate on it, because it was specially rolled by me. And it's not a brand I could talk about or a brand you could ever get your hands on.

2:00:27.00Thank you.

2:00:28.11That's because tonight I'm not here to talk about a cigar. As I answer your questions.

2:00:33.39Indie.

2:00:34.98Cigar evening.

2:00:36.06The more perspicacious of my fans and followers may have noticed that there is a coffee machine

2:00:42.84to my right.

2:00:43.95Well...

2:00:45.51That's because today I'm going to talk about a coffee brand. It's not my coffee brand. It's not Top G's coffee. It's not owned by me like fireblood. However, it's morally the correct coffee to drink. If you don't know, and if you haven't seen my previous posts on it,

2:01:03.331775 coffee is absolutely fucking excellent. Now I don't know how to review coffee.

2:01:10.62I only review cigars and tobacco products, but it's very very good and to prove how good it is We're gonna see how many of them I get through and

2:01:19.59during my

2:01:21.63time on this show. So

2:01:24.96I never make myself coffee, but...

2:01:27.51my butler has politely explained to me

2:01:30.63how to use this espresso machine. I'm going to run the first espresso of the evening. While you guys are getting your questions in, I'm also going to light my cigar. And make sure you check out the link which is going to be at the bottom of this podcast, and purchase yourself some 1775 coffee,

2:01:46.68It does not support The Matrix, it does not support BlackRock, it does not support Starbucks, it does not support any of the brands who do morally reprehensible things. It is the coffee of freedom fighters and if you buy coffee anyway, you may as well get it from 1774. So...

2:02:01.89Thank you.

2:02:02.73First espresso of the evening. Any questions you'd like answered?

2:02:06.09Super chat them.

2:02:16.85to me.

2:02:18.99*kiss*

2:02:20.30I'll need someone to keep count as well of how many espressos I drink.

2:02:24.54*clap*

2:02:27.57Thank you.

2:02:29.01Thank you.

2:02:35.20*click click click*

2:02:39.39Thank you.

2:02:40.05*fart noise*

2:02:44.67Thank you.

2:02:45.48*clap*

2:02:51.36*Loud sound of engine*

2:02:57.80Thanks for watching!

2:03:00.13My cup was in slightly the wrong place and I spilled a few precious drops of coffee.

2:03:06.60Skill issue.

2:03:08.55Amateur hour.

2:03:10.79Is that it?

2:03:13.59Wonderful. So this is espresso number one.

2:03:18.18I've spilt more of it. This one doesn't count. I've spilt about 25% of this so far.

2:03:23.04*Sigh*

2:03:24.09*snoring*

2:03:26.76But 1775 coffee is fucking excellent. That's what I'm gonna call it. 'Cause I don't know how to review coffee. I don't know if it's full-bodied. I don't know if it's whatever the fuck people talk about coffee. I'm actually a professionally trained barista, funnily enough.

2:03:40.83We all know that story. But it's fucking excellent.

2:03:43.80Buy it today.

2:03:44.79I want people to tweet that at me. 1775 coffee, it's fucking excellent.

2:03:48.63*snoring*

2:03:53.65So there are many things that I'd like to talk about.

2:03:57.36on today's Cigar Evening.

2:04:00.49I posted on X if anyone had any questions for me or any topics they'd like to see me cover.

2:04:07.65Thank you.

2:04:09.09And the number one response I got annoyed the hell out of me.

2:04:14.85I was furious. I was pissed.

2:04:17.58That's because the number one question I get whenever I'm looking for information, whenever I say, "Look people, tell me something." I'm now actively on my ex account reading the replies. The number one reply I get is, "Hey bro, I have a really important DM for you. Please check your DMs. It's really important that I talk to you."

2:04:40.83I'm going to spend the next few minutes explaining exactly how unimportant it is that you guys send me.

2:04:47.78this stupid DM. And it's not all of you, it's about one in

2:04:51.3010, 1 in 11, 1 in 12 questions I get is check your DMs. It's important. Check your DMs. It's important. Now you motherfuckers know that I'm actively on X looking through.

2:05:04.68for interesting questions to talk about on my cigar evening. And what you do is you're not just ruining my day. You're ruining everyone's day because here I am talking about it. You're like the kid who fucked up in class and every other kid has to listen to the lecture. When you say to me,

2:05:20.37Tristan, I have an important DM for you. It's urgent.

2:05:25.35I'm sorry.

2:05:26.79You're fucking lying.

2:05:29.28It might be urgent to you.

2:05:32.61that I read your stupid business proposal. It might be important to you that I read your request for free money, but it's not actually important to me, is it?

2:05:44.37About 0%. So when you try to trick me with messages and posts like, this is important, this is urgent, please reply. What you mean is this is urgent to me. I need you to give me free money. It's urgent. Urgent to me would be, hey, I have a credible source that says you and your brother are going to be assassinated. I have information about the Matrix attack that's

2:06:14.37the word urgent and don't use the word important to me if you're gonna send me some business plan because if your business is good enough it doesn't need my money

2:06:24.54Thank you.

2:06:25.38And if your idea is good enough, it doesn't need my money. And if you're asking me for free money, don't. That's not what the internet is for. It's a shame how panhandlers used to at least have to suffer some level of...

2:06:38.28indignation. If life had gotten so bad that you find yourself begging on the streets, one,

2:06:45.30You're desperate.

2:06:47.13and in need of money. And you must be desperate because you are facing the public ridicule of being a homeless person, of being a bum, of being a man who's standing on the streets begging for money. Now, there are good reasons to do that. I understand there are lots of homeless veterans, there are lots of people in very bad positions who have to go out,

2:07:04.86into the streets and ask for money. Let me tell you what's wrong about doing it online.

2:07:10.68The problem is...

2:07:13.02that you

2:07:14.28Pussies?

2:07:15.66aren't in the situation where you need to be begging. Because you have internet access, you have a smart device, you have a laptop, because you're posting at me. So I know you're not that broke.

2:07:28.41Behind your anonymous

2:07:30.48cartoon picture profile, what you've done is you're doing all the negatives of begging, but without having to face any of the social repercussions of being a beggar. But make no mistake, you are no better than the people begging on the streets. I would argue that you are in fact worse because you're sitting there inside with an electricity generator

2:07:54.81with your electricity bill paid and your electronic device, smart device or laptop, in your hand, and thinking, "What should I do today? I've got internet access.

2:08:03.75I've got

2:08:05.69electricity. I've obviously eaten. I'm not starving to death. I'm not dead. What can I do today to try and get money? I know. I'll use these amazing tools, the internet, which gives me the ability to access all sorts of information from anywhere. I could join the real world and learn from the professors inside. No, I know.

2:08:24.03I'm going to beg

2:08:25.92People.

2:08:27.57And you copy and paste your message to me and other people who are famous for having a bunch of money.

2:08:33.90And, uh...

2:08:35.73quite frankly, you should be ashamed of yourself and I will never give you money. So when I reach out to my ex-account and I reach out to people and I say, hey,

2:08:43.60What am I going to talk about tonight?

2:08:45.16Don't send me a message saying, "Hey, this is important.

2:08:47.92Because it's you asking me for free money. And that's not important to me.

2:08:51.25That's important to you. And I will basically always say no.

2:08:58.42Espresso number one, 1775 coffee. Fucking excellent.

2:09:03.73Let's do another one.

2:09:13.71number two

2:09:17.02Thank you.

2:09:18.43*door opens*

2:09:21.58you

2:09:22.33*drill sound*

2:09:35.20Coffee number two.

2:09:37.18Thank you.

2:09:38.50you

2:09:42.49Thank you.

2:09:46.07Right, so now let's get into some serious questions, because a lot of people did have a lot of serious questions to ask me.

2:09:52.04JJB asks me right now, "What's your opinion on joining US military in today's world? And if it's not worth it, would it be better if Trump is re-elected?" It's going back and forth. I've been going back and forth with it for some time now. Well, that's exactly, you've answered your own question there.

2:10:08.29Whose army are you joining?

2:10:10.27Thank you.

2:10:11.53Who is the commander-in-chief? Who decides who you fight and who decides who sends you potentially to your death? Donald trump

2:10:20.38Started zero new wars as president of the United States, which should be very normal, but it's not it should be very normal for a man in charge of the world's most powerful country to take charge of that country and to use that power and influence to make sure that new wars do not spring up and especially new wars that involve American soldiers. When the commander in chief.

2:10:41.86is

2:10:43.36dilapidated, demented,

2:10:45.55Thank you.

2:10:46.03has lost his mind, isn't...

2:10:49.27really the person you think he is, being controlled by others. When the commander-in-chief is somebody behind the shadows, someone behind the curtain, you have to be very careful about joining any kind of military. I'll give you an example. Romania is now sending troops to Yemen to fight the Houthis.

2:11:07.73Okay. I don't know how much Romanian history you people at home know.

2:11:13.90but I know more. Romania,

2:11:17.26and the Houthis of Yemen have quite literally nothing to do

2:11:23.80with one another.

2:11:25.42Nothing. Zero. Less than zero. But who's the commander-in-chief of all NATO forces?

2:11:33.16The President of the United States, arguably. And if he decides that young men from Romania have to go to Yemen and fight the Houthis...

2:11:41.29Then you've got to go.

2:11:42.61So before you sign up to any military, Mr. JJB, because joining the military teaches young men a lot of discipline. It's a very noble thing to do if you have a noble commander in chief. Think about who your boss will be. My advice to you.

2:11:55.51would be wait until November and see who the new Commander-in-Chief is. Because if it's a noble, good-hearted man like Donald Trump, who isn't going to send you to die for his own personal interests and the bank accounts of his rich friends who own shares in Lockheed Martin and Raytheon,

2:12:11.74then by all means sign up. If someone like Hillary Clinton were your commander in chief,

2:12:18.70Yeah.

2:12:19.60Don't do it.

2:12:21.49Now...

2:12:23.98The bishop who was stabbed in Australia is another very, very important question that's come up.

2:12:30.70And a lot of people are asking about my brother's take on it. My brother's saying it's good

2:12:35.44that christians are now pissed um

2:12:39.70I have a slightly different view to my brother.

2:12:42.54Because I've been pissed for a very long time.

2:12:46.59I understand my brother's perspective when he's saying, you know, finally the Christians are up and mad about something. Finally the Christians are mad about their way of life within their countries being attacked, and it took a bishop being stabbed to do that.

2:13:03.10You see,

2:13:04.12I am part of an elite group of permanently pissed Christians. So I don't see it as, "Ah, Christianity is now under attack." I think it's been under attack for the last 15, 20 years.

2:13:20.03I've been furious for as long as I've been a Christian.

2:13:23.44Now, I've been pissed because a bishop being attacked is the attack of a physical person. And obviously, I wish him the speediest recovery. And I'll include him in my prayers tonight. However...

2:13:37.12The religion being under attack is a very different thing.

2:13:40.84Now, the religion being under attack would be not necessarily the attack of a figure within the religion. It's not necessarily about, I mean, the time that the Protestant guy tried to shoot Pope John Paul II, I believe it was in the 1970s. That was the attack on the Pope. But an attack on the religion is when every single member of that religion is asked or forced to accept the compromise of their values.

2:14:11.38A lot more than the attack on any individual will make it seem. And for a very long time. So I don't see it the way my brother does because I've been pissed forever. I see pride flags in churches. I see...

2:14:27.04female clergy, I see these things as attacks on our faith, and I see these as betrayals of the values of Christianity.

2:14:35.23Not that females aren't qualified to know the Bible, but a female is just as qualified to be the vicar of Christ on earth as I am to be the vicar of the Virgin Mary. I mean, it doesn't make any sense. So, yeah.

2:14:48.89Christianity has been under attack for a very long time. And I'm permanently pissed. That said...

2:14:55.27I wish him a very speedy recovery. I hope he gets well very, very soon. I'm glad that the...

2:14:59.92Thank you.

2:15:00.82that the

2:15:02.56Injuries were non-lethal. And yeah, he's a true G. So good luck to him.

2:15:09.73Hi Tristan!

2:15:11.44In the middle of this crypto market, what coins do you think I should invest in?

2:15:17.47Okay.

2:15:18.73Thank you.

2:15:21.67Do you know why I'm so rich in crypto?

2:15:25.36I'm going to tell you why I'm so rich in crypto. Espresso number two.

2:15:32.11Thank you.

2:15:34.78Fucking excellent, 1775.

2:15:37.66That's poor third one. I'll tell you why I'm so fucking rich in crypto.

2:15:41.71Thank you.

2:15:42.19Because I don't try to make money with crypto. I do make money with crypto.

2:15:47.20I've got the people inside the real world, people inside the war room who give me tips on what to buy. I tend not to share that information in public. But the reason is, over the seven years that crypto has been going strong...

2:15:58.63over the seven years where

2:16:01.54People have been investing in this stuff and buying it and trading it. I've been making loads of real money in the real world.

2:16:09.82No pun intended.

2:16:11.41-

2:16:12.49And what I mean by that is this: six years ago there were nerds who made a bunch of money in Bitcoin.

2:16:19.66and they would preach against fiat currency, "Oh, fiat currency is bad, crypto's the future." And they were, say, 35 years old. Well, fiat currency very much is still the currency of the world, and they're now 42. They've spent seven years

2:16:34.18trying to live...

2:16:35.86pay their bills, finance their lifestyles, pay for their kids schools on this crypto pump they caught seven years ago, and some of them have enough money to do so. But to sit there and shit on fiat currency as though it's not the currency that currently controls the world, because crypto is the future, just goes to show that you have absolutely no sales skills, no business skills, no real world skills, no applicable skills to actually make money. Besides gambling, besides hoping that when you buy a crypto, it's going to go up.

2:17:05.86now

2:17:08.35If you make enough money

2:17:10.54Thank you.

2:17:11.47in the real world. Let's say you're making $300,000 a year and you have been for the last seven years. Well, then crypto is very easy. You take 50,000 or 100,000 a year and you buy Bitcoin and ETH and a few things you like.

2:17:27.28And what happens is you find yourself very rich in cryptocurrency as I have found myself.

2:17:33.29But I have been trying to make money fiat currency in lots of different ways for a very long time. And using that money to invest in cryptocurrency. So when you ask me stupid questions like, hey...

2:17:45.55Uh...

2:17:46.96what coin should I buy to get rich? Why not get rich and then buy coins is my question.

2:17:53.20Even the chat.

2:17:55.09In this stream of my friends and colleagues and people who watch me and people who I think respect my opinion, even in this chat when people say something stupid like, Fiat's dead.

2:18:05.63Fiat isn't fucking dead, mate. And it's not going to be dead for a very long time if it dies at all. Sure, crypto's better. Sure, crypto's easier. Sure, crypto's more convenient. Fiat has the US military behind it.

2:18:19.84And a bunch of nerds with a bunch of coins on the internet are not going to supersede the people who are in charge of the Federal Reserve Bank and thus the US military. No. Fiat certainly isn't dead.

2:18:31.75And I'll tell you why it's not dead.

2:18:33.28Because you who just said that,

2:18:35.38If I offered to give you $2 million in fiat currency,

2:18:39.58And I said, well, I'll give it to you. You can have it, but you could never buy crypto with it. Would you take it?

2:18:45.27Of course you fucking would. And you'd be rich forever because everything in the world, everything you could possibly want to get your hands on, you can buy in fiat currency. So no, fiat currency isn't dead.

2:18:54.69You may believe crypto is a better system. I may believe crypto is a better system. But you are not more powerful than the US military and the people who hold all the fucking gold reserves. So shut up.

2:19:04.35Make money, buy crypto with the money you make, and buy coins after getting rich. Don't try to get rich by buying coins. It reminds me of that scene in The Wolf of Wall Street when Matthew McConaughey, I don't know what his character's name is.

2:19:21.27Coffee number three.

2:19:24.05This is easy! Why haven't I made my own coffee my whole life?

2:19:30.61.

2:19:38.13*door opens*

2:19:39.90you

2:19:41.34you

2:19:41.85*slap*

2:19:55.65here we go

2:20:02.44So anyway, when Matthew McConaughey and the Wolf of Wall Street is sitting there saying,

2:20:06.72Stockbrokers don't do shit. We don't create anything. We don't build anything. We buy a stock at this price. We sell at this price. But we don't actually make anything. It's a fugazi. It's a fugazi. We all know the scene.

2:20:18.54That's most crypto bros who are trying to get rich and catch a pump. You're not actually providing the world with anything. Even if you were to take a business I run like the real world, an online educational platform, I'm providing the world with an online educational platform and money is coming in. And from money that I make from running this large tech company, I can then use some to buy crypto. Cool. You're not creating anything just trying to buy shit coins.

2:20:43.29So I would advise you the...

2:20:46.03Absolute opposite. I would not advise you on what coins to buy to get rich. I would advise you to get rich and then to buy coins.

2:20:51.87Because fiat currency is here to fucking stay for a good fucking while. In fact, I'm going to rant a little bit about this. Because I was talking to some girl... Who lives in fucking... God knows where. I don't know. But she's a big fan of certain cryptos and crypto communities. And she was saying stupid shit to me about... The people who own ETH and the people who own...

2:21:11.88lots of Bitcoin and a lot of the big investors. And they were saying, "These people are so rich, they're worth hundreds of billions. They're richer than Jeff Bezos. They're richer than Elon Musk."

2:21:19.68No, they're not.

2:21:21.24They have internet coins. And a lot of them, unless they have it in Bitcoin, don't have the exit liquidity

2:21:27.36to cash out as much as Elon Musk or to cash out as much as Jeff Bezos.

2:21:31.32It's all theoretical money until you turn it into something real. And I know you crypto guys are going to get mad at me for saying this.

2:21:38.49Jeff Bezos has the world's largest logistics company in the world. Everybody who sells anything from anywhere on Earth can get that object anywhere and sell it through his platform anywhere on the planet.

2:21:50.16He is richer than someone with an equal value in internet tokens. He would be richer than someone who has 400 billion worth of Dogecoin. Because if you tried to sell the Doge,

2:22:02.67The price drops massively after you've sold the first few million, and then it's not worth the amount you had anymore. Same with Elon Musk, the man owns Tesla.

2:22:11.55One of the best, one of the biggest car companies in the world. The best new car company for sure. The biggest new car company for sure. He's sending rockets to space. He owns factories.

2:22:21.14well, this guy's richer than Elon Musk because he has a bunch of internet tokens. No, he isn't.

2:22:25.29Because if the internet token drops, he hasn't got shit. It's all...

2:22:29.22A big circle jerk. And everyone in crypto loves to pretend that these people who came up with the cryptocurrencies are geniuses. And this project's great. And let's jerk this guy off. And let's jerk that guy off. He's such a revolutionary. I will give...

2:22:43.47the title of genius to whoever the man who created Bitcoin was. Incredibly smart idea, incredibly well placed, incredibly well timed, incredibly well done.

2:22:54.27No one else after that is a genius. You're jumping on the bandwagon.

2:22:58.74So no, you have to provide value to the real world. Do some copywriting. Mow some fucking grass. Cut someone's hedges. Go work at McDonald's. Use the money investing crypto. Don't try to get rich from crypto alone.

2:23:13.05"Hey Tristan!" Espresso number three.

2:23:17.28What do you think about the recent attack

2:23:19.77From Iran on Israel.

2:23:22.11*snoring*

2:23:24.12Thank you.

2:23:24.66Ah. Let's delete the country names for a second. Let's erase the country names.

2:23:33.45So we're not talking about Iran or Israel.

2:23:36.42*sniff*

2:23:38.46It reminded me of a scene in the movie Gladiator.

2:23:42.42at the very beginning when they're campaigning in Germania, and Maximus is standing there with his captain, Quintus, and all the Germans

2:23:52.56come out of the woods against this bigger, more organized, better organized Roman army. And Quintus looks at Maximus, he says,

2:24:00.72People should know when they're conquered.

2:24:03.33And Maximus looks at him and says, would you, Quintus?

2:24:06.63Would I?

2:24:08.16As in if someone was trying to attack your home, what would you do? You wouldn't just surrender because all the Romans are here and let's surrender. And the Romans didn't surrender. They fought the barbarians until they were wiped out.

2:24:20.281468.

2:24:22.32So anyway,

2:24:25.23Let's erase the names of the countries when talking about this Iran and Israel thing. And it's not that I'm afraid of saying the names of the countries.

2:24:31.92I have 20,000 people watching me right now, and you're all from different nations in the world. Here is my question to you. I don't care if you're Israeli, I don't care if you're Iranian, Chinese, Japanese, Brazilian, American, or British. I don't care where you are from. My question to you would be this.

2:24:49.02what would you do

2:24:51.60if a country

2:24:53.73attacked your consulate building and murdered

2:24:58.59prominent members of your government.

2:25:02.67What should the reaction be?

2:25:06.60Do you not react?

2:25:09.60It's an important question. You are British.

2:25:12.42the consulate building in Paris with a bunch of prominent members of the British military and the British judiciary and government etc are in the

2:25:21.84Paris.

2:25:23.43Consulate.

2:25:24.45and

2:25:26.94Mongolia

2:25:28.95Blows it up.

2:25:31.11Murdering British people.

2:25:34.08Would you as a British man say, oh, well, let's not retaliate?

2:25:37.56Or would you think,

2:25:39.51Fuck Mongolia.

2:25:40.92I'm going to go and bomb Ulan Batar as retribution to show that I'm not a pussy and to show that I'm not a walkover. I am going to go.

2:25:50.70And

2:25:51.69make sure that I respond to what the Mongolians did to us British here in Paris. Now that's a hypothetical situation. However,

2:26:00.18That's exactly what happened whether you like Israel whether you like Iran whether you hate both whether you like both prominent members of the Iranian regime were killed at an Iranian consulate building in Iraq and the Israelis took credit for the attack and

2:26:20.04What would you do?

2:26:22.23What do you think your country should do? Would you, Quintus? Would I? People should know when they're conquered. No, I believe...

2:26:30.27that people

2:26:31.35Should.

2:26:32.37Thank you.

2:26:34.96Thank you.

2:26:36.42Thank you.

2:26:38.47I believe that people should defend their own nation when their nation is attacked. Not just that they should,

2:26:46.92But they...

2:26:48.27Bye.

2:26:49.02certainly have the right to.

2:26:52.22I want to make a clarification here.

2:26:55.35Because I tend not to mention cryptocurrencies I'm invested in. But I mentioned Venom Network on a...

2:27:03.35podcast maybe a few weeks ago because I believed it was a new and exciting project. A new and exciting chain. And I just want to clear something up. Because I didn't mean that clip to go as viral as it went. And what I found is a bunch of scammers are trying to jump on the bandwagon. When I said Venom Network, I was talking about Venom

2:27:24.81The chain. Now, I believe Andrew has clarified this on X. If not, I will after this podcast.

2:27:31.67Scammers...

2:27:32.91are now making coins called Venom.

2:27:35.97on the Ethereum network, on the Solana network,

2:27:39.54They're making coins called "Top G likes Venom", "Tristan has Venom" on the Solana chain, and trying to sell them to easily tricked people using that clip from the podcast where I said I like Venom Network. No. I don't control Venom Network.

2:27:57.39It's not me. It's certainly not on the Solana chain. It's not an Ethereum meme coin. It's something completely different. I said I liked it. Don't fall for scammers.

2:28:09.90And I want to clarify that now. And I'm actually kind of upset I need to clarify that. Because people are really dickheads. I could say anything and people make a coin out of it.

2:28:20.50and try to say, "Well, Tristan popped the coin because he said this."

2:28:23.94Very, very stupid.

2:28:26.01So be careful what you invest in.

2:28:31.83Let's get a bit more light-hard.

2:28:33.68*click click click*

2:28:34.24- -

2:28:39.30Thank you.

2:28:39.99*knock knock*

2:28:41.73*Sigh* Hi Tristan!

2:28:45.12Who should play you in a movie?

2:28:48.33If a movie is made about my life, I would like a black female actress to play me. Question answered.

2:28:54.84D-E-I.

2:28:56.01Thank you.

2:28:57.72It's important.

2:28:58.98Back to seriousness.

2:29:03.70Hi Tristan, what do you think about all the people who were stabbed at the Sydney shopping center?

2:29:07.77What do you think about the attacker and his motivations?

2:29:11.37Thank you.

2:29:12.63How can we prevent this from happening?

2:29:15.12Well, I will tell you how we prevent this from happening, because obviously,

2:29:19.98Islamic terrorism does exist.

2:29:22.86Backwards people from the third world who claim to be Muslims do commit terrorist attacks. This was not an Islamic terror attack, despite everyone jumping on X five minutes afterwards and saying it was. Backwards losers from all sorts of third world countries commit all sorts of atrocities in the names of all sorts of religions. If you don't believe me, look up the genocide in Rwanda.

2:29:44.37Look it up. Rwanda genocide. Look it up. Christians killing Christians, murdering women and children. Third world uneducated people.

2:29:52.77unfortunately are capable of heinous things. But what do I think about the Sydney

2:29:57.44Shopping center attack and the stabbings well uh I actually saw a clip that made me very sad it was the

2:30:04.20dead attacker's father.

2:30:07.05And the father seemed like a... very decent man.

2:30:12.06I will say. The father seemed like a very decent man.

2:30:15.96Thank you.

2:30:19.23And this decent man was crying on television and he essentially said, "Look, I don't know what to tell you. You're here for answers and you're here for me to explain something about what my son did. I don't understand it.

2:30:34.02I'm so, so sorry this has happened. I'm so sorry to the victims. But I can't make sense of it.

2:30:41.25And then a reporter asked him,

2:30:45.38Do you think there's a reason why he targeted women? I'm not sure who saw this clip.

2:30:49.65Espresso number, is this three or four?

2:30:53.64Ah, fucking excellent. 1775.

2:30:58.11Is there a reason he targeted women?

2:31:02.04Empty coffee grounds. Have I drank all the coffee in the machine?

2:31:08.91Anyway.

2:31:10.32And he said, yes, my son can't get a girlfriend, emotionally very weird,

2:31:16.08uh special needs guy uh special needs guy

2:31:18.48Can't get a girlfriend. He's mad at women. That's why he went around attacking women. So...

2:31:24.09Let's look at school shooters, because school shooters I believe to be a very similar thing. I believe it to be...

2:31:30.99sexually frustrated Sexual frustration motivating terrorism Which is a real thing when you hate women when you are sexually frustrated with male and female dynamics in this world and you for some reason Can't stand women which is horrible that people accuse me of being someone who hates women when I love women then these psychopaths are

2:31:51.09like the psychopath who stabbed up Maude Sidney, and the psychopath who shoots up his school in the United States, usually are motivated by the fact that they can't get women and women don't like them. Well, unfortunately, you can't make...

2:32:04.59Knives illegal.

2:32:07.59because knives are everywhere and have been everywhere for thousands of years. So how does Australia deal with this problem?

2:32:14.43Well, if you teach men to be emotionally weak,

2:32:18.87lash out to their emotional needs, cry when they feel like crying, then you're going to get psychopaths who are frustrated with the world. When you're going to teach men it's okay to be weak, when you're going to teach men it's okay to be small and skinny and scrawny and broke, and you should be loved and respected anyway, they're going to get no attention from women. They're going to get no love from females. And these are the types of psychopaths that lash out.

2:32:48.87Nobody like me has ever committed a piece of shit, heinous attack like this. And Australia will spend their money.

2:32:57.37preaching against people like me and Andrew, because we say men should be strong and men should be masculine, as though that's the danger to society. But it fucking isn't.

2:33:07.35It absolutely is not the danger to society. The danger to society is the men who are all like the people the Australian government want men to be like.

2:33:18.91No man like me ever wakes up and says, "Oh man, I've got loads of money, I'm successful,

2:33:23.91Women adore me.

2:33:25.41Women want to marry me and have kids with me and I'm, you know, strong and I've got nice suits and Ferraris. I know I'm going to go and shoot up my school or go and stab a bunch of women. It doesn't happen.

2:33:39.41So I think what Australia needs to do, Australian government, if you're listening to me, is reverse

2:33:45.39You're a stupid rhetoric of men should be weak. Men should be emotionally led. Men should cry when they need to cry. I need more coffee granules in my machine so I can keep overdosing on coffee, please. Thank you very much. There are some? It says empty coffee grounds. Oh, you have to empty the machine. Bro, I don't know how to do this. See, I knew there was a reason why I don't make my own coffee. Thanks, bro. Appreciate it. Now I get it.

2:34:08.61I thought there was coffee in this bitch.

2:34:11.68So...

2:34:12.93Let this be a lesson to countries like the United Kingdom. Countries like the United Kingdom that have emotionally led,

2:34:19.30weaklings out there stabbing each other over territory, stabbing each other over who could sell the most drugs,

2:34:26.22lashing out

2:34:28.17Um, yeah, England, do not do what Australia does. Stop preaching that Andrew is somehow a dangerous influence on young men for teaching them to be stoic, be strong, go to the gym, worship God, take care of their families, just because he said women can't drive. I...

2:34:43.80advise you to encourage strength in men, to encourage stoicism, to encourage physical capability, and you'll have a lot less of these psychopathic weaklings lashing out at women and against anyone else.

2:34:59.10Speaking of which...

2:35:01.33I'm going to give an honorable mention today

2:35:05.07to somebody who a lot of you are criticizing and a lot of you have said i shouldn't give an honorable mention to

2:35:12.03But.

2:35:13.17This question came in.

2:35:14.58Hey, Tristan, how you doing?

2:35:16.59Thank you.

2:35:17.25Bye.

2:35:18.27Amen.

2:35:20.55What do you think of Mark Zuckerberg's recent physical transformation and the fact that he's training hard and hanging out with UFC fighters? Listen.

2:35:28.17I'm going to go ahead and

2:35:28.80Mark Zuckerberg doesn't have to like me.

2:35:32.03for me to give credit where credit is due.

2:35:34.98I want you to understand this. You may hate Mark Zuckerberg for banning certain of your favorite influencers.

2:35:41.52his platforms you may dislike his censorship and you might you may dislike all of this and

2:35:48.39However, you can't say that a prominent figure in what I would conventionally call nerd culture, getting strong and fit and caring about learning Jiu Jitsu and learning how to fight is somehow a negative thing. Mark Zuckerberg was the poster child maybe a decade ago.

2:36:08.22For all the people who would say stupid things like, doesn't matter if you're strong and manly. Doesn't matter if you know how to fight. If you get rich, look at Mark Zuckerberg, blah, blah, blah. Mark Zuckerberg.

2:36:20.10came to the realization of his own accord that you know what if

2:36:24.00Yeah, I'm rich as fuck, but now I want to be strong. Now I want to be fit. Now I want to learn how to fight because no matter how rich you are, that's always important. So to the people when I was saying 10 years ago.

2:36:35.46when I had a very small channel on that platform that banned me. And I used to say, you know, because I had a bit of money, men need to be strong and fit and learn how to protect themselves and blah, blah, blah. All the haters filled with cope who would type things to me like, well, billionaires don't need to do any of that. You're just poor. Mark Zuckerberg, Mark Zuckerberg, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Need to shut the fuck up now. They need to shut the fuck up because Mark Zuckerberg has obviously come to the conclusion that being strong and fit and manly and athletic is a positive thing.

2:37:05.4610 to 15 years and because of who he is and because of his following has probably inspired thousands of others to do the exact same thing the computer programmers the nerds the dorks of the world with their skinny necks and their reddit accounts and their lives that they live online hopefully have been inspired by mark zuckerberg's transformation and thought i'm gonna get out there and in my spare time instead of jerking off i'm gonna do some jujitsu myself i'm gonna learn some boxing i'm gonna lift a few weights i'm gonna strengthen my muscles i'm gonna build up my body

2:37:35.46- Yeah.

2:37:36.69So credit where credit is due to Mark Zuckerberg.

2:37:40.26Yeah, I know, even the chat. How can you get mad at Mark Zuckerberg? Blah, blah, blah, he banned you.

2:37:47.13He did, but...

2:37:48.90Oh well.

2:37:51.16You know I gave credit to Adele when she lost a bunch of weight when she used to be a fay and she used to Be like well, I like being fat fats good. I like food blah blah blah she obviously got her act together and thought oh wow Well, this isn't good to be fat and

2:38:05.13I don't want to die at 51 years old of a heart attack. What I want to do is be thin and be prettier and be more attractive and be more respected. Because, you know, the hard work gets appreciated. And she lost a bunch of weight. And I actually gave her credit.

2:38:16.74She probably hates my ass if she knows who I am too.

2:38:19.53But good for her.

2:38:21.54however Adele should learn from Zuckerberg who's out there saying this is a very cool and important thing to do and Adele should actually you know

2:38:30.42Say

2:38:31.92being fat sucked and i'm happier now but i'm not sure her handlers will

2:38:38.13Allow her to do that.

2:38:40.57I'm not sure her handlers will allow her to do that.

2:38:44.66Now, another question I'm getting is about the real world, and I'm not going to push the real world or talk too much about it. You all know what it is. But a few people from different countries are saying, my country can't buy the real world.

2:38:56.82Hmm.

2:38:58.18Your country can't buy the real world. I'm not going to name the countries, but some people in certain countries are having problems buying the real world. And my advice to you is this.

2:39:06.69Tell everyone else in your country to stop being credit card cloning scamming pieces of shit.

2:39:14.07And then you won't have this problem.

2:39:17.61Do you understand what I'm saying? If your country happens to be a credit and debit card fraud hotspot of Earth,

2:39:27.69then sadly payment processors, like the one who handles the payment processing for the real world, aren't going to accept your credit cards.

2:39:36.82Maybe, just maybe, you should have a talk with all of your fellow countrymen, and tell them to stop being fucking criminals. And when they stop,

2:39:46.74Then you'll be able to use your debit card to purchase the real world.

2:39:51.24Think about it. But I think you can actually also buy it in crypto. Check out the payment options. But that's not my problem. If your country can't use your credit cards to buy shit, that is your country's problem. And I can fix that.

2:40:05.43Because the moment I- sorry, now I'm pissed. Because the moment- espresso. The moment I say, oh, it's fine, I'll talk to my payment processors and make it work. All of the people in your country will start fucking scamming me with fake cards.

2:40:22.08I don't need it.

2:40:29.23*click click click*

2:40:32.55I'm sorry.

2:40:33.39*door slams*

2:40:36.81Espresso number five.

2:40:48.66Woo!

2:40:48.66Feeling good.

2:40:49.6270 to 75 coffee

2:40:51.84It's good shit.

2:40:54.72Thank you.

2:40:55.56Thank you.

2:40:56.07Thank you.

2:40:57.18Thank you.

2:40:58.86*door opens*

2:41:04.59Hi Tristan, what are your opinions on bullying?

2:41:14.31- Okay.

2:41:16.71Bullying's been given a bad name recently

2:41:18.78Thank you.

2:41:19.89Thank you.

2:41:21.60*Sigh* And I am actually

2:41:25.92Before anyone attacks me and before I get put in the newspapers as the most hated man in the world. I am actually anti-bullying.

2:41:32.97I don't believe if you have power over another person, you should bully them. If you're their boss, you shouldn't bully employees. If you are able-bodied, you should not bully the disabled. If you're much bigger and stronger than somebody, you should not bully someone much physically weaker than you. No.

2:41:51.90Bullying in that sense, using your power,

2:41:55.38to inflict suffering on others.

2:41:58.68isn't okay. And when I see people bullying disabled kids or, uh, I don't know,

2:42:04.83Ganging up on people in gangs of five or six to beat up some kid at school. I really truthfully hope they all die.

2:42:12.12I literally hope they die in the most painful way possible. If you're picking on a disabled kid, I truly hope that you get cancer and die, and I mean that, and I don't care how much that blows up in my face. I don't care if some bully who's been bullying disabled kids gets diagnosed with cancer after this podcast, and everyone's like, "Well, Tristan said that he hopes he gets cancer." Yes. Yes, I'm glad he has it, and I hope he dies. However,

2:42:37.31However, too many things are labeled as bullying nowadays.

2:42:41.73Way too many things are labeled as bullying and a little bit of bullying I think is perfectly fine.

2:42:48.77There is a man who lives in this house. I won't say Bailey's name because I don't want to embarrass him.

2:42:53.61But Bailey...

2:42:55.41has a bit of a

2:42:57.69Skinny neck.

2:42:59.43And it was noticed by a few people in this house. And Bailey now, because we keep making jokes about his skinny neck, does a thousand neck curls a day.

2:43:11.31Now what Bailey didn't do is lock himself in the room and cut himself and cry and threaten to leave and threaten suicide because we bullied him. What he did was he thought, ah, okay, the guys are giving me shit because my neck's skinny. I'm going to make my neck bigger.

2:43:30.16I've been in good shape, I've been in bad shape. And when I'm 5, 6, 7 kilos overweight, Andrew looks at me and says, Tristan, you're a fat fuck. And I'm like, shit, yeah, I need to get back into shape. I don't cry and kill myself and threaten suicide and be a little dickhead about it. A little bit of bullying...

2:43:48.30Thank you.

2:43:49.35A little bit of bullying goes a long way.

2:43:51.81And I think as men especially, that we should be able to take it. I believe if your friend's too skinny, call him fucking pencil neck.

2:44:00.54Tell him he's got skinny legs and skinny arms. If your friend's too fat, call him a fat ass. And if you're good enough friends, then you should be able to make these kind of jokes. And I feel like it inspires people to do better. And it's not really bullying.

2:44:16.83You know?

2:44:18.12So bullying in the workplace, my house is essentially one giant workplace. There's not a single person who's in my house who doesn't do business with me or work with me in one way or another. Do I believe?

2:44:30.15That.

2:44:32.01Us making fun of each other makes us stronger and makes us better? Yes, absolutely. I do. And I will never stop bullying my friends, and I hope they never stop bullying me.

2:44:40.77It's fine. Even over things I can't help. Obviously, I have an awesome, awesome natural hairline. My hair's not falling out at all, but my friends bully me because of it. What am I going to do? Cry?

2:44:53.13Who gives a shit?

2:44:54.60I'm 35 years old and my hair is thinner than it was when I was 21. Who cares? It's fine. Make fun of me all you like. Yeah, bullying's been given a bad name.

2:45:04.44Bye.

2:45:06.21Can the admin ban the guy who just said...

2:45:09.72You'll see him, admin. You'll see him.

2:45:13.23Thank you.

2:45:16.34Quick super chat, who is my...

2:45:19.05favorite Australian fighter?

2:45:21.87Thank you.

2:45:24.89Alexander Volkanovski. I believe that's how you say it. I think he's a hero. Never says no to a fight. He's absolutely awesome. He's my favorite Australian fighter. Random question, but you kept spamming it and you were very insistent. So I'm going to answer you. Tristan, would you ever move back to America?

2:45:42.66So we're coming full circle here.

2:45:45.52Because my first question that I got asked about whether or not I should join the American military by that relatively smart young man who decided to ask the question.

2:45:53.52Thank you.

2:45:54.42Okay.

2:45:55.89It's all about who's in charge.

2:45:58.59It's like, "Hey Tristan, would you ever ride the bus? Now."

2:46:02.64Of course you think I'll say no.

2:46:05.31But what busses it?

2:46:06.48Is it a luxurious tour bus driven by an incredibly safe driver driving to an awesome destination?

2:46:13.20Sure.

2:46:14.04Me and my boys will get on the tour bus and we'll drive to the awesome destination with the awesome driver. And that's fine. Would I get on the public transport bus driven by a drunk?

2:46:24.78driving to a shithole. No.

2:46:27.36So will I ever move back to America? All depends on what you're talking about, America. Will I ever move back to Trump's America?

2:46:35.20Yes. Will I ever move back to a great America?

2:46:39.09Yes.

2:46:39.96-

2:46:41.43I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever.

2:46:44.13move to America in the state it's in now under the leadership it has now. And that's just the way it is. But you know, America, everything is cyclical. And I believe that politics will swing a different way eventually. And I do believe that I will one day be able to at least look at America and think, yes, I would like to live there again. Because I am sometimes, sometimes optimistic. Rarely, but you may catch me being optimistic every once in a while. So make America great again, register to vote, vote for Donald Trump, obviously in November. All of you who are watching me know

2:47:14.13to convert here, but try to talk to your friends and family and try to make it happen because

2:47:19.44The way things are going, I certainly wouldn't want to live there. And most of you are stuck there. Most of you don't have a choice about living there or not living there.

2:47:26.55So.

2:47:27.93Thank you.

2:47:37.51Pharaohs for the kids love you guys. Thank you. Yeah all super chats as you know and

2:47:43.36is giving to the, uh...

2:47:46.23All Super Chats goes to charity. We don't necessarily need to track it, but we give so much money to charity, the Super Chats that come in are far less than the amount that we give away.

2:47:54.36So yeah, this helps fund our charity activities. I find this is a very useful question. Dan Ben Yosef, is there anything you would like to tell your IDF soldier fans? Yes, we exist, regardless of the opinions and activity of you and Andrew. Yes, we exist. I understand fully well the way that military conscription works in most countries. I understand that in Poland and Slovakia and Israel, a level of service in the military is required.

2:48:24.52I understand that it may have been a good career and you've signed up to the IDF. Yeah, I get that.

2:48:30.81We may disagree ideologically with your government.

2:48:34.33But the thing is about people, and I'm speaking to you directly, my friend. The thing is about people is

2:48:41.49The world is a very nuanced and complicated place. And...

2:48:45.75I would say that I am not your enemy.

2:48:49.02and I am nobody's enemy.

2:48:51.66I don't know what your political beliefs are. I don't know if you like your government or if you support what your military are doing, but I certainly do not. Just as I have fans and friends from Ukraine, whose government I do not support. Just as...

2:49:06.99I have people in the war room from Palestine, Israel, Ukraine, Russia, who do not appreciate

2:49:13.32or respect what each other's governments are doing. I feel like if you're watching me for the tenants that I preach,

2:49:21.15Be...

2:49:22.98true to your masculine imperatives, make money, be strong, be fit, then there's no reason why you can't be a fan of me and be part of any single military in the world. The world's a tricky place.

2:49:36.15But, um...

2:49:37.17Thank you.

2:49:37.80Thank you.

2:49:38.49I understand there are lots of people who watch me who disagree with me on many things.

2:49:43.08I understand that there are Christian conservatives who watch me who disagree with the fact that I used to run my streaming studio. So I understand that there are people in the IDF or from Israel who will watch me and Andrew, who will watch us,

2:49:54.69condemn the actions of their government and their military.

2:49:58.71who perhaps agree with other things we say. I don't know what else to tell you.

2:50:02.88But I appreciate you tuning in as I appreciate all of my fans and all of my followers from tuning in as always. But no, I do not agree with what your government is doing.

2:50:11.46I don't.

2:50:12.42And if you do, that's your prerogative and your business.

2:50:17.07But I don't.

2:50:18.83So it is what it is my friend.

2:50:22.29Yeah.

2:50:24.00Okay.

2:50:26.10Thank you.

2:50:27.25I'm gonna end with this question, which was asked me on X.

2:50:31.14What is this? What espresso number is this?

2:50:33.48I'll get a few more espressos done.

2:50:37.23Ah.

2:50:47.45Number five, good Fifth espresso

2:50:53.10Let's run the sixth one.

2:50:55.20*click click click click*

2:51:01.59*sizzling*

2:51:05.22Thank you.

2:51:20.57*Train noise*

2:51:27.05Espresso number 6 ton, 1775 coffee. Fucking excellent. Good shit.

2:51:33.08Hi Tristan

2:51:36.09"Work hard but don't work too hard that you forget to enjoy your life" is something that you said on previous podcasts. "How do you enjoy your life if you stress about not being where you want to be?"

2:51:46.50Well...

2:51:47.86Look around at all you have. It's very, very simple. Let's take me as an example. Am I where I want to be right now?

2:51:55.05I want to be richer. I want to be more successful. I want the corrupt police forces of this country to stop trying to say I'm a fucking criminal when I'm not.

2:52:03.69I'd love all these things to happen. However, I understand that right now, those things are not happening. So right now, I do have...

2:52:11.90Jackasses sitting in offices trying to prove I'm a criminal somehow, screaming at my ex-girlfriends, trying to say that they're somehow my victim because I paid their rent.

2:52:20.07But...

2:52:21.78I don't let it get to me.

2:52:23.89What's annoyed my haters and my enemies the absolute most throughout this attack on me, is how much I seemingly don't seem to give a shit.

2:52:34.26And I don't. And you have problems in your life. I don't know who asked this question. You are not where you want to be. I don't know if that's financial. I don't know if that's in your relationships. I don't know if that's physically. I don't know if that's in your physique or your strength or whatever attribute you're trying to strive for that you don't currently have. But let's not forget how good things are. You are not in Gaza.

2:52:56.01You are not in Yemen.

2:52:57.45You are in a first world country probably watching me on the internet right now warm

2:53:03.72Not freezing, not starving. You probably got your parents, you probably got brothers and sisters, you probably got kids, your family probably aren't dying of some weird infectious disease like Ebola.

2:53:14.21So let's not forget how good things are. So it's very easy to enjoy life. You just have to look at the positives instead of focusing on the negatives. And I know that sounds like very, very simple advice.

2:53:23.76But it's not that simple.

2:53:25.65Because ignoring the negatives and not letting them...

2:53:29.34upset you.

2:53:30.96Is an incredibly difficult thing to do an incredibly different difficult skill to learn but I have learned it and

2:53:37.14Okay.

2:53:39.02So I'm going to finish my sixth espresso, reminding everyone who joined me on today's cigar evening to go to rumble.com forward slash 1775. I believe that's the link. I've got the hiccups because I've drank six espressos so far.

2:53:53.16Thank you.

2:53:54.79advising all my young fans not to engage in six espresso per hour drinking. This is for professionals only, professional coffee.

2:54:02.10for a professional man.

2:54:05.61Ah.

2:54:09.06Thank you.

2:54:11.52And as you know, if you want interaction with me, if you want me to see your messages, I do reply to people who buy 1775 coffee, people who post the Fireblood Challenge when I see it. So if you want to get my attention in some way, start drinking the coffee of champions.

2:54:24.87Start drinking fire blood. And I'm probably going to notice you more than I would otherwise. But to revert to the beginning of this...

2:54:33.30Cigar Night!

2:54:34.65I will say,

2:54:36.06Don't send me stupid messages.

2:54:38.64Because I don't like them.

2:54:40.20And I'm gonna leave it at that. Good night, ladies and gentlemen.

2:54:43.02See you next time.

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