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Hello gentlemen and ladies, the occasional lady.
Thank you for joining me again for another Tristan Tate's Cigar Evening.
Or Cigar Night.
Now what I do,
If you haven't joined us before, you will know the drill by now, as I typically...
light a cigar
answer your questions, and then get mad at something I'm saying and walk off way before I've actually smoked this cigar. But I'm supposed to smoke the entire thing. So I suppose I've chosen a very special cigar today because I'm going to be reading all the Super Chats and answering all the questions that come in from Super Chat. As long as they're not completely retarded and as long as they're above like...
Let's say $20. I'll be reading them out and answering your questions. I've got a few that you've sent in earlier on X, but I'm going to be here for a while tonight. And afterwards...
I'm going to be going live exclusively
to speak with the students inside of the real world and something that I call
Cigar night
Afterburn. So afterburn
is 10:15 minutes
of me talking about most of the main points I've made on the podcast, but specifically as to how they can affect
help you out.
and assist you
with making money in business. So join me on the first ever Afterburn show, which is
Thank you.
Going to be exclusively inside the real world to real world students only. If you're inside the app, you'll see everything coming up now. I know the admins are going to type links, etc. So you can all join. The cigar I'm going to smoke today is one that you can't really get hold of.
It's something I used to smoke many years ago when I first started smoking cigars, but now they've become limited editions. So this is a 2017. When I first started smoking cigars, you could buy these and they weren't...
too expensive, 60, 70, 80 dollars each. I don't know what this costs now, but this is called
a Cohiba,
Talisman. Now the Cohiboth Talisman is very interesting
cigar because the first time I ever tried to smoke a cigar, I realized that these were named talisman and purchased one thinking, oh, talisman cigar. Yeah, this will be easy. And I started smoking it and my head started spinning around and I felt so sick that I almost crashed my car. So with cigars, don't jump in the deep end, unless you're me, obviously, because I'm hard to kill. But I did my first ever cigar I tried, I believe was a Cohibit Talisman and it almost killed me.
But this is what I'm gonna be smoking tonight. I'm not gonna give you a review of it. Oh, I forgot cigar cutter. I'm an amateur.
No, I haven't.
Thank you.
I'm not going to be reviewing it because I have too many things to talk about.
The lighter I'm going to be using, even though I'm a collector of super nice, expensive lighters, is the...
SpaceX rocket lighter from Elon Musk's SpaceX.
*thud*
Thanks.
I'm going to give it some time for a few super chats to come in.
And a few people.
Thank you.
to join the chat.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I remember my first ever cigar night. I wrote like four or five cigar based jokes. And I thought, oh, this could be a running theme. Before I realized that.
There aren't many jokes, and I said them all in the one podcast.
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- The President and the President of the United States,
so I've worn a tie today
Because...
some dude wrote a huge thread about how bad my style is.
Because he completely misunderstood one of my posts. So he misunderstood one of my posts. I'm not going to say his page. I don't remember the name of it. And I didn't read the entire thing. I literally didn't read it.
It looks like I have a crease in Mai Tai when I lean forward.
But just know that that is an optical illusion.
And I do not have a crease in my tie. There's just a weird line where the light cuts off.
Anyway, so this dude was writing about how bad my style was because I posted a satirical cartoon of a man in a suit in the 1940s or 50s and a man in a 1500s style outfit. And I said, oh, I should get some suits like the ones on the left because I already dressed like the guy on the right. So this nerd proceeds to say, you don't dress like this guy. His name is Cary Grant. And here's the reasons he dresses better than you.
What I meant was...
that I wear suits.
That's what I meant.
I have no idea why you wrote a 30 page reply. Did anyone in the chat see this?
One in the chat if you saw it. Some guy wrote like a 40 tweet reply. To why I don't dress like a 1940s movie star.
as though style hasn't changed.
And yeah, yeah, we saw it. And the worst bit about it, and the only thing I wish to correct him on, because I wasn't saying I dress like Cary Grant no more than I dress like Sean Connery. I don't dress like a movie star from the 1940s. I actually use the same tailors. This is ironic. I actually go to the same tailors the movie stars of the year went to today.
but today's suits are different. So I wasn't saying I dress like them.
I was just trying to say that I wear suits. But this guy took it fucking super seriously and got super butthurt. But the best part about that...
is
He posts a bunch of pictures of himself. I believe it's him or one of his friends wearing suits. And he's fat.
And not only is he fat, in two or three of the posts, he makes a point...
of saying Tristan's idea of style is being in shape.
But my shirt technically is better because Tristan has his shirts pinched in here and here to show off that he's in shape.
And I'd like all of you out there in the world to understand this. Don't listen to fat people.
because fat people
are
usually wrong about most things, because what they do is they change their worldview, and they shape their worldview around coping that it's great to be fat. So...
Let's say, for example,
I saw a man wearing a...
Tailored suit.
A basic one.
A cheap one.
and a man wearing a far superior suit
Maybe a tuxedo with the studs and the bow tie.
and the cufflinks.
And
And he was very, very fat.
The guy in the normal suit looks better.
So when you try to, I guess, insult me and say Tristan's idea of style as being in shape...
Being in shape is style.
And it's style that you can't buy. It's style you have to work for. And obviously, he carefully selected a few photos of mine. Obviously, you see this jacket works well. But there's a photo of mine where I'm sitting. I can't...
work how I'm sitting. I was sitting weird and my jacket was like this.
I can't remember. He's like, Oh, well, his jacket doesn't actually fit. Yeah.
The best tailors in the world make jackets that don't fit. Like...
Thank you.
I don't know. Like, I don't know why you'd write a massive thread. And I didn't read the whole thing. But it's basically coping being fat. And then posting photos of you wearing shirts and shoes, which are cheaper than mine and look shitter than mine. And technically, you think the styling's better because XYZ.
Thank you.
Ask a woman who she's fucking.
Me or you, bro?
So one...
You literally just typed a whole massive paragraph, "Codebeam being fat." Two...
"You misunderstood my post anyway."
When I said I dress like the guy on the right, what I meant was I wear suits.
That's all I meant. There's no reason to go fucking crazy in defense of Cary Grant. I didn't know who it was. Some movie star has been dead for 30 years and get a fucking erection. But the good thing about Cary Grant is he was in shape.
He was in shape in his suit. I'm in shape in my suits.
You're fat.
telling me that I don't dress as good as Cary Grant. I don't care.
Neither me or him would want to look like you.
Fat and poor.
So I have a lot more in common with that dude than you do. I don't know why you're jumping to his defense. He'd be on my team if he were alive.
Thank you.
Don't know why I'm opening up with that. So I decided to wear a tie today. There's a weird glimmer of light here.
My tie is not folded or creased.
It's fine.
But something about the light,
I don't know. It's a weird shadow.
It's upsetting me, ever so slightly. So I'm going to puff this cigar and copy down a few of your Super Chats before I get to the questions that have been asked me on X.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*shrie*
So this one came up.
As you may or may not have seen...
Eduardo...
Verastwege.
I hope I pronounced that right. I probably butchered it. Is a Mexican actor and movie director. He most famously wrote, produced, directed a movie called The Sound of Freedom.
a movie that went massively viral with almost no marketing budget, and became one of the biggest movies of last year. Now that movie is about human trafficking.
And what I found very interesting...
is the idea that this man, who is a hero, by the way,
He's obviously trying to save children from a...
child sexual exploitation, something that's very, very important to me and every father in the world by securing the United States border. He's a big conservative. He's a Christian. He's an all-round good guy. What I found interesting is I ran into him by chance. I was in Bucharest. I went to the cigar shop at the Marriott Hotel, and his assistant or a guy he works with was like,
You're Tristan Tate. We were just talking about you. We'd love to meet you. You and your brother. So I was like, okay, very interesting.
So I sat down, I said, look, you obviously fight
child sexual trafficking and exploitation. I'm accused of being a human trafficker. Why would you want to meet with us?
And he says, "Because I understand exactly how this world works."
I understand that when you have a positive message for the world, you become under attack. So what's funny is, the man who the movie was based on, who's a hero, who literally saves kids from sex trafficking, is now under investigation and facing charges.
Why? Well, all the people who actually think I'm a real criminal, you need to ask yourself that. How come the man the movie is based on?
as well as Eduardo himself, the producer and director, are now facing charges for the exact thing they stand against.
and that they're trying to stop.
I will tell you why. Because they want to kill these people's name. These people have highlighted a very serious problem. They've made a movie about it. It became intensely popular. People are more aware and more...
switched on to the fact that sex trafficking actually happens. And this guy's doing a very good job. So they've hit him with criminal charges saying he's a pedophile.
They've hit the man who the movie's about with criminal charges, saying he's as a CIA agent. He overstepped the line. He looked at child pornography.
People within the
security services and the police do have to actually view child pornography to know it's child pornography to take the people down. So that's, um...
He knew I was completely innocent, obviously. And he's a wonderful guy, and it was very nice talking to him. So that's the story behind meeting him. It wasn't actually arranged. No, he's not working on The Sound of Freedom Part 2 here in...
Romania. It was just a random coincidence that he was here on some sort of, um,
the campaign trail, I guess. So he's gonna be running for political office in Mexico, but he's out here trying to meet some important people and get his name known. He ran into me and my brother by accident. I say by accident. What I actually mean is
by divine intervention.
which was very, very cool. It was one of the most interesting dinners and sit -downs I've had in a very long time.
Mm-hmm.
Mm -hmm.
*Burps*
Thank you.
No, I'm not going to talk about that loser from Scotland who just lost his job.
because I'm saving that for the emergency meeting I'm doing with Andrew tomorrow night or the day after. We're going to speak...
in depth about that loser who's unemployed and how he lost his job.
and why nobody should ever take these type of people seriously in politics. I'm not going to speak about it today. You definitely know who I'm talking about already. But I am going to talk about another loser.
Hi, Tristan.
How come the BBC didn't cover the story of their retired sound engineer who was caught with more than 58,000 indecent images of children?
that he'd been downloading for two decades.
I don't know, and I guess this is my question to the BBC.
I'm a man with a clean criminal record. I've never...
Being convicted of a crime in any country, anywhere in the world,
throughout my entire life.
What you have to think.
Even if you're the people who hate me,
Because the people who hate me, what I'd like you to know is, if you sat down and spent a couple hours with me and met my kids and sitting around talking to me, watched my normal life, you'd actually think, wow, Tristan's such a good guy. You've just bought into the media narrative.
the media saying that I'm a violent criminal and I'm a human trafficker and all this stuff. You've simply...
believed what you heard on the media. You're the same type of people who wore the mask, the same type of people who took the vaccine. This is who you are. And that's why you think negatively of me. But what you need to ask yourself is,
especially if you dislike me, is
Why would a man
who works for the BBC, who was found with 58,000 indecent images of children,
Not make the news.
And why would a man with a clean criminal record who's never even gone to trial or been convicted of anything,
be on the news every single day.
Making a point about the fact that he's been arrested for human trafficking.
for telling his friends how to post on social media. Why would they do this?
You know,
Some of the people who dislike me
Some of the journalists, some of the people who run these hater accounts about me. I might just invite them all to dinner one day.
No cameras.
Just sit and talk to them.
Because their minds would immediately change It's actually very, very funny that they think I'm this character the BBC's created of me
I think it's very funny.
Hi Tristan, what do you think of America's Secretary of State, Antony Blinken, and his visit to China recently?
Has anyone seen this?
Is anyone aware? So...
The US Secretary of State used to be Hillary Clinton, now it's a man named Antony Blinken.
Hopefully it's someone better under Trump.
is an extremely important American political position and political figure. No one's really heard of this blinking guy because this administration has done absolutely nothing useful for the American people abroad or domestically at all. But he went to visit China and Xi Jinping, the Chinese president, was caught on hot mic saying, yeah, when's this guy leaving? Tomorrow? Okay, good.
Oh, hi.
He got no reception, he got no bans, he got no celebrations, he got no military people waiting for him at the airport. Just one Chinese guy came and shook his hand and he spoke to the president for about five minutes.
Thank you.
The reason this is very important.
is because.
I don't think unless you're Chinese or unless you're involved in politics or you look into it very heavily, you understand exactly how censored.
Chinese media is and exactly what the penalties are for leaking things that shouldn't be leaked if you are a Chinese citizen.
In other words,
If you believe that the president was hot-miked,
on accident
saying, when the hell does this guy leave, about the American Secretary of State, you are mistaken. China did that on purpose.
Why did they do it?
I'll tell you why they did it. Because nobody cares what America thinks anymore under this administration. Under the current administration, people have...
completely lost respect for the United States as a country.
So when their representative comes to visit China, the second most powerful country in the world, arguably, the president on purpose.
not by accident, is caught
asking when this dude leaves and they gave him no special reception. It's a big middle finger to Joe Biden and his crime family to say, we don't care what America thinks. We're going to do what we want. Your words mean nothing to us. We're not even interested in meeting your representatives. And that's straight from the Chinese president himself. I don't believe he was hot mic'd. And I don't believe that it was some sort of trick or that he overheard. He was overheard by a microphone.
I just don't think this is true.
Hey, Tristan, speak about the American College campus protests.
In support of Palestine.
I am going to speak about this.
because I...
I'm a man who could see things from lots of different angles. And I want to explain to you
why these protests are wrong.
and stupid.
And I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, Tristan,
You are a massive supporter of the cause of the Palestinian people. And you should be supporting these protests more than anything.
I will tell you why I'm not in a second.
because I...
take action. I raise money by myself, make money by myself, send it to the representatives
on the floor, on the ground, in Gaza. I feed kids. I build houses. I buy washing machines. I try my best to fix people's lives in Gaza. So why would I...
Be against.
the Americans and the students
protesting.
at all of their universities.
I will tell you why.
A protest.
should be something.
that damages the people that you're trying to protest against.
A boycott of...
I don't know, trade sanctions, let's say, against Israel, so they couldn't import and export anything until they stopped killing children, would be a smart move.
So, you could talk about protests that not only don't harm
The people who you're trying to.
protest against.
But what I need you to understand, students of the United States...
about your protests in the university.
Is that Israel...
does not care if America burns and they actually find it fucking hilarious.
You are not stopping them from killing children by protesting at your universities. Because the state of Israel wants all of the American universities on fire, in turmoil, with riot police. They're sitting there behind their table in Tel Aviv.
smiling.
about what's happening in the United States. So the protests need to stop because
I don't believe that Israel is America's number one ally. I believe that America is Israel's number one ally, but I don't believe Israel particularly likes or cares for America. And the fact that the American students are not getting an education and, you know, lighting their own universities on fire is just making the people in Israel rub their hands. Think, oh, this is excellent. We're killing two birds with one stone. No pun intended, because it's an absolutely tragic situation. So...
What I would do is find a way of protesting and find a way of making a difference, like I have, that actually either helps people in Palestine or hurts people.
in Israel hurts institutions financially. I mean, hurt people in that way. What you're doing is completely pointless.
Because the people in Israel want you to do that and they think it's hilarious. And I feel like Americans are too easily led to
to weird violent uprisings. I saw somebody
saying that these student protests are similar to the Black Lives Matter protests in America. And I said, "No, they're not similar."
They're the same people.
It's like- it's not like one group is BLM, one group is climate change, one group- it's-
The same group of people every time. Now...
this cause, the cause that, you know, Israel's committing genocide in Palestine, is at least legitimate.
It's legitimate, but you burning down America,
makes Israelis laugh.
So you're encouraging them to do this by burning down America.
And that's why the protests should stop. Because I saw people attacking Donald Trump for saying the protests need to stop, and maybe Donald Trump has it wrong. But I have it right. Some people would say the protests need to stop because Israel's right.
The plight of the Palestinian people isn't real. I'm not saying any of that. Israel is wrong, and the plight of the Palestinian people is very, very real. But the Israelis want you burning down your universities.
So you're not going to put them off that way.
That's why the protests should stop.
I know I'm going to get a few people who disagree with me there, but...
It's true.
George Soros and the people who are funding all of this want your universities on fire.
They don't care. So you're not stopping anything by doing this.
You should go to university, receive your education, make some money, and then buy food and blankets and
things for people in Palestine like I do. Just minus the
minus the university education.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hi Tristan, what do you think of the Arizona rancher?
who was found not guilty in the case dismissed for shooting and illegal crossing the border.
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- Thank you.
Well, thank God there is some...
justice in the United States. Because keep in mind, this man wasn't on the border shooting people crossing the border.
he was a rancher
on his property,
which happens to be on the border.
and he saw an unidentified man.
on his property, and he opened fire, because the man wouldn't comply. Now,
America
is tricky these days because you can wrestle a crackhead off people in the subway and get arrested. It all depends on the jury and it all depends on what state you're in, I guess. But I don't think that man did anything wrong. No, I think if you are a rancher, you're 85 years old, you're out alone at night.
and you see a man on your property running towards you,
and he won't identify himself and he will not answer to questioning, then open fire. Yeah.
To be honest...
It's a controversial idea that people need to open fire on people who are crossing borders. So if the United Kingdom were to station machine gun nests and boats on the southern coast and just sink the boats who are coming across, obviously people would say that's evil and that's cruel. And maybe it is. But let me tell you something. It's not a new idea.
Trying to stop the people.
Coming into your borders with deadly force is the way every border was always enforced, if it could be, throughout the entirety of all of human history, up until...
Just now.
up until just
Now, in World War Two, when German spies were parachuted into England and they were caught, they were hanged immediately. But I don't think necessarily you should be opening fire at people running across the border, but there should at least be a border.
And the fact that there is no border led this man to shoot this person on his property. I think he's perfectly within his rights to do so. You know, a guy I know...
Mike Cernovich. I do know Mike Cernovich. I've met him 10 times plus. He's even been here to my house in Romania. I disagree with him on a lot of things. I disagree with maybe the way he wore masks during COVID, but I agree with him on a lot of things. He's a very smart guy and he always does his thinking and he always does his research. He made a very...
valid point.
On Twitter he was saying, on X, my apologies.
He was saying that if you get selected for jury duty and you are a conservative, that you need to be very, very careful and shut up about the fact that you're a conservative. Because these people, the people who defend their own property, who shoot at trespassers, who wrestle crackheads off of innocent people on the subway, like that Marine Daniel, what's his name? But I wish him the best of luck. Um...
He needs...
trial by jury.
Because jury duty is not put in, you have to understand, to constitutions and secured as a right in countries like England and Australia.
the United States, because they think it's a good system. They don't think the normal person,
knows the law, understands the law. This isn't a way of making justice
accurate. What it is, and trial by jury and why everybody always wanted it, and why people strive for it, even Romania does not have trial by jury, unfortunately. I wish it did. Because trial by jury is the fact that they are supposed to be your peers. So let me give you an example. Let's say you did something...
Thank you.
Let's say you did something heroic. Let's say you were
walking around at night.
and you
saw a young girl being dragged into the back of a van. Okay? Okay.
You chase that van down, you drag the guy out, you call the police, you save the girl. The guy's now subdued, the girl's safe. But then you think, fuck it. And you pull out your gun and you blast the guy's brains out.
Now,
I can understand the temptation to shoot somebody like that. But technically...
What you've now done is murder. Technically, that's now a crime. That's now murder. You're not allowed to do that. You've already handled the situation. The girl's safe. You're no longer preventing a crime. You just blew his brains out for the fun of it. Now, how do you get away with doing something like that? I'll tell you how, because trial by jury is important because trial by jury.
Thank you.
gives the public and the people
A vehicle.
to rewarding moral behavior and not punishing it.
Because it's against the law. So I'm not saying it's right to blow the guy's brains out. What I'm saying is it's certainly tempting to blow the guy's brains out. And let's pretend in this hypothetical situation, I did that. I shot the guy in the back of the head.
And he was defenseless because I thought, fuck him. He's a child molester. He was trying to kidnap this kid. My daughter, for example. And I shot him. Now.
I've committed murder, so I should go to jail. Let's say there was a CCTV image of me doing it. On video...
The forensics are found on my hand, blood splatter on my shirt, gunpowder residue all over my arm.
Ballistics report, it means it was my gun, which is registered to me, which I carry, which I posted a photo of on my Instagram account half an hour before the shooting took place. Let's say it is cut and dry, clean. 100% is me who committed the crime. Well, how do I get away with blasting this pedophile's brain out?
The only way
is trial by jury. The only way is the judge and the prosecutor and the district attorney to sit there and will listen to the district attorney say he's definitely guilty because xyz xyz xyz and everybody on the jury to know I'm guilty.
and to know I did it and then to sit there and say,
Nah, not guilty.
because it's a jury of my peers. And maybe they would say that, maybe they wouldn't. But as a group of people,
You have the ability to save people from abuse of the law if you think that they should be saved.
If you are a Republican and a conservative and you are selected for jury duty, be very careful because these jury selections, like the ones against Trump, are fucking rigged. They're rigged.
and they will screw anybody who does the right thing if they can. Be very quiet.
Sit there, listen, and if you believe someone did something morally correct, for example, wrestled a crackhead on a subway who was attacking women and the guy died.
then you should say not guilty at the end. But don't brag about being a Republican and don't brag about being a conservative and don't fly the flag that you're on the jury because if they identify you as such, you will be off and they will put on a team of people who will convict that person.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Cohiba Talisman. How much do these cost nowadays? Can you even buy them online? I think I bought
two or three boxes that existed in Romania. I still have them.
They're very good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Luke says, hello Mr. Tate, I'm 17 in high school and I'm inside the real world I made $14,000 last month due to the teachings inside of the real world and y'all's mindset Thank you for everything you do Mr. Tate You're welcome Luke
Next question, Tristan, what do you think of diss tracks?
Don't waste my time with diss tracks. Diss tracks
are gay.
That's it. They are gay, and they are retarded.
Amen.
Let me explain to you why diss tracks are gay and retarded.
People who can't fight.
I don't know.
I don't know if Eminem can fight. I don't know if he trains. I don't... I assume he can't. So let's just assume Eminem can't fight. Everyone, I remember... I...
Follow pop culture enough to know. Everyone's like, man, if Eminem hits you with a diss track, man, Eminem doesn't pull his punches. His diss tracks are crazy. Yeah.
What the fuck is a diss track? And why the fuck would anyone care?
Eminem made a diss track about Donald Trump, he's about to win the next election, who gives a shit?
Disstracks are the stupidest shit, the most retarded gay shit I've ever heard of in my life. Do you want me to tell you why? Someone wrote a diss track about me.
and my brother.
There's a very popular diss track, in fact, and it disses us in a very horrible way. And it was written by the mainstream media. The diss track is called Andrew and Tristan Tate are human traffickers. It's one of the most popular diss tracks in the entire universe because it's been repeated every single day for two years by every media outlet in the world continuously and posted and tweeted at me. How much do you think I care about this diss track? Zero.
Thank you.
So if someone had lyrical skills and they're a rapper and they're gonna make rhymes about me saying that my fucking hair is thin or my nose is crooked.
Are you fucking joking?
If you're the type of person worrying about a diss track,
then you should fucking develop some real problems to understand what actual hardship is. You know, there are people out here dying of fucking cancer.
Well, this rapper made these words, and it was fire.
diss tracks. Don't even waste my fucking time. So apparently there's been some new diss track. In the chat, you could tell me who did it to who, but it obviously made someone ask a fucking question.
But no, it's retarded and gay.
I'm not scared of distract. Distracts. I've been distract. Fucking human trafficker. Are you joking?
bored of it by now.
no one gives a shit hi tristan what do you think about that guy in essex and london who stabbed a bunch of people
Um...
Was he British or was he a migrant who claimed asylum? I don't know yet.
I don't know yet. And yes,
My answer is different depending on where he's from.
And I don't care.
My answer is different depending on where he's from. Because the solution to the problem
is different depending on where he's from. Most people who run around London stabbing people, throwing acid in women's faces, are foreigners who arrive on small boats...
from sub-Saharan Africa.
and they commit ridiculous crimes in England,
And a lot of them are foreigners, homegrown,
Ethnic British people aren't doing these things.
And
the solution to the problem
is different depending on where they're from. If a man is born in England,
raised in England.
and goes on a killing spree.
which isn't.
I don't notice any English person has done in the past 10 years. Then obviously the approach to how we deal with it is to care more about men's mental health in the correct way, like myself and my brother do. But when anyone from outside does anything...
When a Romanian steals a cell phone,
in England.
when a Jamaican or Somali stabs somebody and steals somebody's watch. The obvious answer to the problem
is that they should never have been allowed into England. And I know that's a controversial idea to think that, you know, not everybody from all over the world can come into England, but that's the way to stop this. So I don't know about this guy. Where was he from chat? Tell me.
Thank you.
And everyone's talking about deportation. No, deportation isn't real.
I want you to understand that deportations take years and court cases and paperwork. And then when you get them on the flight, some fucking bimbo air stewardess will protest it.
deportations aren't real. You need to...
Just not let people into your country if you don't know who they are.
You wouldn't let someone into your house if you don't know who they are. It sounds like a pretty simple...
a pretty simple...
solution,
But that's the truth of it. Immigration in England is completely out of control.
It's completely out of control. And why are they doing this?
You tell me, who are they?
What are they doing and why?
Why is England being replaced? In fact, that's going to lead me to my next topic of conversation.
which is the Irish.
Because I love the Irish. I am the Irish, by the way. I have an Irish passport and my grandfather was from Limerick. So I am, in fact, Irish. It's where I get my insane...
drinking skills and some of my good looks from.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The Irish have seen what's happened to England and have stopped giving a fuck.
They simply are not having it anymore. Politically correct, schmolitically correct.
They don't care. They don't want random boats of people turning up in Ireland, and they're protesting in the streets, and they're protesting in the seas...
And this is a very interesting experiment for you to think about as Irish people. Because I may well move back home one day with my Irish passport and live in Ireland. So...
Thank you for safeguarding the home country for now.
gentlemen. But if you're Irish, here's a very interesting question to ask yourself.
The general consensus of the Irish people is extremely obvious.
They want Ireland to be mainly Irish people.
Which I think is fair of any country. I think if any country, India wanted to be full of mainly Indian people, Mexico wants to be full of mainly Mexican people,
I completely get that. There's nothing wrong with it. But when you're from a white nation, like the European nations, and you say that, you get a bunch of people getting mad at you and calling you a racist. I'm half black. I'm half white.
I think England and Ireland should be overwhelmingly white. Yeah, not all white, not only whites allowed, but overwhelmingly it should be white because it's a white country. So when you say things like this, people get mad at you, but fuck you, I don't care.
and Irish people overwhelmingly want Ireland to be Irish. What you need to ask yourselves, people of the Emerald Isle, is this:
If that's the consensus of all of you,
Who are the police?
Are the police Irish? Why are the police breaking into your homes and cracking your heads open?
Who's telling the police what to do?
Your politicians?
Aren't your politicians Irish? How come it seems to be that only the top 0.1% of people in Ireland in terms of political and military power are the ones who want all the people to flood your country and to replace the Irish people with sub-Saharan Africans and people from the Middle East? Why is that? If it's the general consensus of the Irish people that we want Ireland to be Irish, why on earth...
are the most powerful people in your country, the people who command the military and command the police forces, cracking your heads open for saying something that
every Irish person thinks.
It's because the politicians do not work for you.
It's as simple as that.
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But when I say things to English people like make some money, pack up and leave England because it's a failed society. I mean it because England is too far gone. Ireland at least is salvageable and worth saving.
What I would say is vote Conor McGregor.
I hope he runs for...
I don't know, leader of Ireland one day, and I hope he wins because I will vote for him myself. And for all you Irish people who say that I'm not Irish enough, yes, I am Irish enough. I have the passport so I can vote. Now, oh, this is interesting.
Hi Tristan, you're a quarter Irish.
But you're also half black and a quarter English. Do you think that you should be
in Ireland.
In Ireland, yes.
I'm a high IQ, high net worth, tax paying individual. One, I have the passport because my grandfather was Irish and he can be traced back thousands of years in Ireland, if you could do that. But also...
Migrants should be let in based on merit. Let's say I'm, uh,
Let's say I'm a migrant and I'm going to Sweden, for example. I believe that Sweden has the right to look at me, to look at my bank balances, to look at my criminal record, to look at my finances and say yes or no to me. Ireland, I'm allowed to because I am Irish. However, I don't think I should be allowed to be the leader of Ireland. No.
I'm half black and a quarter English, and I think that should disqualify me from being the leader of Ireland. Yeah, I do.
I think that
A quarter is not enough. If you look at all of Irish history and their struggles against the crown and the famines and how they assisted the, well, I mean, how they fought with and against the English and the French and the Scottish at different times and all their amazing rich history, I believe that people who are connected to their history deserve to lead the country from the front today. So yes, I believe that you should have two or three Irish grandparents at least.
or you can't be the leader of the country. I guess that disqualifies me from being leader of any country, but I think that's...
Still pretty fair. Let's say half.
You have to be at least half something or you can't be the leader of the country.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Traba Luis David
Hello, Mr. Tate. I've hand-drawn two Renaissance-style drawings of you and Andrew. The War Room admin said it would not be possible to send. How can I send them to you? Cheers and have a nice evening.
Let this be a test.
I'm not going to sit here on the internet. That's kind of a stupid question to ask me live on a cigar evening because...
Why would I sit here and say, "Oh, you could send me stuff by doing X, Y, and Z?"
because then my house is gonna get flooded with crap after this clip goes viral.
I guess this is a test. If you want to get my attention, if you want to write me a letter along with your drawings and have me read it, then get it to me somehow.
Find a friend who lives in Bucharest, who will deliver it to my security guards outside my house. Find a way of getting it to me.
Because I'm not going to tell you how, but if you do...
then you pass the test. Bailey, my photographer, actually, I found him because he created a video
aimed at us about how he should be our cameraman. And he somehow got the video. He got me to see the video somehow.
And
I saw it, and now here he is. So, yeah. Yeah.
Use your.
Thank you.
Use your cunning and your ingenuity and let's see if you can pull it off.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I just admit I'm in the real world. I flew to France.
to give you a cigar
And I dropped a letter at your gate on Monday. Hope it found you well. I do get the letters that are dropped at my gate. I want you, and I'm speaking to you directly...
because I want everybody who shows up at my house to understand something very clearly.
I will never come and talk to you if you show up at my house. You could come to my house and drop letters off all you like.
If you bring me cigars, I probably won't smoke them.
And if you bring me chocolates, I probably won't eat them. I'll tell you why. When you get credible death threats from people who work for serious government agencies, and you understand that you're a big problem for people who could...
You know, it would be nice if the problem would just go away somehow. And people tell you this all the time, people threaten to kill you and threaten to kill your children. I don't care how big of a fan of me you are in reality, and you may really be a genuinely big fan of mine who just wants one second of my time to get a picture and shake my hand and tell me that you appreciate me.
I don't know that. You know your intentions are good. I don't know if your intentions are good. I don't know what your intentions are. So I sometimes see you guys on the screens in my war room coming up to my house. I see my security run outside and tell you to go away. And I just think...
I will never, ever, ever,
ever come out and say hi to you because it's a risk that I cannot afford at this point in my life.
Thank you.
And let's say you were a woman and you looked good and you turned up at my house and you're with a kid who's in a wheelchair. And no matter what you tried, because people try various things to try and get me to come to the door.
That's
Then they know how to get me.
Then I walk outside next time and someone puts a gun in my face.
I'm not going to come outside. So I appreciate the letter. I might read it. I might get around to reading it.
I have people read them to me if I'm busy. But I can't trust...
Anyone who comes to my house.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So
CM9320, hi Tristan, is Sadiq Khan the biggest loser in global politics?
No.
because Sadiq Khan
It's not in global politics.
He's the mayor of a sea.
He's in local politics.
Biggest loser in local politics, maybe.
But for him to start talking about Donald Trump and saying, "Donald Trump's not welcome in our city," bro, you're the mayor of a city. I know it's London.
but it's failed because of you and it's a shithole and it's fucked.
and London's now horrible because of you.
And Donald Trump probably doesn't even want to come because he couldn't wear a nice expensive watch down the street without someone stabbing him because of you. So for him to pipe up and try to think he's somehow an international politician...
I mean, you just said global politics.
That's the impression he wants to give. He's not a global politician at all, though, is he?
He is a nerd.
Thank you.
For $20, you should shave some of your facial hair or I take my money back.
Good luck.
That's a very stupid question.
I mean, take your money back what you like.
If you can.
"Hi Tristan, did you and Andrew use headgear when you train? Any advice on avoiding brain injury and staying sharp?" Yeah.
Thank you.
It will happen or it won't.
No matter what you do in your fight career, by the time you're finished with it, every time you say something that people disagree with, dorks who can't fight who are fat.
will say things along the lines of, you probably took too many punches to the head.
Yeah, if I took so many punches to the head, how come I'm so much fucking richer than you?
How come I drive five million dollar cars and fly on private jets if I took so many punches to the head? What a stupid thing to say to somebody like me or my brother.
when you are when you are absolutely broke
and you're on the internet, and I say something true like,
the genocide in Palestine is wrong.
And then some fucking idiot will type, "Look who took too many punches to the head." "Excuse me, are you richer than me?"
Are you more successful than me? Is your account bigger than mine? Do more people want to listen to you than me?
No?
Well then shut the fuck up.
Stupid.
Thank you.
My question is, is the earth a globe or is the earth flat?
I think that's enough of this cigar night for tonight.
One more.
"Hi Tristan, what do you think of speeding tickets?" I'm actually gonna answer this because it gets me onto a very profound realization I had the other day.
about the difference between being broke and being rich and your mindset shift and how your mind changes. Because my mind has changed massively between being broke and being rich.
And speeding fines and parking tickets and things like this are one of the ways that my mind has changed.
I want to tell you all a story of growth and realization. I used to work as a salesman.
in England. I used to sell windows and
home improvements, basic home improvement stuff.
And London was always difficult. London was always very annoying to sell in because the traffic in London is terrible.
The parking in London is terrible. And London also has something, it had back then, but still has something, called the congestion charge. And the congestion charge is very simple. There's a block in the middle of London.
where the roads are painted red when you first drive over them. And it says you're entering a congestion charge zone, which means at certain times of the day, between...
I think it's 8am and 6pm or something along those lines, I've forgotten now. That if you drive into those zones, you have to pay like £32.00.
congestion charge if you don't you get a ticket and if you get a ticket and you don't pay it eventually they take your car away and take you to court so being a traveling salesman
I would do anything I could to avoid congestion charge. I'd stop and reverse and make all of traffic reverse to get around the congestion charge zone. I was so upset every time I drove into it. I was like, ah, fuck, I've got to go into a congestion charge zone. And I would drive an extra hour to avoid the congestion charge zone. And it was infuriating. And I hated crossing into the congestion charge zone. But every time I did, the traffic was clear and empty. And I'm like, well, this wasn't worth 32 pounds. You know,
The congestion charge is something that everyone is always going to disagree on because even within myself,
as someone who went from broke to rich. I disagree with my previous self and my previous self would disagree with me now. So,
It's never going to make people happy.
But this is a story of growth.
I literally used to hate this shit.
It was my nemesis. And Bucharest is a rapidly developing city. It didn't have very many cars. 30 years ago, it was very rare to even see any cars on the road after the revolution, after communism first fell. But now everyone in Romania has a car. So Bucharest is overwhelmed with traffic. It's in the top 10 or 15 worst cities in the Western world in terms of traffic. It's very bad at peak times. And I was driving around.
Stuck in traffic in my Maserati MC20, top-down smoking a cigarette, enjoying the sunlight on my face.
Didn't care, had nowhere to be, had no time limit, no schedule, no rush.
But I thought, you know what would make this city better?
A very expensive congestion charge.
That would make Bucharest much, much better.
Because then,
Only the rich people.
could drive around and most people would have to take public transport freeing up the roads. Now I know this is gonna upset people who can't afford the congestion charge, who can't afford to pay these stupid fines, and I know that when this kind of thing is enacted, as it probably eventually will be in Romania because Bucharest's traffic system is fucked. There will be people protesting against it and mad about it and the only advice I have to you is: be the type of person who isn't bothered by the congestion charge and be rich.
I don't want to give the old stop being poor advice, but you know, there are methods of making money today and ways of making money so that you can afford to, you know, drive your car in the congestion charge zone. And I like the congestion charge zone now in London. I love it.
I don't care, because the money actually means nothing to me. But this is a very unfair way of governing in most ways, but it's the way that the system sadly works.
And that is rules for thee and not for me.
And you have to understand that...
If the punishment for something is a fine,
Then...
It's only a crime for poor people.
Think about that.
If the punishment for something is a fine,
then it's only a crime for poor people.
Park wherever you like and get tickets. Doesn't matter, I'm rich.
If they start towing the cars away, then they can get rich and poor people.
Drive as fast as you like, I'm rich. If they start giving you points on your license and taking your licenses away, cool. That's how they get the rich people. But if the punishment for things like that were purely fines, parking, congestion charge, speeding, then it means...
The law doesn't apply to the rich people because the money isn't noticed by us.
We can do it, and you can't.
So I guess that's motivation to get rich because traffic's getting much worse and it's going to be a very long time before Elon builds any of his genius Hyperloop things in Eastern Europe. It's going to be a very long time.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So...
Thank you.
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Hey Tristan, do you think these lefties actually believe they're horrific views? Or do you think something sinister is going on? Support from Australia, from Blonde Surf.
Yeah, they believe them.
How can everyone in the world be so wrong? Is the question that intelligent people find asking themselves.
Well,
Everyone in the world's been so wrong about lots of things lots of times.
And it's not very hard to convince people
to believe in nonsense and stupid things. There was a time when every great civilization in the world believed that
Zeus and Apollo and Mars were the gods.
That was the greatest civilization in the world. Now, we know that isn't true, but everyone believed it, and they had a very well and functioning society. We do not have a very well and very functioning society, but it's very easy to convince the people who live in this shit society that the problems with society are the good, righteous men who want to protect and provide for their loved ones and traditional gender roles and all the stuff that's worked for all of human time. But people are very stupid, and they're very easy to convince. Yeah, I think what's sinister that's going on
they convince people to harbor these dangerous ideas, but I believe that they are genuine, yeah.
I believe abortion is healthcare is a genuine thing that people think. And abortion can be healthcare.
0.0001% of the time, yes, you have to have an abortion because it's life-threatening pregnancy to the mother. The child is 100% not going to make it. It's an eptopic pregnancy. It's going to kill them both.
Yeah, in that case,
abortion is healthcare.
But that's...
Almost never.
Almost never. And they'll repeat this phrase, abortion is health care, abortion is health care, abortion is health care. They'll write it on their protest placards and have people marching the street screaming abortion is health care to convince that it is. Killing an unborn child is health care for who?
For who?
The child?
No, it's murder. And for the mother...
No, it's convenience.
not healthcare.
So no
I do believe that these people do actually believe their stupid ideas.
Thank you.
Dangerous, sad, but true. Right, I'm going to finish this cigar in the Afterburn program, which I'm going to be going live to in five minutes inside of the real world.
I'm not going to do a plug to sign up to the real world. You all know what it is. It's growing in size. It's growing in features. It's going to have profiles soon, direct messaging between all the profiles. That includes people like me. It's going to become much more of a social network than it is. Right now, it is very, very...
wonderful and effective online educational platform that teaches money-making methods and financial literacy.
But...
If you don't know what the real world is and you're not inside, too bad. I'm going to be speaking to the real world live in two or three minutes on Tristan Tate's Cigar Night Afterburn. I'll see you there.
If you're inside of the real world, you can prepare for an announcement inside of the Tate channel. We're gonna have a Tate channel broadcast. I'm gonna go live exclusively to you guys. At the end of every emergency meeting is we're gonna start telling you ourselves how you can make money from the things we've mentioned. An exclusive stream for people who are inside of the real world only and how they can take the information we've given them. And we're gonna do this for every single emergency meeting for the unfair advantage.
you
If you're inside of the real world, you can prepare for an announcement inside of the Tate Channel. We're going to have a Tate Channel broadcast. I'm going to go live exclusively to you guys. At the end of every emergency meeting is we're going to start telling you ourselves how you can make money from the things we've mentioned. An exclusive stream for people who are inside of the real world only and how they can take the information we've given them. And we're going to do this for every single emergency meeting. For the unfair advantage, how to make money from these points, how to affect the world in a way that's going to benefit you.
of the real world. Tristan's Cigar Night Afterburn is taking place live now. To gain access, join now at jointherealworld.com.
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