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Do you ever feel like nothing really matters?
Do you ever just wake up and look around you and say,
Stupid, I have electricity bill.
So what's electricity? I've got a piece of paper here now.
So now I have to take numbers from a screen and
delete them from my screen.
so that when I press up
light.
It works.
Does that make any sense?
I mean that's a pretty logical system of how everything operates but
Don't you ever just look at the electricity bill and go, this is...
Is this real?
Look around you right now, the room you're in. Who built that room?
What guy?
You don't even know.
Some dude.
Where is he? Dead, probably.
Is anything real?
Is that lake real?
Unless I jump in, how can I really know?
does anything matter?
I think this, of course, and I'm at the highest possible echelon of reality, so you must think it.
I'm in a private jet going, is this real? I'm in a Bugatti going, is this real?
You're in your Toyota with air.
So you must be really considering, is any of these things real? Does any of this even matter?
Law, order,
Judge, jail.
If I wake up at home, I wake up like this.
Let's have a coffee.
If I wake up in jail, I wake up like this.
Let's have a coffee. So does it even matter?
Nothing even matters.
Nothing really matters.
Anyone can see.
Nothing really matters.
That's why.
I quit drinking.
Because...
Drinking was fun.
And I was a very good, very capable man while drinking. I was still in fantastic shape. All the videos of me with the nunchucks,
I was drunk out my mind.
One of y'all. They're gonna remember making the video. I was drunk. I made more money than you'll ever make in your entire life in a single month
while drinking every day.
I'm no problem. I didn't have a problem with alcohol. I could not drink for three weeks, drink every day for three weeks, not drink again. Was never addicted. It was always easy.
I was monumentally successful but I just thought
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I'm drinking so I can have more fun.
but I'm having fun in a world that's not real.
I know you losers won't understand this, but let me try and explain it.
Have you ever been in the middle of a threesome? You're fucking a bitch. You're fucking a bitch. And you're just like
It's like the electricity bill. Wow, tits, tits.
What am I doing here? Just like, stop.
I'm bored.
You know?
Just stop halfway.
Is it real?
You drink, you go to a party, there's flashing lights. Woo-hoo!
Who cares?
Some girl who's hot. Who cares? I don't care.
I never understood what the Bible said about lust, but now I totally get it.
old me
back when I drank and I still had Instagram before I was canceled only three or four years ago.
When a baddie would message me, a 10 out of 10, I'd be like,
She's hot, I'll reply.
New me, now?
I've lost Instagram.
But on Twitter I get messages, I get love letters with pictures in them, I get emails, I get thousands of emails a day from girls.
There's no lust left in my heart.
I can't explain it. Someone will send me a picture and she'll be a 10 out of 10 baddie, and I can objectively say she's a baddie.
Like I can objectively say that's a nice tree, but I don't want to fuck it.
You know?
That's a nice tree, don't wanna fuck it. She's a pretty girl, don't wanna fuck her. There's no lust left inside of me.
I'm pure now.
I understand what the Bible was saying about looking with lust. When all these girls try and get my attention, I'm just like, "No, no, sorry."
Doesn't work anymore.
You don't get to pretend you have opinions that matter, because I don't wanna have sex with you. The second I don't wanna have sex with you,
You now need to have opinions which make sense.
Which means...
We have no point in us talking because you don't have any that makes sense. You just talk shit and get away with it because you're hot. But I don't want to have sex with you, so I don't care.
- Thank you.
There's no lust left in my heart. Cause it doesn't really matter. Sex doesn't matter. Stupid.
Thank you.
All that matters.
What is real?
your soul perhaps is real, how you feel inside.
I feel content in my heart.
Knowing I'm fighting the good fight against evil
If that puts me in jail, that's fine because jail doesn't matter. Jail's not real.
But what's real is what I feel inside. So I've had to stop drinking.
so my soul can connect to the source.
and I can master my Aikido.
Because drinking was giving me more of things that don't matter and aren't real,
and made not real things more fun
But the thing that is real is my connection to the power source, which allows me to
to charge up to fight against evil
And that was diluted and disrupted by alcohol.
To understand,
All those beautiful women message me.
"Oh, I'm really hot and I'm 18 and I'm really sexy."
Yeah, but I want to fight the Matrix. You don't understand. I want to talk to you.
I don't wanna talk to you.
You're not real!
They're ghosts, agents. Women are agents of the Matrix on accident.
They don't even want to be.
but they hang around you, they distract you. They wanna have fun, they wanna have sex all the fucking time.
Especially when around me, fucking endless.
They're trying to have sex with you. They want to go out to dinner. Hey, let's go for a drive. They distract you. They want to just, they're agents of the matrix. They're not letting you fight back. You're just doing dumb shit. I see these dudes on Twitter. Me and my girl went here. Okay, cool.
- Great, what did you achieve?
for the battle of humanity. Nothing.
OF COURSE.
Oh, you got your pee pee wet.
Your pee pee.
Got it wet.
Ooh.
Dickhead.
Nothing's real.
And I'm starting to realize that my actual biggest fear
is them letting me go out of all this shit.
Because then...
I might feel like I have no battle left. I'll still fight, but...
I want to be arrested, dragged to court, sent to jail.
Am I...
Psycho?
I'm more one of those people who likes like punishing himself. I don't know.
Is that lake real?
You know it would be a fantastic ending to this state speech if I were to prove
that the lake is real.
I could talk about how unless you fully immerse yourself and unless you 100% commit to something, you'll never be able to tell the difference between
Reality.
and illusions.
It's only when you dedicate all of your mind and your body and you take a risk
can you finally see what's true in this world and what isn't, like I have in my battle against the Matrix. And the only way I can know that lake is real is if I run and jump into it. And that's the only way I can be 100% certain.
But this is Armani Kashmir, so.
We'll be right back.
Yeah.