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1:59:54.87Today is a super important show because I'm not sure I believe anything anymore.

2:00:00.95Anything.

2:00:01.92anything no tristan i'm not sure i believe name a theory that the no something more basic what's the most basic theory

2:00:10.59Gravity.

2:00:11.51Yeah. Why is it still a theory?

2:00:13.34*sniff*

2:00:14.28What does this mean? It's a theory. Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. If I drop this cigar, will it fall? A theory means a field of scientific knowledge. Will it fall if I drop it?

2:00:23.89Yes. It's just a theory.

2:00:50.98Not sure, bruv. You're talking shit. You know, it's not sure.

2:00:58.53It's been a long time since we've acknowledged how much of a banger that song is, Mr. Producer. It's pretty good. I'll give you that. I remember when it was all made and no one believed in me, but I stuck through it, persevered. Everyone said, Andrew, you can't sing. Your song's shit. And now it's like one of the most famous songs in the world because I'm one of the most famous men. I heard a theory that that song is why they put us in jail. Theory. That's what I'm saying. We don't know anything anymore. It's impossible to know anything anymore. And the reason I'm saying this, on an absolutely very serious note, I want to give respect to everybody who died in 9-11. Because on a serious note, death is not funny. Nope. And a lot of people lost their lives.

2:01:27.87all the policemen, everybody involved. - A bunch of brave men tried to do the right thing. And unfortunately the way it works in the world, if you're a brave man trying to do the right thing, sometimes you suffer the consequences of that. And that's one of the most beautiful things about masculinity is that true men take risk on behalf of others. That has a very masculine essence. That's what men are supposed to do.

2:01:44.04But the reason I'm saying that is because obviously it's the anniversary of 9/11.

2:01:47.63And for the first time in a long time, I think it's been 22 years since it happened. 22 years. It's been 22 years. I remember being in school class when everyone started making fun of me. Yeah. Because we were Americans. America got bombed. And I remember going, what?

2:02:02.38I remember being in school. Everyone remembers where they were. That's England, isn't it? That's England all over. The English were chanting, in your face, ha, ha, ha, laughing at us. I was 13. I didn't have a clue what was going on. But.

2:02:14.20Do you have a clue what went on now?

2:02:16.56That's the real question. There are lots of theories, but do we actually know? And this is what I try and do. I'm trying to sit here now and I'm analyzing my own worldviews as I always do, because you must allow manipulation to find out where your enemy wants you to go and then use your mind to break the trap.

2:02:30.96and punished the perpetrators. And I try my very best to come up with all my worldviews and my extremely insightful conclusions based on personal experience. I do not trust anybody else and I don't trust anything else, but I wasn't there. So I'm trying to get to the bottom of it. And I've been reading all day, going down both rabbit holes, the rabbit hole of the narrative story, which is enforced by MSM and the narrative of people who obviously believe that's all a lie and something else actually happened. And I've been reading all day long on these two opposing theories,

2:03:00.96a very difficult place in society where you can't trust anything anymore.

2:03:07.83it's almost like if your government does nothing but lie to you,

2:03:11.61Even when they tell the truth, you're not going to believe them. It's the boy who cried wolf. It's the boy who cried wolf. So maybe they were telling the truth back then about all of this, but they've lied to us so much since. About everything. Everything has been a lie. The invasion of Afghanistan. The invasion of Iraq. Why Gaddafi had to go. Syria. ISIS. COVID.

2:03:30.21everything's been a lie. So I'm now sitting at a point where I don't know what I believe and what I don't believe anymore. I don't know if that was the last truthful thing the news ever said.

2:03:39.60or if it was one lie in the beginning of a massive cascade of false information.

2:03:44.43I read a super interesting tweet. Let me try and.

2:03:47.34find it. But,

2:03:48.88All they do is lie to you. It's very difficult to come to any kind of conclusion. Let me find it.

2:03:54.93Of course.

2:04:00.09So I've been going down both rabbit holes and now it's difficult because especially after COVID, etc. I've had a lot of arguments with people about things and they try and pull studies up to prove me wrong.

2:04:07.41I'll say, oh, women can't drive. Oh, misogynist, put me in jail, blah, blah, blah. And they'll say, well, actually, the studies show... Study?

2:04:14.43Who made the study? The study said, take the vaccine.

2:04:17.22Who made this study? Who? What guy? Safe and effective. Safe and effective. Stops the spread of the virus. So studies are all a lie. Stops transmission. Saying I want a source for my belief no longer means anything because all the studies are a lie. So if the Matrix wants to lie to you, it just lies about a study. Imagine being the Matrix and you want to lie to somebody about something.

2:04:35.68oh, but we can't lie about the study. No, we've lied to them about this. And it's super important for our narrative that they believe in X so we can have world control forever. But we can't just make up a study. Can't just make up pieces of paper from scientist, Mr. No Name, and say, oh, here's the study proving us completely right about everything. I don't even trust studies anymore because all they do is lie. So now I, let's take something. I don't know, global warming. Let's imagine global warming is super real. And let's imagine I sit there and say, well, I don't personally believe in global warming. I don't think it's,

2:05:05.22calls for alarm. I don't think that raising my taxes will stop the sun from being hot.

2:05:11.74And then they sit and say, oh, but here's a study. I say, who made the study? The guy who wants me to believe in global warming? Your friends, your mates, your mates study.

2:05:21.18I could do a study. I think I'm the greatest man in the world. I think the Tate brothers are the greatest men in the world. Tristan, I need a study. I commission you. All right, sure. I'm in charge of that study. Head scientist, Tristan Tate. I'm going to be in charge of that study. And guess what the conclusion is going to be? I'm not sure. Tell me. Well, I think the conclusion of the study is going to be that the Tate brothers are, in fact, the greatest men in the world. And if you ask what my source is, I'll have a study to show you. Proven. So here we are. So you can't believe a single thing these people say anymore. So then you have to approach it with brutal logic,

2:05:51.18which is how I approach my life. And like I said, I've been going down both rabbit holes trying to work out what really happened on 9-11.

2:05:57.03I would never kill myself, but I've sat there and tried to conclude, okay,

2:06:01.77Does the government have a problem killing people? No.

2:06:06.00They don't. Well, they killed everyone with this vaccination. All they do is kill people. All governments do is find a way to kill people or make you do as they say.

2:06:14.73They're pretty ruthless, really. If you don't listen to them, you die or go jail. And if you do listen to them, you sit there and have a terrible life. So they have no issues killing people. So would the government have benefited? Or when I say the government, the real government of Earth, would it have benefited from manufacturing something as large as 9-11?

2:06:30.63Yes. And what would those costs have been? Some human lives. They don't care. They don't care.

2:06:36.32it's scary. It's very scary. What's even scarier, what scared me the most. I don't have an official position on this, by the way. I'm just trying to learn. If any of you out here have proof, either way, you have proof that 9-11 was an inside job or 9-11 was exactly as they said it was, I don't know.

2:06:52.05please send it to me on Twitter. I'd love to see very interesting studies either way. If you can prove it either way for me, I'd love to know. Because...

2:06:59.43I don't trust anything anyone says anymore. What is interesting, one of the very few men on earth I do trust. Yeah, one of the few. One of the very few men on earth I do trust, good old Alex Jones. He said this, two months ago,

2:07:11.98before.

2:07:13.629-11.

2:07:15.62that if there is any terrorism, we know who to blame.

2:07:19.72The point is, if any terrorism comes, it's from this government. And if there was an outside threat like a bin Laden, who was a known CIA asset in the 80s, running the Mujahideen War, and whose family builds all the military bases over in Saudi Arabia right now, and sits on the board of Iridium Satellite.

2:07:36.45He's the boogeyman they need in this Orwellian phony system.

2:07:41.37I want the White House numbers up there now.

2:07:44.05A big part of the solution, after you research all the government terrorism and check out what I'm saying is true,

2:07:49.81Call the White House.

2:07:51.21and tell them, "We know the government's planning terrorism.

2:07:53.94We know Oklahoma City and World Trade Center was terrorism. We know the Joint Chiefs of Staff wanted to blow up airliners, Baltimore Sun. If you do it, we're going to blame you because we know who's up to it. Or if you let some terrorist group do it, like the World Trade Center, we know who to blame. And you could save the planet. I'm calling it Operation Exhibition.

2:08:14.97And then I read this very interesting...

2:08:17.56Regardless of whether 9-11 is.

2:08:18.93Thank you.

2:08:19.82narrative.

2:08:20.70Say this is a good one.

2:08:23.334 -9 -11,

2:08:24.234-9-11, America was united.

2:08:26.19felt like.

2:08:26.79America.

2:08:27.30everyone believe.

2:08:38.93Everyone believed in.

2:08:40.32the overall ideal of a man.

2:08:43.03democracy they understood what freedom was but let me read this tweet to you because it's very very interesting me read out loud here I'm gonna read it from my laptop so I can see it easier

2:08:51.21It's from a Twitter account.

2:08:53.59Sean M. Dav. In hindsight, 9-11 looks like it might have been the beginning of the end of the American empire. It spawned the worst and most destructive foreign policy in the country's history.

2:09:04.65which is true. Foreign policy. We want to talk about foreign policy. Going to war endlessly is pretty bad in terms of forever, forever, forever wars.

2:09:11.25The government response to 9-11 birthed the constitutional abomination that is the modern warrantless surveillance state. The Patriot Act enabled the government to weaponize its vast resources against its own people. Bush's failed foreign policy led directly to Obama's presidency and indirectly to Biden's, both of which are responsible for diminishing the U.S. at home and abroad, militarily and economically. After two failed forever wars that wouldn't have happened without 9-11, our government is now desperately trying to foment potential nuclear war against Russia.

2:09:41.13of the massive surveillance powers claimed by the U.S. after 9-11 are being ruthlessly deployed against American political enemies of the regime via the most insidious censorship industrial complex the world has ever seen. And then there's the crippling legacy of debt enabled by American response to 9-11. Not content to spend trillions on poorly thought out invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan, our leaders spent as thoughtlessly at home creating insane amounts of new entitlements while doing nothing to put the country on a sound financial footing. And where are we today? The

2:10:11.13to throw its top political opponent and its supporters in prison all under the guise of democracy. We generally remember 9-11 as the day that the towers came down. I wonder if historians will look back on it as the day that America started to fall.

2:10:25.97Isn't that sad?

2:10:27.62It is sad. Very sad. And it's sad because the bravery of all those people who died at 9-11, all those firefighters, all those police who did the right thing, all the American patriots who believed in going to Afghanistan and Iraq to defend America, the weaponization of the masculine instinct to fight and defend what you love has been used against us. Hijacked. Hijacked to complete aims, which I don't even know what they truly were or are. I can guess.

2:10:54.39But I'm not truly sure. I don't think it's what they told us or tell us it's supposed to be about it. Well, what was achieved?

2:11:00.63What was achieved over there?

2:11:02.21Thank you.

2:11:02.84Very little.

2:11:04.02What was achieved? 20 years, absolutely nothing. And now we're in a situation where

2:11:11.13Post 9-11, 2001, most people would basically believe the news. But now most thinking people don't believe a thing they see on TV anymore. You don't believe any of it. I don't. I certainly don't. So what's true? What isn't? And what I'm scared of is...

2:11:26.08Everything can't be a lie, Tristan. Yeah.

2:11:28.83I don't want to go crazy conspiracy theorists and not believe anything.

2:11:33.33Because something has to be true. The sky is going to be blue. Yeah. So now we have to sit and work out.

2:11:40.59through their lies, which lies are real, which lies are half true, which lies are completely false. It's scary. I mean, if you have a wife who's cheated on you seven or eight times and you've caught her red handed.

2:11:51.81She might just be going out for a drink with the girlfriends. She might. She might.

2:11:57.54But what are you supposed to do? What are you supposed to say when she says that to you? You have to say, I don't believe you, even if she's telling the truth. So then as a professional, which I am, I analyze myself constantly to make sure I'm the greatest man on earth. How can I be convinced of something outside of personal experience? This is the question. My life is based on my worldview worldview.

2:12:18.18being deduced from personal experiences. But if I am not personally involved in X situation, how can I be convinced? A study won't convince me. The news won't convince me. An expert will not. An expert will not convince me. No, sir. Oh, an expert. Oh, listen to plenty of experts during COVID. Oh, loads. Loads of them. Don't listen to experts. Don't listen to that. Even video won't convince me. I saw the plane hit the tower.

2:12:41.19Thank you.

2:12:41.67But it hasn't convinced me. And now we live with AI and deep fake and fake videos and fake all this. So that's getting even worse.

2:12:48.15What will convince me? Perhaps the personal experiences of men I trust.

2:12:52.56the war room in my brotherhood, other men around me who I know are rational, sound, logical humans, perhaps they could convince me. But outside of that, where am I supposed to get my news anymore? Where am I supposed to believe anything? Everything is a lie. Is anyone supposed to get their news? What if COVID comes back?

2:13:06.63And what if it's actually deadly? What if it actually kills you? Me and you will be the first ones to die running around with no masks on like jackass. And what if they invent a vaccine that instantly cures you? And we won't take it. We won't take it. We'll die. We'll be dead on the street. The government's lying. They made us do. They put us here. We can't believe anything. What if the earth is really heating up? What if Greta was right?

2:13:32.64What if we pay more taxes... And sell our cars. And sell our cars. We'll save the planet. And the sun will stop being hot. Maybe if we stop flying on private jets, Tristan, the sun will cool down. Maybe...

2:13:45.36But I don't believe that. Maybe we destroy Earth because they've just lied to us so much.

2:13:50.64Liars.

2:13:51.69They put us in this terrible position. They're liars. I don't associate with people that I know to be liars.

2:13:56.71absolutely or not really not i like truth i like living the realm of truth and the closer you are to the realm of truth the closer you find yourself to god by the way whenever you see somebody who says i'm an atheist what they're saying is they they don't live near truth they live in delusions and lies msm garbage you know i'm gonna talk actually i'm gonna talk about atheism for for a minute or two because i used to be an atheist sadly i'm quite ashamed to admit that i think i have a video of you back when you were an atheist when no don't play that video

2:14:21.72I know what video you're going to play.

2:14:24.32So anyway, when I was an atheist, I thought I was Mr. Smart, 22 years of age, no money. Thought I was a genius. No money, sleeping on a mattress on the floor. Tell people God's not real. I was such a fucking know-it-all. So yeah, there I was, the genius, sleeping on a mattress on the floor with no money, couldn't pay my electricity bill.

2:14:44.07I thought God wasn't real. I was told by Christians and Muslims alike that atheism is a cult of Satan. And I thought I was clever. Because it can't be a cult of Satan because atheists don't believe in Satan. Blah, blah, blah. Like a retard. But now...

2:14:58.17if there is just one thing that proves that these people will write all along and atheism is a cult of satan it is how quickly atheists are happy to adopt an anti-scientific worldview if it furthers the work of satan himself tell me more so let me tell you more let me tell you more i remember being an atheist

2:15:20.18Couldn't pay my bills. Young broke Tristan thinking he's so fucking smart. No, no, no. If I can't believe it or see it, it has to be scientifically verified. That's their whole worldview. I need to be able to see X, Y, and Z categorically in front of me. Scientific proof. I need this or I don't believe in it, right?

2:15:37.23There's a man who calls himself the amazing atheist. I had a big YouTube channel back in the day. How are you an amazing atheist? Well, he's fat and super out of shape and obese. And his whole Twitter now is about how women can have penises.

2:15:52.19And men can get pregnant.

2:15:53.61I thought he believed in his eyes. Well, I know. Scientific empirical evidence. That was the big cry of the atheists years and years ago. And I think anyone who was smart and an atheist years ago has now come to God. And everyone else is still in the cult of Satan. It is a cult of Satan because every single atheist is a short blue hair, loony, screaming, men can get pregnant, let's have 50 abortions, abortion is healthcare and doesn't hurt anyone, psychopath.

2:16:21.75So clearly it was in fact a cult of Satan all along. I want to issue an apology. I want to issue an apology to a man named Jonathan.

2:16:30.18Do you remember Jonathan? I do. Jonathan. Jonathan. He was about six foot five, lived in Dunstable, the United Kingdom. He was a Jehovah's Witness and he used to knock on my door and I used to invite him in for coffee because we used to have some interesting discussions. And I remember telling him, nah, nah, this whole God thing. Not for me, bro. I'm really smart. I'm an atheist. Welcome to my flat where I can't pay the electricity bill. Young Tristan, the idiot. And...

2:16:51.65Jonathan used to tell me atheism was a cult of Satan. And I laughed at Jonathan. Jonathan, if you're listening, Jonathan from Dunstable, the Jehovah's Witness, who was knocking on the apartments in Watling Gardens, trying to convert people and bring them to the truth of Jesus Christ. We may have...

2:17:05.82obviously differences in our Christian denominations, but you were trying to bring me to the truth of Christ, and I did not listen then. I officially apologize to you, Jonathan. Atheism is a cult of Satan.

2:17:17.07We have to go back.

2:17:18.39How are you an amazing atheist? No, have you seen him?

2:17:22.65No, but I haven't even seen him, but I'm just going to apply logic to this. To be amazing. It's very hard to be amazing for just...

2:17:29.43not believing in something? How are you amazing when God doesn't love you?

2:17:33.54I'm an amazing, I denounce God. You make an enemy of the most powerful force.

2:17:39.06which is completely mis... You couldn't even fathom it with your human mind. It can't even be understood. You make an enemy of that force and you think that makes you amazing? If I put my hands around your little fucking neck,

2:17:49.07Oh, sorry. He looks exactly like he's squeezing the life out of you.

2:17:53.94And you'd end up praying to God. And you'd say, no, you don't believe in me. Sorry, G. I'm the only one who could stop Top G from ending you right now. It looks exactly like you. And you've been running your mouth, chatting shit.

2:18:03.78chat shit get get banged that's what he looks like exactly like you think you know the worst thing about atheists put him on the submarine what was it deep sea stupid thing down titanic guarantee he'd pray when the lights go out yeah and he'd be praying yeah when the lights go out he'd be like i'm sorry god if you just let me off everyone at home knows one of these situations where you're like god if you just let me out of this one thing i promise if you just if you just let me out of jail i'll shut up on emergency meetings your wife caught you cheating you're

2:18:33.66be saying to God, please, I won't be an atheist anymore. Make the submarine work. There's no such thing as an atheist when things get real. And he's obsessed with the idea of

2:18:43.05Girl penises. Female penises. I challenge him to combat. Okay. Let's settle it old-fashioned. Fair enough.

2:18:49.69Me and him.

2:18:51.14Bare knuckle.

2:18:52.18No rules.

2:18:53.47And we're going to work out if God is real or not. Good idea. Because if God's not real, I don't have any advantage over him, right? I believe in the power of God will ensure that I destroy him absolutely and completely. But he's an amazing atheist. Ooh, amazing. See, but we're focusing on the monkeys, the monkeys. We're focusing on this one guy, Andrew. I'm telling you,

2:19:10.57All atheists have given into this cult of Satan.

2:19:13.53All of them.

2:19:14.29Besides Richard Dawkins, one grumpy old English man, at least he's stuck to his guns. I'll give him that credit. At least he's stuck to his guns. But besides him, one, there's now one atheist left in the world. I've met one person. I know of one man who's actually an atheist. One. And no one else is.

2:19:30.04Because every single other person, from your mate, Neil deGrasse Tyson. The world needs...

2:19:36.19God.

2:19:37.03If you don't wake up now as an intelligent person looking around you saying, the world needs God,

2:19:42.51sooner than ever we need him urgently then you there's something wrong with your brain because only god can fix the mess we are currently in where truth is no longer truth where lies are purported and pushed to the point and issues are conflated at such a level that you can't even discern the argument you're having about anything anymore you need god god is the only thing that can preserve your human experience someone on twitter i can't remember who says something super

2:20:09.29x sorry elon someone said something very interesting and it was talking about a debate between christianity and islam which i do not want to do because i believe we're all brothers and i believe we're all on the right side but he said something super interesting and i can't remember who it was but he said

2:20:23.95When you see a movie about a post-apocalyptic Christian society, America, England, whatever, law breaks down. It is like the purge. People are destroying each other without remorse or recourse. But when you see a post-apocalyptic Islamic society...

2:20:40.66which exists right now thanks to the West. Thanks, Obama. Thanks to us.

2:20:45.57fixing 9-11, I guess, somehow. Bringing freedom, spreading democracy. Spreading democracy by destroying farmers in some country 4,000 miles away. When you see a post-apocalyptic Islamic society, they still have family.

2:20:58.51They still pray. Yeah. They still care about each other. There's no purge.

2:21:02.89I'm not saying that's perfect.

2:21:05.38But it's certainly a very interesting and astute

2:21:08.58observation that if Christianity cannot preserve morality without the threat of law, then what is Christianity at all? I mean, you're not going to debate about this. I'm just trying to make an overall view. But my point is the worse things get, the more we need God. And if you're going to sit and say you're an amazing atheist and you believe that atheism is somehow going to be the solution to the world,

2:21:28.66then you are worse than dumb. You are genuinely evil. Yeah, he's one of the priests in the cult of Satan. By the way, I think all these mosquitoes today were officially sent by Bill Gates and they're genetically engineered.

2:21:38.53That's what I think. That's my theory. Is that true? I've got to study.

2:21:41.92You've got to study. Yeah. I've consulted an expert.

2:21:45.32Shit. All right, let me drink my 18th coffee and let me smoke loads of cigar and I'm going to activate my highly advanced Aikido maneuvers. And if a mosquito comes anywhere near me on camera, I'm going to snatch it from the sky and snap its fucking neck. Good idea. Do mosquitoes believe in God or are they atheists? There's no mosquito God. There's no mosquito God.

2:22:01.06Thank you.

2:22:02.69atheists. I bet they are. So let me prepare for war. Read the super chats while I power up.

2:22:08.65I don't have the proper words to express my gratitude. I found friendships and brotherhood inside of the real world in the war room that I've craved all my life. Someday soon, my friend, steaks and cigars on me. Cheers from Revoso. $100 super chat. Thank you, Revoso. If we weren't changing lives, I would not do this. At this stage with people literally trying to put us in jail, maybe trying to kill us. I don't know how bad it's actually gotten, but if people just watched me for entertainment and no one actually bettered their lives and no one got into shape and made more money and became more God-fearing and they just watched me as an

2:22:39.35permanently. But it's messages like that that give me the strength to continue.

2:22:43.89Hey, Alex here. I'm the 15-year-old who makes a bunch of money in the real world. I go to the gym daily. I'm making 20K monthly and building my network. How can I progress even more

2:22:52.33Um, even if I go to school, that takes up a lot of my time. Um, yeah, go to school. I mean, you have to, you're 15, go to school and just utilize your time outside of school. Alex, obviously you're making 20 grand a month at 15 years old. I think the mosquito bites me, he will pay the ultimate price. This is a warning for all the mosquitoes who understand English.

2:23:12.15If any of you,

2:23:13.27or your little mates.

2:23:14.55Want to take a taste of me, the top G? I will declare war.

2:23:17.47on the entire mosquito population of earth. All right. And I will destroy all of you. All of them. I have all the money and all the time to walk around.

2:23:24.43in my underwear for the rest of my life. The fly spar destroying mosquitoes. In fact, I might make that my when this is all over.

2:23:31.69The Matrix attack, the jail's over. They haven't managed to assassinate us, Tristan. We're 74.

2:23:37.60We're living in Bhutan. Let's finally found a country where we're safe from the Matrix. Let's kill a million mosquitoes. We're hiding somewhere in a temple.

2:23:45.06Nice. And we're not allowed to speak words anymore because we've been silenced. Nice. We're going to walk around.

2:23:50.71destroying mosquitoes for the rest of our human years will become super good at it and it will come up on like tick tock the new tick tock of whatever the 20 71 or whatever 3d hollow talk 3d hollow talk it'll say remember top g this is what he's doing now

2:24:03.01just walking in the shadows.

2:24:04.89An old man, but still built like Hercules, just snatching mosquitoes from the sky.

2:24:10.04I told you!

2:24:13.75I warned them. I fixed my life up. I was an ex-convict and a junkie in Dubai. I'm making decent money and I can't wake up without working out. You do so much for the world from Poitia.

2:24:22.81Thanks, Boy Shaw. Anyway, the Mosquitoes

2:24:25.74I've had enough.

2:24:27.8936 years, Tristan.

2:24:29.7036 years they've been biting you and me. What have we done about it?

2:24:33.24simping like pussies. Oh, I guess I'll just let him. Maybe we smacked a few.

2:24:38.53Why don't we just get our fucking act together and end this shit?

2:24:41.86I mean...

2:24:42.82If we combine forces,

2:24:45.25to a sole purpose of destroying mosquitoes. Sole purpose! All the money and time and power! No more podcasts. Nothing! No more changing the world. I've got none, Chuck. Mosquitos only.

2:24:55.32Bro, I think I'll use throwing knives.

2:24:58.42Throwing knives. If you get good enough for throwing knives to assassinate mosquitoes, you'll become one of the greatest men on the face of the planet. You're already one of the greatest men on the face of the planet.

2:25:05.83but you'll become even greater. No, but I can already. I actually want to give G of the Week this week to Tristan Tate. Oh, no, no, no.

2:25:12.56I am G of the week because you know what people say, what, what happens when you and Andrew argue? I'll tell you what happens with me and Andrew argue. Me and Andrew are smart and we debate ideas and we discuss. And over time, someone is found to be right. The universe either shows them or they're talked around or they're convinced. And Andrew, for the first time on the stream, could say those three words. Say it, Andrew.

2:25:33.30I was wrong. Andrew Tate was wrong. What were you wrong about, Andrew? We had long...

2:25:39.26debates deep into the night about the best car about the best of our 52 cars and i was arguing it was a bugatti or mclaren or a kernan's egg or all these other cars we have and you said no

2:25:50.59It's the Lada. And what is the best car? And the Lada is the best car. It is officially the best car. First, let's play a video of your Lada for anyone who's not familiar with this machine that Tristan purchased, which turned out to be the best car ever. Let me just play it quickly here.

2:26:33.77So the world can see. The Lada.

2:26:39.61The lot is the best car. The lot is officially the best car. Andrew admits it. Andrew confesses.

2:26:44.01None of the McLare's, none of the Ferrari's, none of the Porsche's, none of the BMW's, none of the Mercedes's, none of the Bugatti's, none of the Koenigsegg's, none of the Remax's are as good as the Lada. And would you like to explain to the universe what it was that made you realize that you were incorrect?

2:26:57.19I have to find the video.

2:26:58.81to show the world and this guy is officially g of the week he is officially i don't know who he is i would love to find him but this man

2:27:09.22is G of the week. I saw this video on Twitter and I instantly messaged you and said, I'm sorry, Tristan. I'm sorry, I was wrong. This is a video of a man, a legend, a hero, a titan, a behemoth in Alada, in Ukraine, in a war zone who gets hit by a Ukrainian kamikaze drone.

2:27:30.31The thing that wipes out tanks, by the way. See what happens next. And he keeps on driving.

2:27:38.13I've sung my song to Mr. Jerry, yeah, and he said one word to me, and I would say, I said to him, you can't always get what you want, no, you can't always get what you want, you can't always get what you want, no.

2:28:33.11You get what you need, oh yeah!

2:28:58.17Sorry. Bruv, the Western...

2:29:02.58powers have been sending their brand new tanks the leopard tanks to ukraine and they're getting wiped out by kamikaze drones left right and center

2:29:11.58And the kamikaze drone hits a lot of,

2:29:14.10And he just keeps driving. You know, Tristan, I'm flabbergasted. You know, he's drunk.

2:29:20.40For sure he's drunk. Is he? He's a Russian man driving in Ukrainian territory in a lotto with Russian number plates in a war zone. Of course he's drunk. Of course he's drunk.

2:29:31.41He must be drunk. Oh, he's definitely drunk. So he's some drunk guy.

2:29:35.31in his Lada, driving. He sees a drone, maybe he doesn't know what it is. Drone hits it. He takes no evasive maneuvers. He gets hit dead on with the drone. Angry face, furious, broken windscreen. He just keeps driving home. Who is this guy? He's gonna be G of the Week. He is G of the Week. I don't know who you are, sir, but you have settled a two-year argument between the Tate Brothers. We've been arguing for two years about which car

2:30:05.31that in my life.

2:30:06.63I'm flabbergasted. These drones, literally, I'm going to play. I'm going to have to play it again.

2:30:41.44I have respect for the G of the week we're gonna play it again

2:30:41.54The biggest vodka driving, just my turn. You get what you need. Oh, yeah. We go home.

2:30:54.54What the fuck? You sir are a hero. I don't understand. Come on, it's probably the best dog. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's not. It's better than it's better than it's better than it's better than it's better than it's better than it's better than it's better than it's better than it's better than it's better than it's better than it's better than it's better than it's better than it's better than it

2:31:11.46finally admit that you're wrong. Bugatti, Rimac, Kernig. No, bruv. We need more Lattas. Yeah, we need. We need a whole fleet of Lattas. Tristan, you're in charge. Three or four more Lattas. Yes, sir.

2:31:21.59yes sir on the way and about one of those long wheelbase lotters politicians used to get driven around in in the late 19th i understand now you're bulletproof exactly

2:31:29.25I will sit in the back of the Lada and our drivers will drive us around in Lada's. From now on, we control. No more patrol in the streets and supercars. Patrol the streets and Lada's. Gotta stay safe. That was gorgeous. That was beautiful. When the Matrix finally tries to assassinate us, we can just continue on our little drive. Okay, we can go home.

2:31:44.58Speaking of G of the Week, there's a lot of G of the Weeks. Have you seen, I don't think even you've seen this. Have you guys, have you seen this one yet?

2:31:50.00Look at this for G of the Week.

2:31:51.72Where is it? I think I know who you mean. And he is a G.

2:31:54.36No, it's not that. It's not the kid. It's not the kid. No, that kid was ages ago. This is up to date. Whoever this guy is, escaped from jail by crab walking up a wall. And what's G about it is it's been nearly a week and a half and he hasn't been caught.

2:32:11.34Who is he? What were we doing in jail? We didn't even try this stuff. We've been sitting around like jackasses when it turns out you can just walk out. Look at this dude. Watch.

2:32:22.66Thank you.

2:32:24.76He looks around the corner His mate goes to watch out for him In case a guard comes

2:32:29.97Thank you.

2:32:30.93Doop-de-doo.

2:32:34.15Doop -de -doo.

2:32:37.10That's the only footage of his escape.

2:32:40.84He escaped from jail. He hasn't been seen since.

2:32:45.63He's on the run. What is it? He hasn't been seen since. But what does he do? I can't make him G of the week if he's like a sex offender. What's his crime? I don't know. Okay, fine. But that's pretty G. I mean, that's pretty impressive. The escape is pretty cool.

2:33:00.61See you, losers.

2:33:03.77Hero. Epic. Also, there was another guy who escaped from jail in England.

2:33:09.57I don't have it here. He hugged the bottom of a truck, didn't he? No, there was another guy who escaped. No, no, you're thinking of an old one. Escaped.

2:33:15.58Jail.

2:33:17.14there's a guy who escaped from jail in England recently. Um,

2:33:21.92and escaped jail UK. And they caught him again. I mean, he ain't all that. Daniel Caliph, he escaped West London jail. He was a soldier who, he was a soldier who must be mentally ill. And he planted fake bombs around his military base and got arrested for terrorism and went to jail. He escaped, but they caught him again. But the only reason I'm mentioning this is because I read it

2:33:45.75And the British, which used to be the best people in the world, had a amazing term for somebody who escapes jail. He's not an escaped prisoner. Do you know what the British justice system calls somebody who has escaped jail? No. Unlawfully at large.

2:34:03.22That is very British. That's from back in the day when England used to be cool. Back in the day when England used to be cool. Daniel Khalif is unlawfully at large. Imagine being unlawfully at large. Sounds like a bedroom. You're unlawfully at large. Sorry, my dear.

2:34:22.86happens that is g unlawfully at large i i just like that when i was reading the oracle i was like unlawfully at large yeah that's such a cool thing to be called yeah i've never been on top g unlawfully at large we'll see we'll see now we'll be fine if worse gets the worst i know what to do

2:34:42.60It's fine. I got it under control. I've learned now. Getting the larder.

2:35:06.05He walked up the wall like Spider-Man and he's unlawfully at large.

2:35:10.36I'm impressed. Andrew, how does being a Muslim affect your business or how you do business from CLMRS, $50? It's a good question. I think the matrix has attacked me a lot harder since I reverted. Yeah. But Allah is the best of planners. I believe in God.

2:35:22.44I believe in God. So it is what it is. If they walk in here and kill me in an hour, they're going to do that. And there's not much I can do about it. If they want to assassinate, you're going to do it. If they want to put you in jail, they're going to do it. You don't have to be guilty of anything. They'll just do it.

2:35:33.00but I believe in God. So I'm going to believe in God and I'm going to be happy and I'm going to pray like I'm supposed to. And Allah is the best of planners. And when you have true faith, that's what makes you hard to destroy.

2:35:41.55That's what the amazing atheist doesn't understand. As soon as his life gets hard, who's he going to turn to?

2:35:46.11And he'll learn burgers burgers. And if he thinks that chicks with, and if he thinks chicks with dicks, if he thinks that God will not show him, God is showing him that he is real.

2:35:55.54daily because his life sucks because his life sucks if you insult god

2:36:00.09You will be punished by perpetual and never-ending misfortune.

2:36:04.55It's amazing that an atheist can sit there with a life as terrible as his and not realize, oops,

2:36:09.48Maybe I should stop insulting the most powerful force in the universe. I said it myself. Because my life sucks. Tristan the Atheist had no money. Tristan the Atheist slept on a mattress on the floor. There are certain influencers in the world.

2:36:21.87certain influencers in the world who have publicly mocked God and they end up being forever misfortunate, constantly attacked by,

2:36:29.37constantly laughed at, constantly shamed and publicly crucified. And they can do everything right. They can be in good physical shape. They can make money. They can train. They can do everything they're supposed to do in this world. But because their souls are empty and because they mocked God, they are not respected by anybody and are forever mocked. And they will be forever unlucky and forever shamed until they wake up and look in the mirror and go, I shouldn't insult God. There's something more powerful than me. I'm not the smartest person

2:36:59.31stand there is magic there are certain things about this existence that i can't fathom and i think i should show respect

2:37:06.06to what most people rational people believe in i shouldn't be sitting here trying to insult it because that's why you're forever unlucky at least shut up

2:37:14.97or at least shut up about it. To sit there and think you look smart, to insult God,

2:37:21.91Hey guys, appreciate all you do. We'll see. Once you're able to leave Romania, where would you like to go? Much love, real autumn bee.

2:37:30.22Well, hello, Autumn. Where do we go once we're allowed to leave Romania? I go nowhere.

2:37:35.15I'm going home. Staying here. Staying home. I'm going nowhere. What you have to understand about me is I live life on my own terms. I'm going to live exactly as I would have lived if this had never happened. So if I wish to be in Romania, which I am most of the time and a lot of the year, then I'll be here. Otherwise, I'll be in the other places I have to be. But I'm certainly not going to run away from this country. We're going to win this war, Tristan.

2:37:55.53this very important war, which everyone knows about, because we've spoken about it publicly. One of the most interesting...

2:38:01.54and observed cultural wars, which is currently going on at the moment, our war against the mosquitoes, we have to ensure that we do not lose a single battle, which means before we can leave this house, the lands and the ground and the air surrounding must be completely free of all mosquitoes and perma eradicate their existence. All right, we're not going nowhere. We're not going nowhere. When we get released, when the judge, when another judge finally does what the other judges have gone, done and said, oh, look, oh, this is interesting evidence. Let him go.

2:38:31.28When that judge finally makes that call,

2:38:33.71I'm going to stay home and kill mosquitoes.

2:38:35.55That's what I'm going to do. We're going anywhere until they're all eradicated.

2:38:38.27First from our house, then the city, then Romania. Then the Earth. Then the EU. Then I'm going to team up with Elon and make sure no mosquitoes have escaped on any spaceships and land on Mars to colonize the new planet. And I will be the Martian mosquito-

2:38:50.47Marshall

2:38:51.87MMM. Willing to make sure they never infect the new colony of Sir Elon Musk on the red planet. We ride into battle like brave heroes to ensure that the mosquitoes face certain destruction.

2:39:03.95There's no way they're going to ever be allowed to exist.

2:39:06.77Not when top G is around. True. I'll bring the ladder.

2:39:10.98Larder. You dig larder, I'll dig the tricep. Good luck stinging me when I'm in my larder.

2:39:14.81Bro, a drone couldn't even hurt you in that thing. No, of course not. Not a single chance. It'll die on my windscreen when I'm going max speed, 43 miles an hour.

2:39:24.11It's war!

2:39:27.86Right now because it's war I want to play a war edit because I'm Mr. Producer I do whatever the fuck I want. Let's go. They're going to continue to attack me for the end of time and I'm sad that my children are going to wake up every day wondering if dad's in jail for no reason or if dad's been assassinated yet. You think they're going to allow me to continue to spread good when they're truly evil in their hearts I'll put a bullet in my head. I'm sad knowing that I could have the best life on earth and the only thing I have to do is be a coward to live it.

2:40:18.65One... Two...

2:40:18.87It's a primitive class, bidding years of frustration. Bravely we hope against all. There is so much at stake, seems our freedom's up against the roads. Does the crowd understand? Is it East versus West? Or man against man? Can any nation stand alone?

2:40:48.91In the burning heart, just about to burst. There's a quest for answers and a bridge of the first. In the clock is night, rising like a spire. In the burning heart, the unmistakable rise. Although drones and fighter jets and attack helicopters drop bombs from the sky, you should be able to look at the sky and see hope and hope alone.

2:41:18.77No surrender, though his body says stop, his spirit cries, never deep in our soul, a quiet ember.

2:43:29.96Rising like a spire, in the burning heart, the unmistakable path.

2:43:30.00.

2:43:31.89.

2:43:32.52you

2:43:40.10there.

2:43:41.58Thank you.

2:43:43.32What are you doing?

2:43:45.90Thank you.

2:43:47.99*sniff*

2:43:49.57I was trying to flex you if I got my shirt on. Skeos, beware.

2:43:53.59Yeah. Please to call our guns demoted to Rambo knives. Right.

2:43:58.68Speaking of Matrix attacks and war,

2:44:01.17Did you hear about my man? Who?

2:44:03.66My man? You didn't hear about my man? Let me show you. I don't know who that is. You don't know who my man is? You're just saying shit. My man.

2:44:09.72A guy you know, a friend of yours. I don't even know him.

2:44:12.80some dude.

2:44:14.56Who? Wrong split screen. Sorry, not that guy. A different fucking legend. One second. Who's a legend?

2:44:20.54I don't know if he's a legend at all, to be honest. Terrible split screen by Mr. Producer. Do whatever I want. Who cares? So this dude...

2:44:27.67Okay.

2:44:28.87is a Turkish crypto millionaire who ran an exchange in Turkey, cryptocurrency boss.

2:44:34.92And he got...

2:44:36.15Drum roll.

2:44:40.7611,196 years in jail. Okay. Me and you have done a, I mean, we do jail. We've done a bit of jail.

2:44:48.10Not a bit of jail. 11,000.

2:44:51.46196. Now I have a few questions. Okay. Why the six 11,190.

2:45:05.97Six years in January. Why the six? Imagine you've got that sentence. Imagine after your sixth year. Nice round number. Only 11,190 years to go. Go downhill from here. Smooth sailing. Hard part's over.

2:45:22.73Why the six? I don't understand why the six. The first six may be the most difficult. That's my first question. Okay.

2:45:28.05My next question is. Great.

2:45:29.90Thank you.

2:45:31.47imagine what did he do he stole two billion dollars didn't he no they say two billion but i think it's only like 30 million that's the thing that's crazy tristan people go out there and do these scams and we all know who i'm talking about we all know who i'm talking all these scammers scam for menial amounts of money 30 million what's that like a week's wages yeah rubbish bruv and they they're literally losing their lives for pennies you can make that money if you join the real world you can make millions without ever having to risk getting in trouble and people are

2:46:01.29build up your reputation. We've never sold a crypto fans. Love you. People trust you and you scam your fans.

2:46:07.39Embarrassing. Embarrassing. 11,196 years. What I think he did is he ran the biggest exchange in Turkey and the Turkish lira was plummeting. So people were investing in cryptocurrency to try and fight against inflation. And then obviously like all other cryptocurrency exchanges, it blew up and he stole a bunch of money and ran away to Albania and got caught with an Interpol red list. Ended up putting him back in Turkey. 11,196 years in jail. Question is this.

2:46:28.19how like i said i'm a professional i like to analyze situations and analyze myself how could you explain yourself in a turkish courtroom okay to try and be found innocent of this charge you walk into court in turkey okay judge doesn't know what crypto is he has no idea what crypt no clue none

2:46:48.44Baklava.

2:46:50.68coffee there's a dude in the corner with an ice cream and you go get the ice cream yeah for mooses you that is turkish shit i imagine that didn't even get an ice cream yeah you're walking with the napkin like a dummy yeah guy for moose to you you sit down to your kebab to your kebab i don't know if you're allowed it i don't even have a knife or a fork or chili sauce can i have some baklava no no fine but you got your kebab and you sit there and you sit there and you say judge

2:47:15.54blockchain technology guilty what you stole how much money no i didn't steal it because on the blockchain ecosystem of the blockchain guilty i am not interested in learning about this dork shit i have four wives at home i have a very i'm a turkish judge so who's g of the week the judge maybe maybe i'm a turkish judge my life is pretty good

2:47:40.68I live a pretty good life. And I've been sitting here for a whole six minutes. You trying to explain to me a bunch of dork crap.

2:47:47.51Talk about Ether scan. Ether scan. Jail. I'll show you Ether scan. You're going to jail, sir. You stole money. No, I didn't steal money. They invested in a coin. And the hashes. And the half-life. And the halving, Bitcoin halving.

2:48:06.22Brov.

2:48:11.1711,196 years in jail. He must have done such a terrible explanation of what Bitcoin is. I would have loved to have seen his explanation to the Turkish judge. What a Bitcoin is. Because that's the beginning of your defense, right? You're sitting down with a court and you have to start at the basics. You have to explain what crypto... A judge is living well. He hasn't got crypto. The judge doesn't care. He hasn't got crypto. He's not interested. You stole. You're a thief. You're a thief. And he's sitting there with the thief. And you're like...

2:48:36.93Why didn't you steal? Because according to these papers, everyone lost all their money and you're rich. Oh, well, because, okay, so the blockchain, how it works is cryptocurrency. There's a ledger. And he's just sitting there like, bruv, ledger. Ledger. You know what it was? He probably wasted six minutes of the judge's life. And that's where the six years came from on the end. You, sir. He probably had a six minute court trial. And he sat there listening to some crap about the blockchain for a full six minutes and goes, no, I'm going to get my six back.

2:49:06.93thief. How about enough of this guy? You're going to jail, sir. Jail. Not only him, but all of his siblings were also

2:49:15.78put in jail and how long they're put in jail for how long 11 196 years his brother and his sister are going to jail with him for 11 196 years not to go to jail because people didn't like your brother

2:49:29.56Strange. Would you even get a job and like trying to work time off?

2:49:35.19Or would you just give up? What would you do? I would love to see this guy explaining Bitcoin to that judge. That'd be a fantastic. The judge's face. It would be the most unimpressed. Angry.

2:49:45.57Angry, thick, dark mustache. Sitting there with this thief trying to talk garbage about a ledger. So we've got a ledger right here, sir. It's your criminal file. Yeah. And you're going to jail. Yeah. There's no way out of this. Yeah, I believe that the...

2:49:59.85The judge is G of the week. The judge is G of the week. I don't understand where that sentence came from. Legendary. Is it? It is. It's heroic. Bro. My man got wrecked. They might have half his sentence.

2:50:12.55You might just do half time.

2:50:14.04maybe whoa crazy i would have loved to see you see you in space in the year 5000 mate

2:50:19.46And that's the thing with all this cryptocurrency stuff. I want to make it clear. What's that? That's literally longer than all of human recorded history. The pyramids weren't built. 11,000 years ago. Giza was just sand. There was no Sphinx. No pyramids. There was no temples. There was no pyramids in South America. No Bible. No stonehenge. No Quran. Nothing. Died. Nothing. Cavemen.

2:50:49.44Thank you.

2:50:49.65He's in trouble. But bro, and that's the thing that's very important. I want to make it clear because when the next bull run comes, a lot of coins will come out. Take coin, Tristan coin, Andrew coin. We have made an ethos. Me and my brother sat down together and we understood with great power comes great responsibility. And we understand we're some of the most famous people in the world. That's one of the most respected people on earth. And the last thing we want is anyone who is a fan of ours lives to do great. Our mission is that anybody who believes in us and listens to us becomes a better person. They train harder. They feel better. They're more motivated. They're more powerful. They're more knowledgeable. They're more intelligent.

2:51:19.65through the real world. We teach you how to make money for real. We do not want anybody who believes in us to lose a penny, which is why we won't launch a crypto. And I explain this, we won't ever. And I explain why. I don't care how good your crypto project is. They all involve loss. If I buy a coin for a dollar and sell it for $10, someone bought it off me for $10 and it doesn't continue to go up, that person will lose money. I don't want anybody who believes in me or believes in our brand or believes in our mission to lose a single penny. I want you all to make money, never lose money.

2:51:49.65coin i probably would we would i refuse to do it anyone who is selling a crypto no matter how well intentioned they are is to sacrificing their friends fans and sacrificing the financial capability of the people who believe in them so they can enrich themselves that is not who me and my brother are we refuse to do it which is why we have tape pledge and donate our own money firstly and secondly why we teach how to make real money inside of the real world and will not launch a crypto coin ever ever because it involves there must be losers for there to be winners so i don't

2:52:19.65it is i don't care who's behind the project uninterested anyone who launches a crypto is out to scam their fans for themselves and that is not us and whoever this dude is i know we're laughing making fun of him he's probably in jail right now he's probably in a little bit of a bad mood yeah but

2:52:33.09Whatever he did, his intention was to enrich himself. And at the end of the day, a bunch of people lost a bunch of money. And those people got together and put a piece of paper in front of a judge that made the judge think,

2:52:43.44You, sir, are going to jail. Now, obviously, I don't want to get too political, but if you give enough money to the right people, when you steal it,

2:52:51.03then you're free to go. You're just a kid who messed up, you know? Yeah, well, that's... We all know who I'm talking about now. Well, because the world is satanic, and the world is evil, and nobody has any honor left, unfortunately. Have you seen your mate? Have you seen your mate's new outfit?

2:53:01.94Who's my mate? Your mate?

2:53:04.02Who's my mate?

2:53:05.10Your mate, who's your best mate?

2:53:07.22You? Oh, your other best mate.

2:53:31.42Sam Smith. So let me show you Sam Smith. Sam Smith's new outfit. Let me show you your mate's outfit. You can't just sing if you want to be a famous singer. You think you can just

2:53:35.06you know, sing songs and not push the agendas of Satan. No, Tristan, that's extremely naive. You must be a Satanist. You can't just learn how to sing.

2:53:45.35sing songs, have a good life and be a good, honest person. No, you have to push garbage for some reason.

2:53:51.27What did I just watch? Didn't you know?

2:53:53.40Didn't you know that?

2:53:54.39I might quit. And I have proof, conclusive evidence that he is your mate. I want everyone here to know that I myself, because I don't believe in research. I don't believe in studies. I've done my own research.

2:54:35.82my own study, because I'm the only man on earth I can actually trust, and concluded that Sam Smith is 100% your mate, because you and him act.

2:54:35.84Hey, Shabby! Shabby! Hello, Shabby!

2:54:42.99Anything to say? I want to say that. To the people at home? StackUp99 donated $400 on a Super Chat that says, please don't play that video of Tristan. But you said it's of me.

2:54:51.95So I didn't want to read that super chat out because everyone knows it's you. Do you have anything to say to the people at home who have seen you repeatedly on emergency meetings, dress and act in a certain way? And then obviously your mate, your best mate, Sam Smith decides to also do the same thing because we've just concluded you're not allowed to be a singer without also pushing the agenda of Satan because God is the only way to fix this earth, which is why they try very hard to damage us spiritually because if they destroy our spirituality, we no longer can resist enslavement because when you have hard parameters instilled by what you know is right and wrong

2:55:21.95to an absolute slave because there's always going to be a hard parameter which you will not penetrate. That is why they fear God. It's especially why they fear Muslims and the Islamic faith.

2:55:30.14Because we know what is right and we know what is wrong. And you cannot come along and tell us with your subjective garbage or your studies or your experts what is right and what is wrong. Because we already know what is right and what is wrong because it's come from God. That's why they fear us.

2:55:41.39But that's why all these people who have any kind of influence, these singers, for some reason, are hell-bent on pushing the agendas of Satan. Now, through my own conclusive studies, I have determined he is your mate. So I would like you to defend yourself and your mate to the world.

2:55:58.47Sam

2:55:59.87As my mate, I want to talk to you. Talk to your mate. Just stop doing that. Just, like, dress back in suits like you used to and just sing songs, please.

2:56:10.34Like you're actually quite a good singer. Why are you doing this?

2:56:14.03It's not cool.

2:56:15.34So if you are my mate, because Andrew's obviously consulted some experts and came up with some studies that prove you're my mate. So I guess you are. Right. Because that's the way that the media works now. Yep. Just stop, please, mate.

2:56:25.55i'd really like to see you stop doing this you know just make tick tocks of you know maybe you singing because you're a singer at a piano playing piano yeah

2:56:34.75Stop it, please.

2:56:36.72Like I've got a daughter. I don't need that in the world. I think that's a perfect way to end this emergency meeting. I think it's really good that you actually finally told your mate to not, you know, do what he's doing anymore. Finally come to a good conclusion and we can be a good force for the world. We said, we don't want, you know, it's going to mention us after this, your mate, who's my mate, the amazing atheist. I spoke to an expert who concluded that he was your mate.

2:56:57.54I read a study.

2:56:59.39You know, the thing is when haters make videos about me, I promise I've got a magical power. Oh, I'm going to cover this in a second. You go first. It actually makes me feel so happy. Yeah. Because what happens is hater makes a video on me. It's an hour and a half of a deep dive.

2:57:12.29We found this. We've got to put it all together. Oh, you found the video I made and released. Ooh, entertain.

2:57:20.81i have never watched any of them yeah ever and they must be making them going when andrew sees this he's gonna be mad i promise

2:57:29.72I promise.

2:57:31.28I don't care. No, no, no, Tristan, please. I need to make this very clear to people. Go ahead. I don't care.

2:57:37.47Give a fuck. Please continue. Make your video. Discover. And we discovered Andrew said women can't drive. He's a misogynist. They can't.

2:57:47.69Study. And I don't even, I don't even care enough to watch them. The BBC will make a documentary about me. They'll spend nine months. The Batty Boy Corporation. And they'll spend a year and they'll put it together and they'll release it. It's out. Andrew, have you seen it? No. It was stupid. I'm sure it was. You should watch it. No. I have, I have, I'm busy. I don't watch any of this crap. If the Amazing Atheist sits, I'm not going to watch it.

2:58:17.41jerking off.

2:58:18.76complaining about how I've told him he's incorrect.

2:58:21.71For the next 200 years, I will never watch a single one of his garbage videos ever. I don't care. I don't care. So I hope my mate, the amazing eighth, if he wants to go.

2:58:33.32I don't care because people do this all the time. I don't make this very clear. I don't fucking X fighters, fucking people who run podcasts, people who stream one. They're all poor. One, all of them are broke because saying my name is hoping that I engage with them and argue with them. And then they can finally have a little bit of money and a little bit of relevancy because they're all poor. So one, they're broke. And two, I want everyone to understand when someone says, oh, my God, did you hear what this guy said about you?

2:58:56.51I don't know who these people are. I never do. But this guy said this. I don't know them. I've never seen their content. I've probably blocked them the first time they ever mentioned my name. I literally don't know them. Who? Exactly. Who? Exactly. This liberal said this. Who? This conservative said this. Who? This far right guy said this. Who?

2:59:16.77Who? We don't care.

2:59:19.25The culture is ours. We're the ones saving the world. We're the ones literally feeding children. Give me a, give me a,

2:59:25.30tape pledge video. Let's show all the amazing things we do.

2:59:28.39Let me type this out. The fundraiser video? Yeah. For people at the house? Let me do it.

2:59:32.62Thank you.

2:59:33.70We got a type play video.

2:59:37.25We don't know. We're very busy. We have our own Matrix attack to defeat. I don't consume content by...

2:59:43.85Almost anyone. There is a very, a small handful of people and it's people I know personally. I'll watch Patrick, but David speak to interesting people. I'll watch Tucker Carlson speak to interesting people. Ooh, do you want to cover Tucker Carlson's latest piece?

2:59:55.48Who's he? Who's he? Who's he spoke to? Oh, is that about Obama? Yeah, I heard there. Brov.

3:00:00.62We're going to end up in an early grave, my friend. It's bad. It's only so bad. Is it? Oh, give me a hint.

3:00:07.27A guy went into very great detail about how he smoked crack and had sex and sucked off Obama. That's not him.

3:00:17.47I would never kill myself. Now, on Tucker's podcast, on Tucker on X, a guy.

3:00:24.49went into very, very

3:00:26.60Explicit detail.

3:00:28.31about performing oral sex.

3:00:31.42on Barack Obama.

3:00:32.65We would never kill ourselves. I'm sure that guy is not telling the truth.

3:00:37.83I'm sure. Yeah. Because Michelle is an elegant, beautiful lady.

3:00:41.90And I believe that Obama is heterosexual. For the safety of me and my brother, the stream has to end. Okay. What did you say? Something about it? No, nothing, nothing.

3:01:01.80Nothing. Obama's wonderful.

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