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31:36.84Hi, friends.

31:38.88So time is against us. We have to give you guys a quick update.

31:41.97on our plans in case we die.

31:44.37Although I do think it's impossible to die because Tristan's got his adventure hat on from Kazakhstan. It's actually my road warrior hat now.

31:51.48Because I am a road warrior.

31:53.40A road warrior. A warrior of the road. So basically, we got tired with everyone being a fucking coward and pissing their pants. Let me rewind. Sorry, let me rewind. Do you mind if I rewind? Please. Time travel. Time travel. Take it back. Take it back. Back to about 2019, 2020. Take it back.

32:09.69Everyone was peeing their pants. COVID! As people often do. COVID! All the people in China are dropping dead.

32:17.34The two realest niggas on the internet said, fuck this!

32:20.34Let's take the last flight out of this hellhole where they're about to lock people down and go to open countries and live stream and get ourselves in trouble with the Matrix and get ourselves put in jail for exposing Big Pharma's scam. Who were those two real niggers? The only two real niggers. Now everyone pretends they know COVID was a scam. They pretend they're tough now, but at the time they pissed their pants. At the time. Two real niggers went to Sweden and fucked everything that moved all over the internet.

32:43.80And in Belarus. And Belarus. Whatever it is, it's like, oh my God, I might get the sniffles. Oh, my grandma. My grandma. Let me suck off my grandma. I wasn't even wearing fucking condoms in Sweden, let alone fucking face COVID masks. Anyway, long story short.

32:57.84That's kind of in one way. That's one of the reasons we blew up, isn't it?

33:01.98Because we were the only niggers in a world full of bored people staring at their laptops, in lockdown, listening to their wives. Two real niggers were living life. And that, that, we kind of owe our success to that bravery.

33:11.40What do you say when you don't know what to do?

33:13.92Always take the brave choice. When you're not sure what to do, take the brave choice. So.

33:19.11Let me Aikido forward in time one second.

33:22.422026.

33:24.63Everyone is...

33:25.77pee in their pants again.

33:28.44There's missiles in the Middle East. Well, isn't it dangerous in Dubai? I'd rather be here in London where you get stabbed. Blah, blah, blah. Maybe I'll get a flight out of Dubai. If I could charter a jet and get fucked in the butt by a male airstrips on my way to Paris. Get out now! Get out now! Run away! Get out now! A series of unfortunate events have left us outside of the action zone. The danger zone.

33:58.48Yeah, we were in so we were in

34:00.72But we were in Turkey, Romania, Kazakhstan, New York. We took an extended trip that happened weeks before anyone knew this stuff was going to kick off.

34:08.91And I was in Almaty.

34:10.35Partying it up with the Kazakh nomads, drinking their milky alcoholic flavored beer,

34:15.54thinking this is fucking epic. And then suddenly... Almaty with the Kazakh batty. You're not allowed to return to Dubai because...

34:21.78There's rockets, there's... Get out now! Get out now! Run away! Run away!

34:28.17All right.

34:29.10I like Dubai. So do I.

34:31.11And if I like something...

34:33.27Or I want to be somewhere.

34:35.03I'm gonna go there. I don't know about you. I'm bro. I love to buy. I'm gonna go there. I'm a rich nigger I'm a rich nigger and that's the only place rich niggers can thrive. I

34:43.14So, everyone's pooing their pants, as always.

34:46.56And as the world poos its pants,

34:48.75Two men owe it to the world.

34:51.18to set a real example

34:52.83and charge at the gunfire, but

34:54.87Andrew, all the airports in Dubai and Abu Dhabi and the UAE are closed. How are you going to get in? Have you seen the hat?

35:05.61Yes or no? Have you seen the hat?

35:08.70'Cause this should answer

35:10.29All your trifling ass motherfucking questions about how I'm getting in.

35:15.33I just need to get somewhere.

35:18.27In the Middle East.

35:19.53Nice.

35:20.49Nice.

35:21.06You put me somewhere in the Middle East.

35:25.11and the road warrior will find his way home.

35:28.35That's what our plan is. What's your plan? Is it detailed? No.

35:32.82Somehow get to the Middle East.

35:36.06I KETO my way to four wheels.

35:39.18point my vehicle in the right direction

35:42.42Straight in my road warrior hat.

35:45.33Warm up the engine with a sand whirlwind Aikido storm.

35:50.31And I'd like to win.

35:51.60Yeah, so our basic plan is to get somewhere in the Middle East, get on dirt bikes, drive through the desert, get across the border into the UAE, where a Bugatti and a Pagani are waiting for us, where we can burn all the way home to Dubai in the middle of a war amongst falling ordnance while everyone else runs away. We go there to prove they're fucking pussies. And the reason we're doing this emergency meeting is because our first flight, we have to take three flights to pull this off. Our first flight leaves.

36:18.84in two and a half hours. So we're updating you on our plans. We're going to have sporadic communications. We're going to have bad internet, but we're going to update Twitter with everything we're doing the entire way. And you're going to watch us make it all the way into Dubai while everyone else pisses their pants and leaves Dubai. Guys, I am very angry at every fucking coward who left. Do not go to Dubai to avoid taxes. Talk about how great it is. Talk about how nice your life is. And the second there's any kind of inconvenience, run away like a fucking pussy. If you love a

36:48.84You should be standing in your city showing that you're unafraid. Dubai's been good to us. Anyone who hates Dubai is fucking poor. It's a fantastic place for rich people to be. All rich people like it. All broke people hate it. And the reason everyone's hating on the internet right now is because it's so great. I want to make a point.

37:05.37No one is saying.

37:06.84right now. Ha ha ha, you live in Tehran and you got bombed. And they're not saying, ha ha ha, you live in Tel Aviv and you got bombed. You know why? Because they know that Tehran and Tel Aviv are both shitholes. So no one cares. But when you live in Dubai, they make fun of you because they know your life is great. They know Dubai is great. They're hard coping. They're trying to pretend they don't want to live there when truthfully they can't afford to live there. Because if you crash a Mini Cooper or you crash your Volkswagen Golf and post it online, nobody cares. If I crash my Bugatti or win that Pagani window smash and we post it online, billions

37:36.84Your car is broken. Why? Because you want it. You want it. It always comes from below. You wish you had it. It always comes from below. Dubai is a wonderful place. And look.

37:44.25I'm not an Arab.

37:45.45I'm not Emirati.

37:47.16However, what I am is a loyal real nigger.

37:50.64And I respect the UAE leadership.

37:53.46He's walking around the fucking mall right now.

37:55.53Walk around the fucking mall right now. Strut through the mall.

37:59.43I like the leadership. I like the politics. I like the city. I like the country as a whole. It's been good to me.

38:06.18I like living there.

38:07.56It's amazing.

38:08.82So even though I'm American and I'm not Emirati,

38:12.75I, at least,

38:14.37Give respect back where respect's been given to me. It's the only country that I've lived in, in the last 20 years, where I'm allowed to just live in freedom, unharassed and unperturbed by random retards trying to fuck with me.

38:26.61I like it there.

38:27.72So you've been good to me, Dubai. So I'm going to set an example for the whole world

38:33.09and prove that even under these not ideal circumstances, it's still the place to be. And to prove that, I need to get there. And to get there, I'll do anything, road warrior hat on, right out the wind. Mad Max, dirt bikes, backpacks. You and I, we've had war room members prepare supplies for us in four different countries. We have water drops, we have protein bars, we have fuel canisters, we have dirt bikes.

39:03.09the border of UAE. We cross into UAE, we get in the bug, we get in the Pagani, we burn all the way home to our penthouse, laughing out loud. Everyone's a fucking faggot besides us. We're the last fucking real niggers alive. We're going at the war. And you know what? Someone said to me, Andrew.

39:17.73What happens if you get there and everything gets a whole bunch worse? And my answer is this. Good. Good. Because when it all goes down, I'm not going to be sitting here outside fucking tweeting, I'm so glad I ran away. I'm so glad I peed my pants and I wasn't there. No. My life story is I was there. I was held up in the fucking hotel spraying my AK at the fucking Iranian army before I got hit by a fucking drone. That's where I was. I was in the fucking war. Because that's where I lived.

39:47.73I was there. So I hope it gets worse. I hope we get fucking stranded there. Give me a fucking gun. You know, Andrew, what's the point in living if you don't feel a fucking life? How many times in our lives should we have run away? We could have run away from lots of stuff. Do you remember when we went to Florida after we got free from Romania?

40:05.92And everyone's like, oh, you have to go back to Romania at some point. Otherwise, they'll do this. Romania can't extradite me from America. I didn't have to come back. I came back because I'm a real nigger.

40:14.35I'm not afraid. We don't run from the police. We don't run from nobody. We don't run from the courts. We don't run from Iran. You can't spell Iran without Iran. What if it escalates? What if it escalates? Bitch, I'm Tristan Tate. I don't give a fuck. Escalate rhymes with Tristan Tate. Iran, if you escalate...

40:28.99Will escalate!

40:31.48Road Warrior hat.

40:33.19You don't want us to escalate, Iran. So I'm just telling you, I'm about to come.

40:37.90I'm about to be there. So if you want to escalate, we'll fucking escalate. We're not bitch-made like all these other fucking faggots who post about how great Dubai is and piss their fucking pants.

40:46.93because a tennis ball flew over the border.

40:49.27I don't give a fuck. You want to escalate with us? You want to fucking escalate with us?

40:53.62Fucking try it.

40:54.88We're road warriors to the end.

40:57.19Yeah.

40:58.66*Sigh*

40:59.47Alright, should we get to the airport?

41:00.76Go get to the airport. And we got to talk and make sure that the War Room guys, I nearly said his name, have the bikes already full of fuel.

41:07.57Right, guys, follow our Twitter. All jokes aside,

41:11.89We'll be in Dubai very soon.

41:13.36Godspeed.

41:37.27you got all that

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