Transcript
Merry Christmas! I know you're thinking it's not Christmas yet, but it will be soon. Think how quickly this year has disappeared. And what have you achieved this year? Fucking nothing.
So time disappears quickly and before you know it, it will be Christmas Day. And I know you're wondering, what will you open on Christmas Day that will make you happy?
Why don't you get something you want for once? And it's for that reason, TopeG.com is going to have a fantastic brand new push of products this December. Need to order them now to get them on Christmas Day. We have Fireblood, which I previously explained has all the vitamins and minerals you need to stop being a pussy. We have boxing gloves. We have the comic books. All perfect for your nephews, your younger brothers. We have the t-shirts built different for the kind of people who buy yachts while under house arrest. But I thought, because I am Tope G, and the G stands for generous,
know a gift from topg.com. What do you buy for all the people who pretend they don't like me? That's right. Because everybody actually,
Nobody genuinely disliked me.
They just pretend to dislike. So for this reason, I've created the I Love Andrew Tate Fan Club. If you go to topg.com, you can buy this brand new design of t-shirt. That's right. You know your auntie who says you shouldn't listen to me? She'd love one of these. Or your ex-girlfriend who said you became too misogynistic after listening to my videos. She started crying her eyes out saying you wouldn't let her have sex with other men anymore. That bitch. Remember her? She'd love one of these t-shirts because secretly she loves me. She pretends she doesn't, but these women get
and touch themselves. I know they do. Lucy from the BBC, fucking send her one. And as an extra bonus, as an added bonus, because the G stands for generous, anytime you buy one of these t-shirts from topg.com, there's going to be a box where you can put in an email address. And any email address you put in there will be subscribed to the brand new I Love Andrew Tate fan club. And I'm going to write a brand new misogynistic email that I send every single day. So not only does your aunt get
t-shirt, she also gets misogynistic emails directly from me. The I Love Andrew Tate fan club for all the people who pretend to not like me and all the people who admit they do like me can buy built different t-shirts all available at topg.com. Have a merry motherfuckin.
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