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Nobody wants my hands. We're locking in Bailey to the $7 million car. Embrace this. We nearly lost it there. Oh!
The Pagani Hayura BC, perhaps the pinnacle of motorsports. You know, there are rich men out there who have to decide when they finally make it, when they finally sell that stock.
or a Bugatti Chiron Pure Sport. But I'm the top chief. I have all three. That's right, you failed a fucking life. I have all of them. This is my brand new Pagani Hero BC. But I'm not going to be one of those dorks and leave it in a collection and consider it art. I'm not gay. I'm going to fucking drive it. And I'm going to give you a review. So I brought some of my friends here. You can see they're in peasant cars, GT3 RSs and other pocket change bullshit. My brother bought a real car, the Bugatti Chiron Pure Sport. And I am here in the Pagani Hero BC to give you a no bullshit, no frills,
on what it's like to drive a car you will never fucking own because you're broke. Jump in. You can work the door out. Doors look cool though. When they open up. This is the coupe version. There are 30 coupes and 40 roadsters.
in the world and of the 30 coupes in the world i guarantee you 29 of them are sat in some museum they're being dusted looked after some guy sits around talking about the pagani he bought and how it's going up in value and this is the only one where you smoke cigars
get a fucking blowjob, hit the fucking speed bump,
Who cares? Who cares? It's a lot like me. Sexy. Jump in.
I got the door. I hate to tap what you did in the film. Welcome to the interior of Bugatti, how you're a BC. You brokies will never see this, experience this, feel this, or smell this in your life ever. That's what it looks like to not be poor. Jump in and close the door. Let me show them around. Interesting thing is that this car is probably the only car I've ever sat in that I couldn't instantly and intuitively know exactly what everything was. I've driven every single kind of car. I own 73 cars. I've been in Bugattis. I've been in Kernan's Exit and everything. And I knew exactly what they did and what
the buttons were. When I got in this car I was kind of like
What the fuck?
What's going on? What's what?
So I'm actually gonna give you a run through of the interior for once. First things to key,
It's a little Pagani, which is cool.
That goes in here. It's here. Great. Hold up that. 6-liter V12. Mid-engine V12. Not many cars mid-engine a V12. Here you've got the infotainment system, which is actually very simple. Music phone, Apple CarPlay. You've got system settings that allow you to fuck around with the colors inside of it and a few different things. Hazard lights.
fog lights.
defrost
door lock and unlock.
This is for the wing. Then you've got your gear selector. Gear selector neutral, reverse, up/down. Good thing about this car is unlike the Bugatti, the things are in the correct order. Everybody knows that when you're driving fast and you want to go up a gear, you pull down.
You're driving and you pull down. In the Bugatti you have to go up. Luckily I'm a genius, I drive all these different cars, and when I sit in the car I look at it once, I blink, I cure my brain, and I do drive that way for the rest of the journey, because I'm a professional. Indicators should be here like they are on a Ferrari, that's convenient. You're driving, this is an indicator. This is actually very annoying, because when you're driving, you have to do some weird thumb thing to press the indicator. Kind of annoying and gay. Unlike a Ferrari, which is intuitive. Bugatti sound system, blah blah, that's basically it. Seatbelt.
That's the interior of Pagani here, behind here you have
Little vents and fucking... there's a little box here. What's in the little box? Wait, actually wait, there's some... wait!
You're trying to zoom in and refocus. You're trying to refocus. I don't see it. I don't see it. Fuck you. And that's it. So we're going to take this out on the track and hopefully not destroy it. But you know, if we do destroy it, what's seven million to a motherfucker like me?
Who cares? Just can't wait to be on the road again. Ah, the track. Yeah, rented the whole fucking racetrack. Why? Because I'm rich. You know, I was intending on doing a whole summer of just going from racetrack to racetrack and setting track times. But then, you know, I thought, money to make, bitches to fuck. No time to bet. Maybe next year.
but it makes it the fastest. So that's what we're gonna be comparing to. We're gonna run it slow, not gonna take any risks. I'll see you tomorrow. We might go to the most famous road in the UAE and do Jebel Jace because when I first got my Bugatti, the car review I did with Tristan's cousin was on Jebel Jace. This is a fucking different animal. It is, it is, bro. It's a different level. I mean, you've broken your car now that I have my Bugatti. Why not do Jebel Jace?
You know, go nice and slow. But it even sounds a bit like a steam engine. Listen, listen. Hear it?
Turbos are so loud. 6-liter V12. Turbos are the loudest ones I've ever heard, even louder than the Chiron.
- Ah, I see what this is turning into. - You know? - It's your manifesto. - Well, why not go out this way? What's the difference? - Blazing glory. - What's the matter? What's the point in even braking ever again? She doesn't text back. Whoa-ho! Nearly lost it there, Bailey! We nearly lost it there! We nearly died right then! Woo! Almost. Almost. That seatbelt's gonna be great keeping you in your seat
fingers trying to undo the seat belt. The camera on the floor capturing it all. Capturing it all, Bailey! You gotta be famous! Your dreams are gonna come true. I loved her.
You need to stop being so happy with yourself for these tiny little successes. You should compare yourself to people like me and say Andrew has 75 supercars. I want to be him. I want what he has.
Ooh, I'm blinded by the lights. I know I can't sleep until I feel your attention. I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night. Oh, when our life is gone, I'm performing.
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you're fired bailey let's go let's go screw that guy have fun yeah when you die i'll be reinstated if i die there will be no more show
How can we possibly die when you lock the fuck in? We're locking in, Bailey. And you're fired. He thinks he can take confidential from me. Is that a Bugatti shirt on?
There must be, like, some really rich brothers. Because if brothers have a Pagani Hero BC, and they've got Tiffany Bujesco, and they've got 73 other cars, surely, along with all their properties, and their legal bills, and their crypto, surely they can't afford to also have a Bugatti shirt on. Tristan fucked up our scene. Bugatti balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dickhead!
dickhead alert I was supposed to say that the sheer one was gonna pull up yeah I saw him get in the car and he was gonna be fine except for the fact that he's a fucking wanker. True. Check the Red Bull Luke, walk in.
I don't even lock in. I hate red flags.
It's not my fault if you crash. That doesn't make sense.
So Andrew's got wings now. Andrew's got wings. I was hoping that would be Tristan there. I was praying that would be Tristan. I know. I'm trying to lock in, but I don't have enough hands. You have a lack of hands. Thank you, sir. Bye. Can I hold this, please? I have a distinctly large amount of hands. Nobody wants my hands. It's true. No one wants her hands. All right. So lock the fuck in. Be a man. Do the right thing. There's Tristan, Mr. Dickhead. There he finally is. It is a cool door. It is very cool. There's a lot of buttons, a lot of things. I hate red balls.
- They're good. They're not good. I've had them. Our energy's aligned with the universe. It doesn't matter what happens now. - But you just sometimes feel like life is pointless. - No it doesn't. No, it doesn't ever feel like life is pointless. - Don't you just sometimes think what's the point in your life? - No, no, no one thinks that. You can't think that. Life's worth living. Life's worth living, Andrew. - No, no. - You got to sleep. I'm really tired, Lou. - I know, we work a lot, yes. - I'm on the way. - No, no, no, no. We'll be okay. - I wanna go to sleep.
No, we don't need to rest forever. No, we want to wake up waking up. Life's fun.
What do I think about this car? 765 is better. Yeah.
That's what I think. That's what I think.
That's what I think.
That guy is fucking fast. Shit.
Yeah. Stone? Must have been stone. Nice. Nice. Thank God I got a helmet. Thank God you got a helmet. So wait, wait, wait. What happened? We're driving our $7 million car. Yeah, we're driving a $7 million car.
- Is it a core or is it $6 million? - Six. - $6 million core goes ahead of us.
passes us by and then we go behind it and then it shoots a stone up to the seven million dollar car and breaks this which i don't know how much that costs but it's probably a lot nice i told you we'd have a good day andrew this can't be reality why andrew this can't why this can't be how we live why not i was at chipotle you were at chipotle i was just at chipotle money's not real i know
Tristan doesn't even know what he did. That dickhead, that was him. He threw the stone at us. Tristan tried to kill me. Caught on camera. He aimed for me, you see? He aimed for me. You know what's funny? When I was poor, when I had no money, if my car broke down, it ruined my fucking month. And that's going to cost me 400 grand, and I don't give a fuck. Yeah.
You cunt. You. That's the face of the man who did it.
- I threw a stone across the car. - So Tristan, you-- - No way! - You are caught-- - No way, a stone flicked up and scratched the car. - Yeah, yeah, tried to kill me. Caught on camera. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. So Bailey, Tristan got his hand out to the guy. He drove past us like Mario Kart, threw a stone. I swear that's what happened. - Red shell.
He just did it really fast. He did the only trick the Bugatti has, which is winning on a straight, and a stone flicked out at 400 miles an hour, and hit the top of the Bugatti car. So if I say I was gonna destroy my car. I've had it two days, it's fucked. But that means our review is fucked. Because I can no longer go to Jebel J's tomorrow in the Bugatti like I intended. This is the end of our car review for now.
She's now gonna have to fly to Italy on a 747. Get repaired. Of course they're Italian so by the time they finish with their espresso and bullshit it's gonna take about four months. Summer will be over. So maybe next summer I can review a Pugani or a BC fuel. Who's having the money? It's the time. The car's gone now. I'm actually in disbelief. No one takes cars like this on tracks. No one. No reason. I guess I'll have to drive to Bugatti. Well you know what actually I am not legally liable for breaking your Pugani. I have my lawyer with me and he tells me that we're taking you to court.
In that right Joe, I'll see you in court. What did I do? Save it for the judge. You know why that happened? Why? Because you didn't drink enough Red Bull. I drank the whole Red Bull. I drank the whole Red Bull. It's fun to lock in. You want a Red Bull? No. That's not because. I'll get you one. No, I don't want a Red Bull. No, it's because you ate the fucking cookie, you cunt. That's why. It's because of a cookie. That's what it is. I told you everything that happened after that fucking event. Every single fucking time. Okay. From now on, every problem in our life that we're going to have in this new universe.
Of course.
It's because Luke
AIME THE OREOS! You altered the timelines. If you don't eat that cookie thing to be different, my window will be together. This is your fault. You're a piece of shit, Lou. You're a fucking idiot. Point the finger at me. Pay the price for what you have done. Point the finger at me. Certain retribution. No, this wasn't me. Andrew, you've overtaken me in fast cars before. McLarens, Porsches. You know which car's never broken? The Lada. The Lada has been hit by stones and never broken ever. You can take your fucking Italian shit.
and fuck off. You understand me? Lada, babe. This is a dickhead. This is a dickhead. We had to take his Bugatti off him. Yeah. He doesn't deserve this. He doesn't. And now we get to throw rocks at people. We have lots to live for. I'm not Bugatti anymore. I've got less to live for than I did before, to be honest. No, no. You still had the Bugatti. I've got less and less. So that's where even I can feel the difference. On the corners, I can feel it. I can also feel it on those. The audience
to like prepare your lungs like this is crazy it's hard to talk it's literally hard to talk all right this is where it goes bye
okay so no one even knows how that feels i don't even know how fast that was it was something stupid that was a stupid speed you reach a speed where a fear comes in even though if there's no
This is some crazy speed that I don't even realize I'm going. Like, I don't even know how fast it goes. But humans shouldn't be going like 250. Humans shouldn't be going 300. They're not designed for that. You know what? It's so fun because it's not like, it's fast but it's not terrifying. Yeah, it's not scary. No, the Bugatti is not fun at all. Yeah, it's scary. Super heavy. Being on the straight, you're scared. This makes you drive more, you know? Yeah. It makes you more technical. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You cannot be in this deep. This gives you confidence.
through dance. I don't know what that means. I feel like you're not mad. What do you have to say to Tristan?