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Rastaman fear nobody. Enough like some cowboy guy. Hey, guys. That was double game. Whose face pose? We gotta go. One guy just stole another guy's face.
Rastaman fear nobody. Look how he got dredged. What are you about to do? About to do pads on the beach with Master Amir. Luke says he's gonna just defeat Amir on the pads. He's gonna swim across and come back and then he's gonna drown him. It's on.
How long am I here? And you just invited me now to do PET.
It's all Luke's fault apparently because
Luke, why didn't you invite me? You look you here. This is not me at all. Back to fucking America. Excuse my French. It's okay. Amir's the only winner here. As long as I'm happy, everyone is happy.
That's how it used to be. If I come in and they look at me, is he in a good mood? Oh shit, he's not in a good mood. Fuck me all that. I like Luke's nervous laughter. Luke, they invite me all this time whilst I'm here.
poor Tate is waiting for me to do pads.
and everyone else and it's all Luke's fault. No, that's not what happened. Bro. Here's Tony. Oh, come on Luke. I did nothing Bailey. It's like an uncaged animal. It's like a rip your face. We don't laugh at most, yeah? And remember when you said to film this something? Just ignore him. Kill him, Amir. I know. Nothing's worse scary than hearing Andrew say kill him, Amir. And Amir laughing. Why does everyone have beef with you, Luke? You didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. Or did you? I know, really.
I didn't do anything. I believe you. And I'm scared. This is a scary experience. You would think that, okay, just we're going to do pads. That doesn't sound scary. No, this is scary. And everyone's going to see why. Pads with the mirror, I've seen it. Pads with the mirror is no joke. I know. Everyone's warned me. Everyone. The younger generations now don't know. I don't really talk about too much. I just talk about it all the time. In training, they look at me like I'm imagining things. It's like a fairy tale. Andrew, it was basically his dedication to discipline. You could touch straight away on him, you know, like serious. You obviously click. I look at him.
at you I know what I can make out of you. Knock him out! Knock out man! Hit him! Down your knee. Harder! Not his wanking hands. Faster Luke what are you wanking for? You don't have all day!
One minute.
Don't look down! Chin block!
Other! Other! Oh, what? Oh, fucking fast! You know? That's up! You know?
That's up! You know? Is that enough? And he... Good! Hup! That's up! Good! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
Look at him! He's the last thing! Proper American! Not like some cowboy guy!
- Who's right?
- 30 seconds, 30 seconds, 30 seconds. - 30 seconds.
- I'm warming up, I'm warming up. - Andrew's a ninja. - Yep. - Andrew's a ninja.
No one realized, no one appreciates it. I'm telling you, watch me and you'll see me flail as I miss. Andrew misses and then he shoots a bunch. It's different. I'm gonna handle it. He's not getting it. Bro, he literally looks like a cat. He literally looks like a cat. Watch it, watch it back. He's a cat. I'm like a slow slug.
Nah, you look better than you think. Nah, bro. Nah, no, no. Nah, vis-a-vis. Nah, bro. People don't get what's happening. Nah. Check out his feet. I was trying to go fast. Coming for you, the tomahooks.
Bosnian style. Bosnian style means it's going to be horrible. It's not about power. Yes, quick touches. Touch it. Up cut. Two. Faster. Up cut hook. Come on Luke. Looking good. Four. Up cut hook. You have to get punched for three times, four times.
With the same combo, you should be fighting.
Back.
- -
Cross head back. Say I'm crossing you. Just lean out. Turn, turn this way. Turn. No, the right hook there. And now hook me. Body hook.
Out! Boom! Now boom! Yeah! You get clawed. It just takes this. So fine.
Don't move your right if you walk your left, don't move your left if you move your right. That's what I always say.
It takes dedication to turn you into a champion. If you were to come to me and say, "Andrew, I must fight for my life in Mortal Kombat in only three days," the best thing I could do would be to motivate you, to give you the warrior spirit, and make sure that you had all the gumption required to get in there and swing as hard as you could possibly swing and pray for a lucky punch.
I can begin to teach you. There would be no point in me spending three days trying to teach you the intricacies of combat, because you would not learn enough to use them when you finally were facing your adversary. But if you dedicated two years, I can teach you a slogan, I can teach you the details, the small things that make you a formidable opponent in all realms of human endeavor. It is that dedication, it is the guarantee that you will stand and learn for two solid years that allow me to teach you in a very specific way. Money is exactly the same.
If you dedicate yourself
For two solid years, if I know you will attend the Dojo of Cash every single day, the way I can teach you is completely different than if you're a vagabond. I do not want to waste my time teaching you the delicate secrets of Udan unless you are dedicated to the path. If you give me two years of dedication, I can guarantee you a million dollars. I can guarantee you geographical freedom. I can guarantee you the ability to resist the Matrix, resist the enslavement they're attempting to bestow upon you and your bloodline. You must guarantee me your attendance. You must guarantee me your dedication.
whatever it takes to become a champion.
*Squeak*
You're fired, Bailey. Luke, I thought you were supposed to die drifting. I want you to flip it from there down the hill. No, I'm not going to do that. I tried to get Bailey fired, and Bailey, apparently, is not fired. Bailey, you're not supposed to be filming. I'm supposed to be filming. This is supposed to be my show. Me, I'm supposed to produce this. I'm taking over tonight, Luke. No, we're going to use my foot. No, you can finally relax and not work. No, no. See, that's what we're doing. You get the day off. It's the last thing I want to do. I know you want a day off. Bailey,
made ultra equipment footage. We're gonna have a fight in the editing room. Yours, mine, yours, mine, yours, mine. I'm just gonna tell the editor to use mine only. You just, I'm going to edit it. You can't start editing it. That's not fair.
Nobody can't pop, it doesn't want to pop. I need to hit that but I'm lazy now. Take Confidential needs to know that they spar and then we go out to a venue, but they could care less about the venue. All they want to do is analyze their performance. I respect it. It's cool. All we want to talk about is fighting. Fighting and money. I know, but they're going to talk about this all night, just letting the audience know.
Yeah. We're gonna be at this table. - We're gonna talk to girls. - Yeah. - I'm not gay. - Imagine. - No thanks. - Could not be me. - Bro, could not be me. - And the southpaw. - And the southpaw, and the southpaw, so that's the double. - I get the double, 'cause that's six dancers. - Yeah, yeah. - And fun? - Yeah, we've spoken to no girls. We've talked about fighting all night. - Yeah, all right. Luke, I'm still working. - Yeah. - Yeah? - Yeah. I mean, now you're trying to get me. But this footage is not gonna end up taking off an entry. Bailey, I found the secret sauce. I'm just gonna talk to the editor.
It's not going in I know who you are don't let this in
Okay, man official iPhone official take confidential. I bono. No, I'm shooting right. I don't know that much. I don't drive on That was the iPhone 20. I'm a time traveler. I went ahead Traveled ahead Bailey you're lying you're lying or more and you're gonna be one of the first people in the world to try this
This is currently one of the only bottles that exist.
and it's gonna be your sponsor.
for your next fight. This is called Talisman Tequila by Tristan Tate. So I'm going to take a tiny sip, you take a tiny sip. This is all that exists on the planet currently.
Tell me what you think.
You don't need salt, you don't need lemon. Give us your honest opinion. Right, this is going to be very good or very bad. I'm going to give you my honest opinion right now.
Guys, I don't really drink alcohol a lot.
I'll say no.
Thank you.
I need to try the
That's beautiful. I told you.
That is actually good, that's beautiful. It's the best shit on the market. That's dangerous bro. Yeah, I know. It's very very dangerous. I know, I know.
I would say the minimal drinking age is 30 plus. That is not alcohol.
Beautiful right? At least. That's like fucking liquor. Yeah that's amazing bro. Congratulations. That is fantastic. That is. Genuinely.
You mean that? It's going for sale soon. Well I didn't make it, some Mexicans did, but they're very talented. And they're going to be sponsoring you on your next fight. It's going to be Misfits.
Wherever, on the zone.
Tell his man to kill him, babe. We'll get a bottle of the presser, yeah? Women are always interested in learning new styles. Women are always interested in hearing new things that they find interesting. And it always depends on the vehicle of delivery. If you're a little nerd, you'll be like, oh, well, women should like me. I know lots of stuff. I read lots of books. Yeah, but you're a fucking little dork with a pencil neck. Women aren't interested in even sitting down next to you. Yeah. Let alone listening to anything that comes out of your mouth. If they think, hmm, I might want to sleep with this guy. Because you have to understand, before dates, especially when it's your third, fourth, fifth date, the decision to sleep with you, go to bed with you, is already made usually by women before you go.
So you just have to go out and restyle it. If you're sitting there saying interesting stuff that she doesn't know, will she remember it? No. But they find things they don't know incredibly interesting. So yeah, become an interesting guy. Learn some shit. Because when I sit with my friends, we have some very, very interesting conversations. But if you're commanding the respect and the attention of four or five other men who are worthy of admiration, that's what women like as well.
*Squeak*
- No. - Bailey finally figured it out. Finally. Finally woke up. - To the real world.
You've been outside.
in the matrix with the glistening lights and
pretty women, you think that's real, you think those things matter, you think the simulation has
all of these fantastic graphics for you to look at with your little eyes and
- No, PPN.
It's not real.
real world right here.
talking to our students.
of the real world
Times two.
exceptions.
double real
Would you like some water?
We're Waterloo.
We have double the rules.
"I'm not going to be
Square.
Because this is the real world.
where you message inside of the real world.
without the distraction.
It's all code.
You need to ignore it. Would you like some water?
because you're going to be very thirsty on your own.
journey.
salvation.
I was just going to say yes. No, you have been
Let's talk.
We saw you, Bailey. Stop.
amongst the
Females.
and the glistening
Photons.
from the large towers.
Convinced you, didn't it?
convince you this shit matters. You're on a boat and the boat
floating
fucking horse
And there was girls, and there was lights, and they were like, "Wow, this matters!"
If you were standing on land just staring at a building with a bunch of random women around, you'd be a weirdo. If you're doing a boat, somehow it matters.
You're a fuck-up.
You've always been a fuck-up.
But here,
Luke and I have escaped that garbage.
We're here inside of the real world.
and on your long and arduous journey, which you're going to have to
finally wake up and be a fucking man. Stop trying to put your pee pee in some bitch who had pee pee from another guy yesterday. You're gonna get fucking thirsty.
So I strongly recommend.
You drink some wine. Who's got his phone? Shit bro. They have it in their pocket. Who's got his phone?
Now you man out of order.
You got a wrong
Nigel! Knew it! Don't talk to that!
Bro, put it this way. I look after you, bro.
I look after you. I'm gonna see you. Stealing my thing and giving it back to me. Bro, what's he looking at? You don't know where it was.
Wait, wait.
You steal my stuff.
And then give it back to me like you've done me a favor. Hold on a second. Did I bring you your bag?
- No, you said, yeah. - Did I bring you a bag?
Did I bring your back from upstairs? You were sitting down here, did I bring your back?
- Okay. - So I spoke to you back.
Lost in the Crips.
It's about to get off. It's about to get off. We're the guy here before bullets start flying.
Think I've seen this scene before we gotta go one guy just told another guy
Everyone's on smoke today
*Mario's voice*
I hate everyone in this house