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Today's a special day. - Go, go, go! - Go! - Go, go! - Get him off! - Four! - Four! - Blind assassin! - Get the fuck up, come on! - He must have done it on Broadway! - He did it! - Why did you? - Why did you? - Nobody knows but us how we roll, how we roll. - I love these days. - Days. - These days, these are actually special days. - What's a special day? - Today. Today's a special day. - Every day I see you is a day that I hate in my life. - Yeah, well, this is a special day. - Yeah, we get to see the war room guys, and it's the best kind of event, 'cause we can punch 'em all in the face.
To be fair, that is the highlight of the day. And usually, usually I'm the one being, getting punched.
This time I get to judge. This is a special event. There's a judges fight. Judges showdown at the end, sorry. And me and you are the judges. All right, I mean, that just means I can't film the judges showdown at the end. Because most Tay Confidential viewers don't get to see war room events. They really don't. Are we going to show them this one? Well, I'm the judge now. Maybe we should do a special Tay Confidential, which shows. In the real world. I'm the seamless of the war room. In the real world only. Nah, I think people should see it.
realize how awesome it is i like days like this today i just don't like you you are the bane that's fine i don't like you either you are the turd in the punch bowl why do we ring tristan i'll go home go home good make the day better yeah bailey made it bailey somehow appeared here so luke i don't know if you know but bailey's always trying to take my job oh really that's why he goes around with the camera you see
He thinks he's fancy, right? Yeah, yeah, he thinks he's got this camera advantage. I'm afraid of cameras.
- Oh, God, no. - That's what I mean. - Look at that, bad boy. Look at that. Look at that. Take off mention. - Mine's better. - No, it's not. You wish. - No, mine's better, baby. You're gonna see. - I'm surprised. - We can have people in the comments vote. - You saw the interview he did to try and steal your job, right? - Yeah, I did. I have. It was really good. Why are you settling for a videographer who's decent?
It's like you need the best videographer and I am the best. So here's what I'm gonna do for you. I was there. But you saw the interview. Yeah, I watched it. Yeah. This guy's never gonna take my job. So I'll give it to him. I don't care which dislikable little nerd with a camera follows me around. To me, you are all equally worth it. Who's that guy? Yeah, who's that guy? Exactly. He must have done all the program. He did. I didn't. I didn't call you better. I didn't call you better. I didn't call you more likeable. That's the guy I need to hire. He's the guy.
This is the thing where everything is back to the propensity for violence, right? So you sit and you talk to these people who are these straight homos who say, I read the New York Times every day. And I sit there and I look at them and I just think, if I grabbed you by your neck, the bottom line is violence. The bottom line is how capable you are defending yourself and the people you care about. That's the bottom line of masculinity. And we're raising a native population of men who believe violence is never the answer and that violence doesn't exist. They're pacifists. They don't believe in violence.
including me, I'm gonna fight every single member, one by one, one round each, so I have to do 50 rounds. They have to fight me, they have to fight Luke Varnett, which of course, a UFC veteran. In between, they're gonna be training rounds with the mirror. It'll be extremely difficult, it'll be a day that they remember, a day that I remember, because we remember our most difficult days, and what's the point in living to have a bunch of days you don't remember? So, as a retired old man, we're gonna see if I can piece everyone up, and I'm very excited for it, because for some reason, perhaps I'm broken, it's the most difficult things in life that excite me.
Don't really want the boats, don't really want the girls, don't really want the parties, don't give a shit about champagne sparklers. Don't care about any of that. I want war. So five of you at the end of this will never be allowed back to a purge event ever again. You're permanently barred. Amir's been my coach, best coach in the world, he trained me.
He's gonna train you today the same way I was trained.
and it's going to be down to how much effort you can put
into the exercises.
I understand!
There is difference in capability amongst everybody here. We're going to decide who we thought tried and who we thought didn't try.
And it is our decision and absolutely our discretion to decide who that is. That's what Tristan, Nigel, Alex, a lot of the guys here are going to be doing. They'll be keeping an eye on you. You always have eyes on you. Always. Remember that when you start fucking putting your knees down during push-up, trying to get a break. There's always going to be someone watching you. That's why we've got so many eyes. So this is going to be one of the hardest days of your life, but let me tell you something that's fantastic about life. You only remember the hard days.
What's the point in having a whole bunch of life you don't remember? Sounds like a waste to me. So you'll remember this afternoon at least.
So at least it's memorable, which is a good thing, right? I remember every day in jail, it was great. Gonna miss it.
When I say fight, that's the beginning of the round. Fight signals the beginning of the three minutes. And you're lucky he's doing the time. Just saying. We're professionals. We're in there. We have a job to do.
If you get in there and it's sparring and you're trying to prove a point, we're trying to prove a point, we're doing it and you're being very professional about it, it'll be a professional encounter.
If any of you get in there and want to try and take our heads off, that's fine. But we're going to have to take your head off back. So if you want to get in there and start fucking swinging and being a tough guy, I have no problem with that. In fact, I prefer. The only people who are going to get hurt are the guys who try and hurt us. Otherwise, we're going to hurt you, bud.
- Respectfully. - Respectfully. Because we're nice. Alright gentlemen, three minutes. Get some water. You got three minutes. I'm here, I'll say it when everything begins. My view on the world is pretty simple. My view on the world is that you can't have loyalty from somebody who's weak. Because weak people, even if they have the best intentions to be loyal to you, they can always be intimidated. When it's down to save their own skin, because they're weak and they're afraid, they're the kind of person who will turn on you. I don't trust weak people. I don't have weak people around me. I don't like weak people.
man. If you're a man, you have a lot of people who rely on you. If you want to be able to rely on someone, you need brothers you can count on. Everybody is incompetent. You have to assume absolute incompetence from everybody now. And that is a scary position to be in because now you have to take absolute self-accountability, not only for your own safety and your own future, but for the people who you care about safety and the people who you care about future. And the easiest way to do that is to make money. The answer to a lot of things is to make as much money as possible while you can make it. You do not have time to sleep. You do not have time to
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Life is not for the weak and it's not for the lazy and it's definitely not for those who are content with mediocrity. Life is for the warriors, the champions, the ones who are ready to push their limits and achieve greatness. You need to understand that if you want to get to the top, you're going to need a team. You're going to need a brotherhood. You need people who are going to push you, challenge you, demand the absolute best from you because that's what winners do. They demand the best, not just from themselves, but from everybody around them.
You're some lone wolf. You're part of a pack. You're part of a team that's committed to excellence. And that commitment is not just about you. Because when one of you wins, you all win. When one of you grows, you all grow. We don't settle for less. And we don't let our brothers settle for less either. We hold each other accountable. We support each other. We celebrate our victories together. Community of people who already succeeded. So they're going to help you succeed too.
and people need their answers. So we are there, we're helping them. Inside the real world, there's nothing negative. It's all positive and you just got to put in the work. This is about hard work. This is about discipline. This is about pushing yourself and your teammates to the absolute limits of masculine excellence because that's what it takes to make.
So this is where you learn that it's really just about turning your brain off. Because it's actually Mission Impossible.
It is mission possible. It's all mission possible. I distinctly remember, I believe there was 2,000 burpees at the end of the third day, so after my sixth session at the very, very end. You can actually do it. You just have to just turn your brain off in just one, two, three. It's zombie. This is where you learn how to zombify yourself and you also learn that you can just actually, your body can move. If it has to move, tell it to move.
It can move. It might not be able to move 100 times, but it can always move once. And then you can do once 100 times. That's what I super love. And you're gonna be injured, and it's gonna suck, and you're gonna just have to do it anyway.
Just don't worry about injure yourself. Don't just just do it. Just do it. I remember I was injured I was limping fucking just had to do the jump so I'm jumping limping It's rough. It's rough. This is the only place you learn Luke and I were talking before this event I'll be honest Him and I expected to get fucked up 50 rounds in a row considering that 80% of you were younger than us
None of you are more stressed than I am. Impossible. None of you have bigger problems than I do. It's impossible. Luke and I were worried about getting dropped every round. We were thinking about we're going to do this and we're going to get our asses kicked. We thought that this purge was for me and him. It wasn't for fucking just you guys. We thought, let's test ourselves. Let's go and let's get our asses kicked and prove we're about it and get up over and over and over again. Not a single one of you stopped me. Not a single one of you hurt me.
You don't need all the fancy shit, it doesn't mean anything. The right man walks in the room, he can be broke as fuck. He'll take your bitch anyway. He's a predator. I don't think I look that scary for you. I think I look pretty normal. However, there is something that has evolved in humans where you can detect predators. A lot of you will say, okay, I'm going to go train. For most of you, this is the first day in your life of training. That's training. You're pissing around. Most of you have never trained before. It's your first ever training session. I did this twice a day, but I've been 10 years.
retirement I still beat the shit up. It's different, it's a different level. All you who went down, oh, take put me down. If it's a real fight, I would've killed you. You'd be dead, you'd be dead. It's over, you're dead, I jump in your head, it's over.
All of you who I hit and you wobbled and I didn't throw again, you'd be dead. You're dead. God, do you understand? That's the end of your life. It's over. So I'm glad you all came, but I hope you all take a lesson from this. And the lesson is that none of you are in the shape of an idiot. All of you can do better. Because that's what's going to make you happiest as a man. That's the actual truth. Just to fucking work as rich as possible, as strong as possible, maybe once every two weeks do something stupid.
All you motherfuckers been enjoying yourselves. I want you leaving here proud you were here, but very realistic. About the performance you put in. And I only saw you sparring. I'm gonna have to review all the footage because there was CCTV around this whole thing. So anything you think nobody saw, everything's done.
If you did that, if you performed in here like that, how the fuck did you perform out there? I don't know. I'm gonna find out. To get the opportunity to spend time with Andrew is why everyone's here. You can say whatever you want,
and he's allowing that and bringing you his time and energy for pennies like pennies to be here and he expects a certain level. He just cut, all he wants to see is the effort, the energy. Tristan put it right. I don't give a fuck if you can fight. I say it every single event. It doesn't matter if you can fight yet. We just want to see the indomitable spirit, the heart, the chi, the energy to come in here and fucking do something. Half of you ran away from us the whole time. We had to chase you down.
So, money is super duper important and we discuss all the
and I tell people there's no excuse to be broke because when you're a broke you're a slave and they're going to hold it against you you're never gonna have any free will or the ability to talk or do what you want etc etc etc however health is first man if you're waking up and you're both your arms both your legs work you're already two degrees of money here.
I miss you, I miss you, I miss you.
- Nice work. - Amazing.
Super. Wait, who won the last game? I'm going to do a Take Confidential episode of me going to Luke's house. You drug me out of bed at 4am for Mick Huckman.