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They took his shoe. It wouldn't be in front of me if I had stolen it. You have one glove. Yeah. You have one glove. Yeah. One punch man now. No, not one punch man. Luke's one punch man. He is because he's got one glove.
I believe you.
That's why he's one punch man. I'm not.
You are.
believed to achieve. One pump flu. OPL. It's not real. It's true. Super real. It's not real at all. Anyway, we've got regimented.
No we don't.
It's more and more than a good business opportunity there. Industrial. Industrial. There is. If you listen to the songs, you'll see they're all trillionaires. They're all live. Why would they sing about having a hundred million bangles? Are they scissors? Yes. Thank you. Knife.
Scissors.
He carried scissors in his pouch 24/7 and I made fun of him saying why would you need scissors? And now he is scissors. Okay. Admit that they surprisingly come in useful.
Okay.
at the weirdest of times. I consider you carry your whole life around with you everywhere you fucking go like a weirdo. You may as well see this. Yeah, of course. This is the second time that they've come in clutch within two months.
I can't wait for an opportunity. I have to pull them out.
I have two pairs of shoes, I guess I lose one. I have two. They're really light and small, so I have two. Nice. Oh, good. Fuck with it. Touch his glove, Mr. Levy. Stick your arm out. Nice. Nice. Now go right through, he's in the corner. Step right, he's in the corner. Step right. There we go. Back him up. Keep him there. Don't let him go out. There we go. Embody.
Control the ring.
Five.
Good job.
He's tired Alan, fuck him up.
Fuck up, Luke, I'm tired.
Upper body movement, they land. Nice hook. - They're full of the hook.
Yes.
Paint a bit more before.
Got a jab, Marcel. That's it. Got a jab. There you go. When he comes to you, bring the right. Nice.
Nice. Watch out. Yes. Good. Good. Head through the heads earlier.
- I'm gonna go. - I'm gonna go.
I'm a crew, a youth harmony that I teach in a school. If I never music, that's for a baby. New general uptown attack bad man for food on my rings. It's a studio now watch. Oh my, I'm getting mad. And my shit, I give me everything up. Every time my mother see me shaffi glad God. Do me, I'm left on the bed stand now.
It's hard for me when you switched over. Yeah. This is what's surprising when you switched over. You swat. Oh, you're too close! Yeah. I'm like, fuck, double guard! I was gonna fight the whole thing southpaw, but I thought, nah. Let me try orthodox. I had more problems when you were in the long distance.
and you showed me the hand and I knew it would come, but still you got it. It was like annoying. I was like, "Oh, why?" Or you try to close the gap and step back. Boom.
Four more, the hook.
I tried it in the last round more with the step back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you're tired then you're lazy and then... You have it in the brain but you cannot do it. Yeah, always. You get out of the window when you're tired.
even though we fight by ourselves, we train in the camps, we train with a coach, it's still a team sport. You still need help. I get it all the time from people inside the real world, they're like, why do I need, why do I need your help? I already know what to do. You need masculine competition, you need someone to compare yourself to. We provide professors that will teach you exactly how to make money online. There's nowhere else you can get that kind of knowledge. You need a coach, you need somebody who's going to help you, you need somebody who's going to motivate you, you need guys who are successful.
You are strong, so you know you need to try even harder than you were before. The real world is like a fight gym for money. My entire life, my entire success was built in a fight gym. We are a fight gym for money. Fight gyms are no nonsense.
I would fuck yous up at SSP. Fuck yous up at SSP. You are so fucking lucky it's not here. You especially. Don't look this way.
Don't look!
this way i've never lost you especially you've never beat me at anything
There's no way you beat me up Smash Bros. Best player. And everyone knows it. We need Smash Bros.
We need a Nintendo Switch. So I'll send you what we need.
So I have to fuck him up quick.
But you're not going to have the characters. That's the problem.
Already making excuses. Already making excuses. That's a valid point. That's a valid point.
We need the characters. Yeah, go buy the point, Andrew. And the custom levels. All the characters are in Romania. And the custom level, bro.
You could never make it the same way twice. Wait, let me see. I've got an idea. Does a Nintendo Switch deserve a private jet?
*crying*
We can't take a private jet all the way back to Bucharest just to play it as a B. Or are you talking about putting the Nintendo Switch on a private jet by itself to fly here? Marcel, do you really want to get fucked up? Let's go. If she replies, the jet is here, I'm fueling it, and I'm going to fuck you up. You're bound to lose. No, I'm going to intercontinentally beat you down. Across continents.
Intercontinental Champion.
I will get the jet fueled right now
pack a motherfucking bag and we're gonna go there. I'm gonna bust you up and we can fly back and sit back on this couch and you can talk about how you lost. We will sit back on this couch in 18 to 19 hours and you can talk about how you lost.
Intercontinental
Intergalactic.
Undisputed.
Double champ! That's my name. You're not that good. I've never lost a game.
- Let's fucking go then. - I mean, let's go. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - Let's go. - Wait, wait, wait. - We can't do this.
No, no, no. We can just go buy a Switch. A Switch is like $400. How much is a private jet? Do you have any idea how valuable my time is? It takes hours to unlock all the characters, and we've got to make all the maps. Whereas on the jet, we can just use Wi-Fi, we can work, and it's just, you know, plus it's an intercontinental beatdown, which is what Marcel deserves. Fair. There's no way you beat me. You're the worst player in the house. I'm the best of the house. And when I get one here, I'm going to win the Arabian title. Champion of Arabia, Tristan Tate.
- I'm not going to lie. - Okay, that was great. I want to be the Arabian champion. Nah, they call me Tristan of Arabia. You play with villager?
If I get him on random. You know the rules. You can't pick your character, it's random. Stage, random. Computer has to be on 9. All the weapons. All the weapons. The odds, there's no way you win.
It's stacked against you. There's no way you can beat me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yes, I can feel it. Yeah. Pack a bag, nigger. Let's go. Fuck it.
Hot chocolate cheers.
You know you want one. Admit it. Admit you want a hot chocolate. No, but I promise you this is good. I bet it is. I can't convert it to dark side.
Listen to the limit Walk along the razor's head Don't look down, just keep your head Or you're finished
I think you'll never make it past the border. Maybe not.
Border guard.
Border Force! There's fair fruit in this. You're looking for a pond. What do you mean? To a top of me. What do you mean? There it is!
Such monumental cunts. Why do you just let him have this little food? Don't piss. Why is everyone eating a steak?
- How much one pissy left his leg eat this? - What is body? Spooping.
That's it. Who cares?
- Why you got so many feet? What is in there?
He's up to something.
You were kicking his shoe across the flame floor. Now he's your bro.
Music
Remember DC Roadmen? The Skymen now, we've upgraded.
And no, we ain't window shopping. Woo! She throw her back, 'cause I'm popping. I make a place with the--
We run it back like an option.
Niggas, see me outside.
Ligga saying they all suck. Send the adi, we gon' slap.
Air it out when we arrive.
I do actually know a magic trick with your tissues. This one, you have to watch carefully about it.
We're all exhausted. Even on this damn plane. Do you want to see a real magic trick? Yes, please. No, I do. Where's your laptop?
Your laptop in front of me. Has the plugs come out of your laptop?
but they put it in front of me but i'm not the one who took it because if i took it it wouldn't be in front of me it's gonna be a bitch for one of you guys if it was me it wouldn't be in front of me in real life i don't know why you're looking at me he's gonna be a trust me it wouldn't be in front of me if i had storage everyone keeps looking back here like they're they're onto some inside joke that i'm not a part of i don't trust any of you i don't know what's going on
And then everyone started stealing each other's stuff. Everyone is just holding on to their stuff extra time
Nigel's shoe glitz they took his shoes Who nicked Nigel's laptop three hours? Not me. I'm just saying When all is said and done, we need to find patient zero. Fuck 'em, fuck 'em.
This is gonna be a transatlantic beatdown. Intercontinental Champion of SSB! They're high! This is the championship! Whoever wins this! Whoever wins this! Maybe if you can beat the champion, what are you scared of? Fuck you! Retirement, what are you scared of?