Transcript
Too much Shisha, too much the guards, all day. Who wants to warn them more? Oh my fuck, there's an Algerian in the body! You're the reason people walk across the street!
Mama said it takes a feeling, so my boy, them locked in with me. With the voice of the squeeze of steady. With the voice of the voiceless period. Do my thing for the C4 watching. Hate them and don't hate them message. So many things inside you feel a need.
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That's why he put it back because it was hurt. He's gone back now. Keep hitting it.
Nice, good punch. Look good. Look good. Look sharp. Look good.
If he wants a war, then war!
20 seconds, 20 seconds, 20 seconds.
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Please.
It looks easy. You look at the wall, it's easy. But it's hard.
We'll be right back.
*Dramatic music*
Your children will ask what you did in 2025. What will you tell them? 5% of the year is already gone. What have you built? What have you changed? 2024 was war. The system tried to crush us. We fought back. And even with everything against us, we still won. But 2025? This is different. The system is falling apart. The barriers are gone. The floodgates are open. And for the first time in history, the game isn't rigged against you. This is the year that will define your legacy.
What's coming next will change everything. If you think you've seen it all, you haven't. Burning 150 million doesn't even come close to it. You've seen nothing compared to what is coming. If I told you that Elon and members of the Trump cabinet and the most important people in the world are looking to work with us, if you understood how large our endeavors are going to become, you would want to make sure you are part of them. You're probably thinking, what could it possibly be? The highly anticipated daddy tour? A one-of-one merch piece? A TRW token release?
something even bigger, something so monumental, something scientific, something so game-changing, you wouldn't believe it if I told you. This is like Bitcoin in 2016, the kind of move that shifts history forever, the kind of move that puts the real world students in control of the future. A hidden message is embedded within, a key buried in this map. Only the sharpest will see it, only the fastest will act. This is your moment. If you knew what I know, I'd see you inside of the real world.
What are we doing Luke? We're doing this desert thing and one thing I've realized that I've actually become addicted to work. I've actually, no Bailey, I've actually become addicted to work. I remember doing this maybe four years ago and it was actually very fun. But now I genuinely can't be asked to do it. You know what it is? Is that there's nothing better than actually, actually seeing people's lives change. There was a kid yesterday. I remember I've been speaking to him for probably seven months and I think yesterday or two days ago, he tagged me and he showed that he made over $15,000. Those are heartfelt. He tagged me. He said thank you for everything.
thing.
And I don't know, Doom Buggies just can't beat that. You gotta help the next person. You don't have time for Doom Buggies. I genuinely think work is so much fun. Work's loads of fun. And he just posted that he made $15,000 a month on me. He's like 20. He's like 20. And I remember his journey. So I tell everyone to get a part-time job. It's the number one thing I tell them. Get a part-time job. The reason I do that is because you get a lot of customer service experience. You speak with people all the time. That's all business is. Business is speaking with you. Yeah, but don't you think the perfect way to honor his achievement is for you to kill yourself in a sandbub.
No, you wouldn't like that. If you die in a sand buggy today in honor of him and his achievement. That wouldn't be an honor. It would. I don't think he'd be happy. It would show him that you really care about his achievements. It would. Or just him. I don't care about you that much. I think you should go in the buggies, and I think you should drive as fast as possible. I think you should crash. I was just saying how I shouldn't do that to work there. No, no. It's nice.
and cool. And it's moving. It's up there, right there. It's up. That's where we're gonna take you now to that peak. If you wanna go to a higher one, there's one even behind that. I want you to flip it.
I'm not gonna do that. - Be a man! - I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. - He doesn't care about your... I'm not suicider. I care about other people's achievements instead of the real world, so I won't do it so I can help more people. - There has to come a time where you flip a buggy off a cliff. - No, there isn't. There doesn't have to be a time. - Day to day. - I haven't driven in three years, Bailey. Should that concern me? Maybe. Maybe I've forgotten everything. I wasn't even sure which one was the brake or which one was the accelerator. I'm testing now. And this feels like the brake because it's got that little spring bit. - Why is everyone getting goggles and I'm not getting goggles? - Yeah, Bailey, you probably should get goggles.
- 'Cause it's really sandy out there. - I know. - It's really sandy. - I need goggles. - Excuse me. - Can I get goggles? - Thank you. - That means no. If they say someone else will do it, that means no. That means no one's gonna do it, Bailey. - And I forgot that you have glasses. I forgot you need glasses. I mean, I feel bad for it. - Look, we're about to take off, and I haven't figured out what I'm gonna do yet. - Here, we'll swap.
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Well, this is a long time coming. You were locked in your house for three years. Jail. A little bit of this, a little bit of that. And look where we are now. Penny for your thoughts. See you over here contemplating. What are you thinking? I'm thinking thank fuck I'm a fool.
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And what? Oh my god, CID! CID! Exactly! Exactly! Listen, boy mate, no driving while on your phone, do you hear me? I've never listened to my elders, I ain't gonna start now! Fuck you! Fuck you! Sideways! Woo! Oh my god, there's an Algerian in the body! It's not actually flat, it's just stuck in the mud. It's stuck. Why did you do that? It's not flat. It's not flat. Oh it is flat!
- What is that? - This is a sound. - Sabotage! The black man wins! - No, he doesn't win! - Yes, I fucking win! - One of you let down my tire, and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. - What did you break? - No, I didn't break anything, bro. - Yeah, you sure? - The tire just went down like that. - Tires don't just come off, Rory. - I'm sick and tired of your shit. - User error.
He got us, Bailey. He got us. He got us, Bailey.
He got us. I don't even know how sandy I look, but we got caught. Look at this sand, Bailey. We've been had. He got us. I gotcha. We've been had. Nice. We got him. We got him. I gotcha. You got me. I mean, that's the face of the man who got you. He got me, too, but I think he got us.
We got you more, we got your camera. Because the camera, I care more about the, the camera's more valuable to my t -shirt. That's all I got. He got your watch, see? Oh no! Yeah, watch this. It's all good. Andrew, what are you? What are you?
What are you?
Yes or no? Are you? Yes or no? Yes or no? No. Alright, that's fair. Alright, he said no. That's fair. To be fair, he said no. He said no. There's a good choice out of the two. Thanks.
My eyes are fucked, bro. I'm looking at the last sun. Bro, I was getting fucked up. Yeah. That sun was brutal, bro. So I'm filming this on Bailey's phone. He's Bailey's phone's Bailey's. These guys finally
show up finally and I've realized that they have not been given goggles they have no goggles and their eyes are burning all of them Nigel so you guys finally made it huh yes finally made it yeah and now I'm learning that you don't even you have goggles we were giving goggles yeah we were I know I hear Alex complaining fucks sake and I'm like yeah I know it's bad send this out in the
goggles i'm sorry nigel you can't be that black i can't no but you can't do that to imagine all the black audience watches and nigel not the stereotype you can't you can't perpetuate the
*BOOM* Why was you driving like you was this Sunday afternoon traffic? Because! That's how I drive. Even on the sand? Yeah! Especially on the sand! Sand's slippery! And you don't know what's on the other side of the dune! You might just plummet to your death knights! More sand! I suppose there's more sand! There's plenty of sand! We don't need more sand! You are right! My assassination attempt on Maury didn't work. No! Why did you pop the tire off? Sorry, it was a timed explosive device. So? It was fun!
of this shit. Come on. You know what, I'm sick of trying to keep you, it's about time I retire. Hey, don't tread on my toes. Nice. - Luke's Mr. Goggles. - No, I am Mr. Goggles, but to be honest, I forgot I have glasses with him. - I actually think these are better than Goggles. - Are they? - Yes, because Goggles, the sand gets in and vortexes inside. Whereas this, the sand gets in and out. So it's actually better. - You got beat up.
You're about to get BO. Nice. Motherfucker. Put your camera at me. Bailey, I'm not helping you. I'll get a fucking glass of milk out. Why don't you cry? Sorry Bailey, he's big. Motherfucker. So Yusuf, admit, do you know who fucked my tire? Toji. Stop saying Toji. Toji's not real. Stop saying Toji's real. Toji's real. You didn't see, Andrew got us. So apparently...
Super God, according to a conspirator, someone knows who done my title. Alright Luke, was it worth stepping away from work for a little bit? Uh, I'll admit it. I'll admit it, Bailey. It was pretty fun.
Didn't even kill himself. That's a fucking pussy. You almost got us, though. Dread to inspire him to kill himself with sand in his face. Why didn't you kill yourself? Because I don't need to kill myself to prove things to students who don't want me to kill myself. That student may live to money in the real world. Okay, if that student writes in the real world, Luke, kill yourself, will you do it?
- No.
No. - Because he might. - What if I boost his power level? - That's what I mean.
We're only giving loads of perks. That's what I mean.
It's too easy to sway. So no. You're never gonna kill yourself, are you? I don't think I am. You're a bitch, buddy.
It's not often I film for Tick Confidential. Best cameraman in the world. It's not often I do it myself, but if you want something done properly, you should do it yourself. Bailey's struggling. What's the problem? Well, apparently these cameras are weatherproof, but I guess sand is not a weather.
- Broke the camera. - Yeah, so? You think I give a fuck about your fucking camera? I'll do it again. Basically, I'm too gangster for your weatherproof camera. With the white boy camera. Oh, weatherproof, weatherproof. Real nigger, Bailey, I'm a real nigger. - It's messed up. - I'm a real nigger. - You are. - So why don't you just like, have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?
you know what i should have you tried throwing it against the wall you know what i don't have a professional cleaning kit either listen it's probably like it's probably like a woman it just needs to realize that it's not that important just cheat on it and use another camera and then it will start behaving better if you don't cheat they start like thinking they matter so it is now my primary objective to prove that this camera is not weatherproof and ruin it as much as i can i want to prove that they're not actually weatherproof because real they when real niggers come from the
And the Intercontinental Champion of SSB! Hey! This is the championship! Whoever wins this! Whoever wins this! They took his shoe. It wouldn't be in front of me if I had stolen it.