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You are not prepared for what's coming. So we get to see what it feels like to be in Ukraine. Then we'll blow up the cars. Dildos on drones. They're kind of... Ooh, drones!
Bailey, I found a new hobby. No, no, I did. I found a new hobby. We're going to be pirates.
We are. We're going to be pirates. You don't have hobbies. No, no, but I found one. I don't have any because I haven't found any, but I've just found one. We're going to become speed racers on the water. We're going to go super fast on the water. We're probably going to crash loads, but it'll be okay because it's on the water. I've quit driving.
You're going to see. I'm going to make you walk the plank. You're not. There is no plank on these boats. You're about to find out. We're not getting on speed boats. We're not going to the ocean. Bailey's last words. Famous last words. Bad idea. You'll see, Bailey. Who talked you into this? Tristan's cousin. I've talked everyone into this, Bailey. You're just not prepared for what's coming.
It's been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while. Hi, brother. Your nose is healed. Oh, bro. You're running back. You killed me. Run it back. No more spying. No more spying. So it's exciting. They got like almost a thousand drones here today. They literally, they had a flight for these yesterday to fly out. I tell them, listen, no one's flying out. No drones are leaving the country. Wow. It's a top G, you know? We had to. We had to. We had to do a big. So we get to see what it feels like to be in Ukraine. Oh, whoa. Imagine. Imagine. This is Bailey's going to take my job.
I got a super camera now. I thought I finally got rid of you. We were in the car like the good old days. Yeah, like the good old days But without you so it was even better and then we got here and I was like, where are we? We're in the middle of the desert And I realized oh wait, there's Bailey saw you walking up all professional here before me Trying to take my job as always What's gonna happen when we go to Romania Luke? Nothing. I'm staying here. You can't just stay here. Yeah, I stay here That's what I do now. Fight for your job Luke
No. So basically a drone swarm, which I've bombed off the Ukrainian army, filled with weapons, are gonna swarm Tristan's cousin.
No. Yeah, you're going to stand in the middle, and the drones are all going to go around you. No, they're going to hit me. And explode. One might explode. Yeah.
Bro, drones are intimidating. That's actually a very intimidating thing. Because it hover. Hovering is weird. Nature doesn't hover. Yeah.
And it's loud. Nature doesn't hover, but it is hovering. It's like a big bug. Yeah, like a big bug. Yeah, it is. Anyway, all these drones are coming through, so.
Thank you.
- It's Hunger Games. It's called Luke Games. Guys, we've decided to make Take a Call of Financial better. It's called Luke Games. Luke has to run as fast as he can, and a swarm of drones chase him.
And then one of them, when one of them gets to him,
it blows up i'd probably just run to the cars or just stay next to you guys then we'll blow up the cars maybe not stand next to it
No, I'm just gonna stay right here. It's against the rules of the game. No. No, no. It can't be against the rules. No. My positioning can't be against the rules. You're allowed to stand next to Bailey because he has to film it. So you and Bailey can stand over there. The cameraman never dies. Sorry, Bailey. Good. Then I'm staying right next to you, Bailey. Multiple scenarios that we have to take in consideration. Some of them, even for the video grabbers, they have some part of the show to be closer. And then some of it far away, you know, just to take the full shapes.
How long is the tunnel around? I can't tell you exactly how many minutes are you... Oh, minutes? Minutes. How many seconds? Okay.
Yeah, but we can plan it out. Don't hit the Bugatti.
The drone's gonna stay as it is, so try not to hit the drone. I'll do my best. So this is the drone army.
It is intimidating. This amount of drones is actually very intimidating. It's an intimidating thing. It's like that Olympics ceremony in China when they're all drumming together.
It's intimidating, the uniformity, the coordination. Then there will be a loop.
Yeah.
You can guys be in the middle? Yeah.
Here, we'll give you the spot exactly.
And the drones are going to be all above you. Nice. Amazing. I'm excited. Let's do it. Thank you, G. Here, have one. You deserve it. You did the drones. Thank you. You did the real work. It's the team, man. You did the real work. Eat, guys. Do you remember what happened last time we had for our Roche's?
I got mad at the box, I remember. Why did they make it impossible to open? So that we don't cheat on our diet.
I wanted a chocolate.
I'm not.
How you doing? All good? Ready to experience the training. Okay guys, so this is the first time I'm actually seeing Andrew's Bugatti. Bro, honestly, it's crazy. I've never seen this, you know? You want to drive it? I'll let you drive it. Sure. Yeah, I'll let you drive it. I can't, I can't. This is your car, bro.
*Bang* Luke thinks that he can escape the drone show. Luke's sitting over there by himself, take confidential, thinking he can escape the drone show.
him.
I'm on to him.
I'm on to Luke. Bailey thinks I haven't escaped the drone show.
But I have. In fact,
They're all walking.
walkers and I'm a sitter. I sit down and sitting is much better than walking around. Look at Bailey walk. Looks like Bailey to me. There he is having to walk. He doesn't realize I have escaped. I've escaped. I'm the cameraman now. I do what I want.
Welcome to this episode of Take Confidential, where we're going to sit here and
not move at all and eventually drones will show us a show. T8 T8. The letter is important though. T8 is Tate. I have to get Tate now don't I? I got 8000. Does it work?
I do actually. Would you get that plate number? I think everyone's always said it like, yo, you need to get that plate. I've got T-8-8-8, but I never drive in Dubai anyway because traffic's so bad. I just get my security team. If I buy a number plate like this, I need to start driving cars. Otherwise, I'll just sit in the garage. At minute 4, 30 seconds, we'll do the loop on the top of you guys. Okay, got it. And then minute 9, 8.50, we're going to do the tunnel with the car. So after that, you guys have to get in the car and then drive.
- Maybe we walk over or we get ready in advance, or when do we--
Just 20 seconds before. I told myself I would never go to a drone show. Why? Have you ever seen those videos of the drone shows where the drones just malfunction and go absolute kamikaze style into the crowd? So you know what to expect. It's kind of, "Ooh, drone, ooh!"
The drone ain't touching me. I was fucking Aikido. Literally, in real time, made the best fucking footage ever. Drones coming at me and me snapping them out the sky like bugs. I am built different. Luke's ahead of the game. He already started running away from the drones.
I told you, he started running away from the drone.
He got a head start. Is that him over there? I don't know.
You told him the game was to run away from the drones.
And I think he got a head start. You found my hiding spot. You can't hide from the cybernetic organisms, which are going to destroy them. No, I did.
- I hate them though. - Don't you think this is scary and basically-- - Bro, that's what I've been telling the camera this whole time. - This is over. - This is intimidating. - No, it's over for humans. AGI is coming, AI is gonna come. It's gonna plan drone swarms.
- Yeah. - There's gonna be dildos on drones.
Everyone's going to become a faggot.
Bro, did you see how they were coming closer?
Yes, it's over. Basically, it's over. We can stop working. Do you think we can just stop now? Just end the show? It's over.
- Just like stop posting stuff. - Yeah. - Nothing matters. - We could probably just AI it. - Yeah, the drones are coming to kill us.
It might be, Andrew. Might take a nap.
see like especially when they go black these aren't even painted black these drones could be invisible they could just come at you so drone assassination loot going low so plane no i've hidden so i've actually anti-drone technology
No, they can't find me when I'm this low. I've actually programmed them. I hacked them all on their little
command center to only attack people who are up above what?
let's say four foot. What are they gonna do? Flash out a rainbow flag. No, they're gonna smash into you Tristan.
with explosions.
Bailey, you should get down.
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My brain and my heart ain't the same So will I let you in? As long as you won't do this to me again, baby But would you look at the town? I'm racing against it Your heart's in my heart, complacent against it I stare at your souls, I'm facing temptations I wanna do right, we both want the sensation
Can we make them all align? So what's it gonna be here? 'Cause tonight's the night's the way you're here. Sorry, take off the numbers. I lied. We need to move the seat.
to hear
And now we get the drone show.
My footage could be so much better than Bailey's.
They went dark. See, that's intimidating because these could just come at you.
So one thing about being drones is it's very hard to relax when they're very close to you. Like that one there is really ruining this whole vibe. My whole seating arrangement here where I'm nice and happy. Because that drone, I don't know, just feels like it moves quickly. Might crash into me. They're doing their things over there. That drone is just ruining this whole episode.
There it goes.
Okay, so this is the real show, Take Off, initial viewers. That is a lot of drones.
Can anyone guess what it's going to make?
Although I don't really know how we do that. Yep, I think that's the knight logo. Looks like a chess knight.
They need to change the colors. That's getting very cool now.
That was a very cool transition. That's very cool. That's impressive. That was very well done. That impressed me.
This one I don't I I don't know what it's gonna be this one it's hard to guess they're getting close though
That is a lot of drones.
Join the real world.
That was very cool.
So for the Tay Confidential viewers, I just realized something. It's actually not that it's windier. The wind hasn't picked up. These are so close, they actually really do cause wind. They cause actually a lot of wind. I can feel it.
And if my hypothesis correct the breeze will go away now
Escape the matrix to Bailey The show was cool. It was a cool show you had the best seat in the house. I know I did I know I did I know I know I
it all i filmed all my commentary bailey not a single thing on your camera is going to take confidential not a single thing i got all here with my beautiful commentary i haven't had to move bailey i'm in the same seat but you hacked the whole system i did i'm in the same seat i knew this is the spot we grabbed it all you look like such a dad his lawn chair and his bowl cap yeah
not watching i was working yeah you're alive so this is bullshit so let's go i was too low bailey i told you if you get low enough the drones can't find you now i'm gonna get in the hot seat okay it's dangerous out here we're gonna quickly get in the car quickly scurry so drones are scary super scary the future's coming they're actually intimidating
It's actually an intimidating feeling. You were supposed to die and you didn't die. Yeah, I was too low. Told you. Yes. Yes, please.
They took his shoes. It wouldn't be in front of me if I had stolen it. Why didn't you find it? It's pooping. Oh, slave. Get off the slave button, please. That's not what happened, Eric. I got good for you.