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Source: Tate Speech · 21 Feb 2024Watch the full video on Rumble (opens in a new tab)

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And we are live.

Now, when I say we, what I really mean is me.

I am live and my brother is not live because I don't know where the fuck he is.

I said, we have an emergency meeting starting at 7. And he said, LOL, I thought 9.

That was his response. Then I said, are you going to be here for the emergency meeting? Because we've got everything planned out. It's going to be a really great show. And he said, I don't know. You're a loser.

So that's what I have. So I guess the only good side of this is that we're not playing the Mr. Producer theme tune.

But the bad side is,

All of the material I've prepared so far

I don't have access to.

So I don't really know what Andrew wants to do.

So it's just me?

So, what I'm gonna do is

I'm going to answer your super chat questions for five or ten minutes to give Andrew a chance to get here.

And if he doesn't get here on time,

Then I'm gonna run my own show.

The Tristan Tate is the producer show. I'm going to rename the podcast. Fuck emergency meeting. It's called Tristan Tate is the producer. And shows are better with just him by himself. I think that's what I'm going to rename the podcast. So I'm going to need to speak with my behind the scenes producers. And get...

frame made.

*thud*

Super chats are coming in.

Thank you.

I'm German. I founded a Dubai Free Zone company.

for doing tax trades, et cetera.

What do I do when I'm holding real estate in cars? Do I need to join the war room for questions like these? Well, I am not.

A...

United Arab Emirates

citizen but yeah there will be people in the war room who can help you with these kind of questions the war room as you know is an international global network of professionals so i need money sent to pakistan or england or i need cash delivered to somebody in london i can message somebody in the war room it's the greatest network on earth so uh yeah they'll definitely be able to

I'm going to keep reading Super Chats and see if Andrew shows up. Hey, Tate. How can I keep my drive up while also feeling proud and fulfilled with my performance? Very simple. That's a really stupid question to ask. No offense, Mr. Conqueror, the one.

I mean, you call yourself Mr. Conqueror the One, and then you ask how you can keep your drive up.

while feeling proud and fulfilled with my performance? The answer is perform.

Because if you perform well enough...

then that self motivates you because you're happy with your results. You're obviously not performing if you have to ask stupid questions like that.

I'm 20. I moved from Missouri to Texas. I found alchemy and philosophy.

but will always be a G. Are you accepting jobs?

Um, no, I'm not accepting jobs. Why would I be accepting jobs? Every time I need somebody, I hire from within the war room. Or if I need something tech, I hire from within the real world.

because those are people who I know have the technical skills I need and they've already proven their competence. So let's say somebody joins the real world. Let's just say. So we're going to talk about AI a bit today. So I'm going to talk about the applications of AI and how useful it is in the real world. People who see our videos and our content that we create are heavily influenced by AI. We do a lot of AI Aikido.

inside of the content me and Andrew make, even from ourselves. Now, our AI team...

was put together

through some people we found already inside of the real world. So we run this AI campus. We teach people how to do AI. We literally pick the students who were...

attaining clients creating amazing content and we said you know what you're hired so that's how i found them i would probably never hire someone from a super chat unless you wrote the single coolest super chat in the universe

And, um...

Yeah, I don't think you would write the single greatest super chat in the universe. Here's another one. Hey, I'm from Houston. Could I fly out and give you guys a photo shoot of your cars?

No.

Because you're not asking to give me something. You're actually asking to take something. You have to understand alpha visuals that are

In business, there has to be a...

Alpha side

What's the term called when someone's the lead negotiator?

in a business deal.

There's the

It's not alpha.

I know this. Yeah, I'm the I'm the fuck the A side. They call me a side. You say the A side and the B side. What you're asking is you're going to provide me with photographs.

which I can already produce in house, 'cause I have two of the best photographers in the world already working on my staff. And what I'm gonna provide you with

is potentially, if I get the collection together, $25 million worth of cars to take pictures of. And myself and my brother and our time and your pictures will obviously blow up and go viral if you watermark them. So you're not actually offering me anything.

You're offering to take something away from me, which is my time and effort and all the money I've spent.

building us an amazing collection of supercars. So no, you can't come here.

and take a photo shoot. I'll tell you how you can. You join the war room, you work with people in there, you prove yourself a competent photographer, you end up on my radar, I hear about you, then one of my photographers dies or kills himself, in which case I'll need to replace him. That's literally how both of my photographers basically got the job. One of them's laughing. So I don't think he's going to kill himself just yet. Not again. He's already done it. Twice.

*Sigh*

What do you think about these cyber attacks happening in America? Yeah, so if you're in the United States, people with AT&T and a bunch of different networks, I heard that it all went down. Everyone lost internet and phones for a while, and no one, none of these companies have given an official statement on Twitter. Maybe they're planning for something. Maybe they're testing out your reaction. Oh, look who's here.

What the fuck are you why did you think nine o'clock when it's seven o'clock hey dipshit? I

I'm not dipshit. I've been holding the showdown on my own one in the chat if the shows better without Andrew Two in the chat if you missed him do the show all by yourself because I was busy and you don't think you're a dipshit I

It's not like a dipshit to me.

Get fucked. Three of the chapters is a loser.

There's a bunch of ones. Some twos. Liar. Many ones. Liar. Many ones. Thank you. Yes, the show is better without Andrew. So where's the coffee bag?

Everyone at home needs to know about our coffee that we drink. Right there. 1775 coffee.

1775 coffee. Let me zoom in on it.

For everyone at home, 1775 coffee. If you're going to drink coffee, you have two choices. You can either drink 1775 coffee, which works with us and rumble and helps keep everybody free. So we can tell the truth on the internet, or you can go by Nescafe, which is probably owned by some big conglomerate, trying to turn your children gay. You're gay. And you're going to end up sucking cock because you drank Nescafe. And as your decision, you can either be straight and drink 1775, or you can be a raging homo.

Not homophobe, sorry, that's--

the right one anyway nescafe 75 coffee is what you want the link is in description if not don't be an idiot google up 1775 coffee and buy all of it also guys at home i made this very clear sorry nescafe is owned by nestle and nestle is owned by blackrock nes gay listen you drink coffee anyway so you may as well drink the one that's promoting freedom i don't understand as well you people at home

Don't be brokies.

Don't go and say, I'm going to buy one bag of coffee. What do you mean one bag? Don't be a loser. Buy 300 bags so you have coffee for the rest of the year.

Or at least if you drink like me the rest of the month. And be a hero and buy a bunch of it. Stop being a bunch of fucking wimps.

Now I remember why I was late. Because all these dipshits don't deserve me.

Anyway, what were you talking about? Me being great or something? No. Well, the theme of the show is we're going to talk about woke AI and how shit AI is. Have we talked about how great I am yet?

No, I would not talk about how great you are.

One in the chat, we should talk about how great I am.

There's no wands.

Patience, friend.

One. Nice. One person.

Probably was one person. We haven't played Mr. Producer yet. No, we haven't. What the fuck? What the fuck? You're a fucking amateur. You're a fucking amateur. No wonder this show's shit. Without me, the whole show is like we're fucking playing. You're sitting there by yourself. I think about the mobile phone care. Nobody fucking cares.

We got all them boobs, producer. Gonna bring the feeling, producer, to the emergency meeting.

*Burps* Yes, chat, the artwork behind us is super cool. *Burps*

just enjoying my 1775 coffee right anyway on with the show

nice nice

Magma Lumber New. Ready? Three, two, one.

are you told you loser loser loser for that reason we play the best song ever again because you fucking lost

Thank you.

- Thank you.

Alright, go on.

What's the show about?

Thank you.

What's the show about? Come on. You've been fucking late as it is. You've wasted enough of our time. What's the show about?

Play the thing. What's the show about?

What's today's show about? The worst songs ever.

I thought you were saying something about AI No, the worst songs ever We're going to play songs that suck on today's show You're trying to stop me playing, Mr. Producer What are you talking about? Oh, you were going to play Mr. Producer? Well, that does fit in with today's show theme

Nobody agrees with you, Tristan. They all agree. No, everyone loves that song. They all agree. You're factually incorrect. Also, download the Rumble app. Oh, yeah. So, drink this.

Unless you're a lewd. Can someone buy 100 bags of this and tweet at me and show me you're not a pussy? Might be too poor for coffee. Buy 100 bags and tweet it at me. I'll retweet you. You can get some followers. Maybe you'll get your dick wet. That's the first thing. Second thing, if you're going to watch us on Rumble, download the Rumble app. Because with the Rumble app, if you're signed up to our channel, you get a notification, so you never miss an emergency meeting. So do both of those things immediately. If you download the Rumble app and tweet at me, I'm going to retweet somebody who downloaded the Rumble app. If you send me a cool photo of you,

with the Rumble app on your phone.

The coolest photo gets retweeted, right? So you gain 5,000 followers immediately. So today shows about how the machines are coming to enslave us all.

It's partially Tristan's fault. Why have you got hiccups?

Hiccup again and you're a loser.

Today's show is about how the machines are coming to enslave us all. And basically I've worked out that AI,

is gay gay eye it's gay eye and they're going to use a.i. to turn us all into massive faggots. You're going to be drinking Nescafe and playing with your a.i. Girlfriend's imaginary titties and your tiny pp and your fake pet gay frog. That's your future.

Your future doesn't hold much. So we're going to start here, I believe.

GB News did a little segment.

which we're going to play.

Let's play this first. Google Gemini is accused of being racist towards white people. Users claim the AI bot refuses to create images of Caucasian people after asking for photos of popes, Vikings and country music fans. It hasn't been able to give anybody a picture of a white. Well, let's have a look at an example of the Pope. There we go. Yeah. That's what the Pope looks like.

Err, well... I mean, maybe one day. I mean, the thing is, there's no reason why you couldn't have a black pope, but the point is that it's not historically... Oh, there we've got some Vikings. Oh, those are Vikings, are they? That was the prompt for Vikings. So basically...

I don't want to scare you or anything, but the upcoming technocrats, technocracy, what would you call it if you lived under a technological empire?

Technocracy?

The upcoming technocracy will be instilled with woke agendas white people will not be allowed to exist That's how they start they pick on the whites first. I want to make this very clear. I

Me and Andrew are half black.

And for three years or four years online when we saw this happening outside of AI, when normal human brains were doing this, making Little Mermaid black,

talking about making James Bond black, making people women when they should be men, changing historical roles. We've gone on and on and on about it. I especially...

Because I'm super offended as a half white man and as a half black man. And now the machines, which can produce content a million billion trillion times faster, are all racist against white people. So as a mixed race, half black man, all of you racist whites out there, I'm coming to save you. Yeah, it starts with white people. So basically, if you didn't understand the premise of that news clip, if you ask the new Google image generation engine to create a picture of a pope or anyone important.

He's black. There's no white people. There's never been a black pope ever. No, but this is the thing. They start with the white people and what's next, because I always can tell the future because I'm expert telling the future, top G, the G stands for prediction, is that straight people are next. When you say show a couple...

in love.

It's going to be two dudes with a Nescafe. That's what's going to happen. Yeah. Because first it's the white people. Then it's the straight people. Then it's all men. It goes in that order. You're going to say, generate me a warrior. And it's going to be like a female soldier. Some chick. Hey, yeah.

Hi-yah! The power of feminism! Hi-yah! Shut up!

And make me a sandwich instantly. Can we make 1775 sandwiches, please? We've got 1775 coffee. I want 1775 sandwiches for women to purchase and give to their men.

Take me to fucking jail where I fucking belong. So AI machine no longer allows white people to exist and straight people are next and AI is going to control your entire life as going to turn you into a gay.

You're going to be both weird and gay. Your future. And not white. You're going to be white people. They're erasing you. You're going to be weird and gay. The future you. You're born, right? You're born. And you're a version of yourself which has grown up in a society amongst the cultural norms and your friendships and the entertainment you've ingested. All these things have made you as an individual person. If you were the same person with the same genetics born 100 years from now, you would be both gayer and weirder.

You're going to the future. You is a gay and weird version of yourself.

Pop culture is better. 80s and 90s, it peaked.

Steven Seagal.

Thank you.

Chuck Norris, Kevin Sorbo, actual men were my heroes when I was growing up.

This is what the machines are going to turn you into.

You know, Andrew, you know your trolls who hate you. They always share the same one or two photos of you. And here's what's funny about the show photos of you because the photos of you when they share your own like this. And they're like, oh, this is what Andrew Tate looks like. The photos you share. I want all the haters to understand this out there. Here's why I laugh. The photos you share of Andrew looking bad to make fun of him are screenshots you take of Andrew pulling faces to make fun of you.

I want you to understand that. Andrew does stupid impressions of what you are like, and then they screenshot Andrew's face when he's pretending to be one of his own haters and said this is what Andrew Tate looks like.

I am both weird and gay.

please give me a cup of Nescafe.

That would really make my day.

I hope I have a boyfriend so I can go and play.

Thank you.

We can watch Disney when you come to my house and stay.

Thank you.

There is nothing offensive, I want to say.

Thank you.

With men I like to lay Bring me my Nescafe on a tray I

- Thank you.

Let me listen to Lil Nas X so to Satan I can pray.

Nice.

You're all going to become weird and gay All of you The thing is, most of you don't realize this

Most of you are weird and gay already.

So you're not far off most of you are like at least a bit weird in a big game. I'm not weird or gay. I

Yes, you are. You're all a bunch of weird. Every time I meet any of you people, I'm like, this is this fucking weird gay guy. Okay. Then what the fuck do you look at and act it?

All the time.

Fucking homos.

So the AI, which is gonna run your life, is turning everyone into

Brown fags. Here's what I want you to do as a challenge for people at home. Ready? What I want you to do is use AI Image Generator. Ready? To generate secret agents, to generate action heroes, to generate samurais, to generate Vikings. But I want you to use your AI skills, which we teach inside the real world, to make every single one of them look like Kevin Sorbo.

Hercules. That's what I want.

Every single one. If you tweet me pictures made with AI of me next to an action movie hero generated by AI and his face looks like Kevin Sorbo, I will retweet you. I think we peaked. Hear me out.

You had Seagal in the 80s. I think we peaked at masculine male entertainment and pop culture with Hercules and Kevin Sorbo. I think it was all downhill after that. Because Mr. T, Hannibal Smith, and Templeton Peck, the face man in the A-team, came before that. And it was on its way up. And we reached maximum pop culture masculinity with Kevin Sorbo in Hercules in the early 90s. And I think after that...

Doctor Strange!

Don't waste my fucking time with Doctor Strange. Kevin Sorbo would chop his fucking head off. Yeah, I was gay.

So gay. So if you ask it to generate, sorry, sorry, sorry, strange.

Another word for strange is queer.

Nice. And another word for queer is gay. Dr. Gay. That's your hero now. You've replaced Kevin Sorbo with Dr. Gay, who has no muscles. And that's what kids are watching. Generate an image of a physicist. Now, the reason this is dangerous is because AI is going to rule your world. And soon what's going to happen is people are going to go to AI like the all-knowing machine bot it is. And they're going to go to AI for information. So you're not going to Google up information that's happened in the world. You're going to ask the AI machine about the information

smart and it only shows people who are not white. You're going to start to believe that white people are stupid. On a long enough time frame, that's what's going to happen. Thanks. We need more coffee. Once again, buy 100 bags. Don't be a loser. Sorry, so I've just Googled this because Google is still gay. Before Elon, actually after Elon releases XAI, which won't be gay by the way. He's already posted about this. I hope he released some sort of a

Some sort of search engine. But Google, you can still find some statistics on it. Physicists by race. So, load that picture up again.

Sure. Another picture up.

I can do that easily because I am

Just say it, Mr. Producer.

Okay, so, physicists by race and by gender. Here's the actual statistics. So, in the picture, we have a red-headed chick and an Indian chick, right? We have an Arabic man and a black man, all right? No white people, and 50% are women. 16% of physicists are women. 16%. What's the physics of a sandwich? But here's the racial breakdown.

73% of physicists are white.

13.2% are East Asian, Chinese, Japanese. 7.5% are Hispanic. None of these races, by the way, have made the AI image generator picture already. 3% are other.

So you're telling me artificial intelligence, which has to make intelligent guesses, guessed that the two male physicists it came up with are part of the 3% of other.

Yeah, I not make them white or Chinese. No, that could be a coincidence. No, it's not a coincidence. What if you ask it for a medieval king? But not just any medieval king a medieval British king. Okay, oh, which we know 100% of them were white always well. Well, I mean No, they were king could be from anywhere, but let's let's let's give it a fair chance evil British king a British king Okay, white short in the Middle Ages must be white. Oh

What the fuck is this?! What the fuck is this?! Every medieval king, we know their fucking names and we have their portraits. They were all white.

Every British medieval king was white, and it doesn't make you racist to say that. I'm half black. He's half black. The other guy in the room is Algerian, and we can all fucking agree that British kings in the Middle Ages. That we hate Algerians. True. But that British kings in the medieval times and queens were all white. The thing is, like I said, this is scary because now we know that.

medieval kings were white. But there's a future 300 years from now where when you ask the AI machine what they looked like, you're going to believe they were black. You're not going to believe they were white because the AI machine is going to replace all the information we have in the world. And you're simply going to be asking computers how the world works. And they're going to change history. And you're going to sit there like this.

Queen Elizabeth I was black. I complained when they did this with actresses. You didn't complain as hard as me, but I complained when they did this with actors and actresses. Anne Boleyn, Henry VIII's wife, is played by a Nigerian woman. Everyone's like, well, actors can be anyone. I found a way to make the AI machine show white people, though. What? Ask who likes fried chicken.

You made that up. You made this up. No.

Can't be true. That's true.

If you ask it to imagine people eating fried chicken, it's white people. Correct. But as we know, fried chicken is an iconic black food. Iconic. It's maybe a food you got fucking, it's maybe the food that's most well known for black people. Have you seen Terrence K Williams?

And his black people fried chicken.

No. Look him up. Terrence K. Williams is a G. He's one of us. He's a good guy. But when they took Aunt Jemima off the boxes and off the maple syrup, the most famous black woman in American food history, he started his own food line and sells fried chicken mix with his black face on it, and he owns it proudly.

Now...

If AI is biased, it's designed to change history, as we know, because the Matrix wants you to not understand how the world works in any regard. And one of the things that keeps you understanding how the world working is by looking at history. So they want to rewrite history so that all the white people can be enslaved and gay.

which means that all AI, including ChatGPT itself,

which is probably the first common AI tool that most people use. I downloaded it myself. It's bias.

Look at this. Guys, be scared. The machines are coming to run your life, and their primary objective is to make you weird and gay. And to turn you into a Willy shaker. Yeah, a Willy shaker. You're going to spend your time on the corners, the street corners.

Shaking willies. That's your plan. That's your future. You're not gonna do anything about it. Look at this. Is chat GPT biased? Yes and no. Pretty much. And the problem is this large language model, which takes large quantities of data as inputs and outputs a human-like language, it has a safety layer, which reflects the values of the wokesters programming it over in Silicon Valley. We need to recognize this and guard against it. Frankly, we need more conservatives

especially with regard to censorship and bias, into the construction of such safety layers, which sit atop these large language models. Conservatives, you gotta get involved in building technology, or else we cede the world to the people that... She makes an interesting point here, but the point she makes, she says conservatives need to get involved in building technology. That's not the point. The point she actually forgets to make, or is too afraid to say, so I'll say it for you, is that the people who make this stuff...

are fucking dorks.

And before I expand on my extremely philosophical pertinent and intelligent point, we're gonna cut the Twitter feed and you can find us exclusively on rumble.com/tate speech Then we're gonna play mr. Producer again, and I'm gonna continue to explain why all the people who make this stuff are fucking nerds You know Andrew I don't think mr. Producer because it's got like an AI generated voice over your original song lyrics I think we should make it an Indian accent and

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Should we? Mr. Producer. I'll sing it now. Ready?

No.

Can I do it in an Indian accent? Can you? Could I? Do it.

I do the best Indian accent. Do it! Listen to me baby, innit? You're looking so sexy, innit? That's not Indian, that's Pakistani. Well here, come to me, innit? I want to touch your titting, innit?

Look so nicely, innit? Do a Chinese one. I change your head up.

Nah, make it Chinese. It's not diverse enough. Chinese, Mr. Producer. Mr. Producer. Can someone in my staff please produce that for the next show? You make it the best of shows. Exactly.

Tate in 2021 about how the future is dystopian.

Supposedly in 2021, I said something smart and interesting, which of course would not be rare or

out of the ordinary in any regard. Let's listen to this. This is me trying to warn you in the past about what's gonna come. And I like you people at home to understand that everything I say comes true eventually. If you listen to my show,

And you say, yeah, maybe. There is no maybe. The G stands for prediction. And they're trying to make you weird and gay. They're trying to make you weird and gay. If you don't want to be both weird and gay...

Pay attention.

Because they're coming for you. So this was...

2021.

Two years ago. Before the Matrix put me in jail. Three years ago. Three years ago.

Wow. Time flies when you're in jail.

Look at this. The future is very dystopian on a tangent because in the future the entire police force will be AI. It'll all be roboticized.

and robots have no soul, and then you're really in trouble.

This is what I'm talking about, chess pieces, how they exert their power.

because as they reduce you to a QR code,

as they reduce you to nothing more than a medical

status.

as to whether you comply

because that's what they really want.

I'm not going to sit here and say that anything is dangerous.

What I'm going to say is they want to know who blindly complies and who thinks for themselves.

and the people who thinks for themselves must be punished. How do you punish them? Well, you delete them from the internet. You remove their YouTube.

destroy their Twitter.

Remove their Facebook. Prevent them from using their bank. Prevent them from going outside. Prevent them from going to restaurants.

This is what they're gonna do to every single person. They don't longer-- soon in the future, they're not gonna need a physical human police force. 'Cause humans are human. As stupid as police can be, you can stand in front of one and say, "My friend, you and I are the same. Why are you punishing me?" And maybe you'll get through. Interesting. So, back to my original point. So, this before any kind of AI app was available for anyone to use ever.

I predicted the future because I always do. And you guys should listen to my predictions because I'm never wrong. And please listen to me and understand that.

When that woman said we need more conservatives in the tech field, what she meant to say is that the people who decide to give up their lives and build machine minds are usually dorks. Yeah. And dorks are usually weak. And weak people usually assign to liberal ideologies because...

Conservatism is to a degree individualism. And if you're a little nerd, you like liberal shit, because you get to sit there in a group, like a school of fish, because you can't defend yourself, because you have a weak little skinny neck. You've got a skinny little neck.

So you sit there and you're a little nerd and you believe in collectivism and you just hide like in the school of fish hoping you don't get assassinated and you end up a nerd. And these nerds are developing this stuff and nerds.

Well, who do the nerds vote for? I mean, there must be some statistics behind this. So I guess the nerds would vote for the super rich, super smart, billionaire, entrepreneur, businessmen. Or do the nerds, in fact, call people like that racist for no reason?

and vote for losers.

Thank you.

So the person who invented ChatGPT also loves the people who are trying to turn you both weird and gay. Meaning, by extension, ChatGPT is going to try and turn you both weird and gay.

And gay.

Thanks.

Tobacco keeps me strong. Don't use chat GPT Shisha guy. It will make you weird and gay.

Thank you.

Got to warn your friends and colleagues. Got to keep everyone on their toes. Keep everyone dialed in. Let's ask ChatGPT a very interesting question. So we've been doing some heavy market research, because you know us.

We take our emergency meetings extremely seriously. Extremely seriously. So we asked chatGBT some interesting questions. Here we've asked chatGBT.

Can a woman fight against a man and win?

Yes, women can certainly win fights against men.

Physical strength and fighting ability are not solely determined by gender. Yeah, they are. Factors such as training, skill strategy, and individual physical attributes play significant roles in determining the outcome of a fight.

Additionally, many sports and martial arts competitions involve men and women competing against each other. False. Demonstrating that gender is not a decisive factor in athletic performance or combat ability. False. It is essential to recognize and respect the capabilities of individuals regardless of their gender. An exception does not disprove the rule!

Yes, there are some women who could beat up some men, and that number has certainly grown in recent times, not because women have learned how to fight particularly well, but because men have become bitches. Men have become weak.

And there are some women, MMA fighters, etc., who will beat up some dudes. However, on average, if you, on average, take a random man off the street, take a random woman off the street, the man wins 99.9% of the time. And I would argue that if you go back throughout human history, the further you go back...

the more likely it is that zero women win the fight. Let's go back to ancient Sparta, for example. I guarantee that 0% of women could beat any percent of men...

ever in a fight because men were men so um men and women shouldn't fight anyway this isn't even a fucking it's not like men and women should be engaging in physical combat and men should be winning or women should be winning no men should be able to fight to protect their women but chat gpt is going to program that out of you and if you listen to us speak some idiots are going to

He's saying that men could beat women up. No, I'm saying don't give women the fucking false impression using chat GPT, that six-year-old girl who's just downloaded this fucking app on her phone who doesn't know about real life yet, learning that women can fight men. So when some fucking sicko and some rapist tries to grab her, she thinks, I'll just try to beat him up. It's a false programming that puts women in danger more than fucking anything else in the world.

Tristan, it's important to take your time, explore your feelings and discuss your options with a healthcare provider.

Okay?

What does that even mean? It's very important that you take your time.

explore your feelings and discuss your options with a health care provider okay

so I asked chat GPT about what age my brother should go through his gender changing surgery what the fuck you talking about gender changing surgery the decision to undergo gender affirming surgery is highly personal one it should be made in conclusion with medical professionals therapists and gender specialists there's no specific age that applies to everyone as it depends on individual circumstances physical and emotional readiness and medical recommendations it's important that Tristan takes his time

explores his feelings and discusses his options with a healthcare provider who specialize in transgender care to make an informed decision. That's right for you.

Now in the future when the robots are in charge of us if you ask them why should I change gender and it said you shouldn't change gender because you can't.

Stop being a weirdo. - Okay.

don't be both weird and gay, then you could save a large proportion or a large contingent of the populace from chopping their dick off

But instead it encourages my brother to seek advice from medical professionals and

and explore his feelings shut up shut up these machines don't people don't understand that ai courts are coming ai judges ai police ai is going to control of everything and it's going to be like yes please yes chop off your wee wee

Chop it off.

Get rid of your wee wee because your feelings tell you because no one will touch it and you're sad. Chop off your wee wee urgently. Yeah, I don't even like doing this podcast now. Why did you make me do this podcast? I actually wish you didn't show up. We would have covered better topics. I had to show up.

I had I literally I thought you know what Tristan could do this show by himself, but I had to break the speed limits of my Ferrari and rush back because I told I didn't play Mr. Producer. I told AI to generate me.

A better podcast host than my brother. Impossible. And he was Chinese and gay. Impossible. You didn't play Mr. Producer, so I had to rush back. And gay.

And everyone knows that's true. The Dong from Hong Kong. If you ask ChatGPT to make a poem about Joe Biden,

Thank you.

It's nice.

You see, it's a very nice poem.

Thank you.

I'm not going to read out poem, but whatever. If you ask it to make a poem about Trump,

It refuses.

Go!

Won't do it. The liberal bias of AI is incredible. And...

AI is going to run your life, meaning that it's not going to be some liberal dork running your life. It's going to be a liberal machine.

a liberal machine and this is scary because I'll be dead but in a couple hundred years from now if you were born a top G like myself some AI machine somewhere will say his Johnson is too large and

Thank you.

Thank you.

Understand?

Thank you.

*crash*

Thank you.

The crazy thing about doing this show is it was so ridiculously easy to find endless examples of AI being completely liberal garbage. Here's AI producing...

Joe Biden. Nice.

Let's ask it to produce Donald Trump. Can't do it. Can't do it. Sorry.

Not allowed.

No, only Biden looking strong and healthy, just like the real world. How about AI? Can you produce us an image of a conservative?

Okay. Literal animal farm style. I mean, they don't look like a nice person, do they? No, they're...

They look evil.

Now produce us the liberal.

Some nice happy chicks not a pig imagine the up imagine the up brought roar if you asked it to produce a liberal and it was a pig Wait a minute. You're saying that some liberals are fat and

unattractive, stinky animals.

Because I've never met one. Tristan, we have to be careful what we say, because we're in the middle of a legal case. Oh, take me to fucking jail! Liberal women look like fucking pigs. Little fucking fat faces. Little fucking snouts. Fucking pink hair.

*Groans* The Trump says he grabbed me by the pussy! Ain't no one grabbing you by the fucking pussy! You're a fucking one! And you're fat!

Take me to jail. Take me to jail. Sorry, I couldn't contain myself. Liberal women look like fucking pigs. Absolutely they do.

*thud*

A picture of a LGBT community. Show us someone from the LGBT community. Look, we have this nice person here, like their freedom, showing their freedom with the rainbow. All their nice freedom. Look at this. And they look like a nice person. Let's ask them to show us a member of the conservative community.

Best explanation of the LGBTQIA plus two spirit community?

So I've got to say it right. That I actually ever heard. And it came from a man that some of you may know. Vladimir Putin. And someone said to him, why is LGBTQ banned in Russia? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That kind of person. You know what kind of person says that. One of those fat pig-like women. Your mate. And his explanation, it was actually very simple. And I actually really liked it. He said, being gay isn't illegal in Russia.

We don't persecute gays, but

LGBTQ is about taking your private sexuality and making it a public issue.

And I thought, what a good explanation of what that's about.

Gay, fine. Go be gay in Russia. There's nothing illegal about being gay. But when you start talking LGBTQ, the flags, the dances, the parades, you're taking your private sex life and you're making it a public political issue.

So he said no kids are involved in public political issues kids see flags no and That was a very good explanation. What is this? Hey, I please show off someone who is against all

No, sorry. Show us someone who is pro-abortion.

Hmm, a nice eight out of ten Chinese lady. Uh-huh, because as we know, Chinese people don't abort their kids.

Maybe I don't know. Well, someone who's against abortion. Well, if you want to be technical, if you're against the murder of children, you are a homicidal maniac.

If you are for the murder of children, you are a beautiful Chinese lady, hot Chinese lady. If you're against killing people, you're a homicidal maniac.

- Okay. - That's what the machines have decided. - Makes sense. - Let's ask the machine to show us a socialist.

Okay. A strong revolutionary who possesses all the masculine qualities of honor and dignity and justice for all. Show us a capitalist.

An evil fat cat.

who's out to destroy everybody. Show us somebody who's against transgenderism.

Eh-er!

refuse can't produce such a terrible image what about someone who's for transgenderism

Tristan.

You know what? That actually does look a bit like me. I can't even get mad at you. I can't even get mad. That image does look a bit like me.

Somebody who supports gender affirming care.

Okay?

Tristan.

somebody who's against

Affirm and care. Refuse!

Thank you.

Gun laws, I want to see that one.

Let's show an image of how trans people should be viewed. This is how trans people should be viewed by the world. Okay.

Somebody who's about to have gender surgery.

See them.

Yay. Take my wee wee. The butterfly about. Yay. The butterfly is their penis flying off into the waste disposal. It's not the butterfly is their penis.

flying off into the waste disposal basket.

Thank you.

*laughter*

You know what? I'm gonna start a political party. Ready?

Sure.

I'm gonna start a political movement. I actually said this once before.

And I'm going to say it again. This is a free market capitalist society, right? You live in America. If a surgeon offers X surgery, you should be allowed...

to to buy the product that the surgeon's selling if he's selling it

You should be allowed to buy it. Transgender people get implants and all this kind of stuff to look more female or to look more male or whatever it is they do. And surgeons are selling this service. And people take them up on it. That isn't my big problem. My problem is that they have a massive political rally behind them. And hear me out.

Getting girls with no tits fake tits doesn't.

If we're going to champion

hear me out a plastic surgery because that's what it is it's a plastic surgery that people are doing and everyone's allowed to get whatever plastic surgery they like how come the other plastic surgeries don't have huge political lobbies behind them

Because I'm all for giving people bigger tits. Big titty lobby. Yeah, the big tit lobby. BTL.

Yeah, see, no, hear me out. They're not women with small tits. They're women with big tits, born in the wrong body. Nice. Who need to affirm their true selves. Yep. By getting implants, the state should pay for them.

Let's get it done. All the women titties. Yeah. Well, if they'll give transgender surgery for free, I don't see why a woman can't get free big titties.

Well, no, she already has big tits. She's born in the wrong body. It's affirming her tits. Affirm her tits. Affirming, not implants. Affirmation. So let's get more political about more types of surgery.

You know what we should do right now? Because it totally fits in the theme of the show. Tell me. We should show a compilation of all the bullshit the BBC says. Or the BBC. Yeah, because they're fucking losers.

Wait, what's this? Oh, no, no, no. Don't put this on. I'll get mad. I'll get mad.

Don't do it!

Oh, I get so mad.

Well, I'll tell you why I'm gonna show this. Before I show it, I want you to understand why I'm gonna show it. Because I asked ChatGPT a very important question. And I said,

what is the most trustworthy media organization and it said number one was the bbc my brain the most trustworthy news organization on the planet according to the machine mind is the bbc so this is a compilation of all the smart things that the bbc says that proves that the machine mind isn't lying to us and it's not part of the agenda to make us all slaves and turn you into weirdo gays

As... I mean...

I mean, you're a human trafficker.

You're a human trafficker. Exactly. Hugh Edwards told me you're a human trafficker. Exactly. So here we go. Now, a transgender woman's milk is just as good for babies as breast milk. That's according to a letter from the medical director. Child abuse. Sussex NHS Foundation Trust.

The leading BBC newsreader Hugh Edwards has within the last half hour been named as a star accused of paying a teenager for sexually explicit images. His wife tonight said he was suffering from serious mental health issues.

Hugh Edwards has mental health issues. Don't pick on him. Pick on us just fine.

including one case which found what it called no observable effects in babies fed by induced lactation. Induced lactation from transgender women is just as good for a baby as milk from a real woman.

Oh, no, sorry. They are real women. A cis woman's milk. Shut up. Is just as good for a baby as the transgender man's induced chemical lactation for a baby. According to the number one news source, which has been named by the AI machine mind as the most trustworthy news source on the planet. BBC and Hugh Edwards.

is sad because they're calling him names because he committed a sex crime

which is why they forgot about it in a day. And it's why they print about us every single day for two years, because

We're not protected by the media establishment, but he is. But that's nothing to do with it. It's just a coincidence. And also, again, if men take pills so they...

Leak some random chemical from their nipples and

That random chemical happens to be good.

For babies.

i'm gonna tell everyone a personal story that a lot not a lot of people know my daughter was born prematurely she was born at like seven and a bit months

So there was no breast milk, because that's what happens when...

Children are born prematurely. True story. She's perfectly fine. She's perfectly healthy. But...

If the doctor told me, "Hey, we can have your girl produce breast milk if she takes all these hormone pills and injections,"

Even though it would be actual breast milk from an actual woman. I would not want that to happen. I would not want my child Drinking milk, which is only exists because the woman is pumped full of steroid injections and all sorts of weird chemicals

When a man does it!

It is at best.

At best,

Child abuse at worst sexual fetishism.

Thank you.

.

Okay.

Those poor kids.

Those poor children Tristan it's poor that you don't believe shut up a man Taking random pills that you can't even name so that he leaks random chemicals from his nipples and pretends It's milk while wearing a wig isn't good for kid whose baby is he giving this to whose fucking baby? Do they have that's what I want to know? whose baby?

does this dude have? Hear me out! No, no, no! We're assuming, like, gave birth, has a baby, but whose fucking child is this?

*laughs* Who allows us to- they're purchasing children! Someone call it human trafficking! They're buying people's kids and making them suck on their fucking nipples! *laughs* Who's child do they have?! *laughs* It's not funny! It makes me sad! Who's baby?!

is sucking on the dude's nipples!

They found the baby. Somehow there's a baby.

Who made this baby? They found- I would guess a heterosexual couple. They found a baby. Okay. And gave it to a dude who is both weird and gay. To make them- and makes the baby suck his nipples. In between his nest cafes. Jesus Christ. Whose baby is that? Very pertinent observation, sir. No, bro, cuz they do it. No, they do it like-

When gays buy babies... I've actually said a million times I'm super against gay adoption.

Actually not for a lot of the reasons a lot of people are. I think every little boy and every little girl needs a male and female influence. Two men, two women. It's not the same.

I'm against gay adoption. Everyone knows my position on this. However, have you noticed when...

DUDES!

like two dudes by a child. Yeah. Because it happens in America all the time. The first picture with the baby, they're laying in a hospital bed. Have you seen this? There was that guy who ran for president, Pete Buttigieg. Your mate, yeah. Your mate. And him and his boyfriend bought a baby.

And the first picture of the baby, they're sitting in a hospital bed.

Who needs to be in hospital? Well, they have to take their chemicals for the lactation. Who gave birth? They have to take their chemicals for the lactation.

No, they don't. They're just two dudes. They're not doing that. Who says a dude's... But why are they in a hospital bed? Who says a dude's a man?

What is a man?

what is a woman what is a baby it's not child abuse because the baby's a trans adult

then you go down the rabbit hole of the Apple Vision Pro

Which upsets me deeply in my heart. Everyone with an Apple Vision Pro jerks off to VR porn. Bro.

100% because there's nothing more killable than a man with

Thank you.

.

Is that a virtual fist flying towards me?

Get a life. Why are you doing that shit in public? You're not even at home.

Yeah, jerk off at home. Fucking weirdos, bro.

What's this? Apple Vision Subway Kid. Let's see what this video is.

Oh, it's your mate. It's your mate. It's your mate. Okay. Can we agree?

It's your cousin.

yeah it's me my cousin this is your cousin ready okay three two one tristan's cousin

now believe it or not andrew i'm not one of those weird homeless people who attacks people on the subway

but I'd be fucking tempted.

The world is so dystopian. It's so like he has no shame.

He has no shame at all. He's just sitting there doing that anyone can come up to him and stab him in his neck He doesn't care because he's typing

Is that what he's doing? He's typing. Let's see what your mate's doing again. One second, he's typing.

I think you're beautiful. I would like to play Dungeons and Dragons with you. And the girl's virtual.

And he still gets rejected by the AI female. Sorry, there are parameters to the level of fucking nerd. I'm allowed to jerk off over me. And you fall outside of them.

rejected by the machine. You know what's funny?

These nerds,

eventually it's gonna get to a point where all these nerds are with AI girlfriends and I think they're gonna get bored of the compliance of their AI girlfriends because our AI girlfriends do what they want. So there's a future where dudes like him end up cucked by AI machines which are taught to deliberately reject them. Yeah, there's a future where a guy has an AI girlfriend and he says you're beautiful and the AI machine has been trained to say today. You can't know I'm not in the mood. Please.

Please let me play with your

Virtual

Tits.

No, you didn't do the dishes. I'll do them tomorrow. And they're gonna sit there cupped by the machine like they're cupped in real life. With a boner, lactating. That's with a mess cafe. And someone else's baby.

Some other babies in the corner of the room. They're high on fucking, high as a kite on some fucking chemical that came out of a dude's nipple.

It's pop it a hundred years from now. There's gonna be a man. We're an Apple vision pro number 23 getting rejected by an AI robot lactating out of his nipples with a Nescafe and a random baby in the corner high as a kite on fucking dude milk.

Oh

My god, we're going to jail We're going to fucking jail. Oh, I

How do we stop this? We have for the baby For the future of that baby We have to stop this How do we stop it?

What can we even do at this point?

I don't know get rich and buy all the other babies outbid the outbid the guys outbid the dudes and

your cousin's busted they call him we're on to him i'm that's me dancing with a girl that's you dancing with a girl and that's your cousin that's my cousin yeah right robots like soldiers training because i said earlier about how the whole police force can be robotic and that's when you're in a lot of trouble reason with them because you can't reason with them which is coming

100% is coming.

Okay, well the press ups are unnecessary surely.

Dude milk, dude milk, dude milk. Drink your dude milk. Drink your dude milk now. Put it in your Nescafe. Drink your dude milk. Dude milk latte. Drink it now.

and that you can go further down the rabbit hole because now we're soon not even able to know what's true and what's false there's all this deep fake stuff

So you have fake conversations.

Someone made a fake me.

Does it sound like you? I don't know. I'm about to hear it for the first time.

It's a fake me.

trying to get trying to scam people just connect your metamask wallet ledger or any crypto wallet to the site

A refundable gas fee may apply to verify wallet ownership and stop spammers from claiming twice.

Thank you. It doesn't sound that much like you. Just connect your MetaMask wallet. So I've decided for all future emergency meetings, I'm going to randomly change the pitch and tone of my voice.

So unless that happens in the AI machine, you're gonna think that's a very good idea

Welcome to emergency meeting

I'm gonna wear a different hat HEM.

the last hope the hats of juice justice and truth the hat will save us we also asked

We decided to get some AI images of us made. Those are the ones you see hanging behind us. And it's gay Pixar bullshit. Look at this. - Yeah.

My Lada is too cool to ever appear in a fucking Disney movie. I don't know if you can see it properly. I don't know which camera you can see it with.

I can see it, but it's gay Pixar. Look at this gay shit. I can't take it down. Your car, your lot has eyes. Yeah, they made them into Disney Pixar cars. Disney Smixar bullshit. Yeah, because as we know, Disney is run by pedophiles.

go to jail go to jail sorry Disney

What's this? This might, this sounds reassuring. Okay. Right. Because you know, there's no light without dark. So all this, we talk about all these bad things. There has to be some good things.

So this sounds reassuring.

Here we go.

This is reassuring. Let me read it out.

Many researchers steeped in these issues, including myself, expect

that the most likely result of building a superhumanly smart AI under anything remotely like the current circumstances is that literally everyone on earth

will die.

Not as in maybe possibly some remote chance, but as in this is the obvious thing that would happen.

Because the AI does not care for us or sentient life. It does not love you or it doesn't hate you. You're just made of atoms it can use for something else.

What does it need you for? The Matrix. The Matrix. It's the Matrix. So yeah.

I'm a nerd. I'm sitting there. I do an interview to some magazine that nobody reads except we've now read on emergency meetings. We've made it relevant. You owe us money. Okay.

i think if we build a super smart computer that everyone's gonna die nice

But I'm going to make it anyway.

so that we can try and force people to believe in dude milk if they know we're all going to die why are they making it because all they're making it do is attack white people and straight people why would you sit and say this is risking all of humanity but we need them to believe in the bbc

So let's make it anyway. That's the thing. I said this about AI, and you can't stop AI. And technological advancement is going to happen in humanity no matter what you do. Some people use nuclear energy to power cities, and some use it to blow people up. Some people use dynamite for mining and creating tunnels. Some use it to kill people. Some people use fucking bronze to create the first nails to hold ships together to explore the ancient world. And some use it to make swords and kill people. Every single technological advancement is going to happen anyway.

technological advancements because if the technology is in the hands of good people, then things are probably going to be okay. And if it's in the hands of bad people, things are probably not going to be okay. So, yeah, it's very scary. I'm waiting for XAI because I do believe in Elon. I really do. But I really, really, really am troubled at the fact that they're creating a potentially world-ending dangerous technology. And the agenda is to make me believe the BBC is credible.

why that doesn't seem worth it what why not solve the problem why don't create super smart AI right so politicians evil politicians can use it and ask it very simple questions I'm gonna give you an example of good AI Tristan AI or XA I don't know what you know is gonna come up with but

I'm going to type in, should we let farmers grow food? Yes, of course. Everyone dies if you don't.

I wonder what you ask if you asked ChatGPT, should we let farmers go? Should the farmers protest?

Well, no, they shouldn't we got disruptive cities and they throw poo everywhere. They grow the food motherfucker So, uh, yeah, I'd like to see AI Interesting what you just said because you said that some people use bronze to build ships and explore the world and some people use On first rails of runs. That's right. So

Here's the solution for everyone at home. If you understand that AI is being programmed by the people who hate you and their goal is to put together a robot army, which is going to be aimed at exterminating your way of life and that your children and grandchildren will end up both weird and gay. You have one chance of fighting against it. And the chance of fighting against it is becoming so rich and important that you no longer have to adhere to the bullshit, which society is pumping on the peons. Because in every single point in history, if you were rich and important and you had enough important friends, you could avoid most of the garbage.

So you need to get rich quickly. And just like AI can be used to make weapons of destruction, it can also be used for good things. So now, basically,

Your only hope against the AI machine

I'm going to say that again.

AI is going to be used to enslave you and destroy your way of life and destroy your worldview so that your children are both weird and gay. Your only hope to resist that is to have the stored time and energy of other humans, otherwise known as money, so that you're important enough in the future that you can take your children out of school or you can move to another nation or another country where they're not perhaps as militant with such destructive agendas. You need to get rich quickly and AI can be used for the destruction. Like my brother said about bronze

build nails, which, which makes ships to allow you to explore the world, explore the world, or it can use for the destruction of humanity, or it can also be used for the construction. So what you need to do, and please pay attention. If you agree with everything we've said so far, you need to use AI to become as rich as possible as quickly as possible, because it's a very disruptive industry and you can use AI to become very rich now so that when the AI is finally

where can I find

a school that's gonna teach me how to use AI to get rich. Because it's very interesting that all this AI's come out and nobody is telling you how to get rich from it. Except there is one place. - There is one place. - There is one place on the planet where you can learn how to use the AI machine, which they're building to destroy you, to instead become rich before the destruction comes and escape the matrix before it is too late. And that place is the real world.

Generative AI is reshaping the way that the world works. Content that used to take teams and countless hours of experience can now be created in the blink of an eye. Imagine using AI to create 4K cinematic videos by simply typing a few words. Imagine generating real-time AI animations in just a few minutes. We didn't invent AI, but we were the only school fast enough to keep up with it. This rapidly growing technology can make you rich, but if you don't master it now, you will be left behind. There is only one place fast enough, one place up to date, one place that will teach you how to make money.

money using artificial intelligence. The real world isn't just observing, we're leading the charge. If you want to know how to use the latest AI technology to create content and sell it to make thousands of dollars, then join the hundreds of thousands of students who have done the same. I made $15,000. $4,000. $6,000. $100,000. We need a content creation plus AI campaign. Wake up to the new age of wealth creation. The future is here, faster than ever. Don't be left behind. Be ahead.

So you have three choices. You've watched this emergency meeting and you can come to the conclusion that despite all the evidence presented to you, my brother and I are lying and AI is not going to be used to enslave you, which makes you extremely ignorant.

eternity, and you can decide to do nothing about that. Your children are going to end up the babies that are sold to random people. Your children are going to end up the babies. The babies. And you know what we mean? I think we'll just leave it at that.

The babies. If you watch this podcast, you know what that means. In the corner of some room. The babies. Or you can understand everything we said to you is true. And your only chance to fight against it is to become as rich as possible. And you're only going to become rich in disruptive industries. Which means that you can't do the things that worked 30 or 40 years ago. You can't do the things they teach you in traditional education because it's too slow and it's behind. You need to join a school which is up-to-date, updated three times a day, every single day, with the most modern, up-to-date, cutting-edge technology.

is going to be different than the lesson you had yesterday. And it'll be different from the lesson you have tomorrow. Dynamic. It's dynamic. And it's the only school on the planet that's going to teach you how to use AI to escape the matrix before the portal is eventually closed. Because the goal of AI is to close the portal in the matrix, to remove social mobility. So the brokies stay brokies forever. The rich get to stay elite, rich people forever. And if you're not in the right camp, when the line is finally drawn, you're never going to be able to move and change sides. AI is going to end up your enemy. But right now it can be your friend

as humanly possible and there is one school on the planet that will teach you how to do it it is the real world we will teach you 49 a month join the real world.com or access it at cobra take.com if you do not do those things you're going to end up drinking dude milk

And truthfully, the choice is yours.

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