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I'm a feminist, as you all know, and I really respect the opinions of women.
And that's why I'm here in this woman's only gym, to ask them what they think about my brand new product, Fireblood.
People often come up to me and say Andrew you're so tall and strong and smart and funny and charismatic and extremely rich and
"What supplements do you take?" And I explain that coffee and cigars are the only supplements I've ever needed, but perhaps as I get old I should look into them.
So, I decided to do a little bit of market research and I was very disappointed by what I saw.
All of these supplements are full of chemicals I can't name, I don't know what they are, or they're full of flavorings.
I thought, "Why can't you have a product which is only the things your body needs?"
Why can't you only have vitamins and minerals and amino acids
And if you're gonna do that, why not have loads of them?
I've never understood, girls if you don't mind,
I've never understood why you would have 100% of your vitamin B2 when you can have
7,692% of your vitamin B.
along with your vitamin B6 and your iodine, magnesium, zinc, copper, all the amino acids,
niacin, folic acid, vitamin A, it goes on and on. In one convenient scoop with absolutely no flavorings,
whatsoever.
Surely, Andrew, you're a business genius. Why? Who hasn't thought of taking all the minerals and all the vitamins and all the amino acids and putting them in a...
Fantastic, easy to use product.
with no flavorings whatsoever. So I've created it, Fireblood, and we're here to see what women think of it.
at this girl's on the gym. So girls,
This is Fire Bledges, this is my product. Please give us a very honest review.
Bye.
Girls love it. They love it. Don't listen to what girls say. They don't mean it. They love it. And that's the best thing about fireblood because you know what? Life is pain. Everything good in life is going to be pain. When you go to the gym, you're supposed to suffer. Every single good thing that's going to come to you in life is going to come through pain. Your supplement, what is good for your body is never going to taste like cookie crumble. It's never going to taste like strawberry cotton candy. And if that's what you want, you are probably gay. If you are a man and you want to be a straightener, you're going to be a straightener.
as humanly possible with no garbage, only the things your body needs, then you need to get used to pain and you need to get used to suffering. And only that way will you ever become a fraction of my power and manage to achieve
Fireblood.
Fireblood tastes disgusting because it is good for you and like everything beneficial in life it is hard to swallow. Fireblood is the most disgusting product you can buy but contains every vitamin, mineral, and amino acid required for muscle growth.
Your stomach may ache a little bit after consuming fire blood if you are a dork.
If you prefer supplements which taste of cookie crumble but are full of junk, you should probably get an AIDS desk because you are gay.
It's not good at all, it's very disgusting.
I really feel to throw up when I'm drinking. Do you want a supplement that makes you strong or do you want a supplement that tastes like candy because you're fucking gay?
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