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- So as you all know, during my Tate speeches, I tried very hard to not be arrogant. Try very hard to remain humble, 'cause I'm a humble man.
Considering I'm the king of the world, effectively. I was arguing with somebody the other day that I'm the richest man alive. And of course, they started dragging up statistics about how I'm not the richest man alive. Because I don't have the most money. These amateurs in their mind. When you're broke, you're obsessed with the idea of money. Because you're a brokey. He has more money than you. I'm the richest man alive. I'm young. I'm healthy. I have beautiful women who genuinely adore me. They're not with me because I am rich. Of course, it's a bonus.
They adore me because I'm fucking fantastic. I live with my best friends. I have good brothers. I have loyal friends. Do you understand? I can give my friends $50 million, $50 million, and say, wait for the Matrix attack to end. Just hold on to that. And they'll hold on to it. No problem. People I can count on. I've got a purpose. I'm helping the world. I'm attacking the Matrix. Forget money. Why would I want to be Warren Buffet? I'm not even going to insult the guy because I'm famous enough and rich enough where I'm at the point where I might meet him.
and 13 cents in his ashtray to buy his McDonald's breakfast because to share price, bro, come on, bro. Bro, bro. If I'm spending 10 grand a day before I even get out of bed on nothing, you should be.
I don't want to meet any of these people, they're all boring. I have a purpose. I'm fighting evil. This makes me feel good in my heart. As well as that, I've got probably the most street cred of anyone on earth. I'd argue there's basically no celebrities and no superstars left besides me. Right now, as we speak, there are three men with guns over there behind the bar, stopping hordes of people begging me for a photograph. And it doesn't matter if I'm in Bucharest, Timbuktu,
Anywhere I go, I am the top G. The Taliban are begging me for foes. You can't name a place I can go where I'm not respected. So I've got street cred. I've got loyal people around me. I've got beautiful children. I have women who adore me, who don't try and constrain me in any way. They let me do whatever I want. Have as many women as you want. Please just text me sometimes.
And I'm the king of earth. So when this clown was saying to me, but these people have more money. There's only so many things you can buy. I've already got a Bugatti. I've got the upcoming Bugatti Rimac ordered.
Kernanzegg. Wait, two Jamiro's, two Jesco's, four Kernanzeggs, two Paganis. Every other car, Ferrari and Lamborghini isn't even a car to me anymore. Got houses all around the world. I don't consider that fun. I consider that a task, a job, an investment. I need someone to manage the house, look after the house, keep the house online, make sure no one breaks into it. Owning houses is a headache. Brokies always say, if I was rich, I'd have a house here, a house here, a house here, because brokies are too dumb to understand that what you want is a penthouse hotel suite.
I've got diamond watches. I've got diamond. Look, look, guys. Brokeys. Brokeys. Four hundred grand. Brokeys. You know what's funny about watches? Let me tell you a quick story. When Decart raided my house and took my entire watch collection, each of my watches are diamond. And some losers will say to me, oh, but you know, the diamond watches, they don't resell the same. If you get the classic Rolexes, but you sound broke to me, sell.
I buy them because they fucking sparkle, you dummy.
I had $10 million of diamond watches. When they took them off me, the first phone call I made in jail was order replicas. I want another $10 million of diamond watches. So when I get out of jail, even if they still got my stuff, which they do a year later, I have all my diamond watches. So not only did I have $10 million of diamond watches, I now have $20 million of diamond watches, two of every single one. And when I finally get my stuff back from DCOT, I'll have one on each wrist just for a week or so. I'm mixed race. I can do the black thing. No big deal. So I've got everything. I'm the richest man in the world. Let's be honest.
shit, throw your ego away. If they were to say swap lives with one person, you'd want to be the top G. The top G. And then you sit and think, what do I need more money for? And you don't, because there's only so much stuff you can buy. You can give me another 100, 200, 300, 400 billion dollars today. I can't think of anything to buy. Everything I've even remotely wanted at all, I've bought. All of it. Times five. If I like a car, I'll buy five of them just to... Money's not real.
So once you realize there's nothing to buy, I was starting to analyze saying, well, if I'm currently king of the world, what did the kings of old do? Maybe they were doing something cool. And then you realize that life hasn't changed very much. The world hasn't changed very much. If I was an emperor during Roman times, I'd probably be smoking some form of tobacco. I'd probably have some diamonds, have some chicks, eat good food,
hang around with my boys.
fastest horse, got the fastest cars. Nothing's changed. Think about it. 2,000 years ago, for fun, people would drink alcohol, turn on music, and dance with stupid chicks. Go to the club. Nothing's changed. I don't drink alcohol anymore, but my point is that we haven't really evolved much in the space of fun. It's the same junk it's always been. So then you have to understand that the only thing that's going to fulfill you is a purpose, and my purpose is attacking and fighting
Yes, all of you at home, my fans, who sit and listen to my messaging and change how you act,
So it's harder for the Matrix to lie to you and purport the infantile, asinine ideas that
which are required for your slavery. A king of old, an emperor of Rome had an army. I have an army, my fans. I have hundreds of thousands of people in my university. I have thousands of people in the war room. All of you are part of my army. We are part of the fight against the enslavement they are attempting to bestow across the entire earth, to every single man on earth.
So nothing's changed. And it's only purpose that's ever going to fulfill you.
thousand years ago would be to have a strong army which fought against the forces of evil and as many children as possible, male heirs, to have a dark night with rain outside and a beautiful woman who's obsessed with you, who stays awake to stroke your skin as opposed to sleeping. That's true wealth. I'm the richest man on the planet. I'm the most desired man. Do you have any idea how it feels to be the most desired man alive? I know you dorks. Please listen. I'm the most desired male
on the planet. Thousands of women a day beg me to meet them. Now, one of the coolest things about that, although I've already settled on my wives and I'm very loyal, I've settled down with my 11 women. I'm done. I've settled down. I don't need new ones. Hi, my name's... The cool thing about it though, is that I see men on dates now when I'm out and they have to like talk about themselves
to me now.
If I want a new girlfriend, do you understand? I would just scroll through the pictures sent to me in the love layers, choose one, and reply, okay, this day, this time. And she'd just turn up. And she'd already know everything about me. And she'd tell me about my emergency meetings. And she'd tell me about Infowars and all the things I do and all my old jokes and take confidential. And she'll tell me the cars I have. And she'll spend hours convincing me she's worth my time while I sit on my phone and ignore her. That's my dates now. I don't... I gotta say a fucking word. It's great. I don't have to text them.
How are you? Yeah, how are you? I ain't gonna make them laugh. I don't do, I do nothing, nothing. Come here, yes, I've chosen you.
- Yes, come on.
Come to the king.
Sit here.
Text, text, text, text, text, text. Alright, let's go.
You're so nice! I know. I thought you'd be crazy in person. You're actually really nice. I know. I know. It's okay.
Stop complimenting me.
You can get fucked. It's fine. It's fine.
How am I going to miss life when they eventually kill me?
I don't know.
Maybe a little bit.
But it's kind of like...
If I was 18 again and they said to me, Andrew, you're going to eventually have this life. But you're going to have to suffer these ailments.
and the cockroaches and the matrix attack, and they're gonna come through with everything, and you're gonna be assassinated when you're only 46 or something.
I probably would have said, all right, deal. Because at least I'll be remembered. I'm like most of you nerds. You could have been remembered if you were braver, but of course you're not brave. Most of you lack bravery to the point where your woman tells you what to do because you're scared she'll leave you.
Your woman will leave you. Mental. Mind bending. Never been there. Not in
Leave me if you don't like it. I can never leave you. I know. I know.
So.
I spend most of my time as the richest man in the world trying to save most of you. Trying to fight the matrix and make you all understand what they're going to do to you when they enslave you. How they lie to you. Why you're broke. Because the system is set up so that people like me become richer and the brokies become broker.
And you're sitting at home going, "Well, he must be a nice man." And maybe I am nice, because I do care about many of you. I'm sure most of you are good people who have been screwed by the system, but I don't think it's very philanthropic. I don't think I do it from a philanthropy point of view. I think I just...
What else am I supposed to do? Buy more diamonds? Dance with more chicks? Bang more girls? No. In times of old,
When an emperor had everything, sooner or later he went to war. Because he found people who had ideals that he disagreed with. And when he disagreed with those ideals, he felt it was necessary to teach them a lesson about truth and about God. And here I am, 2,000 years later, living the same life all kings have ever lived.
Going to war, I guess. And I know that I can't win. They're going to poison my shisha one day. But it is what it is.
I'm at peace with it all. And I guess for my monumental sacrifice, my acceptance that one day I'm going to piss these people off so much I'm going to be in a jail or dead.
Side note, I was having a discussion with some chick, maybe about eight months ago. It's quite funny.
She said, "Andrew, just because you're famous and rich and tall and sexy and smart and everyone wants you and you're respected everywhere, doesn't mean you can just have children with a bunch of women and have a bunch of sons and do whatever you want and ignore everyone's texts if they annoy you and hang around with your boys all the day and drive supercars and
I remember sitting there listening to her rant.
Great day. Great day. It's like, why can't I? Just because you're super rich and famous and just super smart and everyone loves you doesn't mean you can sit here and have children with all these kids and women and have all these sons and hang out with your friends and drive Ferraris all the time and not text me back. And I was like...
Yeah, yeah, Dan.
That's exactly what I can do.
Back to the primary plot. I guess the only thing I could possibly wish for, for my sacrifice, because my sacrifice is monumental. Please understand, I'm giving up the best life on Earth.
You people, if you gave up your life to fight the Matrix, well, who cares? Your life's shit. Your woman's ugly, or she nags you, and you don't even drive a Bugatti. You drive a fucking BMW, and you think you're successful, and you're 9-5. They're all losers.
I'm giving it all up.
And I'm only satisfied with that if I feel like I've made a genuine dent in the matrix, if I've done genuine damage, which means I need all of you to do very well. All of my fans need to do exceptionally well as people. So perhaps I am philanthropic. Perhaps I do actually really care about all of you.
Because it's the only way I can justify the sacrifice I'm making, is to have all of you become multi-millionaires. Perhaps that's why I try so hard to teach you the things that you...
need to be successful in life like mental rigidity and how to make money networking inside the war room why i made university.com cost less than a hamburger so anyone can join and make money perhaps i am actually not only the richest man on earth i might be the nicest man in the world
but let's try not to be arrogant
It's not arrogant. I'm the nicest man in the world. I'm the richest man in the world. I'm the most desired man alive.
And I'm going to give it all up for you people at home because my heart is so kind. Mother Teresa is waiting for me. Me and her are going to have a long chat about how we sacrificed everything for the peasants, the peons, the people who wouldn't help themselves. Climb that mountain. It's about to flood. You need to get to higher water. If it floods, you're going to drown along with all of your family.
to come along and drag them up the mountain.
because you're all dipshits.
Is the point of this Tate speech just to tell you that I am the most respected man on earth, the richest man on earth, the most desired man on earth? Yes. Yes, it is. Thanks for watching.
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