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- The President and the President, the President,
Thank you.
- The first time I was in the hospital, I was in the hospital.
- -
Thank you.
Merry Christmas, Tristan.
Merry Christmas, Edward.
Is there an emergency, Kristen? Is there an emergency, me?
How can there be a Christmas emergence? How can Christmas?
Be in worship.
Every Christmas.
for all.
has been an aburts.
for the last couple of years.
Perhaps, you know...
Perhaps...
this cloud of darkness.
which is surrounding the world that everybody can feel.
and a heavy weight.
the current negative organs in their minds.
perhaps the demons...
are gaining more foothold over humanity. And although the demons don't realize they are actually working for God because there is no light without dark,
We were ushering in one of the most dangerous and difficult
human time.
and fight against the demonic whore
We need to be in a positive mood so they can't feed off our negative energies.
and perhaps being as Christmassy as possible will allow us to defeat the demons which are trying to enslave humanity.
That would make it an emergency.
So merge me, then merge me. MERGE ME!
- The weather is in Christmas.
I've just come up with a reason. The demons don't want us to feel Christmasy.
So for that reason, refuse Christmas to be responsible. The only way to save the world.
Emergency Christmas. Emergency Christmas.
- Where is she, Chris?
- Thank you.
Merry Christmas.
It's an emergency Christmas to everyone at home.
So I guess we have to start with the most important thing about any emergency meeting, right?
Let's do it.
What's the most important thing about every emergency meeting? The Mr. Producer theme song.
Ha ha ha, it's true, it is.
Let me find it.
So you don't even have it set up.
I don't because I've Mr. Producer'd
A Christmas version of it.
Because the demons...
Let's start this again.
Everyone at home who is perspicacious, who has any kind of perceptive ability, has been able to feel a dark cloud over their minds for the last three to four months. All the things you used to previously enjoy, going out for dinner, going to the cinema, hanging out with your friends. None of it is interesting anymore because there's all this hell and death and everything's on Twitter and everyone's dying and there's all these wars and it feels like the CBDCs are coming and they're trying to enslave us with the climate scam and all of this is going on and anyone with a brain can sense it and feel it, that the demons are gaining ground and they're coming to get us and enslave us all.
all -seeing
all-seeing that the demons even though they're trying to do their very worst they're actually secretly working for God because there's no light without dark and the demons the harder they try inflict pain upon humanity but humans only learn through pain and through that pain we allow ourselves to grow and reach the highest level of possible of consciousness and spiritual compatibility with the universe so
Although it feels dark now, it's actually going to be good, and we're going to fight the demons by being as Christmassy as possible. So it is now officially an emergency Christmas.
Thank you.
I just explained to you how the demons try and use our negative organs against us.
Whose team are you on? We have to defeat them. They're trying to enslave humanity, Tristan. Don't you realize it? I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but when I did that call with Elon Musk, I listened to it back, that live tour spaces the day I looked.
Jones was on band.
and I sat there and I said something which is very conspiratorial I said something which when I say in general conversation with the general world people call me crazy and it's a very simple statement I said there are two groups of people in the world people who love humans and love humanity and want us to grow and prosper and be as many of us as possible and there's people who have no interest in the growth of humanity instead they just want to control those of us who currently exist they don't want there to be more humans in fact they want there to be less and they want to be the kings of these humans so they can be pedophiles and sick and have endless sex and be hedonistic
concerned with themselves and their own weird inbred bloodline and enslave all of us there's two teams pro human
pro-slavery. I said that expecting to be called a conspiracy not but I knew Alex Jones was on the call and he understands how the world really works so I knew it had some degree of backup but when I said that Elon Musk himself listened to the spaces back said yes.
The richest man in the world agreed with me when I said they're trying to make us all slaves arguably the one of the smartest men in the world as well arguably the smartest
Confirmably the richest certainly one of the most powerful people on the planet agreed with me when I said they're trying to make us all slaves And when I say it to you guys at home on the emergency meetings you're like you just like I'm saying it and
Hyper Bowl the most powerful people in the world including my trust Tristan and I because we are some of the most famous people on the planet and therefore have the largest influence by extension a lot of power hence our matrix attack I think we're the top five most influential people on the planet and
as it currently stands, understands they're going to make us all slaves. So we know what's happening. Elon agreed with me publicly, and I thought it was very interesting that nobody actually picked up on that when they should have. I did. No, you didn't.
What do you mean? No, I didn't. No, you didn't. I was here. I want you to know from the very fucking beginning, this is my show. It's emergency Christmas. I'm Mr. Producer. I'll do whatever I want and you can't stop me. I want you to know that.
Merry Christmas!
I bet you got Mr. Producer.
I didn't get Mr. Producer'd. I don't even know what that means.
That's not a word.
Mr. Producer.
is not a thing that you could do it's an emergency christmas so because it's emergency christmas i've got a whole bunch of clips which i've never seen before which have been prepared for me as presents which i'm going to watch and go through we're going to talk about and discuss as well as that i have a present for absolutely everybody at home so before i give away something completely free to everybody at home completely free no strings attached free christmas gift before i do that tristan if you could please read out the super chats that would be fantastic because it's
You can read out all the Christmas Super Chats, my good friend Tristan. There's a lot of well wishes, but I'm not going to discuss my current family problems right now on this emergency meeting. So I'm going to cut those bits out.
Uh, wanted your opinion. Me and my dad run a business together. I see him as a role model.
Do you think I can have a brotherhood with him?
- Who? - With my dad.
Emergency meeting with Tristan's cousin Luke. When is he coming back? I don't know. I don't have a cousin.
Hi, Andrew, Tristan. Sorry for your situation. It's absolutely disgraceful praying for you. Thank you very much, Koto.
Sorry for your situation.
praying for you, etc. Because of the crypto camp this decided the real world, I made $200 in one week. Now I want to donate a little bit of money to the Palestinians through Tape Pledge. Thank you. Merry Christmas and prayers for your family.
Those are the current super chats. Lots of well wishes. I appreciate all of them. I believe that there's power in prayer and there's power in well wishes.
And, uh,
Yeah, I appreciate all the love that I've had over the last
48 hours. And that's all I'll say on the topic.
So before we go into our videos in which we have to have our emergency Christmas, first, I want to let everyone at home know that we are going to give away something completely free. So first, how many people are watching? So we can only give away 10,000 of these. 33,800 people are currently watching. Right. 33,000 of you. We can only give away 10,000 of the following. 10,000 of them will be given away. The other 23,000 of you are going to go without. This is completely free. So please pay attention, guys. I'm going to play the Mr. Producer song one more time.
time I want you to either focus your tick-tock mind or get a pen and paper and write this down this is going to be extremely important it's completely free gift to your door to 10,000 people once again I'm gonna play the producer song get pen and paper or focus your tick-tock brain because most of you don't realize you have tick-tock brain in which you can't focus on anything for more than a few seconds without thinking about some other garbage or getting a boner and trying to jerk off the porn this is extremely important
Infinite wisdom because everybody at home knows I'm one of the most loved and liked people on the planet. There's nobody who doesn't love Andrew Tate
not a single liberal nobody everyone on earth loves me they think i'm great and fantastic they love the fact that i'm a brown person from a disenfranchised
area a disadvantaged youth
has spawned such a brilliant, famous, rich, affluent, sexy, tall, charismatic, humble individual. So because of that, I've decided to give a gift that everyone can enjoy. You can enjoy it.
Your liberal friends can enjoy it.
You're
Little cousin and nephew can enjoy it. Everyone can enjoy it. Grandma. Grandma loves it.
and what it is
is free
Andrew Tate stickers.
So imagine you had a liberal friend. I've never seen these before before you open it open it yet Is this my is this my game all out? You're not allowed any you're the only person's not that no fucking allowed everyone else is allowed free stickers and you can get these everyone got your pen and paper and
you go to sticker mule m-u-l-e sticker mule
Dot com.
slash
Tate.
they're the best stickers in the world and they are free they will send you these free we have a Tate's one you see Tate we have
This one that says resist the slave mind.
We have are you trying your best? We have top G you can stick this on your aunties car or
You know your auntie who's like a liberal and hates me for no reason? Stick Top G on her car.
Thank you.
for christmas that will get her they're completely free stickermule.com tate and what you'll get is
Get that thing. You get this pack.
free in the mail, and you'll open it up from here,
and you'll bring out loads of little stickers
that you can give to your friends. Everyone on Earth, we have 10,000 we're allowed to give away for free. Everyone's allowed them besides Tristan. I don't want stickers of you. Why would I want stickers of you?
Convenient because you're not allowed them. No, I don't want them. You're not allowed them. Well now I'll take some. No, you're not allowed.
I just said you're not allowed.
Everyone's allowed them for free but you 10,000 is the maximum we're gonna give away my brother and I have covered this cost ourselves We expect to see tape sticker stuck everywhere and tweet it at us Please tweet them at us at carpet right tiles my tapes. We can retweet it and
I mean your school books your school bags because as we know teachers everywhere in the world love me and Andrew and
So,
impress your teachers today, impress your teachers in the new year.
Take stickers on your bags, take stickers on your books.
We are beloved by teachers. Where's our disclaimer? I didn't see a disclaimer at any point.
Give me my disclaimer because every single emergency meeting is converted into words and used against us in court. Oh, it's a disclaimer. Someone put the disclaimer up. Give me the disclaimer. This is for entertainment purposes only. Okay.
From now on, every time I say anything, I'm going to say,
Something afterwards that saves me.
So in my imagination,
- The first time we have been in the last year, we have been in the last year, and we have been in the last year.
Yeah, or in a video game, in RuneScape. All of you can get a free sticker pack at www.stickermule.com slash Tate that you can stick around the school that doesn't like me and has me currently banned, even though it's going to upset everybody.
in runescape does that work
In GTA 6. In GTA 6.
You can escape the matrix. Yeah.
I'm going to
Punch
Somebody in the face.
in a couple weeks.
in GTA 6.
Like that. You see? That's a good one.
It's a good one. I like that one.
In Minecraft. In Minecraft.
I've read that somewhere on the internet. That's a good one.
Alright, I want the disclaimer up.
no i don't mean anything i say this is entertainment purposes only
Andrew and Tristan take aren't even real people were played by actors. My real name is Emilio Largo
Yeah, I'm not doing anything until disclaimer happens because we have to go through all these emergency videos of Christmas. And I feel like I'm going to say something that's going to 100% put us in jail. So I want my disclaimer now.
Disclaimer.
Read a few Super Chats.
- The first time we have been in the past, we have been in the past, and we have been in the past.
Age 20 opened up a mechanic shop.
I have businesses, but I need more advice towards how to advertise.
Bro, I need more information than that before I can give you information.
- My six year old Andy idolizes you. - I'm gonna give you a more in depth answer. - My six year old Andy idolizes you. You guys have changed his life. He works hard in sports.
and he's going to grow up and be strong and rich like you.
Take care of the family.
We can give him some free stickers, and he'll be very, very happy. Shogun32, get some free stickers for Andy. Right. Stickermule.com forward slash Tate.
One second.
Mr. Producer.
Nice. The content presenting this program is for entertainment and informational purposes only. This material is intended for mature audiences and may contain language or concepts that some viewers find controversial.
or offensive. This esoteric production is crafted for the discerning intellect, tailored for those who seek depth beyond the matrix. Viewer discretion is advised.
No, I made another one. There was another one I made. I want my other one.
My other one was better. What was the other one?
Who's better than this? This is some... This is like real. This is like real.
Crop out crap. I want real one. I want my real disclaimer.
- Right, what are the guys saying about help advertising? - I opened a mechanic shop, how can I help advertise it? I don't even know.
That's a super chat. You want to cover that? You know what? I'm going to cover it to show how intelligent I am. Okay, go ahead. I am so smart. I want everyone at home to understand I'm one of the smartest people on the face of the planet. There is no question you can ask me that I do not have an instant real-time brilliant answer for, which is why my podcasts are the most watched alive. So I'm going to have to make a bunch of assumptions about this mechanic shop because I don't know where it's based. I don't know what kind of cars you're repairing. I don't know if it's in a nice area, a poor area, et cetera. But the first thing you want to do is differentiate.
You're going to attract people's attention various ways. You can use shock, but I don't think you should use pictures of car crashes to advertise your mechanic shop. So perhaps you should use some humor. You should think of some kind of way to make people laugh or chuckle or look twice at your mechanical shop. Then what you want to do is you want to get them in the door. Now, the problem you have is that thousands and thousands of cars drive past your mechanic shop every day, but most of them are probably not broken because if they were broken, they wouldn't be on the road in the first place. So let's use our minds here.
income source are people whose cars work perfectly so therefore you need to make them laugh in some way or attack their attention and then offer something that people who have perfectly functioning cars are gonna want you could say a safety check but nobody cares about safety because the cars working fine you could offer some kind of free gift perhaps once again that'd be difficult to make cost-effective you do use your mind to think what are people who have perfectly functioning cars want now
I'm not going to tell you what that thing is, but that's what you're going to want to do. And when you get people in, people who stop on their way to wherever with perfectly working cars for a checkup or for a free clean or for a free air freshener, or because you said there's a sweepstake and anyone who stops in and signs their name can win X. When these people come in, you can look over their cars and see if something needs fixing. Primarily, it's going to be.
Some kind of boring basic maintenance. Perhaps you can convince them that their tires are bald. Perhaps they need to refill their wiper fluid. Even wiper fluid. If you sell it 10 or 15 bucks, you might want to make enough profit to cover the cost of the free air fresheners. Everyone gets when they come in. Something. And then you want to build data off the back of it. You don't want all these people coming in without you building data. So as they come in for their free air freshener, let's say, let's assume you did that. Say stop. Come up with something humorous.
Stop your car, it stinks. Or even better, you stink.
Come and fix it for free here. Boom, free air freshener. Turn left.
They come in, free air freshener. You look at their tires. If they need tires and you sell tires, you've made enough profit to cover all the air fresheners you're gonna give away that day. Then you're gonna get their email address and say, here's your email address. We have a lot of sweepstakes. We give away a lot of free stuff. Let me get your email address. Then you're gonna email them periodically with the mechanics you can't hammer them every day. I'll probably say once a month with some kind of offer for a tune-up or some kind of offer for winter tires or something else. And that's how you're gonna make as much profit as possible by building day off the back of getting people whose cars who function perfectly to come and give you their information.
make as much money as possible with a mechanic shop for free from Andrew Tate, Top G. All right, let's change subjects. Let's get into these Christmas videos.
No, disclaimer.
My disclaimer is better.
Okay, now, is it gonna get us in trouble?
What do you mean?
Your disclaimer I feel like somehow
is going to get us in trouble.
Why?
because it's you andrew it's you do i ever get us in trouble yes how did i get it how have i ever gotten us in trouble oh my god we're literally i'm literally not allowed bank accounts bro
I don't have a bank account. Tristan Tate, one of the richest men in my age group anywhere in the world. I don't have a functioning bank.
That's my distranger.
I'm going to jail. I'm going to jail again at Christmas again. Why? It's been a year since my first trip to jail. I'm still in jail, by the way.
Because my jail is this city. I'm still in jail.
And I'm going back. Everything we say is a lie.
So it's fine.
The demons are not going to enslave us and they're not trying to make us all eat the bugs. Or they are, but that's a lie. So the leadership of the world aren't satanic pedophiles. Correct.
Right. Or no, no, no. The leadership of the world are satanic pedophiles.
in GTA 6.
Nice, nice, nice. You see the leaders of the world.
Go to islands and have sex with children.
In GTA 6. In Minecraft. In Minecraft.
Nice. So what do we have here?
so in all these
videos i'm supposed to go through okay
I have...
we're going to start with this picture. I think it's of Will and Jada.
Oh, why? I'm trying to have a good day. Didn't you say something about Christmas cheer, Christmas spirit, happiness?
Why are you going to show me?
A cuckold in his dominatrix.
I am not interested in the slightest
Why would you put that up? I'm going to ask your opinion on some questions, Tristan. You're going to ask my opinion. Okay. So we're asking you specifically, ready? Me. Okay, go. Go.
This is a guy.
who got a vasectomy. Okay.
his wife sent him these
Mm-hmm.
Treats.
as I guess a joke
Okay, yeah, I see.
You see? Unlimited cream pies, snip, snip, hooray.
"No Nuts," and he thinks it's funny,
So he tweeted it out.
What do you think of this?
said individual. I think...
that
Unless he has
Currently.
47 children minimum, okay, 47, and also is completely stretched to his financial limits looking after his 47 children.
there's no excuse for a vasectomy ever. I still don't think there's an excuse for a vasectomy, because babies are cheap, and you should always be creating more people all the time if you're a man. I think...
that he
Thank you.
should kill himself
in GTA 6
in Minecraft.
Smart. I'm actually going to say something which might be deemed controversial, which is unusual for me. Unusual. Very unusual. It's not often I say something which people might think are controversial because I'm the kind of person who only says things that people don't think is controversial. I'm going to say this. You're very. I want to make this point and it's quite nuanced. So I want everyone to understand it.
I've come to a conclusion in my old age that having pointless sex even with girls is gay.
Yeah, it is. If you're let me make this make this clear.
I want people to understand this at home. If you have sex with a woman,
there should be a possibility that life will be created because that's what sex is for. Now, God is the best of planners and God decides if she gets pregnant or not. God is the ultimate decider. I'm not even saying you can't pull out because even if you pull out, if God wants her to get pregnant, she'll still get pregnant. God decides that. But having sex in which there is 0% chance of life being created and enjoying that and chasing girls around so you can have
or a bloodline is actually super-dial.
Gay. Okay. Sex with women. Gay. Yeah. No, I'm here. I get it. Let me finish. So I'm a guy.
Okay, I run around nightclubs great. Hey, what's your name? And then I have sex with a girl
And I use a condom
Yes, yes, and I'll go home.
Gay. Gay, bro, that's gay. If you have no chance of having a child from the sex, that's as gay as sex can be. Now, not many people know you can have gay sex with a woman, but now I've just informed you, as a man, you can have gay sex with women. Yeah. Because that's gay. I get it. Yeah. Which means also, all that batty man shit's gay. Fassy man, up anal, gay, pointless, gay, condoms, gay, all gay. Which makes having a vasectomy.
a man could ever do true I I think having a vasectomy I
might be gayer than having sex with men.
It's pretty, I mean- It's up there at the top of things you could do that are gay.
Having a vasectomy and having male-on-male raw butt sex
is about on par.
I think they're about the same. So let me explain this as well to people at home.
If two men have sex the chance of having a baby is zero. Okay. Yeah, it's gay having sex with a condom if the condom functions The chance of having a baby is zero Having a vasectomy to vasectomy functions to chance of having a baby is zero. This is all gay sex. It's all the same All right, it's all in the same. It's all in the same pile of gay sex now They're gonna start saying Andrew doesn't think people should practice safe sex above loss. I'm gonna add as a as a non-muslim I'm gonna add in some caveats and
I'm going to add in some it's okays. Hear me out. If you're a teenager, you're young, you're first exploring a sexual marketplace...
Be safe. Fine. If you're in a loving relationship,
and you're having sex with condoms, you're gay.
If you're in a loving relationship, sex should be...
for procreation.
So do and they're going to attack you and say that you
Talk against safe sex. So I am going to put that out there.
that if you're a fully grown man,
then you should be looking to be having to do you know the face i make
when
Do you know the face I make when-- You're going to say something stupid. --when the mainstream media attack me and decide to try and destroy my life for things I've said. Do you know the face I make? Let me show you.
- Thank you.
gay don't be gay vasectomies are gay now we're cutting the twitter feed i'm going to continue to tell you about how having sex with women don't misgender x sorry don't don't dead name it we're gonna talk further about how having sex with women can still actually be gay yep
on Rumble
Rumble exclusive. We're cutting the Twitter feed now. You can find us on rumble.com slash take speech. X feed. X feed. Don't dead name it.
I'm playing the Mr. Producer again, then we're getting back to action. Tristan.
There's too much gay sex with women happening. There is. That's what this crew, except people could have though.
Andrew.
Amen.
It's maybe even gayer.
than having gay sex with men.
The gayest type of sex that a man can have is with himself. Hear me out. All masturbation is normal and healthy. Pornhub. Okay? Pornhub. Pornhub. There's no women within a mile of you. Okay?
And you,
are simultaneously
jerking a man off.
while at the same time being jerked off by a man.
Now if that's not gay sex, I don't know what is. Pretty good argument. It's a pretty good argument. You're doing two gay things at once, giving and receiving pleasure to a man.
That's very, very gay and should be avoided at all costs.
Interesting. Very interesting. That's actually a good point. It reminds me of some other gay things I've seen once I saw me. Remember, remember, I mean, you were on that long haul flight and some of our friends were tired because we've been up for 32 hours and instead of staying up and boozing when I used to drink, they took a nap. And that's next to men. Yeah. Yeah. So if you're on a plane with your friends.
having a few drinks, maybe you've had a long night, and you're in a chair and they're next to you, and they're trying to sleep.
They're effectively trying to sleep with you. They're sleeping with men. So you have to understand that napping, unless you're by yourself in a room or with a woman, is also very gay. Me and Andrew on this emergency meeting, yeah?
I go to sleep. There's Yusuf over here. I'm trying to sleep with Yusuf because he's sitting right here.
That's trying to sleep with men.
Napping is as gay
as gay sex. So it comes to very important conclusions here.
We're going to jail. We're going to jail. Because hear me out. Hear me out. If you're on a plane next to your friends, if you're on a plane next to me, I don't sleep. Minus one minute sleep. I'm twisted tape. I'm sitting there. Chinatonic flirting with the air stewardess and you're next to me, right?
And you're dozing off. You're trying to sleep with me, but I don't want to sleep with you. So that's essentially gay rape.
Think about it. Don't gay rape your friends. No naps.
We're going to jail. The sticker mule website has crashed. Everyone's trying to get their free gifts. Guys, don't give up. We're giving away 10,000 free sticker packs here. Top G, Tate, resistive slave mind. Are you trying your best? There's another one here that says
- Thank you.
Did you put in the work? And it's me punching. Looks like I'm knocking out one of the Paul brothers, probably. All here, completely free. Stickermule.com slash Tate. Don't give up on the URL. Persistence. Don't give in. Winners never quit. Quitters never win. In the Warriors Code, there's no surrender. Keep typing in the URL. Keep the website crashed for eternity until it eventually works for one of you. You can get a free sticker set. We're giving away 10,000 packs of them paid for by us to Tate Brothers, 10,000 of them. You have to get in the first 10,000 while you still got the chance.
There's no surrender. So
Even though we're completely sidetracked and completely off topic of all the things supposed to talk about Christmas etc now There's nothing Christmas anymore For Christmas the best person you could get from God is procreation and children So I have now come to the conclusion when I see these men on Twitter talking about how many girls they get but they have no kids What they are is essentially gay? Yeah, because what they're doing is they're running around having sex in which kids cannot be created and they think that because they're chasing women It's somehow not gay, but I think it's extremely homosexual. So when I see these dudes and
bragging, "I got this bitch, got that bitch, got that bitch." How many kids you got? One,
Gay. Gay. Sex means a gay. All that shit's gay.
So how do we get on the subject of vasectomies anyway? You said you wanted my opinion on something and why is the camera not on me? This entire emergency meeting? No, you're not in this show. Carry on.
I'll get up and walk off. No, you're not in the show. Okay, I'll put you in the show.
You showed me a guy who had cakes so long. Oh, your mate! Yeah, your mate. Let me show you more pictures of your mate. So now he gets to have, hear me out.
So he's allegedly a heterosexual married to his wife, yes? So now, for the rest of his life, he gets to have gay sex with his wife.
Nice.
Is that what you're saying? I mean,
That makes sense to me. That makes, I mean, that's pretty logical. Maybe he'll nap next to his friends. See what other picture we have here about your mate. See if we can find a picture of your mate. Ask my opinions on things. I am. Like you were supposed to. I am. Instead of going on weird rants. I am.
about how sex with women can be gay. How is that weird? I mean, I kind of get it.
I kind of get it. I mean, am I really weird?
Alright, let me see if I can find...
a picture of the guy himself, your, your buddy. His name is Marshall Haas.
It's a gay name.
Here, I'll put it on the screen. It says something like,
My wife had the jokes when I got home from the doctor today.
brah brah who is your mate so tell me how you met michael has now before we continue i was at the vasectomy clinic
All right, then what happened? You can be on the camera for this. I was planning on having a life of gay sex. So I decided to go for a vasectomy. Nice.
And that's where I met my mate, Michael Haas.
And how long have you been mates? We've been mates forever.
We've been soulmates since day one. I was on a plane once and he took a nap next to me and I napped back at him. We slept together.
Nice.
Nice. Nice. Right. I've got another video here, which I have no idea what it is, which I'm supposed to listen to and play. So we're going to do it. I have no idea what it is. Remember guys, it's Christmas. These are my Christmas presents. I have no idea what any of this crap is.
Let's go.
Did somebody say slave? Did somebody say slave? Did somebody say slave? Did somebody say?
You know, I'm
Tristan, go on.
Delta Airlines is super awesome, Andrew, because now they give free seats for fatties.
I think it's something about plus size people, but I call them fatties. There's free seats, free extra seats for fatties.
That's racist. I am a... I know we talk about the demons taking control and how God is using the demons to try and awaken the warrior inside of the people who believe in the light. That's why he puts you through pain, so you can become a better version of yourself to attach yourself to the highest form of consciousness. True. Which is why the demons, even though they think they're damaging humanity, are actually following God's plan. But when I see the demons do demonic things, it still upsets me. Delta Airlines run by demons.
- I think.
Can I say that? Am I gonna get assassinated by Delta Airlines if I say that? Everyone's out to kill me. You'll get banned from flying on them. Unless you're a fatty, then you get free seats.
Delta Airlines should not be used in Minecraft. Yeah, you should definitely, definitely never ever fly on Delta Airlines.
in GTA 6. So the thing about Delta Airlines is this, so we could talk about this a little bit. We could talk about airlines a tiny little bit.
Why the fuck?
Am I a six foot four behemoth of a man never given free extra legroom seats? One, I fly on private jets and I fly first class, but I was six foot four when I was broke. How come fatties?
who destroy their health and the general aura around them with their stinky fat bodies get free seats. But genetically blessed 6 foot 4 men like myself never got free extra leg room. Why is that? That is racism.
That is racism. They're trying to keep a brother down. I think that might be something to do with racism. They don't want me, a mixed-race man...
Being tall and they think if they could put me in enough airline seats, I'll shrink down so they can subjugate me with their racist
patriarchy
They want me fat.
Lard ass. Free seats for lard asses.
New policy.
Let's be politically correct. Let's not call them fatties or lardasses. What do we call them?
Land whales. In GTA 6.
It's kind of interesting. I made a joke once and all my jokes go against me, but fuck it. Make it again. Make it again. Because everyone has a panic attack. Oh, Andrew made a joke. Andrew made a joke. Andrew made a joke.
Anyway.
- Thank you.
And I said the reason I started flying on private jets is because they now have diversity quotas for pilots.
.
Because when I fly in a private jet, I choose my pilot. - Yeah, nice 61 year old German man.
Yeah, someone who's exceptionally boring. 48-year-old Swiss dude with gray hair. The kind of guy who enjoys switches. Yeah.
There's a, I've never flown a plane dials. Yeah. A dial enthusiast. That's what you need. There's loads of dials and he loves the dials and he pays a lot of attention to the dials.
the switches and the buttons. Yeah, the buttons. That's important. On the plane, you can't fly a plane without the dials, the switches and buttons. That's a secret I'll let you all into. So I've never flown a plane, but I know for sure I don't want someone who got the job because of a diversity quota. Of course not. I want someone who got the job because they're really interested in dials, switches and buttons. Yeah.
and sometimes meters and the odd lever. Yes, yes. That's the kind of guy I want flying my plane. Hans Buttonman.
From Switzerland
100%. And sometimes I see these things online and they're trying to convince you that their airline's good and they're like, hey, we have more female pilots than anyone. And I feel sorry, that was a that was a
cough and i cough and i think that's a great thing and i'm glad they have diversity quotas on commercial airlines and it's a shame that i have to fly on private jets from now on so i do not get to enjoy said diversity quotas it's a real shame that's how i cough
I would love, in fact, you know what I'm going to do, Tristan? Because I love the idea of these diversity quotas so much, and I really like the idea of being flown by someone who's been hired purely because of their sex or their race and not because of their actual skill or competence. I'm going to make sure I now fly on commercial airlines all the time
That's not true though, is it?
in Minecraft.
Take me to jail. You know, I haven't actually flown on a private jet this year.
And that's all because of me loving diversity quotes. Nothing to do with being under arrest.
for nonsense.
You know, because if you had no diversity quotas and there was a Mexican female pilot, fine, because she would have had to actually get the job. Cool, I'll fly on your plane. But if you have diversity quotas and there's a Mexican female pilot, you're like...
Well, that's bullshit. She's not going to be as good as the other people.
No diversity quo as ever.
In fact, I,
Change my mind. I'm bringing in diversity quotas
in this house. What you have to understand about this podcast is that Andrew
was not hired to be Mr. Producer.
because he's good at the job as you can tell he up all the time i chose andrew to be mr producer because he is a person of color he is a mixed race
Cisgender male.
That's why he's Mr. Producer.
I think I'm going to replace Andrew next week with a Portuguese half Korean
Midget hermaphrodite.
for maximum diversity. You'll all tune into the show then. No one wants to see us talk. Everyone wants more diversity. And I'm only a half-black cisgender white man, so I am replacing myself with a trans-feminist
lesbian from Colombia.
The new Tate Brothers.
- Thank you.
Um,
before we, uh,
Continue diversity Andrew because I diversity
Before we continue, because I have a video...
That I am a...
About to play, showing the pirates, sorry, pilots.
which have been hired by the diversity of quotas. That's why I want to know that the information presented in this program is a lie and the mainstream media always tells the truth. COVID was true and you should be a vegan and everything Andrew says isn't real. Do not use the words against him in court because he's a liar and really loves to President Biden and Greta Thunberg. Do not take this program seriously and get your booster injections as soon as possible. Women can drive very well.
I'm gonna get lighter Tristan and then I'm gonna show you a video of the people hired by the diversity quotas who now fly the planes Which I'm gonna fly on all the time because I don't wanna fly on private jets anymore So I want to make sure I fly on these planes because I enjoy diversity quotas and
in GTA 6.
This is a long lighter
for candles!
Not for cigars!
Come with me.
Why? It's gonna be like, it's a main adventure. You go, fuck you. I am, exactly, but the camera's coming to me. Oh, okay, I'm staying here then. I might take a nap.
*whistling*
I love naps.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*sad music*
WHISTLE BLOWS
Thank you.
Shout out to the man in the chat who said diversity is an old, old wooden shit.
If you know, you know.
Thank you.
*whistling*
*whistling*
*crickets*
Dashing through the snow on a one-horse open sleigh. Get the fuck away from me!
Fucking weirdo. That's not very Christmasy. Shut up.
Anyway,
Finish this expensive cigar. Then I'll light another expensive cigar because I'm a billionaire.
In GTA 6. In Minecraft. Right Tristan let me show you a video of the pilots who have been hired for diversity. Great. Alright. You tell me what you think. This is your opinion. Ready?
Do you trust them to fly it? But what why do you feel comfortable? Tell me about why they're good pilots? Well, they're passionate
They're passionate.
Okay.
And they lift...
my spirits,
with their
Amazing passion.
So they can also lift a plane out of a nosedive towards the ground.
They don't need dials.
they don't need switches or buttons no levers
Passion.
That's what really
Makes the planes fly.
Any other questions?
before I take off my mask?
- The President and the President of the United States.
- Yeah, I got one more question for you.
Gone who's your fucking mate?
I don't have any mates. Who's your mate? I don't know who the fuck this is. Who is your mate, please? Please tell us about your mate. Can you explain who this is quickly? Your mate. I've never seen this video in my life and I'm watching it on mute on your screen, so explain what this is or shut the fuck up.
You don't talk about your own mate, no? What is it? It's your mate. I'm not talking to you anymore. I'm gonna quit EMs forever. You know what's funny, Tristan? I have Christmas depression. You know what's funny, Tristan? The real disease. I put up a video saying who's your mate. You say I've never seen this video before. And you assume for some reason that I've seen it. You think because I'm missing it. Tristan, I don't have a Scooby-Doo. You were hired on Diversity Quote. Who that man is.
I've never seen that video ever before. The only information I have about this video is that it is your mate. So I'm gonna once again ask you to tell the people at home to explain what this person is doing.
and how you know them because i don't have a clue who is your mate
did you meet him in the vasectomy clinic clinic with your other mate yes
Yes, I did. So that's Tristan's mate.
We've worked out the pilots.
What else do we have here?
This is the best show ever. Worst show in the universe.
This is not a great show. I don't think you should be laughing so much. You don't make the best shows. I do. I'm a producer. I make the best shows. I don't think you should be laughing so much because you're using too much air and you're breathing and breathing is bad for the environment.
*shrie*
Thank you.
*sad music*
Tristan, I've got an idea. I've got a genius idea.
Destroy the world by breathing too fast. What releases more carbon into the atmosphere? Me breathing normally or us smoking loads?
Think about it. Smoking, I guess. Extra combustion. Okay. Heat.
.
Thank you.
*sad*
Wait, but light or gas has to be bad for the environment too.
- -
Thank you.
Take that earth.
For every person who holds their breath, I'll smoke extra cigars. So it's all offset.
Even though you collapsed dead,
I'm going to put extra carbon to the atmosphere.
with
Light or gas? Smart!
Thank you.
Now we're talking.
Finally, I'm getting some fucking climate change done around here. With the results. I'm sick of this cold-ass motherfucker climate. I am sick of these non-extreme weather events. I am sick of the current sea levels. They make me sick.
I'm seasick.
Because I'm seasick because the current sea level upsets me loads. I want it. I want to be able to go to the sea from my house. And I currently live about four hours drive away from the sea. So if I smoke and burn lighter fluid and run my cars 24 hours a day, maybe, maybe I will finally get some sea around here.
I want this
We're the worst people imagine being a climate change protester imagine when you're eventually on a podcast with someone who's very upset about climate change and I start telling them that I want the sea closer to the house and I'm sick of non-extreme weather events because they're boring they are boring and I start smoking as much as possible and
Who's holding their breath for the environment? Who are your mates?
Who are your mates?
People who like the sea far away. People who are scared of the ocean.
you know I've always been confused about climate change tell me if you get a glass of water with ice in it okay
You put a glass, half ice, half water, a nice cold drink. Yes. Yes.
And then you leave it out in the sun and it melts.
The ice melts.
Does the water double in size or does it just stay around? In fact, I'm 100% sure that water is one of the only liquids in the world that expands when frozen. So most things, they expand when they're heated up, okay?
Water expands when it's frozen. I do know that. So I think it's all fake and no matter what we do I can't make the sea come to my house. No, but I'm just trying to get a confirmation because I'm not a climate scientist What I am is I am
All right.
What would you like to know?
So basically,
I'm a person
From the streets and when you're from the streets what you have to survive is a brilliant bullshit detector You don't have book smarts. You don't read things. You don't read the studies But when that girl comes to you and she's like, it's your baby. You're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I've been around.
I know the game.
So I can just debunk all of this climate science and all of their little studies and their pieces of paper with standard bullshit detection. If I, if the ice caps melt and that's supposed to make the ocean rise by meters and we're all supposed to die. Great. If I get a bunch of ice in a glass with some water and I let it melt and it stays the same level, if not goes down.
Andrew, I want to go surfing.
outside on the street.
That street there, I want there to be tidal waves. And I think the only way to achieve that is permanent...
carbon emissions. So then you have to ask yourself,
Well, why would they be saying,
All of this crap about melting ice. If clearly it doesn't make any sense, you can test it yourself at home.
Because they really have our best interests at heart. There's a Romanian member of European Parliament who seems to have an opinion on this. I'd like to ask taste and tryst what he thinks about his crazy conspiracy theory that they're making this crap up to lock us all in our houses.
Dear colleagues, when the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change is using hysterical, spoiled people like Greta Thunberg, whose place should be in school, not on streets,
To promote these reports clearly, we are dealing with a belief system and cult, rather than the scientifically based organization.
Carbon dioxide is a gas that currently represents 0.041% of the whole atmosphere.
Despite this small percent, for decades now campaigns are ran to make people believe that man-made CO2 is the cause of the climate change.
The solution proposed to fight climate change, our higher taxes and more state control, as well as less rights and options for the people.
"Emissions must have a price that changes our behavior." This is what Ursula von der Leyen said in this plenary in 2019.
Obviously, the declared objective is to change our behavior through higher taxes and prices, while fighting climate change is just a pro-text to do it. People deserve a better future, but we clearly cannot achieve that by passing laws that are making them poorer, while a small elite is getting rich by selling and forcibly selling them products and services that they do not need or want.
but are allegedly saving the planet. Thank you.
Mr. Turches, you have a blue card.
So this esteemed gentleman seems to have this crazy conspiracy that this has nothing to do with melting ice. And it's just about controlling every single aspect of our lives, because if we don't stay in our houses and give them absolute authority over our money and what we say and what we think and where we go, that the sun's going to be too hot and we're all going to die. What do you think about that, Tristan?
Well, I'm not gonna put on the mask, because I refuse to- I refuse. This guy is clearly, obviously, completely correct. You know what? Romanians, minus-
a couple and you know who you are are actually incredibly based people who understand the world very well. It's why I was very happy living here.
- The first time I was in the hospital, I was in the hospital.
But, you know, there's turds in every punch bowl.
But yeah, that guy's completely correct. They want to fuck with our lives and nothing you do. Nothing you do. The six largest container ships in the world emit more than all the cars on the roads in England put together. So if you think by not driving your fucking...
fucking Nissan...
whatever I don't even know Nissan's I'm too rich down to the grocery store and walking and taking a bike instead is gonna save the planet you my friend
are stupid.
Emit as much carbon as you like. It's fine. Carbon's great. Carbon is food for trees.
Personally, I think you should hold your breath more often. I think you should hold your breath for the next 26 minutes.
- All right. - As a Christmas gift to me. - Okay.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Okay, I'll go in another room and I'll do it. Good. Use the emergency meeting. No, just hold your breath right now in the emergency meeting. No, I have to go to another room to make sure I do it properly. No. So I'm not distracted. No.
Play the video.
Let's do the super chats first.
Oh, here's one.
Can you please source a sports betting professor for the real world? Thank you.
Fuck no, I can't.
Let me tell you why. One, sports betting is stupid.
It's a hobby and it's a pastime for a lot of people who want to bet on sports, fine. If you think sports betting is a way of making money,
Like the other wealth creation methods that we teach inside of the real world,
You, my friend, are wrong. And let me tell you something. It is the easiest thing in the world
To fake when I have all these people in the real world saying I'd you know Well, I was in the content creation campus and the AI campus of the real world and I'm making all this money I have hundreds of testimonials thousands of testimonials from real people saying that my product works You know how you fake being a sports betting expert because I've seen them all over the internet. Here's how you do it and
You take a bunch of money and bet on a bunch of sports.
You lose most of your bets.
But you take the ones that you won and you post them online. Look, guys, I won these bets. Pay me some money and I'll tell you which bets I make. Well, if you can make free money from betting, then why on earth?
Would you want people to give you money to learn how to bet from you? It's the easiest thing in the world to fake, and it's degenerate. If you're watching a... Andrew's a Muslim and doesn't gamble, but I am not. If I am watching a big boxing match, if I am watching a sports game that I like, a darts match, because darts is fire, as we all know. I'm British. I don't mind betting some money. It makes it more interesting. Let's see what the outcome is. I think the outcome is going to be this, and then when the outcome goes my way, I'm happy if I won.
of life.
As a way of making money, sports betting is not something you should pursue. So, don't ask me stupid questions ever again. No, the real world will never have a sports betting professor.
I hire professionals, not gambling degenerates.
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Everybody loves me and when they see my name they get extremely happy, especially liberals. And everyone's allowed them but me. Everyone's allowed them except for Tristan. Except for me. Tristan, the amount of videos we have to play through here are ridiculous. Can you stop talking about gay sex with women then and fucking put some on?
Please, for the love of God, just put on the damn videos.
And that's to be my opinion. We've done one so far. Alright, fine. It's been an hour.
Thank you.
All right, tell me who your mate is.
The World Enslavement Forum presents: Waxmas It's 23. I'm dreaming of a great reset, like communism just in smart.
Surveillance everywhere
Like Covid, I gave you my check But for every new stash, you had to refresh Says here, a new pandemic is here Get ready for forced injections On the fifth day of lockdown, my government gave me
Who's your mate?
Who's your mate? I've got Christmas depression, you're depressing me.
I've caught depression this time of year in the cold with Christmas.
I've somehow caught depression. You gave it to me.
What did I do? You're a carrier, even though you don't display the symptoms.
I need to be vaccinated against depression.
at Christmas.
Ah, so he is your mate, because you and him both agree with vaccines. I see. Tell us more. Where did you meet this guy, and how does some random old dude be in charge of the entire world? Please tell us. Man, I'm at the vasectomy clinic. Play the next video.
- Yeah.
So you admit it? Yeah, I admit it.
I was at the vasectomy clinic. Say it to the camera. Say I admit it. I admit it. I was at the vasectomy clinic because I plan on having a life of gay sex with beautiful women.
And...
I met him.
Gotcha.
- You didn't get me. - I did.
Now we're finally getting somewhere. In Minecraft. We're finally getting somewhere.
Are we?
Are we getting somewhere? I think we are.
Where are we? What are we getting?
Now this guy is my mate. He's not your mate. He's my mate.
This is a let...
those are the kind of friends you need friends were brave inventive the go out of their way to do things which are abnormal and unusual who conquer the world would you mess with an old grandpa with a jet engine on the back of his bike no you wouldn't you'd be too busy
Jerking off. Who are you talking to? Me? Yes, you. You. You specifically. I do not engage in homosexual activities. I don't jerk off men or let them jerk me off.
That guy is 100% my mate. So we have a list now of your mates,
and my mates. Shut the fuck up. And it's starting to get clearer and clearer. Who's on whose team? Shut up.
And I want everyone at home to know,
That Tristan's mates...
*breath*
Shut up.
.
Thank you.
Never give up fish walks on land. What is these videos we're supposed to talk about?
I have Christmas depression.
Do you?
Let's talk about my Christmas depression.
Okay, let's decide if this is my mate or your mate. I think this might be my mate again. Let's find out.
*shrie*
What the fuck is this?
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's Christmas. Aren't you having a great time? I'm canceling Christmas. How can you cancel Christmas? Burn the house down. No, you can't burn the house down. I could.
I could burn the house down. Tell us all the pros and cons of Christmas.
time with family and loved ones.
Cons.
Fake arrests so you can't see your family.
Didn't we get arrested last Christmas? Yeah, we went to jail. What if there's some weird anniversary arrest? What if they raid our house again the same time they did last year? Oh, no, hear me out. Well, to put this, this is very important. The day when Jeffrey Epstein's banks all the links to their human child sex trafficking
"Went public" was the day I was arrested. Obviously a coincidence. You know they're releasing his client list soon.
I mean, you're going to people are going to be Googling human trafficking and child sex trafficking and about kidnapping. And they're going to Google all these terms on the day they release his client list. So what I'm asking is.
The Matrix. Matrix. I'm going to ask you for a Christmas gift.
arrest someone else.
I'm not a fucking human trafficker. That's absolutely ludicrous.
Please arrest someone else this Christmas when the client list is released. Don't arrest me. You've done me already. I don't need to be arrested again.
Thank you.
I have some inside information about you though. Gone. I've seen some of the mates you hang around with and I'm starting to get a bit worried.
a bit concerned. I heard that you're a human trafficker.
in Minecraft.
Who is the pinnacle of masculine Eve you had to name one person a planet today me but okay besides you it's close
who is perhaps the most respected man and the most masculine man on planet Earth today in modern culture. You would name? Ric Flair.
Thank you.
- Ric Flair is a genius. - Woo! - But, not the answer I'm looking for. One more try. - Hulk Hogan. - Doctor Who. Doctor Who is not woke, it's not stupid, it's not weird in any way. And a new Doctor Who advert came out. I didn't know I was a Doctor Who fan until three emergency meetings ago when we started paying attention to Doctor Who. And every episode since, something great happened. Z Zerm got misgendered and it was called by the wrong gender. - The Meep! - The Meep, sorry. The Meep, your mate.
got called the wrong thing and then there was an indian isaac newton again your mate and now doctor who has changed
race/gender, I think he's in a dress. Anyway, please tell us more about your mate,
Doctor Who, the most masculine man alive. I'm going to play his new advert and he'll tell us more because I don't want anyone at home to think that there's some massive psyop where they're trying to normalize because what they do...
If I was a conspiracy theorist, I would believe that what they do is they have a lie.
like
You can change genders, for example, in Minecraft. And then they will come along and repeat the lie so often and slowly integrate it into society until you become desensitized to it. And you would have seen it so many times that you stop saying it's stupid. And before you know it, four generations down the line, people will actually believe this garbage. This is how they insidiously get you in a generational time path. Good word. Insidious.
and generational so that's why they constantly and endlessly attack you with mainstream culture but i'm glad that doctor who doesn't allow them to do this doctor who is the absolute pinnacle of masculinity and he is your mate so please tell us about the new doctor who trailer your mate tristan tate's mate doctor who the mate of tristan tate one of his best mates who he's friends with all the time tristan's mate doctor who one of tristan's mates i'm about to play the thing now he is your mate
Tristan's mate. Doctor Who.
Trust us, mate.
*laughs*
What is he a black man in a dress? He's your mate, tell me. Let me tell you, you know what? What's up there? I'm gonna say something. You know how people cry racism all the time when things aren't racist? Usually the people who hate me and you. When I say James Bond should be white, they call me racist.
But you know what's actually racist?
making young black men watch older black men in dresses as their heroes on television to emasculate
the black youth of the world that's pretty fucking racist
Why not have strong black heroes and strong black characters? Why do you have to put them in dresses?
That
is actually racist in my opinion but why would the bbc try to brainwash the population in minecraft
My brain is melting. No, it's your mate. I just want to know why your mate, Dr. Who, who is the pinnacle of masculinity, Tristan's mate, Tristan's best mate, who may have been a climate, Tristan's mate, Dr. Who. We just saw the mate of Tristan, Tristan's mate. I want to know why he is dressed the way he's dressed, because we know that he is the pinnacle of masculinity, and the BBC would never be trying to enforce an agenda on the youth of the world today. Can you once again tell us? I'm going to play the trailer one more time, and I want you to narrate it. No, don't play it. And tell us. Please just tell us once again about your mate. Just tell me one more time. All right, I'll narrate. I'll narrate. Freestyle. Narrate your mate. Ready? Ready?
Are you ready to narrate your mate? Ready? Three, two, one. Your mate! In a cosmic future, when the elite want to depopulate the world, along comes a hero. A man who is black, even though he shouldn't be. Who wears a beautiful dress and has nothing to do.
but gay sex. No new humans are created in this dystopian future and we replace them instead with foreign aliens to take over everything. If you're a young black man, we don't want you to have kids. We don't want you to have a family. Be super gay and wear a dress, Doctor Who.
How's that? Freestyle narration!
*laughs*
It's a good thing we put the disclaimer up because our legal team told us to not do emergency meetings, not touch on sensitive subjects, not talk about against the matrix, don't talk about homosexuality. They've told, why do we disobey our lawyers?
In Minecraft. In Minecraft, yeah. So that is actually, I do do the voiceovers for trailers now.
And BBC, if you'd like to hire me, I will do it for free.
in a world
where everyone listens to Andrew Tate.
God-fearing young men,
who are going to create the next generation
of humans.
need to be stopped.
So along comes Gay Black Doctor Who to change the narrative and make sure humanity has no real future.
Would you argue that the seat of power
for the entire world is probably the US Senate. Don't do it. Don't do it. I don't want to hear about it. I don't want to see it. Don't.
Do it. I mean it and you know what I mean because I know where you're going. I told you this is not going to be on an emergency meeting. Either you do this or I'm not on it.
Do not do it.
Change subject.
I promise I won't do it. You promise you won't do it? Okay, good. I promise. Okay. Do you argue or would you agree with the pretty simple statement that as the seat of power for the most powerful nation on the planet with the biggest military might, the most military bases, that the U.S. It shapes the global culture. It shapes the global culture that the U.S. Senate is perhaps the seat of power to the world. Yes, I agree.
So do you think that doing something haram within this place? Let's imagine, I don't know, someone had gay sex within the center. Why are you doing it?
Wouldn't that be a statement trying to show the people at home that you are controlled by demons?
And they do this to karmically punish you because the seat of power that decides where people live and die. Please understand the conversations that take place in the Senate literally decide who gets bombed, who gets blown to pieces, and who gets to survive another day. The fact that gay sex is happening within this very room would be a deliberate attack on your consciousness and your moral fiber. And it's being done consciously by Satanists. Why are there police at my house?
Thank you.
Thank you.
*thud*
Why are you at police here?
- You're not.
Yeah, we're going to come with you.
as well.
Thank you.
you're not going to cover it.
What?
No, it was just that.
Thank you.
The police are here, the police are here, please show the police with the mobile camera. The police are here, the police are here, nobody knows why I'm going to jail.
I'm going to jail, dashing through the snow. They put me back into jail. I've done nothing wrong. Besides tell the truth. I'll sit with Tristan staring at the wall. I don't know why the police are here, but we'll find out after all. Hey, leave me alone. Leave me alone.
It is Christmas Eve. I haven't done anything wrong.
something something Steve
- Yes. - Thanks.
Tristan, why the police? Are we going to jail? Should I pack my jail bag? No, no jail bag. I'll go to jail. Take me to jail.
The losers who are doing this to us, and you know who they are, the losers who are doing this to us, have heard a rumor that I fled the country. You know what? I think they don't let us go, even in the most...
crucial of family moments because they want us to run away from the country and go see our potentially dying mother so they can put us in jail what a cruel fucking trick so now there's a policeman here who's a good guy by the way he's saying yeah i could see you're here saying oh we need to check if you've run away it's a setup it's a clear fucking setup sorry i know i'm not supposed to talk about the case i'm not supposed to talk about this you reject my request to see my mother who's potentially on her deathbed having life saving surgery after a fucking heart attack and the moment you say no to me you send police officers around to my house to
to check if I'm in the fucking house.
You're fucking animals. You know who you are. You are fucking animals.
- Okay.
It's an evil world.
But you know what, Tristan? Perhaps those, the demons who work for the evil, although they think they're doing their deeds and that they're genuinely damaging us and damaging humanity, perhaps they don't understand that God's plan is bigger than them and that God uses the demons themselves to do their deeds.
to hurt his strongest soldiers because it is only through pain that you learn lessons and reach the highest possible levels of consciousness and that is why us as heroes who have already etched our names into eternity before we were alive they will be discussing our father after our passing they'll be discussing the impact we had on the world of the world and the pain we suffer right now in our existence in the life we have to live no matter how much you try and damage our psyche is actually
us even if we must be martyred and perhaps tristan these evil people with their disgusting demonic acts don't realize how much good they're actually going to be doing by making us stronger than ever before and i have a strong feeling
an unfortunate feeling, but a strong one, that there's going to be a repeat of last Christmas, and we're going to end up in a jail cell. And I want everyone at home to know that if they do that to us,
and your interest in Tate, do not break. We do not fold. We've done nothing wrong. And we'll go to fucking jail.
*Sigh*