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Is anyone else bored?
You know, I woke up this morning and I thought, what's fun?
Is it me?
Or has the world just become incredibly boring?
Politics was fun in 2016.
Lock her up, blah, blah.
Thank you.
Who cares?
We all want Trump to win.
America doesn't even deserve this man. They just tried to kill him again. Most of these people don't deserve him as a president.
That's how good he is.
And then you scroll up and down Twitter and there's just some
Dude.
Some white guy
praying for the decimation of his race.
It's so over for the white people. I feel bad for white people. I see the odd hero trying to stand up for their race.
And then they have all the Karens behind them saying, you're a racist.
So, bro, who are you fighting for?
Your own people hate you.
Talk about a race ready to be exterminated.
Your own women have just betrayed you completely. You're the last 300 Spartans at Thermopylae.
and you're facing the oncoming horde.
But they're not the ones who are going to kill you. Some Karen's going to stab you in the back.
And be proud that your life got ruined for telling the truth.
No wonder you're getting wrecked.
And then you say this and then...
The white people get mad and call you a nigger.
You're like, well, duh.
Okay, I'm a nigger now, fine.
Okay.
Then the Muslims get mad because you don't want all the white people dead and conquered. I say,
I don't think it's anti-Islamic for white people to have a Christian country. I don't think that's anti-Islamic. No, supposedly I should want
them all replaced and dead. I should want them to die. Why? I like white people.
I like black people. I like all people.
Because racism is the only thing we have left that's even mildly entertaining nowadays. Everything is fucking boring.
You have to just come on and say racist things so everyone has a mental breakdown. Because otherwise, what's there to do?
Politics sucks, clubs suck.
Girls are bullshit.
I'm not blackpilled.
At all. I'm happy. I'm just pointing out that since COVID and XYZ, everything's just become super gay.
and super boring.
So what I'm gonna do in this emergency meeting is we're gonna scroll up and down the Twitter page.
And I'm going to tell you why basically everyone you see is a retard.
Because they are. So we're going to go through and highlight how stupid everyone is besides me.
It's going to be a great show.
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- It's actually getting kind of scary out there, guys, because most people are so stupid
I know everyone's been saying for a long time people are dumb. But genuinely, actually...
It's incredible.
that the world functions at all.
You can say anything which is objectively true, everyone has a mental breakdown and...
Nobody can see two points removed from their stupid comments or their worldview.
Everybody's just clout chasing, talking shit, anything it takes to get a few views, whether they're right or wrong. People have been aligned to these ideologies which are being pushed by the MSM to self-destruct.
They've been convinced to kill themselves.
and their genetic bloodline.
And they think it's a good idea.
They put on a t-shirt.
Dudes for dildos!
It's really amazing how everyone is an idiot. If you work a normal job, I would like you to go and buy a five-year-old's toy, a puzzle game for a five or six-year-old.
and go up to random people you work with and say, hey, can you solve this quick?
Just do it quickly. Take them by surprise and go, hey, bro, can you solve this quick?
and watch him go,
Well, what is it? I'll just solve it.
I think.
Thank you.
That's your boss. That's your fucking boss.
That's the guy who's in charge of you.
Like, where did we get to this level of just gross incompetence?
EVERYWHERE!
I go to court, papers are missing. This is the highest, most famous court case in Romanian history. There's no papers.
is going on.
Don't you ever just notice the gross incompetence around you and how stupid people are?
Quick Matrix attack. I think we're back now.
And then...
You highlight some basic observations using pattern recognition. Someone's going to get upset and have a mental breakdown.
Nobody can objectively just look at anything and go, yeah, that makes sense.
Their ideology rules them.
And everything you say, someone's going to get upset about. We now live in a world where no matter what you say, there's an opposing tribe who want you dead.
You like white people?
Certain people want you dead. You hate black, you hate white people. Certain people want you dead. You hate black people. Certain people want you dead. No matter what you say, Republican, conservative, abortion, not certain amount of people just want you dead.
The only way to get through life now is to sell your soul. Become an actor or an actress.
tell a whole bunch, get a whole bunch of money,
and have basically no opinions on anything and just appear in movies. I can't remember the last time a really famous actor or actress outside of, you know, there's a few George Clooney, blah, blah, blah. But
A lot of them just take the money and shut up.
Because anything they say is wrong. The sky is blue. Wrong.
You can't even talk anymore.
And you can't have any fun. Guys, you can't have... Don't you understand that all the fun is gone from the world?
Thank you.
I wake up in the most racist household ever and then I have to turn it off before an emergency meeting or everyone has a breakdown. It's boring.
I like the white Christian guy I work with saying, hey, nigger.
Stole anything yet?
It's 9 a.m.
It's funny.
Makes me laugh.
Makes me happy.
Yes.
Matter of fact, I have.
Thank you.
So we're going to scroll through Twitter.
But race seems to be
The topic of the moment. Everyone's talking about race right now.
And everyone's going on and on about it. And I just did a stream on it. So I don't want to do another stream on it. But
It's a pointless conversation anyway, because...
For white people especially, it's over. It's so over.
I might do a tape speech on it and bury the white people.
Because you have a few people telling the truth and sticking up for you, but the majority of you have just betrayed your own kind and you're going to stab them in the back. It's ridiculous.
especially the women, the women are the number one Karens. White women are just going to ensure the white race dies. They won't have white babies. They refuse. And they hate anyone who points out anything true. And they're just going to try and make you lose your job at a HR department. White people lost control of their women long ago.
and your women have betrayed you.
That's what's happened.
Other races got their women in check, but white people have lost control of their females. Females now run it. It's a matriarchy and females are desperate. Let me tell you something that's going to really upset you if you're a white nationalist or a white person. Let me tell you something.
I swear to God, this is true.
It's going to be a lot of trouble, but it's true.
When white women sleep,
with black men.
They talk about how they like nigger dick. They do.
They say it.
I've been there.
your kind, your people, the ones you need to populate,
The white.
Ethnicity. Nah. As soon as they get with a real nigger,
They change.
You've lost them, bro. It's over.
Done.
Even they want to change teams. It's over for the white people.
It doesn't mean I don't understand them. It doesn't mean I don't believe they should have a country. I get it. I get their point of view. That's why I said, look, guys, I get it. And because I get it, people are like, you're a white supremacist. Yeah, I'm a brown white supremacist. Are you fucking dumb?
Everyone's so gay. There's always going to be some idiot trying to get views on his stream, talking more gay shit, just being gay.
You know, I've been around long enough. I should be a litmus test. If there's someone I don't really talk to, I know things you don't know. And I'm not the kind of person to start internet drama. And I'm not really the kind of person to openly say things about people. But I know things you don't know.
So you should just trust Tate.
Trust me, I know exactly what I'm doing. The only person I really called out for being a piece of shit was Logan, two or three years ago. And did I turn out to be right?
Seems he's cleaning up his act now.
Maybe he'll pay everyone back. I don't know. I don't have anything against the guy. I just knew I was right.
So Trujillo is a bitch, still is.
So I've been right about everything. So trust my judgment.
So let's scroll Twitter, friends, because I'm bored. Everyone's boring. Maybe my dopamine receptors are fried after years of professional fighting.
and now this court case and in and out of jail and all this big drama. When life's normal, it's just like, where's the fun? But don't you guys feel the same? Don't you guys feel like nothing matters anymore?
They shot at Trump again. Oh, yeah.
I mean, that should be world global news. This morning in Cologne, Germany, some bombs went off.
Do any of you give a shit?
Not really. We've all just been so desensitized.
And you used to like get rich and go on a boat and party with girls and Lambos. That's boring and gay now.
Hanging around with women is super gay.
Nothing is fun anymore.
What's there to do?
I don't know what to even do anymore.
I just feel like everything's boring besides racism And no one can handle it without having a mental breakdown Because they're gay
Let's scroll Twitter.
We're going to scroll Twitter.
and see what we find.
*whistling*
Thank you.
Matt Walsh crying about weed He's right, weed's gay, there's no need for weed
he's right about it, I guess.
Ah, Hugh Edwards, suspended sentence and no jail.
That's right. The person who called me a human trafficker
on the BBC News, got caught buying pictures of seven-year-old kids.
and didn't go to jail.
But he called me a human trafficker every single day for months, but no jail for him. Also, the BBC barely mention it, but they mention me every single day.
Isn't that incredible? If you're part of the matrix, they will protect you.
The people who insulted me for sex crimes, even though I have no convictions, and tried to slander my name for years...
Had someone who worked for their organization and specifically said my name and called me a human trafficker. Got caught buying pictures of seven-year-old little kids.
He works for the BBC.
went to court, no jail, suspended sentence, meaning he gets to stay home. And as long as he doesn't do it again, he doesn't have to go to jail.
absolute
Insanity. Corruption to the core. You know what's funny? When I started my internet career, do you guys remember me talking about the matrix and saying if you're part of the matrix, I'll protect you? Every single thing they say to you is a lie. The money is not real. They're trying to make you a slave. Do you remember when Mao used to say these things three years ago and it's controversial? And now I say these things and everyone's like, yep.
Do I get any credit?
For like waking up basically all of you. I told you.
I told all of you.
Here we are.
Not surprising
Still disappointing.
Piers is upset because he can't hack phones anymore.
Ah, the Russia-Ukraine war. I have to be careful what I say otherwise I'm going to end up with a FARA violation.
So we'll talk about that a little bit later.
Something about India. I've been to India, by the way.
Do I want to insult Indians?
India actually...
Thank you.
it kind of
Amen.
It disappointed me. Obviously India is India. It's it's it is what it is, you know what it's going to be But I expected it to be a lot more interesting. I
I expected there to be something there, but there's actually nothing there.
There's literally nothing there. You go there and go, "Okay, wow, I'm in India. Let's see India."
And then you go outside and realize there's just street food and stores.
that sell shit.
Cheap.
Tacky crap. There's nothing to see. There's nothing to see in Mumbai. It's just traffic. It's unbelievable. It's the most boring place in the world.
Dunno who this is.
Here we go. Hugh Edwards gets suspended sentence. But if you would have talked about the fact that they stabbed little three little girls to death on Facebook.
You go to jail.
That's the UK.
That's how it works.
Thank you.
So this dipshit
who tried to kill Trump, has been radicalized.
Because he believes Ukraine...
You know what? There's a guy. You know because I'm never wrong about anything.
Because I've been around. There's a guy on Twitter. I can't remember his name. Jay something. Kiev something. Yeah.
And
He's so obsessed with Ukraine. He's a Western guy. He's like Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine. He doesn't understand that it's the most corrupt place ever. And they're just funneling money through it. And they're sending Ukrainians to die.
And it's all big globalist bullshit. No, he believes that it's a good versus evil battle because he's a dumbass.
And it amazes me that a dude like him, because I know his story. I don't know this person at all. I just know his story because I've been around. He went to Ukraine. He met a six. The first six in his life who ever sucked him off. So he had a mental breakdown and became Mr. Ukraine. That's all that happened.
If you ask him to go, that's not what happened. I have a Ukrainian wife. So that's what happened.
And this dickhead probably went to Ukraine, went to a hooker bar, got a hand job.
Because he got hand job. He's like, yeah, we need, I need more hand jobs. Don't kill the hand jobbers.
Ukraine!
Trump says, let's end the war.
As if he's not fucking, how is he in a video for Azov in a BlackRock video? The last guy was in a BlackRock video. Everyone who tries to kill Trump's in a BlackRock video. But you're a conspiracy theorist if you say the establishment's trying to get rid of him.
And this is what I mean. We're at this point now where it's just like, duh. Imagine 10 years ago, if you found out BlackRock were trying to assassinate the...
Lead contender for president.
Imagine.
Oh my God. Now it's just like, yeah, probably.
Yeah, globalists.
We're all just bored.
We're like, yeah, they probably did it.
Yeah, of course they are. That's what BlackRock do. Whatever.
Next.
Yeah, the Matrix exists. Yeah, they lied to us about everything. Yeah, Hugh Edwards. Yeah, he's a pervert.
looks at little seven-year-old girls naked,
And he calls Andrew Tate human trafficker. Yeah, it doesn't even go to jail. Yeah.
Next.
I was like, bro, what's going to have to happen? Aliens could come down.
And everyone would be like, pshh.
Faggot in the sky, faggot in the sky
Nobody would even care.
Nobody cares about anything anymore.
Is it just me? I'm like, put one in the chat. If you feel the same as me, that nothing even matters anymore.
Maybe if it's just me and my dopamine receptors are fried, or do you guys agree with me? Put one in the chat. If everything's become boring, nothing matters. Nothing's fun. Everything's gay. Politics doesn't matter. They're trying to enslave us all. Nobody gives a fuck. They've managed to just.
I wouldn't say I'm blackpilled, I'm not demoralized. I'm just like, I'm looking at the game and it's like, I've played this game before.
So many times I've played this game,
Even being a conspiracy theorist isn't fun because you're right every fucking time.
Every single time you're right.
Oh my god, Serena Williams side-eyeing Rihanna while Drake performs is peak music. Fuck. Whoa. WHOA!
That matters. Shit. I take it all back.
When was this video? Someone find out when this video happened. I need a time, a date, a location.
A background story. Fuck.
Unbelievable.
Everything I said is no longer true. Shit. Serena Williams side-eyed Rihanna while Drake was performing. Fuck.
Fuck!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Who fucking cares? The thing is, there's people who care. 826 retweets.
There are people who care about this.
Like, oh my God.
These are the same people like, Trump's a racist.
It's like just fucking...
America just, you just deserve to lose at this point.
So gay.
Who fucking gives a solitary fuck? Do you have any idea how much... I'm not hating on Rihanna or Serena Williams or Drake. I don't know them.
I just don't care.
Do you understand? It doesn't matter.
I'm trying to think in what scenario you could make me give a fuck about this video.
Perhaps if I was kidnapped.
And obviously I'm basically impossible to kill because I'm top G. But let's imagine that the aliens who came down
To Earth.
Right?
managed to get me in intergalactic chains.
made of
Strong ions from planet...
fucking
Strong.
And I'm trapped like this.
I'm trying to use all my masterful Aikido power, but I can't break out of these space chains.
And the aliens say to me,
memorize
every face you see in this video, or we'll shoot you in the head with a laser blaster.
Maybe then I'd care about this video Maybe then I'd watch this video and be like
Okay.
Now I care.
Thank you.
But otherwise, I can't see any reason why.
As a functioning adult, I should give a solitary fuck.
about this video. I don't understand. And I don't understand all the people who have retweeted it either.
Why?
Maybe space aliens have kidnapped all of them.
Maybe that's what's happening. I'm not sure.
Unbelievable.
I do not support a war with Iran for Israel. Yeah, they're desperate to get us into a war with Iran. You know what, guys?
That will fix your life.
Thank you.
If you're at home in America right now and you feel like your country's fucked and you're being replaced,
and the border's wide open, inflation's out of control, drugs are out of control, crime's out of control.
The moral degeneracy is out of control. They're trying to fuck your kids. If you tell the truth about trying to save your race or your genetics or your culture in any way, they blacklist you, make you a bad person.
Everyone attacks you.
Most people around you are traitors and they attack you for telling the truth. If we go to war with Iran,
Maybe that will fix our problems.
Because going to war with Iraq and Afghanistan and Syria and Libya, that fixed loads.
Why would going to war with Iran benefit anybody in America at all? Give me one possible reason.
I'm gonna defend our allies. I'm gonna defend our allies.
Sound like a fucking faggot. Shut up.
Dumb.
Lavrov, not even George Orwell could imagine the totalitarian rules-based world order we see today. That's right.
The Matrix.
The Russians call it out. It's all the Matrix's bullshit.
Belarus still has hot eats.
They don't have any immigrant problems. I've been to Minsk.
Taxes or theft? Yep.
This stuff used to be controversial.
Now it's just whatever.
Here we go. U.S. Senator Marco Rubio admitting that the government has
Alien technology.
15 retweets.
15. 1-5. We have alien technology. Aliens have come. 1-5. Serena Williams side-eyeing Rihanna.
835 retweets. It's so over. Guys, it's over. It's fucking over. Why am I even talking online anymore? Why am I bothering getting major detectives? It's so over for humanity.
And if you were to get those 835 people who retweeted that Rihanna thing and say, guys.
Aliens have come. Look, this is a U.S. Senate. We're talking about aliens. Don't you care more about aliens?
you
Fucking gay.
Someone, I don't know if he's on my side or not.
I don't know what he's talking about. I'll read that later.
Something about rap.
October 7th. Oh, he's supporting Gaza. That's good.
I just don't like musical artists. I just don't like looking at it.
Thank you.
Mr. Kill Trump.
Trying to provide soldiers for the war effort.
Dipshit.
I don't understand barstool sports. Why?
It's...
Find out who are they?
What do they do?
Were they a website that just put sports results up? Is that it? What do they do then?
Bar, stools, sports. I don't understand. It's a blog website. It's just a movie.
Yeah, digital media doesn't mean anything. Say something that makes sense. Blog. Blog what? Who blogs what? About what?
pop culture related.
So it's just a news site for sports.
Yeah, but he's a faggot. And since when do news sites make money? How does he make money advertising?
Or was this like 10 years ago when it mattered?
It's been around for a while, right?
So Barstool Sports was like a...
a content website, like, like a news website and you'd get sports and pop content.
And this faggot ran it.
2003, okay, that was a long time ago. And he sold it for a lot of money. How much did he sell it for? $1,000.
Did he sell it?
Hi.
Okay.
There was a...
Fucking Bucharest wide power cut. Remember when I was talking about incompetence? Some Romanian man. Probably the same guy who forgot to send the papers to court.
I think I will just press this button.
Great.
I have a generator, but the generator had to kick in.
We had to restart everything.
Thank you.
So what was I saying? Everyone's a faggot? Something like that.
Fucking...
Booker Rasmussen.
Okay.
Oh, we were scrolling Twitter, weren't we?
We're scrolling Twitter.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Talking about the side eye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And then that drama's so lame.
Internet drama is so lame.
Who cares?
Thank you.
Put my laptop on charge.
I feel happy when it's at 100%, guys. Maybe life's not all bad. You know, 100% charge.
millions of dollars in the bank.
Everything's fine.
Right. So we're gonna get back to scrolling Twitter. Sort the Twitter out.
In the meantime, in the meantime, it's extremely important I mention 7075 Coffee to you because they're the only brand. Guys, let me tell you about 7075 Coffee.
Every single brand in the world
is gay.
and they're all like andrew we'll sponsor you if you don't say anything racist you don't
And that's 1775 coffee, which proves they're not faggots. So you should buy 1775 coffee today. Buy some because it's the only brand that do not complain that I'm going to sit here and say whatever the fuck I want. Every other brand is like, okay, we'll sponsor you and we love your stuff and we think you're funny, but on this one show, can you not talk about homos and niggers?
No, I'm sorry.
I can't.
This homie don't play that.
My soul is not for sale.
I'll say whatever the fuck I want.
70-75 coffee for the real G's.
Let's get Twitter back up. Don't you know, pump it up. You've got to pump it up. You know what we need? We need a speaker. Why don't we not got a speaker? We need music in here.
Maybe that's why life's so shit. They've tried to demoralize me and they haven't.
They haven't demoralized me. I'm not blackpilled. I've just realized everything's gay and fake and stupid and retarded.
Thank you.
Right, here we go.
Ah, Hugh Edwards.
We are back with our friend Hugh. Hello Hugh, my old friend.
Andrew Tate and his brother have been arrested on suspicion of human trafficking in Romania.
Find that clip so I can play it.
Oh, the remaining authorities. Before my case, when did anyone give a fuck what the remaining authorities said about anything?
All these people like, well, the Romanian police said, oh, the Romanian, you, you, you've spent your life believing in and trusting the Romanian police. Have you?
Before my case, if they said the Romanian police said something, you'd be like, well, then it must be true. Or would you sit and go, yeah, whatever.
We are the BBC and the Romanian police have said that I am a praetophile.
Fucking gay. Everything's so stupid.
Thank you.
Thank you.
so fucking retarded
Find that clip. I'm going to play it.
Right. Yeah. Let's put it up there.
Who's this bitch? Some bitch. I have to scroll past bitches instantly because now AI is coming.
Put the clip up. Now put it in the...
ammo
Now the AI is coming soon that you're not gonna be able to tell the difference between AI and real.
And they're just going to have
Endless...
Thank you.
God-tier beauty women everywhere. And if you're going to be the kind of person to look at them, you're going to be permanently distracted.
That's what they're gonna do to you. Do you understand? Right now, angels do exist, but they're few and far between, but they're gonna be able to AI replicate angels.
And the angels will be everywhere. And you'll be sitting there and there's angels everywhere. And you'll be like, ah, my brain's under attack.
So now I'm in the habit of instantly scrolling past any girl. Nope. Nope. Instantly not interested. Next.
I do not live in sin or lust.
Scroll straight past these bitches.
Because if you sit there and start looking at them, trust me,
When the AI machine comes and they flood your algo with exact, exact stuff, you're going to be perma-distracted. You're not going to get anything done. All you're going to do is sit around touching your little wee-wee.
And it'll stay poor.
I'll know which ones aren't AI because the real ones end up begging for me anyway. The real ones end up sending me love letters and shit. So I just wait for them to come to me. It's fine by me. I'm Top G.
All the women in the world are begging for me. There's not a female alive who ain't begging for me.
So I don't need to look at their profiles. I just wait for them to send me a love letter.
Then I'll reply.
I'm the prize. I just wait.
Ah, our friend Hugh.
Okay.
Thank you.
have raided more properties as part of their investigation into the social media personality Andrew Tate and his alleged links to organised crime. Meanwhile, schools around the UK are reporting what they say is an alarming tendency, especially among teenage boys,
to express admiration for Andrew Tate,
whose online videos express contempt for women and even advocate violence.
and some schools are devoting entire lessons
to discussing his views while offering guidance on how to deal. Shut up, pedo. Here it is. Even your fucking MSM mate peers had to sell you out.
The Hugh Edwards mugshot released today. What an astonishing fall from grace.
From the BBC's top anchorman to convicted sex offender who paid a pedophile for illegal images of underage boys.
People are very concerned about the effect Andrew has on young men.
You're the one who's fucking them!
What about your effect on young men?
Dickhead. Say in my effect, convincing young men to go to the gym, get rich, get smart, resist the indoctrination you're trying to inflict upon them.
I'm the bad guy. You're fucking them.
What about your effect on young men?
Fucking pedo. Pedophile. BBC are full of pedophiles.
There was another BBC guy who just got caught fucking a bunch of dogs and alligators and weird shit. Some zoologist guy.
I work with animals, fucks 'em. What?
What is wrong with these people?
I don't think you get a job for the BBC unless you're a fucking pedo. And then they keep begging me for an interview. They begged me again last week.
I was like, only if you send Lucy.
No, we're going to send someone else this time. Oh, because Lucy got wrecked.
Did lucy get wrecked is lucy crying her eyes out lucy won't come back because she lost
I wanted to talk to Lucy again.
Send that fucking miserable fucking...
female here i'll talk to her now you're gonna send someone else we won't send hugh will you
Can't send Hugh. He's got a suspended sentence. He's a fucking pedo.
Fucking what planet are we on?
Everything's inversed. The good guys are the bad guys. The bad guys are the good guys.
Everything's bullshit. Straight past that bitch. Fuck you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Soul bra. Is that the fucking retard who's constantly talking about going out in the sun and he's just weak and killable?
So gay. The worst version of masculinity ever is don't take sunscreen. Go in the sun. You're a fucking faggot. You're literally a faggot. It's the reason white people are getting erased because of people like you, because you think you're a man because you talk about not going like, bro, you're not a man. You're a bitch.
If you were half a man, your entire race wouldn't be getting decimated. You're a fucking nobody.
Absolutely a loser's.
What's Bill Margot say?
Oh, of course. Yeah, I think Kamala. I think Kamala.
Fucking dildos. Dildos. Dildos, Bill Maher. Dildos. We can see it on your face.
Ooh, a chess puzzle.
It's one of my best created puzzles. White Tomato 2.
It's got to be a check.
If it's not a check,
You should get wrecked.
So we want the queen to react. So is it queen takes f8?
His queen takes back, which unpins the rook on e3.
allowing for Rook
g3 mate.
Is that the puzzle?
No, it's D4.
So why was I wrong here?
I said, "Queen takes..."
Check.
His only move is to take back with the Queen.
Ah, check. Queen block, check. It's mate in three. That doesn't work.
It doesn't work because that makes it mate in three.
Queen d4.
works because if he takes here, unpins the rook.
for the mate. If he takes with the queen, you mate here. If he takes with the rook,
Ah, still unpinned. So d4 is the right answer. I found the mate in 3. I forgot the queen can move up after the queen is sacked.
This guy's great at counting. He has really good chess puzzles. You should follow him.
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He don't want to pay my groceries. Thank you. Two and $300 worth of shoes and don't even want to pay for the stuff I had to pay for. Yeah. I've been dating this guy.
for about maybe two to three days. Oh my gosh.
Shut up.
Shut up!
Who cares?
Isn't this the dickhead who was in Star Wars? Remember when I said I'm always right about everything? Remember when I said Star Wars was for faggots? And at the time, it sent the world nuts?
And they're like, "No way, he insults Star Wars!" And then look at the lead actor from Star Wars.
Dudes for Kamala! Why does this R keep coming on my fucking page?
Look, look, I told you Star Wars was gay. I'm always ahead of the curve. This is why when I say if I don't talk to someone, I know things you don't know. And I'm not going to air people's laundry, but just there's a reason. Okay, trust me. If you knew what I knew, you'd be on my trust me.
Okay.
I told you Star Wars was fucking gay. I told you.
Everyone should apologize to me.
I was the first person to call Star Wars what it was. I, as an individual, have done more damage to the galactic fucking homo federation of Star Wars than Darth Vader himself. I, me, have done more damage to the Star Wars franchise than any individual person on the planet. When the new Star Wars video comes out,
Everyone's gonna talk about how it's gay because of me. I did it me. I beat them me just me by myself. I
And Mark has confirmed I was right.
Kamala!
President Kamala!
Fucking so fucking
- -
Thank you.
this Polish guy is a white supremacist
Oh, no. What are you going to do?
You're gonna go to Poland and tell him. Get the fuck kicked out, yeah? Off you go.
What's this? Why? Because I have a Gmail and it's not compatible. I can only send Gmail. That's fake and it's not funny and it's obviously fake and it's not funny.
It's not funny and it's fake.
Who retweeted that 47 times? LOL. She says she can only send gmails because she has a gmail.
Who laughed?
Who laughed? Who watched it?
Retweet!
Hey guys, have you seen this video?
Our borders wide open. They're gonna kill us all we should be having kids, but we're not because we don't want to recreate more white people So instead we're gonna try and get famous on tick-tock with this really funny comedy skit. So here's the idea He's gonna say he's gonna send me an email and I'm gonna say cuz I have a gmail account except gmails I only have gmails
And then someone watched it. Oh, look, it just got retweeted again. It's going up.
People are retweeting it. That's hilarious.
Kamala voters right there. Fucking retard. Retard.
Next.
Ah, African immigrant armed with a large knife attacks Irish boys.
Can't say anything about that, you go to jail. You say anything about that, you go to jail.
This is fine. Race isn't real.
Otherwise, you're not a real Christian.
says the Jew.
Some other bitch. Straight past her. No. No women. You're not going to psy-opt me. I will not be psy-opt by these females. Nope.
You're all trying to get in my mind and get in my wallet.
You're all out.
Thank you.
Women can smell war is coming, and they want a warlord to protect them. Which means they want me, because all you guys are bitches. So they're literally like, I'll join your harem, please just save me when the bombs drop.
I get that message about 15 times a day.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh, who the fuck is this guy?
I don't even know who he is. He's a Christian.
He's doing the right thing.
Cooper. He's an Eagle Scout.
He's okay.
That's fine.
Thank you.
Buy some new shoes, my G, and you'll be good.
Thank you.
Fed to cut rates by 0.5%. Well, what does that mean?
What does our interest rates cut even mean to you people at home?
we should probably do an entire emergency meeting on interest rates, but none of you would turn up. If I were to say, we're going to do an emergency meeting on interest rates and how it affects you, you'd all be like, boring.
Due to the U.S., the world can't make Israel stop murdering, meaning that the U.S. is murdering everyone while walking around talking about democracy. Democracy, democracy, murder everyone in Gaza.
Fucking clown show.
This is all a clown show.
Some dude's getting his ass whooped.
Thank you.
Looks like France.
White supremacy, white supremacy, someone call Sneeko.
Fucking homo.
He's free.
Thank you.
and of what the true yeah with the growth of ai the capacity to government will control us will be complete well duh
Of course, I've told you all.
The matrix is going to complete with AI. We're all going to have QR codes on our forehead and it's over for everybody. You're living in your 15 minute city unless you're rich enough to break the rules. I said all this on emergency meetings two years ago.
I warned all of you two years ago this was coming.
Now Robert Kennedy's warning you. Hello? You gonna do anything about it?
No, let me go back to jerking off.
Thank you.
Our mate Hugh.
Oh my gosh.
What are they so happy about?
A ball?
A ball went somewhere? Is that what you're happy about?
Okay, fucking life.
Thank you.
I like this Ian Carroll guy. He's really good.
I don't know what this is. I'm not sure how much longer I can scroll. This is what I mean. I just said it. I'm not sure how much longer I can scroll.
Please go off, kings.
but like.
I'm not doing...
damage to masculinity i think y'all are when you serve me when you call me a man right like i'm not a man don't consider me for the pool of men and maybe the people who are like
Yeah.
You know, the white supremacists, please defend this.
You white supremacists who are complaining about your country being conquered. And I'm sitting here saying, I agree with you. Your country is being conquered and it is over for you. And you're sitting there saying, we have to fight back.
And I say, you've been betrayed by your own kind. Your problem are not the outside enemy. Your problem are traitors amongst you.
your women,
beg for nigger cock in bed.
And...
The other men call you racist for trying to stick up for your civilization.
So those are the people you should be mad at. And then I see this video. It's like, bro, thank God I'm all white.
This must be so infuriating as a white man saying, we need a border. And then you see this shit. And they're like, you're a racist. And they're voting to open the border.
These are your kin.
Bro, joke ting.
Joke ting.
Some nice racist videos here. It's nice to watch. Nothing about racism.
Like that's weird.
I guarantee no black man is doing that.
Black people do not go in the ocean,
We do not skydive.
We do not go caving. All this is white people shit.
You people are weird.
Save your civilization and stop jumping in the fucking snow.
Build a border.
Fucking oddballs.
Bye.
Wow, that a bush with a brutal fact check of J.D. Vance. Wow.
We need Kamala. Who's this dickhead?
This is what I mean. You see?
You see?
Dana with a brutal fact check, bro. Brutal.
Kamala's gonna open the border even more. Yeah. Look at his face.
Bro, you white people...
You're so desperate to be exterminated. They've managed to psyop you so badly. You're begging for it. This guy is begging for it. He's begging to just bend over and take it. You can't be a faggot.
and believe in sticking up for anything.
Because faggots like being bent over. So look at him. So he's just literally like, please, government, bend me over. Please ruin my life. They don't believe their policies will improve anything.
They're not saying we need liberalism because it's better. They're saying we need liberalism because it's worse.
And I want to be fucked in the ass. So please, government, ruin my life. Give it to me, please.
That's this guy right here.
Brutal fact check, bro. Oh my god. That was brutal. I'm a journalist.
You're a dipshit.
I don't even know who the fuck you are.
The enemies of Islam have always tried to make us indifferent with regards to our shared identity as an Islamic Ummah.
We cannot consider ourselves to be Muslims if we are oblivious to the suffering that Muslims are enduring in Myanmar, Gaza, India, or any other place. Absolutely true.
Absolutely true.
Thank you.
Yeah, this is an internal setup. We all know it's a setup, but...
What can you do?
Hmm, space companies.
Turkish Space Agency. We got kebabs in space yet?
Spaceman playing the ice cream game, you know, like trying to take the ice cream from you.
I'll shoot you straight in the head with my laser blaster. Give me my motherfucking space ice cream.
Nigger.
Fuck with me in space.
Who's going to arrest me? The space police?
Why'd you shoot that Turkish space ice cream merchant? Because he was fucking around with my space ice cream. So I shot him with my space blaster.
Why'd you do that? Do something. Call the space police.
I'm gonna do shit.
disgraceful scenes totally unacceptable. What is
A goal? I don't get it.
What's happening here?
All right.
What's happened? I don't get it. Nothing's happened. Boring. Nothing happened. Boring. They lied to me. They click baited me.
They click baited me.
Man, Alex Jones has always been the fucking man.
He's always been the man. He's always been ahead of the curve, unafraid to say it.
Alex Jones is a real fucking American.
Like, I'm half American, right?
But I consider myself more European. Truthfully, I consider myself more British than American. Like if I think of my childhood, I left America when I was like seven.
So my childhood, my teenage years, I grew up in England.
I have an English sense of humor.
I feel at home in England. I don't really feel American.
But when I think of the archetype of the ultimate American, it's Alex Jones.
He is an American. Do you have any idea how amazing America would be as a country if everybody was Alex Jones?
If all Americans thought like Alex Jones, do you have any idea how amazing a country would be?
Fuck you, globalists! Nothing's gonna stop me! I don't care if they have to kill me or demons!
Thank you.
Alex Jones is a legend.
We need more.
Alex Joneses.
100%.
White people then, white people now. Change mayonnaise is spicy to...
open my borders.
Thank you.
Fucking homos.
Thank you.
You know,
Thank you.
This is degenerate. I get it.
but it's kind of like one of the only true measures of success as a man is how many children you fostered. Everything else is bullshit.
I'm rich, so who isn't?
Some losers are rich, rappers are rich, idiots are rich, entertainers are rich, dummies are rich, people who sold their soul are rich. It doesn't matter.
How many kids do you have? One. One. You've had, you've lived eight years and had one kid.
How many times have you ejaculated? How many wasted children?
I bet this motherfucker has 11 kids.
I bet he has 11 kids from 6 women.
His genes are sure he's out there. He's done. He can die. He can get shot in a fucking drive-by. He doesn't matter.
He's done his bit. He's recreated.
White people will cope and say, "Doesn't matter if you have kids if you don't raise them." I agree you need to raise your kids.
That's the ultimate, right? Level, my level is to have as many kids as possible with as many women as possible and have enough money and time and private jets to raise them all and see them all all the time.
But the level below that is to have as many kids as possible.
and not raise them. That's better than having one kid you raise and then your genetics just die into the gene pool. Who gives a shit?
Better just spread it out and pray one of them grows up to be a real nigger. Just from the streets. If you have 20 kids, the streets will raise them all and two of them will be cool.
It's the law of averages.
His life's in check. Most of you motherfuckers at home, you ain't...
The real measure of a man is how many kids he has. You wanna see how successful a man is. Don't care about his job.
Look how many followers he has.
Like how much money he has, how many kids do you have?
That's what matters.
And if you can get 10 kids out of one woman, good work. But women are slow. They take nine months to grow a single baby. So usually you need more ovens for the bread.
That's the woman's fault. It's not your fault.
Don't let them...
Sigh op you. Don't cheat on me. Well then hurry the fuck up and grow my baby.
If it didn't take so fucking long, I wouldn't have to.
Ken Day spitting facts as usual.
Oh, there was a shooting at Detroit Lions Eastern Market, Detroit's Eastern Market.
tailgating activities were happening after the Lions game.
who guys
You can't go around. Don't be around people anymore. Everyone's poor. Everyone's desperate. Everyone's just on the verge of murder. There's really no reason to go to a concert, go to a sports game. Why would you go to a football game to see Taylor Swift up there in the corner pretending to be excited over nothing?
Thank you.
Like she's barely.
functioning as an adult. Like I've never seen someone so happy. Like, well, chill out. I could, I could walk into a hundred million dollars and I'll smile like that.
Calm down as a ball.
So you got her being a fucking retard.
And then you've got all these people around you who would kill you at the drop of a dime because they can't pay their rent and their wife won't suck them off. There's really no reason to go to be around public.
Just avoid everyone.
People often ask me, Andrew, when this is over, are you going to stay in Romania?
I'm going to keep my house here because I've done nothing wrong.
And when they let me go, they can't hit me again. So I'm going to stay here. But if I did leave, which I won't, I would just live on a yacht.
And I'd live at sea like a pirate and I'd have an eye patch.
And I do emergency meetings with an eye patch. And me and Tristan will become pirates. And we'll literally live at sea on a super yacht. And I'll never touch land again. So I never have to interact with any of you ever again.
Don't see any people ever.
armed guards on the stern in case you try and come up on dinghies.
Fuck all of you.
The fact anyone was even there is mind-bending to me. Watch the game on TV. Lock your doors.
Dude got fucking blasted. Over what?
Over absolutely fucking nothing.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Unbelievable.
A couple more.
I'm gonna go train.
for the third time today.
boring
Thank you.
boring.
Don't know who these people are.
Big G Trump, what's he saying? Mind, I'm not going to be nice. Is that okay?
Thank you.
Gee, that's why they're trying to kill him.
Thank you.
No, no females. Nice try.
Thank you.
Me realizing I let go of Star Wars. You should have let go of it when I told you. You should never have had it. You should never have been holding on to Star Wars, you fucking losers.
Who?
I can't handle any more of this.
All right, the next video, the next thing I see that upsets me
I'm gonna have to just log off.
Thank you.
So Germany has borders back.
Surprise, surprise.
That's the kind of response you get when you tell a white German woman that immigrants ruin the country.
Hmm.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
♪ I can't see the world ♪
you
you
♪ I want to go ♪
you
Bye.
♪ To me ♪
So let's seriously analyze this for a second.
Count the black people.
because I just see white people cheering. Not only are they enduring this,
Not only are they being forced to suffer this, no, they're happy about this. They're entertained by this. They're like, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do it. Do it.
So over.
Thank you.
Bye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Islam's not ruining your countries. The invaders aren't ruining your countries.
These people are ruining your countries. These people, the traitors, the people who have betrayed you.
This is why your countries are over and they're going to be conquered, because power vacuums must be filled. And we've realized that there's no masculine resistance.
So we're just going to come and take your all your shit. America is a rich country. They must defend it really well. No, nobody defends it. They're too busy drinking.
wine piss from a drag queen.
Cool, let's go take their stuff then.
That's how the world works. It's not even about color.
When the French...
who are white realize that the Germanic tribes who are white
were weak, they crushed them.
When you're weak, you get crushed.
That's what happens.
It's nothing to do with race. You're just fucking a bunch of faggots. So everyone's going to take your shit. America's going to get taken over because you've all become gay.
That's what's going to happen.
It's what they wanted. It's what the globalists wanted. They want to weaken the men. I've been saying in my emergency meetings for a very long time, they want to attack masculinity.
Well, clearly it's fucking worked.
And when people like me stand up and try and stick up for masculinity, a whole bunch of men start going, "You're toxically masculine. You're a misogynist."
Well, fuck off then.
Enjoy your society. I'm on my boat. I'm a pirate now. I'm very rich. I'll be on a $25 million super yacht, spending a million dollars a week on fuel, avoiding all of you. Fine.
I've made it.
I've escaped the matrix. You're not rich. You have to live with this shit and it's your fault.
Thank you.
Oh fucking this guy. Brain dead. You can see on his face he's brain dead. I believe you can look at people and tell if they're stupid.
I believe it. I believe you could look at people that you could just look and go, he's smart, retard, smart, retard, retard. This guy is a retard. I can see. I haven't even heard what he said.
I can just look at him and go, dumb.
No girls.
Even fake ones.
Thank you.
I don't understand what this is. Boring.
Thank you.
Boring. Scott Ritter's a G.
You should look at his stuff. I have to be careful what I say, because...
I'm on the border of Ukraine and they want to kill me.
The number of full-time real estate agents and brokers in the U.S. dropped.
The real estate agents count fell 14%. The number of members of the National Association minused it in July. Home sales plummeted to their lowest level on record.
The housing market is stalling. Agents are dropping quickly.
Wow.
We have Bitcoin now. Why would you buy a house when you can buy Bitcoin instead?
You buy a house.
You have to pay property tax. You buy a Bitcoin.
Done.
Once you sell it.
You haven't got to pay property taxes every month. The government can't take it from you because you lost it in a boating accident.
Plus you get a higher rate of return. Plus you're geographically free. Plus you can liquidate it instantly without waiting years to sell it on the market. I'll just sell my house so in 2029 I have money.
Okay.
There's only point in buying a house now is if you're like me and you have hundreds of millions of dollars of spare money sitting around. And you have so much crypto that it doesn't matter if you buy more because if crypto goes up you've made it. So you just buy real estate because you just have to diversify. If you have like 200 million in the bank and you blow 75 million on real estate around the world just to hold, fine. But if you're saving up.
getting an ugly wife and saving up to get a mortgage to get our first home get on the ladder
Get an AIDS test.
Because you're a faggot.
Get AIDS test. You're a faggot.
*outro music*
Thank you.
Thank you.
Protect yourself at all times, my G.
The OG.
after Biden authorized NATO to start using U.S.-made heavy missiles to start bombing Russia next week.
No, they just tried to kill Trump again. They had their cover story that it was gang crossfire, but Trump wasn't killed. But the media all put it out the second the news broke. Even the Secret Service and others were saying, no, the guy was shooting at Trump.
And they had to tackle him and return fire. Thank God he didn't kill him. That's twice this has happened. God's hand is on President Trump.
Top Democrats have said they're not going to accept a Trump win. They're going to have Civil War conditions.
We are at war with the deep state. They're at war with us. They've dissolved our borders.
They're destroying our dollar. We're under globalist attack. They're allied with the Communist Chinese and others.
And Trump has to take this very seriously. I told him they'll try to kill him on his golf course.
or blow up his plane.
Trump has to address America and has to understand that if he doesn't come out and point out the deep states behind this, clearly in Butler and now, it's overwhelmingly clear.
just from the media having their prescripted
information both times in Pennsylvania and now in Florida. That's the tell right there.
They're going to keep trying over and over again until they succeed.
We've got to get even more hardcore and admit where we are. All right, CNN, others have now confirmed what the Secret Service said. The guy tried to kill Trump. He ran. He's in custody. They returned fire. I'm going to break it all down now.
at Real Alex Jones. I mean, we're uploading this right now. I'm going live right now. Real Alex Jones.
On X.
We had 30 million viewers to Friday's show. We need 100 million now.
The deep state's in trouble. The global awakening's here. God bless, and I'll see you at real auctions on X right now. Share the link.
Such a fucking legend, man.
Why is there not more Alex Joneses in America, man? He's a legend.
He's a legend. He's right. They instantly had their narrative.
Try to hide the fact they're trying to kill Trump He's fucking right man
Go to get him a retweet, bro. I'm going to text Alex. I'm going to text him right now.
Thank you.
I'm going to text him right now.
Alex.
Jones.
You are a legend, sir.
You're a legend. If you hear this in time, I'm going to call you on my live emergency meeting show. We just saw your video.
CNN now confirms attempted assassination of Trump.
You're a hero. You are the archetype. If more Americans were like you, America would be fixed.
you
Fucking globalists.
Destroying our dollar.
What's this white supremacist doing?
I don't know, some white supremacy.
Boring, boring. Ooh, not bad left hook. Follow it up with the right cross, young man.
All right, he's Southpaw.
Shoot.
Double leg?
Okay, what comes next?
Pass guard.
Elbows, elbows, elbows.
Not the fist, elbow.
That's it. There you go. Mount. He's got mount.
BUST HIM UP!
Finish him off!
His arms are stuck out, so it looks like he was going to go for an armbar, but there's no point in armbarring on the street. Jiu-jitsu on the street is a waste of time.
How'd you lose full mount, you idiot? Rear naked choke!
Now we're talking. Told you.
Finish him off! Finish him off! He's out!
Been there, done that.
These drone videos are scary as a motherfucker, man.
Fuck that.
What's this?
Who's this?
Who is he?
Find out who he is.
You know, it's funny. Nobody knows who the actors and famous people are anymore. You remember my tape speech about that? Let's load up that tape speech as well on a play on this emergency meeting. I don't know who any actors are anymore.
I don't know who actors are anymore because there's so many in Netflix and they're all just everyone's desperate to do anything it takes to get famous.
There's so many thousands of them. If you asked me to name an actor, I'd name...
Anne Hathaway and...
George Clooney and all these actors from 30 years ago, Nicole Kidman. But if you asked me, name an actor who's new on the scene, I'd say I ain't got a fucking clue. I don't know who any of these people are.
Canadian actor Oji Kree descent descent
Uh, Hulu, comedy, drama, series, reservation dogs.
Okay, well, I've never watched any of that. I don't know who he is. Is what he's doing based? Is this around Gaza or is it around something gay?
With the red thing on his face. If it's based, I'll let him off. But what is it for?
Let's check the comments.
Let's check the comments.
Thank you.
Missing and murdered indigenous women. Bro, just focus on Gaza. Let's get one problem fixed at a time, please.
Here you go. Israel just beheaded another fucking child. I was one of the first people to call out their genocide as well. And I've once jumped on the bandwagon. But when it was actually risky to do, I did it.
and then people are gonna sit around and
We'll jump on later. Yeah, thanks.
Who's this bullshit dickhead?
Thank you.
Oh my gosh, is this gonna annoy me? My wife, a Republican, has decided to vote for the Democrats. My wife made her decision against my will.
She's never voted for a Democrat. She voted for Trump twice. She soured on him big time in his first term and was already fed up with him by the 2020 election, but voted for him again because she walked the party line. And then when I was getting pegged, she told me that she wanted a different candidate in the GOP primary.
We were on a walk tonight after I was getting pegged and she said that she was voting for the Democrats for the first time. I asked her why and here's what she said. He scares me. He's fundamentally evil. When I peg you, all I can think about is the chaos and division he brings to this country. He breeds hatred. When I'm pegging you, I think about the fact that he's supporters or guard dogs and he gets them all riled up. So I'm so glad that my wife made her own decision against my will to vote for Kamala.
Is he white?
I think he's white. Let's see. Is he white?
Bro.
Can all you white supremacists get your race in check? Because it's over for all of you. You don't seem to be interested in saving yourselves very much.
You're on a sinking boat.
And there's a couple of people saying, hey, the boat's sinking. And the other people on the boat were like, shut up, racist.
You're a fucking, you're a racist against the ocean. What's wrong with drowning anyway? Hey, don't you know water is good for you, bro?
So gay.
Everyone's so fucking gay.
Thank you.
So he's a faggot, whoever he is. Husband and dad!
Anti-Trump.
Get AIDS test!
because you're a fact.
Thank you.
Thank you.
these protesters,
Didn't want to mess with the big G. I don't know what country this is in.
Fucking losers.
He's funny.
Daniel, I know him well as well. He's really funny. You should watch his stuff.
It's British humor though. You've got to be English to get it. Cause you Americans aren't funny. You don't get anything, but.
British is the British humor. He's hilarious.
My G will.
Follow him on Twitter. He's a gangster.
Right, we done?
Ian, gangster, follow him.
Imagine being mixed race.
who the fuck is he who watches this shit who the fuck even are these people bro
The world's so fucked. I'm going to go train, and I'm going to buy another Kermit and Zeg Jesko because I'm bored.
I have three, and maybe if I ball a fourth one, I'll feel better.
So I'm going to go buy another Koenigsegg Jesko, a $5 million car, just because. Because I have nothing else to do this afternoon. So I'm going to go train and buy a Jesko.
I'm going to find one more video.
We've got to find a good video to end.
Oh, bro, serial killers. You should try being a human trafficker. Then you get some real fan mail. Woo-wee!
Don't know what this shit is.
Amen.
This is how I'm going to end it. Indianapolis has a volunteer program called No One Dies Alone. Their volunteers keep a continuous bedside vigil for dying people who do not have family members to visit them.
Either you didn't have enough kids or there is a massive failing in your family if they threw you in a nursing home to die. They don't do that in most places in the world. Nursing homes are such a big deal.
There's such a big deal in America because people just abandon their family. But in the real world, in the civilized world, you take care of your parents to the end.
It's so disgusting that people will just have parents and throw them in a nursing home to die and not feel like they have obligations to them. My parents.
I've done a fantastic job. My father's no longer with us, but my mother is a multimillionaire because of me. I will pay for her to the end of her life. The first thing I did when I got rich is give my mother as much money as I could. Now she gets a million dollars.
Well, I send her chunks and she just spends it. And when it's gone, I send her another one.
and she does whatever she wants. And she gets to live a perfect life. And I'm going to look after her to the end because she's my mother.
Absolutely disgusting.
You see we've got some videos to load up.
Then let's fucking load them up!
Bored of Twitter. Anyway, it's too many fucking...
Dudes for Kamala. So gay. Twitter's gay. Everything's gay.
*snoring*
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
what we got.
Don't you know, pump it up. You've got to pump it up. Where's my speaker?
Where's my speaker?
Thank you.
Okay.
failure by the production team.
Because he's brown, that's why. He invaded this country and failed.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
At least when the crypto market was pumping, I could just...
pump shit coins to the moon. I could still pump daddy right now, but I'm waiting because I'm putting all the ducks in a row so that it blows to a 5x instantly in one day.
because I want the candle.
I don't care if I have to pay for it myself.
So...
So I'm going to wait a little bit longer.
Ah, is this the video of me saying how celebrities aren't even famous anymore? Yeah, this is a good video because it's true. Celebrities are literally not famous anymore.
I'm the last famous guy.
I'm the only one who gets like swarmed on the street. Andrew, you're the man.
I know.
I am the man. Have you done your push-ups today?
Let's play it.
Super chat. Let's see super chats. Yeah, let's do super chats.
Am I logged into the superchats?
Morning, Andrew. God bless you and your family. Do you believe people should or shouldn't waste their time with people who refuse to wake up?
the reality of earth will force them to wake up eventually and then they're going to come to you for help.
So you have to make sure you're competent enough to help them if they so deserve it.
They're going to wake up in the end.
And then they're going to come and say, you were right all along. Help me. And you have to decide that they deserve the help. Trust me.
Everyone called me crazy at one point, and now they're just begging me to help them. Because we're getting there. It's getting hard out here.
I'm gonna play this video guys it's a bit long but it's funny as fuck so watch it because guys in case you didn't realize I'm fucking funny
I'm super funny and I'm handsome and I'm six foot three and I'm a retired kickboxing world champion. Got long jumps and lots of money.
I have 70 supercar. I have over $100 million of cars.
high property all around the world.
Stocks, bonds, gold, Bitcoin. Doesn't matter what the Fed does. Up, down, I win. Kamala Trump, I win. I'm rich, rich, rich. And I am fucking funny. I am so fucking funny. So you should watch this video because it is funny. It's made by me.
And it's funny.
and I'm funny. Don't worry, I'll come back after. Enjoy the video. I'm going to come back afterwards, guys. I'm going to talk to you all again.
I'm going to sit here and smoke my shisha and laugh at my own jokes.
Because I do that all the time. I spend most of my time laughing at my own jokes.
I go to court or I sit in front of the BBC and they said, you said the word nigger. And I say, I did.
You're right.
It was funny.
I find myself hilarious. So I'm really going to enjoy this video.
- That's the Matrix breaks.
I'm noticing some very important shifts in the culture.
Especially being the most famous most respected man alive the fact that I cannot go anywhere on this planet without people coming up to be saying that I me personally have saved their lives and
And I've noticed that
A lot of the people who used to be famous or certainly used to be significant matter
Don't matter anymore.
Thank you.
But think about it, 20 years ago if you were an actor,
in a big series on television.
People cared, but nobody cares about actors anymore. Imagine right now you are drafted into some Netflix series. You're going to be in the next big Netflix series that everyone's going to care about for five minutes, and you're going to sit there and you're going to film for two years to create eight episodes of mildly entertaining garbage. Do you think you will get recognized on the street all of the time like I do?
Please understand it doesn't matter if I'm in Bucharest, doesn't matter if I'm in Berlin, doesn't matter if I'm in Burma. People come up to me everywhere.
The phenomenon is insane because I offer actual solutions to actual problems. Whereas if you're just some actor in a Netflix series,
You're never gonna get recognized. If you do, maybe by the old superfan once a week.
But who really cares?
Nobody cares. Who's not on Netflix nowadays? There's so many TV shows, so many series now. Everyone's on Netflix all of the time.
I can't even watch this crap.
But the idea that, oh, I'm in a Netflix show, so...
You know what this is highlighted by?
This is highlighted by music.
Because
I'm an old man and when I was younger I used to know who artists were.
You'd hear a song,
And you say, "I like that song, who sung it?" And they'd say, "Whatever." And you go, "Oh yeah, I know that person." But nowadays I've noticed with all this modern music,
I have no idea who the fuck these people are.
And this is absolutely amazing for the culture because it shows that people who are offering solutions, who are fighting the matrix, are more recognizable than the people who simply entertain and distract you because they are agents of the matrix.
20 years ago, if you heard a song you liked, you knew who sung it.
Nowadays,
You can sit like me, hear a song, go I like this song, I've heard it 20 times before and I really like it.
Who made it?
and they'll give you some name you've never fucking heard of with some face you can't recognize
Oh, uh, cherry spice.
Thank you.
Cherry Spice? Who the fuck is that? Oh, Cherry Spice won a Grammy!
Who the fuck watches the Grammys? Who the fuck is Cherry Swag? I don't know who any of these people are.
You can literally hear their music. You can enjoy their music. And outside of a name of like five people at the top, outside of those, you don't know how any of these humans are. You could walk past them on the street a thousand times and never give a fuck.
And that's beautiful.
That's brilliant because people's minds used to be occupied by the celebrity status ideals of people who were genuinely working for the Matrix because they were benefiting monetarily by distracting you from the battle in which is taking place for your soul.
And nowadays, the most famous people alive are people like myself, people like Elon Musk, people who tell the truth.
who are trying to save humanity. And that is extremely important. It's a cultural shift.
I can prove it again. If I were to say to you right now, name five famous actors, you'd name Brad Pitt, George Clooney, you'd name the famous actors from 20 years ago. You wouldn't name some new guy who's in some new Netflix series, would you? Because you don't give a shit who he is and neither do I.
None of us know who he is. Nobody fucking cares.
Nobody cares who singers are anymore. Nobody cares about any of this crap.
Everyone cares about Top G because Top G
If you follow me and listen to me, your life will actually genuinely improve.
That is why God allowed me to become the most famous man on the planet. Because I am telling you things which work, which will help.
Watching the Netflix series won't help. Going to see Cherry Spice.
In concert won't help you. Listening to Andrew Tate will help you. All of these other famous people are insignificant. They are nobodies. They are losers. Unless you want to be a nobody loser distracted by nobody losers who are owned by the system, agents of the propaganda machine, unless you want to live your life as a slave and eat the bugs, you need to find a way to escape the Matrix.
We are reaching peak lunacy amongst the populace. Inside of this social mechanism we call society, peak lunacy is very close.
And it is important that you end up in a position where, like me, you can escape all of this garbage.
I don't know who any of the singers are.
and singing songs won't make you famous anymore.
I don't know who any of these actors are.
and being part of a Netflix series in which a trans, black, double-dicked donkey
decides to get sex change, won't make you famous anymore either.
The only thing that's going to make you important in the world today is offering solutions and helping people.
It's the fastest way to get rich.
It's the fastest way to be respected. It's the fastest way to live a life worth living, is to be an honest,
good person who's genuinely trying to help other people. And I believe that is the beginning of the Great Awakening. So next time I hear a song,
And I like the song and I recognize the song and I say, "Who sings that?" and they say, "Oh, Starflip!"
And I have no...
fucking idea who Starflip is.
Part of me feels happy.
Because Starflip is probably a dickhead.
Because I am a consummate professional, I constantly analyze every word I have ever said. With my photographic memory, I go back in time and I analyze every word I've ever said to make sure I've never got anything wrong because my entire brand is built on absolute competency and brutal talent.
Prophecy.
I got everything right.
There is no spoon. I got everything right. I got COVID right. I got DeFi right. I got everything right. Follow anyone who's been following me for five years. I've made them millions and millions of dollars. I never got anything wrong. Every single thing I said was true. I never ever lie. So whenever I talk on camera, I sit afterwards with the spoon, which doesn't exist. And I analyze all the words I said with my magical mind Aikido to make sure that I was completely correct. And I'm thinking now about what I just said about singers and actors. And I think it might be the
thing I have ever said.
Who the fuck?
is Flipstar.
What was his name? Your mate? Starflip.
Cherry Pop!
Who are these fucking people?
I don't think anyone who sings songs is actually famous anymore.
If you were to listen to the top 20 songs, you know Taylor Swift, you know Beyonce, you know Rihanna.
Cool.
Who the fuck are the rest of these people?
You can walk past them on a street you have no idea who they are. If you're going to load up Netflix,
Start scrolling through the top 50 things the top 50 movie series and
or the top 50 TV series. I don't watch this Matrix-minded garbage propaganda, but it must exist. If you were to turn it on, and turn on each show, and find the top five actors from each show, the number one good guy, the number one bad guy, the two supporting characters, and you were to put them all in a line, so you have 50 shows, five people from each show, 250 individuals, famous actors, part of a big Netflix series, and you were to put them all in a big line, and say, how many of these people do you recognize or know the name of?
you wouldn't be able to name more than three.
At most.
Who the fuck are these people? You can walk past them on the street. So basically, you can wake up
Be a cock to the matrix. Be an idiot. You can wake up and say, I'm not going to have any controversial opinions. I'm not going to say the truth about anything.
I'm going to be a matrix minded slave. I'm going to call people by the correct pronouns so that I can go to a drama school and get a certificate saying I can pretend to be someone else.
And then when I get that, I'm going to go to Netflix, and I'm going to promise them I'll be a good little slave if they put me in a Netflix show. And then if I'm lucky enough and go to enough castings, you can get casted into one of the number one Netflix shows, and you can go on it, and everyone will talk about it for a week, and you'll be inside of it, and you'll think you'll be famous, and you'll start your Twitter account, you'll start your Instagram account, and all those in your bio will say, I'm the lead actor in the show Moses Hill.
I don't know, I just made that up. Some garbage, and then no one will recognize you or give a fuck who you are anyway.
Even if you pull off the impossible matrix minded fucking path to garbage, you don't even matter ever. And you're standing in a reception somewhere thinking you care. And I walk in and everyone's like, oh my God, Top G.
Do you understand? I don't want to insult anyone famous. So let me tell you a quick story.
Before I was arrested,
My brother and I
We're going to the launch.
of a residential tower.
in Dubai and we went because a sheikh invited us. This big residential tower launched. He wanted us to buy the penthouse because he thought we were stupid enough to just sit around
And look at this big demonstration.
We beat.
I don't know, arrogant enough to just show off in front of everyone and buy this $37 million penthouse.
It worked.
Anyway.
There were some larger famous people there.
models, whatever.
There was this dude
It was all over TikTok, some Italian dude. And everyone talks, "He's so hot, he's so hot." And he thinks he's the shit.
Alright, I'll beat show you. Anyway, there's this guy
And there's some other guys.
very famous in the music industry. I don't want to say names because I'm now at the level of fame. If I say someone's name it ends up on their desk. And I'm not trying to start beef.
but very famous. Like, as famous as you can get.
A guy as famous as you can be.
Snoop Dogg level wasn't him.
but around.
Him.
Definitely been seeing the same photos, same songs. Anyway.
So we're all sitting here with all these other celebrities.
If that ends, me and Tristan will have a penthouse, obviously.
"We're the richest people there, duh."
And
Afterwards, everyone starts running out for foes. From who?
From the music guys.
from the model.
No.
Tristan and I.
there is a line.
a line of people asking photos and all these other celebrities were photo lists nobody gave a
Nobody cares because our fans benefit from what we say.
None of these other people who are famous help you in any way.
Being Italian,
and jelly your hair.
Thank you.
You may get some followers on TikTok, G, but who really gives a shit about you?
Nobody
Cheers.
None of these people are famous anymore.
Singers aren't famous, actors aren't famous, models aren't famous, nobody gives a fuck. In fact,
Turn on fashion TV and look at these models. There's Adriana Leemon, there's a few of the ones you know the names of.
but they'll have like 50 girls in a row and I'll sit there and just be like,
I'll go make an all see those bitches. I probably stood next to those exact fucking girls.
I probably stood there around those exact chicks.
I'm like, are you Andrew Tate?
Yes.
No, I'm a man of God.
I don't know these bitches.
Oh, you're a model, Laura. You haven't heard that before. Tell me more.
So interesting.
Must be very difficult what you have to walk up.
and down.
It's gonna be a great talk. Hope you have all night.
Fucking hell. The world's changed. Nobody cares about being distracted by the circus anymore. Because that's all it is. It's a circus. Singers are a circus. Actors are a circus. Models are a circus. TikTok is one big fucking circus.
Tick Tock!
is mind poison. I go into TikTok very rarely. I dip my toe into the sewer.
to make sure it stinks.
load it up and there's some fucking
I don't know, some 23 year old rich girl. Her daddy's rich. She's in St. Moritz.
St. Moritz, and it's got a song, and it's just champagne, Porsche, skiing,
Her and her friend. Buh buh. Bro.
Thank you.
Who the fuck are you?
Who watches this shit?
Who?
watches this shit
Who are these people? All NPCs.
all agents of the matrix.
Escape this shit. Don't watch any of it. Don't know who these people are.
Follow me. Follow Alex Jones. Follow Elon Musk. There's a whole bunch of people on Twitter who are constantly telling the truth. Escape the garbage. I'm so glad these people aren't famous anymore. And they may think they are because they'll sit there, well, I've got a million followers on TikTok. Nobody cares about you.
You get hit by a truck and you'll be forgotten the same day. Nobody gives a shit about you. You have not changed the culture.
You're not a movement.
I am. And I'm going to lead everybody away from your degeneracy.
and your disgusting haramities.
I'm here. So in conclusion,
Because I'd hate for you all to sit and think that I did this entire taste speech just to tell you that one, I'm famous.
more famous than everybody else.
and two that
Being an actor or a singer doesn't matter. And three, I bought a $37 million penthouse.
That would be a ridiculous reason just to do hate speech. The actual reason is to let you know that the clowns
who work for the circus are losing their power, and this is our chance.
to finally control the culture, and we can make it cool to be smart.
It's not cool to be an actor anymore and repeat lines.
I'm an actor. No, I'm not done. Take speeches and ending, I'm not done. I'm an actor. I'm an actor. Get my script. Okay.
So I walk in. I'm in Doctor Who now.
So she, they.
What are you having for dinner? Ice cream?
These actors just repeat the bullshit.
Being an actor isn't cool.
Being a singer isn't cool.
Being a model isn't cool. Being a TikToker isn't cool. None of this is cool. Do you know what's cool?
What's cool is being a free mind.
Escaping the matrix. We're making intelligence cool. It's now cool to be free and no longer be a slave.
Because being a clown for the circus means you're just another level of slave.
We're going to change the entire culture where it's cool to go to the gym and get strong. It's cool to respect God and be religious. It's cool to have an open mind and be free. It's going to be cool to do all the things they don't want us to do. And we're going to control the entire culture and all of the youth is going to want to do those things so they can't lie to us anymore. Then they're going to assassinate me and I'm going to be dead. But when I am dead, they're going to talk about me into eternity like a martyr and the world will be saved and it will be worth it.
humanity that God is proud of, then sit around, filming myself in St. Moritz, jerking off inside of a Porsche like a fucking nobody, airhead, retard, trying to get followers on a social media app which is designed to dumb down the population anyway.
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you
one in the chat if I'm right.
One in the chat, if you don't know who any of these motherfuckers on TikTok are.
or any of these motherfuckers who are making songs, or any of these idiots on Netflix even are anymore. One in the chat if you don't know who any of these people are because your mind is free, and you don't give a shit about any of these people or their bullshit circus any longer. One in the chat.
Freedom.
You are free. And there is one thing left on this planet which is fun.
Do you know what it is?
It's the same thing that men have always enjoyed since the dawn of time, which is resisting enslavement.
There's a reason men banded together, got into armies, and went and marched against their enemy. There's a reason men risked their lives on the seven seas, or risked their lives to go to unexplored lands, or risked their lives at war. Because it was the only thing worth living for. Getting with a group of guys with the same mission and taking a risk for the benefit of your soul, your spirit, and your community. That is the last thing left on the planet which is entertaining. Everything else is shit.
And that is why the War Room exists. And I will say this now.
The only thing that's going to get me off of my pirate ship
when I am free, is the war room event. If you want to meet me, you can meet me on top of a mountain in Malaysia. If you're prepared to climb it with me, if you're prepared to suffer alongside me, if you're prepared to deal with the mosquito bites,
and the hurt feet and the long arduous trek
then yes, you can meet me at the top G, and I will shake your hand at the top for being a man. That is the last thing left. That is fun.
Most of you are living in a nightmare. You're living a nightmare life because you're sinning in insignificance.
with a very meager bank balance, upset and annoyed by the things around you, knowing that you're being lied to, being betrayed by treasonous politicians in a system you cannot affect.
You are living a nightmare scenario. This is the worst possible life a man can live, and you are running out of time.
The answer--
is the war room and the answer is financial freedom.
This is extremely important, not just for your bank account. This is extremely important for your bloodline and for your spirit, for your legacy, for your soul.
You don't need to watch Netflix.
You don't need to know who fucking Starflip are. You need to come with me and climb a mountain in Malaysia.
And after you do that, you'll start to feel a little bit different.
And you can do that alongside me by joining the war room at CobraTake.com.
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Isn't that beautiful?
It often makes me wonder, what does heaven look like? Does it look the way you imagine it to look? Is it angels and clouds and bright lights? Is it a scene like this?
I guess some people would argue the heavens a beach somewhere up there in the sky.
We're optimistic because we sit and we imagine our dream lives. My dream life would be I drive a Ferrari. I would have this girl. My best friend would be Andrew Tate. He's so funny.
Bye.
Have you ever imagined your, I guess what's the absolute opposite of a dream? What's your nightmare life? What is the worst life you could live? I've often talked about the fact that I believe insignificance is the worst punishment which can be bestowed upon a man. The fact that nobody cares how you feel, nobody cares when you speak, and nobody's afraid when you yell. You just exist to serve the Starbucks and flip the burgers. So what would your nightmare life be? And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought
writing down and planning out what your nightmare life would be. You would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault. You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what? You've barely gotten anywhere. It's right behind you. The monster is yapping at your heels as you attempt to climb the ladder. You spent so many years attempting to escape a nightmare which is right behind you.
and to writing down your nightmare life is because if you do it properly and you actually pay attention you focus by the time you finish doing it you're gonna realize that you are too close to decimation and damnation and something must be done.
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