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This shit is big time! Who is ranting? Don't bring anyone love into this. Your mama in the fucking sand! You know Cobra Tate?
I don't think I know. - We've covered him a few times, and he finally covered it. So this is the guy, okay? - The only water I drink is sparkling water, but sparkling water is for rich people. And I'll tell you why. - Only 'cause of you, yeah. - You can get non-carbonated water
Stillwater from the fucking tap. The government gives you that shit effectively for free.
Huh.
Okay
- I love him so much.
Let's see. Women. Water.
Let's cut to the chase here. Women should clean up.
Not only should women clean up, women should clean up unprompted. I'm gonna tell you why. Okay.
So that's my man, Tate. We played some videos of him.
Enjoyed it. He ended up commenting on a video that we did.
And I actually have not seen, I saw only the first clip of this. I don't know where he goes.
So let's see what I think he he he saw the time we showed it to Moshe and Natasha. Right. And he commented on that. Oh, dear.
It's come to my attention that I have ended up on
Your mom's house podcast. I've already learned from the comments that Natasha has already cheated on the dude. And he took her back. Because people are already saying, why are you mentioning cheating when your girl fucked another guy? Why?
Okay. I have no idea. He's accusing... Moshe Kashner. I guess this is another comedian that no one gives a shit about. I'm ever gonna... Gosh.
Why?
Why do you look like that? You're a man, you know, like because you can, you know, go to the gym and put on some muscle mass. You don't have to look like that. That's a choice.
Well, I think Moshe's very handsome. I think he's actually, they're both very attractive people. And he's a comedian. He doesn't need to be muscular or ripped. Or look a certain way. Yeah, that's the whole point that he's, you know.
not only should women clean up women should clean up unprompted true i'm gonna tell you why true snake arm yeah snake arm and the reason i have a snake on my arm is because as a kickboxing world champion king cobra was my fight name i think that's a pretty good reason to get a tattoo i mean that's a better reason to get a tattoo than most bimbos get tattoos it's like all right snake arm it's the kind of thing that girls say just before they suck dick i mean i think that's actually what the girl said to me before she wanted to suck my dick before while i took a
- Snagarm. - All right, Snagarm. - I was like, wait, what's that mean?
I don't mind being on the show.
You know, and I think my insights are funny. So I put them online because I find myself amusing, in case you were wondering that's why. Everyone liked me 'til they thought my house was fake. Everyone was like, "Yeah, he seems cool. "Wow, he's a kickboxer. "Yeah, dah, dah, dah, oh, his house is fake. "Oh, why is he putting this online?" So as soon as my house was fake, no one likes me. Well, now that my house is real, I expect apologies.
- Well he needs to get his maid in there. Look how messy it is. - It looks very messy. - I thought he has a maid. - I don't think he needs his maid, he just needs some bitch to come up there and clean like they're supposed to. - Yeah. - Proper. - Get some fucking bitch there. - Get some bitch in there without asking, he better do what I'm using. - There's a cool guy.
- I think there's a little bit of
Yes, yes, yes. The old guy got something right. The old guy. I'm the old guy. He finally got something right. So far. Okay. He's like motion needs to put on muscle.
Natasha cheated on which I have no idea where he's pulling that from. Yeah, I think he read one comment in the comments Yeah, it was just like yep, that's it. Then you are like a bimbo. I'm a bimbo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the old guy. The old guy. I got something right. All right. I
It doesn't quite suggest he drives a Bentley. It's my Bentley. In fact, I have nine cars. I can name them all for you. You'd be like, if we're going to play this game. The little dork wants to talk. Porsche 992, brand new. Aston Martin Vanquish S Ultimate. Lamborghini Huracan. Holographic and gold. Here we have a McLaren 720S. AMG S63. This is my Aston Martin outside of one of the casinos I own. Need I continue? Jesus. Is this guy for real?
I mean, he's for real. I don't know. But I mean, is that all true? I don't know. Does he own the casino? Is that what he was saying? Inside the casino I own. I mean, he just said he did. He said casino I own. I got to follow this guy on the ground. He's got some fucking rides. I'll tell you that. Well, there's a girl in the background. Did you see her?
Well, she needs to clean the fuck up. Didn't anybody see her? She sat down and started watching the TV, and I'm like, Oh, really? Why isn't this bitch? Yeah, go back. I didn't realize that. Why isn't this bitch cleaning up? Look at her. See, there's a ponytail right there. Oh, yeah. Maybe she is. Sit down on her ass like this. Maybe she's cleaning up over there? I suppose they... Course 992, brand new. Oh, you're right. She's so lazy. What's all this bullshit on the ground? Yeah, why is he allowing me? You're supposed to be regulating in there. You're a fraud.
One of the casinos.
God damn. I'm so fucking cool.
and the plate says TB sexy T8 sexy how's that a B that's an 8 so the first thing the old woman says you can't even read the old woman can't read I'm right now the old dude got it right with me leaning into it and then his chick
He needs to check his bitch. Sorry. Oh, me? He needs to check his woman. Dumb. Low IQ.
He's making notes. He's making notes. Oh, wow. On what? What's he making notes on? Just how low IQ you are.
We had to stop to write a time. When's the baby's next doctor appointment? Go. It's later this year. You want to ask me? I kind of like the old guy. He's kind of like me. He's like, whatever, whatever. He kind of gets everything so far. He likes you. You're an everyman. You're an everyman, Tom.
His woman's daughter.
His woman's done.
I'm going to watch that one again. When's the baby's next doctor appointment? Go.
later this year. You want to ask me? So I kind of like the old guy. He's kind of like me. He's like, whatever, whatever. He kind of gets everything so far. He was wrong about the green screen.
But his woman stopped.
Oh shit You hit the nail on the head This is an ex-girlfriend Some girl fucked him up That is the most basic bitch psychology So if I have a view on cars My past car was terrible If I have a view on women My past woman was terrible Of course the woman who can't read Comes out with the most shit Zero thought Zero originality psychology I'll have to write down low IQ times too Wait what's he writing down? I don't know I hope he's sending them too This dude's great Yeah he's the best
- What's funny about all of this is that they're trying to make fun of me, but they're also agreeing with me a lot. Like they just high five. The old lady, she worked out, you know, she has a low IQ, but obviously through years of rigorous training, the same way you train a dog, give her a donut, whatever. She's worked out the high five. So they agree with me.
- I tell you what, it sounds like I've got under his skin the most because I've been getting the most attention on this video. I wonder if he likes blondes. - He does. She's blonde in the back. - Oh, okay.
Maybe the ex-girlfriend was a blonde. He probably talks just like that to her, too. I bet you he does. I bet that girl on the couch, he's like, hey, you low IQ, non-reading bitch. Look how messy this room is. And she's like, I'm sorry. Yeah, absolutely. I think it's still kind of an act. Well, yeah, he plays it up, but I don't think he's like. He's not sweet to her. No. No. He's like, clean up.
That girl has probably sat there in silence. When he turns his camera off, he probably looks back and just goes, shut up, bitch. You know, just like she had said a word for 30 minutes.
- I agree.
I just want to go. I want to see his cars. I want to do a whole car video. I want to see his cars. Show us your McLaren. No, but I want to do like a fucking video, man.
Show us all that shit. Yeah, okay, so what's his name again? Cobra Tate. Cobra Tate, then show us your shit, bro. I want to see your cars. I want to see your mansions.
Let us see it. I want to see it. Genuinely. I'm curious. I really want to see all your shit. He's got cool stuff. And show me your sparkling water.
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