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Yeah, so basically, whole world's fucked.
Kind of interesting. I said it before and I decided to do this emergency meeting just to quickly brag and remind you all of my absolute brilliance. Is this going to be a one hour Andrew Tate? I told you so. It might be. I think the world's so fucked. I now permanently go around Earth.
as a ninja.
I'm in blacked out clothes. I've got bag with a hundred thousand euro and a big blade in it. I
Can't carry a gun anymore because I'm on parole.
So got my nice big knife, loads of money.
You know, a battery pack in case my phone runs out.
Got it all. I'm permanently war ready when they try to attack and I'm out on the streets and all the other people start scuttling. I'll get loads of money and my Rambo blade and I'll negotiate the situation. I'll save the world.
I'm kinda like that but in a suit and with a briefcase. And I carry throwing knives and a hip flask.
Nice.
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So yeah, this is a one hour told you so. Oh, I don't like your, I told you so bro. They have to know. Do I have to stay here? Yes. I told everyone that 2024 was going to be a chaotic year. Chaos is opportunity. In fact, they mean the same thing in Japanese, I believe, because when things are in order and everything's operating as it's supposed to operate, the brokies stay permanently broke. You are enslaved and you're not supposed to ever get out. So I likened it to a prison riot explaining that the chaos is going to give an opportunity for the people inside of the jail cells to get out and live free. And as long as things
operating as they should, you will permanently stay a Brokey and stay a nobody forever. 2024 will be chaotic. Lots of crazy things will happen, but these crazy things will provide an opportunity for people who are inside the matrix to escape the matrix. I told you all. And then.
I had quite a few messages from people who would say, "Andrew, you're so brilliant and smart and sexy and rich and tall and gorgeous with a long Johnson. Why do you believe that 2024 is going to be so chaotic?"
No one said that. No one said that. You don't have that message in your inbox anywhere.
Thank you.
You sent it to yourself, if anything. But go on, make your point.
You messaged just saying, why do you think 2024 is going to suck? I believe the last line.
And a long Johnson. So why is 2024 going to suck? They ask.
And I explained that
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Half the world is going to be trying to elect leaders, which is going to create a power struggle, power vacuums, and also perhaps.
I just feel like the world is more spiritually awake. I feel like we know more. I feel like the matrix is cracked. The information wall has been broken, which adds us to a new layer of spiritual warfare, a new layer of information warfare, a new layer of financial warfare, a new layer of the traditional warfare. Everything is kind of broken. It's never operated like this before. That's why it's going to be chaotic because.
The internet operated a certain way up until extremely recently and now it's being used to directly combat the information narratives which are being purported by the matrix. And that is changing the reality of Earth in real time on platforms like X and Rumble. So I said all of this and I explained that I'm never wrong. I often say that, by the way, guys, I want you to know when I say like 2024 is going to be chaotic and people go, "Hey, Andrew, why do you say that?"
Sometimes I give an answer. Sometimes I say, because I'm never wrong.
My entire life I've been eternally and forever correct. I don't have to explain why I don't have to tell you how I have come To my conclusions. I do not need to explain why my cerebral cortex came to the Assumption that X was gonna happen as opposed to Y all I have to tell you is I'm never wrong about anything ever and then I decided to do this emergency meeting tonight to prove once and for all that was correct because so far in January Japan had an earthquake and 168 people died Miami had mall aliens
route were attacked, the release of all the Epstein documents, Air Alaska, the
plane door blew off mid-plane and air alaska's answer to that was not don't worry we're safe to fly on instead promising to put more gays and more people of ethnic minority inside of the cockpit inside of new york there was a synagogue full of tunnels underneath it where they were trafficking children bdc went up and then ecuador gangs took over the tv station and a civil war started against the government and then south africa managed to sue israel at the icj which is a miracle in and
For a long time, they refused to take that case, but as Matrix cracks, as the Western hegemony over the control of information cracks, now they're going to be held accountable for their crimes. The U.S. and the U.K. bomb Yemen. Russia is now Europe's largest economy. Crypto went down.
They're talking about this ETF. I don't know what that's going to do. Davos has started. Iran has attacked Iraq. And I think it blew up an American embassy. South Africa has taken the U.S. and the U.K. to court because they're complicit in a genocide against the Palestinian people.
and it is the 16th of january two weeks into 2024 all of this has happened so we're gonna talk about each event one by one and how it affects you brokies at home that's the plan but before we do that tristan i want you to understand that i am extremely concerned
about when we fly on our private jets, most of the time our pilots are white, straight males. In Switzerland or Germany, typically.
And I think that that makes us bad people why in the decades since commercial aviation has grown exponentially? Democrat I came and see it's too small for me Democratizing travel and rewriting how many Americans live work and play but one part of the industry has remained. It's mostly the same Piloting is stubbornly Mono-ethnic about 95% of airline pilots in the US today are male. That is terrible. I
Tristan, let me tell you something.
Don't even fucking start with me. I Andrew I've got a headache. I said no emergency meeting tonight. I'm sick I've got a headache and you decided to come on an emergency meeting. You're gonna start shouting at me. I
about how I'm bad for hiring pilots who are white men, I'm literally gonna walk off. I'm not in the fucking mood.
for this shit today. Sorry, emergency meeting viewers. I know you like the banter between me and Andrew. This isn't banter.
I will fucking leave if you start talking shit about us being bad people.
Are you telling me you have nothing at all to do with this?
To do with what the fact?
that most of the people who are flying planes are straight white men. That's perfectly normal. That's the way it's always been.
because I assume, in fact I don't know this, I'm making this up off the top of my head. Carry on, racist! I assume that during World War II, all the countries that were rich enough to have airplanes were all white countries, and all the white men learned to fly them, and white people were pilots, and white men from the Western World were pilots, and that just set the trend that continued.
throughout history and now all the best pilots are white men. Yeah, that makes perfect sense to me. That makes perfect sense. Don't you think it's down to systematic racism? No. Donald Trump and Tristan Tate? No, it isn't. It's not down to Donald Trump. You don't think it has anything to do with you or your fascist attitude towards the LGBT community? No. No, it has nothing to do with it. Has nothing to do with the fact that your pronouns...
Are he him?
Thank you.
let me ask you a simple question andrew don't me today okay i'm just asking don't know seriously can women park cars this is the stupidest can women park
Not very well. So women can't parallel park? Not very well. Can women change a light bulb without asking for help? Not very many women that I know, no. Can women fly a plane?
I guess some can.
I mean, who's the most famous female pilot ever? There's that really famous female pilot, isn't there? There's that one. You know, because obviously if we were to talk famous male pilots, you have people like the Red Baron, Manfred von Richthofen from World War I, who was a pilot ace, who killed loads and loads of people. He's famous for that. What's that one super famous female pilot and what's she famous for?
Amelia something, isn't it?
Amelia Earhart, what's she famous for? Oh, I know! Fucking crashing!
That's the only female pilot I can fucking name. So don't even start with me about systematic racism. Don't even start talking to me about how more women need to be pilots. Because I'm not in the fucking mood. I do not want Amelia Earhart flying my fucking plane. Because she crashed. That's one of the most homophobic things I've ever heard. She's homophobic. You do not represent the LGBT. You're not an ally of the LGBT community. Because you seem to think that pilots should be chosen by their skill level. And not based purely on the color of their skin or their gender. Just to try and satisfy some insanity.
Airlines can't even keep the doors on the planes. Qualifications, flying hours. Qualifications. You want your pilot to have qualifications. Yeah.
Yeah, I'd like him to be a former German Air Force pilot who's about 48 years old. To 48 to maybe 55, 60.
"graying hair" or "gray hair". I want him to speak with a very high level of English, but with one of those German accents, ja? I want him to say "ja" at the end of sentences. Nice. I want the airstream to be
Little pot.
7/10 German girl, not tempted to have sex with her but polite enough to smile and look at me and pour my wine and champagne on my private jet. Nice, nice. I want the co-pilot to be slightly younger than the main pilot, maybe about my age to about 45. Nice. And I want him also to be Swiss or German. I will forgive some other nationalities, British, French, there are a few nationalities I will forgive and that's how I want my private jet set up.
I do not want a trans black lesbian as my air stewardess or my pilot unless they are the best pilot in the world, flew commercial airlines, flew military planes. But I have a feeling that when they put them there, they wouldn't put them there for their skill level. They put them there just because they take boxes.
You know why I had this argument with that? She's not gonna go off on a tangent.
I had this argument once with, and you shouldn't air family problems. These aren't family problems on the air, but I love you, Janine.
My beautiful sister, I do love you. But I have a sister named Janine. Now Janine is a woman of color. She's far darker than me, she's more Beyonce's complexion than white, like I look. So, my sister Janine, congratulations to her, is a lawyer, a relatively successful one. She finished university, and I remember her saying to me once, she went, One second, wait, wait.
Our producers telling us that we're not to talk about this subject.
We're not allowed to talk about selective about
No, because because you're a homophobe. Well, I had to talk about DEI. No, that's the whole point of what you start this conversation No, we're talking about the fact that you're a homophobe. Oh my god. I fucking I can't even say my point about how they You can't you're a homophobe. So we agree about the pilots now You're a homophobe and we do put an end to the all whale all male cockpit. Let me ask you a question They should hire people based on skill level and qualification when you see this image I swear let me just ask you when you see this image. I
What do you feel?
Because I don't feel I don't feel terror. I feel an immense sense of safety and pride. They look extremely experienced.
Shut the fuck up. Don't you think they've been through because let's be honest. Can women fly planes? Yeah, of course but
You don't want a pilot who can fly a plane when everything's well. You want a pilot who can fly a plane when things go wrong. And the only way you get good at doing things once they've gone wrong is via experience. Because most of the time you fly a plane, it's going to go right. So you need to have a long, industrious career to be experienced enough to handle the negative possibilities in a certain scenario. And that is why wisdom is such an important thing. That is why I am the top G.
because the airline's more considered. - They look like military fighter pilots actually as well. So they've probably been shot at by, you know, heat seeking missiles, clearly. I mean, that's exactly, you think military fighter pilot, that's the image that comes to mind, isn't it? - Exactly.
So we agree you're a homophobe. On to the next subject.
Thank you.
I'll walk off. You have 15 minutes with me. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, I will leave. Were there aliens in Miami? No, there were no aliens in Miami. Let's watch the video first. There were no aliens. I've seen some creatures in Miami, bro. Trust me. Yeah, so have I.
This is a call to all the units in the city of Miami.
Can't be asked. Why do so many police come? The two people, the two groups that were fighting in the mall were rival gang members and the police went to stop escalation. But why so many, Tristan? Because a rival gang fight in Miami could mean a shootout in a mall and innocent people dying. So send in every available unit, I guess.
It's not fucking aliens.
How do you know?
There's no aliens in the mall. If Tucker Carlson and the information he's dug up is correct,
And the government may know about aliens, and aliens or whatever these beings are may exist parallel to us and may blah blah blah blah blah. And I believe Tucker Carlson because he's a very smart guy.
What I don't believe is...
That.
Two weeks ago, after covering this up so brilliantly for so long, the government who has access to these creatures or has communicated with them or spoken to them or has their technology, I don't believe that...
they went to the mall.
- No, I don't. - What if they had to buy new shoes? - I, well, seriously. - Genuine question. - Fuck off. - Genuine question. This is what I mean. On this show, on the emergency meeting show, what we like to do is like to address all possible. We think outside the box. - No, we don't. - We don't live inside the matrix, think outside the box. - But we're very much inside some boxes.
Like, there are no aliens in the malls, surely. Or is that just me? Maybe they needed new shoes. They didn't need new shoes.
Let's look at a...
Bye.
Your uh... Don't say my mate.
Imagine this. Actually, imagine this.
Okay, everyone landed, and everyone's safe. Thank God. But what I don't understand about this, and perhaps you can shed some light on this. Yeah, actually.
you
Why is nobody trying to actually get an answer? Like the door blew off. Okay. We'll inspect our planes. When they inspected their planes, they found a bunch more loose screws.
Funnily enough. In fact, I don't know if we have the give me the Twitter link. I'm talking to my producer give me the Twitter link of where I talk about the loose screws and your fate being linked to the
Mechanics wife. Yeah, well unlike you Andrew. I think outside the box so you have to understand is you mr. Inside the box thinking mister. There are no aliens at the mall me mr.. Outside the box. Maybe they need new shoes I've actually come to the conclusion that
Fear and self -interest are the only two forces that truly motivate people to take action yeah, yeah We're gonna see a lot more planes blowing up a lot more
T -shirts.
T-shirts. We're gonna see a lot more weird shit to scare people off using airplanes because I don't know if you know this, airplanes make the sun more hot. It's the coldest winter ever. It's freezing in Bucharest, right?
Nice. But it would be more freezing if no one flew on planes.
Are you listening? Interesting. So planes make the sun hot. So what we need to do is make everybody think that the safest statistical way of traveling is totally unsafe. So people are more likely to agree when we say you can't fly because of the weather.
Okay. It's a psyop.
You need to get that head outside of the fucking box. You need to expand and free your mind and look into the future with your third eye.
Do you understand? When they come along and say, "Hey guys, no more planes unless you're a member of the global elite with carbon credits coming out of your ass." Obviously, me and you will have carbon credits and we'll be flying on our project. Carbon boss, carbon boss. But when they say that, most people will be like,
Flag on planes is dangerous anyway. My pilot's an eight-year-old. An eight-year-old Indian girl.
And people will be terrified to fly on the planes.
Anyway, I want to know. Outside the box. It's not a psyop. I want to understand why nobody is demanding an answer.
The door blew off the plane.
And everyone's just like,
Okay. And then Alaska Airlines responded by saying, don't worry, we'll hire more gays.
I'd like Let's go through a logical thought pattern As logical men We're on our plane Okay Logical Let's actually try and do this Great We're some of the greatest thinkers on the planet Wonderful We're on our plane Analytical mind switched on We're on our plane Okay On our plane Door blows off Door blows off
Okay.
At what point do we think
As we're hoping we make a landing without dying, I wish there were more gays working for this company.
How? Because gays are very good at
Plugging the back door.
We're going to jail.
Immediately. That's the first thing that comes to my mind. Immediately.
You're right. Now we know why they don't need to find out why any of this actually happened. Because they've already fixed it. It's already fixed. They've already found the solution. The back door will be sealed. Full.
Plugged.
It's funny, you know what because when I talk about how I'm a church you made that off my head that was not scripted Yeah, it's very well done. Thank you. Well, we talked about how I'm internally correct forever and I'm never ever wrong Like I discussed at the beginning of this and I'm actually I'm
If psychic was a thing, I would be psychic because I quite often predict the future. And I'd like someone here to actually look this up. You can see here on the 7th of January, I made this tweet and I believe it was the 8th of January that got proved correct. So I literally tweeted this in advance and I tweeted your fate is inexorably linked to the aircraft mechanics wife. She was complaining at him all morning for something that wasn't his fault. She and true female fashion blamed him for her own decisions in some twisted backflip
which deeply frustrated him while pondering how a woman he took care of for 13 years can be so brutally ungrateful, a temporary lack in concentration caused him to miss a single screw. That screw plus the bad weather conditions resulted in the unfortunate plane crash in which you were one of 221 victims, a woman you have never met.
who will never face justice and will never take responsibility, murdered you. No more nags. And the point was, don't nag us men because us men keep the world running.
We don't do little HR jobs and boring. We do real jobs. Don't nag us because we're doing important things. And then the day after...
The airline door blew off. United has found loose bolts on at least five plug doors during inspections of his Boeing 737 MAX 9 fleet.
More gays, less nagging wives.
We need game mechanics.
Well, no, we need gay husbands. Gay aircraft mechanics. Ah, because their husbands won't want to act like the wives. Exactly. And they will do the screws.
You need to hire more inclusive
Okay.
Was trying to be a genius here and think of something that was related to airline mechanics that would also fit with an LGBTQ But my brain is not that good. I did go on. No, I mean, I'll say you're like let's get
best gay technician quality.
Let's get the gay best technician quality. Is that what it stands for? That is what it stands for. Okay, everything's starting to make sense. Alright. So we're done. The pieces are fitting together in the puzzle. It's wheels within wheels. The cogs are now turning. Nice. I've worked it out. Nice. Right. What's this?
Does this make us happy?
I'm so glad I fly in private planes. Guys, you know the greatest thing about flying on a private plane? You know the pilot Tristan just described? That's our pilot. Yeah. I described our people. So when I say, get me my plane to take me to four cities in four days, and that's the great thing about private jets because they're basically time travel because you don't have to sit around airports all day. So I can leave Bucharest at 9 a.m. and get to Warsaw at 11 a.m. and I can have lunch and I can leave at 1 p.m. and I can get in London by 4 p.m. and I can impregnate all these women and have all these kids because I'm flying around in my private jet because I'm not stuck at an airport like a brokie. Or...
Or...
- Gay pilots. - Anyway, we get to choose who flies our plane.
I don't even know what this video is of, but I understand these people have been hired by an airline. I hope they're not pilots. I don't know who these people are. I don't know what this video is. I'm just going to play it.
Let's go, girls.
Come on.
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Thank you.
What the fuck was that?
Your mates. What the fuck?
What's that? It's the people I hired for a new plane that we're gonna buy next year
So that's there Alaska, I mean that's pretty as crazy as things get a door blowing off an airplane that's pretty crazy It'd be hard to think of something crazier than that to actually think of something I'll be more wild than an airplane door just blowing off mid-flight. You'd have to get really fantastical. You'd have to say something really strange underground
were discovered and police tried to get in and were stopped. You'd have to lose your mind. Surely that can't be real. Fault-grown men, Hasidic Jews crawling out of the sewers because the tunnels are being raided by police. That would be, that's beyond...
Even...
It would be in science fiction. That's the kind of thing that would only happen in the end of times. So thank God that's not happening.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
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You want to tell us a little bit about your mates? You know, bro, Judaism's had a tough year. It really has, hasn't it? Judaism has had a tough year. You know what it reminds me of? It reminds me of...
Islam's tough years, 2001-2002, when a few crazy people made everyone think that all Muslims were insane. Which obviously doesn't reflect Muslims accurately. It doesn't reflect you and our friends, certainly. But, yeah, Judaism's had a tough year.
Zionists and some insane people who love killing children are like
setting a bad rep for all the Jews. We have Jewish friends and Jewish employees. We have lots of Jewish people who we know. And now, underneath arguably one of the most important
religious establishments
in Judaism, there are secret tunnels, and we're supposed to believe that they built them so they can worship during COVID. I'm sure it's completely innocent. Anyway, I'm going to cut the Twitter feed now before we lose the Twitter account.
the X accounts that we just got back. Let's lose them. And we're going to go over exclusively to rumble rumble.com slash Tate speech. Watch us. I'm going to cut the Twitter feed. Now come over to rumble. I'm going to play Mr. Producer one more time because it's important because Mr. Producer.
Thank you.
- Yeah, Judaism has had a tough year. - Well, let me talk about it actually, before you play Mr. Producer, for one second.
Uh, yeah, Judaism has actually had a very tough year, and you know who should be dealing with this problem? You know who should be giving a fuck that, you know, children are being killed loads in the Middle East, and they should give a fuck that there are secret underground tunnels that make you all look suspicious in the biggest synagogue? You know who should care about this? Loads? Jewish people.
Jewish people should if I were I'm as an Orthodox Christian if under I don't know the Orthodox Christian Church in Russia or one of the really important ones they were like secret tunnels with stained mattresses or
I'd be standing up saying what the actual fuck is going on as an Orthodox Christian to piss me off. Because people would say, Tristan, you're one of those people who have secret tunnels and shit.
I'm like, how did you know about my secret tunnels?
No, I'd be furious. So I think that all of the Jewish people out there who listen to me, who are fans of mine, really should kick up much more of a fuss about this because...
Yeah, you're having a tough year because a few bad players are making you look extremely bad. So, uh...
Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, that would be a crazy timeline. You know what else would be a crazy timeline? In fact, this isn't crazy at all. Go on. Which...
people in Europe.
Love to protest the most.
Left wingers? No, in which country, sorry. In which country are there the most protests? There's a protest every weekend. Oh, the French. The French? Yeah, the French.
The French are the second worst. You know who protests all the time?
The Greeks?
No, the Germans. Okay.
The Germans basically never protest. In case you're an American watching this and you don't get it. The Germans are robot people. I was saying real protesters. Yeah, the French love to protest. They'll be like, "Hey, oui oui, there's no butter on my bread!" "Ah, no, oui oui!" "The foie gras is not cooked properly!" And then they'll be told to get a job or do some actual work. "Good job, no, we want to exploit the peoples of the Congo!" And they don't want to work. Of course. And they just want to sleep all day. "We want to retire when we are 33 years old! Do not make it 34!" Literally. That's the French.
We will work until we are 86 and we think that is perfectly fine and gas prices can go up 165 times so we can send tanks to get destroyed in Ukraine. That's the Germans. And the Germans are protesting, which is extremely wild. They never protest about anything. Ever. So they're protesting and Tristan's gonna tell us a little bit about it. And then he's gonna read the superchats because he didn't do his fucking job. Superchats are his single fucking job. He doesn't even do them because he doesn't do anything serious about these fucking emergency meetings. I'm tired of fucking working with a fucking amateur!
There.
Thank you.
Tristan's Mates.
Oh, we're sleeping, I'm sleeping on a, I want to know the taste of this-
So the Germans are mad. Yeah. And they never protest ever, but they seem to be very angry for once. So I'm going to tell you a little bit about why they're angry. For those people who don't live in Europe. Is it Frankfurters?
It could be. It could be, frankly. Interesting. It's actually food related. So the most important industry in the world, stop doing that, is not actually information technology or power plants or anything like that. The most important industry in the entire world, when you boil it down to the most basic level, is food.
the world's, I guess, oldest industry after the agricultural revolution is farming. Because without farming you have no cities, you have no towns, you have no civilization, you have no food, you have no humans, and everyone fucking dies. So farming is the most important thing ever. Everyone's like, "Oh, I work for the insurance industry!" Yeah, well that's really important when I crash my car, but I'm never gonna crash my car in the first place if I don't have anything to fucking eat!
The workers will never build a car if they don't have anything to fucking eat! So, I wanted to tell you about the way that Europe works. You guys don't understand this. To grow food, yeah, you need soil and water and seeds and all the crap that you have, of course. But to grow food in large quantities, what do you need? You need energy. You need diesel. You need fuel. You need the power. Because that's what fuels these massive, wonderful farms that produce all the fucking bread and meat and all the shit that we eat today. So, there's something in Europe called agricultural diesel.
Because diesel, let's say it's one British pound, $1.50 per liter. It's not that expensive for us to drive cars. I have one diesel car. Lots of people drive lots of diesel cars. I have a diesel car even in my fleet. But if you are a farmer...
Because you're growing food, you know doing the most important thing in the fucking world. There's something called agricultural diesel in English It's called red diesel now what it is is essentially its diesel without any taxes put on it and agricultural diesel is like fucking five Cents a liter no taxes no profit no nothing the governments are smart enough to say you know what I?
You're growing the fucking food that I eat
You eat.
Everyone eats, so you don't have to pay all the taxes on diesel, because that will make food relatively affordable for everybody on Earth. It's actually a very good system. In Germany...
They are trying to get farmers who are used to paying 10 cents per liter or 5 cents per liter of diesel to abolish
agricultural diesel and make them buy it at the same price as you and I buy it at the fucking gas stations. Now, they don't care. Why? Because they're billionaires and they want you eating fucking crickets. And you don't need the fucking, you don't need to farm crickets. You can just pick them off the fucking floor. The one you eat in worms. But what's going to happen to the average man? To the cost of the loaf of bread? For the cost of grain, which feeds the meat? The price of a steak? I'll tell you what's going to happen. Everybody is going to have to bend over and get their fucking assholes fucked by a big, dry, German,
dildo made out of regularly priced diesel that's what's gonna happen to everybody and the German farmers are like well maybe we're growing the food just let us have cheap diesel and the people in charge are saying no and they're saying your cows fart too much so instead of making 10,000 cows on your farm big enough to farm 10,000 cows you're only allowed to have one cow a year
Or two. That's it. No more cows. They fart. And as we know farting cows makes the sun hotter.
Even though it's the coldest winter ever everywhere in Europe.
So the German farmers are quite rightfully pissed off, but you should be pissed off because right now I have eaten something grown on a German farm today. No fucking doubt.
No fucking doubt, the number one grain and bread producing country in all of Europe was Ukraine, and now that's been blown to fucking shit. And no one's growing anything. And everyone else in Europe who's growing everything is told, "You know what? We're gonna 10x your fucking overheads. That's gonna 10x your fucking food prices. You should be pissed."
Some fucking German loser came to me outside court the other day, "Excuse me, Mr. Taint, Mr. Taint, did you tell somebody how to get popular on TikTok?" I said, "Why the fuck are you here? Why are you here asking me stupid questions? In your country, your farmers aren't allowed to grow any fucking food anymore. Agricultural diesel's being abolished."
You ring! Have you had breakfast?
What do you mean? Have you had fucking breakfast?
Did you we on the plane over here? Why are you here asking me stupid questions about fucking social media? Go home!
Cover the big stories! But no! All over German news is about to shift! And today's football results and we think Andrew Tate is a human trafficker! What? There's no food!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
I told myself I wasn't going to get pissed off over this.
I told myself I was going to explain it calmly, Andrew. So you could say it's an emergency. It's actually...
a fucking emergency, because this doesn't have to happen. This isn't like something terrible has happened where we can't grow food. It's literally people with billions of dollars who can afford food at any price, telling the farmers that they can't grow anymore, and if they do, their overheads are times 10. So the normal family, whose salary hasn't gone up in fucking 30 years, who's having their fucking grocery bills increase and increase, and they're getting their fucking asses fucked by inflation,
can't have food anymore. That's what's actually happening. And you think, oh, well, no, the grocery stores are still open and there's still food for now.
Wait till fucking next year when a pro loaf of bread is 648 euros.
Fuck me. So you could say...
It's all Hans on deck.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*slurping*
It's funny, you know what, it's funny. The reason I'm laughing, everything you said is true. They're literally going to bankrupt the average man out of any kind of sustenance.
You're going to have no food. And it's funny because I've been sitting here for years yelling, you're going to eat the bugs.
carbon credits, you're gonna be stuck in the matrix, you're gonna be stuck in your pod, you're gonna be fucked, you need to get rich, and people are like "yeah yeah Andrew's crazy" and now they're literally gonna starve the brokies and replace them with chat GPT and you're gonna sit there emancipated. Emancipated. Don't worry, we have no more grain and no more meat but we have these protein flapjacks made of crickets, yeah?
You want to eat some of these? Yeah? Oh, well then you and your family can starve if you don't like the crickets.
Emancipated masturbation to Pornhub.
eating your cricket paste and jerking off the pornhub could feed your fucking family you'd all be richer than me because we could afford stakes fucker with hundreds of millions of dollars bro we can afford stakes at 10 grand each but you fuckers can't so let me ask you another question let's go deeper down the rabbit hole why would the government of germany be so desperate for money or so desperate to starve its own population that it would make such a
in which the farmers have to now protest and shut down cities with their tractors to try and keep the ability to grow food possible. They just want to grow fucking food, the most important thing - So why has the government done this? Um, I don't know, why don't you tell me? Maybe they're not hungry? *laughter *
Maybe they're just not hungry, bro! "No, I've eaten enough for this decade, maybe we should just cut back on ze food supply." *laughter * They're not hungry!
It must be it.
It's funny because we're the elite. You know what's funny, Tristan? We're the elites that we mock. That's why they hate us so much. We're the 1% of the 1%. We see it from their side, but we tell you people what's going on. The reason they try and put Tristan and I in jail is we're actually on their side. We have all the money. We can afford $10,000 stakes. We can fly around the world on private jets and hide whenever a war starts. We can live on a yacht with a bunch of staff and all our women, and it doesn't matter. So we're on their team.
So they're kind of like, hey guys, you're on our team. Don't tell them what's going on. And we're like, no, we should tell them. And then they super hate us for that because we're trying to make it clear to you that your chance of being able to afford a normal basket of groceries across the next 10 years is basically fucking zero unless you get rich. You are going to starve and you're going to eat the protein paste like from the Matrix when Mouse gives the goo. What did he say? It's all the nutrients and minerals the body needs. Like shut up you little fucking geek. Bro, if I was Neo, I would have sat there and said, bro,
up and carve your fucking backside into fucking steak my damn self you fucking piece of shit. Talk to me you little nerd. I'll eat everyone on this fucking ship. I bet you die first.
And then 10 minutes later, "Ahh, ahh, ahh!" And I would've been like, "See? Pussy! Not looking for eating the fucking sloth!" And then they would've tried to shoot me, it would've been like,
Steak. Bread.
I'm just saying, bro. Cigar. In the year 2036, right, we're gonna be...
in restaurants with sparklers and ordering piles of toast i'm gonna be i'm gonna bring a new definition to the word toast we're gonna be toasting up in those restaurants because they're gonna bring sparklers this big show ah mr tate is so rich he bought 16 slices of toast and all the girls all the toast hoes they're gonna gather around me oh just a glass of your toast yeah
I've got grain! I've got chicken! You want some butter, bitch?
They love butter. Yeah. You want butter? You want jam? I got jam for you. Come to my house. I got half a bottle of jam for everybody. My peanut bar dealer came in today.
People are so fucked. There's no food. You're right. There's not going to be any food. And the Germans are carrying, and the Germans are doing it, are after the Dutch did this. The Dutch. Dutch farmers first.
Oh, the world's so fucked.
At least, because we're talking about 2024. At least, let's be honest.
Yeah.
Wait, that's the wrong thing. Let me get the right thing. Because this is actually some good news. I want to actually have some good news.
yeah this is a good news at least
despite all of this madness going on.
And you know we're talking about the fact there's no food and they're trying to deliberately starve us and they have these evil intentions And these people are globalists and they're trying to put us in jail for telling everyone the truth at least I
There's not unexplained massively excess deaths all around the planet. Yeah, I mean, that's wonderful. Because that would be terrible if people were just, I don't know, dropping dead everywhere at between 8% to 22% higher than they ever did before. All depending on one particular factor in that country. I don't know what that factor is. And nobody knows why. Nobody knows why. That would be terrible. That would be terrifying. That would be terrifying if, what, people were just dying? What, death? You know what's worse than no food?
spontaneous death. That's maybe the only thing worse than no food. The only thing worse than no food, which the future has in store for you, is happening right now.
spontaneous
Instant death!
Okay, so how can we how can hiring more LGBT people help us with the food crisis?
Thank you.
Okay, that's a very interesting question.
Very interesting question. Let's get the best type of grain.
Does that help us?
No, because you don't have to grow grain because you have no agriculture. What does Q stand for?
corn, that crap, that meat replacement. That's what you're all going to be eating.
World's so fucked. And you know what? Fuck.
Let's get back to K'Warn.
Let's get back to corn.
That's why they're going to hire as many. LGBTQ, let's get back to Quorn, the fake meat substitute that you could buy in European supermarkets. And when you die of starvation, they're not even going to say he was starved to death by his government. They're going to give you some bullshit headline. Person died of starvation.
Farming uh-uh unavoidable farming malfunction. Yeah, look at this guy cultural negligence Look at this guy Palestinian journalist was hit in the head by bullet during raid on his home. He was hit in a head by a but so did it? What fall from the space station did someone in another country actually throw it out of a plane? Hit in the head by but how did that what happened is the air Alaska flight?
to accidentally flew over the Middle East and the door blew off and someone had a bullet in their pocket they got through TSA and I threw out the window and dropped on the Palestinian guy's head. He was hit in the head by a bullet. What a sad coincidence and he died.
Which is strange, because usually when people get hit in the head by bullets, they're, you know, fired deliberately by rifles of people who are trying to kill that person. Oh, yeah. Usually they're shot in the head. The newspaper would have said that. Well, I mean, you can trust the news. They said we're human traffickers. Yeah. So when the Guardian, I mean, it's not like some obscure newspaper said this, Tristan. In fact, the newspaper that said this is.
News website of the year. News we could trust. I mean man was hit in the head by a bullet. Hit in the head by a bullet. What a tragic horrible coincidence because you're in the middle of a war zone already and you avoid all the you know all the shots by the enemy soldiers all the grenades you know all the rockets all the bombs you avoid all that and a bullet hits you in the head.
Jesus, what a horrible coincidence. I've actually got a picture here of our pilot who flies our private jet so I can show everyone what? Trustworthiness looks like here
This, this, this Pretty girls walk like this, this, this, this All the pretty girls walk like big boss bitch
Isn't that great?
None of this makes any the only conclusion you can come to when you see these things Is that please understand guys, let me take my sunglasses off They want to kill you They want you to starve they want you to sit in your pod eating the bug paste And they want a whole bunch of unfortunate accidents They can use to convince the world to gain more and more control under the guise of safety
They want to kill all of us. Not me interesting because we're super rich, but we're on your team But you people at home the people who can be replaced by chat GPT and I've explained to you before on other bird team meetings about how within three years AI is gonna replace most of you push and Ivan remarkable and you can sit there and think I'm Important I do a job. I do management, but your management can easily be replaced by a AI robot because you're a loser you Useless people they want you dead. I
They want to kill you. They don't want you around anymore. They want planes to crash. They want people to starve. That's what they want There's no other way to explain this There's no way to explain why the German government would decide to do something which they know is gonna destroy all food production to try And raise money to send to a country so they can buy bombs to blow up the only other country in Europe Which can grow grain at the level Germany can
And then convince you when you put it that way why they're trying to starve you to death and
And when things get
Scarce the price increases and food is gonna soon become extremely difficult to come by and if you're still sitting around as a brokie You're in trouble You know, it's actually honestly we've only got 10 minutes left of this of this emergency being who's on next anyway You can work that out with the producers and we plug the show But it's actually incredibly incredibly terrifying because you think if I were let's say I were the Prime Minister of a country and
any country give me the prime minister or the presidentship of any country i would say
to the farmers.
That
Diesel's on us.
You know? At least America still has farm subsidies for growing corn and stuff. But I don't know why Europe's playing these games. You should be encouraging.
farmers to farm and make as much food as possible everywhere in the world. Here's the funny thing. The funny thing is this. You know what this world still has? So we're cutting back on food, no agricultural diesel, food prices are going to go through the roof, not enough people are going to be able to eat. You know what the world still has to this day in 2024? Starving people. There are still starving people and you're cutting back food production. Whoa, that's not... It's not like everyone can eat and there's twice as much food as we need, in which case we can make the sun
and cows.
Many people in the world, including every first world nation, including the country we're in now, England, France, Germany, Spain, America, has hungry people.
There are still hungry people, Andrew! And hungry? That's Hungarians. And they've got good leadership, so they're probably not gonna do this dumb shit. Shout out to... the Hungarian.
And
We know this because we have tapepledge.com. Yeah. Tristan just spilled water all over our thing. And we feed starving people. The last thing our charity needs is less food in the world. Yeah. Tapepledge.com literally feeds starving people, and we do it ourselves. You can go to tapepledge.com and see all the food we donate to people all around the world. So we know very well from- That's fake, apparently. It's all CGI. Oh, of course. So who said that? The number one news website of the year? Yeah, probably. You can actually see the videos of us feeding people. So there is a lack of food already. Sorry, can I talk about this for one second?
Some nerd was criticizing the charity recently. And they're like, we only found 48 videos of people being fed. And tracking some of the money, some of the money, we could only find hundreds of thousands of dollars spent.
That's all we could track down. Take claims as millions. We only found hundreds of thousands and of their charitable acts Not all are videoed. We only found 48 videos of
What the fuck have you done for anyone? One, we don't video all of our shit. Two, you can't find all the money we send. But you only found hundreds of thousands of dollars, and you're gonna call me a fucking fraud.
Donate one dollar! Feed one person! Or shut the fuck up!
Oh, we only found Henry the Great in the Dulles!
Fuck you. Suck a dick. Nerds. Fucking nihilist losers. Total losers. And it's actually very interesting because... Embarrassing. As they intend on doing all of this to you people at home, their number one concern is you not finding out about it. So people like Tristan and I have to pay the price for telling you the truth. Because we are... We're in jail. What a good the food will be in there. Terrible. At least there are fucking roaches. We'll be on the same fucking diet, ladies and gentlemen. I'll make my own.
Misinformation. There's too many people on the internet telling the truth.
need to stop it
For the global business community,
the top concern for the next two years,
It's not conflict.
or climate.
It is disinformation and misinformation.
followed closely by polarization within our societies.
These risks are serious,
because they limit our ability to tackle the big global challenges
We are facing
These are some of the most powerful people in the world. I wonder if I were to play their video side by side with me making mocking faces if it's definitely going to put me in
Let's find out.
Ready?
Let's go. Let me just stop. Mr. Producer this, Mr. Producer that. Bow, bow, bow. Okay, ready? Three, two, one, go.
The top concern for the next two years
It's not conflict.
or climate.
It is disinformation and misinformation.
I got something for EMS. Followed closely by Polar... Do I send to HQ?
Take me to jail. Jail, please. Jail?
One sec, EM assets.
What's this? I'm going to get it on the screen. I'm going to talk about it in a minute.
Didn't you see why they just put us in jail? You didn't care?
I'll put us in jail. Oh yeah, no, you put us in jail. I'm sorry. Yeah, I know. I'm gonna put us back in jail again. Let me do it one more time. It was fun. For the global business community, the top concern for the next two years...
It's not conflict.
or climate.
It is disinformation and misinformation.
followed closely by polarization within our societies.
These risks are serious.
because they limit our ability to tackle the big global challenges
We are facing
changes in our climate. Stop telling the truth! Don't tell them what we're doing! Stop it! Eat ze bugs! Fucking hell.
Just kill me.
That's what they're trying to do. Hard enough.
Just shoot me!
Let me be a martyr. Yeah, don't make me fly on a gay plane.
I've had enough. Bring the asteroid. We're all going to starve to death anyway. Ah, this is, uh... Okay, all right, right. Load this up and put my face on screen. I'm going to tell you exactly what it is. Sure. I need a Mr. Producer. Give me two minutes. Okay. Put my face on the screen and I'm going to talk. I often get approached to give money to people, to give money to charity. And I will actually say this because I'm extremely disappointed in this person. I'm now extremely disappointed in you, sir, because you messaged me and Andrew, can you please confirm,
You messaged me one
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. You messaged me 34 times on X. 34 messages that I did not respond to.
Andrew Rusko, 34 messages I didn't see and finally your message comes across my desk. Finally, I open the inbox and I see what you are trying to write me and you tell me, "Hi Tristan, we have these young kids, boys and girls, we can't afford new football kits, we can't afford the upkeep to our club, they've just raised our rates of rent, we don't know how to keep this sports club going." And I thought, you know what, governments are
should help young people out in sports. Governments should be their number one priority, like they do in Russia, like they do in Romania with sponsoring gymnasts. They should encourage young people to do sports. Well, obviously the government doesn't give a fuck, because they're too busy sending your money to fucking God knows where to fight perma-wars. So this guy, Andrew Rusko, reached out to me asking for funding for his football team. I looked at his website, I saw he was legit, I thought, you know what, fine. After 34 messages, I've now, you're now on my radar. Here's 5,000 pounds. Now, he had
a GoFundMe for about £10,000. It raised about...
100 pounds by this point. I chip in with 5,000 pounds and I haven't thought about it since he tweeted a thank you I retweeted and that was it boom
more kids are having their fucking sports uniforms paid for. I was happy one minute ago.
Andrew Rusko, you are a you bitched out to public outcry
for some fucking reason, and refunded my fucking money!
Don't give money to this guy! Don't give money to this fucking guy! And you know what? Don't fucking ask me for money ever again! You or anybody else who won't fucking say where the money came from! I wrote Tate Brothers on the fucking donation. I give you 5,000 pounds, which is two months of wages working any normal job. One second, boom, it's there in your account. And you fucking refund it because someone said, "Well Tristan's a bad guy, blah blah." You know who I fucking am anyway because you messaged me 34 times, you piece of shit!
Now your fucking kids and your fucking club aren't gonna have any fucking uniforms or any fucking footballs to kick around. And that's your fucking fault. I'm gonna put you on fucking blast. You should be ashamed of yourself. I didn't find you. I didn't randomly give you money. I didn't think what a great cause let me send you money. You fucking asked me in 34 messages.
34 fucking messages, Andrew. So wait, let me get... This cocksucker pretends he cares about his fucking kids and his fucking football club, refunds the money because someone said Tristan's a bad guy. So I don't know about this story. So let me get this straight. Yeah, I randomly gave five grand to a dude. Okay, so I don't even know.
This dude begged for money for, it looks like... 34 messages used to be scrolling. He begged for money. Yeah. You gave him money, and then someone complained where it came from, and he gave it back. Must have done it.
Must have done five minutes ago, it's been refunded!
Nerd. What the fuck's wrong with you? Nerd. Don't fucking ask me then. Nerd. Fucking dork.
Fuck, you should be ashamed of yourself. And now what? He blocked me.
Yeah, and he's blocked me!
Well, wait, let me see him. No, here we go.
Andrew Briscoe. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
he would clearly beat you up.
This is the dude. Tristan. No, Tristan, Tristan, Tristan. Tristan.
What you do if you find it refunds the money don't message me 34 times in bro
Tristan, but we're gonna be fine - I hope you're fucking I hope all your fucking kids go play for another fucking team Tristan, oh you fucking lose your job, and you can't fucking run your fucking cherry begs a man for money I pay up and instead of saying no it not even a message. Hi Tristan. I politely want to tell you in fact now Put this in no no Tristan being blocked. Oh
He looks hard. Not even I'm gonna politely tell you that our sponsors have said that we need to return you fucking blocked me Tristan He looks hard. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself and all the kids and all the parents They should all be fucking ashamed of you should lose your fucking position. Don't fucking beg me 34 messages you piece of shit. Oh
Fucking broke cunt. But Tristan...
He looks hard. He doesn't.
What if he comes and gets us fucking comes and gets us he can't fucking afford a plane ticket
We're going to jail What's wrong with him? He's a mark. He's a nerd put the block thing up. No, I'm gonna set on play video here mate You have this? empty system movement what we are seeing is a revolution against the system and
So fixing, suppressing system is not enough.
Now, so is, of course,
A
anti-system
which is called
libertarianism
Sorry. How did we get here world? Like, how did we get to a point where this dude just appears and start saying you can't eat anymore.
Everyone's like okay, okay guy the guy who just appeared no one knows where he's really from no one voted for him He's just everywhere. He's saying you can't eat anymore. You can't drive your car and everyone's like, okay Why who is this? Why don't be able to say no piss off? Why is this dude in charge of everything? Why is he forcing me to get injections and they're dying and he's starving able to death that was just like, okay? Well, I guess that's fine What's going on?
We're all going to get hit in the head on accident by bullets for telling the truth, for disinformation. Because the truth is disinformation now.
Everything's a mess. The only hope you have is to get as rich as possible and you need a powerful network of people. I've explained this for the last...
Three years, five years. You need money. You need to be able to make money geographically free. We teach you how to do that on CobraTape.com. You can join the real world. We'll teach you how to make money. You can afford a steak, hopefully, with your life savings at some point in the future. And you need a network of brothers who understand how the world works. So you have a guy somewhere on Fiji who has a farm and his own food, and you can sleep on his couch. And if you don't have a network and you don't have any money, guess what's going to happen to you? You're going to end up listening to this dude. Okay, I guess I'll just eat the cockroach paste.
I'll call it.
Hmm
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We laugh, we joke, we try and be humorous to make you guys understand and make this show entertaining enough for you to watch because we hope that the important messages that we tell seep through. 2024 has just begun and like I promised, chaos is going to ensue. We're nowhere near the elections towards the end of the year. Imagine all the things that are going to happen between now and then. Imagine what's going to happen when those elections come, whether they let him win or they don't let him win. Either way, there is going to be mass extinction events. They're talking about disease X. They're talking about preparing for natural catastrophes.
They're talking about all of these crazy things because their intention is to kill you. They don't care if you die. They don't care if your whole family dies. All they care about is power and control, and they'll kill as many people as it takes to get it. And your only chance to survive is a strong network of brothers and as much money as possible. And for the longest period of time, my brother and I have been on the Internet trying to save the world by trying to empower you. We can't make the world any better by becoming richer ourselves. We're rich enough. We're doing the best we can by spreading the message.
much money as possible having geographical freedom who understand the truth so when they try and ban disinformation they can't ban all of us and when you try and fire the people who tell the truth they can't fire you because you already make your own money because you are your own boss because you've been inside the real world and follow the lessons we will teach you wealth we will give you the wealth protocol we will give you the network and the Brotherhood you need to support yourself we will make sure you have bread when everyone else starves but if you are not prepared to do the work and not prepared to save yourself
We cannot save you. I want to make it very, very clear. Not only is this year going to be pivotal for humanity, it's going to be extremely interesting to watch. And I pray it goes the right way and the matrix finally breaks once and for all. And we can start a new dawn, a new era of truth. But if it goes the other way, absolute slavery is coming to be bestowed upon you and your entire bloodline. And if you are not motivated now every single day to get up early and work hard and do what's necessary and get a strong network and get money and get rich, you are going
you're going to hate yourself because by the time you realize how important that was, it is going to be
Too late.
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