Transcript
- Doing my cold exposure.
You know, they say that you should get...
involved in the cold. I think it's only 3 degrees outside.
So I'm doing my cold exposure in a hot tub.
Top G.
Obviously.
Where's my cigar?
Good. You're interrupting my Tate speech, but you're forgiven. - Huh? - Shh.
My turn.
- All right, wait over there.
So,
I see a lot of people online talking constantly.
Woman.
Didn't it work?
This is going to be the weirdest tape speech ever. Go get me another lighter.
Thank you.
Give me that one.
Blue flame one.
- Please find me. - Yes.
I can't find the staff.
Thank you.
So, I'll do my cold exposure in my hot tub, because I'm top G and I do whatever I want.
see a lot of people online talking constantly about how good it is to get in these ice baths and all these kind of things
and how it takes willpower and it's difficult.
And I agree with you.
It would take willpower and it would be difficult.
Which is exactly why I say fuck no.
to all of that garbage.
There's something about
Melanin.
I'm half black, half white. Please understand. It makes you afraid of some things.
but fearless in the face of others.
Thank you.
I don't see.
any of my brothers out there
my black brothers.
Talk about how good it is to be cold. In fact, I only see them saying the opposite. And that's how I know that I have black blood in me. I do not see the benefits of sitting and shaking and freezing in ice.
This can actually be extrapolated to a lot of things. Do you ever see black people swim with sharks?
I was like, bro, I'm black. My life's extreme enough. Why the fuck am I going to go extreme sports? Rock climbing?
jumping out of a plane. This is all white people shit. White people love this. The cold, sharks. Nah.
We're afraid of all those things.
Now, we're not afraid of a shootout.
Cool.
We're calm under those pressures.
White people are scared of that.
But it's kind of the way it works.
Thank you.
The reason I have such a problem
with all of this cold exposure shit.
even though I know it takes willpower, I know it would be difficult, is threefold.
One, I refuse to believe there's any benefit at all.
When I was fighting professionally and I was genuinely hurt, I needed a warm bath.
A warm bed.
A warm chick.
Here, here, here, here, here. Five warm women. Who wants a cold bitch?
No, hot ones.
I needed warmth.
Even when I injured myself, I never put ice on it.
Ice it. Put ice on it. Hasn't that been debunked? Someone at home can look this up. I think that's actually been debunked. I never believed that crap.
You need to heat it up. Heat is power.
I never, firstly, there's no benefit. It's just people trying to act tough, which leads into the second one, which genuinely upsets me about all this cold exposure shit.
Everything.
is just cope.
And as an excuse for being too pussy to get in the ring.
I want the whole world to know that if you're afraid to fight,
I know that you're afraid to fight. And there's nothing you can do that proves to me you're not afraid to fight besides fight.
You're not gonna let me down twice now, are you? And it's blue.
Okay.
Do you like ice baths?
No.
It's a good job.
white people
No, that doesn't work.
Okay.
Bye.
I'm turning the police on the gun.
This tape speech is very disjointed, but you're just gonna have to fucking deal with it.
I
Everything is cope for being afraid to fight.
Not just ice baths, but ice baths are a perfect example of it. If you find some tough alpha male guy, he's tough, he's alpha male, and he's a motivational speaker, he talks about willpower. Ice baths are great because they're so difficult to do, and you get in there and it's cold, and I did seven minutes, duh, duh, duh.
Why don't you just get in the cage and fight? You're such a fucking tough guy. Go fight.
Oh, you're afraid to fight. So now you try to prove you're not a pussy by doing ice baths. It's the same with everything.
Triathlons.
I did a triathlon!
Really?
What'd you have to do? I had to ride my bike, then I had to run 20 miles, and I had to swim in a freezing cold river covered in shit. And I did all this, and it was so difficult. It took me 18 hours. It was so hard. Ironman triple triathlon.
You did all that to try and prove you're not a pussy, and I still think you're a pussy. What the fuck?
- What a fucking waste of time. You could have just had a MMA fight. It's only three, five minute rounds, 15 minutes.
You wasted 18 hours, you still look like a bitch?
Talk about ice baths? I do an ice bath every morning for my mental clarity. Then why are you fucking dumb?
Cause compared to me you're fucking stupid, I'm here in a hot tub.
Pussy.
True or false?
True.
Ice baths are COPE.
For men who are scared to fight,
Trying to act like they're tough.
And you can tell because you can tell the exact character of the people who do the ice baths. Just look at them.
Anyone who would talk about an ice bath, look at them. They go to the gym.
They try and train a bit and they do their ice baths and talk about willpower, motivation, and they're married to some seven.
Yeah.
Woo, I made it.
Got a blowjob once.
Great.
Lame. So I don't like ice baths. I'm actually against them.
Now I know you people at home are going to say, ah, but Andrew, in your infinite wisdom,
You've made a mistake, which of course is impossible.
And they're going to say, what about the UFC fighters who fight against
who also swear by ice baths.
And my answer to that is, you only know who these people are because they fight, not because they do ice baths.
They decide to do an ice bath.
because they're also brave enough to fight, which gives them significance.
You're allowed to do something stupid if you do something cool.
You're allowed.
I do some shit that's pointless.
But I'm top G.
I'm known for being top G, I'm the best man in the world, which means I can occasionally indulge in something dumb.
Like getting in the fucking freezing cold water for six and a half minutes. Timing myself.
Imagine thinking this is cool.
Thank you.
Hello.
Thank you.
and then getting out and going, "I feel great!" "I feel great!" "Fuck it, are you gay?"
Are you gay?
Are you fucking... I'm in a hot tub. I'm fine. I'll kick the fuck out of you.
I will kick the living fuck out of you. These ice bath people, all these fucking... I'm not talking about the UFC fighters do ice baths. We've just discussed how their only significance comes from the thing that's actually important, which is fighting, which is what the ice bath people wish they could do, but they're afraid to do. So instead they talk on Twitter about how they do ice baths.
Every time I see these pussies, I'm just like, bro,
There's no amount of ice baths you could get in that would stop me kicking the fuck out of you in front of your seven.
So what are you doing? Just go do something real. Go fight.
Everything else is coke.
In fact, and I'll admit this right now,
Since I've retired, even I have to cope.
for the fact that I don't fight anymore.
Because fighting is primal.
You destroy somebody.
It can't be explained or replicated or replaced because it's primal. It's built inside of every man to hurt another man to the point where he can no longer resist.
And obviously I'm not a thug, I don't wanna do it on the street, so I do it. Fair competition.
Do it on the street, you can side swipe a guy, you can stab a guy, whatever.
That's not fair. It takes balls to get in there and have a fair fight.
So now I have to cope.
I do it too.
Well, I can't. I don't fight anymore. I'm retired. So what are I... I'm just going to have to make...
100 million dollars a year, I guess.
Because if I don't,
How else can I replicate the feeling of being the man? So if I make $100 million a year and if I buy 56 supercars and if I have 40 properties and a private jet and a yacht,
All these bitches.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Don't listen, baby.
All these hoes in a line.
Why am I doing all that? I mean, if I was kicking the shit out of people, I probably wouldn't be as motivated. But I'm very motivated to make a shit bunch of money and do all this other stuff because I'm not kicking the shit out of people like I used to.
And I'm still training every day. Imagine I didn't even train. Do you have any idea what kind of savage I'd be in my mind?
Even being financially successful to try and exert your dominance is cope
for fighting.
It's all the same.
Men are all the same. We're all intrinsically the same.
That's how we work.
Where did this start? Ice baths?
Bro, ice baths, so gay. But I feel like I could extrapolate this to anything. What else do people do that's,
In fact, it's all white people shit.
Wait.
It's coming to me now. This is the white man's fault.
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It's all coming to me. The African ancestors were right. Pan-Africanism.
Dr. Umar.
Because they're always the ones trying to cope. Maybe because us brothers, like, we're built with the intrinsic ability, the melanin allows us to see the white man's punches coming.
and we can slip and we can hurt him. So because we have the intrinsic ability to fight, because black people can fight better, it's inside of us. So we feel like we don't have to cope as much. Whereas the white boy feels like he can't fight, so he has to cope. So to try and prove he's a tough guy, he does some dumb shit. Like swim with sharks.
Think about it.
It's all starting to come together.
Yeah, you can kick the fuck out of me.
But look, I went swimming with sharks.
I can still kick the fuck out of you. You're just an idiot.
That's the worst cope ever. It doesn't prove anything. What does that prove? That you were lucky? That the shark wasn't particularly hungry. That's what you proved.
Your life was not in your hands. There was no skill involved. You were just lucky that the shark was uninterested in tasting water.
Your pasty ass.
What?
I don't get it.
Bro.
Let me tell you something.
I almost went skydiving once.
and I should have known.
I've already done a tape speech on this, you can watch it up. I almost went skydiving once.
Walked into place, not a single black guy.
Should have known.
I was like...
Wait, something's up here. I've done a whole Tate speech on it and why I didn't jump out the plane, but...
Basically, the realization came to me.
Jumping out of a plane
The whole game is...
Jump!
I'm supposed to die.
"Ha ha ha, I didn't die."
Thank you.
That's the game.
Look, I was supposed to die, but I didn't.
Thank you.
Once again, no skill involved, no power or masculine power.
No bravery.
I didn't even call it bravery because it's just blind luck dumb shit.
Caving.
What the fuck are you white people doing down in caves?
There is nothing down there.
War and dark...
.
What the fuck are you doing? I've never seen a black person caving. I've never seen one.
Thank you.
Being half white, half black gives me unique perspectives.
Thank you.
You know, I can tell when it's white people shit, and I can tell when it's black people shit.
Pro.
But basically all of it is cope for fighting.
And I'll admit, there's some things that I wouldn't do.
that other people will do to try and prove to me they're a tough guy. And you and your flawed logic might think...
Well, Andrew, if you're so tough and you're so brave and he'll go caving and you won't,
Doesn't that make him braver than you? And my answer is no, because I can kick the living fuck out of him.
So does that.
.
Yeah.