Transcript
I'm going to become the most hated man in the world.
I'm Andrew Tate, I'm 29 years old, and I'm a four-times kickboxing world champion. I see myself smarter than average. I was a chess champion from a very young age, from the age of three. My biggest tool is that I'm not afraid of anything.
I don't need the money, I don't want to be faint, I don't want any of that, so I'm going to be the most emotionally controlled person in the house.
12 new housemates. I'm the governor. A bitch. Very demanding. I don't wanna fuck shit up. Posh twat. I don't think we're gonna be annoying. I could have every single guy in there. But they're not alone.
- Look, a good argument. - I am a nightmare. - Extremely annoying. - Don't cross me. - I am a ticking time bomb. - I have the ability to destroy anyone in that house. - The others are coming!
And they have the housemates in their sight.
We've chosen sexy because we're assuming the person who describes himself as sexy is an idiot. Laura, you are now nominated for eviction. And unexpected connections. Yes, I'm vain. What a muppet. My name's Jason, for real. That's my ex-boyfriend. If you put her in that fucking house with me, I'll be over that wall. Oh my god. Sense.
the others to war. He's a grade A dicker. You have proof and you get revenge. He's not staying in there, speaking about a woman like that you can fuck off. What the fucking fuck?
Deal. One. Nine. Ten. P.M. A brand new Big Brother house. But this year, housemates will be under threat from a force in a second.
Secret house!
The housemates are entering unaware that the game has changed
It's a problem! It's a problem! Right here!
Hello! Oh, my God, how weird is this?
I'm shaking. I know, right? It's okay. How are you? Oh, I... Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God, there's two of you. I'm absolutely insane. Come in here!
.
It's so scary! Oh, my God!
What's happening? You all right? Hi! Hello!
Hi, babe. How are you? How are you? How are you? Oh, my God! Hi! I feel like I'm going to shake myself! I am literally shaking!
You look like my ex-boyfriend!
9.43pm. The new housemates are completely unaware that Big Brother has moved in the others, who will live next door to them in the other house. Their mission is to earn their own housemate status by secretly targeting the housemates and wreaking panic and paranoia amongst them.
Big Brother has some important news.
You are not housemates. In fact, you are not even in the Big Brother house.
You are in the other house.
And you are the others.
I'm Andrew Tate, I'm 29 years old, and I'm a four times kickboxing world champion. I see myself smarter than average. I was a chess champion from a very young age, from the age of three. My biggest tool is that I'm not afraid of anything.
I don't need the money, I don't want to be faint, I don't want any of that, so I'm going to be the most emotionally controlled person in the house.
Listen carefully. The housemates do not know that you exist. And in order to protect your place in the game, you must remain undetected.
You are now on a mission.
to target and take down the housemates. Your aim must be to unnerve and unsettle them.
create panic and paranoia, and ultimately steal a place for yourselves
in the Big Brother house. Big Brother, we'll get back to you.
I'm Natalie. I'm Natalie. Mwah. Mwah. Where's the toilet? Why are we not housemates? I'm fucking cured about that. I'm writing nasty. What is the point? Why am I even here? Might as well go on now.
We're gonna fuck with your heads, that's what we're here for.
Back in the Big Brother house, more housemates are about to enter, unaware of the threat next door.
Hi, how are you? Hi, Lai!
That was the most...
- Crazy experience on my lap.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
I feel like I'm in a dream. This is weird. Thank you.
Welcome to the house, sweetheart!
Oh my gosh.
Everyone kept making out that I was really posh. And I was like, what?
How do you know that? - Oh, wait, just 'cause I have a horse. - I have six horses, babe. - Oh, gosh.
You guys have horses? Yeah. I don't even own a fucking car. Oh yeah. Wow look at you lot. Welcome, welcome. Wow it's a bit psychedelic isn't it?
Why?
I can't steer it no longer man. I'm gonna get a hard on in a minute I swear. My jeans are far too tight for someone like you y 'all. Y 'all
Y'all step over there and I'm gonna walk over here and we're gonna keep it like that. Oh my god!
Hello. Hello. Hello.
How are you doing, my friend? How are you? Nice to meet you. Check out the nose room. I know what's exactly like, you know, planned it before we came in. There's a little pussy in here, isn't there? We'll all be getting one behind you in a week.
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10 :37pm.
10:37pm. It's time for the others to choose their first target.
Thank you.
Big Brother has placed 12 podiums in the garden, each displaying a character trait.
housemates must stand by the podium they think describes them best.
- Yeah.
Should I go now, Firey? Because I'm both. OK, guys, Alex is not going to be game player, so we need to switch this around a bit. I'm not a game player! - All right, we'll be game player. - We'll be game player.
Housemates, your time is up. You have made your decisions and they are now final.
What the housemates don't know is that the others are about to target one of them based solely on their decision in the task
This is big brother time is up and
Andrew.
Confirm the character trait you have all chosen and targeted, and explain your reasons. We've chosen sexy because we're assuming the person who describes themselves as sexy is an idiot and not being an easy choice. No.
- That would be fair. - Jesus. - Because they're gonna walk sexy. - It's not an insect. - You can tell if someone's sexy or not. - Yeah, but they might actually... We've chosen 'cause it'd be an easy choice.
By choosing to describe herself as sexy,
Laura has become the others' first target.
Laura, you are now nominated
for eviction. Laura.
you must now nominate one of your fellow housemates, who will join you in facing eviction.
Fuck okay
Erm, I'm really sorry but I'm gonna say
Leticia, because I haven't spoken to you as much as I've spoken to everybody else. You're fine.
This is Big Brother. Laura.
You have nominated the T-shirt.
You both now face eviction. Don't worry Tisha. This is acting.
happening.
11 or 6pm.
12 new housemates are now living in the Big Brother house.
and living secretly in the other house are the others, who are on a mission to earn their own place in the house
by targeting and taking down the housemates. The others are talking about their game plan. We want to get in as a team, all of us. All of us to get together, work together for all of us to get in. And then we can go 'Cinabit your dickheads'.
Yeah. Why? If you don't mind me asking, have you been in a savior's relationship or anything? Yeah, I have been. Yeah. But I've been single.
Are you single, Charlie? Yeah, all kinds. Are you single? Not for long, right? Not for long, right? Kind of. It's basically just playing the field and just seeing it. No, no. Are you single? No. No, you're sort of seeing someone, but now you've come in here and you're all good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. In that case, no, no, no, no, no. My son's watching after being in the car. Are you single? Not really, no. Right, okay. To help them decide who to target,
Big Brother is about to show the others footage of some of the housemates filmed during the casting process. My name is Marco Pierre White Jr. I'm an entrepreneur. That's Marco Pierre White's son. Marco Pierre White.
Being a model, it's not a hard job. And yes, I'm vain.
Girls fucking love the tattoo. I don't like it straight away. What a muppet.
- Hi, big brother, I'm Emma Jensen. I'm Victoria Jensen, and we basically love our dear, amazing, beautiful planet Earth. - They're absolutely-- - Guys, if you want to get out of here, you need information, man. If you're not gonna talk, you're not gonna-- - Like, I really am getting-- I think it's the lights, but also I do really love trees. - They believe trees talk to them. We can convince them of some next crazy shit and get them out and get our place. They're a good target. - I am Laura Carter, learning to be a DJ.
I'm actually being flown to places like Jakarta to DJ and I can't DJ.
My name is Alex Cannon.
27 years old from Liverpool. So I would say I get a lot of girls propositioning me on social media. Like getting them is the easy bit, it's getting rid of them, it's the ad bit, do you know what I mean? So... Oh, fuck off mate! We know we're on top of the list now, don't we? Hi, my name is Georgina and I'm from Kent and I'm 26.
God, Housemates will probably find my organisation annoying. Um... She's got about as much banter as a Brit.
What both the others and the housemates don't yet know is that there are some unexpected connections between them.
Big Brother is about to play tonight's final piece of footage to the others. My name's Jason Burrill, I live near Brighton on the Seagram. Oh my god. What? Your name? He's not your age. Oh my god, no. He's not your age. Oh no. What? He's my ex-boyfriend. I know he isn't. My recent one. No, I didn't. You're right. He's your ex-boyfriend. I spent nine months chasing the girl, then five months getting rid of her.
What? What's that about you? She's broken, shall we say. So we're still sort of in touch. She still drives me mad. She actually said to me a little while ago, "What about all the nice times we had?" I said, "Name one."
and it went silent. Every time I keep thinking maybe I'll let her back in,
One I'll remember
everything that's happened in the past. And then on top of that, I remember
And I'm looking up here in disguise because I'm starting to remember things. I'm surprised I'm not sweating and falling off my chair. So if you put her in that fucking house with me, I'll be over that wall.
Don't let it be. Fuck! Don't cry! Don't cry! Don't be stupid! What are you crying for? Don't cry! Oh, my God! Don't cry. Is it still quite raw, this relationship? You can tell.
I hope they don't do that to me. Oh my gosh! Did you not have an idea in the slide? No, I didn't! Oh, don't worry, babe. Just give you a few minutes. What the fucking fuck?
Oh, my... Oh, my God! Are you fucking joking me right now? Did he denotes you? Don't go for a fight. Yeah. - Did he denotes you? - Get yourself out, Lord. - Oh... - Is he... Is that real? Was he...? - Did he...? - Oh, man. - Did he...? - Oh, man. - No. - She didn't know that. We're getting him out. He's going, mate. Oh, my God.
Now what we have to decide is
Do we as a group want to get revenge on her behalf? Oh, absolutely. She's that upset. We're on a team now. She's our team, mate. Yeah. Well, that's it. That's the decision then, isn't it? Yeah. That you've been more prepared to see that than to have to walk into the house and see him face to face. That's what I mean. At least you're sort of aware now of the situation.
-Yeah. -Because he's a grade A dickhead. You have proof and you get revenge. -Yeah. -What more could you possibly want on national TV?
So be fucking happy. - Wait a minute, wait a minute. You might get an opportunity to make him be evicted and you take his ways. He will have the last fucking weekend. - Yeah. - So don't be negative about it. We just have to be smart and listen to Big Brother when they talk and get our shit right. Do you know what I mean? - We're getting him out. - They're in the garden.
Yeah they are. Shhh! Bastards. They're in the guards. How the fuck are they not hearing us? Well then we need to stay quiet. Shhh! They're out there.
They're in the garden.
- Come on, darling. - Oh, this is so nice. - Oh my God. - This is so nice. Oh, shit. - Is it warm? - What is that? - Is that a super bowl? Yes!
It doesn't spin. It's just... You watch? What's the spin on this? I actually used to be a stripper.
Did you? Has anyone got a singing? Move back. Andy. I'll do one. That's really good. Yeah! Woo! Ah, yes.
Fucking having a good old time. That's part of our challenge. Just stay quiet. Yeah, I don't think we should let them know. If we can hear them, they must have heard us. No, they just came out.
They start shouting.
- All right.
Oh, the...
Ryan Manu. I hate his neighbours have scaled up all, I'm telling you. Shh, shh, shh, shh. Guys, let's just take a moment, yeah? We're here. Yeah, we're here, we're here, we're here. 2016!
What the fuck? 1, 2, 1!
1 .22am.
In the other house, Natalie is talking to Huey about first impressions. When we first saw each other, I had my first judgement. Did you? And it's all changed now. What was your first judgement? Well, at first I thought, at first I thought, the first, not anymore, now changed.
But I actually thought, "Fucking hell!" Did you? What was the Australian...? And then I realised, you know, I actually quite enjoy the craziness.
I'm 100% the team player. - Angie. - But I'm definitely looking for you. - Are you a mole? - No, I'm not. To be a mole, I have to have at least watched the show. I'm probably the least... - But how do we know you didn't? - Yeah, yeah, 'cause you say it. - If you're the mole, who's the mole? - 'Cause you can look at my eyes and tell if I'm telling the truth. - No, no, no, you're all right.
I'm just... The way I sit down and look at it is everybody comes in here.
Can I have my chest now? When I was talking, and then I saw you give a kind of strange look to the other house. The camera?
No, when you looked, I was talking and you kind of did a sly look as if... And I thought you kind of, like, was like... her or something. Given your feeling. His feeling about it. So you think I'm, like, from the other house or something? No, I just think you might be a bit of a fucking two-faced, and I don't like that. We just need to stop thinking into things, too. Yeah, it doesn't. Things and things. I'm not speculating. I actually saw you do the look. You didn't see me do it. What look? I didn't say I gave everyone a dirty look behind their back. I didn't say anyone. It said me. What's the look? You said I gave you a dirty look? No. Can I just finish my...
I'm trying to figure out what is the law. I was talking to you guys and I saw him do like a
You know, there's that kind of... Him. At who? At you? Has anyone else in the group seen me give a dirty look about? No, I don't. That's the proof. I think she meant, like, not a dirty look. It was like... When I was talking, it was like...
Like that kind of thing. But if you did, you did. So I'm just saying, because somebody's two-faced,
And I find out the two fears, that's it, I'm cutting you off. Done!
- No, no.
1 :48
1:48 AM.
Natalie is talking to Big Brother about her fellow others. I'm very devious of the Chicago guy. I saw that look.
Thinks he's fucking smart.
He's not that smart. He's a sneaky little shit. Got his number, and I'm gonna make sure at some point, he gets to know what I really think about him. That fucker is a sly little fuck. The idea of staying here for two, three days,
- Ain't appealing.
This conversation's about fake tan and nails.
Jesus, help me.
Give us the tasks so I can do what I need to do to get the fuck out of this place and into the main house so I can really be myself and cause the mayhem, drama and be happy.
Because I'm not happy.
Over in the other house, Ryan's had one too many drinks.
-
I'm not going to be able to get this.
Come on.
*sad*
*
- - What? - What? - What? - You haven't done anything.
You got...
Genuinely, I'm so sorry. As long as you're all right. You're not going to be sorry about.
Oh.
Huh.
Oh.
I've got a farm involved. Why are you sorry? You don't fancy me anymore, do you?
I do.
I'm joking. Look I can no-one answer my joke now, I know. Andrew is coming to talk to big brother
Thank you.
The rest of the others are asleep.
Thank you.
How's your time been so far in the other house? Well, there's a massive difference between me and the other housemates, because
The other housemates are too busy being excited. They're on TV and running around acting like fools, and I'm trying to actually complete the task.
which I feel has alienated me from some of the housemates.
But it's a risk you have to take.
You know?
Didn't have a game plan before I came in here, I still don't, but...
I'm intelligent enough to understand that if you want to learn something you have to shut your mouth. You know, it's very easy to talk.
and constantly get attention and talk, talk, talk, you don't learn anything that way.
You learn a lot more by being quiet.
listening to what other people say, listening to who they look at while they talk,
if they interrupt a certain person all the time.
Look at if one person walks, who follows them?
You know, this is how you learn.
You can't make moves on a chessboard if you can't see the pieces. So it's day one.
I decided to stay quiet. I decided to learn a lot about my housemates.
And not necessarily suss them out, but just learn about the situation we're in. And while doing that, try my very, very best to complete the task, which is get out of the other's house.
I don't care if nobody down there likes me.
I'm sure by now everyone's already pre-decided they don't like me, and that's fine.
I know where I genuinely am.
So I know I'm the most intelligent person in this house, and I'm the most capable person in this house.
fact.
I'm going to get the task completed.
From what I saw of the other housemates, there's some interesting characters in there I'd like to meet.
I want to get in there.
and I'm going to do whatever it takes to do it.
Simple as that.
.
They are blissfully unaware of the threat facing them just metres away in the other house. I just want more information on our goal. Do you know what I mean? I want to...
I can see you want to win, like win the task. Yeah, not so much like win that or anything, I just want a chance for us to get into the big house.
Yesterday,
The others saw footage of six of the housemates. To help them choose their next target, the others are about to be introduced to the rest of the housemates.
Three more X's. No, can you imagine? Girls will try and team up on my side rather than go against me, because they know if they go against me, she's going to go down. Oh, we're so scared. We're so scared. Shivering in our boots. Fuck you, Evelyn.
I like adventures. I like doing different things and meeting new people. I like him. I like him. I'm just dreading that another X is going to come up.
I'm Chelsea Singh, 48 years old, from South East London.
Yeah, I've got a couple of bob. Yeah, I'm a multi-millionaire. Hello. 100% ragged in riches. Boy did good. Came out of South East London.
And now I pretty much got that at the weekend and I will smash 10 grand
in three or four hours in a nightclub. And pretty much every weekend. I want to go out with him.
Not that I would win it, I am going to win it. Like I know I'm going to win it. Do you know when you just have that feeling? I know I'm going to win it. I swear on my mum's life I can't wait to get in there with her.
If she's nice to me, that's fine, but if she isn't, I'm gonna destroy her. Oh my God, I'll slot against them, right? That's what it's gonna be, innit? Yeah, but we're better. We're much better than that. I think we are. Shit! Hello, my name is Jackson and I'm 24 from Nottingham. Tasting pussy is like...
It's like the inside of an apple, the skin's shit.
You know, you can taste a woman and kiss her on her lips. I'm so happy. Do you like him? Yeah. Why, because he's nasty? No, he's funnier, you know. It's time
for the final housemate to be revealed to the others. Sam.
- Hello, my name is Sam Green. - Fuck off! Oh, my God, no way. Just tried to take some of my exes off me. When I was, like, 18, I had this, er...
a lad who was a mate and he was gay, called Ryan. Ryan Buckledge. He's very camp, very, like, screaming around, like, squeak-flush, everything. And at the time, he was good to party with, he was dead fun. But then, he just turned weird. Like, he started having this, like, weird obsession with me. He started dressing like me, started talking like me, started...
Trying to, like, literally be me. Fuck off! It just freaks me out.
And I just told him exactly what I thought of him. - No, you don't think you fucking do. - I thought, "Be yourself. Stop trying to be me. Stop being obsessed with me."
and go home and have a bath because your fake tan stings are you
i swear to god gets me in that house now because that guy is going to wish i was never in the fucking place fucking goon my oh my god i swear to god i am going insane get me in there with that
He looked for Keith, eh? Who was the rich one? Tell me. I swear. I swear. I swear. Not Roderick. Um, Chelsea guy. Chelsea?
- Right. - Fucking hell, how long has he been? No, no, no, no, it's complicated. He didn't say nothing. He said nothing. - What the fucking... - Goodness me. - I can't go. - You can't go. I'm not going. Yeah, it's complicated. I want to...
Did you know someone on there? I was just wanting one tonight. I'm a tenner. Just tell you what. Just say you're tired. Just say you're upset about something else. Just say you're feeling stressed about the whole thing. This guy literally writes in his place, "I am fucking crazy." Just say you're upset about something else. Oh my actual God.
I'm gonna check on the dinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? I'm spitting, I'm foaming at the mouth. Get me a fucking fag now.
I'll come out with you. I know that sounds bad, but I'm so glad someone else is in my shit. What a fucking go. I fucking knew it. When your boyfriend tipped up on there, I knew something like that would happen.
It's only us two though, why only us two? In the other garden, Jane is coming clean. There was one guy in there that...
on there that
I
- It was all good.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Hey, what's... Chelsea?
You were so thinking about your guy, you didn't notice her. No, no, I did keep it. No, I did keep it.
Let me tell you it straight now. I never had any relationship with Chelsea.
spot.
We were really, really friendly. Who knows what might have happened, but we fell out.
just before Big Brother.
So fairly recent? Very, very recent. Weeks.
Oh God, really?
from what you knew of them,
Is that a good description of him when he gave it to Berenice? Oh yes, yes. So that is actually him. Let me tell you
He is one of the nicest guy. What do you think you would actually say to him if you was to walk straight in? Do you know what?
I don't know. I don't know. And that's what's probably us
Because you don't know your reaction and what's going to be going on. I know what I'd do.
I'd go and hug him. Because I forget, you know. Well, do that then. If you do get the chance to see him, just hug him. If he doesn't want to hug it out, then you've done your bit, you know. But suffice to say...
We fell out.
just before Big Brother, so it could be awkward. - But in the last few weeks?
Yeah. Oh fucking hell man.
Oh, dear. Talk about fresh. Yeah. Big Brother has gathered the others to reveal the identity of the housemate they targeted last night. Here we go. Last night, you chose to target the housemate who described themselves as sexy. It's...
- Evelyn. - Evelyn. Evelyn. That house, mate.
was Laura. - Laura? - Told you it was Laura. Your decision to target her means that she became the first housemate to face eviction. - Yes! - Yay! She'll be gone. She'll be gone.
What? Does she know? Does she know how it happened? She must know how it happened.
It also meant that she had to nominate another one of her housemates last night. How did she not get picked? Please be sound.
She chose to nominate
Letitia. Yeah. What? Okay.
Two down.
Rest to go. But...
They will soon be joined by more housemates.
and it will be up to you, the others, to pick more targets. Your aim must be to unsettle them and create paranoia and ultimately steal a place for yourselves
in the Big Brother house. - When and how? - Shh! Big Brother, we'll get back to you later. - Oh, hello. - I know what we should do. - What? I know what we should do. - Go on, Mr. Tess. Go on. - First, see, what we need to do is
deliberately remove the girls, so the girls that are left are more and more powerful amongst the men.
No, I want that Sam out. I want that Sam out. If you keep it even the house would be more harmonious. You'd have one or two hot chicks. Sorry, you want to get more balls out? That's what you need to do. What about the male house? Which ones did you not like? Jason. Jason and Sam. I didn't really like Alex. I didn't like what you said. He's the impersonator I didn't like. I didn't like Alex at all. I didn't really like Alex. I would say Evelyn. Yeah. Evelyn and Jason.
- What? - Joe's honest. - We're going, yeah. - We're not putting Jason up yet. - Oh, we're not? - We're not putting him up yet. - Put the girls up. - Put the hot girls up. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That could work out. - That'll be better for us when we go in there. I don't want them out straight away. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I don't want them out, actually. - No, I'm quite happy with the girl. - I'll get them out once I'm in there. - Who would you want this one? - You, you little fucking smelly breath twat. - But is he not a ginger? - Get out! - Is he not a ginger? - Look how old he looks. - Fuck off! You're going and you're going.
Big Brother has gathered the others in the other living room. This is Big Brother, the others. It's time to pick your next target. Yes. God. Right, next target, I think Evelyn.
I'd take Evelyn. - Oh, no, I don't. I'd take Georgina. - Georgina, I would say. Georgina. Georgina, one million cent.
because she's an easy target. Listen, we need to choose the person who is most liked in the house. Now from what I could see, it's the female I believe that's most liked is Georgina and the male I believe is most liked is Alex. It will mess with Alex's head when he's walking around shaking everyone's hand thinking he's the don and all of a sudden he's up for nomination. So Alex is an option. Alex. No please don't put Alex up, he's fit.
- No, no, we're not doing that. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Just to mess with his head because he thinks everyone loves him.
Okay.
It's decision time.
Alex. Andrew.
Please confirm the name of the housemate that the others would like to target and explain your reasons why.
We're going to target Alex because we want to choose someone who can't see themselves possibly coming up for eviction. So we want to choose somebody who-- Who wouldn't expect. They wouldn't expect that we think Alex is the person who--
If you have to, it's still a paranoia. Exactly. You have chosen to target Alex.
Hopefully he gets told tonight so he can't sleep. The impact of that decision will be felt shortly in the house. Oh, yes. Oh, my gosh. They're going to end up here.
The others are talking tactics. No, no, but when they're saying no one is safe, they're going to literally think, fucking hell, no one is safe. Yeah. It's because we thought he would be safe. Because that guy's amazing and he's just been fucking up the nomination. Yeah. And they're all going to be shit about, well, how do I act? Do I go quiet? Do I be able to talk? Do you think they're going to tell? They're making nominations, but they're not counting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then the quiet people. Yeah, I think they're doing that. No, but then we speculated that, but that's confirmed it. Yeah.
Yeah, but the quiet people are going to be now thinking, well, all you're fucking rude, you, I hate you sometimes. I fucking hate you sometimes. No, it don't matter, carry on speaking, you rude twat. Oof, dear.
Everyone's opinion can't. We're supposed to do shit together at the end of the day. We've got a nomination, him being a really nice guy, and everyone thinking,
No, but then the quiet ones are going to be going paranoid thinking, well, we're actually not as big personalities as well, so why the hell are we not getting targeted as well? Everyone's going to look at the people not being nominated, the quiet ones, and they're going to try and imitate them. So when one of us gets in there, there's not going to be any really strong friendships, and that's the important thing. Yeah, it makes sense. But that's good. We don't want it. Yeah, we want to make it as un-clicky as possible. Yeah, yeah. Like, that's it. Exactly. So everyone needs to be waking up each day, hi, hi, and sitting down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. None of this fucking shit. You could be coming to no one. If you're not going to be able to trust no one, then the mind's going to be going overdrive.
you
Thank you.
10 or 2 p.m.
Big Brother has gathered the housemates. Alex, Andy, Chelsea, Jackson, Laura and Atisha all think they're facing the public vote for eviction. What the housemates don't know is that it's the others who must decide which two of them to evict.
This is Big Brother. The others.
You have a few minutes to discuss your decision. There is 0% chance you choose anyone other than Jackson and Alex. They have to go. They have to go. Why are you evicting Jackson and Alex? Because they're the most popular. They're the biggest competition for everyone. It's a game. But it's a game. We all want to win. We want to win. Can I just say one thing? I've been saying for the last two days, if we get a choice, they need to go. Yeah, because they're the biggest strongest two. Look who's left if they go. We fill that house. No, I don't agree with Alex because he's not that popular. Marco is.
- Alex is going. - Alex is popular. - Alex is going. - Alex is going. - But do you think you could create more suspicion about Alex, but if you're still in there, Dan,
Maybe Letitia or Laura, what do you think? Jackson and Alex? No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. I do think we should get rid of one of the girls. No! No, no, no, no! If Dax is going, fucking Alex is going. Listen, if you take Jackson and Alex off that board,
Any one of us that goes in there is going to be the queen or king of the house. And that's the goal. Listen guys, I'm excited because this is the biggest twist we're going to do in this, maybe this whole series. These people are going to be shell shocked. Genuinely. I've got to say, next time we get this choice, if we do, I want to see some girls gong. This is Big Brother.
It's decision time.
Jane, stand up.
Oh my God, leave the house. Jane, give the name of the first housemate the others want to evict and explain your reasons.
- Thank you.
We have decided that Jackson, we want out.
And Alex, we want out. The housemates are about to discover the result of the other's decision.
- Guys.
Oh, fuck.
- Alex and Jackson, you have lost your place in the Big Brother house. Please say your goodbyes. You will be leaving the house together. - No, not that they haven't.
10 :15 p .m.
10:15 p.m. It's been 14 minutes since the others chose to evict Alex and Jackson. The others are unaware that these were fake evictions and that Alex and Jackson will be joining them in the other house.
Oh
And they went to see the other housemates he'd come up and I'm gonna know I miss my phone You've probably talked about me the one that apparently has been trying to get rid of for three months. That's bullshit
This is big brother can the others gather back on the sofas. That was the last reason. One there and one there. Yeah well one. Jesus Christ. Oh my God. I'm the girl. Yeah. Nah. And I've been watching all that. There are two sides to the story. I bet yeah. Yeah. Us two. We've got beef with two people in there and this need to be sorted mate. Have you just got beef with Sam? Sam in there mate. He's a fucking goon. He's a goon. I am going to terrorise mate. I'm going to terrorise him. Big brother has won.
final revelation. For the past 15 minutes the British public have been voting for the two others that they would like to send on an undercover mission into the Big Brother house. I can now reveal the two others with the most votes are:
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Andrew
And Ryan
Andrew and Ryan, please say your goodbyes. You will be leaving the other house now
together. Please leave the other house immediately.
Please leave the other house immediately. See you guys. I love you.
Oh, she was proud! Oh, she was proud! It makes you so excited. Oh, my God. Oh, good. I'm so excited. You look cool. This is so good. Who? Who? Who?
and to be there.
"It's the first time Ryan will come fierce to fierce with Sam
since finding out he is a housemate.
What are you in here for?
Do you really think I'm gonna rise to this, mate? Fuck off! Oh my god!
- Is he being seen? - No, I'm fine.
I'm actually pissing myself. - Why am I just kidding? What's funny? What's funny? - Because you're already like acting up in front of the camera. - So what, I'm an attention seeker, I'll admit that, I'm not arse. - Calm down, love. - Fucking hell. - Just surprised that you're even in here, that's all. - Oh my God. - Hey, look at you acting. - Look at you. Mate, I'm not gonna rise.
Was good vibes
But it's not anymore, I'll tell you why. Where is everyone? Is everyone paying attention? Evelyn! -Evelyn! I just heard. -Hey! -Yeah? -I don't know everything, but I do know some things.
Yeah, and there's 10 of us in here and eight of you are probably the biggest snakes that have ever been in the Big Brother. Genuinely eight of you. Biggest snakes? Genuinely eight of you are the piss-tapen. I'm telling you what I've seen. From what I've seen, eight of you. Snakes. You know, snakes. Saying to someone that you're upset they're evicted after voting for them. Not arguing with someone to their face and slacking them off to the diary room. These are things I've been showing. This is all I've been showing. I'm telling you that I've been showing. Don't rise to it. Don't rise to it. Don't rise to it. Don't rise to it.
- No mistakes as well. - I told you what I said. - No, no, no. - You've just been in this house, so like calm down, you live here now, you can't just come in and just say that to everyone. - I know, I know, I'm not, no. I'm not accusing anyone of anything, I'm just saying what I've been shown. I don't think people are like that. That's why I was trying to talk, everyone walked off. I don't think people genuinely like that. I'm saying what they've shown us is that.
Yeah, but like you I get you but you gotta understand where like
We're at house and we're close together. You just can't come in and like call everyone a snake like I have a climb called no one snakes I'm not touching no one apart from Sam that I've got an issue with. I'm not touching no one. Don't leave me! What the fuck? You're leaving me with the evil people!
They've shown me all I've seen, the certain things I've seen, indicate a certain thing. I know they're probably not true. That's why I've said it. That's why I've said it. I'm trying to say...
- Oh, okay, well. - You don't like your vibes. - Yes, just be happy. I'm trying to say I want to get to know you all, and you get to know me from the beginning. I'm not gonna go... Well, you're not going about it a very good way. - I'm not gonna go based on what I've seen. - You're gonna chill out, man.
Yeah, it does. It's just so hard for us, just for you to come in here and say that.
I mean...
To be fair, I have no judgements on anyone in here, it's just I have a problem with him, I don't judge any of you. No, I'm not speaking to you, Sam. I'm not speaking to you, Sam. I'm not speaking to you, Sam. I'm not speaking to you. Take your dog breath. Call yourself a model. You couldn't even model balaclavas, mate. Fucking go. I've heard that joke before. I'm fucking feeling it. No one's laughing. You're trying to get these to turn all on me and judge me. We're judging you. I'm not judging you. Because the way you're acting, mate.
Oh my God, I'm absolutely baffled. Yeah, but my problem with him is not to do with you. I wouldn't... I wouldn't... I wouldn't... I wouldn't be a family here. I wouldn't be a corner in our house and being like that with somebody there. I do understand, but because I'm very shocked that he's in here and I've got issues with him personally myself and back home, that's all. But that's nothing to do with you. I don't want any of you to take offence by that. But that's up to him if he wants to be here. Yeah, these guys are fucked, man.
Hey, what's going on? Why would you come in and instantly be so tired? Because I don't like you. I know. See you later, you little shit.
I just don't like him. Why not? Because I'll go into detail every time. He's so angry at me. I really can't stand him. He's making my blood boil.
If you think it's straightforward, it's not, guys. I'm telling you, it's not.
Didn't I tell you he was vile? He doesn't know what to do himself, he's shaking.
He's shaking right showing at me because he knows it's all an act. I feel truly sorry for him. Yeah, boy
I'm not rising. I'm cool as a cucumber. No, I am mate.
Bad idea coming here, my young. Fucking hell. It's a game to them. They're changing the game. These two fucking...
Dickheads are fucking changing the game. I'm not judging you too much yet, but he's a cunt. Let's fucking party!
-
Thanks.
Look at him. He's just like, "Oh, what do I do now? I've done the camera bit."
I've acted, I've said what I want to do, now what do I do? Let's walk around.
and look in the camera mirrors.
to show how people, how pissed off I am. Do you know what I mean? Don't even rise to it. I'm actually laughing, it's laughable.
End of. You two clowns are out of here. I'm evicting you.
Seriously, I swear to God I'll drag you up by your fucking hair up there.
Try me.
Fuck you Miss Alex, I fuck you Miss Alex.
This is all set up, guys.
They're a fucking bunch of clowns in our house. It's cool man. Listen how much they pay you to be here, man? Oh
Not more than my fucking shoes you fucking joke. You fucking chimp mate. You're a fucking chimp. Fucking bitch coming here being rude to my couple people. Marco come to the dining room. Why are you squaring up to me? I didn't say nothing to you. I've said something to you. I've said something to you. Nothing else Sam. Don't like giving it lemons now mate. I wasn't speaking to any of you. What am I acting about? I've
I'm coming to Big Brother. I'm coming to Big Brother. That's all. Fucked
Brother. Fuck down. Hello Marco. Hello. Sit down for me.
Okay.
I'm not gonna hit him, don't worry. I'm not gonna fucking touch no hair on anyone in here.
Marco, Big Brother wants to defuse the situation and let you calm down. So just sit there and take it easy. I've got no beef with you. I want to be here. I've got no beef with you. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You don't care about him, but I'll fucking care about him. You fucking get through me before you fucking speak to him. This is Big Brother. Chelsea move to the kitchen now. No! He's not fucking speaking to him. He's not going to speak to our people like that in here.
Coming up Emma and Victoria break out. She said she's escaped. What the fuck is going on?
10 :38
10:38 PM.
It's been 18 minutes since Ryan and Andrew moved into the house. Andy is trying to calm things down. The way I see it, we have two different paths we can take now. We can either take the path where we all get really fucking angry or we can... Exclude them. Done.
Or we can just, you know, treat them as new housemates and I know there's history there and just kind of... No, we're not treating them as new housemates. Well, they are new housemates. We like it or not, they are new housemates. They came to fuck it up. That's what they're in here for. They're not in here to become housemates.
They're in here to fuck shit up. That's why they're in here. Well, the best way not to let them is for us to stay far. Yeah, exclude them.
Grip hard guys love you, bro fucking grip hard get up. Oh
Alex and Jaco out and bring those two dickheads in here. Yeah.
He's got nothing to do with me.
He's in here cos I'm in here. I got him in here. I ain't going anywhere near that little shit. Yes, my boy! Guys, honestly, listen.
Listen bro, just don't talk to me right now, okay? Let me just say five words and I'll walk off if you want, yeah?
If you genuinely think everything's as straightforward as people coming into a house and starting an argument for no reason, if you believe it's straightforward, then that's truly who they are. Why would you come in here and start like that, though? Why wouldn't you introduce yourself and then tell us tomorrow or something? Shut up and listen to me.
You came into here and we called eight of us snakes? Yeah, of course. You didn't even tell us your fucking name!
Shut up, mate, because you're on their fucking side, so why don't you sit down and shut up? All right, if that's how you want to be... Put a fucking glove off and go and do the dishes, mate. Then that's up to you. Make yourself useful in this house or something. That's how you want to be, it's your decision.
You haven't even said your name. All you did, Andrew, Marco, nice to meet you. All you did was go eight of you on snakes. Listen, if I was in your position, I would think he walked down that stairs and he calls World War 3. Is there a reason for that? I'm surprised that no one's thought,
There's more to this.
Chelsea is in the daily room talking about Ryan.
There's an issue, ongoing issue, between this guy who's come in, him and Sam. Okay, fair enough. Got problem, you got beef, that's call. But the way he come in here and his friend with that fucked up attitude, listen.
In my real world and my life, nobody does that to my people or my family. It's our firm.
And I'll tell you what, that really, really, really got to me, because it ain't gonna happen under my roof.
It's not going to happen.
It's my house.
I'm not in here to be a dick with anybody else. I'm not actually like that as a person, which obviously over time you'll see that I am a decent person. I don't...I've not come in here to...
be hurtful to anybody else, which obviously I'm sure you are gutted that
two housemates have just gone that you've been living with which is understandable it's always hard as a late one to come in anyway i don't i'm marco nice to meet you nice to meet you mate i've not come in to cause friction with anybody else i shouldn't have come in like that i will be honest thank you for apologizing thank you for apologizing i will be honest you've basically just lost your name i've just got into it i'll shake your hands now right i'll calm down now If you come out just normal, then I've been... But the only reason why, the only reason why I'm angry, Sam, is just the way that you slag me off. That's the reason why they've not put us in on lunch night together. I've not slagged you off, I've said what's happened in the past. No, but you were like, oh yeah,
it's over exaggeration. God's your fate tiny stinks Go and wash yourself mate. That's all and that's the reason why they put me in late They put me in late to obviously show me stuff like that. I
he
I don't want any friction or tension. That's what I'm saying. No, but that's what I'm saying. I'm a fair guy. If you come down normal, I'd be like, "Oh, bloody hell, what are you doing here?" Not only have you had a shock of obviously everybody going, but then you've already friends and somebody's walked in and you're like, "Who's this dickhead coming in like this?" Sorry. Don't say sorry. It's a reaction. No, no, I blew smoke in your face. I'm sorry for blowing smoke in your face. Not about the way it was acting.
'Cause that's me.
And I don't want... I mean... Can I... Sam, can I please have my say now? Please, I beg you.
I thank you.
Right?
This is our fucking house.
You're welcome, you've been put in our house. But the way you fucking came down those stairs...
Like, Billy Big Bollocks. You're not Billy. Like, all them offending words. Oh, no, no, Sam. Don't say all them offending words to me like that. Like, you're fucking... It's offensive. Yeah, it's just because you was offending me, that's all. What have I said? Going on about my fakes and how I wanted to be you and stuff like that. Your fakes aren't. Oh, come on, mate. It's been so upsetting. Can I just finish our conversation, yeah? If there's any big bollocks around here, that's me.
Name's fucking Chelsea Singh.
Period.
*gunshot *
11.22pm.
11 .22pm.
Georgina is talking to Big Brother about the new arrivals. They're so mean.
Thank you.
*sniff*
Thank you.
I don't want to go.
Andrew just has this...
attitude about him.
And then you just took away, like, two of my awesome foursome.
Unbeknownst to the housemates, Jackson and Alex are in the other house. The others are talking about their decision to evict them.
Well, I was pleading for you to stay and then there were obvious but he whatever was being strategic thinking you're going to win it and
And I was saying it doesn't matter, I just wanted you to... because I was feeling bad for you. Yeah, but listen love, listen, it's not just about any of that. What were... what... Listen, go backtrack now. We know what you said and what you did. Go backtrack. I'll say it right now. What the fuck you're talking about? Backtracking. Hold on, hold on. Why are you... We're here to do a job. And when we go there, we're there to do a job. You weren't like this before. It's the fuck with their heads. Why are you fucking talking about? What's wrong with you all of a sudden? You weren't like this before. No, because you're... Don't yell at me!
And fuck off, don't fucking get in my face.
I'm not talking to you.
So get the fuck away from me. Oh, we can wear like this. Don't hit my hand up again. Oh, we can wear like this. Now you're popping up. Now you're popping up. Now you're popping up. She's sitting here saying the main reason. I'm not talking to you. She's saying the main reason was actually was what was the smallest reason. She's saying the main reason. Let me finish my conversation. No, no, no, you're bullshitting. I'm not talking to you. The main reason we put you two in here. Fuck off. I'm not talking to you. Fuck off. The main reason we put you two in here is because we thought you were the most popular and were fucking their heads and I won't believe you're going here. And did I not tell you that? Yeah, that's what you just said. Just tell them you fucking prick. You didn't. Don't. Shut up.
Don't call me names. Don't get aggressive with me and call me names. You have no right to do it.
Look at the stage she's worked herself into. Look at her. I need a cigarette. Will you open the garden somewhere? It's the fuck all week. Who was sent down all week? I was a part of all week with a pussy all week. The minute you guys are here, what happened to this big fucking classroom? You fucking pussy. She's just doing that to try and wind me up.
She should be ashamed of herself, so she should.
*gunshot *
12:11 a.m.
12 :11 a .m.
Emma and Andy are talking to Andrew about his arrival.
I just felt like aggression and all that. It was an extremely aggressive, is the way you described it. I mean, it was. It was lots of shouting and I mean, with Ryan, inevitably, but I think the only bit I remember with you is when you're sitting on the sofa and you said, you're a snake, you're a snake, you're a snake, which was an aggressive act. But like, what do you mean by who's a snake? Am I a snake?
Last night.
I mean, no one snakes. I honestly...
I know for a fact that they're not because I know who they are as people. Back in the Big Brother house, Emma and Victoria are waiting to come to the diary room. I've got to get out of here. Honestly, I can't handle this.
I can't cook anymore, babe. Can you do it? Literally let us in. I'm going to climb out. I can't handle it. We want to go, Big Brother. I've been saying it all day.
I want a suitcase. We want to leave, OK? Literally. You can't keep it. You literally cannot keep it. Like, you fucking have to let us out.
Sorry, I shouldn't swear. Shit man. It's so contagious, this energy is so bad. It's horrible isn't it? Get me out.
Michael, we need more to direct schools?
.
What should we do?
Get your box away.
*Tonk*
Oh, fucks up. The girls will be gone. Oh, she's trying to get out! She's trying to get out! It's one of the twins! One of the twins is over there!
She's gone.
She's gone. Can I get out, please? She's gone. - - - - Vicky, is that you? - You've escaped me! You've never escaped! - Can you see us? They're getting ejected. They're gonna be ejected because of that, because they're gonna fuck back in there and say everything.
Honestly, don't say anything. It's got a fucking heart. Who else is there?
Security problem.
Emma! No, mate, you've just looked fucking... Is it Emma? No, they're... Who was it? They're gonna get ejected because of that. They wanna leave anyway. They wanna go. They wanna stay in there. They wanna regret leaving. They're gonna regret leaving. Why would you leave? Why would you leave? She said she's escaped. She said we've escaped.
They're crying their eyes out, they've gone, they've just run out, they've literally run out.
Thank you.
They've gone.
What the fuck is going on? I feel like I've caused all this. I feel so bad. What the fuck is going on?
Some of the housemates are talking about Laura being booed. Do they do that every year? They want this. Yeah, but do they do that every year? Yeah, of course they do. I know we've been around in circles. That's fine, babe, that's fine. It doesn't bother me. I just need to give, I need to respect. I know the crowd and everything as well.
Babe, I would do the same.
Yeah, I just feel tonight... I have a fiance on the outside. We'll have an open kind of thing. Exactly, so... It's a bit hard on her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, great. Now you say that, you say... No, but not because you're thinking it.
You're overthinking it. The crowd, there's no way in the world. The crowd, that many people. But you respect me, though, for making that decision. I still love you so much. We're still... Yeah, babe, babe, baby, baby. Nothing's changed with us. I don't keep grudges. Yeah, nothing's changed with us at all. I don't keep grudges. But listen, I'm not sleeping in a bed with a dude. I'm not going back on the floor. I'm getting myself a bed. Two people have moved out. I should get a bed.
I've been on the floor for two nights now. No, you're not going on the floor. Yeah, so if we work, they're like, yeah, that's fine with me. I'm happy with that.
I just want to compliment you. I mean you're the one with the fiancee, do you know what I mean? I'm actually paying for it. Don't fucking turn it around on me bitch. What? I'm the one with an open relationship. I just don't want to put myself in that position anymore. You've got to understand that. I can't put myself in that position anymore. Babe, I understand. I understand. Okay.
But you guys you guys are actually I'm already kind of what he had my own person in the other world and you have careers and stuff yeah, I
I mean, I'm already rich. I don't need this. I don't want to ruin my life, my career. So I actually think I'm going to walk.
Unfortunately, I'm worried that mine already has.
I'm really worried about that.
I had to make walk today. Babe, we need you in this house. You know what you are to us in this house. I know, I know, but I don't want to be in here where they're gonna make me look like a woman. But there must be a way we can be in it. We just have to be super careful about.
They, they, listen, it's so true, they're gonna fucking twist everything we've been doing.
And there's a reason they've fucked around with not, not the group, not us, 'cause we are all very close, still, but with the public, they see something very different to what we see. Yeah, I know.
And that's why I get on moving. -I just wish I knew what it was. Just so I can... -We don't, though, 'cause we're in here. -I don't know.
- Okay.
Thank you.
I'm leaving tonight. Why? I asked to go in because I wanted to leave. Why?
Why? Because I know that whatever we see of each other in here, the public aren't seeing. Mate, you ain't going nowhere. I am, mate. I'm not doing this, mate.
Mark Law's come to a big decision. I'm going tonight. I don't know. I'm going. I'm fucking going. I'm coming with you.
Guys, I'm gonna walk with you.
If you want to, I'm moving. I don't want you to go.
I'm walking. I don't want to do that. Well, the suitcase is packed.
- I will fucking eat. - Perfect then. We off to Miami.
You don't have to mate, you stay here. It's nice and great.
No, no, no, if you go... I'm... I'm leaving tonight. Only if we go to Miami.
We're going to Miami, I'll pick it on Vic. I know the guy. I know the guy on Vic. I can make it happen. There you go. I'm out already, I swear. I'm done. I'm done. I'm so done. You'll get me excited. I love everyone. I love everyone.
Listen, listen.
- No, no, I'm done. - We're going Miami. - Bro, I'm done, I'm packing my bags. - Come on, come out. - I'm packing my bags and without.
Like we're going to Miami. You made me actually want to leave.
Have you got veneers? No, crowns mate. 75 G. They are sick. Yeah, run for free.
Thank you so much. Yeah, you know why? Marguerite P.O. White Jr.
I'm leaving tonight to fly.
Why? Because I've done it.
and I'm done with it.
You're one of the biggest characters in here, you could go to the final, I wouldn't mate. I don't need a hundred grand. And you know what?
They lost a good player to the game.
The game has changed, big brother. I'm telling the world... For you, not for us. For you! I'm telling everyone we're going to Miami, bitch. No service is free! Yo, big brother, I want my suitcase. If you keep ignoring me, I'm just gonna walk out and I'll slap one of your security guards around the face. Please don't piss me off. Don't get me started.
- Marco. - I'm going.
Take your fucking battery out.
Thank you.
Alright, let's go. Let's go. Anybody else from my suitcase? We out. We out, man. We're going.
*cough*
Don't. Told you I'd take an army with me.
Don't let me start on others. We outie.
Give us one fucking beer at my arse. Yo, me and Chelsea are leaving.
Made our minds. Fuck this show. Love you all, guys.
I'm going last week.
Come on Charles.
You can bring him up there.
You done? Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Or him. End of. Audi! Audi! Yeah, boy, the free world!
Back in the house, Andrew has come to the diary room to talk to Big Brother. I kind of feel like a soldier that's completed his mission.
Does that make sense? I was instructed to instill fear and paranoia.
I was here five minutes.
Fair enough, I took a bullet, 'cause I'm a man, and I'm not afraid.
I paid attention to who tried to physically intimidate me and who didn't, who was
Normal enough to have a normal conversation, who was shocked, who walked away, who sat still. I learned a lot.
Everyone went crazy.
Four housemates have left.
housemates that remain,
are completely head over heels paranoid.
about all the things that are going to happen to them. I've done exactly what
I was instructed to do.
You know? And now that it's completed, I very much look forward to
and getting to know these people and enjoying my time in the house. But to get here,
I had to complete a task, and I'm not going to apologize for completing that task flawlessly. I'm not going to apologize for that.
This house is more paranoid and more crazy than it's ever been.
to the point where people are leaving the house. There's been a max exodus. 33% of people in the house
walked out
within five minutes of my arrival.
I've done the job almost too well.
Dear 5, 10 or 2 a.m. After breaking out with her sister late last night, Emma has returned to the house and is speaking to Big Brother. I think I just really just lost, like, my
- Yes.
the
poisonous entrance.
in the real world, like I've never really seen anything like that, I just escaped from that. Can you tell Big Brother where Victoria is? She's actually made the decision that she won't be coming back, like she can't stay in the house. Despite the discovery of the other house, housemates are unaware that Andrew and Ryan are in fact undercover others plotting to take them down.
Andrew is talking to Big Brother about last night's drama.
You know, last night was crazy. But that was the intention, to cause craziness. Craziness kicked off. I do feel like I've started my objective well. People seem pretty paranoid to me, so I guess I feel like I've done a good job.
I kind of expected people to be
more objective about it, like I would be.
and understand the situation they're in. But it seems that the characters in here take everything very personally and
You know, it's really not my intention to personally upset people. I'm not that guy. I don't want to run around personally causing it.
genuine distress to anyone.
It's a game. It needs to be treated like a game.
I'm, believe it or not, a relatively positive guy.
Who in the house interests you the most in terms of getting to know better?
Chelsea.
Chelsea is the kind of person I'd be friends with on the outside.
He's flash, he's all about his money, all about success, doesn't care, he'll tell everyone about it. That's the kind of guy I'd hang around with on the outside.
I believe even though I'm in the house with a mission, I can build completely genuine relationships with the housemates.
You know, instilling paranoia isn't even a necessarily bad thing to do to somebody. You know, what am I doing? I'm making them more aware of their
dangerous. That's not a bad thing. If a parent says to the child, look both ways before you cross the road,
That's not a bad thing. The parent can still love the child. I can still find people in here who I really got on with and really like.
You know, I'm just warning them of the dangers. I think I'm a philanthropist. I think I'm doing a very good thing.
Some of the housemates are talking about Andrew. Andrew is... I don't think he's a bad person, but I think he's someone who's so strongly opinionated. He would never...
But say that to him in a debate. Just say it. Next time he debates, I think you're really strongly opinionated. I don't think he's somebody that could sit there and be told
Like, I don't agree with you. This is what I think. Yeah, say that. Say that. No, but I don't think he is somebody like that.
Big Brother has called Andrew to the diary room. Andrew, it's time for you to start your mission.
Big Brother is going to allow you to cross back into the other house to confer with the others.
Big Brother wants you to discuss with them the housemate that they think you should target and work against to get nominated this week. You will have only 10 minutes to do this to avoid suspicion.
- Thank you.
I'm gonna become the most hated man in the world.
Makes sense, let's go. Fucking hell.
Thank you.
you
*Loud noise*
*Loud noise*
*
- I love you.
Shit.
Howdy.
What the fuck? What? How you doing? What are you doing? Listen, listen. Did you see what happened last night? Hang on, wait, wait. Guys, guys, guys, we've got a bit of a call. Shh, guys, be quiet in the garden. I'm not supposed to be here. Shh, shh, shh.
Shh.
Oh my God, lovely to see you. Oh no! How are you? I'm good. Oh my God. Did you see the craziness that we caused yesterday? Yes we did.
Alright.
Okay, so...
Sit down, everyone.
I'm gonna sit there. I'm gonna present our room. Have you met? Have you met? Yeah, yeah, I met Alex. Hey, man.
Yeah, I took a bullet, acted like a cunt, but it got the job done. So anyway, whatever, I'm not afraid. Anyway, so they want you to decide.
who you want evicted from the house this week, and they want me and Ryan to try and influence the rest of the group into nominating them. It's not up to me. They want me, Big Brother want me to ask you, who do you want for nominating? I know we need to talk about it. We're going to get something that they will not mind going, and the only office person is...
- You were? - Yeah.
Who is the weakest link at the moment? Have you got your clue? It's probably Laura. Andrew. That's like the obvious choice.
if I'm being honest.
- You bet you feel the same. - Yeah.
After this experience, I genuinely hope I remain friends with everyone, but we are in a game show and it is a game. So I'm not going to apologize to the world for playing the game. It's a game, we'll all be friends afterwards, it's a game, it's a task. I understand where you guys have come from, but the way you've done it...
It was totally wrong. It was wrong. Tactless and wrong, really. Well, of course, your loyalty is to the people you're... It's not even about being loyalty, it's about, like, respect, like, just that, a general respect, like, just that, even if it was me, like, like they said, if I had your shoes on, I would have I done it. Not like that, G. So you're not gonna get no sympathy from us about saying it's a game? It's a game. Fuck it, man, you pussy hole, I'm telling you, are you lucky I went in there, bro, cos your mans would have gotten matched up? I'm telling you now.
It's really fucking hard, guys. It's hard. It's very hard. We've been torn apart.
- They're loyal to their guys. And I do, I, I, I, I, I've got to say, I, I do think the way you did it was a little bit wrong. - Your time is up.
You must confirm the name of the person you wish Andrew and Ryan to target for nomination. But guys, are we saying that, yeah? Yeah. Laura.
With Laura.
Yeah, it is what it is. Anyway, guys, nice to see you all. And you. And you. He's tough for him. It's tough for him. It's tough for everyone, isn't it? Mm. I get it. It's a game. Done it wrong, bro. You've actually gone and, like, made people get the way they shouldn't have been getting.
He did it off his own Bachman. It wasn't like he had always his house to go and set everyone down.
He went down and did that.
It was just fucking spiteful and fucking... Horrible. Yeah.
Big Brother, we have a problem, and the problem is that
The others aren't even unified.
in the task anymore.
The others don't even seem to want to do the task anymore. Alex and Jackson are obviously very unhappy about being others, and they are very unhappy about the drama that we caused. And even the others don't seem that supportive of this mission you want me to succeed in.
And I don't believe I have enough influence in the house currently to even do it.
So,
It's difficult.
Do you like a challenge, Andrew?
- Well, yeah, that's a good question. I mean, what's my reward?
if Laura ends up for nomination.
If you and Ryan successfully complete your mission, you will both obtain full housemate status.
Ryan is no use to me.
Ryan broke down today and started crying.
Ryan, I'm not even gonna tell Ryan about the task Ryan cannot help me
Andy's got car envy So my here sitting there's someone who couldn't afford a bicycle with somebody who owns a Bentley and two guys throwing Aston Martins Correct. Yeah, fantastic. I'll race you out man. I sold up I'm for now. Oh
What's an M4? Is that BMW? M4? It's probably as fast as fast on the Aston I'd bet. Oh yeah, it would be. Do you know what my first Ferrari was?
It was a yellow 355 GTS. I used to have blonde hair. Absolutely, completely blonde. But that was a good look. Yeah, it was back then. I look like a cunt now. I look like a cunt now with black hair. Go on, say it, Jason.
2 .34am. 2 .34am.
2.34am. 2.34am.
The housemates are in bed.
Mm-hmm.
*laughs*
Hmm.
.
Thank you.
.
-
you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*slurping*
Thank you.
-
I'm
.
Thank you.
-
Day 6: 11:05 a.m. It's a gloomy and cold morning in the Big Brother house
Last night Laura and Marco got hot and steamy with it. Oh
- Ah! Ah! -
Thank you.
you
Laura, Big Brother, just wanted to check you were OK and everything was all good. Yeah, yeah, everything's fine. Having a great time.
Big Brother's got your best interests at heart.
Morning, babe.
Are you okay? It's warm in here.
-
Right
In the other house, Charlie's enjoying the view. Morning. Little lion, didn't you?
The housemates are completely unaware that Andrew and Ryan are, in fact, undercover others. Andrew is updating Ryan on their secret mission. My brother took me to the diary room and gave us a task. And they said they want us to try and get the group to target Laura. I don't want to go.
Disculpt.
When did you go in there? Yesterday.
And they said, "I have to tell you to help me get people to nominate Laura."
And what happens if...
Nobody puts her off a nomination.
I don't know. But I have a feeling if we don't pull it off we have to go back.
And if we do pull off, we get to stay.
.
Back in the other garden, Natalie and Jackson are talking about Andrew. My girl will pop round today probably. Who's that? The spy. Oh, yeah. Yes.
- -007? - Yeah.
Oh, dear.
When he comes in, I'm just going to do the Mission Impossible theme to him. When he comes in. - Do-do! - You've got to be Tom Cruise. - Innit? - Yeah. - Man, I know it till we put on some shit going there. - I'm just going to stop calling him. Yeah, Tom.
"How you been today, Tom?" Stop it!
Oh.
I'm gonna ask I'm gonna say to him to convince us that
that you really are a kickboxer.
- Just show us one move. - Do some?
Do you want us to trust you?
Do a routine. Show me your stretches that you do before a fight.
Yeah.
Yeah, because your legs got to go up there like Van Gaal, I want to see you to do that.
Mm-hmm.
Let's see. I said, "Len will trust you?" Mm. Cold him out on it.
- It's published. - Yeah.
I'm definitely going to do that.
Andrew is in the diary room talking about his work as an undercover other. I've observed the characters
who are
most likely to challenge Marco's dominance.
I'm not choosing size, I'm not saying anything bad, I'm just saying Marco is a very dominant character.
my unmatched
perspicacity
coupled with my sheer indefatigability
makes me a feared opponent.
in any realm
of human endeavor.
So are you finding this mission harder than you thought?
Look, nothing's difficult for me.
I need information, I need time. I don't have all the information I need, I don't have all the time I need.
I would rather sacrifice
A small battle to win a large war.
I believe that I can complete the tasks without being two-faced and while still genuinely liking the people in the house. I believe I can achieve...
all three objectives.
I believe I can do that with...
Knowledge.
So what do you think yourself and Ryan can do in order to move the mission forward of getting the housemates to nominate Laura?
There's nothing to talk to Ryan about.
Ryan is not loyal to the cause.
Ryan is loyal to himself.
Ryan wants to be liked.
He is not prepared for war. Ryan is of no use.
to me or the others.
You have one soldier here capable of doing anything.
And that is me.
*Gunshot *
1:30am
1 :30am
Back in the garden, things are getting steamy. It doesn't work. Truth or death? Truth. Are you horny right now? Slightly.
You spin it, spin the scarecrow and do it mad. I'll do it.
been nonsense.
- That was him! - That wasn't you. - Yeah.
I want you to eat a top off and hold your sets.
Yes! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Yes!
And throw your bra around the ball. Out. Woo! Oh! Yes! Dad, if you're watching this, I'm really, really sorry. Dad, I'm really sorry. Alright, listen. Alright, spin the ball. 3, 2, 1. Ah! You. You. You decide. *laughs* Neck off with Laura.
Yes. I'll allow it. Go on. Do it. I can do it. Fucking go for it.
Yeah!
Yes! My God! I love you!
I've got a spin up my own, yeah?
Ready?
- Me. - Yeah, Sam. - It's Dad. - Truth.
How many guys have you slept with at once?
Fuck's sake! Which order were you involved in? Don't say fuck's sake, you're in line with my tits out! So no, I had an eightsome with salmon powder trees. What? Eightsome! Were you a powder tree first of all? I was made chick of the night, yeah. Chick of the night. Yes! Yes! My mum's a chick of the day!
Yeah. So I did it to make out with Eve.
For 30 seconds. Miles holding each other's tits. Yeah! Take your top off! Take your top off! Time to shine, you know.
Yes. Oh! No, move. Get some movement in there. Get a waist grabbing. Get close. Get intimate. One, two, three. No! That is so bad. That's so bad. That escalated so quickly.
Five days in and I've got my TikTok.
2:28 a.m.
2 :28 a .m.
Marco and Andrew are in the garden. Bite me, bitch.
Madness, right? It's crazy.
Pure crazy my own my don't more alcohol did to me. I want to see like you guys haven't even got me started. Yeah
Shit I just put that's nice is allah do you I?
Probably do. No, you don't. Yes, I do. No.
I don't know.
- Craziness.
Thank you.
You know, one person's craziness is another person's reality.
One person's craziness, another person's genius. Some of the best people on this planet who've ever lived were called crazy.
Dear 7:10:20 AM.
Big Brother has called Andrew to the diary room.
This is your brother. Due to events in the outside world, Andrew
has had to leave the Big Brother house.
Thank you.
What?
Oh... His suitcases are in the storeroom.
Would housemates collect them, pack up his belongings, and return the cases to the storeroom
as soon as possible.
- Thank you.
So two have left without even being evicted so far in less than a week. Oh my god look at his picture! What the fuck? Oh my god that's the first one out!