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You see it. That one there, raise point a little bit.
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- I'm sorry.
Almost.
Nah, he had our ace.
That was obvious. I thought you had something bad. Almost, almost had a straight. I needed a 10.
Because I can't tell anyone who we're playing with. I'm just gonna call you Dev for short. Sup Dev. Sup Dev. Sup Dev.
You can't deal me crap cards anymore.
Please I need good cards now Christie. What vodkas do we have?
Any Belvedere Mont Blanc something good. Give me a month vodka with ice, please. Oh
Thank you.
Thank you.
- Yes, sir. - Blinds go up. - Every 15 minutes, the blinds go up. - Four, three. - Good. - Muy bien.
- Is it me? - Yes, sir. - Ah, check.
- What? What? What?
I'm not gonna win anyway. I'm doing shit. He keeps giving me shit cards, bro. I can't win with this mess.
- 2473.
Check out this please.
Four and a seven and a three. Sounds like the worst night of my life.
- Bro. - Bad memories. - Those were the good nights. - I've been there. - Focus on the seven, focus on the seven. - I'm sick of these pair of tens. - Focus on the seven.
- Oh.
Check.
Focus on the seven
The three might have a huge rack though.
- You're so marvellous.
What is it, 100? You know what they say, Dev. You can't catch AIDS twice.
King or not, check our gold please. Check, check.
- I'll check mate.
Rebar card. Ten of hearts. Check or draw.
Allow it, man.
Shh.
You were waiting for the straight and then you didn't get it right.
Thank you, everyone.
Thank you.
Bet 200, raise 1000.
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It's so sad guys.
Hold, hold, hold, and then I hold.
THANK YOU.
Where's Bailey? - Some shortcuts please. - Have you guys killed him or something?
I haven't even seen him since I came. Pair of threes, ace high, nothing.
He's trying to scare everyone away.
Andrew called it. Put that way, Andrew.
Cheers everybody. Cheers Dev. Cheers Dev.
Thank you.
What time I want a fucking hand? Jesus.
Bro, that's the story of the Western world.
You let us in. You shouldn't have. You take your stuff. Now it's ours. All you white people built this beautiful society and you let us in. And now we're just gonna take it.
And when we tell you we're gonna do this, you're all like, "Oh, don't worry."
- He's being hyperbolic. - Hyperbolic. - He's sarcastic. My black friend.
arts Take it
Five days in
You know that eight six
Oh
Thank you.
That's 200. 200 post. Post.
Hold on it.
♪ That is the whole truth ♪
♪ You gotta let me hold you ♪
Home.
Two players, heads up. Turn around. Check out the best place.
Turn around. Move. Reward. Six of them.
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I'M NOT SURE.
Look at white boy Bailey Guys who votes getting her back? I thought kick about the game or should we just make some of his chips away? So he was paying once
Don't let him play he wants to play don't let I don't play you missed out fucking take those chips away, dear Oh, he's not again. He's not again fucking
What do you have tense
You're not in this game, baby
We were taking your blinds and now that you've come and you want to play we're not letting you play the game instead to punish
too busy having sex with your girlfriend like a faggot.
Having sex with a girl.
If all your chips had gone away, we would have made you owe us. Who has sex with a girl?
What are you, gay? Hope you were making babies. Bailey, have you been wearing condoms again? What have I told you about having gay sex?
- Condoms are gay. - So I have no chance. - No, you're not allowed to play. Go back to your little fucking girlfriend and hold hands. - You said eight o'clock. - Bro, it's poker night and you're busy fucking. - What time is it? 758. Baby, we're starting at eight. - Flower. - We're starting at eight. We're starting at eight. - Flower arranging. Flower arranging.
Things change.
Welcome to the adaptability of life.
Things change. Sitting around fucking
Knitting? One hundred percent.
- Um... - So what's your favorite Britney Spears album? - Bro, my favorite Britney Spears song is "Talks to the White." - "Talks to the White." - You're the whitest man. You're so white. Why is he betting 300?
He ain't got anything. Why is he betting?
But I ain't got shit either.
Oh.
- If you'd give me cards that win, I could win.
What's the... What's the... What? Just give me cards that win and I can win. That's it. Three points. Watch.
I hope devs out first for all this shit talking.
So as long as he's out, I'm happy.
Because otherwise he'll run his mouth too tough, run his gums too big. You can't have another backgammon repeat. You can't have another backgammon repeat.
Cheers, man. Appreciate it.
Two players, heads up. Turn card, fold.
- Check our gold, please. 1,000. - What? - 1,000 bomb, Akbar! - What is this? - Never. - That's all the money in Jamaica.
All the money in the Caribbean
Three sixes. - Full house. - Cun. - Two pairs. - Full house. - Ah, full house. Fucking cun. You had two pair. - I love this. - Yeah. - Mine's just rich. - I wouldn't have felt this bluffing. - Bro, you lose when you have a hand. It's a story of life. When you have nothing, you fold.
When you think you have a hand is when you lose your money. When you think, it's like the guy who goes to four karate classes who thinks he can fight. If he never went to karate classes, he would have just walked away.
But he went to four classes and you know he's a white boy and he believes it and his instructor's like, "Just jab, cross?"
He's like, "Okay, yeah. I'm a blue belt, yeah!"
He's never trained in his life. Some nigger who's never trained in his life. Never trained in his life. He's right. You don't know karate. Nigger's like, you're right, I don't know karate.
But I grew up different. I built different.
And before you know it, he gets his ass whooped. He should have just walked away. He should have folded. He should have folded.
100%.
Just give me shit cards. You need to give me really shit cards so I can fold, or really good cards so I can win. So give me these in between...
- Check for Ace? - Check. Blaming the dealer, huh? I'm blaming you. - Workers. - Blame it on the rain. You're lucky I'm not in this. I would literally take all the money. Ace, eight, ace. Check for the book.
I'm a bull bell.
- Is that your Pimpin' shirt? How do you like your Pimpin' shirt? - There isn't a shirt I own that ain't for Pimpin'.
Hold your hands up.
If I have a shirt,
It's for Pimpin'.
Whereas all my tailored jackets are for human trafficking.
I like your tea. Thank you very much. I like yours. Oh wait. Got robbed by D-card. Pussy. Good news. Heads up. Turn around. Come on. Check out the...
If we did a poker game for the top daddy holders, everyone would be loaded rich. And we could play for millions of dollars.
Think about it.
Million dollar buy-in for Top Daddy Home.
- Yeah.
- No, no.
Just to take all their fucking money.
We'll play with daddy coins.
- Why?
Are you feeding for nicotine so much that you're just-- - No, it's for the aesthetic.
Sort of look.
I'm not feeding for nicotine, I'm fine without nicotine. I don't get addicted to anything. - I mean, if you're relapsing, it's okay. - I'm built different.
- Thank you.
♪ We are ♪
No really, I'm okay.
I'm about where I started. - 100 seconds.
- I'm sorry.
- Sorry.
Check. Check. We're all in this shit. Four players. Who folded? Andrew. By the way, whoever wins, if you win, that's who tips the dealer. Six five ten. Check on the bet. 47. Uh.
Medium and betting's not a hand.
Come on, little bit.
Yes.
you
world.
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You have something going.
Why is she nervous?
What did you do to?
It's just lift with your left hand.
I'M GOING TO GO BACK AND SEE
Alright.
Do you want to move?
Well...
Well, three players.
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So, I'll come.
Good luck.
Just a moment.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Beth wanted.
Look!
I'll go.
He's actually not on pizza, man.
That was a good one.
I love it.
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Oh, heads up.
And here we go.
That's it.
Check out that.
All in. All in? Yeah.
All in. I don't know if you clock this or not.
I just went because I was praying for something on the river.
I'm hungry. I don't know what I have.
I'm sure you had nothing as well. I was gambling.
Thank you.
It's not gambling if you never lose, Dev.
- Okay.
- I don't even need that.
♪ And I'm a ♪
- Christy, keep that Volstead coming.
- Of course. - Listen, how are you getting off those smokes? - I don't need to smoke. I quit for two weeks to prove how easy it was, and I'll smoke again later.
I'll make up for my lack of smoking.
- Oh.
- All good, son? - Yeah.
Oh, take a raise.
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- Check.
We'll be right back.
Heartless.
Ace -5
Ace-5 Queen
I'm gonna make these.
- You just constantly manage to give me whatever there is
- - Turn.
It's kind of impressive at this point.
Minimum raise for home, double if you want to raise it.
- Sorry, sorry. - Yeah, Farder. - You wanna raise, you have to double his bet. - Hold on, man. - No, it's okay. - Oh, it's okay.
for home
Thank you, sir.
We have whole wheat.
400.
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- Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Paul.
Thank you.
Cool.
Good news.
Thank you.
Amen.
Thank you.
I don't know.
Check it out.
Check.
Thanks.
That's the same one.
Ray's for a call again.
Oh!
River card. So diverse.
Check the other one. Check.
Check. Check.
Amen.
- Better than this is.
- A lot of greens, and some greens.
- It's a mess for us.
You know? Stop drinking. Stop drinking. No more alcohol. Kristy, no more alcohol for Tristan.
- Whoa.
More from me, please.
I can't play without it. There are very few things I like. I don't need to drink, but I can't play poker competently unless I drink.
And we all know that's true.
The drunker I get, Andrew's been holding me off the table while I've been winning games.
I'm falling off my chair and shit. I'm just holding me on my chair and I'm fucking royal flushing out.
It's just the way it is.
And so it came to pass that Tristan Tate could not play poker without Jinky Pocket. 100 big man, Tristan, and blinds out after his hand.
Real nigga shit.
Real nigga shit.
- Good. - Good.
Thank you. Thank you. Check raise. Check. Perfect.
- All right.
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Ace to seven check over please. Oh
- Sure, all right, thanks.
- So, what else?
1000
like this. Here I go. One,
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Yes, please.
He's just chipping in.
I'll fight back then.
Contact.
♪ I'm just playing my feelings like I'm wearing a mask ♪
Thank you.
And...
Two players.
Heads up.
Turn around.
Squeeze.
This one looks...
♪
How was the movie?
♪ I'm a swish, I'm a swish ♪
Am I the only one in? Yes, sir.
♪ I feel ♪
- I'm sorry.
man.
♪ Baby ♪
I'm a bad boy, bro.
- All in. - Death. - Death. - All in. - Bad man move.
- 2,000 change.
2005 on the circle
- 2,000 for a girl.
- 3,500.
- That will count out change. Change, you know.
Showdown.
shit, but...
Can I see the cards, please?
Showdown.
you're asking us to
Mmm. That's so funny.
Jack, split pot no matter what it is. Is that right? Yes sir. Split pot no matter what it
Nice.
Nice good play. Good game.
- I'll put you on an edge somewhere else.
I was just talking to him.
I don't want to.
*knocking*
Stop leaning on the table, Andrew. Don't lean. Andrew, don't lean. It's gonna...
Go nice.
I can lean because I'm 68 years old.
Plus the leverage, you know, Archimedes' principle.
Thank you.
♪
If you're familiar with the work of Archimedes and Syracuse,
♪ I'm nobody, I'm nobody ♪
This vodka hits nicely. The old familiar sting, you know, lets burn right down to the stomach.
Gives me the poker power I need to succeed.
- What's up, you're not having one? - No. - Not having a drink? - He's having coffee with money.
Who has coffee with coffee and honey?
With coffee and honey.
You gotta drink, bro. - - Get lit.
- What is it, 200? - Yes, but don't fill up, bro. - Say. - Three, one, two. Two. Two drinks.
- Five, ladies. - Good night.
No.
8, 2, stand.
- Check over. Two.
Four.
Two. Everyone's in?
- None of you have anything, so. - Seven.
♪ ♪
♪ I am the one ♪
Chut. Chut. Remember the six. Chut.
1000
Don't scare us away the fuck on
Trying to scare us away. He's got fuck all I've got a pair of twos you guys can do whatever you like I
- A pair of twos ain't strong enough to fight him.
- What was it, the point? - I feel fucked up, come on now. No, but I've got a pair of twos. - Is that cool? - Let's see the crunch, please.
- What you got, Focall?
- Bless you.
6ix9ine
How come I got four quarter? Six, seven, eight, nine, ten? Same. No. No, it doesn't. Six, seven, eight, nine...
Strikes, football. Yeah.
Another split? He's got a nine, you got a nine.
Yeah.
You both have the sixes, it doesn't matter. The eights are already on the board. It's only the nines that count. The nines build the strength.
The only way you could have won is if someone had a nine and a jack.
Because I would have made a higher strength. I was going to give a higher strength. 9, 10, 10.
Thank you.
I don't know.
- I don't know. - Black Power. - I don't believe that.
Good.
I'm not... I'm splitting.
I don't know, your chips don't look very split right now, Dave.
Well, that's just the cut part of the game. What are there buy-ins when you lose? No. Oh. Only on the final game of the night we've allowed it.
A few times.
Freestyle, I don't know how you guys play. I've never played with you guys before. When you lose, you have to wait for the next game. Oh, that's so long, though. On the last game, we've allowed a couple of items on occasion.
Clones. Good way to have a dessert.
One more coffee please
We're live on the internet devs, so if you wouldn't mind minding your language, I'm gonna become super fucking Jewish
Make sure you swear before the jaywalk. How much? Amateur.
One more, check the rate sir. Check. Check. Yo.
Five groups.
773. Check all the entries. Check.
♪ I pray the Lord never to ♪
- Awesome. Number seven.
Blood, blood.
♪ It might look like all we do ♪
Turn, turn.
- Hey.
- Yeah.
Right one One
♪ You make us to out of the school ♪
Oh
♪ I can't say ♪
♪ I'm doing records tonight ♪
♪ I'm a multimillion pound, he's a giant machine ♪
Oh, three players.
Grave worker.
- No.
Turn a little bit.
Turn.
♪ I know that you just need your way ♪
♪ ♪
He's trying to scare me He's trying to scare me. Do I scare you Andrew? Be honest. Do I scare you? There's not much that scares me friend
But that's because I'm very good at picking my battles, you know, I'm very good at- Then pick your battles
Who's outside the gate? Is G outside the gate?
No, that's a stray dog. Relax. I'm not relaxing. I saw a dog outside the fucking gate. Why would I be relaxing? Well, a black dog. Yeah, but I didn't see it was black until I asked the question. Are you blind?
Maybe Tristan just doesn't give a fuck about our dog. He's just like "Well who may be?" He doesn't die. The dog never gets out and there's a black dog outside.
Right, so what's he trying to do, scare me? I'm trying to scare you, yeah.
♪ I miss the part where you looked at me ♪
Well if you had the 7 you'd be batting by now so... Well obviously none of us have the 7 so it's the 3 or the 9.
Well if I had the 7 I wouldn't be batting crazy.
Double. What else then?
♪
One, two, three.
- Alright, we're putting the pot out.
- 2,500. - No, no, no. I meant to take that back.
Alright, just $2,000 then.
*Sigh*
Why did I let him up?
You can't scare me.
Like, come on now.
We'll build different, huh?
Okay.
Four.
Oh.
- Let's see the first place.
Thank you.
Fucking niggas.
Paralympics.
- Oh, shit.
Four of a kind.
Very scary. Very scary.
Andrew, I saw you shaking for a second, Andrew. I saw you shaking.
Four of a kind.
I watched a video of you not playing golf with us. That was sneaky! Well played!
You had a full house though, full house, you have to baton a full house, you did good.
That's when you lose. You lose when you think you have something.
I didn't touch the top of the 7.
The way you got it, that was so hard. I had to mind the thought of it. It was shit. And it was a tricky player. That should have been studied right there. That was... gorgeous.
It would have been harder if dealer position was in a different way.
The fact that he had you in front of him,
egging him on and better. I had three of a kind off the flop. I just, I just,
I didn't think you had that.
- Hold on.
- Do you want this one? - Oh, so okay. I got it. Thanks, friend. Thank you.
- Hold it in there. Hold, progress.
- I'm sorry.
That's some Casino Royale James Bond shit. Story of my life, bro. I got enemies in and out of jail, Aston Martins, bitches, poker.
Cigars, I can fight, you name it, bro. I am James Bond.
Good.
- Perfect.
So now I'm gonna check on my three kings, like I checked on my three sevens.
- Check all turns. - Okay. Check all turns. - Scare me, Cyrus.
Someone, let's go. Scare me. - Whatever, sir. Use. Check all turns.
*whistling*
- -
- Break my bones. - Oh.
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Give me my money back. Damn.
Got no wind to hold him?
Cool.
Know when to fold them.
Thank you.
I'm going to put this like this.
- You're not here.
- Oh!
Press it this way. Are you in this car or not? I am. I don't want to go through the house.
Three, two, one.
- Yes.
♪ How she wants it ♪
- -
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*laughs*
- Sorry.
-
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- Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Once daddy gets a hundred million market cap, I'm gonna do a huge buy just for the candle for fun.
I'm waiting for these GE niggers to get their act together. Stop GE-ing. Once we're at 100k, 100 million.
I'm just gonna candle it.
to the sky.
The longer they take, though, the less enthusiastic I am. So if they take forever, they can get fucked.
- Check or raise? - Check or raise. - For me? Check or raise? - This one.
- He's blind. - Check. - Perfect, is it?
Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check.
Check.
♪ I'm gonna be your light, you're gonna be my star ♪
Back to 100. Hold. Hold to 100. Hold.
- Uh, - Oh, yeah.
Cola race
Cool.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
River card. Hold. Check one more piece.
Check.
Red. Two thousand.
Listen, when we play in Jamaica,
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You wouldn't understand.
I wouldn't. You wouldn't. When we play in Jamaica, it's different.
You don't know the coconut rules.
No? I know the mango rules. You don't know anything. You're as white as I come.
Come on Cyrus, pussy! Sorry dad. Shit.
Me? Yes, sir. Straight.
Thank you.
2028.
two pair of kings. He's done, Simon, with the dealer. Oh, shit. He's done, Simon, with the dealer, mate.
Pen, Jack, Queen, King, Ace. Straight.
What? What's the problem?
- Thank you, thanks. - Is that the one that you think-- - I just lost all the early hands when it wasn't worth shit.
and then start winning properly when it matters.
100 points.
I'm built different.
If these daddy niggers get the market cap up, I'm gonna take all this money and daddy candle.
But they're all sitting around G-ing.
you
Try to save the world, they're being pussies.
One on the piece, lines up after the stand.
There's a certain level of drunk Japanese flavor in that. Bruv, I'm Stone Cold, sober, and I'm beating you.
You need more coffee. You need more coffee.
- Yeah.
- 4,200, sir? - Uh, 200, mate. Yeah, say nine more, mate. - Thank you, sir. - Giza. Absolutely Giza. Giza. Remember Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels? You've seen that movie. - No? Lock, Stock. You've never seen that? You've never seen Lock, Stock?
Sick. - Servant for Queen? - Sick video. - Sick for the fucking Jews. - One time I played poker with a bunch of Jews in LA. Oh my god, it was like fucking hell. - Trick, trick, trick. - Yeah. - Trick, trick.
Turn.
Check out that face.
One second here.
Raise the forehand loop. Hold.
You didn't have it. Two players, heads up, lever card.
♪ You're the reason I'm making my way ♪
Red for 100, sir. Right?
Jackson sevens
- Streams on silver, so it's... - Nice. Nice. Nice. Alright, last hand of the stream. - What? The hand of the stream? - Yeah. Last hand. - 200,000. You've got loads of photos, Bailey. I need one. I wanna get 400 cameras for a way out. I need one. Yeah. Cool.
400, yeah? Yeah, last of the stream. - I really like the streaming. - Do you? - Yeah. Fun. You wanna go to the end of this game, see who wins? - Yeah, we should. - You know what? I like being out first game. 'Cause I can get my pictures out of the way. I don't have to be up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down.
thoughts.
They'll actually take all your money. - Ask the audience if they wanna continue.
How many people are watching? Give him some daddy alcohol or some shit.
I'm not telling them our daddy coin plans. They don't deserve it. These are my Rumble viewers. It's not the same daddy people.
necessarily. You're underestimating your rumble.
400 to 400, no blinds up.
Lanzer was 400 now, yeah? Yes, sir.
Really bad mental. -Four, fours, two hundred and a half. So crazy.
- Four hundred and forty.
400. Blinds are 400 now. Yeah, that's a lot. Blinds are 400 now.
Yes, sir. 400.
Nice ball, the song's good.
Marcel's bleeding chips.
- Four, four, three, two. - I've been told you can say two words. You know what, I get good cards and I even get funks from you guys. All the players.
- Okay. Tristan, what's the best snack of your whiskey? - FF7 Old Diamond.
Amen.
Thank you.
*whispers*
Turkey's love.
He's drinking. He's dangerous when he's drinking.
Ace.
Blood Club!
What are those?
♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
Anyone to get through this?
*Mumbling*
♪ He's a voice I'm not used to ♪
♪ ♪
*music* *music*
*Horrible music*
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Really bad man. Really bad man. Really bad man.
You've got all your chips in the world, what are you thinking about your hand for?
Was it a four or was it... - Four on the bat. - Four on the bat. Same as.
- What's the time?
No phones in the casino, sir.
Hope.
Replace, a river card.
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I'm done.
- Wow.
Thank you.
♪ Ooh, I got me a good way ♪
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♪ These are the ones that I know ♪
♪
♪ I'm gonna keep you in my heart ♪
I don't think you have a flash.
*music*
- Oh, yeah, it's sad. - You might.
I don't know how you play, that's the problem.
It's my first time being with you.
No one knows how I play. Fuck you. Four? One thousand? People that play with you often will know how to play. Show us, please. It's fine. Show them. Do you have it? Grab this. Do you have a clutch? You do.
I have a 7, man. I have a cool. We have an ace.
Servants and ladies, aces and queens. Aces and queens.
You know?
- Keep moving. - Like that.
♪ We're going to get it ♪
Throw one more for her please.
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Thank you.
Do another hand for spring.
yeah we'll keep that he wants to keep the stream going does does dev
DEV.
Our old friend, Dev.
Dev's identity will soon become
Clear if you follow me on X.
If you follow me on X, devs identity will soon become clear.
Is that true? You know my name is actually not Bailey.
What's your name? Dev? My identity was not clear.
He's a CIA asset, I'm telling you. Bug to please. 100% he's a fad. What's the name of him? What's the best snack? 100% he's a fad. The best snack? Like something like peanuts.
Did you just ask for peanuts? Yes.
Who the fuck eats peanuts? Me, nigga. Bro, I eat some weird stuff, but even I don't eat peanuts. I love peanuts. That's true. Check.
Check, check, check. We can do some Fatsy like a hologram.
Check, check, check. Rainbow card, green of diamonds.
Go on say the n-word
No, I was gonna say sod. Fod? Fod. You mean cigar. Cigar, mister?
Show them.
♪ We are not ♪
Christie go easy on he's not he's not the best drinker
He should be right training, what's the best snack and my bartender gives you a shot? That makes sense this is my house, and that wasn't me usually I'm the one setting him up to these shenanigans That was not me at all
- You have my fucking show. - You see, now Marcel's cousin was here, he was like, "Oh, I'm proud to be to war." I'm like, "Christy, war."
That's the way I look at him. Comes back with whiskey and coke.
Sorry, I'm Romanian. I don't understand. The best.
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How fucked was your cousin, let's not say his name, we're live on the internet. So that time I got Sinead fucked up, how fucked up was he?
- Super fucked, he was. - He thought he was the boss, but you know what? He was talking shit to you. - Nah, he was-- - But that for him's a once a year thing, do you know what I mean? That's like him on vacation. - He's even up to here, drinking, drinking, drinking, and he did that.
- And he'd had breaks - Yeah
He doesn't get it more. Sorry if he were here every week. He would not be so great
Yeah, sorry that's dory
By before that's really good for me my I'll tell you what I
Fuck me, I'm lying. Fuck me.
Bet or not one?
Who's for a thousand dollars? No one. Just change. Check. Check. Check. What would Movado do?
Real badminton. Real badminton. We don't ask ourselves that question often enough. What would Movado do?
What would he do?
Oh my we have some players!
business going on too hard to predict. I knew you motherfuckers gonna get straight. What are you niggers? Dirty coins. Check out the good things. All in. Daddy.
Daddy coin for all in. Daddy coin for all in. Make sure the mic kicks that shit out. I will. Daddy coin for all in. Daddy coin for all in.
Get the olive then too. Cole. Actually don't get that in, my nigger's gonna rob me again. Cole, two plants, all in, so long dude. You came in? Yes sir. Awww.
Too many straights, I said it. I can't win now, even a six doesn't save me. I have a straight, you have a straight. But yours is a higher.
anyway if he would have gone all in on the river you still would have done it. It's fine. That's fine. He doesn't have much money.
That's what the daddy token does kids. When you get the daddy token you get rich. Line lock.
- I'm gonna put it on the top. - There we go.
- Pull up!
No, you're the only person in the world who hates music. No. You're weird. What's a music song? I gotta get out of here. It's too loud. Nobody in the world is like that. Nobody. So you felt like a group and in the poker stage I like silence. Yeah. Just fuck what you think.
What's going on here? I'm the DJ.
- Okay.
- Check raise.
We're not allowed to have music on in the poker games? I'm gonna cry the little eyes out?
Fucking gays the man I raised you all pussy out as well come on. I'll turn the music off if you put if you bet I
Didn't think so. I only sleep in my car for it. If that was the deal, I would have paid $1,000 for me to go.
*music*
- Four, 16, no, it's a tie.
- Marcel, I like you. Just fold. This is your warning. No, that wasn't a check. - Did you tap the table or not? - No, I'm going all in.
Don't end your night early. I think I know your name. I'll say after. It's up to you.
I need Cyrus out first. But if you want to lose, you can lose now.
Call my back. If you want to lose, you can lose now or you can let Cyrus lose first. Sorry, Dev.
*Scoffs* What did you have? Play it out! No, no, no, he doesn't have his trophy. Play it out! No, play it out! I'll show what I have. I think Ander has coffee cake. And what did you have? No, no, no, it's up to him. It's up to Marcel. I'll show it to him. Now you would have lost.
What did you have? You might have had the king. That's why I tried to psych you a bit because I didn't really want you to play. But I knew I probably had it. I didn't have something great. I was banking on your ace. I thought you had a more premium hand. I knew you had pocket stuff but I thought it was a game. No, you're right. It should have been a more premium hand. But I've been running my mouth lately and I've gotten their heads a little bit so I can take risks.
♪ I'm gonna ♪
♪ ♪ Plus, what would Movado do? - The best whiskey snack. - His song is on. So I thought, "Movado,
If Movado had pocket 10s,
He'd 100% be sitting there with his yellow eyes. What would... Cisco used to be a G. Now he's probably in Diddy's parties and shit. Cisco used to be the man.
♪
- Make up, how are you? - I'm not putting small time, you see?
Shut up you packy!
Oh wait, you're not a Paki, no, you're... what's it, Persian? Paki. So there's three of us in?
You know you have a lot of Persian fans, they'd be very appreciative of you saying that. Saying what? That I'm not a Paki. You are a Paki. Fuck my fans.
for the weekend.
Four, second and three, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
- Okay, let's do one check. - Let's just do one check. - Hi, Card Ace.
♪ ♪
same and last time of so strong I'm so drunk and you had one drink I didn't see the fucking queen I actually didn't see I would have raised I generally didn't see the people I can we get more maybe I was looking at her you know I'm dropping
It's eventually gonna flip
I'm gonna flip. G-Wiz, Andrew, G-Wiz. G-Wiz. Listen, I'll put Movado back on. I shouldn't be allowed to listen to the music from Jamaica. It's unsafe for the public. I literally start listening to it and start thinking, yeah, fuck it. Yeah, all right, coming in, cops.
So they come to your court now. Come when the songs are.
You always come when the song's off. You noticed.
They never come when the song is on.
they have lost.
- Uh, you don't remember. - You won. - We'll have the queen, so put a queen. - Would you have raved? - Oh, bro, I would have gone all in.
I don't know.
- - - - - - This is a banger, though. - It's true. - Bro. - -
- I will. - - -
Who is it? Four of us?
♪ ♪
let me really look at the cards this time
-
- Okay.
- Check. See what cards there is. - Nothing. High card seven. I was bluffing. - So, four.
pair of 10s.
- Samson's... - McGregor and the Wi-Fi.
He was like Andrew, he just had a cigar in his mouth the whole time and he smoked it. No. I was there for that fight.
Bro, it was champagne. Who'd you have AJ? I thought AJ was going to do it as well. Andrew. Dubois is one of those nutters. No, no. He's just one of those nutters that only knows boxing. He doesn't know anything. Unless he's bluffing all of us.
That fight you looked like my prime Mike Tyson. That's not what you know. You got it yeah? I'll get more but I got plenty. Not prime. Right? Bro. The way he's saying.
I can't hear you. I'm not gonna hear you on the podcast because the music's too loud.
Thank you.
I don't hear what you're saying. So I have to shut up and play cards or turn this shit down.
Wahh.
That's so much better. Wah. I can't lie, every round, that first round that wobbled him, you could tell his legs were... You said Prime Mike passed and I can't be listening to you, but... No, you're mad, bro. Watch, oh I know, seriously, watch the fight again. No, it wasn't Prime Mike. Okay, not Prime, but still. Prime Mike was a fucking storm, bro. Yeah, yeah. He was a tornado. Combination.
Disgusting he was on him, but it wasn't
AJ threw, this guy was coming back. - When you're wobbled and you're technical, you're better. But when you're wobbled and you're a knockout artist, you just swing, which is what AJ did, which is why he got called.
- I start dropping his hand. - Yeah, 'cause you just want to get him out of there. You know you can with one punch. - I start dropping his hand.
Pardon?
Check on the bet please. Lines up after this hand. Check. Lines up to what? 800? After this hand. No, no. 3-6. Yeah.
♪ Oh now ♪
There we go.
Check. Check. Check. Check.
Reward card, check. Adaros, check.
- Sorry? - No, sir. One thousand dollars.
All in. $1600.
He scared him off Marcel, he scared Andrew, good, come in, come in. Nigel you got so many chips there, come on bro. One thousand sixes. Really bad man. No I have my eyes just smoking bro, it's good. I'll tell you right now.
- You have a straight, alright?
You know how to straight? Let's see the count, please. How many you been holding then? I'm almost done. Two pairs. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Straight. We're gonna get another one from that angle. Straight wins.
And so--
Too many straights on the board, bro. Yeah. Bro, you're right, champs, pocket kings. Yeah, you had to. I would have done the same. I would have done the same.
600 line bros from the 3-6 market line do I look like some rich nigga boy? Yes?
You used to. Before that night.
*laughs* *incoherent mumbling*
Good for you, don't worry. This is redemption. I'm getting you this one. Do it.
Be careful on your way back to the hotel, yeah?
I'm driving.
600
We'll be right back.
- - Whoop.
♪ I'm back, I'm back ♪
There it is. Six more to go. Four. Two more.
Thank you. Take a rest. Good, good, good. Take... Keep it, Miz.
Thank you.
- Okay.
♪ I'm the one ♪
14 turns
or you didn't know what I was saying.
Turn, turn, turn, turn.
We'll do that once.
- I'm gonna pull off.
I don't know.
Check, check, check. And then we're going to similar balance. Check over here.
What's that sound? It's a big blind.
- It's a big blind. - You know, bets have to be big blind.
- I'm sorry.
♪ Make it ♪
Thank you, sir. Gracias, mi amigo. Buen hablar. Ah, si, mi amigo.
♪ ♪
Do you speak Spanish? A little bit.
- Okay.
I'm gonna take you to the town.
How's your Spanish doing? I'm good. Jeez.
What do you think about Spanish people? That's the race that no one's racist to really. Bunch of putas. Puta! They're all lazy as fuck.
- Please.
Six under.
Hold.
So anyway, I've been studying carbon steel for tax and...
Gotta do something.
Go do something if you want to win.
Bro, you already know. I'm due in my way out of this one. Third best. I'm gonna be a dirty little Jew. A dirty little Jew.
-False perceptions. -The side-dance.
Who's beating me besides Andy?
- You're a real fan of Spencer? - He's a real fan of Spencer.
Please talk.
Andrew won in the most findings, I was in the most semi findings, and then you. One v one.
No, it wasn't.
I will bust you up in your eye.
- All you fans agree. - I will edge guard like a...
Well, 600. I may as well go all in. 650. It's all in for me.
♪ Two, four, five ♪
- Yeah.
Awesome!
That's a long day.
- The 600's a normal bet anyway, so if you're gonna bet, you may as well call it. - 950. Sorry, bro. - 950, Tom. - Call.
Go.
- Is it just me and Andrew in? - Yes, sir. - My phone just called out. I bet Andrew has no hand as well. - We have to show cards then.
I can do running at the end and show them.
♪ I'm not afraid ♪
- Thank you.
- Zero.
Anything about King or an Ace?
Ten. Me.
Well done. Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Yep.
Attaboy team! Back in the game! Shut up, Bailey.
If I kept a straight face after it would have been better. I couldn't, I couldn't.
Thank you.
- Christina, the vocal, please. I need my powers.
I knew he had fuck all, I had fuck all, but I thought it was only a grand to find out it was luck. No, you were just helping out your brother, that's brother-buzz. It was a normal bet, it was one big blind. You knew you were gonna lose as well.
That's just helping out. That's not true at all. It's not me. I had to play poker.
I
Could have gone either way.
That's probably fine.
Because I had to bet I was very lucky that I had double nine to bet on in my last hand.
Because I was going to go in no matter what that hand was.
Who's big blind? 300, 600. Ah, see. 600, thank you please. Thank you.
Pull. One more. Ready?
Me and Nigel both ain't got shit. One of us might be out this round.
- Oh, my goodness.
Hands up.
- Oh, my God.
And your face.
- Sure.
Can't work on it.
Check. Check.
you
Thanks for that, Wes.
Check.
What a fucking bullet.
Okay.
- Check. - Nothing, high card six.
negative
I got nine. Neither of us were gonna. Oh, yeah shit. All the cards are so good. It's a split ball. So nothing happened. Oh
We just stole some.
And no one else bet actually, so we didn't actually win shit.
Well, I mean, we knew we're small, big blinds.
36, please, sir.
I keep catching the big blinds.
J -Hoss,
J-Hoss, real bad man.
No, no, I once fumbled the bag. Once in this game. I fumbled the bag when I was supposed to. I did nothing. I did a big fumble. I king four and you raised a thousand. I folded. You and him went into some stupid war where he just about beat you. There was a king on the board.
I would have won with two pair and pocket 10s. It's always that way. It's always that way. Four. Four.
I'm in. You can keep going. One more. Check race. Check. Keep playing. Good luck. Float.
I remember, I have a diamond. Check your bad piece. Check. Thousand bad piece. Cool.
And he with it.
Oh my. Yes, sir. Pop. Into the cross, please. Parking jacks. You win. I had high card queen, but I thought you didn't have nothing. I thought you were trying to chip leader bully us. Thank you, sir.
Alright, last hand and we end the stream.
last hand of the stream I'm big wine yes sir thank you
Here, 600. Hold. Hold. 30 more, sir. Hold. Raise. Raise it to 1000. Oh, we can't, can't we? 200 more. We can make it 1000 to 100. It's fine, 600. Okay. Here, 2 players heads up.
I don't even know how Deb got back in this game. Me neither. Same way I'm gonna get back in and win.
you
Turn seven.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Here we go.
Four of clubs. Check all the clubs.
- Okay.
Cartier
I believe so because Cartier Santos skeleton, but it's completely encrusted in blue sapphire. It's a one -of -one. I was looking at a skeleton How much how much did they go for?
Flush. Flush, King, height. Can't remember. Well no, I'm a 78. I had the straight. But I was worried about the flush, that's why I didn't bet.
Yeah.
Always a skeleton, you know
Cartier sento skeleton completely covered in blue sapphires one of one. All right guys. Listen, I
When daddy coin gets to 100 mil,
I'm gonna do a buy for the candle.
for the lulz, for the culture.
If you're gonna sit around cheating and being a bunch of pussies, you don't deserve it. Doesn't matter to me, I'm rich anyway. So it's up to you.
Look on the back, on the top right hand corner, it says "One of One".
Says take one of one actually if you zoom in.
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Thank you.
you