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Thank you.
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Bye.
Amen.
Oh boy.
There, one more guy's here.
Bailey, somebody? - Nigel, come for Alex, who's there.
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Just film around.
*Sigh*
- It's gone.
- One of your stops is coming on.
Thank you.
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Kevin Trezky is down and he will put the ball out as a result. Karl Walker has done that.
- Oh, my God.
Why do you always let fly in?
You let flies in. No, you open the scene and the flies in.
Flies don't fly up to the ceiling. They're called flies. What's the highest a fly can fly?
They hit him and both of them, they hit him and both of them.
- But they're dead, they suck up in the ass. - No flies up there?
I think you're letting them in. In the atmosphere of our planes fly there are extinct insects that don't actually exist anymore. Frozen, still stuck in the atmosphere because they got blown up their tailed talent.
- So he's delighted myself, so he's sure of it.
fly flies.
*sad*
Thank you.
So who's playing? I see Serbia have the Serbian flag on the kids. These are the transgender.
Do they have a tranny flag on? I'm not sure. I think it's like a child molestation flag. They changed it. Where? I don't see it. Because the England flag is red. But this is purple and pink and gay. What was it? Intersex or something? Isn't that just the Euros logo? Oh, being a gay faggot. Show me where they have the tranny flag. Look at the back of their necks.
The back of their neck end was supposed to be a red St. George's cross.
But Nike updated the St. George's Cross from modern times.
But it's almost the same as the intersex flag or something.
Look it up.
So if you look at the back of their necks, they've ruined their hands.
How can you say I'm updating a flag playfully from modern times and just change the colours?
Because if you change the colours of the Romanian flag, it's the French flag or the Dutch flag.
You can't just change the colors of a flag. The colors make the flag the fucking flag. Yeah, but not in modern day. Is that what? No, I'm just saying, in the modern day... So the Dementia flag became purple.
Is it modern? Like now? It will be.
- That's how I hit him.
Mankiewicz
- I'm feeling like a lot of things happen to me. - We're preaching to Syria. - You would never ever change the Jamaican flag and go to Jamaica. - Very well. - Yeah, but I wouldn't want to. - I don't change flags. - You would never go to Jamaica
and change the Jamaican flag. I know, but Nike changed flags. I don't want to change anyone's flag.
We pick you up in the airport.
I did it.
It's a sleep conversation. Admit it. Why are we watching this? It's only 20 minutes now.
Turn it to his left. We have to see how he can somehow let a goal in and lose their advantage.
- Yeah.
Roberto, maybe some popcorn please. Oh, Christy, who's working? Christy.
Thank you.
cross swung over, too high for Jovic
- Yeah.
So you think England's gonna lose still?
Do we even know how many people go out here? One, two, three. Three on three football? I will fuck you up.
I can't even play football and I will fuck you up. Ball. Can I throw kicks at people? Yeah, no fouls.
I don't know why they don't just put the ball in the net.
Because that's what I would do. - Just kick it in the net. Well, they've done that once in 90 minutes. This is supposed to be pros.
fucking amateur hours because of the fucking transgender flag. Three on three football. I guarantee I put the ball into that more than any of you.
I've got the professional moves. Lefty bumps. Yes, but who's thrown more kicks in their lives?
You. So I'm better at this game where you kick the ball. The game will be hilarious.
It will be fun. Can you play football?
You're talking about soccer. Oh. Shut the fuck up, baby.
I'm actually on Team Bailey, yeah. You can play soccer?
Alright, let's go ahead and look. Here's the thing. We do blacks versus whites. Me and Andrew flip a coin to decide which team we're playing for. I'm much blacker than you. Me, bailey and alex against you three niggers.
Let's do it. Team NIG! Take him out! We ain't ready! You're not ready for us! We're not ready. We're strapped! We would not have a chance.
That's it. Blacks, we whites. The race wars. White powers. Let's go. Go on, Alex. Say white power with me today. White baller. We're getting canceled. Alex is getting canceled. Don't get canceled, you guys. Oh. I'm officiating you guys.
Black all whites this week, we're gonna do it. Baby, see my power. All I'm saying is, there's nothing but white men on the screen right now. So... So, soccer might be a white man. Wait, no, those are getting fucking scored! Man, the black men have a sense to cheat. Who won the World Cup last time? Was it France? Bro, the Germans would run that shit. Now, who won it last time? Wasn't it France? No idea. Probably. Okay, which is...
- Africa. - Yeah.
- Name a white French player. Name one.
- The France team is operating here.
Yeah, no, look at their names.
It's not Pierre Michel, is it? It's... *Loud laugh*
Let's not lie!
Sweet or blue.
Maybe. Black on white football game. We're gonna sort it out. We're gonna stream it live. Alright.
I'll just put the ball in the net. You don't know about my tactics. I'll be the goalkeeper. We don't need a goalkeeper. I'm just gonna put the ball in the net. And Bailey used to be in the marching band. So he's gonna do it. Give me one. Give me one. You're the last man who needs a do -rack. Give me one.
- Why did you make it music? - There's no way you can beat me.
There's no music in football. There is, in the backhand. I'll put it on. If nobody's music in the backhand. If I drink 20 pints of beer first,
attack you. Well that's how English people do football.
- Yeah.
*Mario plays* Only 6 minutes for England, not f*cking. Come on you whites! *Mario plays* *Mario plays* Yeah we have an Algerian ref.
and camera guy.
How can the coach get yelling at him?
*fart*
Why? Why? Why? Tell me why.
I bet you thought the Serbian coach to fight the English coach, the Serbian coach would win.
He's old. He's in Yugoslav world.
Five minutes.
Come on, Serbia.
So, no, I can't say that.
Oh, a black guy scored.
He's at least half a black guy.
Why is there a house?
Foxy, no matter what it is, it ends up racial.
Shut the fuck up, black car. It's always racial.
Why is racism involved in everything we do?
Because racism is hilarious. And if you have a group of friends...
A multiracial group of friends is good, but a multiracial racist group of friends is fine.
the truth.
- The best meme I ever saw was that racists are the least racist people ever. They don't care if you're white, black, brown, as long as you're racist, you can be part of the friends.
Racist are the least racist, as long as you're racist. - Yeah, exactly. - I like racists of all colors. As long as you're racist.
- Thank you.
Free kick to Serbia, come on. This one even drops the ball.
Who's winning then slip up and lose?
No, I can't say so here. England. England.
Taddeus is fine with someone's point to prove, hasn't he? He might be a bit angry with his manager leaving him out.
- It is.
Sticking power.
for the best circle.
He doesn't get left there.
He's quoted.
It's close to you
Little faggot.
I'll show you super aggressive.
303 foot long and we're going to do this thing, just say it.
Of course you do! Bailey, get the trumpet out!
Let's go baby.
How did you play this shit game for fucking seven years? - Take the win and move on, though. - What are you?
It's shit!
So you're talking about it like that, so...
Tristan, if Bailey plays trumpet right now, you have to admit that you lost. Oh no, I'm lost. Bailey can go first. *Crips* Yeah, you know what? *laughter* Give it to some ice, G.
the first time.
Come on, baby. Trumpet beat you.
He's oiled in bounds. He didn't know how that works. I'll have oiled a few bounds. I'll have oiled a few bounds.
Why am I playing the trumpet? 'Cause they're a fuckin' bass!
Because this theory is not long on the internet. It makes no sense.
Oh, I'm watching you play Serbia, and it ends with our cameraman in front of the camera playing a trumpet.
*thud*
Is Trump a heart? Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, I've not touched a Trump in at least five years.
But I played it for 10. Hey, you can jump in. It's gonna annoy me. I'm gonna be annoying.
You just got down there. You just got down there. He just trumpet down with you.
Thank you.
What are you going to do about that? - Save it in there, save it in there. - And then he got you.
I got the wrong way back.
I can't do it.
*sad music*
*Bang* Can't do it. I'm gonna learn how to do it again. I'm gonna play it at you all the time. You should play trumpet at Tristan Quayle. I'll do it. I will annoy him. To the end of the earth. I'm already in "Furious" area. Good. I'm furious. Try to blow the trumpet and you'll see what I mean. Instrument in back. Try it.
It's easy, just make noise, don't you?
Try.
*BOOM* *BOOM* Go on, dude, play the trumpet! *BOOM*
That sounded pretty good. Not bad, P. *BOOM*
You know what? You thought it was just gonna sound like fresh air. Can you admit that I knew the technique to blow the trumpet? It... you think it was...
Because you thought it would just be fresh air. You didn't know that I knew how to actually make a trumpet make noise. With five minutes practice, Bailey would be destroying me. Nah, give me ten minutes warm-up.
Thank you.
Go on, play the trumpet. Make it make any noise. I was a good player, sorry.
I do a throw game. Oh, you're good.
I'm actually going to play it in like a week.
See, I told you. That's what you expected me to do, right?
See? Bailey, admit that you're impressed that I knew how to make it make sound. I'm kind of impressed.
Why would they make it hard? Alright. No, I'm not gonna do it. But why don't you just blow it normally? Who would think that this does it? You're lying on the internet, just blow the trumpet. No. Blow the fucking trumpet, you pussy. No, sir. So you're scared. No, I know what I'm good at and I know what I'm not good at. You're not good at it. And I'm not good.
At blowing my own trumpet. Because I'm a humble man. You don't ever toot your own. I think I impressed Bailey. Bailey's the trumpet blow. Play more trumpet at him. It makes him sad. Come on Bailey. Look at the devastation on his face. Get him! Get him!
If I could play trumpet, bro, you guys would never sleep again. I'd wake up every morning. Why are you doing that? You know I would.
- Hailey, you underuse your talents.
Trumpet him. He has no rebuttal. He has no possible retort to your trumpet powers. We're done with trumpet. Let's go.
Go.
You've played a song with it? Yes, sure.
Give him the trumpet.
We'll see.
Oh, Marcel's on that!
That's good enough. It was something.
At least you made it make noise. Play vibes. Play vibes. Go go.
You know Shaddy it wasn't me. I'm gonna go back. You know Britney Spears. Play Britney Spears.
Talks it bro, talks it. - Play the American National Anthem. I know you know that.
Come on, baby.
I'm going deep into my brain right now.
Play any song you remember. That's the problem. I don't remember.
Let me see if I remember our school song. You went to band camp all those years of the door. I played in college, huh? It's kind of nerdy, I'm not going to lie. It's some nerd shit. I was so about it though.
Why were you playing trumpet in college?
- I don't know. - Just get one of the girls.
If I had a time machine, I'd bring us all back besides baby.
to Bailey's school year, and we'd sit in the crowd, us lot, to disguise these people from, you know, 2009, and watch Bailey, marching around playing the trumpet. That would be sick.
Why are these five random black guys beating me up after Panicron? Time machine, bitch!
- Something. - England won, I don't believe it.
I'm going to cheese, bro. That's a common. Go on. It's just got live cement. You're going to be on it. I'm going to get ahead and then I'm going to sit and I got to do it.
it will be set off time to work with
Do you expect the manager to be certain
We need to drive around in the ladder while you're playing the chop-up. I'll be right back. Up again.
Amen.
Suffolk
I share today.
ever suffered.
- I mean,
See the line back.
- Thank you.
and
- Yeah, it did get a little bit hairy.
but I think you have to take big
Okay.
Clean sheet.
A new back pairing is in the 70s.
Might be.
That's going to do them with the ones getting that green sheet.
- I'm gonna say, wait.
- It's not a nice thing.
That is England versus Romania in the final. And we get the England shirts, we hit the city center, we drink 400 beers each, we get ready to fight. The Romanians count out who would give me. I don't drink.
Yeah, I know, but I fucking do.
And if England and Romania are in the final, if you try and stop me from drinking, then you're on their team.
Ooh.
Oh, blue, blue, blue.
Personnology.
and the support is doing rotation
- It's good. - Well, I'll check what you put that together.
Sometimes,
So much of the work.
When you've got a lead, he's trying to
- I think I'm not a good person.
Come on.
in what we see.
- Hey.
Ugh. That's sick.
- It's just a control experience.
but even where
We're not pushing for another goal.
- Yeah.
position.
Yeah, it gets Marcel's eight. Marcel does have eight.
Internet. AIDS is not a laughing matter. AIDS is a very serious disease that affects many people like Marcel Hill-White.
All of your super chats you donate to this will go to the Marcel AIDS Foundation.
to get him the medicine and the treatment and the therapy to stay off-frying with that he certainly needs.
- I'm done. - It is achieved. - I'm done. - He's the trumpet champion. - That was so bad.
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Why the fuck are you doing a trumpet song? I think you're sick minds. I hear that. Why do we have one? I've never seen you play it all day, every day. I'm going to get super good again. Every morning you do Wank us up with trumpet songs. I will. Do it. The American military. Annoy us with it. You're far too nice. I put no limits at any time of night on the trumpet team. I support you in your trumpet team endeavors.
you even if you're outside Andrew's door at 6 a.m. after he got to bed at 4:00. I have no problem with you practicing the trumpet anywhere you like.
to deal. Make bad campaigns.
- I'll teach you all how to march.
Thank you.
And they're working.
Alright, England won. I expected them to fuck it up, they didn't.
of the Lord.
Maybe the next game will fuck that one up. Who the fuck are you?
- Behind the country, behind them. - Why do I want them to win?
Is it the Patriot in me? - Because it's coming home. - It's not coming home, that's the thing. But I want them to win, but it's not coming home.
The stormy hope to
it's coming
current those legs in the pocket for rotations that we saw in the first up, but I agree with
So the big difference-- Well, that football game is shit. I'm going to sleep. I'm going to sleep yet.
I'm sleeping
- I'm going back to work. Bailey, chop it. - I'm looking at the England family.
Sorry, you got it.
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