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Crypto is for fucking dorks.
I think a really smart man said that once and I thought,
Now that I've gone viral within the crypto community,
It'd be a perfect time for me to...
not change my mind at all because i meant everything i said
- Thank you.
Thank you.
You're all losers.
I said it once,
Said it twice and I fucking meant it.
All losers. In fact, I didn't realize what losers crypto Twitter truly were.
Until this recent...
Adventure into the cesspit of the blockchain.
A lot of people are asking me, Andrew,
"Why did you do what you did?"
Do you understand I'm a fucking genie?
Do you understand?
I'm a fucking GD, but I don't listen to no
Pussy ass Aladdin.
I'm a rogue genie that does whatever he wants.
If I type a word on Twitter,
Millions of dollars go into tickers based on that word.
If I say certain things on camera, millions of dollars move.
Do you understand my power? I'm a genie!
If you were a genie,
Wouldn't you want to do some fucking magic?
Andrew, why did you do it? What do you mean, why?
It's funny.
For the laws.
HAHAHA!
This random Pajee made 200 grand. This dude lost his house.
I don't give a shit. It's great!
If any of you at home had any muscles,
You'd flex them.
But you don't, 'cause you're not me, the top G.
So when I decided, I woke up and was annoying Tristan and thought, let me just...
You know, what's the most disruptive industry that's coming to conquer financial markets? Crypto. Yeah, let me just conquer that. Get an iPhone quickly. Someone get an iPhone.
Yeah, I'm the man top-tier, blah, blah.
- Thank you.
Boom, boom, real nigger Tate.
Daddy coin! Boom, boom, boom! Everything's exploding! Millions of dollars! Andrew, you just changed my life! Andrew, you just changed my life!
Some random Indian kid. You just changed my life. I'm the richest man in the village, everybody.
*sad music*
I'm sitting there.
Get a blow job.
Look at all these fucking nerds, these crypto nerds.
Hey, actually, what I think you should do, what I do... Why the fuck do I give what you think? You're not a genie!
I'm a fucking genie. I don't care what you think. I'm a fucking genie.
And he's like, oh yeah, but actually, because you didn't, you could have made money. I didn't do, I have made money.
zero money
I have made no money...
on any of the shit I've done. And I'm sure one of you altists can track the blockchain.
I've made no money.
This is not financial advice. I've made no money. I'm just a fucking genie.
That's it. And it's funny.
But what I've learned about the crypto market is that you're all soulless.
Cowards.
SPINELESS
Vermin.
Because it turns out
that you fucking dorks,
will buy anything.
You D-gens will buy anything if you think you can make a little bit of money.
Since my...
exposure to this dumb shit world of crypto.
And a lot of people who know me well know that I understand crypto well, but meme coins and degen stuff, I'm above it.
I understand. I'm a genie.
A lot of other people have been launching coins, other celebs, and people are tagging me under other coins.
I don't know who they are.
Some bimbo, some chick who gets railed on camera.
She makes a coin.
Imagine trusting your financial future with a porn star.
Isn't that like the worst thing?
decision a man could ever make in history. I know what's gonna keep my finances safe.
A porn star.
These simps are out here marrying hoes and shit.
I can't believe I lost the house.
You gave it to a fucking porn star, you dummy.
It's really amazing. And most people in the world, especially in the crypto space,
Don't understand the karmic universe. Please understand that when you're a genie, you understand karma.
You don't get to become a genie without understanding the other side.
the other parallels, the different dimensions,
I'm a genie.
I was placed here because of my good karmic fortune, because God likes me.
Because I always do the right thing. Because I fight the matrix. Because I go to jail like a man. Because I don't give up.
because I'm not a snake.
Because I will generate billions of dollars in market volume and not make a
single dollar. That's who I am.
I'm that guy.
So that gave me genie powers.
And let a genie tell you something.
Because that's what I am.
Every time you buy a coin,
There's karmic residue.
It's like firing a gun. Ballistics.
You can throw the gun away, but when they come and test your clothing, they can tell you fired that gun.
It's the same with buying a coin.
If you buy a coin,
ran by some porn star.
You may not realize that you're more simpy.
the next time you're dating a girl, but I bet you are.
I bet your wife loves you a little bit less every time you buy some bullshit coin promoted by some silly hoe.
Every time.
because you're sitting there going, well, if I just listen to this,
Silly bimbo, I can make some money, and it's damaging your aura! It's damaging your karmic...
If you buy
Real nigger take.
If you buy daddy.
If you buy coins that are good for your aura, for your powers,
Then you get karmic benefits. It doesn't even matter.
what happens to the coin.
Let me give you an example.
Let's take two coins.
Daddy.
And...
plus sex.
Hey!
I heard you invested in crypto, how's it going?
I'm actually down at the moment. Oh, you're down. Why?
I'm the daddy, you know?
I'm a real nigger.
So I'm down. I'm a real leader.
Ah, okay.
See the same guy a few weeks later. Hey, I heard you invested in crypto, what happened?
I'm up, got a Bugatti.
Really, you're up. Why are you up?
Cause I'm a real nigger. Cause I'm a real nigger. I'm the daddy and I made some money.
Cool.
Let's put it the other way.
Your friend comes to see you. You invest in crypto. Hey, I've heard you invest in crypto. What'd you invest in?
I'm actually down.
Why are you down? I'm down because of butt sex.
Okay?
And then,
By good fortune, everything turns around. Satan gets involved and you wail the apes in, Satan.
And you see your friend again later.
"Oh, you got a really nice car, you made a bunch of money. How'd you make all that money?"
from Bot Sex.
Thank you.
Is that who you are?
You crypto nerds, that's exactly who you are! You think there'll be no karmic retribution for making money from bot sex!
You need...
To look at all things spiritually. The whole crypto market.
You need to buy coins and hold coins that make you feel good for holding them.
That's why I made up the names I made up when I started saying stupid shit on the internet, not financial advice.
Because I knew that it's going to be good karma for everybody. Real niggers.
That is...
Real shit.
And then I check and there's people going, "Yeah, you can make some money with daddy, you can also make some money with..."
Cock.
Thank you.
It's not all about money. What's wrong with you people?
"Someone were saying to me, 'Andrew, you could make a million dollars with CuckCoin right now.' "I'd say no!
Keep your fucking dirty, cucky money.
Because there's no money that's as bad as dirty money. That shit catches up to you. Trust me.
Been there.
You don't want money that comes the wrong way. It's just too much hassle. It's not worth it.
And it's amazing that no one else in the crypto space understands this.
Which means I'm going to reconfirm what I said at the beginning of this.
Which I've said a bunch of times before, crypto's full of fucking losers.
desperate, money-hungry losers who will do anything it takes to try and make a buck with no understanding of karmic retributions or genie powers. And they wonder why even if they get rich, no woman ever loves them because they've been busy simping on some bitch's coin all day and jerking off. That's why. And there's no point in being rich unless you're fantastic because money's an amplifier. If you're a dork and you get rich, you're a super dork. If you're a G and you get rich, you're the top G.
He's a real nigger and does real nigger shit. That's who you need to be.
None of you motherfuckers understand it. You're too busy fucking chasing down butt sacks.
You know,
Hate is a strong word.
But I do feel hate for most of you.
Sorry, that's not fair.
for all of you.
Because none of you see the bigger picture.
They're all living in one dimension.
You're at home.
You think money is real. Money is not real.
You think you become famous.
and conquer the entire planet like I did without help from the gods.
You don't see the different levels
of reality.
You don't see the different layers to the fabric
You just want a coin to go up called ButtSex.
So you can make a few fiat dollars
to do what?
Pretend you're a G.
with a Rolex.
"I'll grab you by your throat."
Do you understand?
And this world is such a complicated place. They're all different echelons. Trust me, I started from the bottom. Single mother.
Council of State in Luton?
Highest possible echelons of fame and finance. I've been through it all. I've seen it all.
atheistic, not religious, I've seen everything, I've seen it all, how it all meshes together, my mind
operates.
You're a beast.
but my mind is a beehive.
All the different bees come and they interact and learn.
How?
All the things I talk about relationships also tie to the destruction of society, which also ties to the monetary system, which also ties into you buying a coin called butt sex.
- Whoa.
because most of you have given up.
You've given up on the idea of working hard. You've given up on the idea of going and starting a company. You just want to gamble on meme coins. You don't want to go and get a real job. You don't want to start a real company. You don't want to do any real work. You understand that the matrix has lied to you. You understand your chance of being able to afford a family or a girlfriend because they're pretty expensive nowadays is basically zero unless you gamble your way out of a hole on meme coins.
That's your only way. And the thing is with meme coins is that you get to create money from your bedroom, in your underwear, covered in your own cum, without actually helping anyone around you, without building a factory, without feeding any families, without learning any lessons about stress or marketing or sales. You learn nothing at all. You just get to get money and take it into your little cum stained hands. And you don't give a fuck what meme coin it takes for you to finally get some cum stained money.
That is who you all are because society is collapsing in real time. And when I come along and say, "Perhaps you should be investing in things that will give you good karmic energy."
Like, be a daddy, be a real nigger. Do something that's fucking good for your...
Fall.
You don't even understand my mission. You don't understand. You're like, well, why are you doing this?
For money?
You don't understand what I'm doing.
But I guess my brilliance my whole life has been the fact that nobody really understands what I'm doing.
And anybody who thinks they can predict my next move is...
Always raw.
And you know how I know that? I make sure they are.
If I have a next move,
And people work it out.
Okay.
Why? Shits and giggles. Don't want money.
For the lulls. That's why I'm doing all this shit in the first place. I'm a genie and I have muscles, so I flex them. It's funny. It's funny.
funny.
I'm gonna end this video
with some responsibility.
Because I'm a responsible man.
Everything I've said in this video is not financial advice.
I'm not making a fucking penny.
Ciao.
Why listen to me?
Some guy.
who knows them.
But I do feel responsible for one group of people, and I want to make this clear.
I have an obligation to my students.
The people who joined my school,
which you can join at university.com.
I want to make sure they make money.
And I want to make sure they make more money than everybody else.
So I have an obligation to my students because they believe in me. If you're not a student of mine,
I have no obligation to you.
I don't give a fuck if you lose your fucking house.
I don't give a shit if your woman leaves you, and you lose your car, and your fucking leg falls off,
I couldn't give less of a fuck. I don't know you.
I don't care.
Don't be doing things...
Don't be buying bot sex coin, because I said bot sex in this video.
and then messaging me going, "I lost all my money because of butt sex."
Good.
Good.
I wanted that to happen. Good.
Because you're not my student.
If you're part of my school,
Across the coming months, I'm going to make sure you win. And I can't tell you how, because if I tell you how, it's going to be harder to achieve.
But I'm a genius.
with magic.
And I'm promising all of my students monumental successes in all realms.
not only crypto, but also the real business world,
plus the karmic realm.
of karmic retributions.
But if you're not a student of mine,
I don't
care if you make money, if you lose money, if you try and tweet at me saying, "You ruined your reputation!" How have I ruined my reputation?
I can call a thousand bitches right now, they'll all come suck dick. My reputation is not ruined. My bitches are buff. I run the world. There's not a famous person who I can't talk to. There's not a woman I can't get. There's not a car I can't fucking drive. My reputation's intact. Oh, I've ruined my reputation with you, a crypto artist behind a fucking ad on Twitter account.
Fuck you.
I don't care about you.
I care only about my students.
So you want me to give a shit about what happens to you?
I strongly recommend you become a student of mine.
It's $49 a month.
And if you're too tight to spend $49 a month to be on the right side of karma, well, then you deserve what's going to happen.
In conclusion,
*sad noises*
I'm going to go to the next slide.
I know you'll wait.
*shriek*
*sigh*
I'm gonna make sure all of my students win.
I hope you've all learned a lesson about the karma involved in the crypto industry.
If you are perspicacious...
and intelligent.
You will understand that what I'm trying to say is that if you buy good karma coins, good karma will come your way, not only monetarily,
but in all other realms.
If you're not a student of mine, I don't give a fuck.
If you don't like me, I don't give a fuck.
If you think I'm a scammer, I don't give a fuck.
If you don't understand why I did it, it's because it's fucking funny.
And none of this...
It's financial advice.
Enjoy the Rock.