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Thank you.
Hi, friends.
Why are you doing that?
You've never done that before.
Thank you.
You've never done this before and it messes up the focus.
Hi friends, welcome to an emergency meeting.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Continue. We have some very important things to talk about today on the show.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're a dipshit.
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Well, I know you're all very interested in what I have to say because,
I've conquered crypto because I'm a genie. I hate to admit it.
say it i hate to admit it you said it was run by dorks i'm going to become the new face of all cryptos and everyone with their hundreds of thousands of followers and their nft pictures and their mean coin pictures i'm going to with my face and my actual name bury everyone and become the most talked about crypto person in the world and now yes all the headlines of all the financial institutions and all the newspapers are talking about how you have embraced the mean coin culture and
You've kind of conquered it and I have to give it to you. I'll sit on that couch with you outside. And I started saying, I'm going to take this shit over because I've had enough of these fucking nerds. Yeah, you did say that. Three days later.
it's mine and you hear the nerds now well andrew tate we don't like him he's come along and now everyone's paying attention to cryptic because of him i had sex with a girl i've been in crypto since bitcoin was one cent and still no one knows who i am because i got a small penis you look
Like a geek.
Maybe you spent less time
Jerking off.
people would care about your crypto opinions. Andrew has never had crypto opinions, but he's also spent zero minutes jerking off. So because he's become the top G, he comes along and says, I'm now the guy who's interested in crypto. You know who it is? Who's seen the South Park episode based on High School Musical? Who's seen it? When they're all dancing and singing in school and all the girls fancy that one kid. And then the kid quits musical and goes to play basketball. And then all those South Park guys start dancing and singing. Like, oh, I thought people were into this.
He's like, no, they're just into that guy.
Not into crypto, they're into me.
Fuck your bitch, you fat motherfucker. Make money.
Make money. Speaking of making money, how much have you made? Zero. So let's talk about my overarching plan. You know what? As an anti-hero supervillain, I don't like giving my plans away. I actually hate telling people my plans, but I feel like we're at a stage now where I need to divulge to the peasants some of my masterful ideas because my brain is so ultra intelligent. I did in my 17-minute video, my message to the crypto community, but I'm going to expand
I want you people at home to understand me. I feel like I'm a misunderstood man. And I want you to understand me as a person. Please understand me. So we're going to do a bit of background to explain why I'm so brilliant and sexy and tall and strong and interesting and charismatic. Such a large dick. And then we're going to talk about why I'm doing what I'm doing and what my objectives are and how this is all going to end. And you can see the future. And everyone can make a lot of money except for me because I don't want money. And this is not financial advice. And I'm doing this for zero. Track my wallet. Everything's getting set on fire.
I know that. Can't do more. Some midget on X always tweets at me. He was just like, someone just found out Andrew owns 40% of the tokens for the coin that he's talking about. They sent that to me. He's talking about it because they sent him 40% of the tokens. I fucked your bitch, you fat mother...
And I said...
If you spend any of that money, I'll eat a plate of human shit live on stream. Ooh, don't tempt me.
Don't spend $1 to make me- Don't tempt me! So, let's talk about...
The cultural phenomenon...
Which has conquered the world that everybody is interested in and spends days and days researching, spending time on, analyzing.
Top G.
Me.
Not the chart. Me!
I'm the most Google-mad in the world and the most famous man on the planet. Now,
One second, sorry. It's fine. I know you'll wait.
I might not.
I literally might not wait. So hurry up with your coffee. Because I've got shit to do. What are the most famous men on the planet?
I wouldn't say it's lonely at the top, but it is kind of like...
what next, you know?
become the most famous man in the world.
become worth hundreds of millions of dollars, go to jail, go to jail.
Fuck that crypto dude's bitch.
be super funny and tall and strong, be a kickboxing world champion, argue on all spheres. All these crypto influencers, I know about coins, bro. They pay me money to talk about politics.
fighting,
relationships,
crypto you name a subject they want me i'm the most respected
Master, the most respected authority on all subjects, take.
Piers Morgan wants me, BBC wants me, Al Jazeera fucking wants me, Russia Today wants me, Crypto News wants me, sports authorities want me. There's no subject they don't call me first. Can we get tape?
On politics.
Crypto, whatever it is, I fucked your bitch, you fat mother...
Thank you.
I'm that guy. So I'm the guy, right? So I'll sitting around with my brother.
outside
And I'll say I've had enough of this crypto shit because it's damaging the culture. Now, in my 17 minute video, I tried to explain to you guys that there are many different layers to consciousness. We need a pen here. There's many different layers to consciousness.
Okay.
The reason I have magical powers is,
It's because they've been bestowed upon me.
Because I can be trusted with them because I understand all the different layers of the fabric of the universe.
I see with my third eye.
We're in a spiritual war against evil, as we've discussed many times on emergency meetings. We've discussed how the demons are trying to conquer Earth and suppress our spirits. This is a spiritual battle. Spirit is real.
Which is why something like, for example, a Trump victory would be so monumentally important, not because of the policies he passes, not because of anything other than he would reinvigorate the spirit and culture of masculinity within the country. And it's a spiritual war. And for the culture alone, he can save the country because men will stop being pussies because their leader is no longer a pussy.
not from the back, front and center, like a king should. You are inspired to absolute bravery. That's what Trump does. And guess what crypto is lacking?
A brave leader. A fucking hero.
So I was sitting down saying,
Well,
brother, old friend. I am the most Google man in the world. I am certainly the most relevant man in the world among young men, but...
A lot of these young men are also into crypto. Fair enough. We can talk about that at length. We can talk about the fact that most are so disillusioned with the matrix. They don't believe in hard work anymore. They don't believe in getting a job. All they believe in is gambling on shit coins, which is fine.
Some make it, some don't, but they want to gamble and get out.
but what are they learning in this space all of you at home are like
My...
I wouldn't say children. I wouldn't say pets.
Maybe.
Maybe one of those. But I'm trying to save you all from being dickheads as to Top G. And you're listening to me, Top G.
Thank you.
They're your flock and you're their shepherd. I am your shepherd. This is you.
And you're listening to me.
And then you're going back off into crypto world. And the problem is I teach you important things, but then you go into crypto world and go, oh, blood sex coin.
Be you. About butt sex, rave the stream. I've got butt sex. I had butt sex. Who likes butt sex? Butt sex. That is not good for you. Whether you make money or not, it's bad for your psyche. There's karmic residue. You can't be the kind of person who drives a nice car. And when they say, how did you get a nice car? You turn around and go from butt sex.
That's not, no, you can't be that guy.
So I thought this whole crypto space is a fucking dumpster fire of dickheads. Who's important in the crypto space? And someone going, this guy.
And then you look at him and he's a fat nerd or a skinny nerd or an anon nerd. All nerds, bro! I'm like, who are all these pussies? This whole space is run by fucking pussies!
a bunch of anon dickheads and the ones who are anon should have been because you can look directly at them and see what they are made not built different like me the top g so i'm looking at this going this is a negative influence on the world but crypto i do believe is the future so what do i do about this
This whole culture is negative because –
Bro, let me give you an example. Let me give you a perfect example.
I don't know who this person is.
And I'm not trying to attack anybody. I am. You know me. I'm Top G. I saw some fucking blonde German dude about two years ago.
And I don't know the guy. He might be a nice guy.
jizzing his fucking pants.
over a cartoon monkey.
Tristan.
It was a video and he was like, I can upgrade my abortator. If I mutate the monkey, the picture changes. Get a fucking life, bro. What the fuck is wrong with you? Grade A.
Pussy nigger shit!
And I was just like this whole mess. And I tried to ignore crypto for all this time. I thought, let the babies be babies. But now I've realized this culture is spreading. And you know what really- - Even Trump was talking about crypto. - Well, that's what it was.
People came to me or like because obviously I've been famous forever. People went offering me to get involved in crypto for a long time. No, I don't want to involve Donovan. I know.
Come along on this OnlyFans girl just made a coin.
I'm like, who the fuck would buy the coin of an OnlyFans girl? Like, she has no technical expertise. Well, the same people who pay for her OnlyFans subscription, I guess. She always makes enough money. No, but that's the worst thing. No.
This is what I'm saying. She has no expertise, no technical expertise. She has no morality. She can't say anything intelligent or smart. She makes a crypto coin and everyone goes, maybe I can make some money. So it doesn't matter that I'm just going to do something morally devoid and follow this bimbo into fucking fuck knows where. I'll just buy it and pray it goes up. And the karmic residue, they listen to me and they understand about being a top G. And then they start simping, buying a coin fucking created by some whore who is railed on video for
Only fans horror coin.
Okay.
I get it. I'm stuck. You're talking me around. I'm like, what the fuck are you people doing?
I said, there's got to be a coin that's not fucking gay and bullshit. Someone has to come along and tell you people, guys, money isn't worth your soul. If money was worth your soul, my brother and I wouldn't be here right now. We would have sold out long ago. We wouldn't be in jail and we'd be richer, actually. A hundred percent. Money's not worth your soul. You got to stop trying to make money off coins, which you know damage your aura and your powers. You have to stop. It's not worth the money. It's not worth your soul.
Fucking trash.
And it's pissed me off.
I finally accepted I need to clean up crypto and fix it. So I said to Tristan, I've got a plan.
I'm just going to take it over.
He's like, you can't take over all of crypto. Crypto is the biggest disruptive financial industry in history. I didn't actually doubt you. It's a nicer story. He said, you're a fucking dickhead faggot, a bald faggot. I did say that. And there's no way that you're ever going to be able to pull off because you're a retard. You are a bald faggot nigger. That's what you said. I did say that. And I said that may be true.
But I'm determined. Now, I also came up with a cheat. You're a bald fag and you can't go over crypto. Fair enough.
I also came up with the genius idea.
Thank you.
Because I've already conquered all of education and built my school. So I thought, why don't I conquer all of crypto at the same time, put people into my school and teach them things and reward them for increasing their power levels inside the real world. So all of my students in the real world increase their power levels. They make a bunch of money and they're happier than ever before. And I also get to conquer crypto and stop everyone from buying bullshit coins, which make them simps. Because guys, simping is why we're here in the first place. Simping has destroyed
here do you know why covet happened i'll tell you exactly why cobit happened because you are a pussy and you came home not very afraid of cobit but your girlfriend was afraid of cobit and your girlfriend said my grandma might get sick put on the mask steve and you're like okay baby okay honey can we have sex next month please okay i'll put it on don't take the kids i put it on
You are ruining the world with your dumb shit. And instead of learning about this, instead of realizing this, you watch my content and agree, but then go back into crypto land and buy anal dildo me hard and long coin.
It has to fucking end. It has to come to an end. And I'm the man to end it. I.
i've had enough i'm bringing back the patriarchy i've had enough of this feminism
Had enough of this simping bullshit. Had enough of these hoes who eat Oreos so that their ass jiggles a little bit and manage to make money because they can stand up and jiggle their ass on something which is supposed to be technically brilliant like crypto. When they have no technological knowledge of any kind. Nothing interesting about it. They just ate Oreos and they stand around.
And you're going to sit there and go,
Oh.
Okay.
For soul. It's literally called soul. You're selling your fucking soul. It's called that. God did that on purpose. This is a fucking symbol from the universe. You're selling your fucking soul for this shit.
I have to stop it.
and i made up my mind three days ago that crypto is going to become mine
Because I'm the only motherfucker who can be trusted with it because I don't need money.
And I don't want money. Just like Trump can't be bought because he cares about fixing the country. I can't be bought because I care about fixing crypto. I don't need to make any fucking profit. I don't want to make any fucking money. I want to burn it all to the ground, create chaos, destroy everything, and build it back up with me as the king. Because with me as the king, I will decide which projects get liquidity. I will decide which projects moon. I will decide where all of the money in the market goes.
I will save your souls. I will make sure no whores pump bullshit coin. And even if you make money on it, you become more of a simp than ever before. So we all end up wearing masks during the next COVID bullshit. I am here to fix everything. I'm the only man who can be trusted because I'm the top fucking G.
And all the new subscribers to the Real World platform are non-beneficial to us.
Oh, at the same time. Let's be honest. No, at the same time. Because people are going to ask, quite legitimately, what's in it for Endretate? Not that we need more students. Not that our platform is losing students. But we are getting a bunch more students, which is a good thing because we have morningly meetings about this. So it is win-win. I'm signing everyone up to my school at the same time. Correct. Which is good for them, not for me because I don't need their fucking money. Well, they're making a lot more money from the chaos you're creating than the 49 bucks they pay to join the school. Correct. I'll give you that.
where there's a new king of crypto
you
We save everybody's souls, everyone joins the real world, and everybody wins. Now, of course,
When you're the Top G and you move into new lands, please imagine.
Do you know this isn't my first life, ladies and gentlemen? 3,000 years ago, I was wandering the plains of Wudan as a master of the seven styles, walking around and getting into adventures. As I walked the plains by myself, I'd stumble into a village and try and go to the local inn for a good night's rest. And there'd be some bullies, a gang of bullies who said, we don't like your kind around here. I say, what kind am I?
And I'd say, yes, I am. And then we would fight to the death.
What happens when you walk into new territory? Battle exists. The previous strongest men of that area challenge you. So when I turned up and do... That's right. That's right. That's how land works. That's how the world works. The previous owners of that land feel threatened. That's how wolves work. Lions. Animals.
When you show up to a new territory and you're the biggest...
Beast.
in the land,
The previous biggest beasts in the land want to take you on, and they want to take you down. So when I walked into Cryptoland, I saw these other...
Gatekeepers, these other guardians, the bullies. Or the unarmed, weaselly, skin-endor. You have sex with the girls, so you're bad. Fucking faggots and fucking homos.
And they will all pay. You can subjugate to my power.
As Genghis Khan did, I will offer you the ability to join my reign.
With me as the emperor. Or you will perish.
None of you will have any influence left. I'll fucking make sure of it. Every coin you say is going to dump will pump. Do you know how I know? Because I'll fucking buy it.
I don't need money. I need lulls and I have a lot of money. I'll do anything it fucking takes when you tweet.
that something's going to pump, I'll make it dump.
You either join my fucking side or
and we fix up this crypto mess once and for all,
Amen.
or I ruin you.
So as the new king of crypto,
I decided we needed a project that we could all rally behind. And why not have a project?
Which is direct counter to the most annoying thing in the world. If you had the most annoying thing in the world,
then the direct counter to the most annoying thing in the world would obviously be a good thing. So what's the most annoying thing in the world?
Thank you.
Hoes? I was going to say bitches. Correct. Bitches!
I thought you loved me! Fuck it, Al. Jeez, Block. Why are you always working? So I can stay rich? Didn't you want me to be rich? But you're already rich, why don't you just quit working and just only look at me all day?
Because you're fucking boring.
Smart.
Had enough of these motherfuckers, these bitches, bro. So I just want a man who's tall and strong and smart and interesting and funny. And he only wants to talk to me. He never cheats on me. He doesn't want any girl but me. And he buys me everything I want. That's what a real man is. And he doesn't do everything I want all the time. He's not a real man. He should sit at home and do everything I want. But he should have loads of money and also be spontaneous. And he doesn't have to ever work. But he always has loads of money. And he always focuses on me because I'm the most important thing in the world, even though I've achieved nothing. I have hair extensions and fake tits. Shut the fuck up.
So we have to counteract.
That dumb shit for the culture.
This is, I'm actually amazed that you people at home haven't worked this out yet. I see people on Twitter going, maybe he's doing it for the money.
Guys.
I don't need fucking money. I burnt $37 million. You didn't do that.
Do I need my burnt publicly while dancing around to burn baby burn?
Disco Inferno! So how did this project find you? I think that's... Burn my mother down! I think that's an important part of the story. We're getting there. Because I don't know it. We burnt 37 fucking million dollars!
i don't need money if you're sitting there going maybe he wants money guys let me tell you what broke people think about money let me tell what rich people think about
I'd rather get a blow job and take a nice nap than stay up fighting with crypto Twitter. If all I wanted to do was get money because I don't need fucking money. I don't need the money.
The school's big. You're all joining the school anyway, because I promised my students massive success. So...
I don't need money, guys. It's like saying to a man who's full.
He's just had a nice meal and he's full. And then he goes to the buffet.
Why is he at the buffet? Maybe he's hungry. He's not hungry. He's full. He's there for some other reason. Think bigger. I know you're all a bunch of broke peasants. You're like, maybe he wants money because you're fucking desperate to get enough money together. Scrape it together so you can convince the girl you're important with your Rolex. Maybe she'll touch your pee-pee.
I'm beyond money, been beyond money for years. I don't want money.
I'm doing this for three reasons. One is the culture, as we've just described.
And this is why you've talked me around. You've talked me around a little bit, because I get it now. I'm starting to understand your madness.
Okay.
Continue.
No, I get it. When you're saying I like these people so I don't mind kicking a roost cup. I don't like these people so I've told everyone that they're nerds and to dump their coin. I'm like I get it because if I had the power to... Let's talk businesses. Let's pretend these are real businesses and there's 10 coffee shops and one's owned by a Kevin Sorbo lookalike who's based as fuck and one of them is owned by...
I don't know, your mate.
that guy who was singing the Dr. Fauci song. Remember him? Your mate? Oh, Tristan Tate, yeah. So I would say if I had the magical power to influence entirely who goes to what, I'd say everyone go to Kevin Sorbo's coffee shop. I wouldn't say everyone go to the nerd's coffee shop, would I? So I kind of get it because these are all businesses in a way because they're all trying to make money for themselves and for their customers, etc. And you have the power to crush them like bugs, like worms in your hand.
and transform into a beautiful butterfly and release it into the atmosphere, high and mighty. Because you hold that power. Now I get it. Because I've seen the people who are mad at you. And I'm like, oh, that's who he's making mad. You know what? Maybe I should buy some fucking roost. I'm getting it now.
It makes some sense.
Because I spoke with those dudes and they're all pretty based.
I get it.
I'm a fucking genie guys if you had muscles you'd flex them you have no muscles if you were in my position I
you'd be fucking with the market too. It's funny. So we've talked about the culture.
and why that's important. The second reason I'm doing this
is because as i've just said it's hilarious it is hilarious it's hilarious i load up twitter i see some coin i see someone right underneath it bet my house on this coin this one's gonna work got my bags packed
And then I FUD it. Yeah. You check their profile picture. Oh, pride flag. FUD. Next. Then I see someone else. Oh, I've worked really hard. I've saved up some money. I'm working really hard. I look on this picture and he's a footballer. He goes to local football and he put his last money in. Respect. I pump it.
Done. Why not? I'm a genie. Likes, follows. I'm magical. Boom, make a comment. Boom. Make him money. Take his money away. Make him all Ukraine flag and bio. Take his money. Gay flag. Take his money. Democrat. Take his money. I'm a Republican. Give him money. I'm just a genie. I'm just a guy. Join a space here. Retweet here.
It's fucking great.
And you know, and if you could do it, all the people who are talking shit about Andrew,
All the people who are talking shit about me are mad that they used to be able to do it a little bit. Would you, Quintus? No, they used to be able to do it a little bit, but they've all been losing influence slowly. And now I've come along and now they have no influence at all compared to me. None. You've taken all. I've taken all their influence. All your influence are belong to us. And that's why they're pissed. Because crypto is now mine. And everyone's going to watch my wallet, which I put up publicly, and watch my Twitter. Because they know any coin I put the ticker up of is going to fucking blow. And they know it. For the next five years, follow Andrew Tate, you make money.
to make money because he owns crypto. And if you follow the people who Andrew Tate dislikes, even if they are hyper intelligent,
You're going to lose money because then you'll fuddle their crap. I'll fud their shit.
And if I say something's going to pump, I'll buy a million myself just to make it pump because it's fucking funny.
Another reason I want you guys to understand me, and we're going to get into the final part of this emergency meeting, but this is very important.
you
I'm looking for unique experiences. Let me open up with you, friends.
Let me be emotional and vulnerable. You know, I get the impression that you're going to be zero percent emotional, emotional or vulnerable. Although my brother is a faggot.
Him and I are best friends.
And we've had a roller coaster of a life. We've been poor. We've been rich. We've been to jail. Been kickboxers. Been nearly killed in Moldova and Transnistria. You name it. We've done it all. We've been talking about it for a long time. We live with our best friends. We have a great time. But at the very, very top, you're kind of just like...
looking for
something unique.
you know like you've done it all like i bought a bugatti that was great i bought a second one and then i bought a jesco and then i bought a jumeirah then i bought a remak nevera private jet lamborghinis and i bought ferraris i have 72 cars and
I mean, things get a bit samey. Let me give an example.
You guys wouldn't understand how this feels, but imagine this.
You fuck a bitch. She goes home.
fuck a bitch, another one comes, she goes home
Third one of the day, fuck her, fall asleep, wake up, she goes home. Fuck a bitch, again. But eventually, they...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you get bitches coming. Do you want to have sex with me? Not really.
but i'm pretty yeah but kind of been there and kind of done that
kind of boring i mean maybe if i get really hungry i'll eat some food if i go i might have to bang you in the next 48 hours but
i'd rather sit here and play uno and tell marcel that he's a yeah a nigger and i've never lost a game i'd rather do that so i'm being vulnerable with you guys so sometimes in life you don't understand because you're all too poor to understand this but you're just chasing money i'm done with that i'm looking for unique experiences why do the billionaires go on the titanic submersible it's something unique something never before done so when i had that 37 million
I looked at it and goes, well, have I had $37 million before? Yes. Is there anything I want to buy that I don't already own? No. Have I ever burnt $37 million? No.
No, a unique experience.
that'll be fun something i've never done before so i did what a man would do when i burnt it and it was fun and i felt euphoric i had more fun burning that money than i would have had spending it and i felt super happy for like
Nine minutes.
Then it all faded away. I was back to, hmm, now what should I do? Well, you've burned eight figures, but you've never burned nine figures. Well, this is exactly it, my friend.
I think maybe if I burn $100 million.
you
I'll be happy. But Andrew, there's a conspiracy. Sorry. But Andrew.
There's a conspiracy being spread on the internet that once this money gets to 100 million, you'll just cash out and have 100 million dollars.
Thank you.
I already have $100 million. Yeah, fuck off. I already have money.
I'm going to burn.
$100 million. Why? For the culture. Because it's fucking funny.
And it's a unique experience. I'm going to set it on fire and I'm going to play burn, baby, burn. And I'm going to dance around and be a dumbass set on fire and laugh out loud. That's what I'm going to do. So why did you choose this project and how did they find you? Because everyone's asking this. So let's get full disclosure. I don't really understand cryptos that much.
I don't quite get it. People talk about a lot of tech and a lot of shit,
Now, I don't quite understand.
Maybe you do.
Okay, you probably don't.
What token are you burning? Is it the people who donated to Take Pledge?
I swear I'll leave the podcast. So what happened was this.
When I was blowing the whole market apart, I put up my public wallet saying, "Send me free stuff."
because I was buying shit coins and diamond hands in them. Guys. Andrew's yet to spend one penny from that wallet. This is not financial advice. This is not financial advice. Everything that was sent to me was diamond hands. And then someone sent me a coin and said, we've sent you the majority of the coin. If you burn it, you'll be a legend. It's worth $11 million. And I thought, hmm, that's interesting.
So I looked on, I looked on their project, whatever I thought about it. And then I said, beg, beg.
And they started begging me to burn it. And I was like, hmm. Then it went up to $37 million. And I thought, well, I've got to burn it now. So I burned it and I danced around. You remember that part. Burn, baby, burn. Do, do, do, burn, baby, burn. Then I fucked those two hoes and went to sleep.
Welcome next day.
What's next? What's next? What else do we do? I burned 37. What else do we do?
So I'm farting shit. I'm pumping shit. I'm just fucking around.
Not financial advice. Just be, I'm just a psycho guy. I have no real intentions of anything. I'm just a dude who's trying to, I'm, guys, if you're trying to. I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
Literally, I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do. I'll never caught it. Guys, if you're trying to understand me, let me make it simple.
If it makes me laugh, I'll do it. I'm just trying to laugh at my laptop. There's no other logic.
Then I knew I had to conquer crypto Because it's full of fucking sims Full of dorks I had to do it for the culture Blah, blah, blah And this new coin appeared
daddy. And I thought, I am the fucking daddy, aren't I? Then I started liking what they were saying, liking what they're doing. I started to like it. I was like, yeah, I like this shit.
Then they sent me the coin, just like the other coin did. I was like, okay, pretty gangster. They sent me percent to the supply. 40%. 40% of the supply. And you still have it. I still got it.
And I started to get behind daddy because I liked their message. I thought that fixes the culture problem.
If everyone's invested in daddy coin, daddy.
Who's daddy? Top G is daddy, daddy. And it's the direct opposite of the simp coins. Direct opposite of the simp coins, direct opposite of these bitches. So it's like, fuck, this can fix the culture.
I also can burn $100 million. Plus, it's funny for me to say, I'm the daddy all the time. So all you have to do
to save the culture, is not to spend the $100 million that you sent me. Once daddy's market cap gets high enough so that the 40% they've sent me is worth $100 million, I'm going on a live stream and setting it on fire. It's not high enough now. What, what, what, what? Don't know. Don't know. I don't know.
I think 300 million or something. I'm setting it on fire live. Why?
for the culture to prove that top G is, can be trusted as the king of crypto. Cause he's not here for your money.
Fair. Because it's fucking funny. Ha ha ha. Fair. And it's a unique experience. And I get to tell everyone that I burnt 100 mil. That's what's going to happen. And that's why I chose DaddyCoin to fix all of the world's problems. And this is not financial advice.
at all and if you're sitting home going well should i invest well i don't know if you're the kind of
who only wants, I want to make some money. There's probably a bunch of other stuff you can invest in. Cuck sperm coin. I don't know. Good luck. If you're the kind of guy who wants to be part of a cultural revolution and send a coin to 1 billion market cap to prove that daddy and that men, that masculinity is here to fucking stay and that the crypto market is going to purge itself of all these old kings, these dorks who have been scamming you, rug pulling you, promoting bullshit, shilling trash, only fans, whores, porn stars, crap.
If you want to clear the fucking Hallmark out with a huge forest fire and build something new and beautiful, then you want daddy at a billion market cap.
Not only are we making a statement, we made a statement for the culture, and you'll start the fire. I'll start the fire. I get it. You've talked me around.
Do you understand what I'm doing? No, I get it. Put a one in the chat. If everything I've been saying to you this far makes perfect sense and you understand why I went on this quest, put a one in the chat. If you understand.
Because that is how we're going to purge crypto from all of the trash. And we're going to clean it out and start again and build a masculine empire of strength and honor.
It's all ones. Strength and honor. We're getting rid of all the fucking trash, all the whores, all the dickhead and on cartoon pictures who shill you crap, who lie to you, who show you fucking rug pulls, who try and promote trash coins with their dickhead C-list celeb friends from fucking Africa somewhere and just rug pull you. We're getting rid of all of these scumbags. They're all leaving. Daddy's going to a billion.
which projects get big and which projects don't. Because if you don't add my endorsement, you're never gonna fucking make it. I'm the gatekeeper. I am the king of crypto, it is mine.
After daddy gets to a billion, I will then become the guy who sits and decides.
which coins are allowed to grow and which coins aren't. I'm going to fix the market. And the most beautiful thing about all of this, Tristan,
is that
All of my students inside of my university,
are going to have an advantage.
Which means if you invest in the real world,
for $49, you're guaranteed to be monumentally successful.
You already were. My students win?
I fixed the crypto community. I fixed the culture of earth. Trump's going to win the election. He's coming back. Crypto simp shit's over. I'm the new king of the crypto.
Everything's fixed.
I'm literally going to fix everything by putting daddy at a billion. And to get it there, I'm going to burn all of my tokens once it's worth 100 mil to prove that I'm not in it for the money. I'm in it for the lulz. Ha ha ha!
Yeah.
I burnt your whole industry down. You and your little dork friends have been sitting around behind your cartoon pictures, trading shit coins and talking on Telegram with your cum-stained hands for years. And I came along in three days, conquered the industry, and took it all and set it on fire. So does the emergency meeting start the moment the market caps at the right amount?
no matter what time of day.
Okay.
If I'm awake. Because if you wake me up to do this, I'd rather sleep. Honestly, like, I care about your culture. I care about your quest. But if you wake me up, Tristan, I'm going to push some buttons and make money disappear. I'll be like.
I'm not sure I want to be woken up. Tristan, you don't have a fucking choice. This is my world.
I'm moving out. This is my world now.
It's my world.
Crypto's changing forever. It's not going to be like it used to be. Top G's here now. He's going to clean everything up. So you're like Robin Hood. I'm like Batman who's coming to Gotham City and he's purging it of the filth of the criminals and the scumbags, the rug pullers hiding on every corner, the stupid whores with their tits out pumping coins because some simp will buy it trying to make a quick buck.
Gotham is going to become the best city in the world. Crypto is going to become the best industry in the world because top G is back and top G alone will ensure the only prosperity is bestowed upon those who deserve it. Upon the hardworking people inside of my university who increased their power levels. And if you're wondering what power level is, join and find out the people who help others get increased PowerPoints by helping each other inside of the community. We can grow into a big, beautiful utopia and these people will be Richard never before. And they're never going to buy any simp scam garbage. And before you know it,
Dickhead losers won't be able to launch coins anymore because they won't be able to get my endorsement. Because without my endorsement, nothing pumps. I'm the king of crypto. I'm going to make sure that everything is cleaned up and fixed like Batman. Top G is here. And crypto is saved. Once daddy's at a billion. I'm going to burn $100 million. I'm going to wake Tristan up no matter what time it is. I'm built.
different, and it was all because it was funny.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
you
So.
Thank you.
I'm going to sleep.
Don't wake me up.
Good night.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
before you go.
Yes.
I feel like I've sufficiently explained myself and my plan.
And if anybody doesn't like my plan or wants to call me names for it, then they're just a hater because they know the crypto is mine. And I'm going to fix the culture of Earth, guys. You're not allowed to buy sim coins anymore. It's bad for your karma. Andrew will tank them. I'm going to tank them all. He will. He'll tank the coins. You buy any trash, it's getting tanked. If you talk shit about Andrew, he'll tank your project. You better be nice to me.
Be nice to me or I'll tank your whole coin.
I'm that guy.
Listen, this is not financial advice. And I don't have a duty to any of you because I don't know any of you.
Fair.
You either join my mission for the culture,
Or you don't. But if you come on this mission, you have to understand that it's not about money. It's about winning. When you join the crusade, it's about retaking the Holy Land. People didn't join the crusade for money. They didn't join the crusade because they were guaranteed not to die. They joined the crusade to take the Holy Land back.
That's what the point of it is the Holy Land. You're either in this ideologically diamond hands, no jeets, no little jeets, no little wimps. You either get in diamond hands for the culture, like GameStop is destroying hedge funds. Daddy is going to conquer crypto. You get behind daddy for the culture and we retake the whole space. And you know that I will look after you better than you've been looked after so far. Think about all the times you've been rugged, all the times you've been scammed, all the money you've lost, all the promises broken, all the anons who've tripped you.
All of that's gone when I'm in charge, all of it. I'm gonna fix everything. So you're either gonna help me retake crypto by pushing daddy to a billion,
or you're not.
People I have a guarantee for. The only people I need to make sure do absolutely best are my students.
It is my students.
who we will never forsake.
Matrix attack, but we're back.
Thank you.
Where did I leave off? Someone let me know and I'll rant again.
I'll start again.
Why not?
Thank you.
if you're joining the crusade to put daddy to a billion, you're not doing it for money and you're not doing it.
Just for the lulz.
Although it is pretty funny. You're doing it to retake the Holy land.
People didn't join the crusade to make money and they didn't join the crusade because they were guaranteed not to die. It was actually quite dangerous and risky, but they did it to retake the Holy land. The Holy land is what matters. Think about the crypto space. Now think how many people are making money who don't deserve it. Think how many people are scamming you. Think how many stupid girls are launching stupid coins. The exact same girls who don't reply to you on Instagram. You are making girls rich who have you messaged them. They will ignore you. If you had cancer and ask them for a dollar, they'd ignore you. I'm feeding innocent children with tape pledge. You can see on tape pledge.com. I'm literally helping the world.
can be in charge of crypto and feed people. These girls you're making rich are not helping anyone. They're not donating to charity. They don't reply to your messages. They don't care about you. They don't like you. Rug pulls, scammers, and on accounts lying to you, failed projects, all of these influencer crypto guys endorsing garbage and you're losing money. This whole space needs cleaning up and daddy's going to do a billion. I'm cleaning up everything. I'm getting rid of all of this. I'm going to fix everything myself. I am the top G. We are retaking the holy land.
I want people to join Diamond Hands, just like you Diamond Hands GME to fight the hedge funds. You Diamond Hands Daddy to take the Holy Land back, and you'll be rewarded by karma. You'll get good karmic retribution for being part of the revolution. Because everybody knows this is a cesspit. Everybody knows this is a dumpster fire, and someone needs to fix it, and I'm the only person with the power to do it. And to make sure the only people who I have a genuine vested interest in ensuring they're monumentally successful are my students.
I don't care what happens to you. You must be a student of the real world for guaranteed successes. I don't know how else to say it. I don't know how else to make it any clearer to you. It's $49 and you join my university and I will guarantee you monumental successes in all ways, including the karmic realm.
Thank you.
It's now or never, gentlemen. You can continue to let OnlyFans girls subjugate you. You can continue to let girls who don't give a shit if you live or die take your money. Or men, real men, can reconquer this space. Take it off the simpy dorks. Take it off all these silly hoes and make it something beautiful.
Where genuine money can be made for those who deserve it, especially those inside of the real world.
Who increased our power levels?
Thank you.
A council of bishops used to decide who the Pope was. And the Pope was the kingmaker of Europe. No one could be a king unless the Pope endorsed his crown.
I feel like all the crypto degens, those who are man enough, are going to get the blessing from you once you become the number one authority in crypto.
And those who aren't,
worthy
of any title or anyone else's money or any backing on their project.
are going to get excommunicated.
let's get it done now next what's going to happen
is an unfair advantage. I want all of my students to have an unfair advantage. Unfair advantage is a stream which I broadcast exclusively to the real world. In 10 minutes, there's going to be a stream inside of my platform called unfair advantage, which all of my students can watch, where I give them more knowledge than I've given in this current stream. If you want to truly be ahead, if you want to truly have information in time enough to use it, if you want to understand more details to my master plan, if you want to be guaranteed to win forever in all
Join the real world in the next 10 minutes, and you will see a stream begin called The Unfair Advantage, where I describe everything that we discussed in this emergency meeting with more details in a way that allows you to make as much money as humanly possible.
The unfair advantage is coming next. It's starting in 15 minutes, and I expect to see all of you inside of the real world. For those of you who are not inside of the real world, I expect you to join the crusade, to put daddy to a billion, to purge this disgusting industry of all of its simpness. We're going to take Gotham back. Batman is here. And once I have $100 billion worth of tokens, I will go live to set it on fire and prove once and for all that I'm not in it for the money. I'm in it for the lulz. I'm in it for the culture, and I'm here to win.
Advantage starting shortly. If you're inside of the real world, you can prepare for an announcement inside of the Tate channel. We're going to have a Tate channel broadcast. I'm going to go live exclusively to you guys. At the end of every emergency meeting is we're going to start telling you ourselves how you can make money from the things we've mentioned. An exclusive stream for people who are inside of the real world only and how they can take the information we've given them. And we're going to do this for every single emergency meeting for the unfair advantage,
going to benefit you come to the stream inside of the real world emergency meeting unfair advantage
If you're inside of the real world, you can prepare for an announcement inside of the Tate channel. We're going to have a Tate channel broadcast. I'm going to go live exclusively to you guys. At the end of every emergency meeting is we're going to start telling you ourselves how you can make money from the things we've mentioned. An exclusive stream for people who are inside of the real world only and how they can take the information we've given them. And we're going to do this for every single emergency meeting for the unfair advantage, how to make money from these points, how to affect the world in a way that's going to benefit you.
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If you're
Great channel broadcast. I'm going to go live exclusively to you guys. At the end of every emergency meeting is we're going to start telling you ourselves how you can make money from the things we've mentioned. An exclusive stream for people who are inside of the real world only and how they can take the information we've given them. And we're going to do this for every single emergency meeting for the unfair advantage, how to make money from these points, how to affect the world in a way that's going to benefit you. Come to the stream inside of the real world.
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