Transcript
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*sad music*
*crickets*
Here you go Tristan, a real traitor. This is your guy.
I knew his name. This is your man.
Anyone who's against the system is a friend of mine. Look, you don't trust him?
Bye.
Oh, really? No. It doesn't exactly inspire for us. Where's this seat and top?
This is your hero. This is the reason I spent at least $400,000 on GameStop as of late, yes.
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Oh, shit.
Oh, that was a close call. Oh, there's a shit set up there.
Oh!
*laughs*
Bye.
Do I have to explain much?
- Say hello.
- There you go.
Can y'all hear me right now? I can't forget how to do this.
Thank you.
I kinda tested it, but can you hear me?
I can't actually keep on listening.
You can hear me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. I mean, I can't read this shit. Who the fuck is that?
Oh, you can hear me. Oh, thanks so much. I could just dust this shit off.
work it.
Ah, you brought back the light with the
- Yeah, it's pretty. - It's like .
*Clapping *
Kyda! Kyda! Kyda! What's up everybody?
I'm looking around. I feel like it's working, but I haven't done it in so long.
I think it's working. I see that you can hear me. It looks like it's going okay.
So I think we can get it.
Sorry, I'm legit looking at the chat here just to see. Okay, all right, I think it's working.
- I'm sorry.
Yep, I can't believe that shit. I thought for sure our first good stuff. You can't super chime because your band can mute you.
that I'm making a
how much would I supercharge if I could?
That's the question.
It's about to be.
Thank you.
I see we've got-- do I go through this too?
I don't think, there's no YouTube rules like, whenever your drip is when you start, you better keep rocking it. I'm pretty sure
We need the stock market to explode.
We don't. We do. We need the stock market to explode and the price of everything to go to zero, including all real estate and all dollars and all crypto so that even we are poor.
Because you know what, Tristan? What's going on? There's a reason why rich people don't keep their wealth. Because they're on a voyage of self-destruction trying to feel alive once again. And perhaps life would be better if we were completely poor like we used to be. You know?
That crazy stuff going on in the city. How crazy stuff...
- Can you believe this in him? - We can go back to broke. We can go back to broke. So we put all our faith in him.
I have not been. I put $400,000 in the last three days.
I know it's not the usual time of the week, but...
- So you didn't see what's been on-- - He's fine, he's got band-aids on. He's back!
No real game?
one and a half inches.
with confidence.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Damn, yo, there's mad heads in here.
He's not my hero, but he started an attempt of a short squeeze to completely destroy the stock market. So he deserves to be watched for 15 minutes or so. Wouldn't you agree?
I was just messing around with this. This is my real bandage.
Is there any more?
We call it a blimp. Is that the word? Bring me some chicken, please, bro. I'm messing around. There's one more chicken in the fridge. Microwave it for Andrew. Yeah. I want one of this.
Other than this, we're doing okay in here, right? Been a crazy...
Well, first of all--
Chicken and watermelon cuz I'm a real nigger
Real nigger Tate.
I am a real nigger. You heard it. Real nigger now. Real nigger. More baby mamas.
More jail.
More chicken, more watermelon.
Real nigger tate nigger.
Hard-R. Real nigga. I wish I was eating something that wasn't spicy chicken. I'm a real nigga.
*gasp*
Understand? Real nigger tape.
I'll start a Telegram group called Real Nigger Tape.
I posted it how I'm a real nigga.
Every day. I'm a real nigger.
So I'm going to write every day to remind myself and the world.
which is my case.
You understand?
or something, but I think
I think it's time to make a switch.
I'm scared. So you know, I mean, I don't know what type of beer you think I'd be going for today, brother.
I mean, maybe this isn't the right thing. Can I do this? Can I show this?
Nice coffee.
I can't see.
Oh, can you guess what beer that is?
You hit!
Did you miss?
That's a hint that you can't see. I want you to pass it out.
Whoops!
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stock market needs to explode.
I mean, I'm not caught up with the chat, but at least I
y'all scrolling through that.
- Green, it's green. It's green. - A real nigga.
All right, so it's green, right? We'll go from those cells, all right?
No shelter, Steve.
One last time, alright? I'm pulling for them.
I guess it's not a green day here, right? But, I mean, this is the finals, baby. To start off...
- Are you serious with that shit? - I'm not gonna do something else.
Go watch this, we're gonna collapse at the stock market, 'cause I'm a real nigger.
It's actually a good guess, that's a good one too. Roll the mron.
- Go self-dress, let's go.
See, I can't give up the chat, but I can look over. Sorry, I'm new to a lot of people's
here, right?
I just thought that I would be happy to answer your things.
Now let's pour this in here.
My buddy.
Oh, can you see this if I pour it all the way in there? I should have showed you before I poured this in. My body hooked me up.
What's up?
can see it.
Oh.
and you see, you're going to, you're going to do a lot.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
pull that up here.
Kind of screwed up the poor that's okay
Kihivo begins with C.
You know what else begins with C?
Alright, I'm not for real. I think, uh, I think everything is real. Real nigger.
Okay.
I like this one.
That's not true.
Whew.
There's a joke about black people not being able to spell that I could have made, but I'm not going to drop to a level of degeneracy.
Yeah, real niggers don't tolerate racism.
I'm a real neighbor.
I'm the blackest man in the house. Or I'm Marcel. I think I'm blacker than you.
I got this ice pack just
I have the credentials. I'm qualified.
I'm highly qualified.
Blessed, favored by God.
I'm going to be-- do I have to be careful what I say? I'm not really sure.
I don't know. But I didn't want to... Salt, please.
Thanks, friend.
- I did one, but I didn't want to go up.
So this guy's a billionaire as of this morning. Billion? B. I see a lot of question marks, but what gives you that? This morning you crossed the billionaire status, supposedly. I mean, can you tell us, you know what else starts with B? I mean, what do you know?
Really? Now we're talking. Now we're fucking talking. The whitest motherfucker in this house, Marcel,
I know.
Hi guys!
I'll make videos!
Wait, let me just adjust my glasses.
Where's that door?
a lot in the past year.
What?
- This is me, I wanted to hop in here and be like-- - You know what, making a billion on GME is cool.
Three.
Bet you won't say nigger on the internet. Only real niggers say nigger on the internet.
I don't know if he's that manly, you know?
Who's whiter, Marcel or Bailey?
These are the accounts I'm showing you. My positions are mine. You know? Like, those are my positions. I'm not working with anybody else.
I mean, I'm not cool with it. I'm not going to hit buzzer. They just kind of, it's like, yeah, it's like the same stuff as last time. So it's kind of interesting to see that stuff going on.
- You know? And then, what else, what else, what else? Like I'm not an institutional investor, you know? I'm not-- - Christy, bring me some rain. There's a fly flying around, I need to assassinate it. - I don't know if you thought you were tuning in today,
like Paul Dana was.
Now, all right, good.
And actually I have the opportunity to have him.
I still haven't seen that movie.
I don't know.
I've seen some clips.
I've seen some clips, but I still haven't seen that movie. But no, I'm not Paul Dano. I'm not Paul Dano either, so I'm sorry to disappoint.
Oh no, I'm causing it to go down.
I need a button that like, I press the button and it ejects me from the system.
If the prices go down or if I say something, they go, oh boy, press the button and get me out. It is what it is. People have lost faith in him, so it's going down on us. Yeah, so I just wanted to check in with his boxes.
- Drop the top one.
I'll tell you something, that meat,
I'm a real nigger.
So I'm dying in hands.
You can go to fucking 087.
I didn't buy to make money. I bought to be blessed by the gods by diamonds handing against the matrix. Everything I buy, I never sell. All the shit coins I'm putting on Twitter right now I buy, I will never sell. Track the wallet, never sell. Since I said send me free coins, they sent me $75,000 of free coins. These brokies at home would do anything for $75,000. Probably fuck their grandma, send out their friends, do anything for 75 G's. I got 75 G's and I will never sell it. Diamond hands. I'm gonna leave it there. Till the day I die.
Number seven.
My sanity is not for sale, my principles are not for sale. I don't sell the things I buy. Ever seen me sell a car? No, that's why we got 70. I don't sell my shit, I keep it.
I'm built different. I'm not in love with that bitch anymore. I tell her I'm busy. Don't leave her. I'm busy. I'll see you soon. Never see her, but I keep her.
That's who I am.
Diamond fucking hands to the end. So I don't care if it goes up or down. I don't know what the price is. I don't give a fuck. They could send me ten million dollars of coins. I wouldn't sell any of it. You understand?
Do you understand? I blocked you on Twitter already. You're already blocked on Twitter.
I don't have to go to my room and walk to it. That's what folks are-- Why did you both go to her?
should be focused on, you know what I mean? And that's promising. I blocked you because you annoy me with your stupid notes.
about him, whether he should
Scared of my tweets. Scared of my tweets. Too much heat. We're going to be cyberbullied.
- Yeah.
- No. - You're so-- - I've heard it!
I'm just watching. I'm trying to hear from somebody. And may I cyber believe?
that
- Tristan got cyber bullied.
- Where are you?
Tristan got cyber bullied. Tristan got cyber bullied.
He's a faggot.
He seems like a set of times. He seems like he has those characteristics.
I'm even cyber bullied.
to do this, but again, that's not-- - Did you cry? - It's kinda like, it's kinda based on feeling, you heard me say that, right?
And so I have that feeling, I have this feeling,
- Let me reiterate something. - Unblock me then, I'm such a gangster.
No.
and uh, I'm not sure
Living in fear. Fear begins with F. You know what else begins with F?
Real nigger.
- We all know that.
Real nigger type. Why do I have mental problems?
Why work this hard just to become as rich as we are, to not develop and encourage and cultivate mental problems?
Why be normal anymore?
We're rich as fuck. I might as well have mental problems. I might as well develop some really weird ones. Untied shoelaces.
I'm inexplicably violent. I just see an untied shoelace and I lose it.
how do you
you know
Why does he do that? He just got really rich and then...
The shoelaces just start to upset him. You know?
I'm a real nigga. Be careful.
I may as well just be that guy. Real n***a tape. Tie your shoes!
Kind of wanting it to work out. Tie your shoes.
It's a strong firm on the whole situation.
I hope it goes to zero. I hope it goes to fucking zero.
Especially when the CEOs and the managers are just so heavily investing themselves in the business. Truthfully, the only investment you should make people at home is in yourself. Because if you're a real nigger, like me, nothing can ever go wrong. You can be rich on a boat with a bunch of bitches. You can be poor on the street with a bunch of bitches. Either way, you got a bunch of bitches and you're a real nigger, so it doesn't matter.
It's all good. Root or pour with the same tea.
Poor we sat in the same room, you talking bullshit, me saying smart things, and Rich, same thing.
Mountain's different, except now I can afford hot sauce. One room, dude. One cigar.
He's got to get better shoulders.
- Again, we haven't seen anything. It's fair to say-- - We're not talking to you anymore. It's fine. 20,000 people at home. You can watch me not talk to Andrew. He's blocked on X. Now I've blocked him in real life. - Even the latest he did is cutting cars, trying to stabilize.
You got cyber bullied and real life bullied.
And that cash pile was brought in. Marcel, I will play you an Uno right now, live.
Right now, one-on-one, I have never lost a game. And show the people at home I have never lost a game with Bruno.
And if you lose, it'll become the most viral clip on the internet into eternity how you lost at Uno to me.
I'm a real nigger
I'm a real nigger. Who don't forgets who you? Bro, I am built different and I have never lost a game.
Ever.
You ready? You ready?
- I don't know. - Let me see your hands. - I'm not gonna talk to you. - Let me see your hands for a second. - I'm not gonna talk to you. - Let me see your hands. - Long diamond. - Your hands aren't diamond. - I'm not talking to either of you.
I think it's going to sit here.
Secretly. Working on stuff behind the scenes.
and thinking about what you're going to do
Ah, coffee number 40, feeling great.
But it's a good starting point. Take this plate please, Christy. Non-diamond fisting.
- Shock them up.
I can't shut the door, but I'm going to shut it. I'm going to read out super chats. What's super chats?
As-salamu alaykum. There you go. Cigar everywhere. Thanks.
I'm sure it wasn't burning.
But--
In this case, right?
- I'm a little bit more lost in Jesus than the world. - Camerlan, thank you. You're not in the real world making money like me, donated to a good cause, 'cause you ain't a real nigger. True. Andrew, please unblock this guy on Twitter. We're inspired by you, we're sharing the truth. If I blocked you, you must have said something dumb and gay.
Why would I block you unless you're tweeting me? I'm gay, I'm gay. So I probably tweeted you for being a gay boy. So I don't know, I don't remember why you got tweeted.
- Let's revisit this. - Why go blogging? - Right now there's some uncertainty about it.
And it'd be Tristan, they're gonna send you Lord Tristan take coin for free. Do you want it?
- Adventure is happening on the TV world. - Someone sent me a get out of jail free card, thanks.
Talk about food causing nutrient deficiencies in the USA. Don't tell me what to talk about. No. This guy. Your Andrew DJT on Ethereum has donated 400,000 dollars in ETH to Trump. Would you ever try ayahuasca? No. I'm very firmly here in the middle.
- You know me shuffle, you try to rig the game. - All right, I'll reshuffle.
just an ongoing argument, discussion, and you won't really...
I've never lost a game of Uno.
You lose to me. I have never lost a game of Uno ever.
ever
Live I'm putting it on the line. I
Why? Because I'm a real nigger. Cut the first obviously. He's cheating bro. He's trying to set it up.
and they are risky because-- - So we're good to go now. You're happy. - We're cool.
in those types of opportunities.
that I'm talking about, that's just coming up.
Who's supposed to go first
Uh...
I guess I dished the deal to you. Alright, so I get to choose the colour and then you go first. Alright, I choose yellow.
It started with the card that mixes them all up. Which means we're definitely fucked now.
Which makes it a very interesting game.
to be part of the--
from parts of the piece.
Did this part of the deal?
Why is he talking about you might lose money? Doesn't he understand that it's not about making money? Why is he still obsessed with the idea of money? Money? Who cares about money?
- Most people. - What do you mean money? Who cares about money?
probably
Who cares about money? You care about money, Tristan. Is that because your hands ain't diamond? Is that why? Money. What the fuck was that? That was a scam, bro. Four nines.
That was a scam.
What's it doing this year, I think?
What did you think of that? You clearly, clearly, I mean, look at the impact on people.
Where's that pun?
UNO! I have never lost a game of UNO! I am Bill Differin live on the stream, never lost a game. That's 4,312 victories to zero losses. Undefeated World Champ. He shuffled the cards, he cheated, he went first, he tried his little tricks, he had four nines. Bro, you think I didn't tell you four nines before? I told you four nines last night.
I'm built different. Never lost a game. Live. Live to the world. What do you say to the world?
night.
- Let me check. - What do you say to the world? - Can I do a-- - What do you say to the world? - I'm so looking like there are 21,000 people who's watching me asking. - What are you gonna say to the world? Come on. - Can I do the portfolio reveal? - We're gonna let the losers talk. We're gonna let the losers talk.
Ready? Everyone ready? Let the losers talk. Loser, please talk to the world.
Okay. First question, Marcel, what do you call someone who wins? A winner. What do you call someone who loses?
Never lost a game because I'm a real nigger. I'm a real nigger. Why do you want to try again? You just lost. Look at the camera, directly in the camera and say, I lost. I'm a loser.
How long have you been here? You think you beat me on Uno?
Bro, I was playing on the south side of Chicago on the streets. Just me. Against all of the gangsters. Just me. With no cars. And they all had guns. I had no guns. Won the shootout. Won Uno. Cops came. Beat them at Uno. Tried to arrest me. Reverse.
Understand. I've been running the streets.
I'm built different, never lost a game.
Never lost a game of Uno, ever. Ever.
- There's almost certain-- - From the real deal. - I'll always say that. - Cheating. - I'll always say that. - You're cheating. - Risk of failure, you could lose everything. What I do is not a recommend, you know that,
- Always. - No, this is not. - That hurts a little bit. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm a bit upset about that. I'm smiling but that hurt deep down. I'm not gonna lie to you. - Never lost a game, you should've known. - Before he was on the field, he was like, "Four nines." - Do you know, yeah. - With the four nines, you thought, "Four nines." - I'm good to go. I ain't gonna lie, I thought, yes, I'm good. - Never lost a game, bro. - Come on, man, something in that. - I never lost a game.
But I can't shuffle, that's what it is.
All the Super Chats these guys send me, I'm gonna use to buy real nigger tape. Token.
I'm buying real nigger tape with all the super chats.
It is, it's really like a tape. Oh, you haven't heard about the new cultural phenomenon?
That's going to disrupt the market.
Really? No, two, two.
You allow racist words in tokens? Who cares?
Now I'm getting that.
- You know what I guess I'll be doing?
down.
- Ah, never lost a game.
You'll check for you.
- Never lost a game. - Thank you very much. Thank you very much. That's gonna go viral in the news. You're talking insane shit. What do you mean?
What's the problem? - Because now, no matter how many times I win,
I've lost. Was this an early birthday gift from y'all? It's gay. An early birthday gift from a birthday.
There's only one way to put it back, and that's when I get my butt.
Fuck you.
- You wrapped up? - Hey. - Oh, thank you, Chad. - I hate this house. I hate it. - Well, I'm calling her a nigger. - Oh, that's great. Thank you.
I never lost again.
This motherfucker's talking about, "You might lose money, lose money."
He should be on here saying, "This has nothing to do with money. This is a battle against the system, against the enslavement."
I'm starting to lose faith in Tristan's fucking hero.
my cheese
to my YouTube course.
fellow Redditors, you know, on X now, whatever. - I'm losing faith. You had so much faith in this guy. - On social media, it's pretty cool.
But now he's all talking about, you might lose. But for the gay shit.
Bro, who cares about losing? We're not in this to win or make money. It's just fucking...
Nobody's a real nigger but me. I'm the only real nigger who doesn't give a shit about money anymore.
Only me.
generational
but out here by myself.
Real nigger tape.
Don't you see what it did, boy?
How many people are watching this stream?
600,000, wow, that's a lot.
How common is that?
Oh yeah, oh I know.
I mean, is it time for a haircut too?
Oh, it's on hot.
It's at home.
Okay, okay, okay, how do I do this?
Let's test something.
No, it's all today here.
Oh.
Thank you.
*laughs*
I think it's hard to look at.
- Told him.
Everyone, you're preempting it. You're beating me to it. I'm going to show it.
I'm going to show it.
I'm gonna show it. Hot Stump Mool Make Me.
Don't make me.
All this.
I mean this is at least a month to get him to stream my game. It's like a...
I'm doing my real nigger tape group right now.
but uh...
I was going to go in between it.
We gotta see it.
But, uh...
I don't see what you think it's a model. What else? What else? What else? What else? What else?
Thank you.
Ah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just get some tips of like,
Yo, shout out to Procter. I've seen that. See, I'm gonna see bits and pieces. I'm sorry, this is probably how the streams usually work. Shout out, let's go. Shout out to so many folks now.
friends and family. So Tristan why do you believe in this guy?
I'm not walking.
You can't block me in real life.
How did that hurt?
What else, what else, what else?
You can't block me in real life.
self-locking.
This was the guy you believed in? Still is. I blocked you.
- Roll block.
I'll come and try to keep him out of the chat here.
It's not going up. Did he expect it to blow up? Is that what the band-aids are about?
the Celtics' victory last night too. I mean, sorry if you're not a big basketball fan here, but-- - The Celtics' victory last night too, I mean, it really helps.
Green.
to read their name, I think
self.
Now,
- Oh, also five minutes?
Uh, yeah, 600k.
I'm not reading all this. Oh, I'm not reading all of this.
check it out.
Give me some prompts.
Marcel, do you remember?
when we played UNO live on stream.
Do you remember what happened?
I've never seen it.
There's a video actually, so what I can do is I can get it and I can send it to you.
I can get it cut up and sent to you.
How do you know that? I can tweet you at you.
And if it gets a thousand retweets, I can make a crypto coin say, never lost a game. And then I can make it pump. And everyone will make money off the fact that you lost to Uno. No one will make money.
Should I call the pulse of Newton a string?
I didn't lose.
I've never lost a game.
Yeah.
Ever.
- Got more in there?
Real niggas don't lose.
Yeah, now we're talking. I mean, I'm sorry, I don't know. I'm not sure.
I know probably a lot of people feel the same for different reasons.
You've got to stay tough.
Just in what time is our unfair advantage?
You're not doing one? Why not? I'm not talking. Why? I hope y'all enjoyed some of those memes. You can see I worked them out. He's upset he's here.
- What's that like?
I know that, but I think it's kind of fun to
I hope I can. You think some of them are funny?
Alright guys, so he's boring, we've lost faith in him, Tristan lost faith in his hero, Tristan's upset, he got cyber-bullied.
So he's upset. Marcel lost to Uno, because I've never lost a game. I'm a real nigger.
I'm a real nigger.
A real nigger. And now I think we should do our unfair advantage, which is our stream exclusively to people inside of the real world. So...
There's a lot of people asking me about all this chaos I'm creating in the crypto market because I'm trying to crash Solano. Millions of shit coins have been made today because of me and my stupid tweets. I've made a complete mess. I'm sure some people have made millions of dollars off the back of me. I don't have a clue. I don't care. We're going to talk about it inside of the real world. So join the real world and you will see in the next 10 to 15 minutes a broadcast where we're going to talk exclusively to the members about how money can be made from chaos as I demonstrated today.
Thanks for joining us once again, Tristan from Cyberbullied.
Marcel lost to Una. It's been a fantastic stream.
Good.
I had a great time guys. Have you had a good time? Everyone's had a great time. Marcel's had a great time.
All the super chats are going to go towards real nigger tape because I'm a real nigger.
And we'll see those of you who are inside of the real world, inside the real world very shortly. If you're not inside the real world, you have 10 minutes to sign up.
Yeah, that was one of my positions, you know?
benefit you, come to the stream inside of the real world.
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