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- I'm glad I'm super rich.
You know, now that I'm super rich, I get to be one of those crazy rich guys.
who acts unusual, and they're like, "Oh, he's a bit eccentric, but he's rich, so he gets away with it."
Like wearing a microphone on his chest. Everyone else puts a suit on, hides the microphone. I'm like, give it a fucking microphone, bro.
Don't care.
Built different. Don't care.
One of my habits now is ignoring all data.
It's great.
I love when people come to me and say, actually, we've got the data to prove
To prove what, you little pussy?
What are you going to prove to me?
I can prove to you that the ice caps are melting.
There's ice in my water right now.
I'm gonna leave the water unattended,
until the ice melts.
Will the water overflow out of the cup?
No.
Why are all the richest, most important people in the world who are pushing this scam buying beachfront homes?
Oh, but the data says...
The data is from the matrix and you are the matrix and the matrix is full of life.
Anyone who actually analyzes data nowadays proves they're a dumbass.
Have you seen that graph thing, that meme where you have the most stupid people?
and the most intelligent people do the same thing. Then you have the mid wit in the middle.
Data is for midwits.
You know, I'm sure Jordan Peterson, when he was finished sucking off Ben Shapiro,
We're sitting around post blowjob.
going over the data together to get the jabby jab. If you're vaxxed,
You're good to go. Right? You are. Just that's what the data say. Well, the data says, "Yeah, the data says."
Well, actually, I guess statistically,
Thank you.
The pharmaceutical company who sells the jab made the fucking data. Why are you even reading it?
Why are you reading it?
There were stupid people who sat there and said, "The jab's made of 5G cellular data!"
And then there was extremely intelligent people like me who said, I don't trust these motherfuckers.
And we both didn't get the jab. All the people in the middle were like, "Well, the data says, and the news said..."
They wouldn't just make us all take a jab for no reason. Jabby jab, jabby jab.
If you even look at data nowadays, you're a dumbass. You should just know.
Street smart people don't need data. We've just been around.
You know?
I've just been around. I just know things.
because I've just been around.
on the street.
See, when you're
Thank you.
Ben Shapiro or Jordan Peterson, post blowjob,
You don't
even after coming in the other one's mouth, have the clarity to understand that if somebody's trying to give you something for free so desperately, it's probably a trap. When you're street smart like me, you're on the corner.
you, your boys, some bitches. Guy comes up to you goes, "You want a hamburger?"
Not really. Hamburgers are good food. If you don't eat, you'll die.
Yeah. You should really have this hamburger.
I don't want it. If you don't have this hamburger, you're going to lose your job. I'm going to lock you in your house.
I don't trust him or his hammer. Why were you people like,
Well...
Do you have a study about this hamburger? Do you have some data on the hamburger?
Oh, says that protein's good for you.
Give it to me.
Fucking dumbass. The guy who got the hamburger was trying to force it down your neck and pull the study out of his asshole.
Ben was probably looking up his asshole for any little extra pieces of paper. Let me just make sure you didn't miss any of the study.
Hoping it was a tunnel. Motherfuck. I don't care anymore! I don't care anymore!
So I no longer listen to data.
Some bimbo in this house is trying to say women can drive better than men because she Googled it.
Oh Google, oh right, oh The Matrix, which is constantly trying to convince men that we ain't shit. Has it all come along with another obvious lie, pretending that women can
navigate an automobile better than a man can.
Is that what Google said? Oh, we trust Google. Google said that. Let's ignore the 5,000 times I've seen a woman crash or I've been sitting next to one
fearful for my life.
Number of times I've been driving and I've had to fucking swerve.
I'm like, I'm gonna kill this guy. And I pull up next to the person who nearly hit me,
Some female with opinions. Fuckin' hell.
Oh, but the data says, the insurance data from Google, from the Matrix, the Matrix says...
don't listen to data I'm rich I don't have to listen to data
Sometimes I ask for data to dismiss it.
It's great.
You could be arguing about nearly anything.
Someone will say, oh, but I've got to, I'll be like, do you have any proof of that? They'll go, yeah, actually, there's this study. I'll look at it and go, ah, doesn't count.
Why doesn't it count?
because I didn't make it.
Thank you.
I did my own study when I saw that bitch hit a tree. I did my own study. You can't park there, bitch!
Study complete.
I remember when that actually genuinely happened. I actually shouted that out a window.
Am I funny? I think I'm funny.
You know? This is probably gonna land me back in jail for some reason, misogyny.
Here, I've done a study.
The data says if you tell the truth or if you're funny on the internet, you go to jail 100% of the time.
There, I've done that one.
Dacia says, but Ben sucks Jordan off.
So now I no longer listen to studies at all.
I've had to decide.
Am I just gonna rely on only my own senses completely?
to navigate this world. Would that make me ignorant at some point? If I only go through the world
and only believe my own eyes
my own brain,
My own sense of touch and smell.
And it's all just down to me to just make it up as I go. And then I thought, it doesn't matter.
Really?
If that makes me ignorant or not, because I have hundreds of millions of dollars and I'll be fine.
So who gives a shit? I will never read a study
ever again.
I also don't... In fact,
Thank you.
I'm trying to think of anything I do actually respect enough to read.
The law.
I'm currently, in case you hadn't heard, basically everywhere, in the middle of a very interesting legal predicament.
I mean, I could read the law.
But that's bullshit too.
The law says this, complicated words.
Long sentences...
Can we just skip and just pretend we don't all know that they fuck you with the law if they don't like you? And they let you off if they do like you? Can we all stop pretending?
That when something will shift the culture of the entire planet,
When an event is so large it can affect society across continents, that they're going to leave it up to some random with a law degree and a gown.
Let them decide how the whole planet moves. No, that's not how it works. There's power, there's money, there's influence.
It doesn't work that way.
They have to get sign off.
from somebody.
From the money people.
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The only study you should be interested in reading is how money works.
It's actually amazing to me that nobody knows how money works at all. Nobody. I like to ask that question. People say to me, I'd love to be rich. And I say, rich, what do you mean rich? What's rich?
And they go, "Well, lots of money." And I say, "Well, what's money?"
Well, dollars.
What's a dollar?
You don't even know what you want, you fucking dumbass.
sitting there trying to get life advice,
on YouTube.
Looking at Jordan's cummy lips.
That's another thing I've realized. I'm now at a level of fame where if I insult anyone, they see it.
You know, sometimes people go up to me and go, "Hey, what do you think of this guy?" And I'm like, "If I say it, they're gonna see it."
So I should probably just stop.
What's the advantage? How can my life benefit from making mortal enemies by revealing the truth about these blowjobs?
There's nothing good to come from this, but I just don't give a fuck anymore.
Don't care if I go to jail. Don't care if they kill me. Don't care if climate change comes.
don't care. Women can't drive. Studies aren't real.
I don't listen to any of you motherfuckers because I am built differently.
Because I...
and the top G.
Yeah.