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♪ Here inside ♪ ♪ Scalise hands bolted quick like lightning ♪ ♪ And his bloodshot eyes feel sharp at night ♪ - Power slap, like, UFC. Power slap today, UFC tomorrow. - No, it's power slap today.
and then club after power slam.
Why do we have to go to a club?
Look, I don't know, man. You're in your 20s.
You love going to clubs. I don't.
I mean, I'm old, man. I've done clubs. I've done every club almost anywhere in the world.
but
You are my cousin. No, I don't want to go to the club.
Listen, listen.
I don't want to go. I think we should stay in the hotel. Fine, you twisted my arm, Luke!
You twisted my fucking arm. It was the last time. I'm not twisting anything. I'll go to the club with you tonight.
I'm in, you're in, Andrew, Luke needs us to go to a club. Oh, fine, Luke. No, I don't- You're a father, you're approaching 40, I understand you have no interest in this shit, and neither do I.
or good cousin.
I don't want to go to the club. You're welcome Luke, don't worry. Write me a letter of thanks. Say your thank you to the club. This is too amazing.
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I'm about to clean them in the kitchen, and we making money by the minute. I'm about to do it way different. I am just an icon living.
I am not a mayan, I'm a menace. It's wild, you can lie like a professor. I don't got the time to put you on a stretcher. I am real and it's so flesh.
America baby! Culture!
No, no.
♪ Wait, we just wanna make you go psycho ♪
I will never fuck
- Start me again.
I don't want to give you enough.
- The best thing about being a jailer
You were kept.
Yeah, he was terrified. - No, no. I slept good in jail, though, he couldn't get me.
me a hammer.
So I kind of want to go back to make sure I'm safe.
you need to get home.
Yeah.
Different type of cockroach, right?
I think that he's a bit upset because me and Stiney are about to get all the bitches.
Let's do a bet.
I got my alligator shoes on. I'm a stiny.
I'm going to be honest. I should have just worn sweatpants. That pineapple. Come on, bro.
Just come outside for the night, take your time, get your life, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
The career is my estate when you were your prime. Fuck that paper, baby, my face on the dotted line. Living like this isn't an accident. The private booths that you would see, surrounded by champions. The best tables at the most exclusive clubs. The freedom to wake up one day in Dubai and end the night in Beverly Hills. This life is built, earned, won. But most people, they just watch.
from the cheap seats while the real players sit cage side. They walk past luxury hotels while others check in without thinking twice. They scroll past stacks of cash, diamond watches, and first class flights, wondering why it's never them. Because they never start. This is where you start. Inside the real world, you'll learn exactly how to build wealth from the ground up. 18 proven ways to make money online, from e-commerce and investing to AI automation and content creation. Direct access to millionaire mentors that guide you daily. No theory, just real strategies that
winners so you're never figuring it out alone. Live calls, direct feedback, step-by-step lessons, everything designed to get you earning fast. Most people will sit and watch. You don't have to be most people. For less than $50, you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and connections that turn effort into cold hard cash. Join the real world today and start making money now.
so
If they locked me up for some insane bullshit, I didn't do it. Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained. The Matrix has attacked me. We were arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it. There's no evidence of crimes. They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper, which doesn't mean anything. They falsified evidence. The whole thing is garbage. What have they found on us? You don't see any girls with bruises. Where's the victims of all this? The evidence was gathered illegally. Illegal wiretaps, false translations,
that don't even exist. There was never any evidence to put me in jail. There was never any evidence to raid my house five times. There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years. There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children. There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack. There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth. There was never any evidence for the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me. This is a setup that is done on purpose and it is designed to come up with the most heinous possible crimes to slander our name.
This is disgusting! My brother and I have always been innocent.
We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix. The reason Trump is in office. The reason everyone is now based in telling the truth. The reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming. The reason all of these things are happening was by no small part down to my brother and I personally.
culture war. They tried to get rid of us. They tried to make us suffer. I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing are going to pay the price.
♪ Looking for freedom ♪ - Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced, has brought us closer as brothers. And in the end, when have we ever lost? Irregardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled. ♪ Freedom ♪ Andrew and Tristan Tate do not break. We do not fold. We've done nothing wrong. We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire
of heads. We are ready to die together.
You're trapped in a forest, surrounded by ghouls which intend on taking your soul. And I am outside of the forest, and I am screaming to you saying, I know a way out. The path is long, it is dangerous. You may hurt yourself, you may get cut, it's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out. And perhaps there's another voice saying, I know an easy path, if it just leads straight out, it is easy.
Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess? Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard. If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there. I can't give you easy answers. I don't have them. I only have the hard answers. And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle,
every day until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore. Because that's all I did. So that's all I know. It is go time. Today is go time. You either go now or you lose. But it truthfully is go time, gentlemen.
Mastery is a funny thing. It's almost as if on a long enough time frame, I've never lost.
And with this great power comes great responsibility. And I have to be sure that I use it in the correct manner. I don't want to do anything that would inspire God to believe
protection he has afforded me. So it's for this reason I try my very best not to be vengeful. Because when you have a lot of power and somehow no matter how hard your enemies try when they put you in a corrupt legal system under four criminal cases and then your home nation of the United Kingdom betrays you and they try and lock you up and Interpol and extradite warrants and you go to
how hard your enemies try and how much they truly believe they have you pinned down. The fact that you just pull it off every single time.
That kind of power needs to be used responsibly.
So I cannot live my life constantly looking for revenge. Because when you are that powerful, revenge crosses your mind quite often.
idea of justice. I think that the moral arc of the universe bends towards fairness. It's not that I want to get revenge. It's not that I'm vengeful. It's that I just want things to be balanced. I just want justice. I just want it to be fair. We all want to live in a fair world, right? You know those videos you watch online of the perfectly shaped circle going into the perfectly
and it gives you this calming feeling of how well it all just fits together.
It's not about revenge, it's about justice, it's about balance. That's what it's about.
As far as I see it, I was thrown in jail, three years of my life were destroyed, and my reputation was damaged, my money was taken, and my cars were taken, and they tried their very best to have me spending 25 years in an Eastern European gulag for something I did not do.
And because I understand I'm divinely protected and I cannot use these powers for vengeance, I've decided to use these powers to seek justice.
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A lot of guys when they come to these events they see training and they're like, "I'm gonna learn how to fight, I'm gonna learn some new moves." It's not about that, it's about breaking you down. It's about you finding your own personal limits. And learning how to push beyond them.
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The golden age of America begins right now. I am so excited for the next four years because it is winning time. It's going to be fantastic for the winners. It's going to be terrible for the losers. It is now a meritocracy. No more easy mode. No more games. No more sympathy. Nobody's going to give a fuck about the losers losing. Everyone's going to be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before. I like that because I'm a winner. You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser.
If you're gonna sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work, you have no motivation, and you're tired, guess what? You're gonna lose. You're gonna hate the next four years. These next four years are for winners who want to win. Losers are gonna suffer more than they ever did because you know what?
the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between that is gone the garbage is over losers are gonna suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners gonna win more than they've ever won and if you're a winner you should be excited if you're a loser you are change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody this is gonna be the greatest wealth creation period in your life this is gonna be the time where it's the easiest it's ever gonna be to get rich before the schism
rich, the poor stay poor. If I were you, I would take the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc, take it deep inside of your heart, implement it inside of your mind, build a splinter inside of your consciousness that prevents you from sleeping, prevents you from being lazy, prevents you from giving up. Take all of the energy in from the universe, take it in from God, put it deep inside of your blood, inside of your red blood cells, and do whatever it takes to
That's what we're gonna do. That's why we're gonna bust this case. And you're either gonna do the same thing and join us, or you're gonna end up on the losing team, permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply try it harder than you.
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You don't sit front row at world title fights by accident. Shaking hands with champions, billionaires, and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance. Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck. This life is built by those who refuse to be average. While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within. Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided. The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck. It's knowing your way in. The real world is your way in. With 18 modern wealth creation methods, millionaire mentors breaking it down step by step,
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It's that time. They just ain't the same for young Jermaine. Still underrated, but far from underpaid. And though some problems did fade, the hunger stayed. You all didn't make me to be liked, and you didn't make me to like anybody. You made me to piss everyone off. So if you could let the big man know upstairs, that I won't let him down. Under the horizon, y'all should run and understand.
Press conference for the upcoming Ryan Garcia fight. My boy Ryan. Just a fast hand. See if he can pull off here. See if he's got a fast mouth too. Usually he does. Usually he does. It's going to be entertaining.
ever. We have no criminal record anywhere on the planet ever. I think it's extremely important that we stop allowing media spin trying to destroy the reputations of good people who have no intention to do anything other than follow the rules. You don't sit front row at world title fights by accident. Shaking hands with champions, billionaires, and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance. Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck. This life is built by those who refuse to
Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided. The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck. It's knowing your way in. The real world is your way in. With 18 modern wealth creation methods, millionaire mentors breaking it down step by step, and live calls with direct feedback and guidance. Most hesitate. Some act. For less than $50, you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and network to start winning today. Join the real world today and start making money now.
Oh, I heard them Tate brothers are here in the U.S. of A. Think you boys need to go shoot them some guns? Get ready for war, gentlemen. The Tate brothers are here to stay. I lay my head by my pedestal and close my eyes and pray. These memories, they haunt me, baby, but the right good whiskey makes the pain go away.
I've been running for so long, mama, if I slow down I might wind up dead.
You can knock me down and drag me through the mud. You can break my bones and spill all my blood.
♪ Run, let me tell you son, I'm a loaded gun ♪
♪ When his car's on his bed, man, not a tear in sight ♪ ♪ He's got his hands rolling quick like lightning ♪ ♪ And his bloodshot eyes still sharp, dead man ♪ - Power slap like a little bit, UFC. Power slap today, UFC tomorrow.
slept.
and then club after power slide.
Why do we have to go to a club?
Look, I don't know, man. You're in your 20s.
You love going to clubs. I don't.
I'm old man up to me. I've done clubs. I've done every club almost anywhere in the world and
But...
You are my cousin. No, I don't want to go to the club.
Listen, listen.
I don't want to go. I think we should stay in the hotel.
Fine, you twisted my arm, Luke.
You twisted my fucking arm. It's the last time. I'm not twisting anything. But I'll go to the club with you tonight.
I'm in, you're in, Andrew, Luke needs us to go to a club.
Oh, fine, Luke. No, I don't-- You're a father. You're approaching 40. I understand you have no interest in this shit, and neither do I.
or we're good cousins.
I don't want to go to the club. You're welcome, Luke. Don't worry. Don't worry. Write me a letter of thanks. Save your thank yous. This is stupid.
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I'm about to clean them in the kitchen. And we making money by the minute. I'm about to do it way different. I am just an icon living.
I am not a mayan, I'm a menace. It's wild, you can lie like a professor. I don't got the time to put you on a stretcher. I am real and I still flexin'. I am just an icon living.
America baby! Culture!
♪ Yeah, like ♪
♪ Wait, we just wanna make you go psycho ♪
I will never fuck
- Start me again.
that I want to give you that.
The best thing about being in jail
You were kept.
Yeah, he was terrible. - No, no. I slept good in jail, though.
freaking get
So I kind of want to go back and make sure I'm safe.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
Different type of cockroach, right?
I think that he's a bit upset because me and Stiney are about to get all the bitches.
- Let's do a bet.
I got my alligator shoes on. I'm a stiny.
I don't even need your spouse. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. No, no, no. That pineapple. Come on, bro.
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The career is my state when you in your prime. Fuck that paper, baby, my face on the dotted line. Living like this isn't an accident. The private booths that you would see, surrounded by champions. The best tables at the most exclusive clubs. The freedom to wake up one day in Dubai and end the night in Beverly Hills. This life is built, earned, won. But most people, they just watch.
from the cheap seats while the real players sit cage side. They walk past luxury hotels while others check in without thinking twice. They scroll past stacks of cash, diamond watches, and first class flights, wondering why it's never them. Because they never start. This is where you start. Inside the real world, you'll learn exactly how to build wealth from the ground up. 18 proven ways to make money online. From e-commerce and investing to AI automation and content creation. Direct access to millionaire mentors that guide you daily. No theory, just real strategies that
winners so you're never figuring it out alone. Live calls, direct feedback, step -by -step lessons, everything designed to get you earning fast. Most people will sit and watch. You don't have to be most people. For less than $50, you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and connections that turn effort into cold hard cash. Join the real world today and start making money now.
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If they lock me up for some insane bullshit, I didn't do it. Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained. The Matrix has attacked me. We were arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it. There's no evidence of crimes. They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper, which doesn't mean anything. They falsified evidence. The whole thing is garbage. What have they found on us? You don't see any girls with bruises. Where's the victims and all this? The evidence was gathered illegally. Illegal wiretaps. False translations.
that don't even exist. There was never any evidence to put me in jail. There was never any evidence to raid my house five times. There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years. There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children. There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack. There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth. There was never any evidence to the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me. This is a setup that is done on purpose and it's
This is disgusting! My brother and I have always been innocent.
We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix. The reason Trump is in office. The reason everyone is now based in telling the truth. The reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming. The reason all of these things are happening was by no small part down to my brother and I personally.
I felt like the weight of the world was on my shoulders. They tried to get rid of us. They tried to make us suffer. Pressure to break or retreat. We are, aren't we? And I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing are going to pay the price.
♪ And for freedom ♪
- Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers. And in the end, when have we ever lost? Irregardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled. ♪ Freedom ♪ Andrew and Tristan Tate do not break. We do not fold. We've done nothing wrong. We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire
of heads. We are ready to die together.
You're trapped in a forest, surrounded by ghouls which intend on taking your soul. And I am outside of the forest, and I am screaming to you saying, I know a way out. The path is long, it is dangerous. You may hurt yourself, you may get caught, it's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out. And perhaps there's another voice saying, I know an easy path, and it just leads straight out, it is easy.
Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess? Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard. If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there. I can't give you easy answers. I don't have them. I only have the hard answers. And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle,
every day until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore because that's all i did so that's all i know
you
you
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♪ ♪ ♪ Mr. Producer ♪ ♪ Go on ♪ ♪ Make the best shows ♪ ♪ Mr. Producer ♪ ♪ Got all them moves ♪ ♪ Mr. Producer ♪ ♪ Gonna break the feeling ♪ ♪ Mr. Producer ♪ ♪ Through the emergency meeting ♪
Are you not entertained?
We're kidnapping niggers now.
We're kidnapping presidents.
How is this not hilarious?
You know what?
Everyone needs to take a fucking chill pill.
Whatever's funny is good.
It's funny.
Don't you guys think it's funny?
I'm gonna explain to you how the world really works. I'm gonna explain to you why this is super funny.
I'm going to explain to you why this is actually a good thing that America...
went to Venezuela and kidnapped Maduro.
I'm explaining to you the spheres of influence. I'm explaining to you. I'll give you a red pill.
Let me give you all a red pill.
So before we begin,
You people need some basic knowledge on the world.
So let me give you some basic knowledge.
*water splashing*
you
First things first.
- Okay.
Every single law on the planet is backed by one of these.
are gone.
Violence! There's no such thing as law!
There's only violence.
LAW?
are pieces of paper. Laws are just words some dickhead typed.
And I think that we should drive at 30 miles an hour.
Why do people listen to that law?
Because if you drive above 30 miles per hour, they give you a fine.
And if you don't pay the fine, they put it up.
And if you don't pay that, they send a bailiff to take your car.
And if you hydrocar or resist,
They send police to take you to jail. And if you say I'm not going to jail, they wave a gun in your face.
All laws are this:
There's just paper in between it. International law.
Rules based order, the United fucking nations, decal, FBI, CIA, NSA, NYP, motherfucking D doesn't make a difference. It's all guns.
That's law!
Whoever has the most guns makes the law. When America does some shit in another country,
to protect its national interests, it's fine.
When Russia does it, it's against international law.
But everyone does it.
And everyone's always gonna do it.
That's how it works.
So get rid of this idea that what Trump did was illegal.
because everything is illegal.
And nothing is legal. It's all bullshit.
The police came here, arrested me,
for something I didn't do.
But how did they end up getting me in a jail cell? Well, I'll tell you.
The people who bust in my door
had something that made me listen.
So I went.
LAW!
There is no law.
There's just force.
So that's the first thing you need to understand. The second thing you need to understand about the world is
And this is important because I'm laying the foundation for you to have a deep understanding
of my logic for supporting kidnapping this nigger and taking his shit.
Because I know a lot of you are going to be like, Andrew, you're against foreign wars. I'm going to explain to you the difference.
There are three types of countries in the world.
And I'm going to draw you a diagram.
So you can understand them.
*claps*
Thank you.
I need a marker.
Yeah.
There's three countries in the world.
Thank you.
Three types. You have tier one countries. Now a tier one country is a country that can defend its national interests.
It can defend itself against the other tier one countries.
and it can exert force
It can force other countries to comply with its national interests because of law.
basically because they have enough guns.
So there are a few countries in the world that have enough guns
to make other countries
Not invade them.
and make the countries near them or the countries they have a vested interest in obey them.
Those are the only real countries that have any degree of sovereignty.
Someone said to me once, "Andrew, you're so rich, why don't you buy an island to start your own country?"
Um, maybe because as soon as I start my own country, I ain't got an army. So the FBI are going to raid my fucking island and they're going to come and arrest me anyway. And what am I going to say?
You can't come to Tate Island, this is Tate-istan! International law means you're not allowed here!
And what are Della Force gonna do? Oh, sorry, buddy.
Let me turn around and leave.
I've had conversations with extremely rich people, billionaires.
In Dubai, recently, discussing starting our own country. Somewhere in fucking Africa, buying the land and starting our own country.
And it was a very short conversation.
Who's gonna be in the army? Because when they turn up to fucking kill us,
or put us all in jail.
We ain't got country anymore.
International law isn't real. So tier one countries can defend themselves. It's the only real countries.
And these real countries that exist on the planet are as follows.
USA!
Amen.
Russia.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
USA, Russia, and China, tier one.
Those are real countries.
The America...
interchangeably. They can't just invade the other one. USA can't kidnap Putin or Xi.
And she can't kidnap Trump or Putin.
You understand? These are tier one countries that can defend their national interests.
Then you have tier two countries.
Tier two countries can't defend their national interests on their own. So they have to decide which one of the tier one countries they want to be friends with, but they get a choice.
At least.
These are tier two countries. I'll give you an example.
Thank you.
Tier two, for example, Saudi. Saudi can sit and say, we want to be friends with the Russians.
We want to be friends with the Chinese. We want to be friends with the Americans. We decide who we work with. We decide who we're friends with.
And whoever we decide to work with will support us and protect us. So to a degree they do have some sovereignty. They don't have absolute sovereignty because they need a big brother. They need a friend. But they get to choose who their friend is.
So there's a few tier two countries.
But the majority of the countries on earth are tier three, otherwise known as shitholes. And shitholes don't get a fucking choice in anything.
Tier 3.
And let me think of an example.
off the top of my head of a tier 3 nation that don't get a fucking choice in anything.
Hmm. Let me think. I don't know. Venezuela.
Thank you.
Bye.
I can't even spell that as well. That's how much of a fucking dump it is. That shithole. Nobody gives a fuck. They thought they were tier two.
Because they were begging China and Russia for help.
Turns out they're tier three because their president got fucking kidnapped by Delta Force.
I'm in Romania now. Guess what? Romania is a fucking tier three dump. They tried to have an election and it got overthrown and changed and went back to what they other like they overthrew the election last fucking like six months ago and said, no, we want another person in charge. Why? Because the other person is part of the EU and the EU is part of the big conglomerate that belongs to America.
Europe's not sovereign. Europe's not independent. Europe is America's bitch.
Europe is America's hoe.
So...
You don't get to decide in Romania who the boss is, and you don't get to make decisions that are good for Romania. In Romania, you get to make decisions that are good for America.
because you belong to America.
Now they vote within someone who didn't want to belong to America anymore. They want to belong to Russia. Well, tough.
They're not tier two. If they were tier two, they could have decided.
but they're tier three, so they don't get a fucking choice.
So the election was overthrown.
Elections aren't real. Law isn't real. It's all made up.
What matters is force.
These are the three types of countries. So when you look at a world map, you need to understand that
that most countries are tier three.
Very few are tier two.
And only three are tier one. Most countries are tier three shitholes.
And they don't get a choice in anything. They don't get a choice in geopolitics. You can't even decide where you get to fish.
Nigger. You can't even think we're gonna fish on our wars because if a tier one country says
No, you're not.
We've decided you're narco-terrorists. And for that reason, we need to embark a naval blockade. And you're no longer going to have any boats.
And now all of our trawlers are going to come and electrocute your fucking fish. We will electrocute your fish. Electrocute.
En masse! We'll kill your whales and your fucking dolphins! We will electrocute them! We will put them on our boats! We'll take them back to our tier 1 nations and we will sell them to the highest fucking bidder! Do you understand? F-35! F-16!
Nuclear weapons. Do you fucking understand? Fuck you. Fuck your people. Fuck your need for protein.
Fuck your dolphins. Fuck your fish. You do not have anything unless we give it to you.
That's a tier three nation, which is most of them.
And...
The other thing I need you to understand
about the world before I continue about why it's fantastic Trump did what he did, is that there's only five races on the planet.
Because we need to get rid of all this bullshit about all the different races.
If you go to fucking Venezuela...
Thank you.
I'm in Caracas.
Is that how you say it? Dunno. I'm walking around. You're Venezuelan.
You're Venezuelan.
You're Venezuelan. No, actually.
Why? Oh no, we're not all Venezuelans. He's part of this tribe and he's part of that tribe. He's a taco lover and he's a burrito lover. There's all this bullshit, endless division.
You go to Africa, you're like, you're all Africans. You're all just fucking blacks.
No, he's who - and - - I'm - - he's Moo Moo the fuck. I
You're all black.
So the Venezuelans don't even believe they're all Venezuelans. They believe they're different things.
It's like the United Kingdom, right?
They're just white people.
Scottish, Irish, Welsh.
Blah blah. Who cares?
So there's only five real races in the world. Can we bring up a world map, please? There's only five real races in the world. I'll explain this to you quickly so we can get over the bullshit and understand the races of Earth.
Thank you.
Bye.
Come on.
You got white people...
Which we all know. Europeans...
Used to be Europe. Americans. You got white people.
They're around here.
Russians are white, you got white people.
You got black people.
Most people don't know this, but they're from Africa.
See all the blacks here.
You got the Chinese.
Last time I was in Korea, I was tired of them pretending they were not Chinese.
You're all slanty eyed. You're all fucking Chinese Japan Korea
You're all Chinese.
Even Vietnam, Southeast Asian, you're Chinese, you don't speak English.
You're over there.
You're Chinese.
You got Packies.
You know, India, Pakistan. And like, you can be from Algeria.
*laughs*
*laughs*
which is far away on a map.
I'm not actually Pakistani, I'm from Tunisia. You're brown?
You're speaking one of them weird languages. You're a fucking packy.
And then you got Mexicans.
Mexicans are anywhere from Mexico down.
This is all one big Mexico.
I'm from Nicaragua, you're a fucking Mexican. Now I heard Hondurans and like Nicaraguans and fucking Mexicans don't actually get along because they believe they're different.
They're arguing about how they all make burritos in a different way. And they pretend it fucking matters.
And they sit around going, no, actually, we're very different cultures. It's not a different culture. All your countries fucking suck.
They're all shitholes. All your women are whores.
sniffing coke and drugging fucking passport bros. They've all got flat feet, look like housemaids, no manicure, no pedicure, shit flip-flops, a $3 dress, dancing to some fucking Mexican bullshit.
It's all one big fucking Mexico.
South America is Mexico.
And I use this as a perfect...
Explanation. If a man from Chile and a man from Paraguay and a man from Nicaragua and a man from Honduras, four of them started a criminal gang and they were breaking into your house and you called the police, you would say, four Mexicans are breaking into my house because that's what they fucking are. It's all one big Mexico.
There's only five races in the world, guys.
Let's cut the bullshit.
There are some weird ones, like what's an Eskimo?
You know? But they're probably a mix.
They might be like snow Mexicans.
You know, there's like Mexicans who made their way to the snow, but they're still Mexicans. Okay.
There's only five races in the world.
The smartest race are the whites.
The most organized race are the chinks.
In fact, no, the whites are pretty organized too.
But the chinks are very hardworking.
and the strongest physical race of the blacks.
You'll notice the Mexicans have nothing.
Yeah.
Nothing.
Their countries fucking suck. I am rich and can go anywhere. And do you know where I never want to go? To anywhere in South Mexico. Fuck Chile. Fuck Venezuela. Fuck Nicaragua.
Fuck Honduras.
Fuck Mexico. Fuck Paraguay. Fuck all of it. No, I don't want to go there.
Tacos, burritos. Bro, I got Doritos right here in my house. I'm in Romania. We taking your best shit already.
Cool Ranch. I got your shit, bruv. I ain't going there.
All the girls are just like fucking...
Bro, I hate men. Passport bros who go to South America.
Oh, the women in Colombia are so feminine. Bro, you're broke. If you're rich and you're a passport bro, you're in Moscow.
or Dubai.
with a Ukrainian Barbie doll. There is no way on God's green earth any straight man believes that Latinos are more attractive than Ukrainian Barbies.
blue eyes, blonde hair, perfect bodies. Listen,
That's impossible to believe Latinas are better. You're just broke.
You can't go and catch a Ukrainian 10.
Because you need to be a multi-millionaire. You can't go to Moscow and get a Russian tent. You can't compete in the dating market in Dubai because you haven't got a Bugatti. You're broke. So you go to fucking Caracas.
Medellin and pick up some fucking hooker.
with her flat feet and shit fucking boy hands, hasn't even got a manicure.
No Dior.
stinks like fucking...
Thank you.
What spice do they use in Mexico?
Fuck knows.
Chili con carne.
Taco Puss! And you walk around, "Hey, I got a girlfriend in Colombia!" You're a fucking loser.
Nobody!
Who wants to be seriously regarded as a man is passport broing in fucking South America. So if you get killed on accident while we take all these countries shit.
You shouldn't have been there.
Uncle Sam's bullets fly straight. Don't get in the way.
Right?
Because America and imperialism
Is here to fucking stay.
Now,
WHY?!
is kidnapping
the president of Venezuela, funny,
But the wars in the Middle East, I was against. I know a lot of you are confused, so listen up.
I'm all for efficient imperialism.
I don't like
when we try and be imperialist.
And it doesn't work.
And we end up spending 10 years and 25 trillion dollars and losing loads of soldiers and getting mauled down in some bullshit.
But I do like
When
In 45 minutes.
We kidnap a nigger and get $17 trillion of oil.
I like shit that works.
I'm not against
Stealin' shit!
I'm from the streets. Are we all gonna fucking sit around and cry, pretend this is the first time a nigga got kidnapped for money?
you
in fact
I would argue...
That's the only reason anyone gets kidnapped.
There's kidnappings going on right now in every city in the world. Some crypto kid just got kidnapped in Paris.
Some fucking dude who's kidnapped in Minneapolis.
Kidnapping happens. If you got shit, you gotta be able to protect it. Or someone's gonna fucking kidnap your ass. That's how it works.
And they take your shit.
This is the fucking, this is the streets.
Now, if we were to say boots on the ground in Venezuela, 10 year, 25 trillion money laundering war bullshit, I'm against that.
I am totally against
Us trying to run Venezuela.
When Trump's like, yeah, we're going to run the country now. Now, fuck that.
We're not going to run nothing. Take their shit and bounce, bruv.
Take the oil and go.
That's it.
For Uncle Sam, take their shit and let's fucking leave.
Now I know a lot of you are saying,
Well actually quite a lot of Venezuelans are glad Maduro's gone. Because a lot of the Venezuelans were mistreated. I want to make something very fucking clear.
I don't give a shit.
what any Venezuelan thinks about anything.
I couldn't care less if Venezuelans are happy or sad we kidnapped their president.
Hey Andrew! What? Have you heard this opinion?
on Mars and Jupiter.
No. Who's it by? A Venezuelan guy. Don't care.
Don't care what Venezuelans think about anything.
I don't care what they think about their own country. I don't care what they think about fucking tacos. I don't care what they think about their fucking oil. I don't care what they think about America. I don't care what they think about me. I don't give a shit because you're not even a fucking nation. You're tier three. We bus in Delta Force and took your fucking president. Nothing you think matters.
Nothing you think matters. So I don't give a fuck if you're happy or sad.
To be honest.
Couldn't give a fuck.
You add a whole bunch of oil and we wanted it.
you
And the reason Trump is different than the other presidents
It's because instead of starting a forever war to launder money and rape the USA tax base...
He just got in and out and did the draw.
I'm all for that.
Now America's richer.
Let me ask you something.
Genuine question.
So good.
Do you want to pay more for gas at the pump so Maduro can dance around on Venezuelan TV?
Be honest. Next time you go to the gas station.
There should be two buttons.
- I'm sorry.
cheap gas or expensive gas. And if you press the expensive gas button, you get to see a video of Maduro sitting around in Venezuela.
Do you really give a fuck?
Or do you just want gas in your car?
Let's cut the bullshit, gentlemen.
Let's cut the crap.
This is how the world works. The world is violence.
kidnapping and stealing.
always has been
Always will be.
And I know there's some idealists sit around like, you know, liberals or even some guys on the right wing now.
We're bullying the brown countries. We're bullying and it's not fair. Da-da.
No.
Might makes right.
That is why white people...
are losing their host nations because they're pussies.
So us brown people turn up to white countries and take all their women and take all their shit.
Let's not pretend we don't.
Us brown people turn up to a perfectly white country, start fucking white bitches.
Having brown kids?
and important our entire families.
We conquer their shit. And when they say something about it, we do something.
Do something. Fight me.
That's how it works. So while the white man still has enough
capability, because they haven't all been replaced yet, to go to a brown country and steal our shit, I'm kind of like...
That's how it works. As if Venezuelans aren't conquering America anyway. America's full of fucking Venezuelans.
*slurping*
At least when Trump has the oil.
cool shit will be bought, you know, like fucking Blackhawks. Elon will end up getting a government grant and putting us on Mars. What happens if we leave the oil with the Venezuelans?
What are they going to do with it?
*laughs*
Hmm.
What are they going to do with it? They've had it forever.
They've had this oil forever. What has Venezuela ever done? Have they ever put any rockets in space? No. They sit around dancing to that fucking reggaeton.
They have all this oil.
The most oil in the world.
should be a rich country with the most oil in the world.
It's a fucking dump! Everyone's starving to death, eating cats and dogs, even though they have all this oil.
And you go there and say, why are, what are you doing? You have all this oil. Why is your country a shithole?
And they're like, reggaeton! Do-do-do-doot. Do-do-do-do-doot. Like, fuck these idiots. Take their stuff, bro. Bro, take their shit. They're obviously retards. Papa-cito.
*sobs*
They had all this oil and they're just playing Papa Cito on repeat.
Someone eventually someone's have to come along and say, no, you're fucking retarded.
I'm taking their crap.
Singing about fucking a dude salsa dancing and shit. Like, fuck them.
Fuck all of South America. Take all their shit.
Colombia, fucking Brazil, who cares? Just fucking take all of it.
Guys,
Guys, hello?
Wake up! We've been doing this...
Forever. I know this is a big deal to you because there was a helicopter and Delta Force and we took the guy at night. Ooh.
Guys, every single fucking election America does this.
We get rid of the guy we don't like, and we put the guy we do like in. We've been doing this forever.
The only reason we don't have to use Blackhawks every five minutes is because we rig elections. Wake up!
Normally we just rig elections.
It's quicker and easier. No one talks about it.
But then Maduro had this great idea of canceling the election or rigging it back himself.
Can't do that.
We rigged your election to get the guy we want in Venezuela. Oh, he rigged it back. Interesting. Yeah, Dela Force. Yeah, guys.
Get the guns!
The fuck? You think this is the first time we chose the leader of a country? Wake up!
*sips*
and also
I'm sorry.
There's a huge skill issue element here.
Maduro.
Because you knew we were coming. We had the fucking carrier strike force off your fucking book. I knew that. I'm not even charged. I'm like, bro, I'm fucking training for a boxing match.
in Dubai, and even I know there's a fucking carrier strike force off the coast of fucking Venezuela. You're the president sitting there.
You can see aircraft carriers surrounding your whole fucking country. And what do you do? Go to bed?
I'm tired.
Da!
Hello! You knew we were coming, Maduro! Skill issue!
Then we turn up. No air defense. Nothing. Nothing.
Why was there no air defense? I'll tell you why because I understand the world because you know as big of a shithole as I
Venezuela is, they probably could have shot down one helicopter. How did they not shoot it down? Let me tell you how.
Let me tell you how. I'm Maduro.
Thank you.
We will fight to defend Venezuelan sovereignty. We will fight to the end. Trump come and get me. I am not scared of you.
TV broadcast ends.
goes into his situation room. "Okay, army commanders, we have to defend me "and Venezuela against Trump."
They all sit there. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Then he leaves the room. Maduro leaves the room. And they all sit and look around at each other. We're fucked. We are fucking toast.
*laughs*
Put your hand up if you want to get drone-striked like the Iranian commanders randomly on your way home from work.
Put your hand up if you want to go on your way out to get a burrito and eat a fucking depleted uranium round through the teeth.
Nobody? Nobody here wants to die pointlessly in a fucking battle we can't prevent with a drone strike? Okay, so how are we going to defend ourselves against America? We can't.
So then you know what those fucking military commanders did?
They all sat around. You know what they did?
I guarantee you this is what happened. Guarantee. They called America.
And they said, hey, Trump, this nigga Maduro, man, this nigga crazy. I mean, if you do come get him, I'm just saying I'm tired. I'm asleep that day. So I won't turn on the air, the air defense that day. I'm asleep.
Because I don't want to die.
Because I know we don't stand a chance. I'm just letting you know.
And America's like, ah, okay, here's a million American dollars. You can now buy 5,000 houses in Venezuela.
You're the richest man in Venezuela. Here's 24 pesos.
And they all took money.
And then on that night, they all went to bed.
Blackhawks turn up, no air defense.
Not a single American gets shot. No army. All these videos you saw of the army marching around, none of them, nothing. They just turn up, grab Maduro. Hey, bro, get in the fucking helicopter.
And he's like, where is my army?
Bro, your army took the money, bro. Your army getting blowjobs.
That's how it works.
That's the reality of the world.
That's how shit really works out here.
And also, I'll say one more thing.
There is a chance.
that this is a negotiated surrender by Maduro.
There's a chance of that, by the way.
There's a chance that Maduro himself knew that he was going to be deposed.
and didn't want to lose face.
and look like a bitch.
So he said to the Americans, come get me. I'll let you come get me.
Put me in jail for a year. Let everyone forget that.
And then let me out on bail.
And I'll just go away quietly. No one will talk about me anymore.
And that'll be the end of it. You can have Venezuela on all soil.
There's a possibility of that.
because they would have offered him that deal.
And if he has a brain, he took it.
But there's also a possibility he said no and his commanders took it. But someone...
Guys, someone took the money!
Someone took the fucking money.
Every fucking time.
That's what really happened.
And I'm glad it happened.
so we can keep the price high
at the pump down and I haven't got to listen to fucking Papa Cito or Shakira ever again.
If we can get hold of them and put them in jail, I'm for that also. And before anyone tells me, Shakira's from Colombia. It's all Mexico.
They're all Mexicans.
Put them all in jail.
That's how the world works.
So I am 100% for this military intervention. In fact, if we could pull it off this flawlessly, there's loads of countries we should do this to.
There's loads of places we should do this to.
So now we're going to go through the world and discuss all the places Trump should invade and take the president to jail from.
Because you're going to soon see it's a pretty big fucking list.
Let's start with the easy one.
Amen.
All of the European leaders are cocked fucking losers.
And they're cucked to the global banking interests.
Which isn't exactly the same as being cucked to Trump. There is some overlay. There is some overlap. And they are America's bitch. And they are in America's sphere of influence.
But!
They're cucked to the banks and the banks have shorted the Euro and have decided to destroy Europe on purpose.
to make trillions of dollars.
The International Monetary Fund.
and the large pools of transnational capital have decided to destroy and scuttle Europe, purposefully, in an attempt to make trillions of free dollars by shorting the euro, by destroying the quality of life in Europe.
And they've put leaders in.
whose primary objective is to destroy the continent.
You don't accidentally let in millions of military age men who only commit crime, then pay for them, then raise your taxes on your native population, then shut down all your industry. No leader, no matter how stupid, believes that's a good idea.
Leaders do that because they've been told to destroy the continent.
And I think
Trump!
should save Europe because I like Europe.
There's nice hotels.
There's pretty women. You get a little coffee. You get a baguette.
The problem with America is there's nothing to do.
Whenever I'm in America, there's nothing to do.
Like what do you mean there's nothing to do, bro? We got a sports bar.
Gay. Football games.
Gay. Baseball.
Gay! American culture sucks! In Europe there's lots to do because doing nothing is doing something. You go to a cafe, you get a coffee, you get a baguette, and that's a day.
It's a fun day. I had a great day. I was with three bitches, all full of my cum, and I sat there and had breakfast. That was my day. And in America, you can't do that. You can't just walk around. In Europe, you just walk around, you know, just walk around.
fun mountain roads, you drive a car. You can't drive in America. It's all just fucking highways and
It's boring. You can't race around the mountains in America. It's boring.
So America's like, let's get a taxi to the sports bar and watch the Broncos game. Sorry, I'm not a faggot. So I'm bored. I don't want to do that. Where can I go for a nice walk between cafes and see beautiful models everywhere and enjoy an espresso and eat a fucking croissant? Nowhere.
Fuck America is boring. Europe is the funnest continent on the planet. But it's being tanked purposefully. So Trump needs to send Delta Force and fucking kidnap all of the fucking leaders of Europe first. Kier, Macron.
I don't even know who's in charge of Germany. Oh, Merz. Fucking Merz. Get his punk ass. Get that fucking Ursula bitch. Get all of them. I'm in Europe right now. They're probably going to put me back in jail. Don't care. Get them.
Blackhawks, Trump, send it in, Delta Force.
Put them all in jail.
By extension.
All the countries we're going to invade, please leave red. By extension.
I want to make this very fucking clear to everybody at home.
Greenland is ours.
Fuck them Eskimos.
If we want it,
We're going to fucking take it.
And guess what the Greenlandics are going to do?
Fucking nothing.
You ain't gonna do shit when army rangers are waving fucking fully automatic weapons in your face.
And what language do they even speak up there some clicks and shit? I could look at the glue. I
Get on the ground!
trying to run away on a sled dog. Fuck you. You ain't getting away from us.
You're on a little fucking whipping your dogs and a fucking Blackhawk Apache comes.
You're worse than the fucking Pakis down in Iraq. You don't stand a fucking hope in hell.
This is America.
So shut the fuck up. We're tier one.
Tier one operators. Fuck Greenland.
And you know, the colonial power that backs Greenland. I know this is scary.
Denmark.
Ooh, you don't want to piss off the Danish.
What the fuck?
is Denmark gonna do?
Yeah.
What?!
The fuck is Denmark gonna do? I tweeted this and some member of parliament from Denmark themselves replied to me: "You're going to Romanian jail actually!"
Some white boy. Listen, white boy. I've been to Denmark. Somalis are already all over your fucking. You're already conquered. Shut the fuck up.
Us brown people have already turned up and taken your shit. We've taken your fucking women, we've taken fucking Copenhagen.
We've taken everything.
I'm brown. I can have a Danish anytime I want. I can tell, I can order my staff to go buy me Danish's.
Fuck you.
When we invade Greenland Denmark is gonna do nothing but monitor the situation and
We strongly condemn the violation of international law.
We strongly and we hope that we need to de-escalate the situation. My statement as the president of Denmark. Yeah.
Yeah, I got a statement for you.
It's called America. I've got a statement for you. We're going to de-escalate.
come take it. Come get your ice back.
You ain't gonna do a fucking thing.
Greenland is ours.
By extension, because...
They go together.
Buy one, get one free.
Let's take Iceland.
Bye one!
Get one free. I've been to Reykjavik. It's sleepy. It's boring.
They got some strong dudes there, do some weights, whatever, but...
Guns are the great equalizers. Sorry, we took Greenland.
Got to take Iceland. Otherwise, the Danish may use it as a staging ground to assault our new colony.
It's a good excuse.
Let's take Iceland.
What else does America need to take? Well...
Amen.
Canada?
Guys, I've been hating on Canada for a while.
And for a while I used to get pushback from Canadians, but now Canadians just walk around outside and see nothing but Indians and realize that they're not even a country anymore. You're basically India. Now you're subsidizing India.
That's the only reason you exist.
And I know America has its problems.
But let's be honest, Canada and Canadians.
None of you could have ever done anything as gangster as what Trump just did in Venezuela. Ever.
If you sent a bunch of Canadians in an attempt...
in an attempt to kidnap a president, you'd end up landing on the ground
Starting a gay pride parade, marching around talking about gay rights.
sucking the president off and then sending him money. You'd end up giving him aid.
You turn up to kidnap him, and within five minutes, you'll be like, we'll send you some Canadian dollars.
Because you suck.
Join the American empire.
Cut the bullshit. You're not an independent people. You've already been conquered by India. Do you want to be conquered by India or America? At least Trump can like stop the Indians. You people ain't doing nothing.
Canada is ours.
*slurp*
Now, as for Mexico...
The thing that's so annoying about Mexico...
is they think they're an independent culture.
All these people.
Did you know the biggest recording artist in the world is actually from Mexico?
Who?
They named some fucking person you never heard of. No, I think it was on YouTube.
The most views ever was on one of their fucking annoying Spanish songs. I can't remember which one it was. Maybe it was Papacito. Some fucking generic crap. And it had billions of views. Like, look.
We're a culture. Look, everyone loves our music. Okay. The only reason
Any of the fucking artists from these shitholes have any money at all is because of the fucking Mexicans we've let into America.
We let a bunch of Mexicans into America who are stupid and funnel their money back to Shakira. If Shakira could only get money from the people inside of her own country, none of them have any fucking money.
If she would have bought a concert in fucking Mexico where she's from, it would cost $1 a ticket.
It'd be fucking, it'd be free. She wouldn't be able to sell a single piece of merchandise.
There wouldn't even be a line at the burrito stand. These people are so fucking poor. But we let you Mexicans into America. You make money. Then you funnel it back to your crap music artists.
Your whole culture is funded by America.
America doesn't respect your international borders. America doesn't respect your fishing rights. America doesn't respect your fucking president. America doesn't respect your fucking culture. We don't respect anything. We're a fucking America.
Fuck you!
Mexico, all of it, from the top of Mexico down to the bottom.
Down to the bottom of fucking Argentina and Chile. All of Mexico. The entire Mexican continent belongs to us. We've been paying for it. We've been putting up with you. We've been listening to your shit music. We've been dealing with your gangbangers. We've been dealing with all this shit for long enough.
All of it is ours. Send in the Blackhawks.
Take the president.
Now, we can try it the easy way.
the way we've been doing for a very long time.
will choose in the election. But if you motherfuckers want to start playing games,
and talking about how, you know, we're a sovereign state. You don't decide our elections.
Delta Force do actually Actually Delta Force can decide whatever the fuck they want
That belongs to America too.
Thank you.
*sniff*
Now.
It's getting difficult.
Because we're entering the territory.
Oh, sorry, I forgot.
*smack*
Forgot, guys.
Australia.
Problem with Australia.
is they're as crazy as the Europeans. They're trying to destroy the place. But I will say, if you scroll Instagram, the baddest bitches on the planet are in Australia.
They're called baddies.
So we have to do something about this.
Because they got baddies.
So that's American empire.
Because it's already being basically conquered by the Chinese. The Chinese are using soft power. America uses hard power, which is guns. China just buys all their buildings and buys all their shit, soft power. So Australia is already quite contested. It's caught between two tier one countries.
But we need it on the West.
So we're going to find a way to sort it out.
Fix it.
Take the baddies.
I've flown about 20 to Romania already.
Fly 20 more, I'll deal with them, give them babies. We'll repopulate.
We'll be all right.
Now it's getting hard because...
Africa.
is the current gold rush. And all the tier one nations are scrambling for Africa. China, Russia, and America are all trying to control Africa.
America used to control Africa super heavily.
until the Ukraine-Russian war. And now you'll notice that a lot of the African nations
are rebelling against their colonial rulers.
Mali is rebelling against France. Burkina Faso is rebelling against France. The European leaders, and obviously Europe is America's bitch, all American empire, are
are losing control
of Africa.
And Africa is now starting to work with the Russians.
And they've already been heavily working with the Chinese for a very long time.
So the Russians and the Chinese cannot project hard power like America. So what they have to do is just give money and like buy things, which America does too.
But they're trying to buy all of Africa. So Africa is really contested. It's a difficult one. In fact.
I think and I'll have to check.
Let me quickly check this because
I don't want to be anything. I don't be wrong. We all know my geopolitical takes are flawless.
I believe yesterday,
Botswana Botswana
Botswana will soon open an embassy in Moscow and will formally start talks with Russian investors for access to African nations raw earth minerals and diamonds.
That's Botswana.
So they're already choosing a different tier one nation.
Africa is moving towards...
Russia and China.
Now, this is a genuine geopolitical problem for us, and I'll tell you why.
One, we can't control everything.
As much as I'd love to say America control everything, they can't.
Two.
Thank you.
If we control Africa,
There's going to be more of them.
over like over with us.
You know?
You guys know what I'm saying.
Yeah.
We don't mind
the music a bit, but we don't want to live
Thank you.
near them.
You know?
You know, like the whole property market is basically how close can I be to my job while not living near blacks?
So if we control all of Africa, they're going to end up like fucking flying over and overstaying visas and being here. Like, do we really want more?
I'm in Romania and even I live with three black guys. That's how they're fucking everywhere.
Do we really need more of this shit?
So that's the first problem. But the second problem is they are going to become a massive geopolitical force because they're the only people who fuck.
And they're massively growing. Nigeria, one country in Africa, had more live births than all of the EU last year.
So the problem we have is that we give it to the Chinese and the Russians.
In 100 years, they're going to triple in population while we decline in population.
And this is the problem because white people
can't control women.
Only black people can control women. So we kind of need them.
Because only men with melanin can tell women what to do.
Like, I find it amazing.
that you white people are completely run by chicks.
It's incredible. I've seen white people say to their...
girlfriend or wife or who fucking ever.
I want a baby.
Oh, we already have a baby.
A
You have won?
Oh, well, we could have another baby, but we need a second car.
And then he goes out there and slaves away to save up. I'm not going to buy a bigger car and a nanny and a bigger house. And maybe she'll give me a second kid.
What the fuck?
Black people don't do that.
They say, give me a baby.
And most of the time, for some reason, women say yes. And if they say no, they say yes because of the framing. Because they know that if they say no, he'll bounce.
But if they say no, they just get someone else pregnant. They don't care.
And if she says yes and gets pregnant, he still gets someone else pregnant.
We just do it anyway.
People always say to me, Andrew,
Why do you have so many kids by so many women? Because women are fucking slow, bro. I wish women grew a baby in a week. It'd be easier for me. Do you think I like paying for eight fucking households? Eight houses, eight Bentleys, eight nannies, eight security teams, all these fucking houses for all these fucking women to have all these fucking kids. That pisses me off. I'd love to have one house with a baby machine.
But my fucking these fucking women take nine entire months to grow a single fucking baby. And then they're like, I just had a baby. I need to recover. Fucking recover.
Have a cigarette and some coffee. Get back in the game. It's been 20 minutes, bitch.
They need a fucking month off.
Then you get pregnant again, they start moaning.
Ever since I've been with you, I've been pregnant the whole time. What the fuck else are you going to do? Go to the club?
Of course you're pregnant.
Well, you go to the club. You go party.
White people are like, oh, I can't get her pregnant. And she's on a girl's holiday. She's having fun on that guy's yacht. It's her girlfriend's boyfriend's yacht. And he's there with his friend. And they're having Instagram pictures. And I hope she has a great time.
You're going extinct. You people fucking suck, bro.
You people fucking suck because you can't control women. Africa is going to conquer the earth. Bro, you can't get a bitch to have your kid.
You white boys, as you earn $300,000 a year, you understand there is a Negro in Nigeria who makes $3 a fucking month, who has 10 kids.
Do you understand?
So we can't just give Africa up.
Because Africans know how to fuck!
and white people don't.
So Africa's a hard one.
So I think America should take a few of the countries.
Some. The nicer ones.
Let's take Nigeria because the West Africans are really big and strong. And then let's take East Africa, like Ethiopia, because they have coast and they're really good runners.
They can run really far.
So we have the best of both worlds.
And then let's just make them second-class citizens.
Keep them in the fucking ghettos, away from the whites. But we need the population.
That's what we're gonna do with Africa.
Indians know how to fuck too.
Indians, there's loads of Indians.
Everyone makes fun of Indians. Everyone clowns on them. Oh, you're Indian.
Yeah, he's Indian, but he has kids you don't.
You're a 28 year old white male making fun of an Indian. Indian has babies. You ain't got shit.
You got a dog.
and a 401k and an entitled bitch girlfriend who takes selfies all day.
You think you're fucking beating the Indian? That motherfucker earns $2 a week, lives on fucking food poisoning curry.
Constantly shitting himself, hasn't had a bath since 2023 and he's still fucking.
You came and get a kid out some entitled fucking princess bitch constantly putting up fucking selfies of her face spending your money. I
And you think the Indians the clown? You white people are clowns. White people are fucking clowns.
You know what happens when I meet a new girl?
Let me tell you a story.
I meet a new bitch, hi, boom, we talk for like, I don't know, 10 minutes. Anyway, yeah, I need children.
How many kids you got? Eight.
Really?
With who? Eight women.
Oh!
Wow, that's a lot of kids. Yeah, what's the point in being together without having a kid? It's just a waste of time. It's juvenile.
I'm not doing this boyfriend-girlfriend shit. I'm not holding hands. It's juvenile.
Where do they all live? Wherever they want.
I just give them a house and a Bentley and a nanny and live wherever they want. Some live in America. Some live in Russia. Some live in Dubai. Some live in Australia.
Oh wow, okay.
And they're a bit shocked at first. And after 10 minutes, they start going, yeah, well, I would like kids one day. They hear about Bentley House. Boom, it's done.
Kid, boom, done. Fucking first date, bro. First date. You white people are like, we've been married for four years. We're going to start trying. You're a fucking faggot. You're a fucking faggot.
Can't have kids outside of wedlock, it's bad for society. You know what else is bad for society? Extinction! Extinction is bad for society!
Fucking just some fun so many fucking retards. I want to debate this with Matt Walsh who's running his mouth about polygamy is bad Remember I have a beard polygamy is bad You need to be encouraging white people to fucking knock up white women pronto. We ain't got time for fucking marriage We ain't got time to be walking around fucking planning bouquets of flowers and organizing some fucking bitches uncle to have a lobster dinner We ain't got time. Oh
Because you're getting outbred.
You think the nigger in Nigeria said to his wife, "Well, we can't have kids unless we get married." Fuck you. Fuck this shit.
The point of marriage
With that,
The virgin wife obeyed you. Well, guess what? Women don't obey and none are virgins. So we can fuck off the marriage and we can get to the procreation, please.
Fucking Matt Walsh, Mr. Fucking Beard. I'll grab him by his neck. I'll grab him by his little white neck and show him the power of a brown man.
Fucking faggot.
Pussy ass.
So we need some Africa.
India
India, the problem is they're conquering us back. We've conquered India. Like India basically does as we say.
I'm sure if we call India and say more spices, please,
They say, okay.
But they send all their people and they conquer us back.
So do we really need India?
It's hard.
Or do we want to give them to the Russians and the Chinese?
But I don't think they like the Chinese very much.
The Chinese and the Indians have some weird beef.
Isn't there a war on the border?
There's a border war, but they agree because they're both nuclear powers to not use guns, so they fight with sticks.
Let's find the video.
They fight with sticks. That's pretty cool.
Do we need India?
Fuck it, take it.
Let's take India. Add it. Now this is enough for the American Empire.
If we can get white people to stop simping over women,
Stop pretending women's fucking views matter. Well, my wife doesn't want another kid. Who fucking cares what she fucking wants? I thought you were the man of the house, you dumb cunt.
I thought you were paying the bills.
Hello? Are you allowing your genetic progeny, you allowing your bloodline, which will echo into eternity, to be limited by the whims of a female?
Is that what you're doing? You're sitting there going, my wife doesn't want a kid, so I guess I'll just go without one. I'll do the barbecue. I'm a real man. Matt Walsh. You're a faggot.
Well, we're not married. We can't possibly have a kid if we're not married. Oh my gosh.
I'm sorry.
Gay.
You know what you call men?
who don't have kids with women.
gay.
That's what you call them.
Amen.
Thank you.
So yeah, basically...
Basically, we're gonna regime change all of this.
I'm gonna call Delta Force, in fact,
All right.
Let me test something because...
quickly
*whispers*
I'm gonna call Dell a force
and uh
Tell him to gear up.
Saying I have no credit to call.
- Guess I'm broke after all, 'cause I just use internet. Can you, I need to call the Danish embassy and ask them what they're gonna do about Greenland. Can you call? I've just tried to call the Danish embassy in Bucharest. I'm gonna ask them what their plan is, 'cause we're gonna invade Greenland.
Yeah, let's see if we can get on speakerphone. I'm gonna let them know that we're coming. So yeah, Blackhawks, we're gonna go around, we're gonna take all these fucking leaders, put them all in fucking jail. We're gonna put our people in. We're gonna tell white people to stop being fucking simp cunts. We're gonna make them all second class citizens that work for the white man. Look, I'm only half white, but let's be honest, white people are more organized. It's just better this way. So we're gonna get the white people, and then we're gonna have the second class citizens, everyone else below them. Me, I'm like half one, half the other,
I'm like tier two and we're gonna conquer the whole world. The Blackhawks did a fantastic job. Trump was in and out worth 17 trillion dollars richer in 45 quick minutes. I love it. We're gonna take fucking Greenland.
I'm really not for all this I
We need to respect each country's whims bullshit.
Any questions?
Thank you.
you
Thank you.
Or have I been pretty fucking clear?
Bye.
Are they answering?
I'll leave a message for the Danish embassy. No problem. Give it to me, please.
Are they talking their elf language? Googly glockly gloogly glock. Googly glock...
So this is a pushman you can do.
You have called outside the office to open the door. Glukly glukly gluk. We have opened from 10 to 14. Skoggen skoggen skoggen. From 10 to 12 on Friday.
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That's awesome.
This is an elf language we America's not scared of fucking elves I
This is an elf language. This isn't even a real fucking language.
What are they saying?
14, 14, 14.
- Not an option. - Okay, I'm just gonna press buttons. See if something happens.
Welcome to Risa Bozeman in Conte.
English No, she said just said welcome she stole one English word
All right.
I
Maybe they're closed. I'm going to call the Danish embassy and let them know that Delta Force are going to Greenland.
Europe, you're on notice. We're taking your shit. Mexicans, fuck your music. Fuck your burritos. Fuck your tacos. Fuck your nachos. Fuck the enchiladas. Don't care. Fuck all your music artists. Fuck your culture. Fuck your fucking rice and beans. Fuck Taco Bell. Fuck Chipotle. Fuck all of it. We're taking all your shit, all your oil, low gas prices. That's our plan. Africa, we need Nigerians because you're big and strong. We're going to put fucking ambulances
You can run really far. We're gonna take you to Indians. You can come but you're second-class citizens Europe's all getting replaced Australia Stop letting the Chinese buy your shit. This is how we're gonna run it geopolitics top G top striker I'm glad Trump did it 45 minutes in and out 17 trillion richer guys. This is how the world works. I
That's how the world works niggas get kidnapped money gets taken welcome to the fucking streets top G
*Demonstration*
That's the war between China and India without guns, by the way. Let me play it again for you guys.
*Demonstration*
*Burping* *Laughing*
Yeah.
Ah.
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