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- In defense of Jeff Bezos and his bottle show, I know what you're thinking. Oh no, not another billionaire defending a billionaire.
But a lot of you have some things wrong about the little video you've seen.
And I thought I'd explain to you life at the top. Because none of you were at the top.
You're sitting there going, I'm not poor. I have a house. My house is worth
$600,000.
And I have $300,000 in a
IRA.
You're all poor. You're broke.
I have hundreds of millions of dollars liquid, hundreds of millions of dollars.
and although I'm not as rich as Bezos,
Him and I live a similar experience.
after two or three hundred million the world's the same the only point in money after that is to buy power
But him and I understand how the world works on a level you don't.
You have a few
100 grand saved up, maybe a couple mil, that's broken. That's a week's wages. Two million is nothing, that's a week's wages. Let me explain to you how the world works for rich people.
Now you've seen the video and you're like, how pathetic. Why would one of the world's richest men do the same thing that crypto scamming teenagers do on the weekend? And I agree. I understand why you've come to that conclusion, but you're missing the nuance and the details. You're missing the points.
First things first, at a certain level of wealth,
Not only does the world become free,
But even more importantly, you're desperate to find ways to spend money.
Take it from me Compared to Bezos, I'm a pauper
I'm a broke man.
and even me
with my mega brain.
I sit at home all day, every day, desperate to spend money.
because there is nothing to buy.
Gentlemen, please understand,
The world really isn't that interesting. I know you think that if you had all this money, you'd buy all this stuff.
There's nothing to buy.
I have 110 cars.
I have four Kernan's eggs, five Paganis,
three Bugattis. I have all the six or seven million dollar cars. I have diamond watches, 50 diamond watches, about half a million dollars each. The chains that I'm not wearing now, the chains I wear, each diamond is like 1.9 carat. Each diamond is an engagement ring. I have like 170 of them around my net. I have properties all around the world, 15 houses. And yes, I can invest money. I can buy crypto. I can put it in the stock market, but that's not spending money.
trying to spend money. How many watches can a man buy? How many cars can a man buy? How many clothes can a man have? I have wardrobes full of clothes in seven different houses around the world, which I've never worn, ever, brand new, in the packaging.
And you know what happens once you make hundreds of millions of dollars?
It's actually quite sad, because I'll tell you.
You buy a jet, I have a jet, and then you buy a yacht.
It's kind of ridiculous that in 2025, soon to be 2026, the amazing year of our Lord, 2026, here we are. And once you have hundreds of millions of dollars, there's nothing to do with your money but buy a boat. It's kind of sad, really, because you know what? I don't want a boat.
I don't give a shit about a boat. What am I going to do on a boat? The same thing I do here.
Sit around. So why am I spending $75 million on a battleship?
Because I have too much money. And when you have too much money, you just buy a yacht. It's not even fun. Then you got to pay all this money to maintain the yacht. But you're just trying to find shit to buy. All rich people end up with a boat.
None of us want boats!
We're just not broke like you.
So imagine being Bezos.
He is desperate to spend money.
He's desperate to spend it. The world isn't just free to him. Money has no value whatsoever. If you can give him an excuse,
to spend money he's gonna take it
including on something as asinine as a bottle show.
Do you think he doesn't know it's stupid?
Do you think he cares?
I spend loads of money on stupid shit all the time. I know it's dumb, but the money has no
value whatsoever.
Please listen to me.
The money has no value.
That's the part of the equation you're not understanding when you see that video.
Why would he spend money on that?
because the money's worth nothing.
Why not?
Even more importantly,
I would argue
that he didn't pay for that bottle show.
Because...
as well as being rich like Bezos.
something you're not.
We are also both something none of you are, which is called a celebrity.
That restaurant
did the bottle show for him to show the restaurant that Jeff Bezos was in their restaurant.
Your stupid ass pays for ball shows.
And you think people buy them because you're a fucking nobody.
When I walk in a restaurant, they give me a free ball show.
to show the world that Andrew Tate's in their restaurant. I don't want it.
I don't care.
I don't pay for it.
I just sit down and say, "Hey, entertain." It's called being important.
you wouldn't fucking get it.
He didn't buy that bottle show. He sat down for lunch.
And they gave it to him.
for free because he's Jeff fucking Bezos.
dummy
And then you're going to sit and go, well, why does his wife...
Enjoy it.
Why would a 56-year-old woman give a fuck about a bottle show?
I agree.
She should not care at all.
But let me tell you something else about being rich.
When you have
the type of money that Jeff has.
or even to a lesser extent, the kind of money I have.
The world is pretty boring.
You've done it all.
All the things you dream of, all your dreams and aspirations and your hopes. Maybe one day I'll get a Porsche and I'll stay in a nice hotel and go for nice dinners.
Gay.
There is no nice dinner I haven't done. There's no nice hotel I haven't stayed in.
I've done it all.
Everything's boring.
You live through other people.
The job of the woman next to you is to be excited by the bullshit that you hate.
That's why she's there. That's why he likes her.
He likes her because he gets to sit there and go, this is boring and crap.
And she gets to have a good time and he goes, ah, at least she's having fun.
Like Christmas Day for the kids, you know?
That's what life is like as a rich man. You have these women around you.
All you poor people are like, why are these rich guys always surrounded by these whores?
Because these whores smile.
So we're just living via proxy.
It's her job to pretend to like it. She knows her job. Keep her man happy.
Of course she doesn't care either. Nobody fucking cares. And it was free anyway. And all you poor people are like, oh my God, his life sucks.
No it doesn't. He went for lunch.
And they sent him some free booze.
It's called mattering. It's called being important. That's just how it goes.
So I'm gonna have to defend Jeff here.
Because there's going to be videos you see of me.
when I go to these establishments and they're giving me a ball show.
And there's gonna be some girl next to me filming it and pretending to give a fuck.
This is the social contract.
This is how it works.
I'm important.
I don't care.
I'm over it.
The girl next to me pretends to care.
via proxy, I live through her, that's how it works.
Now.
I will say this.
It is a disgrace.
for any billionaire to not have a minimum of 10 children.
That's one thing I will say.
against Jeff.
Because my brother and I, with our meager fortune,
of three to four hundred million.
Both have double-digit children.
There is nothing better to do with kids.
than have a bunch of
Sorry, there's nothing better to do with money than have a bunch of kids.
That is the best thing you can do. That's what my brother and I do. We focus on that.
The reason most men with money don't do that is because most men, even with money,
still are cucked by women.
You can't get double digit kids out of one chick. You need to have it with a bunch of chicks, which means a bunch of chicks are going to complain that you're with a bunch of chicks. Now, most men are such pussy holes.
Even with billions, they don't like getting nagged by women. And a woman will nag and say, you can't cheat on me. And they'll give in.
My brother and I are too black for that shit. We don't give a fuck what women say.
We don't listen to women. We do what we want. You want to be with a billionaire. You want to drive a Bentley and have a nice house.
Give me a kid.
And they all comply.
And sometimes they moan, "Why you having to keep with her?"
Because I want to.
Because I want a bunch and you're slow. That's how it works.
So should Jeff have some more kids? Probably.
Yes.
But outside of that, to sit and pretend that Bartle shows are his interest is asinine.
He literally has a SPICE program.
He has one of the largest companies in the world. He's doing amazing things. He just went for fucking lunch. Give the guy a break.
this is how it works at the top this is how it works when you're famous this is how it works when you're rich all you poor people hating on him
Need to focus more on getting hundreds of millions of dollars. Because once you have hundreds of millions of dollars,
Once you have beautiful women all around you pretending to enjoy the things that you're long bored of. Once you understand that money has no value whatsoever.
Once the whole world knows who you are.
Once bottle shows are being thrown at you left and right, and you have 11 children from 11 baby mamas,
Then you're allowed an opinion on Jeff Bezos.
Until then, you're an add-on Twitter account with $200,000 in savings who thinks he understands the world, living a completely different reality to the important people. All of you people with opinions live a completely different reality to the important people. You are fucking nobodies, and you don't even understand what happened in a video you saw with your own eyes.