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You know what's first about the island? There's not a single black inhabitant. You're gonna fucking stop! That's your face of anguish when I beat you at Smash Bros. That's for white people. That's for white people. That's for white people.
Black from last years with Luke, he was in the 458, I was in the 812, and I can't remember why Tristan wasn't here. Why were you not here when we came racing through Romania five years ago?
I think I remember. I think I don't like you and I decided to stay at home. It's possible.
That might be the reason why. But if I knew they had an island...
A hidden island.
that I could avoid you on, I would have come here to hide on the island. But you said you were going to go to the island yesterday and you were scared. I'm moving to the island. Yeah, but you were scared. You were going to swim over to the island and you were scared. I'm planning my movement. So we all wanted you to move to the island so we could have some peace. Yeah. And quiet.
You know what's next about the island?
There's not a single black inhabitant of that island. Look, not one. And this is because they cannot swim on two.
Exactly. Well, it makes a little bit of water.
Think about it. You'd think England would be alright. Is there a no parking sign on the island? Yeah, no parking car on the island. Otherwise I would've. They can't tell me what to do. You don't have to swim there though. I don't need a car if I live there. Not gonna live on the island. Stop talking about the island. We've been talking about ever since we've gone here. It just looks appealing. You're not there. Six.
L.S.L. Southern Beach.
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within 25 minutes drive turn up play what you got pay and train you have to train every day for your mind not your body if you allow yourself to skip days you allow yourself to be lazy in one thing you'll be lazy in everything i don't allow myself to skip a day i don't care so the matter of drinking for 18 hours i can't skip a day i have to do it i've never skipped a day because some days you get lucky and you're never going to find your lucky days unless you try every single day that's
fifth day. Same with training, same with everything else. If you miss a day, you're missing your lucky chance. Go to make that lucky day that a single day you don't go. It's to teach you a lesson.
Physical training is more about the mind and the body and it's about an attitude.
I'm not motivated. I wouldn't even say I'm disciplined. To be honest with you, I'm just a fucking adult. So I say I'm going to do something and I do it. The fact that you struggle to promise
shows you are destined to be a loser. So it doesn't matter how busy I am, it doesn't matter how tired I am. Training must be done because I promised myself that I would take every single chance God affords me. I don't know what day the chance is coming. Perhaps today is the day. So I get bigger than ever before, you never know.
So my boy, them locked in with me. With the voice of the streets as seedy. With the voice of the voiceless period. Do my thing, fall asleep or what ain't. Hate them and don't hate them message. So many things inside you feel any. Muni cha siri me to sebi. You ain't jobuli ya men fremi. Niggis up on the streets so sebi. Tiemurasta sherifu eshede. I was too in dark as you play. I could show you when every night.
I was doing tag-a-sou-fei. Life to show you when every name is ye. To keep on when I pick his one de-day. Necessary, necessary. Catch one boy and slap him. Necessary, necessary. Come to your island, you little bitch. You're a fucking tough guy. Talk about being a pirate. You wouldn't even jump in and swim when you had a chance. It's mine now. You're a fucking punk. I'm Tristan. I'm Tristan. You are gay, sir. You are fucking gay.
Do me a favor. Please tell me more about your dreams and aspirations so I can crush them. All your fucking talk about the island. It's mine now. I conquered it. I can step foot on it. You're a fucking nobody. Any other dreams for me to crush? Anything else you want to achieve? Go on, say something. Go on, say something. You're a fucker. You're a fucker.
That's that Jeske, you got rid of Andrew. Romania is the island. Fine by me. You suck! You fucking suck!
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holiday than Miami or Dubai. I can go home. Bro, this is 10 times better than Miami and Dubai. It is, isn't it? It is. Some random boat in Romania for like five bucks. It's true. In a random city that we've randomly got here down a random road. This is nice. Now we're looking at a random
statue of Sasquatch carved into the side of a mountain. That's your face. That's your face of anguish when I beat you at Smash Bros. Bro you wish. That is Sasquatch by the way. That's not Sasquatch. That's Sasquatch. Look.
That is Saskatchewan.
We almost got caught, Tristan. We almost got caught. That's how it starts.
Bunch of friends, unprepared, with no gear, went into the cave. This is how it always begins. He almost got us. Flash flood, before you know it, you're fucking drowning to death in some random cave. You call the Romanian secret, you call the Romanian fucking rescue team, they're all busy eating meat.
drunk. What is the problem today? Yeah, literally. Fuck that. No caves. I ain't white. We have a no cave policy. And that's for white people. That's for white people. That's for white people. I think the Lord Jesus Christ says something about not going in caves. He doesn't. Well, the Bible doesn't say he does, but Jesus said lots of things that never made it in the Bible. The man lived 33 years, Bailey. Every word he ever said isn't in the Bible, is it?
And I heard a rumor
that he said
going in caves
is gay.
When we rode past the monastery, the nuns were yelling. Did you hear it? They were warning us weren't there. And all these monasteries burning all their candles thousands of years before America even existed were passing down the message of do not go in caves the Lord Jesus Christ commands. Yeah, it's a tiny fucking brand new country so shut it squirt.
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Everything is fucking ugly. They're making everything ugly on purpose because they're trying to assault your mind and destroy your psyche. Literally everything you can name is ugly. The people in the television adverts are ugly. The people on the billboards are ugly. The new buildings they make are ugly. They're building everything ugly on purpose because they're trying to assault you and attack you.
- What the fuck you do? It's fucking, it's fucking, they're just stealing the money.
Yep.
It's fucking incredible.
If you build a building, and it's a big, boring square, architects put in no effort. In the 1800s, we built these beautiful, ornate structures. Now everything they build is easy.
So the fact that it's easier to do means it must be less beautiful because it was so easy to achieve. It should be a fountain but it doesn't work. Nothing in Romania works. Romania is the worst country of all. Romania is so nice and if they just had a competent leader it could be very nice.
and everything was fine here and now it's shit.
because Romanians don't know how to deal. They don't know how to do capitalism. They arrest everyone who makes money.
It's the whole country's retarded. This should be so nice. This should be as nice as Switzerland and it's fun. The reason they are trying to make everything ugly is because they don't want you to have any vested emotional interest in anything. If they build a beautiful building in a particular town, you're going to love that town. You're going to care about what happens to that town. You're going to care about anything that happens in that town because there's all these beautiful buildings. It is where you grew up and you feel emotionally attached to that town. If they make everything ugly all of the time, then you don't care. Why do you care?
if they ruin the place. None of it matters. By destroying your emotional investment in the places you live and destroying your emotional investment in basically anything, they leave you completely and utterly open to be enslaved.
In the year of 100 all this was built. It was all the Roman regions, all that kind of stuff. And then the Romanians used it, the Ottomans used it, everyone used it, it was super famous. Even the communists used it. Then communism fell, capitalism came in 1989. Romanian capitalism is the same as American capitalism, it's where you just steal all the money. So it's been fucked ever since.
came from all over Eastern Europe. Poland, Hungary, this place was thriving and now it's falling apart. It's falling apart because the resources in Romania have been squandered. We have all the oil, all the forests, all the minerals, all the natural resources for the government to allocate what is relatively a very small amount of money, a few millions of dollars to the maintenance and upkeep of towns like this. But it's all been stolen and towns like this are now falling apart. Turns out
is because a prosecutor seized them, just like a prosecutor seized my house and all my cars, saying that the president of Romania had sold them or loaned against them when he wasn't supposed to. Some big corruption scandal in the early 2000s. But that meant that these buildings were seized and unaccessible because of the prosecutor's office for 17 years. One piece of paper from a prosecutor in the 2000s destroyed thousands of years of history. This place could be like Grendelwald with a beautiful backdrop, beautiful hotels, but the Romanians are fumblers. They fumble things.
potential so much.
They once had the two most famous brothers in the planet in their country, promoting their country, and they put them in jail. Who's going to come along and save this country from itself? Not me. Because the moment wealthy millionaires move to this country, they think, "Let's arrest them and steal their money and indict them." I don't see how Romania ever pulls itself out of the mess that it's in. And as beautiful as this country is, and as much potential as towns like this have, I think, in my lifetime, we're going to see it all fall apart.
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Please. YouTube. Sure.
Thank you. I know that you miss playing SSB, so I got you Mario Pringles, Luigi Pringles, and a Sonic Pez. You know, I used to think I hate you, but I don't. You thought I was going to make a joke about hating you more than normal hate, like I'll despise you or something, but I wouldn't do that. No, actually, I think this is very thoughtful. Thank you, Bailey. Thank you very much. You're welcome.
Have a great day. Thanks.
you
So everything he touches, he brings. This one, it's very small. Point at the person you think is at fault.
You think you're gonna shoot me? Do you think you're shooting me? Bro! When I'm done coming in all of them, I'm gonna sit down and try and work that car out.