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0:53.79You got to love Romanian ingenuity. Brand new roof, one day old. And would you look at that.

1:03.42The whole house is soaked.

1:05.55Everything's leaking.

1:08.19Lovely.

1:09.36This is a design feature.

1:11.40A design feature.

1:13.98saves the morning shower time.

1:15.81No, this is not a built-in feature. This is obviously a fault.

1:21.60I said the police can't get in.

1:23.94I never said anything about war.

1:26.16Oh, you're scared of war?

1:28.76I'm not scared of water.

1:32.16Yeah, same.

1:34.35You're not going to bring us down.

1:36.30faggot. Why are you insulting my house?

1:38.25You live here rent free. Why don't you get the fuck out? You don't like my ceiling? You can get out. You can get out. You can get out. You don't like it? You can get out. You don't like it?

1:57.45I'm about to score in a few minutes and you're having a massage and pepper soup before

2:01.02Four.

2:02.70you spar.

2:04.38Changing it up a bit. I thought you were supposed to do that after.

2:12.51We're all backup.

2:16.20I don't know how your body is feeling right now, but it must be feeling rough. Because you did Megatron yesterday.

2:21.54You were a Megatron the day before.

2:23.55The day before that, you sparred 20 rounds with Nigel and Marcel. The day before that, you sparred another 20 rounds.

2:28.65The day before that you were sparring, you're on house arrest. All you do is spar, which is badass, but your body must be feeling it. And what are you doing today?

2:34.92morning.

2:37.11Got pepper soup though.

2:39.45Peppers soup heal you.

2:41.28You wouldn't get it, you're white.

2:42.66I am white.

2:43.89Pepsi gets you powers.

2:45.74unexplainable powers the white man doesn't understand, like ignoring your baby mothers.

2:49.92Like having children you don't really care about.

2:52.50You don't get it.

2:53.70You're all like, "Oh, I have a baby. She's baby trapped me. I better pay all her bills." You don't get it.

2:58.56- Yeah.

2:59.76When you've had pepper soup, it's the other way around. I baby-trapped her.

3:02.82I don't have to apply to her anymore.

3:04.05Ha ha ha.

3:05.61- Oh.

3:06.48You know it's funny.

3:08.64It's not actually funny.

3:11.13Is that 100% true? I had a child.

3:13.74White people think the baby traps the man. You people are weird. You people are weird.

3:21.03Can't just do it. Better go change the diapers. Fucking gay, bro.

3:26.58It's funny because that's my mental paradigm, bro.

3:31.80"Oh, it's my one-year-old's birthday. I'll be there." Yeah, they'll remember. They'll remember the one-year-old. Bro, shut up. - Bro, that's hilarious. That's my exact mental paradigm. - You white people are so obsessed with raising kids. You raise our kids because you pay taxes.

3:44.91And they're in a council house.

3:46.29That's a good one.

3:47.73You're raising our kids too. Fucking idiots.

3:51.87- Bro, how did he get on this topic? - How did he get on this topic? - We're talking about sparring. - You need some pepper soup, bro.

3:56.91Man up.

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4:55.97I like that one.

4:57.06- I'm good.

4:59.04He's good.

4:59.91Thank you.

5:03.10- Let us have old man tricks, that's all. - You were in there flowing.

5:06.54- Strength. - Up low. Better. Either go back on the angle or don't go back at all.

5:13.38Either go back to the angle or go out. 10 seconds. Go out and headbutt him. Put your head down and fucking headbutt him. Fuck him. It's boxing. Headbutts. Who cares?

5:20.13Happens all the time.

5:21.48Yes.

5:22.17Let's go. Relax, chill, use your guard.

5:26.49Thank you.

5:27.21That's it, chill. Good.

5:29.79Control his left hand, Aikido it and then fucking jab it.

5:36.61Nice, that's it, you're on four, so let's go set up on power. Go at it, let's go.

5:41.25Yeah.

5:42.90Nice. Head and ball. Don't slip backwards. Forward. Forward.

5:47.52You can keep climbing, let's go.

5:49.29Forward, go backwards, forward.

5:52.98you

5:53.55There we go, nice job. Boom, that's it, throw it, and then left hook.

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6:01.12The left hook. Don't, not backwards, forward. Let's go, let's go. One minute.

6:08.19One minute.

6:10.20You know what to do, Marcel, because you're staying in. You're jumping in and out of it.

6:14.97You have it. Boom, boom, boom. Then they do something that makes you

6:18.89Start worrying and just swinging. But when you're controlled and calm you have it. But then you panic when they come at you. When they come at you just chill, let them come.

6:27.25People rush at me, just walk the jab and clinch.

6:30.54It's here.

6:31.83- They're popular, man.

6:34.08♪ My selection of jello we got right now ♪

6:36.63It's like, time, go. It's just you're not used to getting hit, so it's like, ugh. It's zen, it's like, fuck it, get hit, it cares. One day we split, now we're going on Tiga. Freeman, jump out the pool. You're used to jab more. You're used to jab, you're going in that shot, it's good, but then you jump back. I don't know why you jump back, that doesn't help you ever.

6:55.98'Cause you're too far away to hit them.

6:57.96They can still hit you, and if they're tired, they just rest. So there's no point in you jumping back.

7:03.29If you're going to back off from him,

7:05.37Back off at an angle.

7:06.69So you can hit him still?

7:08.40Don't go straight back. Especially with like head kicks.

7:12.72We didn't get kicked.

7:14.16You gotta go off at an angle or stay there.

7:16.62You're going back to rest, but you don't have to go back to rest. You can rest point blank.

7:21.30put your gloves on his gloves and fucking rest.

7:24.18Then rest. Rest there if you want to rest. You get in his face and rest. I get in his face and just fucking sit there.

7:30.63block, block, block, right there, it's the same.

7:35.01Thank you.

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7:36.48And the ring is small like an eagle. You can't run and rest. It takes more energy to run. You get one breath max if they're on you.

7:43.89If they're on you, you get a breath. It takes more energy to jump away than it does to get that breath. You're not gaining anything.

7:49.14You're still tired.

7:50.88You're resting more from being in the pocket, tying them up.

7:53.79That's how you rest.

7:55.94Warrant, keep him on, you know, I know it's easy for me to say because I've done it my whole life. I'm just saying.

7:59.88If you want to rest, you can be in his face

8:01.92Jab, cross, body hook. Block, block, block. Cross, cross. Jab, cross. Like you'll rest more like that than you will try to run all the time.

8:09.15- Jump back to the mental lies. - Yeah, it's a mental lie. You're not getting any rest. You can't hit them. And if they're lanky like me, they're gonna hit you.

8:17.04I'm in.

8:17.58You're gonna get out of it. And if you're gonna go back, go back at an angle, please.

8:20.34♪ Throwing little boot-tips in the back ♪ - But like there was a time there where you Aikido this jab, and you jab back and you just miss.

8:25.74Because you jumped back and Aikido'd it. You'd have stood there, Aikido'd it, and wouldn't you have fucking clapped it?

8:33.91The whole fight game's distance, your job at the beginning of all the slurrings is to get into fight range against the opponent. So don't keep resetting your own jaw.

8:43.32♪ I feel we ain't gonna make that time ♪ ♪ Are you sure you wanna make that ♪ - You wanna be point blank? You wanna rest point blank? You wanna rest?

8:49.47With your kid, you see?

8:50.52You want to try and hit one of them?

8:52.08Put your head on our foot.

8:53.58Fucking head while I do fights.

8:55.65Not for you, ref.

8:57.18It's harder for us than it is you.

9:00.18- What?

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9:06.08We'll be right back.

9:08.01Thank you.

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9:29.50Okay.

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9:48.42- Yeah.

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9:55.98Thank you.

9:58.59*Gunshot*

10:01.59Thank you.

10:02.16Thank you.

10:04.50Thank you.

10:05.55Yeah.

10:09.15Wait.

10:10.17Thank you.

10:11.82Thank you.

10:12.90Thank you.

10:13.68*claps*

10:18.11Good.

10:19.29Shabbat shalom.

10:20.13♪ Oh, it's my smile ♪

10:23.91Thank you.

10:24.87Thank you.

10:25.53I'm going to go.

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10:38.13Thank you.

10:38.91Good job.

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10:44.88- Yeah.

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10:51.83Time. Bro, you just gotta decide before you jab once. Jab three times and hit me.

11:00.36With you, you jab.

11:02.22I do this, I get the position. That's how I'm hitting you so clean.

11:06.30You want to flick it all the time, so I have to be doing this all the time. Or I have too much thinking time. And I choose my punches, it's too easy.

11:14.70When you throw the jab, it doesn't hit so good.

11:18.14But you hit me hard.

11:19.32You're good.

11:19.92Give me where I'm going to be. Yeah, back into this. Or...

11:24.69I jab here, then I change to southpaw cross or southpaw hook.

11:30.42So like,

11:31.17I'll show you.

11:32.55Hajar?

11:33.66If I go back to South Pole,

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11:35.88And that's how I'm gonna do it. Without power punches, right?

11:39.72Yeah, so...

11:41.34If I jab you, go here. Now swap the southpaw. There you go. Now the top. See? That's what I'm doing.

11:50.07- So again.

11:51.15Good job.

11:52.41There, boom, cross, or body.

11:55.95Thank you.

11:58.29And people don't expect it because it's unusual.

12:02.75- I'm 26.

12:05.67♪ You're the one that I ♪

12:09.00Thank you.

12:11.37- Ah, you wanna pressure me now, huh?

12:14.61Let's see your game. I like pressure. Let's go. Let's war.

12:19.15- You want me on the plane?

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12:37.41Friday.

12:40.62- So grab, grab that body.

12:44.67There you go. There you go.

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12:50.19Come on, don't wait. What are you waiting for? Waiting to get hit?

12:59.62Come on.

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13:01.23Come on, what are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? If it doesn't happen, get in here, my bro. Stay out. Come on.

13:06.51Bye.

13:07.17- Snap your arm, or snap your arm, lazy.

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13:15.63Come on.

13:16.29Thank you.

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13:18.24- Okay, snap it, snap it, snap it.

13:22.11- Okay.

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13:24.78Thank you.

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13:28.62♪ I've been missing you ♪

13:30.60♪ I believe ♪

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13:33.21♪ It's been so long ♪

13:36.45♪ I've been holding on ♪

13:38.46- You can't be comfortable.

13:41.07- Okay.

13:42.99Thank you.

13:44.34- We got one out.

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13:48.93- Oh, one's not coming.

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13:54.60- Strong fool, you'll be in trouble.

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13:56.70Bye.

13:57.75One minute left.

13:59.42- Three, two, one, let's go.

14:02.55- Yeah.

14:03.87Thank you.

14:04.56Thank you.

14:05.25Thank you.

14:06.48Thank you.

14:07.20Yeah.

14:09.54- Okay.

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14:15.63I was like, "Who am I?"

14:16.89Come on.

14:18.72- Seven.

14:19.62- Time.

14:20.94Eight, seven, let's go.

14:24.00Amen.

14:24.75I'm not.

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14:27.36Thank you.

14:28.56- Yeah.

14:30.00Thank you.

14:30.72We'll be right back.

14:31.32Thank you.

14:33.93Okay.

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14:36.51Come on.

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14:44.19- Hey, you're not cool.

14:45.72Thank you.

14:46.35Bye.

14:46.98- No.

14:48.27Thank you.

14:49.66- Oh, gee, right there.

14:51.60Let's go, come on! Ten seconds! Let's go, come on! Ten seconds! Let's go, let's go!

14:57.51Five.

14:58.62Go!

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15:02.04One, five.

15:03.36- It's wine games, it's wine games. Go get in their head.

15:08.67So I got--

15:09.66with Tristan

15:11.78I used to drink with Tristan all the time, right? And I'm like, "Yeah, I've got him."

15:15.27I sat there and I was sober one time and I watched him drink and I said, "Mm-mm."

15:18.93I never thought I'd have you. I'm like, "Yeah, I'm getting better."

15:21.82- Mm-mm. - What the fuck? He's playing with us this whole fucking time. And that wasn't even 100% and that was,

15:28.95Fucking scary.

15:30.36breath.

15:31.59Okay.

15:32.73Thank you.

15:33.36It's mind games, you look in their head, and take a match of it.

15:36.67You gotta be brave enough to do it though. It's like a gambit. It's like poker. You know, you start betting.

15:41.64It's the same thing, bro.

15:43.77You're here and you want to rest so you go back. But back ain't going to help you. If you want to rest,

15:48.24Control this hand and go here.

15:51.36Here's where you rest.

15:53.61Because he can't hit me.

15:55.02And you can just either clinch him, or you can hit him.

15:58.38But to MMA, you take him down at a side angle.

16:01.80So if I want to wrestle against him away from the jab,

16:04.56- Jam in the face, jam. Good, again. I'll do this.

16:07.74I usually hit him.

16:08.82And then I'll just do this, and then just push him.

16:11.37And that's it!

16:12.45Russ here.

16:13.92You're winning.

16:15.33If you back up, he gets the swing and

16:17.67It looks bad.

16:18.86Jumping back. Also, you don't realize how much energy you're using jumping.

16:23.60It's tiring. And you're not. You're going to use all your energy to hurt him.

16:27.87You're using a lot of energy to jump.

16:30.22You don't want me to get out of the way.

16:32.67If he gets to throw a punch and you avoiding the punch takes more energy than his punch, then you're losing.

16:38.41It's like an energy exchange. He spends two points of energy and you spend ten.

16:42.81Then he'll just keep watching.

16:44.25Doesn't matter if he hits you.

16:46.05Where the re-punch is.

16:47.46And I just do this.

16:49.44and hitting back

16:51.72See what I mean? So you got to be a lot more

16:54.69With you, you're gonna be a lot more... So I know he's far away, I know he's awkward, but as soon as he just comes in, and he covers up, then just come in low. If he covers up like that, just come in fucking low. Come in down here so he can't even hit you.

17:06.63And then this.

17:10.08And then when he starts backing up, go anywhere to the angle.

17:13.65Thank you.

17:14.34And then hold it. And then get him against the wall. Then beat him up again. It's a fight.

17:27.72Do you know what I mean?