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This is for Michael, because Michael and
I appreciate you so much as a man
- For Christmas.
I hope you like it. Do we open it now or do we save it?
Oh, exciting. Thank you very much.
No, no, you don't even know what it is yet. Yeah. A person's always nice.
Tristan's in it.
- Is this for you? - Yeah, my guy's going.
- You got it on camera. - Taken. - You got it on camera. - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Bro, that's badass. - Thank you very much, man.
- Safe spot. - Safe spot? - Yeah, we gotta ship it home. - Oh, my God, that's amazing. - Incredible. - No, I can see from here. - From tears to my eyes, bro. It's amazing. - It's the color. Oh, my God.
Very cool. Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. Thank you.
Very cool. Look at the details. I made your father wear your watch. That's incredible. And the queen in his land. Wow. Very cool. Thank you very much. That's amazing. That's me. How things are being so beautiful. Literally exactly while he's yelling at me.
You know he'd be criticizing me for sure. Nice.
That's incredible.
Your dad and who else? Oh my god, that's us in the back.
Wow, and I took that picture of you.
Wow.
Oh, that's incredible.
Michael, I don't know if you've ever heard this before, but you look a bit like a mob boss. I don't know if someone ever said that to you. You know, I think you could pull it off. Maybe, maybe.
That's right.
Thank you.
Thank you. I appreciate it. Thanks, sir.
way more dangerous than a strong man. - Oh, a million percent.
Mind if I sit down? Oh, Andrew. How you been? How are you? Yeah, I'm doing alright. I'm doing alright. What brings you to this part of town?
Wow.
trying to escape the madness, you know? Sometimes you're just trying to find a little peace in this world.
I think it's what we're all looking for, isn't it?
I don't know about you, but if I read the newspaper nowadays,
I get pretty anxious.
I start to feel genuinely concerned if I read the news. - Well, you know, you're the perfect guy to ask this. Is there anything ever good in this paper?
in the news in general.
I ask what the point of the news is. Is the point of the news to inform us all, or is the point of the news to just try and
make us accept their lies for a little bit longer, right?
I think they're trying to placate such a large portion of the population so they can just steal the human energy and the finances of people and
I don't know.
I don't know if there was any good news to tell. They'd even tell us.
You know, I never thought that I would see the day when
things could be worse than when they were in my life. But when in my life, my former life, I enjoyed it when they were bad. We took advantage of it. Yeah.
But now seeing it from a different side, I mean, this, I can't even believe how out of control everything has gotten.
The most basic things are broken. Family's broken.
Man, woman, child is broken.
What is a man? What is a woman? Everything's so subjective now. There's no objective truths left.
And they're just setting that up so that we'll accept anything and everything.
They're trying to get us to the point where we have no barriers left in our mind for the slave programming.
We can't even say what a man is, what a woman is.
that you're supposed to have children, that a man's supposed to protect and provide for the woman. You can't say anything basic so they can come along with a brand new version of reality.
inject it into our minds.
And I'm sure it's designed to benefit them, not us.
And the slavery continues.
We'll be right back.
Andrew, that's a dangerous man, Andrew. That's a dangerous man. Hit me with a good body shot.
Tomorrow. Tomorrow.
He wants to fuck me up, see?
That's the thing, you can wear it, you can wear it to- It's white once again, it's important. You're trying to stop Megatron.
I don't think you can stop it, but you can make him feel like shit. You said you've stopped Megatrons before. Yeah, but Nigel feels different.
I'm not gonna stop.
- And the muscle memory is life hard.
- Also, I just realized something by the way. For someone so wealthy, you really do wear some busted ass shoes.
What are those? They are my Crocs. Look at those. They're ninja shoes. They are destroyed.
You need new shoes.
Buy me something. I'll buy you some new shoes. What's your shoe size?
Not that big, nine and a half English. Alright, tell the world you're going to start getting an influx of shoes sent to the house from all over the world. Yeah, I'm horrid.
Alright, to everyone watching Take Confidential, Andrew needs new shoes. It's either Crocs or these busted ninja shoes.
I can't believe you were driving.
- No. - What is Megatron? Megatron's the unstoppable man. - What does that even mean? - We'll see. I mean, I know what it is, but they don't know what it is. It's the unstoppable man. That's it. The unstoppable man. - - The unstoppable man. What's the purpose of Megatron? There are so many punches that even though it's unstoppable, you still win.
It's the game. You're not gonna try and knock your opponent out. You just gotta try and hit him so many times he can't stay standing. It's different.
So just a stamina game?
It's a war gun.
Mental.
Are you gonna stop Megatron? I don't wanna stop the Megatron. I wanna complete the Megatron.
I want to see you stop Megatron. I want to see you stop Megatron when Marcel is Megatron.
That Megas one is going to be stopped. This one here is going to be stopped. With ease. Probably one or two rounds.
I mean that Megatron is gonna be stuck. - Nah, he's stubborn as fuck. He'll just run after us, annoy us, hold us and shit.
Alright, so you're wearing padding, but the padding doesn't really...
make much of a difference. You still feel it. Yeah, you still feel it.
Alright, well, let the games begin.
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you
Imagine that isn't tight enough for you to adjust it.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
*claps*
*thud*
*knock on door*
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Thank you.
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Mm.
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Bam!
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Yeah.
*knocking*
*knocking*
- Yeah.
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- Okay.
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♪ You're the one ♪
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Two, three, four.
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♪ We could just push it in ♪
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*music*
♪ I need a ♪
I'm gonna ask my mom.
Good work. One minute. Good work. Good work. There we go. Good work.
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All right.
Ah, ah.
Bye.
Bang!
Ready?
Bye.
Chance!
- Weak!
*Bang*
- Oh!
- Hey, hey, hey!
- -
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- You bet!
Okay.
Hey! Bah!
Come on, come on, come on, come on! Ah! See?
- Yes, more.
- Fuck!
What what?
Wow.
What?
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- Come on, come on, come on.
- 10 seconds.
One, two, three.
- Yeah.
*music*
Your good friend Megatron.
Ha!
us.
- Nice play.
- Yeah.
- Speck!
Fight!
Bye.
Thank you.
Hey!
- Bye! - That's right.
Mike! Mike!
Thank you.
Beck! Beck!
- Let's go, come on. - Bang! - Let's go. - Bang! - Let's go, come on. - Bang! - Let's go.
- Let's go. - Let's go.
you
- Let's go, come on. - Let's go, come on. - Let's go, come on. - Let's go, come on.
Yes.
you
Bye.
Yeah.
- I'm ready.
- Wait!
- Nice.
Ten seconds.
- Come on, same. - Nice.
- Merti!
Fight! Change!
Nah, not too good.
- Yeah.
Nah, I felt when you warmed up. It hurts when you just don't show. Yeah, I felt when you warmed up.
Six seven eight
and punch the harness. How that works, I have no fucking idea.
but
Right.
All right, step on the pole.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Andrew, I can confirm. Nobody's breaking in.
I can confirm. No one's breaking in.
you
the final
I guess you could.
call it weak point in the house is finally being fixed.
Bulletproof roof.
That's badass. That's fucking badass. That's right. D car not gonna be able to get into windows here They can't get past the steel shutters with a bulletproof glass. They can't get into blast proof doors last time they were on my roof
Back it up.
Woo!
So next time there's a faggot on the roof, they're going to be
met with a bulletproof roof.
You know, I have money, I'm petty. Next time they raid my house, it's going to take 10 hours. I'm not going to escape. I'm not going to do anything. It's going to take 10 hours. This is going to be me.
Thank you.
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Dish, dish, dish, dish, dish, dish, open up, open up!
Dish, dish, dish, dish, dish, open up!
*laughs*
- Make some food for me.
Okay.
Old faggots on the roof.
You're not lying. That's me. You want to come, come. Come. It's not against the law to have a bulletproof house. I can't help it you can't get in. Mum, I thought you were incompetent.
Faggots. You want to raid my house, that's a you issue, not me issue.
I'm security cautious.
This is what people don't understand. They're like, "Andrew, why don't you buy a big nice mansion?" No, I want a bunker. Every masculine man doesn't want a pretty little mansion for girls.
You want a bunker that can't be penetrated.
by security forces.
Record on the roof.