Transcript
*music*
What time is it?
Point of time.
- Coiner time.
All right, so it is a...
approximately
Approximately time you fucking locked in approximately time you finally took your life seriously for once in your life time. You got a watch I
You gotta lock in, bro. You're not gonna win if you don't lock in. You don't want it bad enough. Did you sleep yesterday?
I did. HA!
Pathetic. Game.
Do you want it or not? Do you finally want to be a somebody? I want it, let's go. You've got to lock into the trenches. And people don't understand that the trenches has nothing to do with crypto or charts or coins. It's all to do with how tired you are, how many coffees you've had, and how many cigars or cigarettes you've smoked. That's how you win.
It's 8:10 and this is our final meal before locking in for the next 12 hours. 12 hours of trenches. We're trading the trenches until tomorrow morning, 7 a.m. minimum.
- That's right. - So this is the beginning of our documentation.
of tonight's crazy events.
Might get rich, might be able to buy a nice car.
- Oh.
Let's go. Okay. So it was Christmas night at the alphabet orphanage.
And all the little letters went to sleep.
And they woke up the next day, and letter E had loads of presents from Santa and everybody else.
have lumps of coal.
Do you know why?
- No. - 'Cause all the other letters were not in.
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Marcel says to Christy,
I'll go out and get my food please. So he goes and gets food, puts the bag on the table, I can see the bag there, I'm like, "Yo, Nige, you got any cigarettes?" He goes, "Yeah, there's some on my desk." I come out, fucking scoffed Marcel's KFC down, blah, blah, blah. Go inside, tell him, we all laughed, we all laughed, right? 20 minutes passes, 30 minutes passes, he's ordered another KFC.
The KFC shows up
He says, "Yo, can you go outside and get the KFC?" I can tell Marcel's kind of forgotten, so I drink the last of my water and I walk out with a bottle, trying not to laugh.
My fucking... the KFC comes in. I start scoffing my face with this KFC.
But the problem is me and, no it was Lewis. - That was so funny that I was laughing, almost choking to death on this burger. And Andrew heard me laughing and told myself, he's gicking you again. He comes outside. - Running. - Half his burger is stuffed in my mouth.
I almost had him a second time.
If I had just not laughed a good 45 to 60 seconds, I could have cleaned out a night. The trenches would do that to a man.
That's true. That happens when you finally lock in for the first time in your life. Fully locked in. Fully locked in, nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. It doesn't make sense. But when KFC is free, why do you need to lock in? You can just have unlimited free food if your friends keep ordering it.
And I would've ordered again. That's the thing. I wouldn't have ordered. It wouldn't have worked that hard. It might have worked that hard. I don't think it would work. I think I would've gone up and you would've been like that. Well, I promise you, when you got up, I didn't notice at all. I had no idea you wasn't in the room. I was just sitting on my screen like this. Another 10%.
The most expensive thing I can possibly do right now is sleep.
What time did you go to bed last night? 9:00 AM. I woke up at 12:00.
I mean, I thought I need to sleep a bit more.
So I laid down until like 2, 2:30, but it wasn't real sleep. I was like half in, half out. I was really thirsty and I thought I don't want to drink because I don't need to piss. And then I eventually gave in and drank with the water and then I needed to piss. It was gay.
- Thank you.
So it's not like two hours.
I'm gonna be up again all night tonight.
Since I, bro, my sleep is fucked. I'm fucked. I'm running on pure adrenaline.
- Greed. - Eurodremlin and greed.
So what's the plan for tonight? Pure adrenaline and greed, Bailey. You don't understand. Greed!
I'm sitting there, no matter how much I make, no, there is more. And if I don't take it, someone else will.
And more than winning, I want everyone else to lose. I cannot let other people have money that is mine. So then I have to find them.
Things get messy, I have enough criminal cases. I have to stay up and win.
Thank you.
I'm in the trenches and greed prevents me from falling asleep. If I try and fall asleep, I'm too greedy to sleep.
That's how I got so monumentally wealthy. I'm too greedy to sleep.
Oh, I'm tired. Oh yeah, I'm tired. Comfortable. I'm tired and I'm comfortable, but I'm greedy.
So I can't.
So we're fully stocked up on cigarettes, cigars, Zins, coffee. It's our last meal. We're ready to go.
We're locking in, bro. We're locking in for the fucking long haul. Tonight we're gonna make some money.
Chris, are you walking in?
No, you're not excited.
Why are you not excited? - I need some enthusiasm, Tee. - Tee, we can see the top of the mountain.
- Let us see it. - Anything to feel something.
I'd rather lose it all than feel nothing and be like Tristan.
I'd rather lose millions. At least then I feel angry, you know?
Animotion is better than no emotion.
Right T?
Wasn't he trying to talk you out of this yesterday? Yeah, because yesterday he was awake until 5 a.m. and he lost $25,000.
And I said for that much money we couldn't have done anything else hard.
Firstly, I lost $25,000 in one go because of a rug. Secondly, I lost a lot more than that by then. And thirdly, I made it all back on one trade.
So why don't you get fucked? Tristan, are you up or down?
You broke even. So you're broke. I'm actually up. But I am so drunk. You've got to think about it. Oh, you don't play.
Aww. Way to play. You're not invited. I'm going to bed at 1 o'clock. You're not invited. I'm going to bed at 12. Let me tell you a secret about trading.
- A ball has to hit the bottom before it bounces.
So when you're down to your last dollar,
That's when you're going to make it. Never give up. Quirters never win. Winners never quit. Lose your life savings. Lose your family's life savings. Lose your parents' life savings. Credit card debts, loans, you name it.
When you're down to your last dollar, you're gonna pull it all off. Trust me. Keep going. Don't worry, you'll be fine. That's not good advice. Whoa, Tristan. That's why people like you never make it. You don't want it bad enough.
Just don't want it bad enough, do you?
- Do ya? - Go on, go over that.
No, I'm just going to go to sleep at 9. You're a fucking faggot.
So...
Sleep is banned in the morning. That's it. No more sleep.
Yesterday I banged the trenches and here we are.
- Thank you.
I'm not out there. I still have it back. Still can show. We can get out.
Good girl body count less than five. I don't need nothing just a little bit of time when I'm in a tee just a little bit of space I don't really want you calling my line if I do something nuts you're involved in the case. Sipped out for a cell but something got shaved. You ain't never stabbed one of them try to get his mates. If the bullet never got stuck would have got blazed. You ain't never tried to jump out get him in his face. I got this Brompton calling me bab. Just hold this gun and let me pebble this slab. I already know I shouldn't treat her like that. It's the life in the game I'm involved in mad. It's the life I'm involved in. Sitting in bandos crackheads all of them smoking. My nigga switched.
So I might have the smoking, remember the first time I ever done a poking. I looked really in his eyes, he was choking. Pull up, slap man. Well, tonight's mission is Operation Grand Slam and the objectives. Andy, what are the objectives of Operation Grand Slam?
11 billion dollars I think
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- Yeah, 11 billion. That's the goal. - But I'm not joking. This was, I'm not joking. This was a hot girl who messaged me. The messages are still there for 2024.
Back me up. This was my first reply to her. I accepted the request.
Nice try, Fedboy, in a picture of Chuck Norris. She said something I really like you. I said, nice try, FBI. So who are you, blah, blah, blah. Not today, CIA. Smiley face. She's leaked her account now.
The agents deleted her account. I actually reply with this when hot girls messaging me. If hot girls try to message me trying to engage in sexual intercourse with me, I immediately assume it's a government operation.
*laughs*
The night's not even started and Andrew's already discouraged. It's only 12:30. We've got seven hours of this to go. Are we gonna really make it out of the trenches?
Marcel, there's only one way out.
It's true. It's a long way out. It's true. Do the trenches dance.
I can't do it. Marcel's trenches dance. Marcel, do the trenches dance for TC. It was too good.
- It was sick.
The trend shuffle. Charts point. Please look at the charts. You think the charts have anything to do with this? Bro, it's about autistic ad-on accounts on Twitter bullposting bullshit. It has nothing at all to do with the fucking charts. Are you looking at the charts? I'm looking at the charts.
There's no sharks!
There's just destiny. The price went up. This does not make the chart go up. It does. The chart just went up.
T, keep dancing. You can't argue with results. It's going up. It's hitting new heights. It's going up. You can't argue with results. I'll just explain that.
Go on.
- Bro, it does hit a new light. - He's going up.
This is not a crypto trading strategy. Everyone, if you're in the trenches,
for fun.
This is not how you make the coins. No, only I can do it. I'm doing it for everyone. Everyone across the world who's invested
synchronization.
All right, it's back under control. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It
It's like a show. You can't believe it.
Thank you, Costa. I appreciate that. You're welcome. You're welcome.
- Stabilized it. - Stabilized the chart.
- You didn't stabilize the chart. It was zipping so bad. - You're a fucking dog, you're a driver. It's anything.
- All right, everything's back under control. Back under control. - Thanks, Steve. - There we go. - One video.
- I thought you did it on the house.
- Tristan, start dancing.
If you want me to dance, you can feel me dancing. When it needs pumping, I'll dance.
Shit, it's on the click. Dump it.
Is it the end? No, we need you. Save it, T. T, we need you, bro. No.
- Tee! - I use my powers on you for good.
Save the coin.
But my Andy, that's what she wrote.
Can't dance this mess away.
He saved the coin.
No, it's not. There's something out on that. Andrew.
It's dead. You're gonna have to wait. They wrecked it.
Amen.
My dream has died right in front of my eyes. Yeah, I don't know. You can't. You can't. It's 100x or nothing Marcel, what do you not understand? There's a lot.
I'm diamond hands, I go down with the shit.
.
- Yeah.
Well that ship is dead. So we've been trading for what, 8 hours now? And your biggest win was on a shitcoin called Eat Trade Fart.
Why is that a shit coin? What do you mean? ETF. If it's profitable, how can it be shipped? You didn't hear about the Bitcoin and the crypto ETFs?
Okay, it's not a shit coin, it's a high-risk investment.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- Yeah, we're told. - The fact that that's your big winner.
Yes.
Pac-Man walking? We should just sell everything and go to bed. Just get smart. Pac-Man walking a bit, yeah.
I'm gonna say bitch you get out.
- BTF? - Yeah.
Thanks.
take profits not really my style to be taking profits really I'm kind of diamond hands you know I'm just kind of in it
to win it.
What happened to Instagram?
Oh, yeah. I stuck in it, and I was up 400%, and then it rubbed.
*laughs*
That's a winning strategy. Now I'm telling you now.
100% not so.
If I sell, it goes to the moon.
It does not.
But if I stay, it dumps.
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It says sell and take profit now.
I'm not sure I can play that that way.
Bro.
I'm not sure that's how I play the game. Hi, my name is Marcel. I think you should sell out and take profit.
It's three o'clock in the afternoon, and we're all just waking up.
And we woke up to some pretty horrific news.
Well, it's not horrific news actually. When you study the chart, you can see that if you take high risk investments
then perhaps you can get
the biggest return on your
funds with an ETF.
Do you have the chart pulled up? Yeah, it's an ACF. Eat, trade, farm. We bought down there. I bought here and I sold here for a small profit when I should have waited.
I should have stayed up till 9:30 in the morning when it was at the maximum.
But I didn't so now what I've done is I put loads of Solana and so I'm the number one wallet holder in the world
So when the ETF recovers, I'll get rid of it. It's already made its move. I am the largest holder of this ETF on the planet. Okay. I make high risk investments.
And I'm financially savvy.
Tell everyone what ETF stands for.
You trade far.
*crying*
Marcel, you convinced him to sell, he would have made half a million dollars. Yeah, so the only thing to do, I've decided that I'm not winning because I don't have enough conviction.
I need to believe in something.
No more of this cowardice, I have to believe.
I'm the number one holder. This is my wallet. I'm the number one holder of Eat, Trade, Far. I have 1.42% of the entire thing. Me.
Are we losing our minds because of sleep deprivation? I'm making money on E-Trade Fart whether you like it or not.
You did this. This is your fault. This is actually my fault. ETF is going back.
I'm going to get rich and I just had to get rich. I'm going to say I got rich off a crypto ETF.
And girls would be like, "Ah, he's really smart. He went to Wall Street." "He went to Wall Street and he invested in a crypto ETF." And I'm gonna say, "No."
I sat in my war room on house arrest for human trafficking, tired buying a coin called EatTradeFart. That's how I got rich.
So we decided to take a break from the trenches and play a lovely game of poker. Can you tell everyone what happened 45 minutes into our very first game please?
No Bailey, no.
The trenches, like most of life,
It's actually an endurance test. And I've said many times on a lot of videos that if you want it bad enough, you're going to get it.
Maybe never give in.
You're going to win in the end.
And it's just a competition to see who quits first, because not everybody can win.
So it's an endurance test. You think it's not an endurance test. You think you're allowed to sleep, you think you're allowed to piss.
I think you're a lot of life, but no.
The man who never does those things is the man who wins in the end. And the crypto gods ensure that anybody who tries to have any semblance of life outside of the trenches
Loses.
- -
It's an endurance test. You need to lock the fuck in and do nothing else permanently.
So what happened? We've pulled a week of all-nighters.
And today is the one day we didn't participate.
And what happened?
Six.
Mm-hmm.
I'm just down on generational wealth. Good thing I already fucking have it.
- A small blanket, huh? - Everyone at this table could have become a multimillionaire.
on a coin that went 10,000%.
And we missed it.
because we decided to take one day off from the trenches.
group of
It's a lesson, good. It's God reminding me of everything I teach. Because it's true.
- Time to lock in. - They do keep coming. - They keep coming. - 1,350 old men.
All in for 1,200.
give it play.
We literally don't sleep.
I started having sleep, I started getting really sick after a few months.
Every time I fall asleep, I wake up drenched in sweat. Like I was ill.
I'm gonna crawl out of bed.
Thank you.
Sick.
I have 17 coffees.
- It's all fucked up. - I'm happy go lucky. - I'm legit fucked up. Last time we sparred, I was fucked.
I was barely, I could fucking barely punch.
It's even getting to me, even I become irritable.
Exactly. Even me, Mr. Jolly. Exactly. Imagine me and me.
- Are you lost?
John Lee's
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And I have compounding issues because for some reason I have to drink 10 liters of water a day, so I have to piss every 20 minutes.
*laughs*
As it is.
So I do fall asleep, I'm up every half an hour.
Play your cards.
you