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1:00:36.23I have a flap and deal, small blind 10, big blind 20, 15 minutes the blinds, deep stack everybody, good luck!

1:00:47.48Never.

1:00:49.23Thank you.

1:00:50.61So I had a very important emergency meeting to discuss with all of you, all of these right-wing political figures which seem to be winning in recent times. And how this affects you at home and how this affects your life.

1:01:01.05But now I'm playing poker. Not for money.

1:01:04.05Just for glory. Andrew doesn't gamble. I don't gamble and I'm already very, very rich. I don't need to take their money, but I need to take their honor and souls.

1:01:10.83So I'm playing for fun.

1:01:12.70But it's not fun. It's very serious.

1:01:14.66So instead we're going to have to do that emergency meeting next time and this emergency meeting

1:01:18.80Thank you.

1:01:19.68There's gonna have to be a more generalized theme.

1:01:22.43And let's start it off

1:01:24.43Thank you.

1:01:26.58happy.

1:01:27.96In fact, I could probably surmise that whole...

1:01:31.6420. 20? 20 to go.

1:01:34.60I can surmise that whole world. I'll raise to 50. 50 total raise. I was about to say something nice in these raising.

1:01:40.71We're playing poker.

1:01:43.50You know what?

1:01:45.00It doesn't matter what politician wins. It matters who your good friends are, who you sit around the table with. None of us like you. Who don't raise on you. None of us like you. You know, the nice guys.

1:01:55.5350 to play? It's gonna be a more generalized theme. And let's start it off.

1:02:02.49If you could pray.

1:02:04.81- Cool, cool.

1:02:08.11- So it doesn't matter who wins. Matters who you good thumbs up. Matters who your brother's love. Said it a bunch of times before.

1:02:14.60When things get hard, it's who you know.

1:02:17.49Check out, guys.

1:02:18.93Thank you.

1:02:21.36Thank you.

1:02:23.49Could you shuffle these cards? Yes, sir.

1:02:25.9150 bucks.

1:02:28.7950 to play, yeah? 50 to play.

1:02:31.11Thank you.

1:02:36.26Well...

1:02:38.44I will also fault.

1:02:41.80So this is a very interesting, unique emergency meeting. So what are we actually going to discuss, if anything?

1:02:46.20We're going to talk about how

1:02:47.46All of the right-wing figures affect your life at home, and then...

1:02:50.37I decided to just surmise it. Well, it matters who you know, it matters who your brothers are. Because when things get difficult...

1:02:56.14in life it's all about who you know all about who's gonna it's been the same since the dawn of human time

1:03:06.83horizon

1:03:08.09You and your guys gotta pick up swords and fight. That's all it's about.

1:03:10.92So there's lots of questions.

1:03:13.53about why we are dressed like this.

1:03:17.84I'm dressed like this because my complete lack of playing cards, my lack of all skill I'm hoping to compensate,

1:03:24.24but my excess

1:03:25.75of cigarettes, cigars, tuxedos, and bulk martinis.

1:03:28.47Now, I know it's the wrong glass. If I lose, that's why.

1:03:32.04- Thank you.

1:03:33.90But that's it.

1:03:34.92I'm hoping to psych everyone out.

1:03:37.05You don't look what someone turns off.

1:03:39.57at the kickboxing gym with the best gloves and the best stuff. In English you say, "All the gear, no idea."

1:03:46.69So that's me! I'm dressed to gamble. Tony the big blind please. I'm the big blind? Yes sir.

1:03:52.60and check or raise i will raise 20.

1:03:55.1420 more.

1:03:56.77All the gear.

1:03:58.23No idea.

1:03:59.99Cool.

1:04:01.97call

1:04:03.74Call.

1:04:05.30Cool.

1:04:06.44I'm not gonna call this dumb shit. What dumb shit?

1:04:09.12Me talking about how my tuxedo means I win at cards. Cool.

1:04:14.12Six for the foot. I'm just saying, like, you all look quite smart here, but...

1:04:18.23I've got a bow tie

1:04:19.86He has got a bow tie. Watch out.

1:04:22.35So I'm unsure how you're going to actually beat the bow tie.

1:04:25.80Check, check, check.

1:04:29.68Check.

1:04:30.76Okay.

1:04:31.76Thank you.

1:04:32.28Done.

1:04:33.35Take over the please.

1:04:34.74I'm going to go.

1:04:36.50Everything I said about how you need brothers who you can rely on, who are prepared to pick up a sword for you if things get difficult, by the end of this poker game, it's all going to be over. Our whole brand is built on brotherhood, and we all live together, and we have the best time, and everyone's tuned into our lives, and it's all this fun.

1:04:50.16They're going to watch us get mad at each other over poker. It's all over. It's all over.

1:04:54.37Check out that please.

1:04:58.91Thank you.

1:04:59.75Bet 200. Hold.

1:05:04.11- Thank you.

1:05:05.13Paul.

1:05:05.90- 200 to bed. - Raise 300.

1:05:08.14One more hundred please minimum it's double

1:05:11.00Minimum 400.

1:05:13.64Race to 400, call.

1:05:15.88Hold.

1:05:17.40It's me now, isn't it?

1:05:21.32- Aye, aye, aye. - I need you to raise him. Be a hero.

1:05:24.45raise me

1:05:25.77Roll out the big potatoes.

1:05:27.93Thank you.

1:05:31.56Thank you.

1:05:32.22.

1:05:32.93Once.

1:05:36.12Bye.

1:05:37.683 for the river

1:05:40.08Thank you.

1:05:42.82Check for the police.

1:05:45.99Check, check, check.

1:05:47.85See the cars, please.

1:05:51.01- Go to force.

1:05:52.14Thank you.

1:05:53.06Wait, no.

1:05:54.78Two pairs, queens and nines.

1:05:56.91- Okay.

1:05:58.80Thank you.

1:05:59.66Twins and nines wins. So he's no longer in the Brotherhood. He's out. That's the start of it. He's out of it. Okay.

1:06:08.76- Everything I said about who you know,

1:06:11.13Who do we turn our backs on next? Who do we turn our backs on?

1:06:14.05I'm off screen. No one knows where I am. I know you are.

1:06:17.25Shut up, baby.

1:06:21.78Soxt.

1:06:24.82Everybody knows who you are now. I was going to do a giveaway where somebody who watches this emergency meeting gets a chance to come and play poker with us.

1:06:31.53- The President of the United States has been in the United States.

1:06:32.70But...

1:06:33.48I don't know if I like people that much, but maybe. I don't like anyone here.

1:06:38.33Imagine some idiot comes here and runs his mouth and gets beaten up.

1:06:47.76Turn it to cold.

1:06:50.04Go.

1:06:50.82Call to any.

1:06:52.38Don't make it go.

1:06:53.61- Don't need to call.

1:06:55.44- Faros, $10 for a tax pledge for Palestine. - Just put a 50 on your return. - Raise your 20. Wish you all the best.

1:07:01.17Old.

1:07:02.52Um,

1:07:03.3522 call. Yeah, I'll call.

1:07:05.76- Cool.

1:07:07.03Hold.

1:07:08.02All these right-wing political figures, winning is actually important because it signifies a shift in public consciousness.

1:07:13.97But still, if you're sitting around waiting for any politician to save your life, you're in public. It's all about who you know. And that shift in public consciousness, especially if you're somebody of sober mind, should make it easier for you to find other men of sober mind.

1:07:25.76If you're not doing those exact things, you're bound to fail regardless. I'm correct.

1:07:29.16Your friends can sit around and make fun of.

1:07:34.77We'll also pick up a selfie.

1:07:38.25Are you making racial justice with myself? MR. No.

1:07:41.07- Sword, straps only baby. - Straps only. - There's no straps! - There used to be, cops took 'em off. Wink, wink.

1:07:48.03What stripes?

1:07:48.99You're talking about straps. Because we've got some money as well. That's the reason. Look, Andrew is a Muslim. That's why we're not gambling for money. But I'm not gambling for money because they took all my money.

1:07:59.79Check out.

1:08:01.25Me?

1:08:02.07Uh,

1:08:03.15250.

1:08:05.31250.

1:08:07.14.

1:08:07.16- The first time we have been in the last year, we have been in the last year.

1:08:10.14It's like you know.

1:08:10.83It's a good card, Aikido.

1:08:12.48For the Akito and Good Cars, Tom.

1:08:14.74New card Aikido, does that move?

1:08:16.83It is just one.

1:08:18.63If you win, you have to do Aikido.

1:08:20.71How about all the cars there here?

1:08:22.65Two fifty. Re-raise.

1:08:25.15One poll.

1:08:27.12Thank you.

1:08:28.16Bully and Ollie.

1:08:30.63750?

1:08:31.49- Okay? - Yeah.

1:08:33.18Cool.

1:08:34.21Two players heads up. I'll turn.

1:08:38.81Oh no, not a two.

1:08:44.53Not a two. Put a one in the chat if you want to come play poker with us.

1:08:49.02Let's dance.

1:08:50.17-

1:08:52.83Raise.

1:08:55.66Can I have a seat that you just raised me?

1:08:56.921500 more, 2000.

1:09:00.64What happened? What happened to playing? Liver.

1:09:08.79Thank you.

1:09:10.12Hold in.

1:09:11.03- Hold in. - This is the second hand. - Cool. - Cool.

1:09:15.04What is going on here?

1:09:16.75What you got?

1:09:18.58Three holes full holes of weights reduces.

1:09:22.20Jackson nothing. Alright, Aaron wins.

1:09:25.39So, my strategy of losing early so I can continue to talk to you on the emergency meeting has paid off very well, as you can see.

1:09:33.19So,

1:09:34.27That wasn't the worst cast. It was only a pocket that could have beaten me.

1:09:39.37If he had a jack, - The

1:09:41.29Thank you.

1:09:41.35He was in trouble because I had a cane.

1:09:43.04So...

1:09:44.06It was only Hawkins I could have beat, fair play to us.

1:09:46.87So now that I'm no longer playing the game, which was my strategy so I can host this emergency meet, I'm going to read out some super chats.

1:09:52.10You're welcome, Andrew. I know that I decided to make the sacrifice of losing first. I appreciate that. Thank you. So I could talk to everyone else. I'm just nicotining up with my shisha and my cigar, double nicotine.

1:10:00.48Double-lickering for brain neurons.

1:10:02.26Would you like the trifecta? - Yes, yes sir. - Hank Bowen, I'll do 10,000 pushups on camera this week. - Why is everything extreme here? - This house is the most extreme house, but that's how we push each other to the limits. That's why we train how we train. It's always a competition.

1:10:15.94Nice. You did have more chips, didn't you?

1:10:19.85Because I may be left with like 10 bucks, I doubt it.

1:10:22.40I doubt it. Cool. I'd like to attend just to, you know.

1:10:25.00Just to stick to the side pots.

1:10:27.86Check or raise?

1:10:29.23- That's small. - Check. - We ain't got it, we ain't got it. - Hopefully that's on the floor.

1:10:34.59- Cigarette shoe shop.

1:10:36.21Cigar, but all.

1:10:39.01Thank you.

1:10:40.05Check out the book.

1:10:42.70Andrew, will you ever return to Switzerland from Armand G? Yes, I love Switzerland.

1:10:46.96Switzerland is beautiful. He calls it the most poor country in the world. One hundred books.

1:10:50.34Can't wait to go, to be honest.

1:10:52.21Sure.

1:10:53.24100 people?

1:10:55.55Thanks, guys.

1:10:58.15Call two players, head up.

1:11:02.86Not two.

1:11:05.16Thank you.

1:11:07.35Check.

1:11:09.07Thank you.

1:11:10.79Check over the check.

1:11:12.97Thank you.

1:11:14.07Thank you.

1:11:16.61Thank you.

1:11:17.62300 but

1:11:18.97Guys it's live this show is live. It's not it's not

1:11:24.01Pre-recorded. Tristan's going to be reading out the chats in real time. What do you mean? I just read out 10 of them. Who's saying this is pre-recorded?

1:11:30.04- Some idiot. - No, mine, big blind please. - I don't have a cousin. You do, he's your cousin. Imagine if he was here.

1:11:39.91Top G Netherlands, I don't care enough about Dutch politics.

1:11:43.51comment on that.

1:11:45.53We were going to talk about politics and the new right wing leaders winning. It's good that there's a shift in public consciousness, but if you don't have people on your team guys rely on nothing makes any difference

1:11:57.07I've got a story actually. I'm going to bless him all with a story.

1:11:59.53Some of you may have heard it, some of you may have not.

1:12:01.92Many, many years ago I knew this guy. I'm not gonna name him.

1:12:04.94But Richard was a guy I went to school with.

1:12:07.60And the thing about Richard, what was his last name?

1:12:10.77I forgot.

1:12:12.24The thing about Richard is Richard worked at a gas station.

1:12:14.85And when Brexit was coming up, and the Brexit vote was coming up, Richard wrote 25 pages a day on why England needs to do Brexit.

1:12:23.42Now I don't even care if he was right, I don't care if he was wrong, because Brexit went through, but none of the promises went through, so it was pointless anyway.

1:12:30.08I said to Richard, bro, you work at a gas station and you need to stop talking about Brexit because you working at a gas station is a hopeless situation.

1:12:38.17- So Brexit comes along, Richard gets his way, the vote is passed. Two years later, I buy a brand new Aston, and I drive through the gas station in my hometown, and who's there?

1:12:45.26Richard. He cared more about Brexit than anyone alive. And he probably still works at a gas station now.

1:12:52.56Hope you're well, Richard.

1:12:53.58Check.

1:12:55.42Brexit can't save you nothing. If I ever need gas...

1:12:59.13Anybody hit you up?

1:13:00.84BP station.

1:13:02.45Check.

1:13:04.03March Farm, Lucy Farm, Board.

1:13:05.74Thank you.

1:13:06.23Thank you.

1:13:07.01Check.

1:13:07.85Thank you.

1:13:08.94Thank you.

1:13:09.90Ah, please.

1:13:13.61Who's going to lose the least chips this hand and the next five hands?

1:13:18.62Guaranteed.

1:13:21.70Probably not, right? It's called strategy. I'm playing chess. You're all playing poker.

1:13:26.71Full checkmate.

1:13:30.23-

1:13:30.31Thank you.

1:13:32.07Small big blankies, don't you? That's true, you can't lose, that's right, you can't lose. I can't lose. I can't lose. How am I going to lose any chips in any hand? I will not lose any chips in any hand for the rest of this game.

1:13:42.50Checkmate, that is smart.

1:13:45.15Let me tell you a gambling story. You're playing poker, I'm playing chess. Long time ago when I was a bro-keen. Let me tell you a gambling story. Long time ago when I was a bro-keen.

1:13:51.72I was dating this beautiful woman and I had no money at all.

1:13:54.13But you know me, I'm Tom Chien.

1:13:56.06That's him again right now. It's totally gorgeous.

1:13:59.32And the Playboy Casino in London was opening up, and she got hired to be trained up to be a croupier.

1:14:04.77for the Playboy Casino.

1:14:08.62So while I was with her, she went through an eight-week training program. Plenty of course.

1:14:13.58to learn how to be a croupier along with all these other beautiful women. And I got an invite to the opening of this casino, which I didn't belong at because I had no money. None.

1:14:23.42Check. All right. Check.

1:14:25.45So I'm in this casino watching all of these women who just went through eight weeks training with these massive Arab gamblers gambling huge money.

1:14:35.11failing at the math and having mental breakdowns in real time.

1:14:38.84Thank you.

1:14:39.77Andrew, don't be misogynistic on our street.

1:14:42.44Men like me and Marcel,

1:14:44.68And Alex.

1:14:45.87I'm Bailey.

1:14:46.86but never condemned.

1:14:48.18Condone, sorry. Any... We never condemn. We never condemn any misogynist. Shit. I'm just saying that all the women couldn't do the math. The loud part, quiet. The quiet part, loud. They couldn't do the math. The old Freudian slip. The Arabs were screaming, she fucked up, right? Call it wrong.

1:15:04.56My way, how much? 100 or two, Paul.

1:15:07.62100? Golden.

1:15:09.93I'm not listening to you, brother. What are you doing for me? I can't lose.

1:15:15.83These women were messing up all the math and the Arabs were screaming at the top of their lungs. They're getting my math wrong. She's trying to steal my money. She's trying to steal my winnings. Losing their mind.

1:15:23.80and the casino was firing women in real time,

1:15:26.77Because it wouldn't get rid of the big baller Arabs, because they're the money.

1:15:30.29Yeah, can't get rid of it. So they trained up 20 women for eight weeks.

1:15:33.88And after the first opening night, 16 quit.

1:15:37.87-

1:15:39.06What's the story behind this? Oh shit, blinds are on.

1:15:43.87Don't say the story behind it.

1:15:45.95Don't say it. I won't say it. Story behind this is... I'll say it. I'm ready for jail.

1:15:49.87Always wear your seatbelt.

1:15:52.50I tweeted that today.

1:15:54.54I tweeted, "Always and the Seapod out of nowhere today."

1:15:56.65Thank you.

1:16:00.49So I think what everybody is saying in the chat and they are correct is...

1:16:04.69Who cares?

1:16:06.52If Tristan can't play poker very well, and is way too reckless for no reason early on in the game, and will put all his chips in when he has nothing, just as a joke.

1:16:14.09He does look the best.

1:16:15.55Thank you, chat.

1:16:16.72You are correct. I do look the best.

1:16:19.77Nice.

1:16:22.87If you join this dream right now, you think I've already won and retired.

1:16:26.97If you have just joined the stream right now, I have one in the tires.

1:16:31.35You're welcome.

1:16:33.53Yeah, 26,000 people watching live.

1:16:36.11It's about what, a small stadium? Or when?

1:16:39.80And on the next emergency meeting, which will be very soon, we're going to talk about these right-wing political forces.

1:16:44.05I'll just put a 50.

1:16:45.58Thank you.

1:16:46.66I'm big blind, am I? Thank you, yes, sir.

1:16:48.78- Is it 40? - 40, yeah.

1:16:50.92This is a super chat heavy.

1:16:53.03Cool.

1:16:53.73Emergency meeting, by the way. Check or raise.

1:16:56.35I used to be a smelly gamer. Tristan Tate, Professor Arno of the Business Campus in the Real World saved my life. I'm healthy, a reborn Christian.

1:17:05.13And I have a thriving business. Thank you so much guys.

1:17:08.17Stiles Bishness.

1:17:09.63- Thank you. - You're welcome.

1:17:11.40We steer people in the right direction.

1:17:13.88If you take our instructions and make a long term

1:17:18.82then that's your fault.

1:17:19.87Very few people will do that. I made a point about Christians earlier that people don't misunderstand. Because I said that Christians need to stick up for themselves. Yes. Yes.

1:17:27.47And you can comment on this, but people, when I often promote Islam, people say, oh, but what about Christians? And they get mad. It's not a competition. The problem is.

1:17:34.69If you feel like you're being conquered by Islam, it's because you're not strong enough for your own beliefs.

1:17:38.50Not only your own beliefs, but you're allowing people to be proponents of your belief, which aren't genuinely Christians. Weakness is what's killing you, not Islam.

1:17:44.77That is very true because if you say bad things about my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and mine are Alex Zerbele's face...

1:17:50.26I will punch it in the mouth.

1:17:53.29That's a real question right there.

1:17:54.84Well, I'll turn the other cheek.

1:17:57.73Duck slip hook.

1:18:00.47Fall blind. You ever heard that one? It's a bit... You know the Bible better than me.

1:18:04.12Turn the other cheek to get the angle on it. Yeah, have I misinterpreted the teachings? Islam is not the enemy to Christianity, but if you're going to be constantly weak,

1:18:13.99It's a constant of the universe. - Now defend yourself. - That the weak get crushed. And when they say, "Oh, Islam's conquering England." Well, where's Christianity? There's a vacuum.

1:18:22.06There's a vacuum for God, and right now the choices are Islam or transgenderism.

1:18:26.90And Christians try and chirp in on Twitter, but they don't actually defend their beliefs at any point. Marcel, Marcel, Marcel, don't promote transgenesis.

1:18:33.19I'm not even gonna play that game.

1:18:36.89I know what side you're on, Marcella.

1:18:41.55- Transcend is not real. - Fortu-de-cold.

1:18:45.27A bigot! I do not play poker with Nazis.

1:18:49.62-

1:18:50.80- Porto to coat. - Good thing I'm black.

1:18:54.10Is that a get out of jail free card? It is a bit. They won't come after you. I feel like, sorry. Forty. They won't come after you.

1:18:58.90- The President and the President, the President,

1:18:59.59Thank you.

1:19:00.52Right.

1:19:01.50Raise to 250.

1:19:03.73- Thank you.

1:19:08.66Need more nicotine.

1:19:09.83Hmm.

1:19:10.97had the cigarette, had the shoe shot, had the cigar,

1:19:13.98Andrew, can you reply to this blasphemer who just upset me?

1:19:17.47He said something stupid.

1:19:19.21Andrew, I challenge you to a game of poker. When I win, I want you and your team to mentor me. If I lose, then let me play Tristan because he's not really doing good right now. But his name is Second Jesus, so he's blaspheming me already. Can you please talk to this dork? I get these stupid challenges from idiots all the time. Why would I waste an hour playing poker with you? Do you know how much value there is in an hour range of takes time?

1:19:41.23Let alone mentoring.

1:19:43.39some dork who thinks he's the second Jesus. There is no second Jesus.

1:19:45.89- The President and the President of the United States.

1:19:46.94Thank you.

1:19:48.05Bet $200. $20.

1:19:50.55Duck slip hook. There's always someone saying, "I challenge you to this and if I win,

1:19:54.74I don't have time for brokeies and idiots.

1:19:56.39If you want to meet us, join the war room.

1:19:58.37And then you'll end up meeting us. Sir, there are people here right now, no names, who I met because they joined the war. 100%. Right here.

1:20:06.98Literally, I'm staring at something.

1:20:08.90That's how you become our friend, the war room. If you want to meet us, if you want to be sitting at this table, you join the war room, you follow the white path, and you will end up here. You don't just say, I challenge you to a game.

1:20:17.18I don't know who you are, you idiot.

1:20:19.53Why am I going to let you in my house?

1:20:21.56Plus you have no value to give me. Sorry, before I continue with this, I want to make it very clear that most of you at home have absolutely no value to give me. You have nothing that you know that I do not know. You have no connections that you do not have. Plus you broke.

1:20:31.13Why would I ever want to talk to you ever?

1:20:34.43My turn? Yes, sir.

1:20:35.62So the real reason I lost early is because what I'm doing is I'm playing roulette with myself on my $71,000 gold roulette complication lighter.

1:20:44.83I won't.

1:20:46.82- Close with arms. - Unlike everyone else at this table.

1:20:49.73I am the champion.

1:20:51.08I'd like poker more if I could see the cards. - No, no, the key, look, the key to playing poker is

1:20:56.87only to bet the biggest when you have the best cards in your hand.

1:21:00.37*cough* No way. What's funny?

1:21:04.63How is my strategy at all flawed? If you only bet big when you have the best cards on the table, how are you going to lose?

1:21:11.59So the funny thing is

1:21:13.25You're welcome. Because I've known that all along and I let you in.

1:21:16.97Straight to king.

1:21:19.65Okay, he just won. He has a straight? Yes, sir. Yeah, he does. 9-10, Jack, Queen, King.

1:21:25.25Hello.

1:21:26.46No, but...

1:21:28.50I've had six, seven, eight minutes.

1:21:29.84to leap step.

1:21:32.216, 7, 8, 9 That's not anything Wait, wait, where's the 8? I had an 8

1:21:38.65He is 9-10, Jack, Queen King.

1:21:41.88- I had six. - He's a straight to the king. - Fucker. - Straight to the king, highest one.

1:21:47.26For fuck's sake. Well if he could beat me, he could beat any of you. He had a straight, I had three 10s.

1:21:51.56Thank you.

1:21:52.09If you can beat me, you can beat me. Set it a thousand times. Yeah, set it a thousand times.

1:21:57.85Thank you.

1:21:58.58Boys, that was a big hand.

1:21:59.78Male Speaker: Small blind, big blind. It's 2014. The President: I'm trying to lose so I can talk along with the emergency meeting with Tristan.

1:22:05.15You always lose when you have a good hand. Three tanks. This is fucking game.

1:22:09.08- The President of the United States.

1:22:10.88But my fate would have eaten your free tans if you didn't have that. Shut up. I'm just telling you. Just shut up. That's the truth. No, it's not the truth. Did you win?

1:22:18.74You laughed along with me. So you know better than me.

1:22:22.43We're both on the sinking ship, my friend. So don't worry about it.

1:22:26.23Thank you.

1:22:27.16I drowned last! Cool.

1:22:31.32You held your breath longer. To be fair, to be fair. And I'm not gonna say why, but Marcel would drown first. He's gonna be the first card of the board. He's false card queen.

1:22:42.05What?

1:22:42.68You inferring things onto my jokes? He's the shortest man here. He can't touch the ball.

1:22:48.64for people call.

1:22:50.03Thank you.

1:22:52.94My wife, I'm 30, she's 28, has divorced me. I said okay.

1:22:56.53My 3.8 year old son is gonna grow up just like me.

1:22:59.63divorced kid without a single sibling, what would you have done? My friend, you did the right thing. You cannot negotiate with terrorists.

1:23:07.28You cannot give in.

1:23:08.87to unfair, stupid conditions.

1:23:12.23because you're too worried about your son. They have you by the kids, they have you by the bulls.

1:23:15.80You have to be strong enough

1:23:17.80to know that a fulfilled and happy father is the most important thing a son can have.

1:23:22.74maybe even more important siblings.

1:23:25.62So don't negotiate with terrorists.

1:23:29.55Call 200.

1:23:31.60-

1:23:34.58I bet all the Super Chat money on the next hand. Guys, we're on Twitter, but we're about to go over to Rumble exclusively, so we're going to cut the Twitter feed now. You can see us on rumble.com slash take speech.

1:23:43.55See you later, Elon.

1:23:45.70Thank you.

1:23:49.25500.

1:23:50.24- Thank you.

1:23:51.17*laughs* He just wants to wipe me out instantly.

1:23:58.86Is there only two of us left?

1:24:00.57Heads up.

1:24:03.58Cool.

1:24:04.82Thank you.

1:24:06.12- Viva.

1:24:06.83Thank you.

1:24:08.51Check out the...

1:24:09.26I'm sorry.

1:24:10.34Thank you.

1:24:11.44Call. All in.

1:24:14.30All in, call.

1:24:17.63Who goes first?

1:24:22.51One bit.

1:24:23.06- A pair of kings. - A pair of kings with fives.

1:24:25.52Kings of fives.

1:24:28.34Full house. Nice. Nice.

1:24:32.56Good hand. Yeah, he owes you some money.

1:24:36.98I thought you were a well player. Thank you, sir.

1:24:39.58I thought you were playing the Tristan-Tate strategy of observing to involve yourself in the EM.

1:24:44.43Seems only I take anything seriously, Ron. I knew he was gonna bully me. So I had to, you know, keep the IT like turn the other sheep. Bop! Like a real Christian. Doc, slip, hook.

1:24:54.96Doc slip hook. I'm back in the game. I'm back in the game.

1:24:58.82Small blind, big blind, 24 degrees. - $500 super chair. I'm 17 year old from section eight housing in California. You've completely transformed my mindset and changed my life for the better. Thank you very much.

1:25:07.20T. Dolly.

1:25:08.89You're welcome.

1:25:10.03I'm glad that you are listening to our teachings. Nothing we say leads anyone in a bad direction.

1:25:16.01That's the goal. We want everyone who listens to us to actually be a better person and have a better life. And that's why we're different from all these other influencers who just want attention and clout and talk garbage and say anything it takes to be

1:25:25.61paid attention to,

1:25:26.90We're very different people. We don't care.

1:25:29.16We don't care if one person watches us if their life improves. To be fair, I do want the worst from ourselves.

1:25:36.60I'm at 42.

1:25:39.40Look, I only lost at poker.

1:25:42.11And tonight...

1:25:44.7542.

1:25:46.00It's Poker Night.

1:25:47.61What does that mean? - It's not a defense. - It is. - How many lost a poker? - I only lost a poker. Tonight's poker night, I only lose a poker.

1:25:54.36It's poker night. What did you expect me to do?

1:25:58.15Jesus Christ.

1:26:00.77I'm reckless.

1:26:02.00and immature.

1:26:04.84Dippers.

1:26:06.68You know what it is?

1:26:08.21I just want the best for my friends. I didn't want any of you feeling the defeat of loss in my home.

1:26:13.25So I was happy.

1:26:14.49To bet big on a pair of jacks.

1:26:17.81Bet two hundred. Whatever you had.

1:26:21.33Team Kroc. Team no Kroc.

1:26:23.45Don't even get into this. We should abandon it together.

1:26:26.20MR KIRBY: I'm sorry.

1:26:27.77Should it just...

1:26:29.38Check out.

1:26:32.39-

1:26:32.59Thank you.

1:26:33.20What about the other team?

1:26:34.07Check out that.

1:26:34.94-

1:26:36.01Thank you.

1:26:40.21Yeah, we'll have to discuss that team.

1:26:41.74Wow. Check, Robert.

1:26:46.28Invest in me and my friends game. No. All in.

1:26:49.29He's got the flush.

1:26:51.79Thank you.

1:26:53.72He's got the flush.

1:26:56.42I know he has a flush.

1:26:59.81How much is it?

1:27:00.64It's 1,000.

1:27:02.09For the hundred exactly.

1:27:05.39Call my cousin, Alhamdulillah. Show them to us. Nothing.

1:27:11.193 times trip steps

1:27:17.92Three 10s but... Three 10s?

1:27:20.67wins.

1:27:21.62Queen with the kicker fire. Fucker. That hurts bro.

1:27:26.75Thank you.

1:27:28.07Because you have to bet on that. I was desperate, bro. I had to bet on three times. What the fuck?

1:27:34.21Small brain deep brain. We know you are, but then why are you playing poker?

1:27:37.40Who's going to go on, please?

1:27:38.54-

1:27:41.81Sorry, keep defensive jokes coming.

1:27:43.93Every time I have a good hand, I get wrecked.

1:27:46.04Thank you.

1:27:47.36Why do I play this game?

1:27:48.41Play with a bad hand then? Yeah, that's what I do. Just bet big on shit hands.

1:27:54.31Thank you.

1:27:55.42Look, without the hands to hold the cards, my hands are free to drink martinis. - The

1:28:00.62you.

1:28:00.80Who's really winning?

1:28:01.94Small black, please.

1:28:03.44Yes, sir.

1:28:05.24Thank you.

1:28:08.48Well, I mean, can I have another, uh, two more vodka martinis? One for me, one for Bailey. Thank you. You're not even drinking them, are you?

1:28:14.10Explain how people end up at this table to you.

1:28:15.98Make it clear about how the White path works.

1:28:19.64It's a meritocracy.

1:28:20.96You have to prove yourself.

1:28:22.49In the harshest of conditions. Yeah. 42.

1:28:26.89We are utterly ruthless.

1:28:28.97in our appraisement.

1:28:30.61our judgment and our appraisement of other individuals. - Turn him off. - Check, raise. - Come along, you end up in the war room, you're on our radar. We now know your name, we know where you're from.

1:28:39.86Or you're a dork.

1:28:41.30Maybe.

1:28:42.02Are you working to not be a doer? Also maybe.

1:28:45.18Are you not working to not be a dork?

1:28:47.70Sight. - Yeah, it's a Maritalker suit.

1:28:50.15It's a...

1:28:51.41maximum security business institution and if you can't break rocks you get shot in the head. If you break enough rocks

1:28:57.59End up at the state.

1:28:58.84- Thank you.

1:29:00.70Check out a book.

1:29:03.71- The President and the President of the United States.

1:29:04.52- Check out a bit.

1:29:07.15All check.

1:29:09.56Thank you.

1:29:10.24- Aaron Shedfar, I'm a student inside the real world. I thank you for inspiring young men to become the best versions of themselves. Only I'll join the war room and thank you in person. Thank you for the bills.

1:29:18.61I use high.

1:29:19.66- Yes, sir. - With a force?

1:29:21.52I got a jack. Alright we got two pairs jacks and fours.

1:29:25.88Turns on servants.

1:29:28.23Go show your hand then. If you're showing, you're showing.

1:29:31.52All right.

1:29:32.63- Thank you.

1:29:34.42Jackson for the works.

1:29:38.87Thank you.

1:29:40.06Last hand on this Brian. You guys lost to Aaron. You guys lost to...

1:29:44.43Adam.

1:29:45.95So what are we going to do?

1:29:48.21when I don't talk to any of my own friends anymore.

1:29:50.22Everything I said about networking, I'm going to lose it all tonight. Everything I said about you need network, I'm going to hate everyone by the end. For no, for one, no one likes you already.

1:29:57.43Okay.

1:29:58.73No one hates Marcel. So we're very... No one does like Marcel. Correct. Everyone hates Marcel.

1:30:04.88But the thing is, do you really feel like a loser when you light your cigar with a $71,000 lighter?

1:30:09.59But we were poor and decautical our money.

1:30:11.72Small blinding, Wanker, 2014. I borrowed this light from Marcel.

1:30:14.96Thank you.

1:30:16.10Thanks, Marcel. Put him in jail.

1:30:17.67Marcel, thanks, though. Thanks for lending me this letter. You're welcome.

1:30:20.75Thank you.

1:30:21.4724.

1:30:23.0840 to close the line.

1:30:25.40.

1:30:26.00for it to go.

1:30:27.23.

1:30:27.63Thank you.

1:30:28.17Thank you.

1:30:28.89OK, 40 to call.

1:30:34.20Thank you.

1:30:35.49Sir?

1:30:36.78Thank you.

1:30:39.83Thank you. Five players for the flop.

1:30:39.83Nope.

1:30:43.10Thank you.

1:30:47.87*Bell rings*

1:30:48.74New blinds are to be sent.

1:30:50.87Take a look.

1:30:52.69Check, check.

1:30:54.69Check.

1:30:56.55You know what I should have done? I should have just cheated. Check what I'm with.

1:31:00.23and the dude on myself cheated.

1:31:02.22The Chief, you're more likely to win. That is true. I think it would have increased my chances, sir. Forty, forty.

1:31:08.80- Yeah, the minimum is the big line. - You ever read Moonraker?

1:31:12.1040, yeah.

1:31:14.09- The President and the President, the President,

1:31:15.40Colt, 40. I have a shiny lighter on the table, but they wouldn't let me deal. Colt.

1:31:21.21If you read Moonmaker, you'll get it.

1:31:24.53Thank you.

1:31:26.68Thank you.

1:31:30.23Okay.

1:31:32.96Thank you.

1:31:34.13Check over that piece.

1:31:39.16Thank you.

1:31:40.36- One, that 200.

1:31:42.46Fold.

1:31:44.81Mmm.

1:31:46.87I work for Matrix Control Bank in Zurich.

1:31:49.70They'd never give you guys an account. What do you think about the banking industry, Andrew?

1:31:53.65The banking industry is designed like every other industry to be a mechanism to control. Every single thing you need and rely on, they will eventually use and weaponize against you to control you.

1:32:00.86It doesn't matter what it is.

1:32:01.91As soon as you need them for food, they're going to use the idea of you eating.

1:32:05.27to make sure that you comply. So you have to find ways to operate outside of the system. There are ways to do it. Banking is one of the oldest

1:32:11.10systems and is one of the most traditional ways of Aikido-ing. But yeah, I can't have a bank account for the rest of my life. That's absolutely true. We will never have a bank account again.

1:32:19.70And people go, "Ah, you're still inside the box."

1:32:22.12I can't have a bank account for the rest of my life. That's absolutely true. We will never have a bank account again. I can't. I say, ah, you're still inside the matrix. You think money's real? You're inside the matrix with your little card with your little name on it. Your little numbers in the bank.

1:32:34.49to understand.

1:32:35.36I live outside the Matrix. I view the codes from the outside.

1:32:38.63Stay far.

1:32:39.52It's just not.

1:32:41.36- Have a water please. I'll take water here actually. - Near blinds, 50, 100 please. - My big? - Yes sir, 100 big blinds, thank you.

1:32:49.56I'm going to vote for Martini for Shadow over here.

1:32:53.11Thank you.

1:32:56.09Thank you.

1:32:56.75100.

1:32:58.54Thank you.

1:32:59.78quote.

1:33:01.14100 to cook.

1:33:05.78- Hold.

1:33:07.92- Call 100 check or raise?

1:33:11.06Thank you.

1:33:12.61Tristan, your hair is terrible, but it's better than the men to your left and right. Thank you.

1:33:17.23I'll take that.

1:33:19.67Well, my hair is terrible. Yeah. Do you want to look cool?

1:33:22.15Harris Dinning.

1:33:23.42I'm 36, what do you want?

1:33:24.98Thank you.

1:33:26.20Hold on a minute. Can't argue with results.

1:33:30.62When I had hair, I had 700 girlfriends.

1:33:32.98Now I've got 900.

1:33:35.54400.

1:33:37.09Thank you.

1:33:38.78I'm only about four wives.

1:33:40.15Thank you.

1:33:42.04Is that that true number?

1:33:43.34Four wives in Malawi. Four is the limit. Four of their twins.

1:33:48.41Thank you.

1:33:49.10Same DNA. Same DNA. Identical. So you could have four sets of swings, you get eight.

1:33:52.79I need to talk to some very-- the thing is with Islam, people often ask me my advice on it. I'm not a scholar. I have a lot to learn. That's an interesting question.

1:33:59.76I spoke to scholars about this game today.

1:34:01.43Oh, no. We have to talk to them and find out I can do that.

1:34:04.24DNA is the same for clones. Identical twins have identical DNA.

1:34:09.08So let's get four sets of identical planes.

1:34:11.20- For that's sake. - Big G!

1:34:15.88Real vodka. 50 hundred please.

1:34:19.16Thank you.

1:34:21.11Thank you.

1:34:21.97Thank you.

1:34:23.83Need more nicotine. Who's losing? Huh. Look at you losers losing.

1:34:29.83Can you admit that you're losing right now and I'm not?

1:34:33.11I'm going to go.

1:34:36.97- Cool. - Hear that sound?

1:34:39.05100 quarts.

1:34:40.22Hold, take a raise.

1:34:43.19- The first time I was in the hospital, I was in the hospital.

1:34:45.43Thank you.

1:34:46.33before the floor.

1:34:47.27Thank you.

1:34:49.36Thank you.

1:34:50.54Thank you.

1:34:51.43Check out.

1:34:52.13Thank you.

1:34:53.71Check. Check over.

1:34:56.18Thank you.

1:34:58.56Thank you.

1:34:59.59-Bet 500. -No risk, no reward.

1:35:02.91Just like life. But there's no reward in this game because there's no playing for real money.

1:35:07.44analyzing the people around you to see their weaknesses just like life.

1:35:11.00Putting it all on the line. Perhaps looking stupid. Perhaps pulling off in a blaze of glory.

1:35:15.98just like life.

1:35:16.97Just like me. There's a reason why people love poker. It's a reason why it's such a popular game.

1:35:21.01And then they go home, they're little pussies.

1:35:22.86You know, it's actually interesting about gamblers, especially like gambling addicts. I've seen dudes who will gamble.

1:35:27.98100,000 euro a night in the casino and because they love gambling so much when it comes to like buying food to black now, that's what for Europe now

1:35:34.46and they save all their money, and then they'll lose all in the casino, and then when it comes down to anything else, they're as tight as it gets. They only want to gamble with their money.

1:35:42.86- The President and the President, who is the president of the United States, is the president of the United States.

1:35:44.92Haram.

1:35:46.44Not me. - The

1:35:49.04Thank you.

1:35:50.03Thank you. That is for him.

1:35:52.63Small blind, big blind, please. 5,100. Thank you. Good luck.

1:35:56.21Thank you.

1:35:57.09Thank you.

1:35:58.00- Just to you.

1:36:00.27Cheers.

1:36:02.66- Thank you, Bailey.

1:36:04.51to your swift and decisive defeat. - Not ready for the win.

1:36:08.09How does the call about this serve up? That's a fantastic martini, by the way.

1:36:10.75Swift and decisive.

1:36:12.31Yeah, to your swift and decisive defeat, yeah.

1:36:15.86Thank you.

1:36:16.69Raise.

1:36:17.42500.

1:36:18.95Thank you.

1:36:20.48I want to go.

1:36:21.45Thank you.

1:36:23.50Oh.

1:36:25.23- Five hundred to call.

1:36:26.98I can fold, right? Yes, sir.

1:36:29.42You can't bet after you just fake fold it. Marcel with the butcher proof. Turn the other cheek.

1:36:35.78Four more hundred.

1:36:37.31Turn the other cheek.

1:36:38.98Doc Sliphook.

1:36:42.41I may have to speak to the Pope about this. Genuine question, guys. Let's see everyone getting happy about these right-wing political figures winning. How does that change your life? Okay, it changes the consciousness, the public consciousness. That's fine.

1:36:51.53How does that affect your life if you're not looking for other people with the same consciousness? And then when you're aligning with those people, making sure that they're loyal, making sure that they're good people, and working together to make a whole bunch of money.

1:37:00.11Because if you're rich enough, none of this matters.

1:37:02.42So I see people celebrating, like my brother said, like the guy who was celebrating Brexit, working in a gas station. Yes.

1:37:08.99Does it matter? - Yeah. - Do you even live in the Netherlands?

1:37:11.59The guy who doesn't lose one, do you even live there? - That's worse, you're from a super, super left-wing, ruined country like France, and you're like, "The new president of Argentina!"

1:37:20.29Argentina?

1:37:22.03Motherfucker, you ever been to Argentina? Why don't you spell Argentina first? Or you come at me.

1:37:27.14with your bullshit.

1:37:28.85You have to create your own politics by being hyper-capable and having people around who you can trust. Those are the politics of life.

1:37:35.36Thank you.

1:37:36.05who don't wreck you in poker with their lucky ass

1:37:39.19High card bullshit.

1:37:41.88You are lucky. How? What do you mean how? You keep winning bullshit. Lucky bullshit. You're very lucky. You're super lucky.

1:37:48.62Why? Because I started off with pocket ace.

1:37:50.80Oh, it's planned.

1:37:53.22I can that.

1:37:54.08We did.

1:37:55.28I did so, I did so. If he planned that, that's even better than me in life.

1:37:58.94- He's working the dealer. - He somehow contacted the dealer before.

1:38:03.13I'm small black, how much? 50? 50. Thank you.

1:38:06.80If you were to let me deal,

1:38:08.21All I do is I use the reflective surface of this light.

1:38:10.82As I flip the cards out, to check what you all had.

1:38:14.21How to cook.

1:38:15.24It's called "chi"

1:38:17.23but I'm not allowed to deal for that reason.

1:38:20.35These guys stopped me dealing because they're scared of my...

1:38:23.93a certain victory.

1:38:27.66Four players, on the clock.

1:38:32.45.

1:38:33.93Check out.

1:38:35.93.

1:38:36.90Check.

1:38:38.56Sure.

1:38:39.25Check.

1:38:40.04Thank you.

1:38:40.94So

1:38:42.05- Thank you.

1:38:44.67Check.

1:38:45.46Check.

1:38:46.90Okay, very good.

1:38:49.89Shadow, I know you know a good martini when you taste one that's a good martini.

1:38:53.45There's also.

1:38:55.58while standing in the rain.

1:38:59.16Bet 1500

1:39:09.34Hold.

1:39:12.66And false.

1:39:13.39Thank you.

1:39:14.02So...

1:39:15.25Thank you.

1:39:17.05.

1:39:17.74Small blind bean bean bean please. You and Andrew have inspired me and bettered my life. In the year and a half since I began watching you, I've most found my income at five. And I'm on track for making six figures. Are you scared? No, because in my head I was thinking you probably don't have anything like that. He's that smart.

1:39:33.85Thank you.

1:39:34.80I didn't see his hand. Here's a good super chat. If I was sitting to your right, Andrew, I'd punch you in the face right now. A guy called...

1:39:41.40Marcel Black Snake, 77.

1:39:44.26- The President and the President of the United States.

1:39:44.86We'll take home your phone. It's a super chat.

1:39:47.96Well, the amount of money, yeah, it probably is super cheap.

1:39:53.74-

1:39:57.28Thank you.

1:39:58.08Did you hear? I.G. Eckhart's from Alex Fitness Expert 22.

1:40:06.85I'll have a before. Fake super chat. Blind call. Fake super chat. Blind calls only.

1:40:11.92It's quite cool.

1:40:13.00Of course. You know, I actually bare off to do all-in blinds. You don't look at your own cards, just go all-in.

1:40:18.04Just see what happens.

1:40:20.82Raise 300 total

1:40:22.84Two more to pull

1:40:24.52- Thank you.

1:40:26.23.

1:40:26.89Hold on.

1:40:27.61.

1:40:28.38Call. All in.

1:40:29.52All in.

1:40:31.35Did you look at your own cards?

1:40:32.72It's knifpled.

1:40:33.86Did you look at your cards now?

1:40:35.13Yeah.

1:40:35.86- The President and the President of the United States, the President and the President,

1:40:36.48Lame. How much?

1:40:40.12Thank you.

1:40:44.691800, 1900

1:40:47.65Thank you.

1:40:48.74You pause on.

1:40:51.91- Oh, 2100 and...

1:40:54.99Twenty.

1:40:56.37Thank you.

1:40:57.01- The President's head of the U.S. Department of Health, and the U.S. Department of Health, and the U.S. Department of Health.

1:40:57.67Thank you.

1:40:59.32- The President and the President of the United States, the President of the United States,

1:41:02.22Thank you.

1:41:04.772000

1:41:06.58*laughter* *laughter* Oh, I'm out! *laughter* My bad.

1:41:17.08skill issue or

1:41:19.95I'll tell you what I thought about that.

1:41:23.40Hold.

1:41:24.56Thanks, sir.

1:41:25.45Thank you.

1:41:27.43- Hook at 10s. - I'll hold them in his kit.

1:41:31.60Could've gone either way with that. - Yeah, I would've beat you if I was in. - Small bones, I'd run to. If I was in, I would've beaten you.

1:41:37.65Thank you.

1:41:39.96Take a break.

1:41:41.35.

1:41:42.17Can't lose now.

1:41:43.60Well, I can't lose. I can't lose a single chip.

1:41:47.36Oh snap.

1:41:48.75Shadow, I don't even see you.

1:41:51.47That's right.

1:41:54.05That's why they call him Shadow.

1:41:57.00Feel like you need to imitate the Steven Seagal voice for this entire string

1:42:00.27It's a thought experiment for everyone at home though. Genuinely, what do you want your friends to be able to do for you? What kind of network do you actually even want? People go, "Oh yeah, I want important friends." To do what? To leech off them?

1:42:08.60Is that you're gonna leech off your mates?

1:42:10.52ask them for money, they ain't going to work. You have to give value. How are you going to give value to people who you see is more important than you or at least valuable to you?

1:42:17.07100 people. This is 100 people. And I have to say, to be fair, Alex and Marcel and Bailey

1:42:22.78provide extreme value to me.

1:42:26.14Because I'm so popular with the ladies, they scare them away. So, you know, it sets it back to hard mode, so I find the better quality ones.

1:42:31.60Very useful.

1:42:35.19Fall for the floor.

1:42:36.22Thank you.

1:42:36.73Thank you.

1:42:37.30Thank you.

1:42:38.08Thank you.

1:42:43.99Check out the book.

1:42:45.22Tristan, you spoke about a Dutch politician called Thierry Brudeau on Twitter. He didn't win.

1:42:50.17Your wallet's good opinion.

1:42:51.70Um,

1:42:53.27Thierry Boudot is a guy I speak to.

1:42:55.87He's a guy who stood up for the injustice happening to me when I was in jail.

1:42:59.89from the get-go.

1:43:01.12So he's a guy I have massive respect for. He's a guy who clearly knows how to call bullshit on bullshit things.

1:43:06.03I'm in conversation with him almost daily. I would consider him certainly an internet and online friend.

1:43:12.76And he didn't win it.

1:43:14.21That's a shame.

1:43:15.84I like that guy.

1:43:17.07Check.

1:43:18.30The current Dutch PM, I'll do some more research, I'll answer you on the next PM. I don't know.

1:43:22.70Nines and fourths.

1:43:24.39with those five, nine and sixes,

1:43:26.82Both cards are playing.

1:43:29.06Ace, Hanky Karoo.

1:43:32.57That's fine.

1:43:35.12Oh.

1:43:39.77Thank God.

1:43:39.93Big 500 please.

1:43:42.13Fisbaugh.

1:43:44.39- Yeah, 50, yeah. - It's fine. - Yeah, 50, 100. - All right, all right. - Your 100 back then. - Nice.

1:43:50.25Nice.

1:43:51.25It's good baseball.

1:43:53.62I'm taking a break from my cigar.

1:43:55.81to smoke cigarettes.

1:43:57.82Really good diamond, Keeney. You have to have all three kinds.

1:44:00.54It's like five a day. No all three guys are cigarettes cigars and your shit with the nicotine in your blood. Or you could- People make fun of me for smoking too much. I'll beat this shit out basically anymore.

1:44:09.25So, call.

1:44:10.13If I grabbed your neck with my left hand,

1:44:13.06I could crush your spinal cord.

1:44:15.73So,

1:44:16.66With a cigar in my mouth. With a cigar in my mouth.

1:44:19.71In fact,

1:44:20.84A loser at this table. No names, Andrew, no names. But some loser brought nicotine gum into this house the other day.

1:44:26.29Now let me tell you something.

1:44:27.34What it did was it spoiled the taste of my cigarette.

1:44:30.56as well as smoking and chewing.

1:44:33.30No names, so we don't embarrass all of us.

1:44:35.37Check right.

1:44:37.03It's only acceptable if it's a fourth type of nicotine. You take all your other nicotines. Oh, no, no. I smoke cigarettes at the same time I chewed the nicotine.

1:44:44.20Thank you.

1:44:45.22I felt cheated.

1:44:47.68I cheated myself, I have seven cigarettes.

1:44:49.88Check back. Check.

1:44:53.49Thank you.

1:44:54.79.

1:44:55.99Check out the book.

1:45:02.73Do we do a competition to let someone watching this emergency meeting come back up? About 300.

1:45:07.00They're gonna be a dork.

1:45:08.26They're gonna annoy me more than you five dorks.

1:45:11.80Why do you have one or not?

1:45:13.06Why are you?

1:45:14.35Cold, it's in angrily.

1:45:16.36Thank you.

1:45:17.35Cool.

1:45:18.19Thank you.

1:45:20.64Grace.

1:45:21.61To the other.

1:45:22.68- Trista's definitely having the best time here, and he's not even playing. - That's true. - That's true. - It's true, I'm all stressed with my short snack.

1:45:29.41Yeah.

1:45:35.84Story of your life.

1:45:36.11- I wonder if you said to loud mouth at the end of the day. - All in.

1:45:38.38All in.

1:45:40.38I would say.

1:45:42.37Thank you.

1:45:46.48You know what I love about this stream?

1:45:49.39We are on Rumble.

1:45:51.01and we are uncensorable.

1:45:52.99But even for the respect of our fans, we have to censor ourselves. Because as a group of friends, we're super offensive to one another. And if you and your friends aren't super offensive to each other,

1:46:03.82Then you have no phone.

1:46:04.872050 total

1:46:10.72Thank you.

1:46:13.44Oh

1:46:15.63Thank you.

1:46:19.69Wait, is that race?

1:46:21.48No, just call. Imagine. Call the blind person. How much do I?

1:46:24.582050 total.

1:46:26.49Wanna play?

1:46:27.25I'm going to go ahead.

1:46:28.45Thank you.

1:46:29.99- How's it?

1:46:31.23Big hand.

1:46:32.97Fuck I bailed on this. Woo! I'll be part of that mess. 1050. Next card's gonna be something annoying like an 8. So anyone can have the straight with a 4 or a 9. And someone's got a queen. It's gonna ruin everyone's day. 4 or an 8 next and it's gonna win someone with the straight. Watch.

1:46:52.58Okay, now even worse. So this is between the clear view. Check, check.

1:46:59.01Let's see the cast, please.

1:47:01.83Queens and sixes.

1:47:05.42Queen, I tell you is fine.

1:47:07.06Thank you.

1:47:07.75Hey, send your...

1:47:09.65Quincy Sixers, two persons.

1:47:12.91Thank you.

1:47:13.74- You're out? - I'm out.

1:47:15.73Nice hand.

1:47:17.35Very nice night.

1:47:19.77Marcel, we can all relax.

1:47:22.52Everyone everyone wanted you to lose everyone online when you lose I

1:47:28.50Your blinds 100, 200, we're playing only with the big blind because there's more blind, it's out. 200 please.

1:47:35.40Mixed it with...

1:47:36.79Go to risk all of some times. That's how life works.

1:47:39.10You know, but in the...

1:47:40.77general poker playing sense. You've had a great week. I have had a great week.

1:47:45.40I've got to give you guys a chance.

1:47:46.96It's like the boxing thing.

1:47:48.76or boxing thing. You know how Marcel goes easy on you at boxing?

1:47:54.79It's just gonna end up tomorrow on a stream. I'll spy you. No, how could this end well for you? No, but think about so is I have a feeling he'll go easy on you tomorrow. Oh

1:48:03.33Because he's a generous man.

1:48:04.80Look, he just gave all chips.

1:48:06.45Like I did.

1:48:08.41You say loser and I say charity.

1:48:10.15Thank you.

1:48:11.89- The first time I was in the first time, I was in the first time.

1:48:13.12Thank you.

1:48:19.55Call to 100. Call.

1:48:23.15For...

1:48:24.66Four players.

1:48:26.01Come with me.

1:48:26.88Thank you.

1:48:28.50Windows opening.

1:48:30.07- Absolutely.

1:48:31.65If you inherited a million dollars from your father's death, would you treat it as your own or try to use it as though the money was his and he was still alive?

1:48:39.54"If I inherited a million dollars from my father's death," buzz976.

1:48:43.18I would consider myself extremely extremely extremely extremely lucky extremely lucky

1:48:48.90And I don't know how to answer that question, because I inherited

1:48:52.24So I hope that answers your question. I did it the hard way.

1:48:56.07Check out that.

1:48:57.76Thank you.

1:48:58.60Thank you.

1:49:00.18Thank you.

1:49:03.33Thank you.

1:49:04.32I have no money.

1:49:06.05It's all tens, bro. I'm sitting in one of those brokies walking around with one dollar bills flashing it.

1:49:10.65That's me.

1:49:11.49Show cost, please.

1:49:13.78- You're good, Scott.

1:49:16.04I demand.

1:49:17.96Well, customers.

1:49:19.77Follow force.

1:49:22.68- Okay.

1:49:23.01Good night.

1:49:23.82So, Sixers and Fourers wins.

1:49:26.04Thank you.

1:49:27.44And the...

1:49:31.78Small blind, big blind. He's not playing. Yeah, but you have to be the small blind.

1:49:38.14- 100? - Yes, sir.

1:49:41.37Thank you.

1:49:43.78Why do I have no money?

1:49:45.71- Deco took it all? - Yes.

1:49:48.46- Twitch. - Decal took it all, then my friend sat there and said, "Andrew, you're going through the most difficult "legal position of your life. "We're gonna bust you up at poker."

1:49:55.17Thanks. Thanks, guys. Greatly appreciated.

1:50:00.39Thank you.

1:50:01.41Thank you.

1:50:02.01Thank you.

1:50:05.64Thank you.

1:50:07.17Thank you.

1:50:08.57Oh, God. Don't have a look at all.

1:50:12.24Thank you.

1:50:14.36Boom. Boom.

1:50:16.73to one one 100 to call

1:50:19.61Use these terms up. One, two...

1:50:22.17All my tens. - There's a black in there, no, there's two blacks in there. - You're cheating yourself. - Just the tens. Let's not get out of hand here. - There is a black at the very bottom. - This is 200 total.

1:50:34.83- Okay, that's the call, yeah?

1:50:36.87And I have no more 10s. I came in raise. I'm a loser.

1:50:40.75I got another done. Can I raise my ten? No I can't.

1:50:44.78400.

1:50:45.79Let's see what I use. Oh no, that's my guy in here. Let's not be crazy now.

1:50:52.45Just coming up.

1:50:55.47May Allah reward you for your virtuous good deeds. Thank you, Waisel.

1:50:59.99Appreciate it.

1:51:02.31Thank you.

1:51:06.12Thank you.

1:51:07.71Thank you.

1:51:09.54- The President and the President, the President,

1:51:11.02Check out the office. Check.

1:51:13.29Thank you.

1:51:15.00Thank you.

1:51:15.77Check, check.

1:51:18.68- Don't.

1:51:19.43Check out the back of this.

1:51:21.95Andrew, please explain why you would never promote gambling.

1:51:25.42on the stream.

1:51:26.63We are friends sitting around dealing with pieces of plastic. Why would you never promote gambling?

1:51:30.99For real.

1:51:32.86I'll let you tell the story first. Sure. Answer that first.

1:51:36.27I mean, it's not a story, it's a very simple answer. The very simple answer is,

1:51:39.66If I promoted anything that made any of my fans or anyone who supports me and anyone who looks up to me worse off, I would feel eternally guilty.

1:51:47.96The vice said gambling was a wonderful idea.

1:51:50.38then

1:51:51.36Maybe a fan of mine may gamble and lose his last 500 bucks, his month's rent.

1:51:55.50I couldn't deal with that. I would never promote gambling. This is not promoting gambling. I promote friendship, brotherhood,

1:52:01.80Good sport, we're messing around, the pieces of plastic. Everyone do understand that we never promote gambling.

1:52:08.09We're not on the degenerate losers. - One big please.

1:52:10.86Thank you.

1:52:12.26Well, Marcel's here. We're going to do the normal emergency meeting. I have actually a lot to talk about. Very interesting things we're going to do in the next couple of days.

1:52:19.85We're just playing, having fun with you guys at home.

1:52:23.70Thank you.

1:52:24.38Do you even know why I put some coffee on the cake? - Three vodka martini. Shake and not stir. - 'Cause I'm wearing Crocs at the suit.

1:52:29.37- Thank you.

1:52:30.33I hate you. I have to adjust my gambling. Now I really want you to.

1:52:35.29Because he's wearing a coat.

1:52:36.43With the suit.

1:52:39.93Thank you.

1:52:40.97- Thank you.

1:52:42.45- To our better for our police.

1:52:44.76Thank you.

1:52:46.88Thank you.

1:52:48.65Everyone's flooding. Vote Donald Trump 2024. Yeah, we all want Trump to win. That'd be amazing for the culture. Yeah.

1:52:54.03- But then, even the right wing culture is hyper competitive, right? That's when real men are in charge of the world again. - Real capitalism. - So if you're not a real man,

1:53:01.26then you're even gonna be more fucked than now, 'cause no one's gonna be coming to help you.

1:53:06.26I don't think people understand how much personal responsibility they have in all things, especially politics.

1:53:11.90Andrew Tate's message, "Matrix so gay." Tristan's message, "Cigarette so good."

1:53:16.79Thank you.

1:53:17.61Thank you, Gammax. I'd like to feel I have a more important message than that.

1:53:21.74Take a look.

1:53:22.98.

1:53:24.55In fact, my messages don't smoke.

1:53:27.35How about that?

1:53:28.61spanner in the woods.

1:53:31.04Check, check, check.

1:53:33.33Thank you.

1:53:35.30- Thank you.

1:53:36.24Thank you.

1:53:37.47Thank you.

1:53:38.49Thank you.

1:53:40.91Thank you.

1:53:42.40Thank you.

1:53:45.02Check.

1:53:47.83But 200

1:53:49.47.

1:53:50.22Thank you.

1:53:51.33Thank you.

1:53:52.74Hold.

1:53:53.58Two hundredfold.

1:53:54.63With six or seven minutes left of this emergency meeting,

1:53:57.12I feel like we're all going to give a final thought.

1:53:59.43Do you remember Jerry's final thought?

1:54:01.71Shout out to Jerry Spur.

1:54:02.88Question piece.

1:54:05.13He was the genius. May his soul rest in peace. Towards the end of that show where they had midgets, they had everything. No, there's no point in nothing. Just random fucking-- He'd be like, "Jerry's final thought." And say some smart stuff.

1:54:18.18Thank you.

1:54:19.14In the height of emotions,

1:54:21.71and relationships.

1:54:23.18infidelity.

1:54:24.15creep along like a monster to destroy

1:54:26.79Who you think you are?

1:54:28.11and how you treat those around you.

1:54:30.21Thank you.

1:54:31.27I can't even do it.

1:54:32.31Can we do it?

1:54:33.05You know what I'm saying? He was a poker you can turn on your friends. Take care of yourself and each other.

1:54:39.36- The President and the President of the United States.

1:54:41.05Jerry's final thought was always good. Always.

1:54:44.22He could have midgets and throw bananas at each other. That was it.

1:54:48.62- Good one, please.

1:54:50.16when you're vertically challenged.

1:54:51.81The urge to throw fruit.

1:54:53.58Who's the big blind?

1:54:55.80How much to play? Two to play.

1:54:58.53- Nah.

1:54:59.75Broke. 200.

1:55:01.08What would you do without each other?

1:55:03.84Don't know.

1:55:05.31Stupid question. I don't think it's a stupid question at all, actually. No, I mean, no, as of right now. Well, what would we have done without each other? It's a stupid question. Birds of a feather flock together. If you can't find friends you can rely on, then you're probably not very ready.

1:55:16.62Yeah.

1:55:17.19I answer this question in many different ways when people come to me and say, Oh, I can't find any guys I rely on. I'm just trying to fuck my girl because you're a little snake yourself.

1:55:23.10So I don't feel sorry for you, because if you were a G, you'd find the other Gs of Earth.

1:55:26.40That's how it works. The universe is actually very fair and very good and very balanced. Heroes find heroes. We roll together like the Avengers. That's how it works.

1:55:34.02If you believe you are one of those people, you can join the war room and follow the white path. You're going to have to join, you're going to have to work, you have to do things, you're going to have to prove yourself. But if you end up proving yourself at the highest possible echelon, you will be sitting here at this table.

1:55:43.78Isn't that amazing? You'll sit here and watch this from home.

1:55:46.23Like a little idiot, like a broke kid. I want to be there. You can be here.

1:55:51.54All you have to do is prove yourself.

1:55:52.71Join the war room and prove it. And we'll allow you to come. Most of the people at this table are war room guys.

1:55:57.57Thank you.

1:55:58.32There's nothing stopping you except for your lack of belief in yourself.

1:56:01.50Lack of agency.

1:56:02.79- Auto sevens with A side.

1:56:05.25- Pearl of Kings. - If you believed in yourself, you'd be here.

1:56:08.06And I look forward to 30,000 people watching the stream, whatever, one of you, deciding to join the war room and prove themselves. And I look forward to you ending up on the stream and telling everyone at home that, yes, it's very doable.

1:56:17.05All right, Jerry's final thoughts.

1:56:18.90Start with Shadow.

1:56:20.24You can speak in this guy's voice. In fact, I'd like you to speak in a Steven Seagal voice.

1:56:24.03I don't know what Steven Seagal sounds like. What do you mean you don't know what he sounds like?

1:56:27.22I don't know, since I see this.

1:56:30.64I'm so sorry to that girl.

1:56:33.46Jerry Springer, please.

1:56:36.44Huh.

1:56:37.72I didn't know that.

1:56:39.02- Hi, Dick Stewart. He was a Republican politician, and he got caught up in some

1:56:44.09It's not going big like this.

1:56:45.86But I've got one stuff, I've got one of my scanners.

1:56:48.03Myself, so... a fake one.

1:56:49.80But it is what it is.

1:56:53.74I'm big blind? Yes sir. 200! Jesus Christ, I don't have any money! What do I say? Look,

1:56:59.40Take a Steven Seagal voice and give a poker list.

1:57:04.83One more thing to leave. The cards are on the table. You gotta know when to hold them.

1:57:11.44Exactly when?

1:57:12.92No, no, because you have to use nonsensical poker fights. Something like...

1:57:17.06Three players.

1:57:18.13The flop.

1:57:19.00Don't play with a bad hand.

1:57:20.40I don't know.

1:57:21.06- Thank you.

1:57:21.73In a well played game

1:57:23.76poker.

1:57:25.14You could never allow your enemy to see your chase.

1:57:29.07Bet 2,000. Sixes and nines are always wild.

1:57:31.74Scared of the 2000s.

1:57:32.97Very. All my money. In fact, I have a lot less. Now we're talking. Sixes and nines are always wild.

1:57:39.61Bailey Jerry's final thought I feel like you do good at this. I have a point to make. Do you know Jerry's final thoughts were? No, but I have a thought and I have a point. Because you sound like Jerry Springer.

1:57:49.04Thanks. A bit.

1:57:51.08- Thank you.

1:57:51.63My point.

1:57:53.05is

1:57:54.58- It's more like Valentino Crocs with a suit.

1:57:57.72is the highest estrelon.

1:57:59.19- Oh shit. - It's not. - That's disgusting. - Are you kidding? - That's it, you do know this is my stream. People look at me. - They owe me money. That brand owes me money. How do you even look at them to buy these now? They should pay me.

1:58:10.44I'm promoting all this shit for free shows. I'm too rich. I don't care.

1:58:13.88Every other streamer's like, oh, give me $10 and I'll mention it. Fucking bunch of nerds.

1:58:18.71My final statement.

1:58:20.37I joined the war room and here I am.

1:58:22.08Correct.

1:58:22.62That is true.

1:58:23.84Bailey? Security kicked Bailey out.

1:58:29.28- 200, go, go, check, raise.

1:58:33.33Hold for the floor. Marcel.

1:58:35.74As tonight's biggest loser...

1:58:38.18Final thoughts.

1:58:40.77A game is only lost when you gain nothing at the end.

1:58:44.49I like that.

1:58:46.99Check.

1:58:49.55You want to say something bad about me, don't you? You can't.

1:58:59.54-

1:59:01.03And your final thoughts for this evening.

1:59:03.74I'm going to lose a poker.

1:59:05.58I always do very interesting thoughts. My whole brand is interesting thoughts. I'm a day off. 200?

1:59:11.47What I will say then,

1:59:12.93to my friends and colleagues joining me from around the world is this

1:59:17.44You're the best dressed man in the room.

1:59:20.58You're always the winner.

1:59:23.25- The President and the President, the President, is the first time of the day.

1:59:24.90- The President and the President of the United States.

1:59:26.02Thank you.

1:59:26.75- One point. - One point.

1:59:30.31- Alex, last bit of advice for the emergency meeting.

1:59:33.96Thank you.

1:59:35.60- Advice.

1:59:36.99Thank you.

1:59:38.43Watch me.

1:59:40.44winning this hand now.

1:59:42.89doing

1:59:44.02Then push us in one hand.

1:59:46.01All right, cool.

1:59:47.61Who goes first?

1:59:48.95No, you meant the people at home.

1:59:52.17Um,

1:59:54.22Thank you.

1:59:55.31200 minimum.

1:59:57.42- Close 15th, can I?

1:59:58.72He's who he is. He doesn't even know how to play the hand.

2:00:02.28He is so incompetent. He has so little clue what he's doing. I feel the safest thing to do is just fall. I don't know what's going on. He doesn't know what's going on. It's too messy. I'm out. It's a mess. Everyone walks into a club and there's a fight going on over there. Guy kissing a girl over there. Some bitch is falling over in her own sick. And you're just like,

2:00:20.04too much.

2:00:20.61Too much. I'm out. This club might not. Going home.

2:00:25.53It was one of them.

2:00:27.76No, but I'm going to get this.

2:00:29.07- One day, two hundred.

2:00:31.06Last hand on these lines.

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2:00:59.99200.

2:01:00.66Let's up the blinds and cut the feed.

2:01:03.57Good night, ladies and gentlemen.